IFC Schedule
IFC
IFCThis simple schedule provides the showtime of upcoming and past programs playing on the network IFC otherwise known as IFC. The show schedule is provided for up to 3 weeks out and you can view up to 2 weeks of show play history.
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Playing Right Now: Weekend at Bernie's (1989) :
Program Schedule:
Weekend at Bernie's (1989) 
Playing Now!
2026-01-02 16:15:00 PST - 2026-01-02 18:30:00 PSTAfter they uncover evidence of fraud within their company, two novice insurance accountants try to hide the fact that their boss has been murdered when they are summoned to his home for the weekend.
Caddyshack (1980)
2026-01-02 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 20:45:00 PSTOddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Back to School (1986)
2026-01-02 20:45:00 PST - 2026-01-02 22:45:00 PSTAn earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Animal House (1978)
2026-01-02 22:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:15:00 PSTBluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Night Court
Married Alive
2026-01-03 01:15:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:45:00 PSTDan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.
Night Court
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
2026-01-03 01:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 02:15:00 PSTMac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
Night Court
World War III
2026-01-03 02:15:00 PST - 2026-01-03 02:45:00 PSTA Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.
Night Court
Walk, Don't Wheel
2026-01-03 02:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 03:15:00 PSTHarry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.
Brewster's Millions (1985)
2026-01-03 03:15:00 PST - 2026-01-03 05:30:00 PSTA minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
Back to School (1986)
2026-01-03 05:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 07:30:00 PSTAn earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
2026-01-03 07:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 09:45:00 PSTAfter they uncover evidence of fraud within their company, two novice insurance accountants try to hide the fact that their boss has been murdered when they are summoned to his home for the weekend.
Caddyshack (1980)
2026-01-03 09:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 12:00:00 PSTOddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Liar Liar (1997)
2026-01-03 12:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 14:00:00 PSTA boy's birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, cannot tell a lie for 24 hours.
Billy Madison (1995)
2026-01-03 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 16:00:00 PSTBilly Madison, an adult goof-off, goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.
Happy Gilmore (1996)
2026-01-03 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 18:00:00 PSTA powerful swing convinces a hockey player (Adam Sandler) he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
2026-01-03 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 20:45:00 PSTThree dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.
Liar Liar (1997)
2026-01-03 20:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 22:45:00 PSTA boy's birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, cannot tell a lie for 24 hours.
Semi-Pro (2008)
2026-01-03 22:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 00:45:00 PSTIn 1976 a singer (Will Ferrell) uses the profits from his only hit to buy a basketball team that is in danger of going under when the ABA and the NBA merge.
Night Court
Paternity
2026-01-04 00:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 01:15:00 PSTDan's wild life has finally caught up to him: he's been served a paternity suit. Bull, meanwhile, has decided to run for bailiff shop steward.
Night Court
Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson
2026-01-04 01:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 01:45:00 PSTHarry tries to administer the oath of citizenship to Quon Le before she gives birth.
Night Court
Her Honor
2026-01-04 01:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 02:15:00 PSTThrough connections Mac gets advance notice about the new judges list and discovers that Christine is one of the new appointees. Meanwhile, the Wheelers return to the courtroom and buy the snack bar newsstand in the cafeteria.
Night Court
Her Honor
2026-01-04 02:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 02:45:00 PSTWhile Christine's (Markie Post) being sworn in as the new judge, Harry (Harry Anderson) plans a colossal stunt.
Night Court
Her Honor
2026-01-04 02:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 03:15:00 PSTChristine (Markie Post) assumes her new role as a judge; Harry (Harry Anderson) prepares to launch his incredible stunt.
Night Court
Her Honor
2026-01-04 03:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 03:45:00 PSTWhile attempting to perform his stunt on the Brooklyn Bridge, Harry (Harry Anderson) is confronted by a man who intends to commit suicide. With Richard Frank and Kenneth Tigar.
Night Court
Death of a Bailiff
2026-01-04 03:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 04:15:00 PSTBull has a near-death experience and insists God spoke to him.
Night Court
Ladies Night
2026-01-04 04:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 04:45:00 PSTAfter Roz and her boyfriend break up Christine decides to help Roz recover, so they go out together to one of Roz's favorite hang-outs: a male strip club.
Night Court
Safe
2026-01-04 04:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 05:15:00 PSTOn Halloween, Dan believes he has sold his soul to the devil, and Harry gets locked inside a safe.
Night Court
Mac's Dilemma
2026-01-04 05:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 05:45:00 PSTThe man who saved Mac's life in Vietnam appears in court and asks Mac to do an illegal favor for him.
Night Court
Who Was That Mashed Man?
2026-01-04 05:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 06:15:00 PSTA veteran actor contemplates suicide when a lawsuit prevents him from portraying the Western hero that made him famous.
Night Court
No Hard Feelings
2026-01-04 06:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 06:45:00 PSTDan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.
