IFC Schedule
IFC
IFCThis simple schedule provides the showtime of upcoming and past programs playing on the network IFC otherwise known as IFC. The show schedule is provided for up to 3 weeks out and you can view up to 2 weeks of show play history.
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Playing Right Now: Colombiana (2011) :
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Colombiana (2011) 
Playing Now!
2026-04-10 01:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 03:30:00 PSTIn 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
2026-04-10 03:30:00 PST - 2026-04-10 05:45:00 PSTA corrupt CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a tormented gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico.
Desperado (1995)
2026-04-10 05:45:00 PST - 2026-04-10 08:00:00 PSTA guitar-playing stranger (Antonio Banderas) shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer (Joaquim de Almeida) who killed his girlfriend.
Young Guns II (1990)
2026-04-10 08:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 10:30:00 PSTBilly the Kid (Emilio Estevez) and his gang (Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips) gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett.
Rambo III (1988)
2026-04-10 10:30:00 PST - 2026-04-10 12:45:00 PSTFormer Special Forces agent John Rambo blasts through Soviet-occupied Afghanistan in search of his captive mentor.
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
2026-04-10 12:45:00 PST - 2026-04-10 15:00:00 PSTA former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison.
First Blood (1982)
2026-04-10 15:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 17:00:00 PSTGreen Beret veteran Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and the National Guard.
Point Break (1991)
2026-04-10 17:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 20:00:00 PSTAn FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
Next of Kin (1989)
2026-04-10 20:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 22:30:00 PSTA Chicago policeman (Patrick Swayze) and his Kentucky hills brother (Liam Neeson) hunt a mob enforcer (Adam Baldwin) for killing another brother.
Desperado (1995)
2026-04-10 22:30:00 PST - 2026-04-11 00:45:00 PSTA guitar-playing stranger (Antonio Banderas) shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer (Joaquim de Almeida) who killed his girlfriend.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
2026-04-11 00:45:00 PST - 2026-04-11 03:00:00 PSTA corrupt CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a tormented gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico.
Young Guns II (1990)
2026-04-11 03:00:00 PST - 2026-04-11 05:30:00 PSTBilly the Kid (Emilio Estevez) and his gang (Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips) gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett.
Rambo III (1988)
2026-04-11 05:30:00 PST - 2026-04-11 07:45:00 PSTFormer Special Forces agent John Rambo blasts through Soviet-occupied Afghanistan in search of his captive mentor.
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
2026-04-11 07:45:00 PST - 2026-04-11 10:00:00 PSTA former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison.
First Blood (1982)
2026-04-11 10:00:00 PST - 2026-04-11 12:00:00 PSTGreen Beret veteran Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff (Brian Dennehy) and the National Guard.
Next of Kin (1989)
2026-04-11 12:00:00 PST - 2026-04-11 14:30:00 PSTA Chicago policeman (Patrick Swayze) and his Kentucky hills brother (Liam Neeson) hunt a mob enforcer (Adam Baldwin) for killing another brother.
Point Break (1991)
2026-04-11 14:30:00 PST - 2026-04-11 17:30:00 PSTAn FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
2026-04-11 17:30:00 PST - 2026-04-11 20:00:00 PSTA freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
2026-04-11 20:00:00 PST - 2026-04-11 22:30:00 PSTThe hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
2026-04-11 22:30:00 PST - 2026-04-12 00:45:00 PSTA corrupt CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a tormented gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico.
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
2026-04-12 00:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 03:45:00 PSTA rancher (Christian Bale) and the captive outlaw (Russell Crowe) in his charge learn to respect each other on a dangerous journey to catch a train.
Night Court
A Family Affair
2026-04-12 03:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 04:15:00 PSTDan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Night Court
A Family Affair
2026-04-12 04:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 04:45:00 PSTBull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.
Night Court
When Harry Met Margaret
2026-04-12 04:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 05:15:00 PSTHarry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.
Night Court
Can't Buy Me Love
2026-04-12 05:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 05:45:00 PSTDan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.
Night Court
Death Takes a Halloween
2026-04-12 05:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 06:15:00 PSTDan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.
Night Court
Crossroads
2026-04-12 06:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 06:45:00 PSTIn a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Night Court
Crossroads
2026-04-12 06:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 07:15:00 PSTIn a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Night Court
Day Court
2026-04-12 07:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 07:45:00 PSTA temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.
Night Court
A Night Court at the Opera
2026-04-12 07:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 08:15:00 PSTDan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
2026-04-12 08:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 10:45:00 PSTA freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
2026-04-12 10:45:00 PST - 2026-04-12 13:15:00 PSTThe hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.
Zombieland (2009)
2026-04-12 13:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 15:15:00 PSTSurvivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone) of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.
