Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Teens are caught in the middle of a battle between the razor-clawed Freddy and the masked killer Jason.
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A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his daughter, his son and others become trapped in a house with vengeful spirits.
Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan of demented killers. Written and directed by musician Rob Zombie.
A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family (Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie) on the run.
Crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood unleash bloody mayhem after escaping from prison.
Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan of demented killers. Written and directed by musician Rob Zombie.
A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family (Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie) on the run.
Mass murderer Freddy Krueger invades the nightmares of a new teenager and uses his body to continue his dirty work.
Boogeyman Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) brings real-life terror to the set of the seventh Elm Street movie.
When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
Strange events take place after a family (Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James) moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders.
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.
The Lamberts believe that they have defeated the spirits that have haunted their family, but they soon discover that evil is not beaten so easily.
Psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to converse with the dead to help a teenage girl (Stefanie Scott) who is being tormented by a dangerous supernatural entity.
Members (Julianna Margulies, Ron Eldard) of a salvage crew and a pilot (Desmond Harrington) board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea.
Joseph
Copycat killer going by the name of Joseph meets his match.
Wes
Wes takes a job shooting a TV pilot for a house flipping show hosted by a bizarre man.
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.
The Lamberts believe that they have defeated the spirits that have haunted their family, but they soon discover that evil is not beaten so easily.
Psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to converse with the dead to help a teenage girl (Stefanie Scott) who is being tormented by a dangerous supernatural entity.
Strange events take place after a family (Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James) moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders.
Members (Julianna Margulies, Ron Eldard) of a salvage crew and a pilot (Desmond Harrington) board a haunted vessel found floating in the Bering Sea.
Out for revenge, Chucky the killer doll infiltrates the family of a woman, her sister and her young niece.
Chucky returns for revenge against Andy, the young boy who defeated him, and now a teenager living in a military academy.
A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.
While Andy's mother is admitted to a psychiatric hospital, the young boy is placed in foster care, and Chucky, determined to claim Andy's soul, is not far behind.
Animated by a vicious killer's spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors (Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile) to regain human form.
Resurrected by their offspring (Billy Boyd), the murderous doll (Brad Dourif) and his twisted bride (Jennifer Tilly) learn about a new movie featuring their killer exploits.
Out for revenge, Chucky the killer doll infiltrates the family of a woman, her sister and her young niece.
Chucky returns to terrorize his human victim, Nica, who is confined to an asylum for the criminally insane. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife.
Young Andy receives a special present from his mom -- a seemingly innocent Buddi doll that becomes his best friend. When the doll suddenly takes on a life of its own, Andy unites with other kids to stop the sinister toy from wreaking bloody havoc.
99 and 44/100 Percent Pure Horror
A bitter wife decides to wash her husband right out of her hair. Starring Bruce Davison and Cristi Conaway.
Comes the Dawn
An ex-Army colonel and his sergeant set out to trap a grizzly bear and end up being caught by a Desert Storm vet.
As Ye Sow
A husband hires a hit man; with Hector Elizondo, Sam Waterston, Patsy Kensit; director Kyle MacLachlan.
Chucky returns for revenge against Andy, the young boy who defeated him, and now a teenager living in a military academy.
Chucky returns to terrorize his human victim, Nica, who is confined to an asylum for the criminally insane. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife.
Young Andy receives a special present from his mom -- a seemingly innocent Buddi doll that becomes his best friend. When the doll suddenly takes on a life of its own, Andy unites with other kids to stop the sinister toy from wreaking bloody havoc.
A struggling single mother unknowingly gifts her son a doll imbued with a serial killer's consciousness.
While Andy's mother is admitted to a psychiatric hospital, the young boy is placed in foster care, and Chucky, determined to claim Andy's soul, is not far behind.
Animated by a vicious killer's spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors (Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile) to regain human form.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Don't Get Mad, Get Cooley
Luther believes Hayden deliberately sold him a broken-down truck and reports him to a consumer affairs watchdog.
A Real Guy's Guy
Hayden arranges a date for Kelly with his star player (Rob Youngblood).
Any Place I Hang Myself Is Home
Hayden grudgingly agrees to go house hunting with Christine, then upsets her when he buys a house without consulting her.
Requiem for a Groundskeeper
Hayden must plan a memorial for someone he barely knew because the man died and left everything to the coach.
I Think I Can't, I Think I Can't
Hayden endures an excruciating train trip when Luther trades in their plane tickets following a dream about a plane crash.
I Hate Barbara
Hayden regrets his honesty when Christine learns how he feels about her best friend (Lee Garlington).
Loonstruck
The call of the loon forebodes more than Hayden expected when he agrees to speak at Burleigh's Fraternal Order of the Loon.
Rizzendough Revisited
Hayden competes with Judy for Mrs. Rizzendough's favor and her donations by leading an exercise class for seniors.
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
The Surprise Party
When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Ol' Brown Eyes
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Terri Makes Her Move
Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.