Night Court
Let It Snow
2026-01-04 06:45:00 PST - 2026-01-04 07:15:00 PSTA Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Semi-Pro (2008)
2026-01-04 07:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 09:15:00 PSTIn 1976 a singer (Will Ferrell) uses the profits from his only hit to buy a basketball team that is in danger of going under when the ABA and the NBA merge.
Billy Madison (1995)
2026-01-04 09:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 11:15:00 PSTBilly Madison, an adult goof-off, goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.
Happy Gilmore (1996)
2026-01-04 11:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 13:15:00 PSTA powerful swing convinces a hockey player (Adam Sandler) he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
2026-01-04 13:15:00 PST - 2026-01-04 16:00:00 PSTThree dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Peter on the Couch
2026-01-04 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 16:30:00 PSTWhen Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Liars
2026-01-04 16:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 17:00:00 PSTRay's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Surprise Party
2026-01-04 17:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 17:30:00 PSTDebra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bird
2026-01-04 17:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 18:00:00 PSTThe Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Jazz Records
2026-01-04 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 18:30:00 PSTAfter the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra at the Lodge
2026-01-04 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 19:00:00 PSTRay resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Slave
2026-01-04 19:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 19:30:00 PSTMarie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Whose Side Are You On?
2026-01-04 19:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 20:00:00 PSTRay catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Lateness
2026-01-04 20:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 20:30:00 PSTDebra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Party Dress
2026-01-04 20:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 21:00:00 PSTRay refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Security
2026-01-04 21:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 21:30:00 PSTAmy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ingrate
2026-01-04 21:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 22:00:00 PSTRay receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Crazy Chin
2026-01-04 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 22:30:00 PSTRobert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Nice Talk
2026-01-04 22:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 23:00:00 PSTWhile assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Blabbermouths
2026-01-04 23:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 23:30:00 PSTRay gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Model
2026-01-04 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 00:00:00 PSTA modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Mentor
2026-01-05 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 00:30:00 PSTRobert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Golf for It
2026-01-05 00:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 01:00:00 PSTRay and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Home
2026-01-05 01:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 01:30:00 PSTOne of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Not So Fast
2026-01-05 01:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 02:00:00 PSTRobert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Who's the Boss?
It Happened One Summer
2026-01-05 02:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 02:30:00 PSTTony and Angela relive old memories when they hike a mountain to Kissing Rock.
Who's the Boss?
It Happened One Summer
2026-01-05 02:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 03:00:00 PSTA raging thunderstorm at Kissing Rock forces Angela and Tony to spend the night at a secluded motel.
Who's the Boss?
Ad Man Micelli
2026-01-05 03:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 03:30:00 PSTSamantha lies about Tony to slumber-party pals.
Who's the Boss?
The Heiress
2026-01-05 03:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 04:00:00 PSTA philanthropist's death makes Mona an heiress.
Who's the Boss?
Tony the Matchmaker
2026-01-05 04:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 04:30:00 PSTTony plays matchmaker for Angela and a recently divorced buddy.
Who's the Boss?
Custody
2026-01-05 04:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 05:00:00 PSTAngela is in for a surprise when she and the gang go to California.
Who's the Boss?
Custody
2026-01-05 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 05:30:00 PSTTony schemes to thwart Michael's custody attempt.
Who's the Boss?
Hunk of the Month
2026-01-05 05:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 06:00:00 PSTTony poses for Mona's beefcake calendar.
Three's Company
Jack on the Lam
2026-01-05 06:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 06:30:00 PSTJack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Three's Company
Love Thy Neighbor
2026-01-05 06:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 07:00:00 PSTChrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
Three's Company
The New Landlord
2026-01-05 07:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 07:30:00 PSTThe threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Three's Company
Snow Job
2026-01-05 07:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 08:00:00 PSTChrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.
Three's Company
A Camping We Will Go
2026-01-05 08:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 08:30:00 PSTThe girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.
Three's Company
Jack the Ripper
2026-01-05 08:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 09:00:00 PSTJack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.
Three's Company
The Lifesaver
2026-01-05 09:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 09:30:00 PSTA grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.
Three's Company
Chrissy's Hospitality
2026-01-05 09:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 10:00:00 PSTJack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.
Sanford & Son
The Way to Lamont's Heart
2026-01-05 10:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 10:30:00 PSTJudy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Sanford & Son
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
2026-01-05 10:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 11:00:00 PSTGrady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
Sanford & Son
The Surprise Party
2026-01-05 11:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 11:30:00 PSTWhen Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Sanford & Son
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
2026-01-05 11:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 12:00:00 PSTUncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Sanford & Son
Ol' Brown Eyes
2026-01-05 12:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 12:30:00 PSTFred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Sanford & Son
Grady and His Lady
2026-01-05 12:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 13:00:00 PSTGrady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.
Sanford & Son
There'll Be Some Changes Made
2026-01-05 13:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 13:30:00 PSTLamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.
