IFC TV Schedule

Thu, Jun 25 6:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack to the Rescue

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Thu, Jun 25 6:30 AM

Three's Company

The Not So Great Impostor

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

Thu, Jun 25 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Other Mother

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Thu, Jun 25 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Make Room for Daddy

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Thu, Jun 25 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Janet's Secret

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Thu, Jun 25 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Father of the Bride

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Thu, Jun 25 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Furley vs. Furley

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Thu, Jun 25 9:30 AM

Three's Company

In Like Larry

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

Thu, Jun 25 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Teacher's Pet

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Thu, Jun 25 10:30 AM

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Four

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Thu, Jun 25 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Three Missing Links

B.O. Botswaddle is looking for a new star to appear in a jungle epic so he decides to cast Curly as a gorilla.

Thu, Jun 25 11:15 AM

Three's Company

The Night of the Ropers

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Thu, Jun 25 11:45 AM

Three's Company

Double Trouble

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Thu, Jun 25 12:15 PM

Three's Company

The Case of the Missing Blonde

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Thu, Jun 25 12:45 PM

Three's Company

Honest Jack Tripper

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Thu, Jun 25 1:15 PM

Real Genius (1985)

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Thu, Jun 25 3:45 PM

Meatballs (1979)

A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.

Thu, Jun 25 5:45 PM

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.

Thu, Jun 25 7:45 PM

Police Academy (1984)

The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one (Steve Guttenberg) has a police record; another (Michael Winslow) does vocal sound effects.

Thu, Jun 25 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Thu, Jun 25 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Thu, Jun 25 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Thu, Jun 25 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Fri, Jun 26 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bad News From the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Fri, Jun 26 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Fri, Jun 26 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Fri, Jun 26 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Fri, Jun 26 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Yes, Monsignor

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Fri, Jun 26 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Fri, Jun 26 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Fri, Jun 26 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Lungful of Alan

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Fri, Jun 26 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Fri, Jun 26 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Fri, Jun 26 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

Fri, Jun 26 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Fri, Jun 26 6:00 AM

Police Academy (1984)

The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one (Steve Guttenberg) has a police record; another (Michael Winslow) does vocal sound effects.

Fri, Jun 26 8:15 AM

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.

Fri, Jun 26 10:15 AM

Colombiana (2011)

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

Fri, Jun 26 12:45 PM

The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

A subway dispatcher (Denzel Washington) calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid.

Fri, Jun 26 3:15 PM

Déjà Vu (2006)

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is targeted to be murdered.

Fri, Jun 26 6:00 PM

London Has Fallen (2016)

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning is caught up in a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders.

Fri, Jun 26 8:15 PM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Fri, Jun 26 11:00 PM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Sat, Jun 27 3:00 AM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Sat, Jun 27 5:15 AM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Sat, Jun 27 8:00 AM

London Has Fallen (2016)

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning is caught up in a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders.

Sat, Jun 27 10:15 AM

Déjà Vu (2006)

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is targeted to be murdered.

Sat, Jun 27 1:00 PM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Sat, Jun 27 3:15 PM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Sat, Jun 27 7:15 PM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Sat, Jun 27 9:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sun, Jun 28 12:30 AM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sun, Jun 28 3:30 AM

Predator (1987)

On a mission in a Central American jungle, a team of commandos headed by Major Dutch Schaefer find themselves hunted by a fierce extra-terrestrial warrior.

Sun, Jun 28 6:00 AM

Starship Troopers (1997)

Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity.

Sun, Jun 28 8:45 AM

Anaconda (1997)

A snake hunter (Jon Voight) commandeers a documentary crew (Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube) in the Brazilian jungle, forcing them to battle a monster boa.

Sun, Jun 28 10:45 AM

Jumanji (1995)

A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

Sun, Jun 28 1:15 PM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Sun, Jun 28 3:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sun, Jun 28 6:30 PM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sun, Jun 28 9:30 PM

Predator (1987)

On a mission in a Central American jungle, a team of commandos headed by Major Dutch Schaefer find themselves hunted by a fierce extra-terrestrial warrior.

Mon, Jun 29 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Mon, Jun 29 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Mon, Jun 29 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Mon, Jun 29 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Mon, Jun 29 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Mon, Jun 29 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Mon, Jun 29 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Mon, Jun 29 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Mon, Jun 29 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Mon, Jun 29 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Mon, Jun 29 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Mon, Jun 29 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Mon, Jun 29 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Mon, Jun 29 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Mon, Jun 29 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Mon, Jun 29 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Mon, Jun 29 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Mon, Jun 29 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Mon, Jun 29 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Mon, Jun 29 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Mon, Jun 29 10:00 AM

Coach

Out of Control

In order to win a crucial game, Hayden tells a team member to play rough, and an opposing player is injured.

