Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas.
The Computer Kid
After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.
Bull Gets a Kid
The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.
Harry on Trial
Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.
A retired fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps an Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free his father with two borrowed F-16s.
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth (Jim Carrey) on the case.
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
A television producer (Winona Ryder) tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) after he inherits $40 billion.
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.
A television producer (Winona Ryder) tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) after he inherits $40 billion.
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
Harry and the Madam
Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.
Inside Harry Stone
Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.
The Blizzard
A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.
Take My Wife, Please
Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.
The Birthday Visitor
Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.
Dan's Parents
Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
A sacred white bat's disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth (Jim Carrey) on the case.
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.
A television producer (Winona Ryder) tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) after he inherits $40 billion.
Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.
Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman (Bill Murray) sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.
An Old Flame
Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.
The Gypsy
Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
The Battling Bailiff
A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Billie's Valentine
Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.
Married Alive
Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
An English commoner (Heath Ledger) dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends (Mark Addy), competes against nobles in 14th-century France.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Following his crushing defeat by Clubber Lang, Rocky Balboa joins forces with Apollo Creed in an effort to regain his title.
February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman (Bill Murray) sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.
Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
About Face
Hayden tries to convince Christine that she does not need a face lift to improve her chances in a job search.
Why So Happy, Hayden?
Hayden attempts to recruit Tyler Roberts (Reggie McFadden), the country's top high-school football player.
One for the Road
Hayden and Christine's third attempt to get married includes plans for a wedding in the woods.
Baby. On Board?
Christine and Hayden consider the possibility of having a baby.
Belly of the Beast
Hayden defends Luther's dog in court; Christine dozes during Hayden's advances.
Nice Job if You Can Get It
Hayden's overactive ego has him convinced that Christine's success is not her own doing.
The Luck Stops Here
Luther thinks the team's winning streak hinges on his lucky shirt.
If She Can Make It There ...
When Kelly lands a job in New York, Hayden isn't quite ready to let his little girl grow up.
Uneasy Rider
Hayden encourages Dauber to buy a motorcycle over Judy's (Pam Stone) objections.
Piece o' Cake
Luther, feeling a bit lonely, befriends a boy (Jussie Smollett) in need of a father.
Running on Empty
Christine gingerly suggests that she and Hayden visit a fertility clinic.
It Came From New York
Kelly goes overboard with gifts when she returns home for Thanksgiving.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.
A Guest in the Yard
A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.
Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.
The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.
Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs
Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.
A Hundred Dollars a What?
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
Downhill Chaser
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
Room at the Bottom
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
Chrissy's Cousin
Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.
Jack to the Rescue
Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.
The Not So Great Impostor
Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.
Jack's Other Mother
An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Big Party
Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.
A Visit From Lena Horne
Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.
Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.
Watts Side Story
Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.
The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.
Pops 'n' Pals
Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.
Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.
Pot Luck
Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.
The Kid
A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.
Rated X
A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.
Lamont as Othello
A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.
Libra Rising All Over Lamont
Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.
Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.
Presenting the Three Degrees
Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.
This Little TV Went to Market
Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.
Lamont Is That You?
Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.
Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.
Superflyer
Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
World War III
A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.
Walk, Don't Wheel
Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.
Hello, Goodbye
Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.
The Hostage
A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.
Dad's First Date
Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.
Mac and Quon Le: No Reservations
Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).
Halloween, Too
While everyone is preparing for Harry's Halloween party, the judge falls for a witch.
Best of Friends
Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.
Dan's Boss
Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.
Wheels of Justice
Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.
Wheels of Justice
Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Up on the Roof
Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.
Walk Away, Renee
Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.
Dan's Escort
Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.
The Night Off
A substitute judge arrests the staff when Harry takes a night off.
Harry and Leon
Harry becomes a foster father to the courthouse shoeshine boy.
The Apartment
Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.
Leon, We Hardly Knew Ye
Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.
The Muggee
Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).
Could This Be Magic?
A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.
Monkey Business
Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.
The Hurricane
Several expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom when a hurricane strikes the city. Dick Butkus, Brent Spiner and Pam Grier guest star.
The Hurricane
Four expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom while a hurricane rages outside. Guest: Dick Butkus.
Make Room for Daddy
Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.
Janet's Secret
Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.
Father of the Bride
Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.
Furley vs. Furley
Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.
In Like Larry
Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.
Teacher's Pet
The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.
And Baby Makes Four
Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.
The Night of the Ropers
Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.
Double Trouble
Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.
The Case of the Missing Blonde
Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.
Honest Jack Tripper
Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.
Dying to Meet You
Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.
Jack Bares All
Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.
Jack Bares All
Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.
Terri Makes Her Move
Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.
Professor Jack
Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.
Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
Here I Come, Pants!
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
For Whom the Booty Calls
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
Eyewitness Blues
A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.
Lies My Roommate Told Me
Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.
Some of That Jazz
Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.
Dates of Wrath
Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.
Boy Meets Dummy
Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Ghost Talks
Peeping Tom's ghost wants to meet Lady Godiva.
Fright Night
Frightened promoters fix a fight.
Macho Man
A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.
Strangers in the Night
Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.
The Matchbreakers
When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.
Oh, Nun
Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.
Maid to Order
Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).
A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.
A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.
I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).
A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.
A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
A detective (Danny Glover) with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner (Mel Gibson) with a death wish.
