Three's Company
Terri Makes Her Move
Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.
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Professor Jack
Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.
Eyewitness Blues
A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.
Lies My Roommate Told Me
Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.
Some of That Jazz
Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.
Dates of Wrath
Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.
Boy Meets Dummy
Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.
Macho Man
A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.
Strangers in the Night
Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.
The Matchbreakers
When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.
A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.
Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.
The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.
What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Of Course He's Dead
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.
A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.
The Nun
An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.
Daddy for the Defense
A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.
Billie and the Cat
A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.
To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.
The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.
To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).
A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
Dead Wait
A woman (Whoopi Goldberg) works magic on a con man; with Vanity, John Rhys-Davies; director Tobe Hooper.
You, Murderer
Criminal has cosmetic surgery; John Lithgow, Isabella Rossellini, Sherilyn Fenn, director Robert Zemeckis.
King of the Road
A car race will determine whether a cop will recover his kidnapped daughter. Starring Raymond J. Barry and Brad Pitt.
Till Death Do We Part
The benefactor of a kept man asks him to kill the woman he really loves. With John Stamos and Eileen Brennan.
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime
An unscrupulous lawyer finds herself entangled in a hellish brand of law in a strange town. With Catherine O'Hara.
An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.
Pick a Number
After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.
Constitution
Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.
Constitution
Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.
Let It Snow
A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
Dan, the Walking Time Bomb
Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.
Hit the Road, Jack
Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.
A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.
A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.
Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their people.
A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Trillium
Maggie and Negan are back.
A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Punchy Cowpunchers
The cavalry hires the boys to capture outlaws.
Income-Tax Sappy
The boys are tax advisers.
The Computer Kid
After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.
Bull Gets a Kid
The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.
Harry on Trial
Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.
Harry and the Madam
Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their people.
A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.
Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.
Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.
Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Somebody's Baby
Christine and Hayden's adoption of the baby becomes complicated when Julie's father enters the picture.
Sleepless in Orlando
When Christine and the baby become ill, Hayden must run the household while trying to get ready for an important game.
Just Short of the Goal
Hayden rejects a book deal when he discovers the topic is how to live with losing; Luther decides to replace him as the author.
Last Tango in Orlando
Hayden is skeptical when Doris hires a handsome soccer player (Luigi Amodeo) as a kicker for the Breakers.
Isn't It Romantic
Hayden tries to take Christine out for a romantic evening, but she can't bear to leave the baby.
We Can Never Die
Hayden and Christine try to plan for Timothy's future by choosing a guardian for him.
Grimmworld
Dauber falls for a woman who plays Snow White at a theme park, but becomes bashful when he learns Hayden dislikes her.
In the Money
Howard plans a televised half-time wedding for Luther and Doris during the Breakers vs. Niners game.
Fred Sanford Has a Baby
Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.
The TV Addict
Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.
Lamont in Love
Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.
The Escorts
Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.
The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice
Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.
The Director
George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.
A Pain in the Neck
While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.
Sergeant Gork
Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.
Oh, Nun
Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.
Maid to Order
Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.
A Friend in Need
Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.
Hearts and Flowers
An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.
Urban Plowboy
Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.
Critic's Choice
Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.
Jack's 10
Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.
Doctor in the House
Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Season's Greetings
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
Camping Trip
Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.
The Hawaiian Connection
Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.
The Hawaiian Connection
While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.
The Hawaiian Connection
Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.
California Crude
When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.
The Stakeout
Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.
I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz
To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.
The Winning Ticket
Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.
Committee Man
Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.
Fred's Extra Job
Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.
Carol
A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.
Aunt Esther Has a Baby
Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.
Here Today, Gone Today
Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.
Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.
Sanford and Gong
Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.
Fred Meets Redd
Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.
Bull Gets a Kid
The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.
Harry on Trial
Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.
Harry and the Madam
Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.
Inside Harry Stone
Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.
The Blizzard
A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.
