IFC TV Schedule

Thu, Jul 16 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Thu, Jul 16 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Good Old Reliable Janet

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Double Date

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy and the Guru

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Thu, Jul 16 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Love Diary

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Thu, Jul 16 9:30 AM

Three's Company

The Fast

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Helen's Rendezvous

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 AM

Three's Company

My Sister's Keeper

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 AM

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 PM

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 PM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Thu, Jul 16 2:45 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Thu, Jul 16 7:45 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Fri, Jul 17 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Fri, Jul 17 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Fri, Jul 17 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Fri, Jul 17 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Fri, Jul 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Fri, Jul 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

Fri, Jul 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Devil's Lube

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Fri, Jul 17 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thank God for Scoliosis

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Fri, Jul 17 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Fri, Jul 17 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

Fri, Jul 17 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 AM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Fri, Jul 17 8:15 AM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Fri, Jul 17 10:30 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Fri, Jul 17 12:45 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 PM

The Karate Kid Part II (1986)

Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jul 17 8:45 PM

Road House (1989)

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Fri, Jul 17 11:30 PM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:30 AM

Major League II (1994)

Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.

Sat, Jul 18 5:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Well-Cooked Hams

A no-talent magician kills a fellow magician to take over his act.

Sat, Jul 18 5:40 AM

Tales From the Crypt

The Assassin

A homemaker finds herself under siege by a group of CIA operatives. Starring Shelley Hack, Corey Feldman, Jonathan Banks, Marshall Teague and Chelsea Field.

Sat, Jul 18 6:13 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Split Personality

A con man (Joe Pesci) must make good on a promise to marry twin sisters. With Kristen Amber and Burt Young.

Sat, Jul 18 6:55 AM

Tales From the Crypt

What's Cookin'?

Tasty new steaks are the key to a local diner's success. With Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf and Bess Armstrong.

Sat, Jul 18 7:36 AM

Tales From the Crypt

As Ye Sow

A husband hires a hit man; with Hector Elizondo, Sam Waterston, Patsy Kensit; director Kyle MacLachlan.

Sat, Jul 18 8:18 AM

Road House (1989)

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Sat, Jul 18 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Pardon My Scotch

The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.

Sat, Jul 18 11:05 AM

The Three Stooges

Pop Goes the Easel

The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.

Sat, Jul 18 11:15 AM

Night Court

Attack of the Mac Snacks

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sat, Jul 18 11:45 AM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sat, Jul 18 5:30 PM

Hot Shots! (1991)

A top-gun pilot (Charlie Sheen) keeps up with his rival (Cary Elwes) and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend (Valeria Golino).

Sat, Jul 18 7:30 PM

Major League II (1994)

Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.

Sat, Jul 18 10:00 PM

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Swordsmen Aramis (Charlie Sheen), Athos (Kiefer Sutherland), Porthos and D'Artagnan (Chris O'Donnell) foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king.

Sun, Jul 19 12:30 AM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Sun, Jul 19 2:45 AM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 AM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 AM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 10:15 AM

Night Court

Passion Plundered

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Sun, Jul 19 10:45 AM

Night Court

Amour or Less

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Sun, Jul 19 11:15 AM

Night Court

Razing Bull

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Sun, Jul 19 11:45 AM

Groundhog Day (1993)

February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman (Bill Murray) sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.

Sun, Jul 19 2:15 PM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 PM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 PM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 9:45 PM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Luther's new companion in the wake of his dog's death floors Hayden.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Meddling Hayden tries to persuade Luther to stop dating Doris.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

When the Burleighs visit the Foxes, Hayden learns Howard is keeping a secret.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

Howard is fired from his job at Minnesota State and looks to Hayden for a job with the Breakers.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 PM

Coach

The Tight End

Hayden and the Breakers play the last game of the season on ``Monday Night Football.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 PM

Coach

Nice Guys Get Cut

Hayden faces a difficult decision when he must make room for new recruits.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 PM

Coach

Her Boyfriend's Back

The father (Noah Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's (A.J. Langer) life.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 PM

Coach

The Gardener

Hayden confronts the gardener (Tim Conway) when his backyard plants start to die.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Fred's Cheating Heart

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Party Crasher

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes Karate

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Way to Lamont's Heart

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 PM

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 PM

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Surprise Party

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Ol' Brown Eyes

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Grady and His Lady

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 AM

Sanford and Son

There'll Be Some Changes Made

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Going Out of Business

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 AM

Sanford and Son

My Kingdom for a Horse

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 PM

Sanford and Son

A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 PM

Night Court

Futureman

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 PM

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 PM

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 PM

Night Court

The Talk Show

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 PM

Night Court

Melvin and Harold

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 PM

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 PM

Night Court

I Said Dance!

