IFC Schedule

Sanford & Son Playing Now!

Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three

2025-12-09 01:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 02:00:00 PST

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Sanford & Son

A Guest in the Yard

2025-12-09 02:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 02:30:00 PST

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Sanford & Son

Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna

2025-12-09 02:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 03:00:00 PST

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Sanford & Son

The Light Housekeeper

2025-12-09 03:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 03:30:00 PST

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Sanford & Son

The Big Party

2025-12-09 03:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 04:00:00 PST

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Sanford & Son

A Visit From Lena Horne

2025-12-09 04:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 04:30:00 PST

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)

2025-12-09 04:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 06:30:00 PST

Frank (Leslie Nielsen) and Ed (George Kennedy) of ''Police Squad'' blunder through another case, an energy-related plot in Washington, D.C.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

2025-12-09 06:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 08:30:00 PST

A blundering Los Angeles detective (Leslie Nielsen) and his boss (George Kennedy) foil a plan to assassinate Queen Elizabeth.

The Big Lebowski (1998)

2025-12-09 08:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 11:15:00 PST

Bowling buddies become involved with a multimillionaire and his family wanted by mobsters in 1990s Los Angeles.

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

2025-12-09 11:15:00 PST - 2025-12-09 14:00:00 PST

Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

2025-12-09 14:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 14:30:00 PST

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

2025-12-09 14:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 15:00:00 PST

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

2025-12-09 15:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 15:30:00 PST

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

2025-12-09 15:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 16:00:00 PST

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Two and a Half Men

Merry Thanksgiving

2025-12-09 16:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 16:30:00 PST

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Two and a Half Men

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2025-12-09 16:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 17:00:00 PST

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Two and a Half Men

An Old Flame With a New Wick

2025-12-09 17:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 17:30:00 PST

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Two and a Half Men

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

2025-12-09 17:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 18:00:00 PST

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Two and a Half Men

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

2025-12-09 18:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 18:30:00 PST

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

No Sniffing, No Wowing

2025-12-09 18:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 19:00:00 PST

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Two and a Half Men

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

2025-12-09 19:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 19:30:00 PST

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Just Like Buffalo

2025-12-09 19:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 20:00:00 PST

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

2025-12-09 20:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 20:30:00 PST

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Two and a Half Men

Back Off Mary Poppins

2025-12-09 20:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 21:00:00 PST

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Two and a Half Men

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

2025-12-09 21:00:00 PST - 2025-12-09 21:30:00 PST

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Two and a Half Men

Bite Me, Supreme Court

2025-12-09 21:30:00 PST - 2025-12-09 22:00:00 PST

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

The Big Lebowski (1998)

2025-12-09 22:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 00:45:00 PST

Bowling buddies become involved with a multimillionaire and his family wanted by mobsters in 1990s Los Angeles.

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

2025-12-10 00:45:00 PST - 2025-12-10 03:30:00 PST

Former cohorts come after a small-town New England mom who gradually remembers her past as a government assassin.

Night Court

Up on the Roof

2025-12-10 03:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 04:00:00 PST

Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.

Night Court

Wheels of Justice

2025-12-10 04:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 04:30:00 PST

Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.

Night Court

Wheels of Justice

2025-12-10 04:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 05:00:00 PST

Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.

Night Court

Walk Away, Renee

2025-12-10 05:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 05:30:00 PST

Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.

Night Court

Dan's Escort

2025-12-10 05:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 06:00:00 PST

Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.

