Three's Company
No Children, No Dogs
Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.
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Roper's Niece
Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.
Jack Looks for a Job
Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.
Chrissy's Date
Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.
Strange Bedfellows
Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.
Ground Rules
Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.
Janet's Promotion
The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.
Roper's Car
Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.
Chrissy's Night Out
Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.
Helen's Job
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
Alone Together
Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.
Cyrano de Tripper
Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.
The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in the 1960s New York.
An undercover FBI agent (Johnny Depp) uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster (Al Pacino) to infiltrate the New York Mafia.
An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
An undercover FBI agent (Johnny Depp) uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster (Al Pacino) to infiltrate the New York Mafia.
An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas.
A huge white shark harasses a New England widow (Lorraine Gary) and her marine-biologist son (Lance Guest) in the Bahamas.
An engineer (Dennis Quaid) and a marine biologist (Bess Armstrong) face a mother white shark at a Florida sea park.
An American kickboxer (Jean-Claude Van Damme) trains with an Asian master (Dennis Chan) to avenge his crippled brother (Dennis Alexio) in Thailand.
Members of Earth's space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity.
Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.
An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
The Earth is about to be destroyed by a huge ball of fire racing toward the planet. Cornelius, an old monk, knows how to stop the burning sphere with the help of Korben Dallas, a taxi driver and former secret agent and a woman named Leeloo.
An engineer (Dennis Quaid) and a marine biologist (Bess Armstrong) face a mother white shark at a Florida sea park.
A huge white shark harasses a New England widow (Lorraine Gary) and her marine-biologist son (Lance Guest) in the Bahamas.
Constitution
Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.
Constitution
Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.
An American kickboxer (Jean-Claude Van Damme) trains with an Asian master (Dennis Chan) to avenge his crippled brother (Dennis Alexio) in Thailand.
The Earth is about to be destroyed by a huge ball of fire racing toward the planet. Cornelius, an old monk, knows how to stop the burning sphere with the help of Korben Dallas, a taxi driver and former secret agent and a woman named Leeloo.
Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.
An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.
The Earth is about to be destroyed by a huge ball of fire racing toward the planet. Cornelius, an old monk, knows how to stop the burning sphere with the help of Korben Dallas, a taxi driver and former secret agent and a woman named Leeloo.
Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.
Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.
A top-gun pilot (Charlie Sheen) keeps up with his rival (Cary Elwes) and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend (Valeria Golino).
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Boobs in Arms
The boys unwittingly enlist in the Army.
Take Me to Church
Sare's chaotic wedding day leads to shocking revelations, and Suze steps up to support her sister.
Let It Snow
A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Dan, the Walking Time Bomb
Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.
Hit the Road, Jack
Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.
I'm Okay, You're Catatonic/Schizophrenic
Harry tries to keep his stepfather (John Astin) and another man out of a mental hospital. Mel Torme guest stars.
Chrizzi's Honor
Christine invites a stranger to her party, not realizing he's wanted by the mob.
Another Day in the Life
Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win an office pool for the most convictions.
Heart of Stone
Harry and Dan, along with their passionate women, are caught in an embarrassing situation in Harry's chambers.
Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.
Lackluster baseball players (Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) hear their Cleveland team's new owner is counting on them to lose.
A top-gun pilot (Charlie Sheen) keeps up with his rival (Cary Elwes) and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend (Valeria Golino).
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
Captain Nemo
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
The Ball
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
Debra's Sick
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
Who's Handsome?
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
A Fox by Any Other Name
Hayden recalls the discomfiting story of how baby Tim got his name.
The Stench of Death
Luther becomes obsessed with a psychic's predictions of his future.
Baby Coaches
When Hayden takes Tim to a ``mommy and me`` class, he meets a mother who makes him feel insecure about the baby's development.
Upsized
Doris makes Luther general manager, allowing Hayden to hire Dick Butkus as a replacement for Luther.