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 PM

Night Court

My Three Dads

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 PM

Night Court

Still Another Day in the Life

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 PM

Night Court

A Closer Look

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 PM

Night Court

The Blues of the Birth

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 PM

Night Court

When Harry Met Margaret

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 PM

Night Court

Can't Buy Me Love

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 PM

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 AM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 AM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 AM

Night Court

Day Court

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 AM

Night Court

A Night Court at the Opera

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 AM

Night Court

Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 AM

Night Court

Jail Bait

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 AM

Night Court

It's Just a Joke

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 AM

Night Court

Bringing Down Baby

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 AM

Night Court

Presumed Insolvent

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 10:30 AM

Night Court

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Wed, Jul 22 11:00 AM

Night Court

Attachments Included

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 11:30 AM

Night Court

Alone Again, Naturally

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 PM

Night Court

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 PM

Night Court

To Sleep, No More

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 PM

Night Court

With a Little Help From My Friends

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 PM

Night Court

Mac Takes a Vocation

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 PM

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 PM

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 PM

Three's Company

Stanley, the Ladies' Man

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack on the Lam

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Love Thy Neighbor

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The New Landlord

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Snow Job

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 PM

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack the Ripper

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Wed, Jul 22 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Wed, Jul 22 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wed, Jul 22 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Thu, Jul 23 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thu, Jul 23 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Thu, Jul 23 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Thu, Jul 23 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thu, Jul 23 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Thu, Jul 23 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Thu, Jul 23 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Thu, Jul 23 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Thu, Jul 23 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Thu, Jul 23 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Thu, Jul 23 6:00 AM

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Thu, Jul 23 7:00 AM

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Thu, Jul 23 7:30 AM

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Thu, Jul 23 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Thu, Jul 23 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Thu, Jul 23 9:00 AM

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Thu, Jul 23 9:30 AM

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Thu, Jul 23 10:00 AM

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Thu, Jul 23 10:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Thu, Jul 23 11:00 AM

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Thu, Jul 23 11:30 AM

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 PM

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Thu, Jul 23 12:30 PM

Fury (2014)

During World War II, a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 PM

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 PM

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Thu, Jul 23 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Thu, Jul 23 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Thu, Jul 23 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Thu, Jul 23 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Fri, Jul 24 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Fri, Jul 24 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Fri, Jul 24 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Fri, Jul 24 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Fri, Jul 24 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Fri, Jul 24 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Fri, Jul 24 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Fri, Jul 24 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Fri, Jul 24 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Fri, Jul 24 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Fri, Jul 24 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Fri, Jul 24 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

Fri, Jul 24 6:00 AM

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Fri, Jul 24 9:30 AM

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

Fri, Jul 24 9:35 AM

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks

Curly becomes enraged whenever he hears the tune `` Pop Goes the Weasel``; fight manager Moe plans to take full advantage.

Fri, Jul 24 9:45 AM

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Fri, Jul 24 12:45 PM

The Patriot (2000)

A pacifist farmer (Mel Gibson) of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son (Heath Ledger).

Fri, Jul 24 4:30 PM

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Fri, Jul 24 6:45 PM

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

Fri, Jul 24 9:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Jul 25 12:00 AM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 25 2:15 AM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Sat, Jul 25 5:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Cold War

Two highly skilled burglars match wits with a persistent vampire. Starring Ewan McGregor and Jane Horrocks.

Sat, Jul 25 5:33 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Doctor of Horror

A strange doctor's research divides two friends. Starring Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, Austin Pendleton.

Sat, Jul 25 6:05 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Forever Ambergris

A sailor falls for his protege's wife; with Paul Dooley, Roger Daltrey.

Sat, Jul 25 6:46 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Smoke Wrings

An ex-convict becomes an irresistible salesman in a scheme to double-cross an advertising agency. With Ute Lemper and Chris Stanton.

Sat, Jul 25 7:20 AM

Tales From the Crypt

The Trap

A man (Bruce McGill) plans to defraud; with Teri Garr, Bruno Kirby; director Michael J. Fox.

Sat, Jul 25 8:01 AM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Sat, Jul 25 10:16 AM

The Three Stooges

Three Little Pigskins

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for ``Horsemen of Boulder Dam,`` college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

Sat, Jul 25 10:21 AM

The Three Stooges

Woman Haters

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

Sat, Jul 25 10:31 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Sat, Jul 25 11:00 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Sat, Jul 25 11:30 AM

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Sat, Jul 25 1:45 PM

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

Sat, Jul 25 4:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Jul 25 7:00 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 25 9:15 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Sun, Jul 26 12:00 AM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sun, Jul 26 2:15 AM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Sun, Jul 26 4:45 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Sun, Jul 26 7:00 AM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 26 9:30 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Sun, Jul 26 10:00 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Sun, Jul 26 10:30 AM

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Sun, Jul 26 11:00 AM

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sun, Jul 26 11:30 AM

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Sun, Jul 26 2:30 PM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 26 5:00 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Sun, Jul 26 7:15 PM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sun, Jul 26 9:30 PM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Mon, Jul 27 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Mon, Jul 27 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Mon, Jul 27 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Mon, Jul 27 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Mon, Jul 27 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Mon, Jul 27 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Mon, Jul 27 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Mon, Jul 27 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Mon, Jul 27 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Mon, Jul 27 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Mon, Jul 27 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Mon, Jul 27 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.

