Ghost Rider (2007)
A motorcycle stuntman who sold his soul to save a loved one becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil.
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A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
An Army doctor (Dustin Hoffman) fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
The Tenth Anniversary
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
Hackidu
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
My Life as a Dog Lawyer
Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.
Puppy Love
Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.
After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.
The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Pop Goes the Question
Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.
Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?
Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).
Looking for Mr. Shannon
Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.
Teacher's Pet
Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.
The System Works
Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.
A teen taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, ``Global Thermonuclear War.``
Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.
After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.
The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
A high-school student's popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf.
A teen taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, ``Global Thermonuclear War.``
If a Body Meets a Body
Curly is mentioned in a will.
Men in Black
The Stooges become doctors at a large hospital, where they disrupt patients and staff alike.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A high-school student's popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Wallpaper
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
Meant to Be
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
Pet Cemetery
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
The Author
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
The Walk to the Door
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Young Girl
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.
What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead
Hayden lies about his marital status when consoling the wealthy widow (Priscilla Morrill) of an alumnus.
Define Romance
Hayden is upset when Christine accepts a date with another man.
Whose Team Is It Anyway?
Hayden wants to teach the star player a lesson when he develops a superiority complex.
Hoot, Hoot Hike
Kelly's new dance teacher, Madame Roola (Natalija Nogulich), creates a football ballet and romances Hayden.
Dauber's Blowout
A Conduct Committee member's (Raye Birk) car is to play an important part at Dauber's season-ending party.
I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What Makes Me Mad
Hayden tells Christine that he doesn't like her art; Christine doesn't appreciate his attitude.
Dauber's Got a Girl
Hayden's plan to get even with the women's basketball coach (Pam Stone) jeopardizes Dauber's romance with her.
Bring Me the Head of Stuart Rosebrock
Hayden comes to regret his actions when he accidentally causes Kelly and Stuart (Kris Kamm) to break up.
The Surprise Party
When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Ol' Brown Eyes
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Grady and His Lady
Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.
There'll Be Some Changes Made
Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.
Going Out of Business
Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.
Home Sweet Home
Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.
My Kingdom for a Horse
Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.
The Goodbye Guy
The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.
Jack's Graduation
A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.
... And Justice for Jack
Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.
A Crowded Romance
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs
Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.
A Hundred Dollars a What?
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
Downhill Chaser
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
Room at the Bottom
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Sanford and Niece
Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.
Julio and Sister and Nephew
Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.
Fred's Treasure Garden
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.
Tower Power
Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.
A Little Extra Security
Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.
The Merger
Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.
Once a Thief
Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.
The Stand-In
Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.
Strange Bedfellows
Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.
The Masquerade Party
Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.
Golden Boy
Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.
My Brother-in-Law's Keeper
Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.
The Headache
After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.
The Stung
Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.
The Older Woman
When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.
The Over-the-Hill Gag
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.
Get Me to the Roof on Time
Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.
Santa on the Lam
On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.
Shave and a Haircut
Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.
A New York Story
Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.
Undressed for Success
Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.
Poker? I Hardly Know Her
Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.
Party Girl
Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.
Party Girl
Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.
To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love
Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.
P.S. Do I Know You?
Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.
The 1992 Boat Show
Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.
All You Need Is Love
Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.
Santa Goes Downtown
The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.
The Former Harry Stone
Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.
The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
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Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
Welcome Back, Mama
Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.
Eye of the Beholder
Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.
Death Threat
Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.
Once in Love With Harry
A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.
Quadrangle of Love
Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.
Wonder Drug
Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.
Some Like It Hot
A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.
Harry and the Rock Star
Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.
Bull's Baby
Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.
Hi Honey, I'm Home
The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.
The Nun
An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.
Daddy for the Defense
A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.
Billie and the Cat
A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.
Pick a Number
After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.
The Computer Kid
After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.
Bull Gets a Kid
The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.
Chrissy's Cousin
Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.
Jack to the Rescue
Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.
The Not So Great Impostor
Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.
Jack's Other Mother
An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.
Make Room for Daddy
Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.
