IFC TV Schedule

Thu, Jun 11 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thu, Jun 11 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

Thu, Jun 11 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The 9:04 From Pemberton

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Thu, Jun 11 6:00 AM

Three's Company

Roper's Car

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Thu, Jun 11 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Night Out

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Thu, Jun 11 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Helen's Job

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

Thu, Jun 11 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Alone Together

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

Thu, Jun 11 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Cyrano de Tripper

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Thu, Jun 11 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Stanley Casanova

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Thu, Jun 11 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Uncle

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Thu, Jun 11 9:30 AM

Three's Company

Janet's High School Sweetheart

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Thu, Jun 11 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Three's Christmas

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Thu, Jun 11 10:30 AM

Three's Company

The Gift

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Thu, Jun 11 11:00 AM

Three's Company

The Baby Sitters

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Thu, Jun 11 11:30 AM

Three's Company

The Rivals

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Thu, Jun 11 12:00 PM

Three's Company

Home Movies

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Thu, Jun 11 12:30 PM

Den of Thieves (2018)

An elite unit of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department squares off against a crew of ex-military men who hatch an elaborate plan for a seemingly impossible heist -- the city's Federal Reserve Bank.

Thu, Jun 11 3:45 PM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Thu, Jun 11 6:00 PM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Thu, Jun 11 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Thu, Jun 11 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Thu, Jun 11 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Thu, Jun 11 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Fri, Jun 12 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Fri, Jun 12 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Fri, Jun 12 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Fri, Jun 12 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Fri, Jun 12 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Fri, Jun 12 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Fri, Jun 12 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Fri, Jun 12 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Fri, Jun 12 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Fri, Jun 12 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Fri, Jun 12 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Fri, Jun 12 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Fri, Jun 12 6:00 AM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Fri, Jun 12 10:00 AM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Fri, Jun 12 12:15 PM

Real Genius (1985)

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Fri, Jun 12 2:45 PM

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.

Fri, Jun 12 5:00 PM

National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.

Fri, Jun 12 7:00 PM

The Great Outdoors (1988)

A Chicago man (John Candy) and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and his family.

Fri, Jun 12 9:00 PM

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.

Fri, Jun 12 11:30 PM

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.

Sat, Jun 13 2:00 AM

Trading Places (1983)

Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).

Sat, Jun 13 4:30 AM

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.

Sat, Jun 13 6:45 AM

National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.

Sat, Jun 13 8:45 AM

Night Court

When Harry Met Margaret

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Sat, Jun 13 9:15 AM

Night Court

Can't Buy Me Love

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Sat, Jun 13 9:45 AM

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

Sat, Jun 13 10:00 AM

Field of Dreams (1989)

An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees ``Shoeless`` Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels.

Sat, Jun 13 12:30 PM

A League of Their Own (1992)

The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager.

Sat, Jun 13 3:30 PM

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.

Sat, Jun 13 6:00 PM

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.

Sat, Jun 13 8:30 PM

Trading Places (1983)

Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).

Sat, Jun 13 11:00 PM

50 First Dates (2004)

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

Sun, Jun 14 1:15 AM

Just Go With It (2011)

A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) enlists the aid of his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman.

Sun, Jun 14 4:00 AM

The Vampire Lestat

Detroit

Lestat reflects on the events leading to his tour, including the formation of his band and the publication of a certain book, while experiencing a disquieting, drug-fueled spiritual trip and going head-to-head with a resentful coven.

Sun, Jun 14 5:08 AM

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston), a bounty hunter (Gerard Butler) soon finds himself on the run for his life.

Sun, Jun 14 7:36 AM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Sun, Jun 14 10:19 AM

Night Court

Hello, Goodbye

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

Sun, Jun 14 10:48 AM

Night Court

The Hostage

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Sun, Jun 14 11:17 AM

Colombiana (2011)

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

Sun, Jun 14 1:45 PM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Sun, Jun 14 4:30 PM

The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston), a bounty hunter (Gerard Butler) soon finds himself on the run for his life.