Mon, Jul 27 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Mon, Jul 27 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Mon, Jul 27 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Mon, Jul 27 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Mon, Jul 27 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Mon, Jul 27 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Mon, Jul 27 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Mon, Jul 27 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Mon, Jul 27 10:00 AM

Coach

Patching Things Up

Christine consults a specialist when Hayden's energy and sex-drive come to a halt.

Mon, Jul 27 10:30 AM

Coach

Save the Wave

After Doris decides to move the Breakers to Los Angeles, Hayden gets the team to come together.

Mon, Jul 27 11:00 AM

Coach

Dauber's Vehicle

Dauber ventures onto a car salesman's lot alone after refusing Hayden's advice.

Mon, Jul 27 11:30 AM

Coach

Quarantine

Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden's finger, forcing the whole gang into quarantine.

Mon, Jul 27 12:00 PM

Coach

Van Dam vs. Fox

Luther burns his mouth at Hayden's barbecue and decides to sue for damages.

Mon, Jul 27 12:30 PM

Coach

Fantasy Camp

Hayden and Luther vie when the Breakers sponsor a fantasy camp.

Mon, Jul 27 1:00 PM

Coach

Luther Get Your Gun

Luther proves to be an embarrassment to Doris when he wangles an invitation to a hunting trip.

Mon, Jul 27 1:30 PM

Coach

A Player to Be Named Later

Hayden is under pressure when the Breakers have first pick in the NFL draft.

Mon, Jul 27 2:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Mon, Jul 27 2:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Mon, Jul 27 3:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Mon, Jul 27 3:30 PM

Sanford and Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Mon, Jul 27 4:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Headache

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Mon, Jul 27 4:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Stung

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Mon, Jul 27 5:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Older Woman

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Mon, Jul 27 5:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Mon, Jul 27 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Goodbye Guy

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Mon, Jul 27 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Graduation

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Mon, Jul 27 7:00 PM

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Mon, Jul 27 7:30 PM

Three's Company

A Crowded Romance

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Mon, Jul 27 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Mon, Jul 27 8:30 PM

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Mon, Jul 27 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Mon, Jul 27 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Room at the Bottom

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Mon, Jul 27 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Mon, Jul 27 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Mon, Jul 27 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Mon, Jul 27 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Tue, Jul 28 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Tue, Jul 28 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Tue, Jul 28 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Tue, Jul 28 1:30 AM

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Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Tue, Jul 28 2:00 AM

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Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Tue, Jul 28 2:30 AM

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Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Tue, Jul 28 3:00 AM

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Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Tue, Jul 28 3:30 AM

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Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Tue, Jul 28 4:00 AM

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Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Tue, Jul 28 4:30 AM

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Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Tue, Jul 28 5:00 AM

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Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Tue, Jul 28 5:30 AM

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Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Tue, Jul 28 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Family Man

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Tue, Jul 28 6:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Earthquake II

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Tue, Jul 28 7:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Divorce, Sanford Style

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Tue, Jul 28 7:30 AM

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Bank on This

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Tue, Jul 28 8:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Sanford Arms

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Tue, Jul 28 8:30 AM

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Steinberg and Son

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Tue, Jul 28 9:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Brother, Can You Spare an Act

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Tue, Jul 28 9:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Della, Della, Della

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Tue, Jul 28 10:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Donna Pops the Question

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Tue, Jul 28 10:30 AM

Sanford and Son

My Fair Esther

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Tue, Jul 28 11:00 AM

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Sanford and Rising Son

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Tue, Jul 28 11:30 AM

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The Olympics

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Tue, Jul 28 12:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Ebenezer Sanford

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Tue, Jul 28 12:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Oddfather

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Tue, Jul 28 1:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Can You Chop This

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Tue, Jul 28 1:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Greatest Show in Watts

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Tue, Jul 28 2:00 PM

Night Court

Puppy Love

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Tue, Jul 28 2:30 PM

Night Court

Pop Goes the Question

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 28 3:00 PM

Night Court

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Tue, Jul 28 3:30 PM

Night Court

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Tue, Jul 28 4:00 PM

Night Court

Teacher's Pet

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Tue, Jul 28 4:30 PM

Night Court

The System Works

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Tue, Jul 28 5:00 PM

Night Court

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Tue, Jul 28 5:30 PM

Night Court

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 28 6:00 PM

Night Court

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tue, Jul 28 6:30 PM

Night Court

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Tue, Jul 28 7:00 PM

Night Court

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Tue, Jul 28 7:30 PM

Night Court

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 28 8:00 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 28 8:30 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Tue, Jul 28 9:00 PM

Night Court

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 28 9:30 PM

Night Court

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 28 10:00 PM

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Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Tue, Jul 28 10:30 PM

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Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Tue, Jul 28 11:00 PM

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Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Tue, Jul 28 11:30 PM

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Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Wed, Jul 29 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

Wed, Jul 29 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

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