Three's Company

Honest Jack Tripper

2025-12-10 06:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 06:30:00 PST

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Three's Company

Dying to Meet You

2025-12-10 06:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 07:00:00 PST

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

2025-12-10 07:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 07:30:00 PST

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

2025-12-10 07:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 08:00:00 PST

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Three's Company

Terri Makes Her Move

2025-12-10 08:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 08:30:00 PST

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Three's Company

Professor Jack

2025-12-10 08:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 09:00:00 PST

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Three's Company

Eyewitness Blues

2025-12-10 09:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 09:30:00 PST

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Three's Company

Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

2025-12-10 09:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 10:00:00 PST

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

Three's Company

Lies My Roommate Told Me

2025-12-10 10:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 10:30:00 PST

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Three's Company

Some of That Jazz

2025-12-10 10:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 11:00:00 PST

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Three's Company

Dates of Wrath

2025-12-10 11:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 11:30:00 PST

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Three's Company

Boy Meets Dummy

2025-12-10 11:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 12:00:00 PST

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Three's Company

Macho Man

2025-12-10 12:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 12:30:00 PST

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Three's Company

Strangers in the Night

2025-12-10 12:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 13:00:00 PST

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Three's Company

The Matchbreakers

2025-12-10 13:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 13:30:00 PST

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Three's Company

Oh, Nun

2025-12-10 13:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 14:00:00 PST

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

2025-12-10 14:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 14:30:00 PST

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

2025-12-10 14:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 15:00:00 PST

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

2025-12-10 15:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 15:30:00 PST

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

2025-12-10 15:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 16:00:00 PST

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Two and a Half Men

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

2025-12-10 16:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 16:30:00 PST

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Two and a Half Men

A Bag Full of Jawea

2025-12-10 16:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 17:00:00 PST

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Two and a Half Men

Go Get Mommy's Bra

2025-12-10 17:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 17:30:00 PST

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Two and a Half Men

Bad News From the Clinic

2025-12-10 17:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 18:00:00 PST

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Two and a Half Men

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

2025-12-10 18:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 18:30:00 PST

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Two and a Half Men

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

2025-12-10 18:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 19:00:00 PST

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Two and a Half Men

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

2025-12-10 19:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 19:30:00 PST

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Two and a Half Men

Yes, Monsignor

2025-12-10 19:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 20:00:00 PST

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Two and a Half Men

The Salmon Under My Sweater

2025-12-10 20:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 20:30:00 PST

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

2025-12-10 20:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 21:00:00 PST

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Two and a Half Men

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

2025-12-10 21:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 21:30:00 PST

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Two and a Half Men

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

2025-12-10 21:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 22:00:00 PST

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Three's Company

Maid to Order

2025-12-10 22:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 22:30:00 PST

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

Three's Company

A Friend in Need

2025-12-10 22:30:00 PST - 2025-12-10 23:00:00 PST

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Three's Company

Hearts and Flowers

2025-12-10 23:00:00 PST - 2025-12-10 23:30:00 PST

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

Three's Company

Urban Plowboy

2025-12-10 23:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 00:00:00 PST

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Three's Company

Critic's Choice

2025-12-11 00:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 00:30:00 PST

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Three's Company

Jack's 10

2025-12-11 00:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 01:00:00 PST

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Three's Company

Doctor in the House

2025-12-11 01:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 01:30:00 PST

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Three's Company

Paradise Lost

2025-12-11 01:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 02:00:00 PST

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

Three's Company

Up in the Air

2025-12-11 02:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 02:30:00 PST

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Three's Company

And Now, Here's Jack

2025-12-11 02:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 03:00:00 PST

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

The Three Stooges

Slippery Silks

2025-12-11 03:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 03:15:00 PST

The Stooges are carpenters who inherit a fancy dress boutique; they put on a fashion show with dresses they've designed based on furniture; during the show, the boys break a Ming vase.

Three's Company

Mate for Each Other

2025-12-11 03:15:00 PST - 2025-12-11 03:45:00 PST

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Three's Company

Janet Wigs Out

2025-12-11 03:45:00 PST - 2025-12-11 04:15:00 PST

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Three's Company

The Best of Three's Company - Part One

2025-12-11 04:15:00 PST - 2025-12-11 04:45:00 PST

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Three's Company

The Best of Three's Company - Part 2

2025-12-11 04:45:00 PST - 2025-12-11 05:15:00 PST

Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.

Three's Company

Jack Goes to the Dentist

2025-12-11 05:15:00 PST - 2025-12-11 05:45:00 PST

Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.

Three's Company

Diamond Jack

2025-12-11 05:45:00 PST - 2025-12-11 06:15:00 PST

A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.

Three's Company

Jack Gets His

2025-12-11 06:15:00 PST - 2025-12-11 06:45:00 PST

Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.

Purple Rain (1984)

2025-12-11 06:45:00 PST - 2025-12-11 09:15:00 PST

The Kid (Prince) fights his rival (Morris Day) for a singer (Apollonia Kotero) and Minneapolis rock-club success.

House Party 2 (1991)

2025-12-11 09:15:00 PST - 2025-12-11 11:30:00 PST

Rap buddies (Christopher Reid, Christopher Martin) try for college and a promoter's recording contract, one of which is not a good idea.

House Party (1990)

2025-12-11 11:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 14:00:00 PST

Kid is grounded by his dad for fighting, but he is determined to sneak out to go to a huge party at Play's house and meet up with the hottest girl in school.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

2025-12-11 14:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 14:30:00 PST

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

2025-12-11 14:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 15:00:00 PST

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

2025-12-11 15:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 15:30:00 PST

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

2025-12-11 15:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 16:00:00 PST

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Two and a Half Men

A Lungful of Alan

2025-12-11 16:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 16:30:00 PST

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Two and a Half Men

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

2025-12-11 16:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 17:00:00 PST

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

2025-12-11 17:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 17:30:00 PST

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Two and a Half Men

Smell the Umbrella Stand

2025-12-11 17:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 18:00:00 PST

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

2025-12-11 18:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 18:30:00 PST

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Two and a Half Men

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

2025-12-11 18:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 19:00:00 PST

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Two and a Half Men

It Was Mame, Mom

2025-12-11 19:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 19:30:00 PST

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Two and a Half Men

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

2025-12-11 19:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 20:00:00 PST

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

2025-12-11 20:00:00 PST - 2025-12-11 20:30:00 PST

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

2025-12-11 20:30:00 PST - 2025-12-11 21:00:00 PST

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.