Professor Jack
Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.
Eyewitness Blues
A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.
Lies My Roommate Told Me
Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.
Some of That Jazz
Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.
Dates of Wrath
Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.
Boy Meets Dummy
Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Grady and His Lady
Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.
There'll Be Some Changes Made
Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.
Going Out of Business
Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.
Home Sweet Home
Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.
My Kingdom for a Horse
Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.
Sanford and Niece
Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.
Julio and Sister and Nephew
Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.
Fred's Treasure Garden
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.
Tower Power
Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.
A Little Extra Security
Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.
Maniac at Large
A librarian fears a serial killer; with Blythe Danner, Adam Ant, Clarence Williams III; director John Frankenheimer.
A teen rebel (Kevin Dillon) and a cheerleader (Shawnee Smith) try to fight formless slime oozing through town and engulfing people.
Trapped townspeople (Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden) face monsters inside and out after a supernatural fog engulfs their Maine community.
A group of small town High School students, including an introverted photographer and a drug dealer, begin to suspect something's off with their teachers. They realize that the faculty is under the control of mind-controlling alien parasites.
A man (Keanu Reeves) who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman (Rachel Weisz) investigate her twin sister's mysterious death.
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
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Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.
Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
For the Sake of the Child
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
A man (Keanu Reeves) who can see demons helps a skeptical policewoman (Rachel Weisz) investigate her twin sister's mysterious death.
Trapped townspeople (Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden) face monsters inside and out after a supernatural fog engulfs their Maine community.
Out for revenge, Chucky the killer doll infiltrates the family of a woman, her sister and her young niece.
Chucky returns to terrorize his human victim, Nica, who is confined to an asylum for the criminally insane. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife.
Macho Man
A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.
Strangers in the Night
Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.
The Matchbreakers
When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.
Oh, Nun
Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.
Maid to Order
Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.
A Friend in Need
Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.
Hearts and Flowers
An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.
Urban Plowboy
Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.
Critic's Choice
Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.
Jack's 10
Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.
Doctor in the House
Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.
Paradise Lost
Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.
Up in the Air
Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.
Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
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Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
Crude and Uncalled For
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
Aye, Aye, Captain
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.
I Found Your Mustache
Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
And Now, Here's Jack
Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.
Mate for Each Other
Jack signs up for a computer dating service.
Janet Wigs Out
Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.
The Best of Three's Company - Part One
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
The Best of Three's Company - Part 2
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
Jack Goes to the Dentist
Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.
Diamond Jack
A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.
Jack Gets His
Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.
Extra, Extra
A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.
A Night Not to Remember
Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.
Psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to converse with the dead to help a teenage girl (Stefanie Scott) who is being tormented by a dangerous supernatural entity.
A family looks to prevent evil spirits from trapping their comatose child in a realm called The Further.
The Lamberts believe that they have defeated the spirits that have haunted their family, but they soon discover that evil is not beaten so easily.
A horrifying premonition saves a young man (Bobby Campo) and his friends from death during a racetrack accident, but terrible fates await them nonetheless.
Teens meet with horrible ends after a classmate's (Devon Sawa) precognitive vision leads to their ejection from a doomed airliner.
Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do.
Teens meet with horrible ends after a classmate's (Devon Sawa) precognitive vision leads to their ejection from a doomed airliner.
Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do.
Terror strikes when a group of misfit high-school students discovers an ancient death whistle.
A horrifying premonition saves a young man (Bobby Campo) and his friends from death during a racetrack accident, but terrible fates await them nonetheless.
An American diplomat (Liev Schreiber) and his wife (Julia Stiles) learn that the child they adopted may be the son of Satan.
A spaceship missing for seven years finally re-emerges and sends out a distress signal. But when a team is sent out to investigate, they discover that something sinister has taken over the craft.
When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
A woman (Virginia Madsen) turns to a priest for help when her cancer-stricken son becomes increasingly disturbed by paranormal activity that seems to permeate their new home.
An American diplomat (Liev Schreiber) and his wife (Julia Stiles) learn that the child they adopted may be the son of Satan.
Strange events take place after a family (Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James) moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders.
A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his daughter, his son and others become trapped in a house with vengeful spirits.
Paranormal investigators Lorraine (Vera Farmiga) and Ed (Patrick Wilson) Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse.
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Mark wakes up chained to another man in a dilapidated room and is forced to solve a series of puzzles.
Ava
Ava's quest to make a salacious documentary is foiled by her deeply uncomfortable subject.
Strange events take place after a family (Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James) moves into a new house that was the site of several gruesome murders.
Paranormal investigators Lorraine (Vera Farmiga) and Ed (Patrick Wilson) Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse.
When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
A woman (Virginia Madsen) turns to a priest for help when her cancer-stricken son becomes increasingly disturbed by paranormal activity that seems to permeate their new home.
A widower (Tony Shalhoub), his daughter, his son and others become trapped in a house with vengeful spirits.