The Neighbor Hood
Hayden and Christine are forced to cooperate with government agents when it's revealed their neighbors are crooks.
Leaving Orlando
Doris offers Hayden a $17 million package to stay with the Breakers for 10 years; Hayden and Christine sneak off to the cabin to consider his future.
Leaving Orlando
After getting over the shock of finding three men living under their cabin, Hayden and Christine recall memories of the last nine years.
Leaving Orlando
Hayden and Christine come to a decision that will change their lives forever.
By the Numbers
After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
Whiplash
Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
The Dowry
Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
Jealousy
Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
Tooth or Consequences
When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
Have Gun, Will Sell
A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.
The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.
Stanley Casanova
Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.
Jack's Uncle
Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.
Janet's High School Sweetheart
Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.
Three's Christmas
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
The Gift
Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.
The Baby Sitters
Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.
The Rivals
Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.
Home Movies
Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.
The Car
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``
Diamonds
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Father Knows Least
Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Golf
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
The Shootout
Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.
Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.
Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.
A Guest in the Yard
A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.
Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna
Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.
The Light Housekeeper
When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.
The Big Party
Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.
A Visit From Lena Horne
Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.
Lamont Goes African
Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.
Watts Side Story
Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.
The Infernal Triangle
Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.
Pops 'n' Pals
Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.
Home Sweet Home for the Aged
Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.
Pot Luck
Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.
The Kid
A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.
Rated X
A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.
Russkie Business
Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.
Jung and the Restless
Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.
Top Judge
Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Mac's Millions
Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.
Danny Got His Gun
Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.
Danny Got His Gun
The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.
Danny Got His Gun
Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.
Fire
A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.
Harry and the Tramp
Harry (Harry Anderson) is shocked to learn that his date (guest star Wendy Schaal) is a former porn star. Bobbi Jo Latham also guest stars.
Educating Rhoda
A bungling bailiff trainee (guest star Denny Dillon) lets a psychotic mental patient (guest star Nana Visitor) escape.
The Last Temptation of Mac
An ill-timed clench with another woman (Renee Jones) throws Mac's (Charlie Robinson) Thanksgiving into chaos. With Denice Kumagai.
The Law Club
Dan's admission into a prestigious law club hinges on Christine's reaction to his sponsor's advances.
Night Court of the Living Dead
Christine (Markie Post), declared dead by a computer, is relegated to assisting her replacement. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
The Night Court Before Christmas
Roz (Marsha Warfield) faces Christmas in jail after defying a mean-spirited toy magnate (Jordan Charney). John Astin guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
Mental Giant
Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.
Rock-a-bye Baby
Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.
The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Clip Show
Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.
Clip Show
A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.
The Trouble Is Not in Your Set
The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.
The Game Show
Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.
This Old Man
The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.
Strange Bedfellows
When Harry (Harry Anderson) finally meets Mel Torme, he gives his idol the flu. With John Larroquette.
From Snoop to Nuts
Christine (Markie Post) is suspicious when Harry (Harry Anderson) secretly takes part in a government sting operation. John Astin guest stars.
From Snoop to Nuts
Harry's (Harry Anderson) sting operation is successful; potential killers run loose in the courthouse. John Astin guest stars as Buddy Ryan.
Pen Pal
Roz (Marsha Warfield) falls for Christine's (Markie Post) convict pen pal, unaware that he escaped while on furlough. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Not My Type
Christine (Markie Post) reluctantly agrees to be Art's date for the Buffalo Lodge Ball. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Yet Another Day in the Life
Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette.
Life With Buddy
Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette.
If I Were a Rich Man
Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post.
The Cop and the Lady
Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette.
Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King
Harry celebrates his favorite holiday, Halloween, by pulling ghoulish pranks on the night court staff.
Blue Suede Bull
Dan (John Larroquette) returns a favor from Bull (Richard Moll) by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love. Denny Dillon guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
Jack in the Flower Shop
Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.
Jack's Navy Pal
The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.
Will the Real Jack Tripper ...
A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.