Mon, Jun 29 10:30 AM

Coach

The Popcorn Bowl

Just before a big bowl game, a rumor breaks out that Hayden may be taking a coaching job in the pros.

Mon, Jun 29 11:00 AM

Coach

Luther and Ruthanne Take the 12 Big Steps

Luther and Ruthanne (Rita Taggert) help each other to give up their respective vices.

Mon, Jun 29 11:30 AM

Coach

Did Someone Call Me Snorer?

Luther goes along when Christine sends Hayden to a sleep clinic because of his snoring.

Mon, Jun 29 12:00 PM

Coach

Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

Hayden and Christine try to work out their marital woes during an encounter weekend.

Mon, Jun 29 12:30 PM

Coach

The Kicker

An attempt to recruit a kicker from the Third World leads Hayden, Luther and Dauber on an adventure.

Mon, Jun 29 1:00 PM

Coach

The Walk-On

A 46-year-old student (Gerald McRaney) tries out for the team, and Hayden becomes his biggest supporter.

Mon, Jun 29 1:30 PM

Coach

Call Me Cupid

When Dauber is stood up by his date, it causes fights between the Foxes, the Burleighs, and Luther and Ruthanne.

Mon, Jun 29 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Committee Man

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Mon, Jun 29 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Fred's Extra Job

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Mon, Jun 29 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Carol

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Mon, Jun 29 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Aunt Esther Has a Baby

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Mon, Jun 29 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Here Today, Gone Today

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Mon, Jun 29 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Aunt Esther Meets Her Son

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Mon, Jun 29 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Gong

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Mon, Jun 29 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Fred Meets Redd

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Mon, Jun 29 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Dying to Meet You

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Mon, Jun 29 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Mon, Jun 29 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Mon, Jun 29 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Terri Makes Her Move

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Mon, Jun 29 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Professor Jack

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Mon, Jun 29 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Eyewitness Blues

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Mon, Jun 29 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

Mon, Jun 29 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Lies My Roommate Told Me

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Mon, Jun 29 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Mon, Jun 29 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Mon, Jun 29 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Mon, Jun 29 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Tue, Jun 30 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-Laws

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Tue, Jun 30 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sneeze

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Tue, Jun 30 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Tue, Jun 30 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You?

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Tue, Jun 30 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Tue, Jun 30 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Tue, Jun 30 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Tue, Jun 30 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Tue, Jun 30 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Tue, Jun 30 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tue, Jun 30 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Canister

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Tue, Jun 30 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

Tue, Jun 30 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Defiant One

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Tue, Jun 30 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

A Matter of Silence

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Tue, Jun 30 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

When John Comes Marching Home

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Tue, Jun 30 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Reverend Sanford

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Tue, Jun 30 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Will

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Tue, Jun 30 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Fred the Activist

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Tue, Jun 30 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Lucky Streak

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Tue, Jun 30 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Funny, You Don't Look It

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Tue, Jun 30 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Fred Sings the Blues

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Tue, Jun 30 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

School Daze

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Tue, Jun 30 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Crossed Swords

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Tue, Jun 30 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Happy Birthday, Pop

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Tue, Jun 30 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Tue, Jun 30 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Copper Caper

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Tue, Jun 30 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

A Matter of Life and Breath

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Tue, Jun 30 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

We Were Robbed

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Tue, Jun 30 2:00 PM

Night Court

The Blizzard

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Tue, Jun 30 2:30 PM

Night Court

Take My Wife, Please

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Tue, Jun 30 3:00 PM

Night Court

The Birthday Visitor

Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.

Tue, Jun 30 3:30 PM

Night Court

Dan's Parents

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Tue, Jun 30 4:00 PM

Night Court

Nuts About Harry

Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.

Tue, Jun 30 4:30 PM

Night Court

An Old Flame

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Tue, Jun 30 5:00 PM

Night Court

The Gypsy

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

Tue, Jun 30 5:30 PM

Night Court

The Battling Bailiff

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Tue, Jun 30 6:00 PM

Night Court

Billie's Valentine

Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.

Tue, Jun 30 6:30 PM

Night Court

Married Alive

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Tue, Jun 30 7:00 PM

Night Court

Mac and Quon Le: Together Again

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Tue, Jun 30 7:30 PM

Night Court

World War III

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Tue, Jun 30 8:00 PM

Night Court

Walk, Don't Wheel

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Tue, Jun 30 8:30 PM

Night Court

Hello, Goodbye

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

Tue, Jun 30 9:00 PM

Night Court

The Hostage

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 30 9:30 PM

Night Court

Dad's First Date

Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.

