IFC TV Schedule

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Pit fighter Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sets out with a Mongol and a queen (Sandahl Bergman) to take his father's sword from a snake king (James Earl Jones).

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

An evil queen wants Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to fetch a jewel-encrusted horn that can awaken the dead.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Two and a Half Men

My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Two and a Half Men

Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Two and a Half Men

Prostitutes and Gelato

Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Two and a Half Men

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Two and a Half Men

My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Pit fighter Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sets out with a Mongol and a queen (Sandahl Bergman) to take his father's sword from a snake king (James Earl Jones).

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

An evil queen wants Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to fetch a jewel-encrusted horn that can awaken the dead.

Night Court

For Love or Money

Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.

Surviving the Game (1994)

Chosen to lead hunters (Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton) on an expedition, a homeless man (Ice-T) discovers he is to be their prey.

Colombiana (2011)

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

S.W.A.T. (2003)

A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.

London Has Fallen (2016)

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning is caught up in a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders.

Django Unchained (2012)

A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.

The Beekeeper (2024)

One man's brutal campaign for vengeance takes on national stakes after it's revealed he's a former operative of a powerful and clandestine organization known as Beekeepers.

Wrath of Man (2021)

A cold and mysterious character working at a cash truck company responsible for moving a lot of money around Los Angeles each week.

Den of Thieves (2018)

An elite unit of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department squares off against a crew of ex-military men who hatch an elaborate plan for a seemingly impossible heist -- the city's Federal Reserve Bank.

Outbreak (1995)

An Army doctor (Dustin Hoffman) fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey.

Django Unchained (2012)

A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.

Wrath of Man (2021)

A cold and mysterious character working at a cash truck company responsible for moving a lot of money around Los Angeles each week.

The Beekeeper (2024)

One man's brutal campaign for vengeance takes on national stakes after it's revealed he's a former operative of a powerful and clandestine organization known as Beekeepers.

Cujo (1983)

Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman (Dee Wallace) and her young son (Danny Pintauro) in their Ford Pinto.

Pet Sematary (1989)

A family's life in small-town Maine is shattered by the evil unleashed from an ancient American Indian burial ground.

Good Boy (2025)

A man moves into a new home that has supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities start to threaten him, his brave dog comes to the rescue.

The Terror: Devil in Silver

November in My Soul

Pepper, a moving man from Queens, is defending his girlfriend Marisol from a violent ex when he's arrested by three plainclothes cops; the cops commit Pepper to New Hyde Psychiatric Hospital for a 72-hour hold; Dr. Walter makes his first appearance.

Cape Fear (1991)

A tattooed psychopath (Robert De Niro) preys on a Southern lawyer (Nick Nolte), his wife (Jessica Lange) and their teenage daughter.

Child's Play (1988)

A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.

The Three Stooges

Income-Tax Sappy

The boys are tax advisers.

Night Court

Auntie Maim

Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.

Night Court

Attack of the Mac Snacks

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Night Court

Branded

Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.

Night Court

Branded

Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.

Child's Play (1988)

A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.

Cujo (1983)

Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman (Dee Wallace) and her young son (Danny Pintauro) in their Ford Pinto.

Pet Sematary Two (1992)

A teen (Edward Furlong) and his buddy take a shot-dead dog to a sacred burial ground where it comes back to life, riled.

Pet Sematary (1989)

A family's life in small-town Maine is shattered by the evil unleashed from an ancient American Indian burial ground.

Cape Fear (1991)

A tattooed psychopath (Robert De Niro) preys on a Southern lawyer (Nick Nolte), his wife (Jessica Lange) and their teenage daughter.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Coach

The Iceman Goeth

Despite his team's important victory, Hayden remains depressed over his breakup with Christine but gets some comfort from an unlikely source.

Coach

Cabin Fever

Hayden braces for the prospect of losing Christine when she comes to get her things; Luther may become his new neighbor.

Coach

Men Don't Heal

Hayden is persuaded to attend a self-help group after his breakup with Christine.

Coach

When Hayden Met Christine

Hayden reminisces about the night he and Christine first met.

Coach

Christmas Brains

Hayden spends Christmas with Kelly, Stuart and the Rosebrocks.

Coach

Dauber Graduates

Dauber finally graduates and Hayden hires him to coach, but Dauber wants a change.

Coach

The Marion Kind

Christine tries to reconcile Luther with the friend (Dick Martin) who stole his girlfriend 37 years ago.

Coach

The Marion Kind

Peter (Dick Martin) steals Luther's girlfriend for the second time in 37 years.

Sanford and Son

By the Numbers

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Sanford and Son

Whiplash

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Sanford and Son

The Dowry

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Sanford and Son

Jealousy

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Sanford and Son

Tooth or Consequences

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Sanford and Son

The Card Sharps

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Sanford and Son

Have Gun, Will Sell

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Sanford and Son

The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-Laws

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sneeze

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You?