Sun, Jun 14 7:00 PM

50 First Dates (2004)

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

Sun, Jun 14 9:15 PM

Just Go With It (2011)

A plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) enlists the aid of his assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman.

Mon, Jun 15 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Mon, Jun 15 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Mon, Jun 15 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Mon, Jun 15 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Mon, Jun 15 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Mon, Jun 15 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Mon, Jun 15 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Mon, Jun 15 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Mon, Jun 15 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Mon, Jun 15 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Mon, Jun 15 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey or Fish

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Mon, Jun 15 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Mon, Jun 15 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Mon, Jun 15 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Mon, Jun 15 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Mon, Jun 15 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Mon, Jun 15 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Mon, Jun 15 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Mon, Jun 15 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Mon, Jun 15 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Mon, Jun 15 10:00 AM

Coach

One of the Guys

Hayden sets out to discourage Christine from ever accepting another invitation to go fishing.

Mon, Jun 15 10:30 AM

Coach

My Best Friend's Girl

Hayden and Christine have lukewarm reactions to Luther's uninhibited date.

Mon, Jun 15 11:00 AM

Coach

Goodbye Mr. Putts

As a representative of the women coaches, Judy (Pam Stone) challenges Hayden and his staff to a golf contest.

Mon, Jun 15 11:30 AM

Coach

Head Like a Wheel

Hayden celebrates his 49th birthday by driving a race car at 150 miles an hour.

Mon, Jun 15 12:00 PM

Coach

Retrospective

The gang discusses its experiences when Mary Hart arrives to interview Hayden.

Mon, Jun 15 12:30 PM

Coach

Retrospective

The gang discusses its experiences when Mary Hart arrives to interview Hayden.

Mon, Jun 15 1:00 PM

Coach

Pros and Cons

In the wake of winning the National Collegiate Football Championship, Hayden is offered a job in professional football.

Mon, Jun 15 1:30 PM

Coach

It Should Happen to You

Hayden, dissatisfied with his public persona, hires an image consultant.

Mon, Jun 15 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Mon, Jun 15 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Mon, Jun 15 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Mon, Jun 15 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Mon, Jun 15 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Mon, Jun 15 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Mon, Jun 15 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Mon, Jun 15 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Mon, Jun 15 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack in the Flower Shop

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

Mon, Jun 15 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Navy Pal

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Mon, Jun 15 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Will the Real Jack Tripper ...

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Mon, Jun 15 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Days of Beer and Weeds

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Mon, Jun 15 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy Come Home

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Mon, Jun 15 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Bird Song

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Mon, Jun 15 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Mon, Jun 15 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Good Old Reliable Janet

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Mon, Jun 15 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Mon, Jun 15 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Mon, Jun 15 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Mon, Jun 15 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Tue, Jun 16 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Tue, Jun 16 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Tue, Jun 16 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Tue, Jun 16 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Tue, Jun 16 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Tue, Jun 16 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Tue, Jun 16 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Tue, Jun 16 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Tue, Jun 16 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Tue, Jun 16 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Tue, Jun 16 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Tue, Jun 16 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Tue, Jun 16 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Tue, Jun 16 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Tue, Jun 16 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Tue, Jun 16 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Tue, Jun 16 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Headache

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Tue, Jun 16 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Stung

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Tue, Jun 16 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Older Woman

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Tue, Jun 16 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Tue, Jun 16 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Family Man

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Tue, Jun 16 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Earthquake II

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Tue, Jun 16 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Divorce, Sanford Style

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Tue, Jun 16 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Bank on This

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Tue, Jun 16 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

The Sanford Arms

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Tue, Jun 16 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Steinberg and Son

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Tue, Jun 16 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Brother, Can You Spare an Act

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Tue, Jun 16 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Della, Della, Della