Take My Wife, Please
Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.
The Birthday Visitor
Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.
Dan's Parents
Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.
Nuts About Harry
Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.
An Old Flame
Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.
The Gypsy
Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.
The Battling Bailiff
A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.
Billie's Valentine
Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.
Married Alive
Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.
Mac and Quon Le: Together Again
Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.
World War III
A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
Walk, Don't Wheel
Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.
Hello, Goodbye
Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.
The Hostage
A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.
Dad's First Date
Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.
Mac and Quon Le: No Reservations
Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).
Halloween, Too
While everyone is preparing for Harry's Halloween party, the judge falls for a witch.
Best of Friends
Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.
Dan's Boss
Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.
Up on the Roof
Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.
Wheels of Justice
Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.
Wheels of Justice
Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.
Walk Away, Renee
Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.
Dan's Escort
Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.
The Night Off
A substitute judge arrests the staff when Harry takes a night off.
Harry and Leon
Harry becomes a foster father to the courthouse shoeshine boy.
The Apartment
Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.
Paradise Lost
Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.
Up in the Air
Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.
And Now, Here's Jack
Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.
Mate for Each Other
Jack signs up for a computer dating service.
Janet Wigs Out
Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.
The Best of Three's Company - Part One
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
The Best of Three's Company - Part 2
Lucille Ball is the host of this retrospective of the best scenes from the series' previous episodes.
Jack Goes to the Dentist
Terri's boyfriend thinks Jack is the reason behind their breakup.
Diamond Jack
A jewel-thief date thinks Jack is a fence.
Jack Gets His
Jack is the victim of a con game when he rents a decrepit restaurant.
Extra, Extra
A newspaper article implies the trio's living arrangement is more than a practical one.
A Night Not to Remember
Jack strikes out as Janet's chaperon when he gets drunk and falls asleep.
Opening Night
Jack and the crew are all set for the restaurant's opening night.
Cousin, Cuisine
Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.
The Brunch
Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.
An Affair to Forget
Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
The Impossible Dream
The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.
Going to Pot
Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.
Bob and Carol and Larry and Terri
A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.
Larry's Sister
Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.
Jack's Double Date
Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.
Star Struck
Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.
Jack Goes the Distance
Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.
The Apartment
Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.
Janet's Little Helper
Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.
Navy Blues
A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.
In the 1960s Oklahoma a sensitive youth gets in over his head when his best friend kills a member of a rival gang.
Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki ``Pat`` Morita) and his student (Ralph Macchio) open a bonsai-tree shop, then fight thugs sent by a millionaire toxic-waste dumper.
Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.
A New Jersey teen (Ralph Macchio) moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki ``Pat`` Morita).
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
The Squat and the Hover
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
In the 1960s Oklahoma a sensitive youth gets in over his head when his best friend kills a member of a rival gang.
Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.
A New Jersey teen (Ralph Macchio) moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi (Noriyuki ``Pat`` Morita).
Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.
An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
An overworked air-traffic controller takes his family on a beach vacation but is soon beset by series of mishaps.
A minor-league pitcher (Richard Pryor) inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
Scotched in Scotland
The boys trail burglars to a Scottish castle.
Up in Daisy's Penthouse
Shemp's dad falls for a gun moll.
Leon, We Hardly Knew Ye
Harry loses custody of Leon and bungles a chance to meet Mel Torme.
The Muggee
Florence (Florence Halop) is taken hostage by a grenade-carrying man who mugged Christine (Markie Post).
A couple returns from the dead to find that they are back in their beloved home, as ghosts. They are horrified when the house is sold to a pretentious couple.
President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Three silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) come to Mexico to perform but instead are expected to save a town.
A simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.
An American con man (Steve Martin) and his British rival (Michael Caine) target a soap heiress (Glenne Headly) from Cleveland on the French Riviera.
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
Believing he witnessed an abduction, a young man turns to his next-door neighbor, a retired security guard, to help him find the missing woman.