Tue, Jun 30 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Let's Fix Robert

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Tue, Jun 30 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Tue, Jun 30 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Tue, Jun 30 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Wed, Jul 1 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Wed, Jul 1 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Wed, Jul 1 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Wed, Jul 1 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Wed, Jul 1 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Wed, Jul 1 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Wed, Jul 1 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Wed, Jul 1 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Wed, Jul 1 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Wed, Jul 1 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Wed, Jul 1 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

Wed, Jul 1 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

Wed, Jul 1 6:00 AM

Night Court

Mac and Quon Le: No Reservations

Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).

Wed, Jul 1 6:30 AM

Night Court

Halloween, Too

While everyone is preparing for Harry's Halloween party, the judge falls for a witch.

Wed, Jul 1 7:00 AM

Night Court

Best of Friends

Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.

Wed, Jul 1 7:30 AM

Night Court

Dan's Boss

Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.

Wed, Jul 1 8:00 AM

Night Court

Up on the Roof

Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.

Wed, Jul 1 8:30 AM

Night Court

Wheels of Justice

Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.

Wed, Jul 1 9:00 AM

Night Court

Wheels of Justice

Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.

Wed, Jul 1 9:30 AM

Night Court

Walk Away, Renee

Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.

Wed, Jul 1 10:00 AM

Night Court

Dan's Escort

Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.

Wed, Jul 1 11:00 AM

Night Court

Harry and Leon

Harry becomes a foster father to the courthouse shoeshine boy.

Wed, Jul 1 11:30 AM

Night Court

The Apartment

Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.

Wed, Jul 1 12:00 PM

Night Court

Leon, We Hardly Knew Ye

Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.

Wed, Jul 1 12:30 PM

Night Court

The Muggee

Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).

Wed, Jul 1 1:00 PM

Night Court

Could This Be Magic?

A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.

Wed, Jul 1 1:30 PM

Night Court

Monkey Business

Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.

Wed, Jul 1 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Some of That Jazz

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Wed, Jul 1 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Dates of Wrath

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Wed, Jul 1 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Boy Meets Dummy

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Wed, Jul 1 3:30 PM

Three's Company

Macho Man

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Wed, Jul 1 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Strangers in the Night

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Wed, Jul 1 4:30 PM

Three's Company

The Matchbreakers

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Wed, Jul 1 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Oh, Nun

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Wed, Jul 1 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Maid to Order

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

Wed, Jul 1 6:00 PM

Three's Company

A Friend in Need

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Wed, Jul 1 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Hearts and Flowers

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

Wed, Jul 1 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Urban Plowboy

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Wed, Jul 1 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Critic's Choice

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Wed, Jul 1 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack's 10

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Wed, Jul 1 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Doctor in the House

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Wed, Jul 1 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Paradise Lost

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

Wed, Jul 1 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Up in the Air

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Wed, Jul 1 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Angry Family

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Wed, Jul 1 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Roll

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Wed, Jul 1 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Wed, Jul 1 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Ring

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Thu, Jul 2 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Thu, Jul 2 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Thu, Jul 2 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Thu, Jul 2 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Thu, Jul 2 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Thu, Jul 2 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Thu, Jul 2 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Thu, Jul 2 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Thu, Jul 2 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Thu, Jul 2 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Thu, Jul 2 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thu, Jul 2 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

Thu, Jul 2 6:00 AM

Three's Company

And Now, Here's Jack

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

Thu, Jul 2 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Mate for Each Other

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Thu, Jul 2 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Janet Wigs Out

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Thu, Jul 2 7:30 AM

Three's Company

The Best of Three's Company - Part One

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Thu, Jul 2 8:00 AM

Three's Company

The Best of Three's Company - Part 2

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Thu, Jul 2 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack Goes to the Dentist

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

Thu, Jul 2 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Diamond Jack

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

Thu, Jul 2 9:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack Gets His

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Thu, Jul 2 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Extra, Extra

A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.

Thu, Jul 2 10:30 AM

Three's Company

A Night Not to Remember

Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.

Thu, Jul 2 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Violent Is the Word for Curly

The Stooges are mistaken for as professors at Mildew College.

Thu, Jul 2 11:15 AM

Three's Company

Opening Night

Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.