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Tue, Jun 16 2:00 PM

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Tue, Jun 16 2:30 PM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 16 3:00 PM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 16 3:30 PM

Night Court

Day Court

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 4:00 PM

Night Court

A Night Court at the Opera

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 4:30 PM

Night Court

Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Tue, Jun 16 5:00 PM

Night Court

Jail Bait

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 16 5:30 PM

Night Court

It's Just a Joke

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 6:00 PM

Night Court

Bringing Down Baby

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Tue, Jun 16 6:30 PM

Night Court

Presumed Insolvent

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 7:00 PM

Night Court

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Tue, Jun 16 7:30 PM

Night Court

Attachments Included

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 8:00 PM

Night Court

Alone Again, Naturally

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Tue, Jun 16 8:30 PM

Night Court

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 16 9:00 PM

Night Court

To Sleep, No More

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Tue, Jun 16 9:30 PM

Night Court

With a Little Help From My Friends

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Tue, Jun 16 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Tue, Jun 16 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Tue, Jun 16 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Wed, Jun 17 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Wed, Jun 17 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Wed, Jun 17 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Wed, Jun 17 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Wed, Jun 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Wed, Jun 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

Wed, Jun 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wed, Jun 17 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Wed, Jun 17 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Wed, Jun 17 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wed, Jun 17 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Wed, Jun 17 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Wed, Jun 17 6:00 AM

Night Court

Mac Takes a Vocation

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 6:30 AM

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jun 17 7:00 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jun 17 7:30 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Wed, Jun 17 8:00 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Wed, Jun 17 8:30 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Wed, Jun 17 9:00 AM

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 9:30 AM

Night Court

Puppy Love

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Wed, Jun 17 10:00 AM

Night Court

Pop Goes the Question

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 10:30 AM

Night Court

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Wed, Jun 17 11:00 AM

Night Court

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Wed, Jun 17 11:30 AM

Night Court

Teacher's Pet

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Wed, Jun 17 12:00 PM

Night Court

The System Works

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Wed, Jun 17 12:30 PM

Night Court

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Wed, Jun 17 1:00 PM

Night Court

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 1:30 PM

Night Court

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Wed, Jun 17 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Double Date

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Wed, Jun 17 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy and the Guru

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wed, Jun 17 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Love Diary

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Wed, Jun 17 3:30 PM

Three's Company

The Fast

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Wed, Jun 17 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Helen's Rendezvous

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Wed, Jun 17 4:30 PM

Three's Company

My Sister's Keeper

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Wed, Jun 17 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Wed, Jun 17 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Wed, Jun 17 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Wed, Jun 17 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Wed, Jun 17 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Wed, Jun 17 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Wed, Jun 17 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Wed, Jun 17 8:30 PM

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Wed, Jun 17 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Wed, Jun 17 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Wed, Jun 17 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Wed, Jun 17 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Wed, Jun 17 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Wed, Jun 17 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Thu, Jun 18 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Thu, Jun 18 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Thu, Jun 18 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Thu, Jun 18 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Thu, Jun 18 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Thu, Jun 18 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Thu, Jun 18 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Thu, Jun 18 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Thu, Jun 18 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thu, Jun 18 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Thu, Jun 18 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Thu, Jun 18 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Thu, Jun 18 6:00 AM

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Thu, Jun 18 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Thu, Jun 18 7:00 AM

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Thu, Jun 18 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Thu, Jun 18 8:00 AM

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Thu, Jun 18 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Thu, Jun 18 9:00 AM

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.

Thu, Jun 18 11:15 AM

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.

Thu, Jun 18 1:45 PM

Men at Work (1990)

Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.

Thu, Jun 18 4:00 PM

Platoon (1986)

Two sergeants (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe) and a private (Charlie Sheen) join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.