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Canister

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Let's Fix Robert

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Sanford and Son

The Shootout

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Sanford and Son

Blood Is Thicker Than Junk

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Sanford and Son

A Guest in the Yard

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Sanford and Son

Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Sanford and Son

The Light Housekeeper

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Sanford and Son

The Big Party

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Sanford and Son

A Visit From Lena Horne

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes African

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Sanford and Son

Watts Side Story

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Sanford and Son

The Infernal Triangle

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Sanford and Son

Pops 'n' Pals

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home for the Aged

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Sanford and Son

Pot Luck

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Sanford and Son

The Kid

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

Sanford and Son

Rated X

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Night Court

Passion Plundered

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Night Court

Amour or Less

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Night Court

Razing Bull

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Night Court

Futureman

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Night Court

The Talk Show

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Night Court

Melvin and Harold

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Django Unchained (2012)

A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Two and a Half Men

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Django Unchained (2012)

A former slave (Jamie Foxx) joins forces with the German bounty hunter (Christoph Waltz) who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife.

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

I Said Dance!

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Night Court

My Three Dads

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

Night Court

Still Another Day in the Life

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Night Court

A Closer Look

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Night Court

The Blues of the Birth

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Night Court

A Family Affair

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Night Court

A Family Affair

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Three's Company

Stanley, the Ladies' Man

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Three's Company

Jack on the Lam

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Three's Company

Love Thy Neighbor

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

Three's Company

The New Landlord

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Three's Company

Snow Job

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Three's Company

Jack the Ripper

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Angry Family

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Roll

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Ring

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Two and a Half Men

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Two and a Half Men

This Unblessed Biscuit

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

The Three Stooges

The Ghost Talks

Peeping Tom's ghost wants to meet Lady Godiva.

The Three Stooges

If a Body Meets a Body

Curly is mentioned in a will.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Teens (Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder) flee from large clowns who shoot people with popcorn and spin cotton-candy webs.

Once Bitten (1985)

A vampire countess (Lauren Hutton) in need of new blood finds a high-school couple with the right type.

Fright Night (1985)

Horror-film junkie Charley Brewster becomes convinced that a reclusive new neighbor is a vampire. Charlie has no choice but to turn to the only person who could possibly help: washed-up television vampire killer Peter Vincent.

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Interwoven stories demonstrate that some traditions are best not forgotten, as the residents of a small town face real ghosts and goblins on Halloween.

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

An aimless TV salesman (Simon Pegg) and his best pal must save their friends and family from the zombies that have overrun London.

Friday the 13th, Part 2 (1981)

Mrs. Voorhees' son Jason is waiting when another load of teens (Amy Steel, John Furey, Adrienne King) tries to make a buck at Camp Crystal.

Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)

Killer Jason terrorizes teens (Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka, Tracie Savage) and a biker gang.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Hockey-masked Jason goes after another batch of teens (Kimberly Beck, Peter Barton, Corey Feldman) at Crystal Lake.

Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

Teenage Tommy (Thom Mathews) meets masked-killer Jason, brought back by a lightning bolt at the lake.

Friday the 13th Part VII -- The New Blood (1988)

A psychic teen's (Lar Park Lincoln) psychiatrist (Terry Kiser) sends her and her mother (Susan Blu) to Crystal Lake, home of hockey-masked Jason.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Hockey-masked slasher Jason (Kane Hodder) follows a Crystal Lake teen (Jensen Daggett) and her friends on a cruise to New York.

Jason X (2002)

The masked killer awakens in 2455 and stalks a professor and a group of students aboard a spacecraft.

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

An aimless TV salesman (Simon Pegg) and his best pal must save their friends and family from the zombies that have overrun London.

Trick 'r Treat (2007)

Interwoven stories demonstrate that some traditions are best not forgotten, as the residents of a small town face real ghosts and goblins on Halloween.

Army of Darkness (1992)

Because of a time warp, a supermarket worker (Bruce Campbell) finds himself fighting in medieval England with a chainsaw and a '73 Oldsmobile.

Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

Not related to the previous Leprechaun films. Two young couples backpacking through Ireland discover that one of Ireland's most famous legends is a terrifying reality.

Leprechaun 4 in Space (1997)

Our deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it.

Leprechaun 3 (1995)

An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he proceeds to cause mischief by killing people, granting twisted wishes, and infecting a young man with his green blood.

Leprechaun 2 (1994)

On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her.

Leprechaun (1993)

An Irish fairy (Warwick Davis) escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins.

Leprechaun: Origins (2014)

Not related to the previous Leprechaun films. Two young couples backpacking through Ireland discover that one of Ireland's most famous legends is a terrifying reality.

Leprechaun 4 in Space (1997)

Our deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it.

Leprechaun 3 (1995)

An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he proceeds to cause mischief by killing people, granting twisted wishes, and infecting a young man with his green blood.

Leprechaun (1993)

An Irish fairy (Warwick Davis) escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins.

Leprechaun 2 (1994)

On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her.

Child's Play (1988)

A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.

