IFC Schedule

Zombieland (2009) Playing Now!

2026-03-07 22:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 00:00:00 PST

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone) of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

Demolition Man (1993)

2026-03-08 00:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 03:45:00 PST

The police must thaw a long-imprisoned ex-officer to help catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

2026-03-08 03:45:00 PST - 2026-03-08 04:15:00 PST

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Night Court

Crossroads

2026-03-08 04:15:00 PST - 2026-03-08 04:45:00 PST

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Night Court

Crossroads

2026-03-08 04:45:00 PST - 2026-03-08 05:15:00 PST

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Zombieland (2009)

2026-03-08 05:15:00 PST - 2026-03-08 07:15:00 PST

Survivors (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone) of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

Demolition Man (1993)

2026-03-08 07:15:00 PST - 2026-03-08 10:00:00 PST

The police must thaw a long-imprisoned ex-officer to help catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.

The Mummy Returns (2001)

2026-03-08 10:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 13:00:00 PST

The mummified body of Imhotep is shipped to a museum in London, where he once again wakes and begins his campaign of rage and terror.

The Mummy (1999)

2026-03-08 13:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 16:00:00 PST

In ancient city Hamunaptra, an American serving in the French Foreign Legion accidentally awakens a mummy who wreaks havoc as he searches for the reincarnation of his long-lost love.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

2026-03-08 16:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 16:30:00 PST

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

2026-03-08 16:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 17:00:00 PST

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

2026-03-08 17:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 17:30:00 PST

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

2026-03-08 17:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 18:00:00 PST

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

2026-03-08 18:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 18:30:00 PST

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

2026-03-08 18:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 19:00:00 PST

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

2026-03-08 19:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 19:30:00 PST

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

2026-03-08 19:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 20:00:00 PST

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

2026-03-08 20:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 20:30:00 PST

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

2026-03-08 20:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 21:00:00 PST

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

2026-03-08 21:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 21:30:00 PST

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey or Fish

2026-03-08 21:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 22:00:00 PST

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

2026-03-08 22:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 22:30:00 PST

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

2026-03-08 22:30:00 PST - 2026-03-08 23:00:00 PST

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

2026-03-08 23:00:00 PST - 2026-03-08 23:30:00 PST

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

2026-03-08 23:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 00:00:00 PST

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

2026-03-09 00:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 00:30:00 PST

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

2026-03-09 00:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 01:00:00 PST

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

2026-03-09 01:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 01:30:00 PST

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

2026-03-09 01:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 02:00:00 PST

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Coach

I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead

2026-03-09 02:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 02:30:00 PST

Hayden lies about his marital status when consoling the wealthy widow (Priscilla Morrill) of an alumnus.

Coach

Define Romance

2026-03-09 02:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 03:00:00 PST

Hayden is upset when Christine accepts a date with another man.

Coach

Whose Team Is It Anyway?

2026-03-09 03:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 03:30:00 PST

Hayden wants to teach the star player a lesson when he develops a superiority complex.

Coach

Hoot, Hoot Hike

2026-03-09 03:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 04:00:00 PST

Kelly's new dance teacher, Madame Roola (Natalija Nogulich), creates a football ballet and romances Hayden.

Coach

Dauber's Blowout

2026-03-09 04:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 04:30:00 PST

A Conduct Committee member's (Raye Birk) car is to play an important part at Dauber's season-ending party.

Coach

I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What Makes Me Mad

2026-03-09 04:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 05:00:00 PST

Hayden tells Christine that he doesn't like her art; Christine doesn't appreciate his attitude.

Coach

Dauber's Got a Girl

2026-03-09 05:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 05:30:00 PST

Hayden's plan to get even with the women's basketball coach (Pam Stone) jeopardizes Dauber's romance with her.

Coach

Bring Me the Head of Stuart Rosebrock

2026-03-09 05:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 06:00:00 PST

Hayden comes to regret his actions when he accidentally causes Kelly and Stuart (Kris Kamm) to break up.

Sanford & Son

Tooth or Consequences

2026-03-09 06:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 06:30:00 PST

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Sanford & Son

The Card Sharps

2026-03-09 06:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 07:00:00 PST

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Sanford & Son

Have Gun, Will Sell

2026-03-09 07:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 07:30:00 PST

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Sanford & Son

The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!