An accountant (Joe Pesci) leads a wild detective (Mel Gibson) and his cautious partner (Danny Glover) to a South African diplomat running drugs.
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
The Retirement
Florence faces mandatory retirement from her job as courtroom bailiff.
The Next Voice You Hear...
Harry receives a letter from his mother, who deserted him when he was a child.
Giving Thanks
Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.
Author, Author
Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.
Halloween II: The Return of Leon
Leon, a runaway, returns just as Harry's putting the finishing touches on his annual Halloween party.
Dan's Operation
Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.
Dan's Operation
Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.
The New Judge
While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.
Contempt of Courting
A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.
Earthquake
A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.
Prince of a Guy
While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.
New Year's Leave
New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered ``Mr. 1987`` and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
A detective (Danny Glover) with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner (Mel Gibson) with a death wish.
An accountant (Joe Pesci) leads a wild detective (Mel Gibson) and his cautious partner (Danny Glover) to a South African diplomat running drugs.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A rising journalist (Katherine Heigl) and an irresponsible slacker (Seth Rogen) ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Heavenly Daze
To get into heaven, Shemp must reform the Stooges.
Hoi Polloi
A professor plays Pygmalion to three bumbling garbage men, the Stooges; he tries to turn them into gentlemen.
Murder
A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.
Baby Talk
Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).
The Modest Proposal
Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.
A Day in the Life
Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.
Rabid
Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.
Christine's Friend
Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Torme.
Caught Red Handed
Christine's boss (Michael Gross) is accused of sexual harassment.
Paternity
Dan's wild life has finally caught up to him: he's been served a paternity suit. Bull, meanwhile, has decided to run for bailiff shop steward.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A television producer (Winona Ryder) tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner (Adam Sandler) after he inherits $40 billion.
A rising journalist (Katherine Heigl) and an irresponsible slacker (Seth Rogen) ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy.
The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Father Knows Least
Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Golf
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Playbook
Hayden expects defeat when the team playbook falls into enemy hands before the Pioneer Bowl.
The Pioneer Bowl
Hayden must coach the big game without Luther, who is hospitalized with a concussion.
Christmas of the Van Damned
Luther makes a nuisance of himself after tracing his family tree.
The Babywreckers
Christine has to turn to Hayden, Luther and Dauber to care for a friend's baby.
Coach for a Day
Hayden struggles with a recommendation letter when Luther is offered a head coaching position.
Coach for a Day
Luther is humiliated when he is forced to admit to Hayden that he manages a miniature golf course.
My Cup Runneth Over
Hayden appears as Christine's valentine on her talk show, but has an embarrassing on-air moment.
Like Father, Like Daughter
Hayden is disillusioned when he realizes Kelly's job takes priority over his awards night.
The Devil and Mrs. Burleigh
Hayden ends up marriage counseling when Howard Burleigh (Kenneth Kimmins) discovers his wife is having an affair.
Blue Chip Blues
Hayden discovers his top high-school recruit (Terrance Howard) has lost the desire to play football.
The Stand-In
Hayden recruits NFL star quarterback Troy Aikman for an unusual substitute assignment.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.
The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection
Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.
A House Is Not a Poolroom
Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.
Grady, the Star Boarder
Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.
Wine, Women and Aunt Esther
Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.
Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.
This Land Is Whose Land?
A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.
The Party Crasher
Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.
Lamont Goes Karate
When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
The Toaster
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``
Cruising With Marie
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Ray Home Alone
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Big Shots
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
Working Girl
Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.
Be Nice
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
Dancing With Debra
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
Robert Moves Back
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
No Fat
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
How They Met
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.
Boob Job
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.
The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Sitcom Families
Host Adam Ray takes on the chaos of classic sitcom families.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Family Gatherings
Host Adam Ray celebrates sitcom family gatherings with hilarious real-life clips featuring game nights, talent shows, family dinners, weddings, funerals and gender reveals, proving things can get pretty crazy when the whole family gets together.
The Holiday Episode
Comedian Adam Ray unwraps hilarious real-life holiday chaos, from Valentine's Day and 4th of July explosions, to Halloween horror, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's Eve; these celebrations prove that when the holidays arrive, so do the laughs!
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
Harry tries to administer the oath of citizenship to Quon Le before she gives birth.
Her Honor
Through connections Mac gets advance notice about the new judges list and discovers that Christine is one of the new appointees. Meanwhile, the Wheelers return to the courtroom and buy the snack bar newsstand in the cafeteria.
Her Honor
While Christine's (Markie Post) being sworn in as the new judge, Harry (Harry Anderson) plans a colossal stunt.
Her Honor
Christine (Markie Post) assumes her new role as a judge; Harry (Harry Anderson) prepares to launch his incredible stunt.
Her Honor
While attempting to perform his stunt on the Brooklyn Bridge, Harry (Harry Anderson) is confronted by a man who intends to commit suicide. With Richard Frank and Kenneth Tigar.
Death of a Bailiff
Bull has a near-death experience and insists God spoke to him.
Ladies Night
After Roz and her boyfriend break up Christine decides to help Roz recover, so they go out together to one of Roz's favorite hang-outs: a male strip club.
Safe
On Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.
Mac's Dilemma
The man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.
Who Was That Mashed Man?
A veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.
No Hard Feelings
Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.