The Social Network (2010)
2026-04-12 15:15:00 PST - 2026-04-12 18:01:00 PSTSix years after creating Facebook in his dorm room, Mark Zuckerberg becomes a billionaire, but his great success leads to personal and legal complications.
The Audacity
Best of All Possible Worlds
2026-04-12 18:01:00 PST - 2026-04-12 19:10:00 PSTDuncan, almost tech titan, must prove he and his company are F-able; JoAnne provides therapy with benefits; Orson lands from Baltimore; the party for Dr. Green ends in a cat burglary.
The Social Network (2010)
2026-04-12 19:10:00 PST - 2026-04-12 21:55:00 PSTSix years after creating Facebook in his dorm room, Mark Zuckerberg becomes a billionaire, but his great success leads to personal and legal complications.
Zombieland (2009)
2026-04-12 21:55:00 PST - 2026-04-12 23:55:00 PSTSurvivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone) of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Anniversary
2026-04-12 23:55:00 PST - 2026-04-13 00:25:00 PSTAt Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Working Late Again
2026-04-13 00:25:00 PST - 2026-04-13 00:55:00 PSTDebra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Children's Book
2026-04-13 00:55:00 PST - 2026-04-13 01:25:00 PSTDebra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Gift
2026-04-13 01:25:00 PST - 2026-04-13 01:55:00 PSTRay buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Everybody Loves Raymond
High School
2026-04-13 01:55:00 PST - 2026-04-13 02:25:00 PSTAt his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Letter
2026-04-13 02:25:00 PST - 2026-04-13 02:55:00 PSTAfter her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
The Three Stooges
Wee Wee Monsieur
2026-04-13 02:55:00 PST - 2026-04-13 03:00:00 PSTThe Stooges are artists living in Paris; when the landlord comes after the overdue rent, the boys skip out and wind up joining the French Foreign Legion.
Coach
Hurly-Burleigh
2026-04-13 03:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 03:30:00 PSTHoward's wife (Georgia Engel) has misgivings about his Las Vegas trip with the guys.
Coach
Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks
2026-04-13 03:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 04:00:00 PSTWhen Hayden learns that Christine earns more money, he develops a money-making scheme of his own.
Coach
The Father and Son Reunion
2026-04-13 04:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 04:30:00 PSTHayden's well-meaning attempt to unite Luther with his long-lost father (Paul Dooley) puts a strain on Luther.
Coach
Diamonds Are a Dentist's Best Friend
2026-04-13 04:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 05:00:00 PSTHayden buys Christine's diamond engagement ring from an eccentric dentist (Tom Poston).
Coach
The Kick-Off & the Kiss-Off
2026-04-13 05:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 05:30:00 PSTHayden's photograph appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated after his team is ranked in the top 20.
Coach
Since My Beaver Left Me
2026-04-13 05:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 06:00:00 PSTHayden tries to console Kelly after her breakup with Stuart (Kris Kamm), but she confides in Christine.
Sanford & Son
Funny, You Don't Look It
2026-04-13 06:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 06:30:00 PSTFred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.
Sanford & Son
Fred Sings the Blues
2026-04-13 06:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 07:00:00 PSTFred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.
Sanford & Son
School Daze
2026-04-13 07:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 07:30:00 PSTFred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.
Sanford & Son
Crossed Swords
2026-04-13 07:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 08:00:00 PSTLamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.
Sanford & Son
Happy Birthday, Pop
2026-04-13 08:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 08:30:00 PSTLamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.
Sanford & Son
Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
2026-04-13 08:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 09:00:00 PSTMuch to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.
Sanford & Son
The Copper Caper
2026-04-13 09:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 09:30:00 PSTLamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.
Sanford & Son
A Matter of Life and Breath
2026-04-13 09:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 10:00:00 PSTWhen Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.