Lake Placid (1999)

A New York paleontologist (Bridget Fonda) goes to the backwoods of Maine and teams up with the local game warden (Bill Pullman) to stop a 35-foot killer crocodile.

The Last House on the Left (2009)

After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple (Tony Goldwyn, Monica Potter) take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple's house.

Cabin Fever (2002)

College students (Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Rider Strong) fall prey to a flesh-eating virus after they head to the woods for a vacation.

Hostel (2005)

Backpackers (Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson) find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake.

Hostel Part II (2007)

Three American women traveling abroad take a weekend excursion and become pawns in a grisly game designed to entertain privileged deviants.

Hostel (2005)

Backpackers (Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson) find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake.

Hostel Part II (2007)

Three American women traveling abroad take a weekend excursion and become pawns in a grisly game designed to entertain privileged deviants.

The Last House on the Left (2009)

After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple (Tony Goldwyn, Monica Potter) take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple's house.

The Three Stooges

Three Missing Links

B.O. Botswaddle is looking for a new star to appear in a jungle epic so he decides to cast Curly as a gorilla.

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

Motel Hell (1980)

Farmer Vincent (Rory Calhoun) and his portly sister, Ida (Nancy Parsons), put lost motorists in their popular smoked meats.

Cabin Fever (2002)

College students (Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Rider Strong) fall prey to a flesh-eating virus after they head to the woods for a vacation.

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

A winged creature (Jonathan Breck) terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway.

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

A cloaked figure (Jonathan Breck) terrorizes two siblings (Gina Philips, Justin Long) after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe.

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

A winged creature (Jonathan Breck) terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway.

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

A cloaked figure (Jonathan Breck) terrorizes two siblings (Gina Philips, Justin Long) after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Sculpture

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Goes Downstairs

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jealous Robert

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

Everybody Loves Raymond

It's Supposed to Be Fun

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Older Women

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raybert

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Season's Greetings

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Breakup Tape

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk to Your Daughter

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Call Me Mom

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mother's Day

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Coach

Leonard Kraleman: All-American

Hayden and Christine attempt to school nerdy Leonard Kraleman (Rob Schneider) in the art of gaining popularity.

Coach

2 BRs, MTN. VW.

The family skiing trip is almost ruined when Stuart's (Kris Kamm) personality unnerves Hayden.

Coach

Hurly-Burleigh

Howard's wife (Georgia Engel) has misgivings about his Las Vegas trip with the guys.

Coach

Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks

When Hayden learns that Christine earns more money, he develops a money-making scheme of his own.

Coach

The Father and Son Reunion

Hayden's well-meaning attempt to unite Luther with his long-lost father (Paul Dooley) puts a strain on Luther.

Coach

Diamonds Are a Dentist's Best Friend

Hayden buys Christine's diamond engagement ring from an eccentric dentist (Tom Poston).

Coach

The Kick-Off & the Kiss-Off

Hayden's photograph appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated after his team is ranked in the top 20.

Coach

Since My Beaver Left Me

Hayden tries to console Kelly after her breakup with Stuart (Kris Kamm), but she confides in Christine.

Sanford & Son

Lamont as Othello

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Sanford & Son

Libra Rising All Over Lamont

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Sanford & Son

Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Sanford & Son

Presenting the Three Degrees

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Sanford & Son

This Little TV Went to Market

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Sanford & Son

Lamont Is That You?

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Sanford & Son

Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Sanford & Son

Superflyer

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Three's Company

The Goodbye Guy

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Three's Company

Jack's Graduation

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bigger Person

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Time

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Cult

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Counseling

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Homework

Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet the Bunny

Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who Am I?

Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Needs Money

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sigh

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Annoying Kid

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Everybody Loves Raymond

She's the One

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Vision

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Thought That Counts

Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Somebody Hates Raymond

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Just a Formality

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Sanford & Son

The Members of the Wedding/The Engagement

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Sanford & Son

The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Sanford & Son

A House Is Not a Poolroom

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Sanford & Son

Grady, the Star Boarder

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Sanford & Son

Wine, Women and Aunt Esther

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

Sanford & Son

Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Sanford & Son

Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Sanford & Son

This Land Is Whose Land?

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Sanford & Son

Fred's Cheating Heart

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Sanford & Son

The Party Crasher

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Sanford & Son

Lamont Goes Karate

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Body Snatchers (1993)

A government biologist (Terry Kinney) and his children (Gabrielle Anwar, Billy Wirth) discover alien pods are replacing people at an Alabama military base.

The Thing (1982)

An alien that can duplicate other life forms invades a polar research station in this remake of the 1951 classic ``The Thing from Another World.``

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

Elm Street's Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) terrorizes his therapist daughter (Lisa Zane) who tries to destroy him once and for all.

Cabin Fever (2002)

College students (Jordan Ladd, James DeBello, Rider Strong) fall prey to a flesh-eating virus after they head to the woods for a vacation.

The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Two unseen scientists manipulate the gory goings-on at a backwoods cabin inhabited by a group of unsuspecting college friends (Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison).

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Disciplinarian

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.