Thu, Jun 18 6:45 PM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Thu, Jun 18 9:15 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jun 19 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Fri, Jun 19 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Fri, Jun 19 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Fri, Jun 19 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Fri, Jun 19 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Fri, Jun 19 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Fri, Jun 19 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Fri, Jun 19 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Fri, Jun 19 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Fri, Jun 19 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Fri, Jun 19 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Fri, Jun 19 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Fri, Jun 19 6:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Fri, Jun 19 6:30 AM

Men at Work (1990)

Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.

Fri, Jun 19 8:45 AM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Fri, Jun 19 11:15 AM

Platoon (1986)

Two sergeants (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe) and a private (Charlie Sheen) join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.

Fri, Jun 19 2:00 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jun 19 4:45 PM

Real Genius (1985)

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Fri, Jun 19 7:15 PM

What About Bob? (1991)

A patient (Bill Murray) follows a pop psychiatrist (Richard Dreyfuss) on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family.

Fri, Jun 19 9:30 PM

The Breakfast Club (1985)

A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.

Fri, Jun 19 11:45 PM

Pretty in Pink (1986)

A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.

Sat, Jun 20 1:45 AM

Sixteen Candles (1984)

A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.

Sat, Jun 20 3:45 AM

Dirty Dancing (1987)

A doctor's (Jerry Orbach) teenage daughter (Jennifer Grey) gets slinky with the dance teacher (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

Sat, Jun 20 6:15 AM

Footloose (1984)

A hip Chicago teen (Kevin Bacon) moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor (John Lithgow), dancing is outlawed.

Sat, Jun 20 8:45 AM

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).

Sat, Jun 20 10:45 AM

Footloose (1984)

A hip Chicago teen (Kevin Bacon) moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor (John Lithgow), dancing is outlawed.

Sat, Jun 20 1:15 PM

Dirty Dancing (1987)

A doctor's (Jerry Orbach) teenage daughter (Jennifer Grey) gets slinky with the dance teacher (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

Sat, Jun 20 3:45 PM

The Breakfast Club (1985)

A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.

Sat, Jun 20 6:00 PM

Pretty in Pink (1986)

A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.

Sat, Jun 20 8:00 PM

Sixteen Candles (1984)

A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.

Sat, Jun 20 10:00 PM

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).

Sun, Jun 21 12:00 AM

Superman (1978)

Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet.

Sun, Jun 21 3:30 AM

Superman II (1980)

The Man of Steel (Christopher Reeve) gets serious with Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) and fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman).

Sun, Jun 21 6:30 AM

Superman III (1983)

Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman (Christopher Reeve) in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel.

Sun, Jun 21 9:30 AM

Anaconda (1997)

A snake hunter (Jon Voight) commandeers a documentary crew (Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube) in the Brazilian jungle, forcing them to battle a monster boa.

Sun, Jun 21 11:30 AM

A Knight's Tale (2001)

An English commoner (Heath Ledger) dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends (Mark Addy), competes against nobles in 14th-century France.

Sun, Jun 21 2:30 PM

Superman III (1983)

Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman (Christopher Reeve) in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel.

Sun, Jun 21 5:30 PM

Superman II (1980)

The Man of Steel (Christopher Reeve) gets serious with Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) and fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman).

Sun, Jun 21 8:30 PM

Superman (1978)

Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet.

Mon, Jun 22 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Mon, Jun 22 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Mon, Jun 22 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Mon, Jun 22 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Mon, Jun 22 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Mon, Jun 22 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Mon, Jun 22 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Mon, Jun 22 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Mon, Jun 22 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Mon, Jun 22 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Mon, Jun 22 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Mon, Jun 22 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Mon, Jun 22 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Mon, Jun 22 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Mon, Jun 22 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Mon, Jun 22 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Mon, Jun 22 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Mon, Jun 22 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Mon, Jun 22 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Mon, Jun 22 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Mon, Jun 22 10:00 AM

Coach

Graceless Under Fire

Hayden's image consultant gets underfoot while he coaches the team.

Mon, Jun 22 10:30 AM

Coach

Judy's Turn

Hayden must comfort Dauber when Judy (Pam Stone) returns her engagement ring.