A young woman (Jordana Brewster) tries to save her friends from the clutches of young Leatherface (Andrew Bryniarski) and his murderous clan.
In 1973, a young group of travelers taking a road trip wanders into a farmhouse belonging to a family of cannibals.
Crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood unleash bloody mayhem after escaping from prison.
Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan of demented killers. Written and directed by musician Rob Zombie.
A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family (Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie) on the run.
Chase and his girlfriend, Macy, take a hike in the woods when they encounter a hulking, monstrous figure who abducts Macy to raise her as his own child.
In 1973, a young group of travelers taking a road trip wanders into a farmhouse belonging to a family of cannibals.
A young woman (Jordana Brewster) tries to save her friends from the clutches of young Leatherface (Andrew Bryniarski) and his murderous clan.
Mummy's Dummies
The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.
Lover Come Hack to Me
A bride's family tradition cuts a honeymoon short; with Amanda Plummer, Stephen Shellen.
Carrion Death
An escaped convict (Kyle MacLachlan) tries to avoid both a cop and a vulture who are chasing him across a scorching desert.
Showdown
A gunfighter (David Morse) confronts his past; director Richard Donner.
Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan of demented killers. Written and directed by musician Rob Zombie.
A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family (Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie) on the run.
Crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood unleash bloody mayhem after escaping from prison.
Desperado brothers (George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino) kidnap a preacher (Harvey Keitel) and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk.
An aimless TV salesman (Simon Pegg) and his best pal must save their friends and family from the zombies that have overrun London.
I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
Captain Nemo
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
The Ball
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
Debra's Sick
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
Who's Handsome?
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
The Car
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``
Diamonds
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Pineapple Bowl
Hayden is beaten before he plays his first bowl game when he learns the opposing coach is his former mentor.
Pineapple Bowl
A bizarre limbo accident sidelines the team's star player prior to the Pineapple Bowl.
Return of the Marriage Killer
Hayden reveals secrets about his ex-wife (Lenore Kasdorf) when her new fiance (Jim Jansen) asks him for advice.
The War of the Dopes
A careless comment results in a food fight when Dauber moves into Luther's apartment building.
The Woodchuck, the Beaver and the Fox: A Menagerie a Trois
Kelly is the one surprised at Grandpa Rosebrock's 90th birthday party when Stuart arrives with his new girlfriend.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
When an arrogant chauvinist insults his girlfriend in public, Hayden and Christine come to her defense.
Last of the Red Hot Luthers
After a one-night affair with Hayden's 60-year-old secretary, Luther is too ashamed to face her the next morning.
The Old Fish and the Shoes
Christine sells Hayden's autographed football shoes; Luther catches the biggest pike in the lake, only to lose it.
The Merger
Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.
Once a Thief
Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.
The Stand-In
Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.
Strange Bedfellows
Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.
The Masquerade Party
Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.
Golden Boy
Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.
My Brother-in-Law's Keeper
Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.
The Headache
After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.
Opening Night
Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.
Cousin, Cuisine
Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.
The Brunch
Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.
An Affair to Forget
Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.
The Impossible Dream
The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.
Going to Pot
Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.
Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri
A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.
Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Father Knows Least
Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Golf
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
The Stung
Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.
The Older Woman
When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.
The Over-the-Hill Gag
Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.
The Family Man
Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.
Earthquake II
Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.
Divorce, Sanford Style
Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.
Bank on This
Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.
The Sanford Arms
Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.
Steinberg and Son
Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.
A doctor (Peter Horton) and his girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) see no adults in a Nebraska town run by a crop of teens.
Five Stephen King tales inspired by 1950s comic books include a nagged professor (Hal Holbrook) and a tycoon (E.G. Marshall) with cockroaches.
The owner (Stephen Macht) of an ancient mill hires a drifter (David Andrews) to rid the basement of rats.
A winged creature (Jonathan Breck) terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway.
Toxic waste produces a horde of giant spiders that terrorizes residents in a small Arizona town.
The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``
Gumby With a Pokey
Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
This Is Not Gonna End Well
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
The owner (Stephen Macht) of an ancient mill hires a drifter (David Andrews) to rid the basement of rats.
Toxic waste produces a horde of giant spiders that terrorizes residents in a small Arizona town.
Scotched in Scotland
The boys trail burglars to a Scottish castle.
Dead Right
A greedy woman (Demi Moore) marries on a seer's advice; with Jeffrey Tambor.
Razing Bull
Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.
Futureman
A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.
Wedding Bell Blues
Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.
Wedding Bell Blues
A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.
The Talk Show
Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.
Melvin and Harold
Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.
Larry's Sister
Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.
Jack's Double Date
Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.
Star Struck
Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.
Jack Goes the Distance
Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.
The Apartment
Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.
Janet's Little Helper
Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.
Navy Blues
A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.
Borrowing Trouble
Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.
Out on a Limb
Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.
Alias Jack Tripper
Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.
Jack Be Quick
Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.
The Money Machine
Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.
Hearing Is Believing
Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.
Now You See It, Now You Don't
Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.
Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.