Three's Company
The Older Woman
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
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Stanley's Hotline
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
The Harder They Fall
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
A retired fighter pilot (Louis Gossett Jr.) helps an Air Force brat (Jason Gedrick) free his father with two borrowed F-16s.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
A teenager (Patrick Dempsey) pays the most popular girl (Amanda Peterson) in school to be his girlfriend for a month.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
An Italian-American widow (Cher), engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother (Nicolas Cage).
The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
Not in My Mouth!
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
A teenager (Patrick Dempsey) pays the most popular girl (Amanda Peterson) in school to be his girlfriend for a month.
A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.
An Italian-American widow (Cher), engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother (Nicolas Cage).
A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.
A yachtsman's (Edward Herrmann) wife (Goldie Hawn) falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter's (Kurt Russell) mate.
Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
For Love or Money
Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.
Auntie Maim
Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.
Attack of the Mac Snacks
Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Though broke and lovelorn, a woman (Kristen Wiig) takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A Chicago man (John Candy) and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and his family.
A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
Branded
Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.
Branded
Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.
Passion Plundered
Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.
Amour or Less
Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.
Razing Bull
Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.
Wedding Bell Blues
Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.
Wedding Bell Blues
A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.
Futureman
A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.
The Talk Show
Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.
Melvin and Harold
Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A Chicago man (John Candy) and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law (Dan Aykroyd) and his family.
A bumbling relative gets the chance to redeem himself when he's called upon to look after his brother's three children.
Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
No Fat
Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.
The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
The Toaster
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Pants on Fire
Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Robert's Date
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Kelly and the Professor
Kelly cancels her weekly dinner with Hayden for a date with an unknown faculty member.
Pilot
Hayden's fatherly instincts are awakened when Kelly comes back to Minnesota for college; his relationship with Christine might be in for a change.
Kelly, Meet Christine
Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.
I'm in Love With a Boy Named Stuart
Kelly brings her new boyfriend Stuart, to dinner to meet Hayden. Hayden does not like him.
The Loss Weekend
When Hayden is depressed over his team's losing streak, Christine tries to cancel their date.
Gambling for Meat
Luther thinks his 30-day suspension on a gambling charge means he has been fired, so he takes another job.
19 Candles
Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, then gets upset when she invites her boyfriend to join them.
Parents' Weekend
When Kelly's mother (Lenore Kasdorf) arrives for parents' weekend, Hayden refuses to tell her about Christine.
Lamont as Othello
A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.
Libra Rising All Over Lamont
Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.
Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman
Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.
Presenting the Three Degrees
Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.
This Little TV Went to Market
Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.
Lamont Is That You?
Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.
Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico
Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.
Superflyer
Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.
The Best Laid Plans
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
Jack Moves Out
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
The Anniversary Surprise
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Triangle Troubles
Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
The Bake-Off
Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
Moving On
The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Jack on the Lam
Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Frank's Tribute
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``
Cruising With Marie
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Ray Home Alone
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Big Shots
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
The Getaway
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
Working Girl
Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.
Be Nice
Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.
Dancing With Debra
Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.
Robert Moves Back
Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.
How They Met
Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.
Boob Job
After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.
The Can Opener
The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.
You Bet
After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.
Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.
The Will
Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.
The Engagement
Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.
The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection
Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.
A House Is Not a Poolroom
Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.
Grady, the Star Boarder
Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.
Wine, Women and Aunt Esther
Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.
Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.
Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.
This Land Is Whose Land?
A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.
Fred's Cheating Heart
Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.
The Party Crasher
Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.
Lamont Goes Karate
When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.
Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?
A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.
Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady
Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.
Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...
Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.
The Way to Lamont's Heart
Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.
Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma
Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.
The Glasnost Menagerie
Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
I Said Dance!
Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.
My Three Dads
Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.
Still Another Day in the Life
The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.
A Closer Look
Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.
The Blues of the Birth
Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).
A Family Affair
Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
A Family Affair
Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.
When Harry Met Margaret
Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.
Can't Buy Me Love
Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.
Death Takes a Halloween
Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Day Court
A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.
A Night Court at the Opera
Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.
Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore
A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.
The Sister
Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.
Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.
Debra's Workout
Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.
No Thanks
Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Tight's Good
After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Meander to Your Dander
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
The Soil Is Moist
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Grandma's Pie
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
Jail Bait
Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.
It's Just a Joke
An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.
Bringing Down Baby
An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.
Presumed Insolvent
A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.