Mon, Jun 22 11:00 AM

Coach

Above and Beyond the Call of Hayden

Luther and Hayden spend less time together, putting a strain on their relationship.

Mon, Jun 22 11:30 AM

Coach

Inconceivable

Hayden and Christine fight because she isn't pregnant yet and their love life is becoming mechanical.

Mon, Jun 22 12:00 PM

Coach

Jailbirds

Against Hayden's advice, Christine attends a bachelorette party thrown by Ruthanne (Rita Taggert).

Mon, Jun 22 12:30 PM

Coach

My Fair Agent

Hayden's sexist attitudes affect his judgment of a woman who works for him, and he blames Christine for his response.

Mon, Jun 22 1:00 PM

Coach

Be a Good Sport

When the Minnesota State sports budget is cut, Hayden must defend himself in a televised debate.

Mon, Jun 22 1:30 PM

Coach

Working Girl

Christine must stand up for herself when her co-host tries to replace her.

Mon, Jun 22 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Donna Pops the Question

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Mon, Jun 22 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

My Fair Esther

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Mon, Jun 22 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Rising Son

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Mon, Jun 22 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Olympics

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Mon, Jun 22 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Ebenezer Sanford

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Mon, Jun 22 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Oddfather

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Mon, Jun 22 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Can You Chop This

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Mon, Jun 22 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Greatest Show in Watts

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Mon, Jun 22 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Mon, Jun 22 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Mon, Jun 22 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Mon, Jun 22 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Mon, Jun 22 8:00 PM

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Mon, Jun 22 8:30 PM

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Mon, Jun 22 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Mon, Jun 22 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Mon, Jun 22 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Mon, Jun 22 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Mon, Jun 22 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Mon, Jun 22 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Tue, Jun 23 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Tue, Jun 23 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Tue, Jun 23 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Tue, Jun 23 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Tue, Jun 23 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Tue, Jun 23 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Tue, Jun 23 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Tue, Jun 23 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Tue, Jun 23 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Tue, Jun 23 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Tue, Jun 23 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Tue, Jun 23 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Tue, Jun 23 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Fred Sanford Has a Baby

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Tue, Jun 23 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The TV Addict

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Tue, Jun 23 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Lamont in Love

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Tue, Jun 23 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Escorts

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Tue, Jun 23 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

Tue, Jun 23 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Director

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Tue, Jun 23 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

A Pain in the Neck

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Tue, Jun 23 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Sergeant Gork

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Tue, Jun 23 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Camping Trip

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Tue, Jun 23 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Tue, Jun 23 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Tue, Jun 23 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Tue, Jun 23 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

California Crude

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.

Tue, Jun 23 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Stakeout

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Tue, Jun 23 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Tue, Jun 23 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Winning Ticket

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Tue, Jun 23 2:00 PM

Night Court

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Tue, Jun 23 2:30 PM

Night Court

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Tue, Jun 23 3:00 PM

Night Court

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 23 3:30 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 23 4:00 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Tue, Jun 23 4:30 PM

Night Court

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 23 5:00 PM

Night Court

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 23 5:30 PM

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Tue, Jun 23 6:00 PM

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Tue, Jun 23 6:30 PM

Night Court

The 1992 Boat Show

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 23 7:00 PM

Night Court

All You Need Is Love

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Tue, Jun 23 7:30 PM

Night Court

Santa Goes Downtown

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Tue, Jun 23 8:00 PM

Night Court

The Former Harry Stone

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Tue, Jun 23 8:30 PM

Night Court

Welcome Back, Mama

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Tue, Jun 23 9:00 PM

Night Court

Eye of the Beholder

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Tue, Jun 23 9:30 PM

Night Court

Death Threat

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

Tue, Jun 23 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Tue, Jun 23 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Tue, Jun 23 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Tue, Jun 23 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Wed, Jun 24 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Wed, Jun 24 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

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