Trillium
Maggie and Negan are back.
Haven
Maggie and Negan deal with old enemies.
A high-school student's popularity soars when it is discovered that he is cursed with the mark of the werewolf.
Back to the Woods
Lawbreakers in England, the Stooges are sent by the government to the new colonies to help fight the ``red man savage.``
Could This Be Magic?
A has-been magician (Carl Ballantine) rejects Harry's advice.
Monkey Business
Bull hides an orangutan who has been introduced as evidence in a case.
An automotive engineer's wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives.
Three silent-film cowboys (Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short) come to Mexico to perform but instead are expected to save a town.
A simpleton (Steve Martin) leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend (Bernadette Peters) and invents slip-proof eyeglasses.
An American con man (Steve Martin) and his British rival (Michael Caine) target a soap heiress (Glenne Headly) from Cleveland on the French Riviera.
Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker (Dan Aykroyd) and a street hustler (Eddie Murphy).
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
You Win Some, You Lose Some
Hayden misses Christmas in Minnesota due to the Breakers' playoff game in Buffalo.
Wings Over Buffalo
The team gets a suspicious case of food poisoning after downing 40 buckets of Buffalo chicken wings.
Somewhere Out There
Dauber believes he has been contacted by aliens and considers leaving the Breakers, Orlando and Earth.
A Boy and His Doll
Howard and Shirley give Timothy a Princess Tiffany doll, but Luther feels the boy should have more masculine playthings.
The Bodygardener
Hayden discovers his new bodyguard is his former gardener (Tim Conway).
To Ski or Not to Ski
Doris invites the gang to a ski resort for Valentine's Day weekend, where Hayden helps Christine overcome her fear of skiing.
It's a Swamp Thing
Hayden puts Luther in charge of planning the men's fishing trip, and they wind up in swamp mud with an alligator.
Viva Las Ratings
Luther (Jerry Van Dyke) gets into a bidding war after he invests in an Elvis memorabilia auction in Las Vegas.
The Defiant One
Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.
A Matter of Silence
Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.
When John Comes Marching Home
Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.
The Reverend Sanford
Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.
The Will
Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.
Fred the Activist
Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.
The Lucky Streak
Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.
Funny, You Don't Look It
Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.
Borrowing Trouble
Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.
Out on a Limb
Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.
Alias Jack Tripper
Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.
Jack Be Quick
Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.
The Money Machine
Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.
Hearing Is Believing
Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.
Now You See It, Now You Don't
Jack pretends he is well-to-do when he dates a wealthy socialite.
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Fred Sings the Blues
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.
School Daze
Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.
Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.
Happy Birthday, Pop
Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.
Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.
The Copper Caper
Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.
A Matter of Life and Breath
When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.
We Were Robbed
Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
A Pad for Lamont
Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
The Great Sanford Siege
Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
The Barracuda
Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
TV or Not TV
Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
The Suitcase Case
When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
The Piano Movers
Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
The Retirement
Florence faces mandatory retirement from her job as courtroom bailiff.
The Hurricane
Several expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom when a hurricane strikes the city. Dick Butkus, Brent Spiner and Pam Grier guest star.
The Hurricane
Four expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom while a hurricane rages outside. Guest: Dick Butkus.
The Next Voice You Hear...
Harry receives a letter from his mother, who deserted him when he was a child.
Giving Thanks
Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.
Author, Author
Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.
Halloween II: The Return of Leon
Leon, a runaway, returns just as Harry's putting the finishing touches on his annual Halloween party.
Dan's Operation
Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.
Dan's Operation
Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.
The New Judge
While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.
Contempt of Courting
A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.
Earthquake
A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.
Prince of a Guy
While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.
New Year's Leave
New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered ``Mr. 1987`` and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.
Murder
A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.
Baby Talk
Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
It Was Mame, Mom
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.