Thu, Jul 2 11:45 AM

Three's Company

Cousin, Cuisine

Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Thu, Jul 2 12:15 PM

Three's Company

The Brunch

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

Thu, Jul 2 12:45 PM

Three's Company

An Affair to Forget

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

Thu, Jul 2 1:15 PM

Three's Company

The Impossible Dream

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Thu, Jul 2 1:45 PM

The Towering Inferno (1974)

San Francisco's fire chief (Steve McQueen) faces a burning skyscraper whose architect (Paul Newman) and builder (William Holden) are trapped with a party on the top floor.

Thu, Jul 2 4:30 PM

The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

A clergyman (Gene Hackman) leads survivors of a capsized luxury liner through the ship's innards to its highest point.

Thu, Jul 2 7:00 PM

Air Force One (1997)

Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane.

Thu, Jul 2 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Sculpture

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Thu, Jul 2 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Goes Downstairs

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Thu, Jul 2 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jealous Robert

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

Thu, Jul 2 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

It's Supposed to Be Fun

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Fri, Jul 3 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Fri, Jul 3 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Fri, Jul 3 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Fri, Jul 3 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Fri, Jul 3 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Fri, Jul 3 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Fri, Jul 3 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Fri, Jul 3 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Fri, Jul 3 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Fri, Jul 3 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Fri, Jul 3 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Fri, Jul 3 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Fri, Jul 3 6:00 AM

Air Force One (1997)

Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president's plane.

Fri, Jul 3 9:01 AM

Night Court

The Retirement

Florence faces mandatory retirement from her job as courtroom bailiff.

Fri, Jul 3 9:31 AM

Night Court

The Hurricane

Several expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom when a hurricane strikes the city. Dick Butkus, Brent Spiner and Pam Grier guest star.

Fri, Jul 3 10:01 AM

Night Court

The Hurricane

Four expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom while a hurricane rages outside. Guest: Dick Butkus.

Fri, Jul 3 10:31 AM

Night Court

The Next Voice You Hear...

Harry receives a letter from his mother, who deserted him when he was a child.

Fri, Jul 3 11:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

July 4th Weekend

Fri, Jul 3 11:00 PM

Tales From the Crypt

July 4th Weekend

Sat, Jul 4 11:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

July 4th Weekend

Sat, Jul 4 11:00 PM

Tales From the Crypt

July 4th Weekend

Sun, Jul 5 11:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

July 4th Weekend

Sun, Jul 5 2:00 PM

The Vampire Lestat

Detroit

Lestat reflects on the events leading to his tour, including the formation of his band and the publication of a certain book, while experiencing a disquieting, drug-fueled spiritual trip and going head-to-head with a resentful coven.

Sun, Jul 5 3:08 PM

The Vampire Lestat

Toledo

Lestat revisits his origins in Auvergne, explores Toledo with a recent reconnection, and deals with the fallout from Detroit, facing both band tensions and a disgruntled hotel owner.

Sun, Jul 5 4:13 PM

The Vampire Lestat

Toronto

Molloy finally lands an unsurprisingly difficult Lestat in the hot seat, probing him about his time as a Parisian actor, relationship with a childhood friend and transformation; Louis tends to some long-unfinished business in Detroit.

Sun, Jul 5 5:27 PM

The Vampire Lestat

The Devil's Road

Armand goes on an apology tour; Lestat is triggered and lashes out as only he can, publicly embarrassing a personally invited concert attendee with a shoutout; Louis seeks comfort in a familiar face.

Sun, Jul 5 6:41 PM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 5 9:44 PM

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.

Mon, Jul 6 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Older Women

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Mon, Jul 6 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raybert

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Mon, Jul 6 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Mon, Jul 6 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Season's Greetings

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Mon, Jul 6 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Mon, Jul 6 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Mon, Jul 6 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Mon, Jul 6 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Mon, Jul 6 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Mon, Jul 6 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Breakup Tape

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Mon, Jul 6 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk to Your Daughter

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Mon, Jul 6 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Mon, Jul 6 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Mon, Jul 6 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Mon, Jul 6 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Call Me Mom

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.

Mon, Jul 6 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mother's Day

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Mon, Jul 6 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bigger Person

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Mon, Jul 6 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Time

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Mon, Jul 6 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Cult

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

Mon, Jul 6 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Counseling

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Mon, Jul 6 10:00 AM

Coach

Johnsonwreckers

Trouble ensues when Luther's dog eats former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson's Super Bowl ring.

Mon, Jul 6 10:30 AM

Coach

The Day I Met Frank Gifford

Luther tags along with Hayden to a dinner honoring Frank Gifford.

Mon, Jul 6 11:00 AM

Coach

Kelly's New Guy

Kelly brings her new boyfriend (Robert Foxworth) home to meet everyone, but Hayden has a problem with the man's age.