Three's Company
The Anniversary Surprise
2026-04-13 10:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 10:30:00 PSTRoper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Three's Company
Triangle Troubles
2026-04-13 10:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 11:00:00 PSTJack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
Three's Company
The Bake-Off
2026-04-13 11:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 11:30:00 PSTChrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
Three's Company
Moving On
2026-04-13 11:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 12:00:00 PSTThe Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Three's Company
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
2026-04-13 12:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 12:30:00 PSTRoper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Three's Company
Jack on the Lam
2026-04-13 12:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 13:00:00 PSTJack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Three's Company
Love Thy Neighbor
2026-04-13 13:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 13:30:00 PSTChrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
Three's Company
The New Landlord
2026-04-13 13:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 14:00:00 PSTThe threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Everybody Loves Raymond
All I Want for Christmas
2026-04-13 14:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 14:30:00 PSTA romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Civil Wars
2026-04-13 14:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 15:00:00 PSTRaymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Mia Famiglia
2026-04-13 15:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 15:30:00 PSTRay's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Marie's Meatballs
2026-04-13 15:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 16:00:00 PSTWorrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Checkbook
2026-04-13 16:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 16:30:00 PSTRay takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ride-Along
2026-04-13 16:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 17:00:00 PSTRay gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Family Bed
2026-04-13 17:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 17:30:00 PSTRay and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Good Girls
2026-04-13 17:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 18:00:00 PSTDebra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
Everybody Loves Raymond
T-Ball
2026-04-13 18:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 18:30:00 PSTDebra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Traffic School
2026-04-13 18:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 19:00:00 PSTRobert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Six Feet Under
2026-04-13 19:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 19:30:00 PSTDebra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Garage Sale
2026-04-13 19:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 20:00:00 PSTFrank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Wedding
2026-04-13 20:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 20:30:00 PSTRay recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Wedding
2026-04-13 20:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 21:00:00 PSTRay recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Invasion
2026-04-13 21:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 21:30:00 PSTRay and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Driving Frank
2026-04-13 21:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 22:00:00 PSTRay must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Sanford & Son
We Were Robbed
2026-04-13 22:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 22:30:00 PSTFred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
Sanford & Son
A Pad for Lamont
2026-04-13 22:30:00 PST - 2026-04-13 23:00:00 PSTLamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
Sanford & Son
The Great Sanford Siege
2026-04-13 23:00:00 PST - 2026-04-13 23:30:00 PSTTwo deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
Sanford & Son
Coffins for Sale
2026-04-13 23:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 00:00:00 PSTLamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
Sanford & Son
The Barracuda
2026-04-14 00:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 00:30:00 PSTLamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
Sanford & Son
TV or Not TV
2026-04-14 00:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 01:00:00 PSTFred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
Sanford & Son
The Suitcase Case
2026-04-14 01:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 01:30:00 PSTWhen Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
Sanford & Son
The Return of the Barracuda
2026-04-14 01:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 02:00:00 PSTFred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
Sanford & Son
The Piano Movers
2026-04-14 02:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 02:30:00 PSTLamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
Sanford & Son
By the Numbers
2026-04-14 02:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 03:00:00 PSTAfter Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
Sanford & Son
Whiplash
2026-04-14 03:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 03:30:00 PSTFred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
Sanford & Son
The Dowry
2026-04-14 03:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 04:00:00 PSTFred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
Sanford & Son
Jealousy
2026-04-14 04:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 04:30:00 PSTFred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
Sanford & Son
Tooth or Consequences
2026-04-14 04:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 05:00:00 PSTWhen Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
Sanford & Son
The Card Sharps
2026-04-14 05:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 05:30:00 PSTFred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
Sanford & Son
Have Gun, Will Sell
2026-04-14 05:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 06:00:00 PSTA burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.
Night Court
The Gypsy
2026-04-14 06:00:00 PST - 2026-04-14 06:30:00 PSTEveryone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
Night Court
The Battling Bailiff
2026-04-14 06:30:00 PST - 2026-04-14 07:00:00 PSTA promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Past Shows (Last 2 Weeks)
Young Guns II (1990)
2026-04-10 08:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 10:30:00 PSTBilly the Kid (Emilio Estevez) and his gang (Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips) gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett.
Desperado (1995)
2026-04-10 05:45:00 PST - 2026-04-10 08:00:00 PSTA guitar-playing stranger (Antonio Banderas) shoots up a Mexican cantina while seeking the drug dealer (Joaquim de Almeida) who killed his girlfriend.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
2026-04-10 03:30:00 PST - 2026-04-10 05:45:00 PSTA corrupt CIA agent (Johnny Depp) recruits a tormented gunman (Antonio Banderas) to stop conspirators from assassinating the president of Mexico.
Colombiana (2011)
2026-04-10 01:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 03:30:00 PSTIn 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.
Black Hawk Down (2001)
2026-04-09 22:00:00 PST - 2026-04-10 01:00:00 PSTU.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.
Two and a Half Men
Alan Shot a Little Girl
2026-04-09 21:30:00 PST - 2026-04-09 22:00:00 PSTAlan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men
Oontz Oontz Oontz
2026-04-09 21:00:00 PST - 2026-04-09 21:30:00 PSTWalden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
2026-04-09 20:30:00 PST - 2026-04-09 21:00:00 PSTAlan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
Two and a Half Men
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
2026-04-09 20:00:00 PST - 2026-04-09 20:30:00 PSTCharlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
2026-04-09 19:30:00 PST - 2026-04-09 20:00:00 PSTAlan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
2026-04-09 19:00:00 PST - 2026-04-09 19:30:00 PSTWhen Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
2026-04-09 18:30:00 PST - 2026-04-09 19:00:00 PSTCharlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
2026-04-09 18:00:00 PST - 2026-04-09 18:30:00 PSTCharlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.
Two and a Half Men
That Special Tug
2026-04-09 17:30:00 PST - 2026-04-09 18:00:00 PSTAlan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.