2026-03-09 07:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 08:00:00 PST

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Sanford & Son

The Shootout

2026-03-09 08:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 08:30:00 PST

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Sanford & Son

Blood Is Thicker Than Junk

2026-03-09 08:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 09:00:00 PST

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three

2026-03-09 09:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 09:30:00 PST

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Sanford & Son

A Guest in the Yard

2026-03-09 09:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 10:00:00 PST

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

2026-03-09 10:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 10:30:00 PST

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

2026-03-09 10:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 11:00:00 PST

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Three's Company

Moving On

2026-03-09 11:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 11:30:00 PST

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Three's Company

Stanley, the Ladies' Man

2026-03-09 11:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 12:00:00 PST

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Three's Company

Jack on the Lam

2026-03-09 12:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 12:30:00 PST

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Three's Company

Love Thy Neighbor

2026-03-09 12:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 13:00:00 PST

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

Three's Company

The New Landlord

2026-03-09 13:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 13:30:00 PST

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Three's Company

Snow Job

2026-03-09 13:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 14:00:00 PST

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

2026-03-09 14:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 14:30:00 PST

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

2026-03-09 14:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 15:00:00 PST

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

2026-03-09 15:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 15:30:00 PST

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

2026-03-09 15:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 16:00:00 PST

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

2026-03-09 16:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 16:30:00 PST

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

2026-03-09 16:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 17:00:00 PST

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

2026-03-09 17:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 17:30:00 PST

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

2026-03-09 17:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 18:00:00 PST

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

2026-03-09 18:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 18:30:00 PST

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

2026-03-09 18:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 19:00:00 PST

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

2026-03-09 19:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 19:30:00 PST

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

2026-03-09 19:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 20:00:00 PST

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

2026-03-09 20:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 20:30:00 PST

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

2026-03-09 20:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 21:00:00 PST

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

2026-03-09 21:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 21:30:00 PST

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

2026-03-09 21:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 22:00:00 PST

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Sanford & Son

Fred & Carol & Fred & Donna

2026-03-09 22:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 22:30:00 PST

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Sanford & Son

The Light Housekeeper

2026-03-09 22:30:00 PST - 2026-03-09 23:00:00 PST

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Sanford & Son

The Big Party

2026-03-09 23:00:00 PST - 2026-03-09 23:30:00 PST

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Sanford & Son

A Visit From Lena Horne

2026-03-09 23:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 00:00:00 PST

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Sanford & Son

Lamont Goes African

2026-03-10 00:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 00:30:00 PST

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Sanford & Son

Watts Side Story

2026-03-10 00:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 01:00:00 PST

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Sanford & Son

The Infernal Triangle

2026-03-10 01:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 01:30:00 PST

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Sanford & Son

Pops 'n' Pals

2026-03-10 01:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 02:00:00 PST

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Sanford & Son

Home Sweet Home for the Aged

2026-03-10 02:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 02:30:00 PST

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Sanford & Son

Pot Luck

2026-03-10 02:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 03:00:00 PST

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

2012 (2009)

2026-03-10 03:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 06:30:00 PST

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society.

Colombiana (2011)

2026-03-10 06:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 09:00:00 PST

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

2026-03-10 09:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 11:30:00 PST

A subway dispatcher (Denzel Washington) calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid.

S.W.A.T. (2003)

2026-03-10 11:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 14:00:00 PST

A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

2026-03-10 14:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 14:30:00 PST

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

2026-03-10 14:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 15:00:00 PST

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

2026-03-10 15:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 15:30:00 PST

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

2026-03-10 15:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 16:00:00 PST

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

2026-03-10 16:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 16:30:00 PST

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

2026-03-10 16:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 17:00:00 PST

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

2026-03-10 17:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 17:30:00 PST

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

2026-03-10 17:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 18:00:00 PST

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Two and a Half Men

Prostitutes and Gelato

2026-03-10 18:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 18:30:00 PST

Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

2026-03-10 18:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 19:00:00 PST

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

2026-03-10 19:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 19:30:00 PST

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

2026-03-10 19:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 20:00:00 PST

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

2026-03-10 20:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 20:30:00 PST

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

2026-03-10 20:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 21:00:00 PST

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Two and a Half Men

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

2026-03-10 21:00:00 PST - 2026-03-10 21:30:00 PST

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Two and a Half Men

Nangnangnangnang

2026-03-10 21:30:00 PST - 2026-03-10 22:00:00 PST

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

2012 (2009)

2026-03-10 22:00:00 PST - 2026-03-11 01:30:00 PST

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist, world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society.