Days of Beer and Weeds
Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.
Chrissy Come Home
Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.
Bird Song
The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.
Coffee, Tea or Jack?
An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.
Good Old Reliable Janet
Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.
Double Date
Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.
Chrissy and the Guru
A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.
Love Diary
Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.
The Fast
Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.
Helen's Rendezvous
Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.
My Sister's Keeper
Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.
Chrissy's New Boss
Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.
Larry's Bride
The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.
Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
My Damn Stalker
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
It Never Rains in Hooterville
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
The Party's Over
Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.
The Crush
The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.
The Kleptomaniac
Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.
Eleanor's Return
Jack fears another roommate will replace him.
The Catered Affair
Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.
The Older Woman
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
Stanley's Hotline
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
The Harder They Fall
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
A retired fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps an Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free his father with two borrowed F-16s.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
A teenager (Patrick Dempsey) pays the most popular girl (Amanda Peterson) in school to be his girlfriend for a month.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
An Italian-American widow (Cher), engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother (Nicolas Cage).
The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Not in My Mouth!
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
A teenager (Patrick Dempsey) pays the most popular girl (Amanda Peterson) in school to be his girlfriend for a month.
A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.
An Italian-American widow (Cher), engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother (Nicolas Cage).
A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
For Love or Money
Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.
Auntie Maim
Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.
Attack of the Mac Snacks
Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A Chicago man (John Candy) and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and his family.
A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
Branded
Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.
Branded
Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.
Passion Plundered
Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.
Amour or Less
Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.
Razing Bull
Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.
Wedding Bell Blues
Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.
Wedding Bell Blues
A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.
Futureman
A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.
The Talk Show
Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.
Melvin and Harold
Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A Chicago man (John Candy) and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and his family.
A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.
Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
No Fat
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
The Toaster
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Kelly and the Professor
Kelly cancels her weekly dinner with Hayden for a date with an unknown faculty member.
Pilot
Hayden's fatherly instincts are awakened when Kelly comes back to Minnesota for college; his relationship with Christine might be in for a change.
Kelly, Meet Christine
Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.
I'm in Love With a Boy Named Stuart
Kelly brings her new boyfriend Stuart, to dinner to meet Hayden. Hayden does not like him.
The Loss Weekend
When Hayden is depressed over his team's losing streak, Christine tries to cancel their date.
Gambling for Meat
Luther thinks his 30-day suspension on a gambling charge means he has been fired, so he takes another job.
19 Candles
Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, then gets upset when she invites her boyfriend to join them.
Parents' Weekend
When Kelly's mother (Lenore Kasdorf) arrives for parents' weekend, Hayden refuses to tell her about Christine.
Lamont as Othello
A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.
Libra Rising All Over Lamont
Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.
Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.
Presenting the Three Degrees
Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.
This Little TV Went to Market
Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.
Lamont Is That You?
Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.
Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.
Superflyer
Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.
The Best Laid Plans
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
Jack Moves Out
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
The Anniversary Surprise
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Triangle Troubles
Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
The Bake-Off
Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
Moving On
The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Jack on the Lam
Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``
Cruising With Marie
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Ray Home Alone
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Big Shots
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
Working Girl
Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.
Be Nice
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
Dancing With Debra
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
Robert Moves Back
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
How They Met
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.
Boob Job
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.
The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.
The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection
Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.
A House Is Not a Poolroom
Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.
Grady, the Star Boarder
Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.
Wine, Women and Aunt Esther
Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.
Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.
This Land Is Whose Land?
A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.
The Party Crasher
Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.
Lamont Goes Karate
When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
The Glasnost Menagerie
Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
I Said Dance!
Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.
My Three Dads
Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.
Still Another Day in the Life
The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.
A Closer Look
Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.
The Blues of the Birth
Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).
A Family Affair
Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
A Family Affair
Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.
When Harry Met Margaret
Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.
Can't Buy Me Love
Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.
Death Takes a Halloween
Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Day Court
A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.
A Night Court at the Opera
Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.
Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore
A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.
The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.