Sanford & Son
Going Out of Business
2026-01-05 13:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 14:00:00 PSTFred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Angry Sex
2026-01-05 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 14:30:00 PSTRay discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Everybody Loves Raymond
P.T. & A
2026-01-05 14:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 15:00:00 PSTRay's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ally's F
2026-01-05 15:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 15:30:00 PSTAlly comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Boys' Therapy
2026-01-05 15:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 16:00:00 PSTThe women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra's Parents
2026-01-05 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 16:30:00 PSTAll the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
A Job for Robert
2026-01-05 16:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 17:00:00 PSTRobert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Everybody Loves Raymond
A Date for Peter
2026-01-05 17:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 17:30:00 PSTAmy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Favors
2026-01-05 17:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 18:00:00 PSTMarie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Faux Pas
2026-01-05 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 18:30:00 PSTTrying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Tasteless Frank
2026-01-05 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 19:00:00 PSTMarie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sister-in-Law
2026-01-05 19:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 19:30:00 PSTRobert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Power of No
2026-01-05 19:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 20:00:00 PSTRay's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Pat's Secret
2026-01-05 20:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 20:30:00 PSTRobert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Finale
2026-01-05 20:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 21:00:00 PSTA brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Everybody Loves Raymond
Pilot
2026-01-05 21:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 21:30:00 PSTDebra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Everybody Loves Raymond
I Love You
2026-01-05 21:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 22:00:00 PSTDebra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Sanford & Son
Home Sweet Home
2026-01-05 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 22:30:00 PSTFred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.
Sanford & Son
My Kingdom for a Horse
2026-01-05 22:30:00 PST - 2026-01-05 23:00:00 PSTFred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.
Sanford & Son
Sanford and Niece
2026-01-05 23:00:00 PST - 2026-01-05 23:30:00 PSTFred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.
Sanford & Son
Julio and Sister and Nephew
2026-01-05 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-06 00:00:00 PSTJulio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.
Sanford & Son
Fred's Treasure Garden
2026-01-06 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-06 00:30:00 PSTA fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.
Past Shows (Last 2 Weeks)
Night Court
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
2026-01-03 01:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 02:15:00 PSTMac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
Night Court
Married Alive
2026-01-03 01:15:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:45:00 PSTDan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.
Animal House (1978)
2026-01-02 22:45:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:15:00 PSTBluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Back to School (1986)
2026-01-02 20:45:00 PST - 2026-01-02 22:45:00 PSTAn earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Caddyshack (1980)
2026-01-02 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 20:45:00 PSTOddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
2026-01-02 16:15:00 PST - 2026-01-02 18:30:00 PSTAfter they uncover evidence of fraud within their company, two novice insurance accountants try to hide the fact that their boss has been murdered when they are summoned to his home for the weekend.
Brewster's Millions (1985)
2026-01-02 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 16:15:00 PSTA minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
The Jerk (1979)
2026-01-02 11:45:00 PST - 2026-01-02 14:00:00 PSTA simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.
Look Who's Talking (1989)
2026-01-02 09:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 11:45:00 PSTAn unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Back to School (1986)
2026-01-02 07:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 09:30:00 PSTAn earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Animal House (1978)
2026-01-02 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 07:30:00 PSTBluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Night Court
Billie's Valentine
2026-01-02 04:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 05:00:00 PSTBillie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.
Night Court
The Battling Bailiff
2026-01-02 04:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 04:30:00 PSTA promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Night Court
The Gypsy
2026-01-02 03:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 04:00:00 PSTEveryone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
Night Court
An Old Flame
2026-01-02 03:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 03:30:00 PSTSelma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.
The Jerk (1979)
2026-01-02 00:45:00 PST - 2026-01-02 03:00:00 PSTA simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.
Look Who's Talking (1989)
2026-01-01 22:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 00:45:00 PSTAn unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Two and a Half Men
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
2026-01-01 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 22:30:00 PSTAlan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Two and a Half Men
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
2026-01-01 21:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 22:00:00 PSTWalden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Two and a Half Men
Alan Shot a Little Girl
2026-01-01 21:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 21:30:00 PSTAlan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Two and a Half Men
Looking' for Japanese Subs
2026-01-01 20:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 21:00:00 PSTCharlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
Two and a Half Men
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
2026-01-01 20:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 20:30:00 PSTAlan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Two and a Half Men
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
2026-01-01 19:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 20:00:00 PSTDepressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Two and a Half Men
Dead From the Waist Down
2026-01-01 19:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 19:30:00 PSTAshamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
Two and a Half Men
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
2026-01-01 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 19:00:00 PSTCharlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
Two and a Half Men
A Good Time in Central Africa
2026-01-01 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 18:30:00 PSTCharlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
Two and a Half Men
Springtime on a Stick
2026-01-01 17:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 18:00:00 PSTCharlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Two and a Half Men
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
2026-01-01 17:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 17:30:00 PSTCharlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Two and a Half Men
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
2026-01-01 16:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 17:00:00 PSTCharlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.