Mama Was a Rolling Stone
Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.
Attachments Included
Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.
Alone Again, Naturally
Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.
Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta
Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.
To Sleep, No More
Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.
With a Little Help From My Friends
Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.
Mac Takes a Vocation
Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.
Harry's Fifteen Minutes
A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Fools Rush In
Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.
Fools Rush In
Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.
A Guy Named Phantom
The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.
A Guy Named Phantom
Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.
Love Thy Neighbor
Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
The New Landlord
The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Snow Job
Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.
A Camping We Will Go
The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.
Jack the Ripper
Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.
The Lifesaver
A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.
Chrissy's Hospitality
Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.
Old Folks at Home
The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.
The Loan Shark
Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.
The Love Barge
Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.
Ralph's Rival
Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.
A Black Letter Day
A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.
The Reverend Steps Out
Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.
Larry Loves Janet
Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.
Mighty Mouth
Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.
The Love Lesson
Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.
Left Back
Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
The Christmas Picture
Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.
What's With Robert?
Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.
Bully on the Bus
Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
A Jock Strap in Hell
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Mr. Hose Says Yes
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Why We Gave Up Women
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
Handcuffed
Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.
And Baby Makes Two
Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.
Jack's Bad Boy
A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.
Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother
Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.
The Root of All Evil
Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.
Secret Admirer
Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.
A motorcycle stuntman who sold his soul to save a loved one becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil.
A Los Angeles Special Weapons and Tactics team (Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez) must protect a criminal after he offers $100 million to his prospective rescuers.
An Army doctor (Dustin Hoffman) fights the spread of a deadly virus brought into the United States by an African monkey.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
The Tenth Anniversary
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
Hackidu
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
The Devil's Lube
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
My Life as a Dog Lawyer
Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.
Puppy Love
Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.
After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.
The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Pop Goes the Question
Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.
Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?
Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).
Looking for Mr. Shannon
Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.
Teacher's Pet
Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.
The System Works
Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.
A teen taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, ``Global Thermonuclear War.``
Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.
After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.
The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
A high-school student's popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf.
A teen taps his computer into the NORAD missile-defense system and plays a video game, ``Global Thermonuclear War.``
If a Body Meets a Body
Curly is mentioned in a will.
Men in Black
The Stooges become doctors at a large hospital, where they disrupt patients and staff alike.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A high-school student's popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Wallpaper
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
Meant to Be
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
Pet Cemetery
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
The Author
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
The Walk to the Door
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Young Girl
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.
What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
I'm Sorry I Told You My Wife Was Dead
Hayden lies about his marital status when consoling the wealthy widow (Priscilla Morrill) of an alumnus.
Define Romance
Hayden is upset when Christine accepts a date with another man.
Whose Team Is It Anyway?
Hayden wants to teach the star player a lesson when he develops a superiority complex.
Hoot, Hoot Hike
Kelly's new dance teacher, Madame Roola (Natalija Nogulich), creates a football ballet and romances Hayden.
Dauber's Blowout
A Conduct Committee member's (Raye Birk) car is to play an important part at Dauber's season-ending party.
I Don't Know Much About Art, But I Know What Makes Me Mad
Hayden tells Christine that he doesn't like her art; Christine doesn't appreciate his attitude.
Dauber's Got a Girl
Hayden's plan to get even with the women's basketball coach (Pam Stone) jeopardizes Dauber's romance with her.
Bring Me the Head of Stuart Rosebrock
Hayden comes to regret his actions when he accidentally causes Kelly and Stuart (Kris Kamm) to break up.
The Surprise Party
When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.
Ol' Brown Eyes
Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.
Grady and His Lady
Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.
There'll Be Some Changes Made
Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.
Going Out of Business
Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.
Home Sweet Home
Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.
My Kingdom for a Horse
Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.
The Goodbye Guy
The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.
Jack's Graduation
A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.
... And Justice for Jack
Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.
A Crowded Romance
Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.
Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs
Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.
A Hundred Dollars a What?
Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.
Downhill Chaser
A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.
Room at the Bottom
Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.
Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Sanford and Niece
Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.
Julio and Sister and Nephew
Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.
Fred's Treasure Garden
A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.
Tower Power
Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.
A Little Extra Security
Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.
The Merger
Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.
Once a Thief
Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.
The Stand-In
Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.
Strange Bedfellows
Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.
The Masquerade Party
Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
A man runs a Los Angeles junkyard with his son.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Judge Harry Stone presides over the night shift of a Manhattan courtroom.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.