Janet's Secret
Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.
Father of the Bride
Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.
Furley vs. Furley
Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.
In Like Larry
Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.
Teacher's Pet
The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.
And Baby Makes Four
Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.
The Night of the Ropers
Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.
Double Trouble
Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.
The Case of the Missing Blonde
Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.
Honest Jack Tripper
Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.
Dying to Meet You
Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Season's Greetings
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
Jack Bares All
Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.
Jack Bares All
Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.
Terri Makes Her Move
Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.
Professor Jack
Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.
Eyewitness Blues
A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.
Lies My Roommate Told Me
Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.
Some of That Jazz
Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.
Dates of Wrath
Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.
Boy Meets Dummy
Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.
Macho Man
A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.
Pardon My Scotch
The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.
Pop Goes the Easel
The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.
Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``
Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Looking' for Japanese Subs
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
That Darn Priest
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.
A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.
Slippery Silks
The Stooges are carpenters who inherit a fancy dress boutique; they put on a fashion show with dresses they've designed based on furniture; during the show, the boys break a Ming vase.
They Stooge to Conga
The trio encounters Nazis; guest Lloyd Bridges.
Harry on Trial
Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.
Harry and the Madam
Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.
A blundering private eye's (John Candy) boss (Jeffrey Jones) puts him on a kidnapping case he is not supposed to solve.
An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and is forced to confront his past as he falls in love with a local.
A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.
Three silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) come to Mexico to perform but instead are expected to save a town.
An upstart plastic surgeon gets stuck in a one-doctor Southern town and is forced to confront his past as he falls in love with a local.
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.
Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.
Three silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) come to Mexico to perform but instead are expected to save a town.
Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.
An elite unit of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department squares off against a crew of ex-military men who hatch an elaborate plan for a seemingly impossible heist -- the city's Federal Reserve Bank.
A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.
While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.
Chosen to lead hunters (Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton) on an expedition, a homeless man (Ice-T) discovers he is to be their prey.
Former Special Forces agent John Rambo blasts through Soviet-occupied Afghanistan in search of his captive mentor.
Chosen to lead hunters (Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton) on an expedition, a homeless man (Ice-T) discovers he is to be their prey.
A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.
A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
If a Coach Falls in the Woods
Hayden refuses to attend Kelly's wedding to Stuart (Kris Kamm) and hides out in the woods.
If Keith Jackson Calls, I'll Be at My Therapist's
Stress leaves Hayden with a facial twitch just before a television interview.
I'm in the Mood for Luther
Christine fixes up Luther with her friend (K Callan) despite Hayden's protests.
A Man and a Woman (and Two Theater Majors)
Bickering Kelly and Stuart disrupt Christine and Hayden's intimate weekend.
The Investment
Luther is forced to call Hayden to come to the Touchdown Club after a robbery.
I've Got a Secret
Christine inadvertently reveals Hayden's secret about his team to a sportscaster.
The Curley O'Brien Award
Hayden prematurely plans a victory party, believing he has won an elusive sports personality award.
The Rosebrocks of Wisconsin
Hayden if forced to spend the weekend with Kelly and all her in-laws.
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
The Family Man
Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.
Earthquake II
Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.
Divorce, Sanford Style
Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.
Bank on This
Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.
The Sanford Arms
Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.
Steinberg and Son
Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.
Brother, Can You Spare an Act
Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.
Della, Della, Della
Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.
Donna Pops the Question
Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.
My Fair Esther
Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.
Sanford and Rising Son
Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.
The Olympics
Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.
Ebenezer Sanford
After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.
The Oddfather
Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.
Can You Chop This
Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.
Greatest Show in Watts
Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.
Inside Harry Stone
Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.
The Blizzard
A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.
Take My Wife, Please
Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.
The Birthday Visitor
Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.
Dan's Parents
Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.
Nuts About Harry
Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.
An Old Flame
Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.
The Gypsy
Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
The Battling Bailiff
A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Billie's Valentine
Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.
Married Alive
Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
World War III
A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.
Walk, Don't Wheel
Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.
Hello, Goodbye
Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.
The Hostage
A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.