Mon, Jul 6 11:30 AM

Coach

Kelly's New Guy

Hayden can't accept that Kelly's relationship with Dauber is none of his business.

Mon, Jul 6 12:00 PM

Coach

Ten Percent of Nothing

Luther's refusal to pay his agent a commission leads to a crazed dental drilling; Dauber tries a new image.

Mon, Jul 6 12:30 PM

Coach

Oh, a Pro Job

A woman (Katherine Helmond) nearly ruins the Foxes' vacation until she offers Hayden the chance of a lifetime.

Mon, Jul 6 1:00 PM

Coach

Oh, a Pro Job

Hayden is offered a job as the coach of a professional football team.

Mon, Jul 6 1:30 PM

Coach

Fool for Lunch

Luther becomes an unwitting romance machine when he moves into a retirement village.

Mon, Jul 6 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

A Pad for Lamont

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Mon, Jul 6 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Great Sanford Siege

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Mon, Jul 6 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Coffins for Sale

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Mon, Jul 6 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Barracuda

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Mon, Jul 6 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

TV or Not TV

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Mon, Jul 6 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Suitcase Case

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Mon, Jul 6 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

The Return of the Barracuda

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Mon, Jul 6 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Piano Movers

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Mon, Jul 6 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Mon, Jul 6 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Going to Pot

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

Mon, Jul 6 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Mon, Jul 6 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Larry's Sister

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Mon, Jul 6 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Double Date

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Mon, Jul 6 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Star Struck

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Mon, Jul 6 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack Goes the Distance

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Mon, Jul 6 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Apartment

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Mon, Jul 6 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Homework

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Mon, Jul 6 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet the Bunny

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Mon, Jul 6 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who Am I?

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Mon, Jul 6 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Needs Money

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Tue, Jul 7 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sigh

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Tue, Jul 7 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Annoying Kid

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Tue, Jul 7 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

She's the One

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``

Tue, Jul 7 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Vision

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Tue, Jul 7 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Thought That Counts

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Tue, Jul 7 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Tue, Jul 7 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Somebody Hates Raymond

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.

Tue, Jul 7 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Just a Formality

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Tue, Jul 7 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Disciplinarian

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Tue, Jul 7 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Tue, Jul 7 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Tue, Jul 7 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Tue, Jul 7 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

By the Numbers

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Tue, Jul 7 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Whiplash

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Tue, Jul 7 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Dowry

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Tue, Jul 7 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Jealousy

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 7 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Tooth or Consequences

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Tue, Jul 7 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Card Sharps

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Tue, Jul 7 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Have Gun, Will Sell

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Tue, Jul 7 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Tue, Jul 7 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Shootout

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Tue, Jul 7 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Blood Is Thicker Than Junk

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Tue, Jul 7 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Tue, Jul 7 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

A Guest in the Yard

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Tue, Jul 7 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Tue, Jul 7 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Light Housekeeper

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Tue, Jul 7 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

The Big Party

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Tue, Jul 7 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

A Visit From Lena Horne

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Tue, Jul 7 2:00 PM

Night Court

Giving Thanks

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Tue, Jul 7 2:30 PM

Night Court

Author, Author

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Tue, Jul 7 3:00 PM

Night Court

Halloween II: The Return of Leon

Leon, a runaway, returns just as Harry's putting the finishing touches on his annual Halloween party.

Tue, Jul 7 3:30 PM

Night Court

Dan's Operation

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Tue, Jul 7 4:00 PM

Night Court

Dan's Operation

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Tue, Jul 7 4:30 PM

Night Court

The New Judge

While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.

Tue, Jul 7 5:00 PM

Night Court

Contempt of Courting

A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.

Tue, Jul 7 5:30 PM

Night Court

Earthquake

A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.

Tue, Jul 7 6:00 PM

Night Court

Prince of a Guy

While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.

Tue, Jul 7 6:30 PM

Night Court

New Year's Leave

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered ``Mr. 1987`` and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

Tue, Jul 7 7:00 PM

Night Court

Murder

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Tue, Jul 7 7:30 PM

Night Court

Baby Talk

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Tue, Jul 7 8:00 PM

Night Court

The Modest Proposal

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Tue, Jul 7 8:30 PM

Night Court

A Day in the Life

Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.

Tue, Jul 7 9:00 PM

Night Court

Rabid

Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.

Tue, Jul 7 9:30 PM

Night Court

Christine's Friend

Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Torme.

Tue, Jul 7 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Tue, Jul 7 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Tue, Jul 7 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Tue, Jul 7 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Baggage

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Wed, Jul 8 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Wed, Jul 8 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

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