IFC TV Schedule

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Fury (2014)

During World War II, a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Two and a Half Men

Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks

Curly becomes enraged whenever he hears the tune `` Pop Goes the Weasel``; fight manager Moe plans to take full advantage.

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

The Patriot (2000)

A pacifist farmer (Mel Gibson) of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son (Heath Ledger).

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Tales From the Crypt

Cold War

Two highly skilled burglars match wits with a persistent vampire. Starring Ewan McGregor and Jane Horrocks.

Tales From the Crypt

Doctor of Horror

A strange doctor's research divides two friends. Starring Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, Austin Pendleton.

Tales From the Crypt

Forever Ambergris

A sailor falls for his protege's wife; with Paul Dooley, Roger Daltrey.

Tales From the Crypt

Smoke Wrings

An ex-convict becomes an irresistible salesman in a scheme to double-cross an advertising agency. With Ute Lemper and Chris Stanton.

Tales From the Crypt

The Trap

A man (Bruce McGill) plans to defraud; with Teri Garr, Bruno Kirby; director Michael J. Fox.

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

The Three Stooges

Three Little Pigskins

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for ``Horsemen of Boulder Dam,`` college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

The Three Stooges

Woman Haters

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Coach

Patching Things Up

Christine consults a specialist when Hayden's energy and sex-drive come to a halt.

Coach

Save the Wave

After Doris decides to move the Breakers to Los Angeles, Hayden gets the team to come together.

Coach

Dauber's Vehicle

Dauber ventures onto a car salesman's lot alone after refusing Hayden's advice.

Coach

Quarantine

Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden's finger, forcing the whole gang into quarantine.

Coach

Van Dam vs. Fox

Luther burns his mouth at Hayden's barbecue and decides to sue for damages.

Coach

Fantasy Camp

Hayden and Luther vie when the Breakers sponsor a fantasy camp.

Coach

Luther Get Your Gun

Luther proves to be an embarrassment to Doris when he wangles an invitation to a hunting trip.

Coach

A Player to Be Named Later

Hayden is under pressure when the Breakers have first pick in the NFL draft.

Sanford and Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Sanford and Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Sanford and Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Sanford and Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Sanford and Son

The Headache

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Sanford and Son

The Stung

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Sanford and Son

The Older Woman

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Sanford and Son

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Three's Company

The Goodbye Guy

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Three's Company

Jack's Graduation

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Three's Company

A Crowded Romance

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Three's Company

Room at the Bottom

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Sanford and Son

The Family Man

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Sanford and Son

Earthquake II

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Sanford and Son

Divorce, Sanford Style

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Sanford and Son

Bank on This

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Sanford and Son

The Sanford Arms

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Sanford and Son

Steinberg and Son

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Sanford and Son

Brother, Can You Spare an Act

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Sanford and Son

Della, Della, Della

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Sanford and Son

Donna Pops the Question

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Sanford and Son

My Fair Esther

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Rising Son

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Sanford and Son

The Olympics

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Sanford and Son

Ebenezer Sanford

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Sanford and Son

The Oddfather

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Sanford and Son

Can You Chop This

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Sanford and Son

Greatest Show in Watts

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Night Court

Puppy Love

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Night Court

Pop Goes the Question

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Night Court

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Night Court

Teacher's Pet

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Night Court

The System Works

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Night Court

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Night Court

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Night Court

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Night Court

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Night Court

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Night Court

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Night Court

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Two and a Half Men

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Two and a Half Men

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men

For Whom the Booty Calls

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

Two and a Half Men

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Night Court

The 1992 Boat Show

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

All You Need Is Love

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Night Court

Santa Goes Downtown

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Night Court

The Former Harry Stone

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Night Court

Welcome Back, Mama

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Night Court

Eye of the Beholder

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Night Court

Death Threat

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

Night Court

Once in Love With Harry

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Night Court

Quadrangle of Love

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Night Court

Wonder Drug

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

Night Court

Some Like It Hot

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Night Court

Harry and the Rock Star

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Night Court

Bull's Baby

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Night Court

Hi Honey, I'm Home

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Cousin

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Three's Company

Jack to the Rescue

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Three's Company

The Not So Great Impostor

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

Three's Company

Jack's Other Mother

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Three's Company

Make Room for Daddy

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Three's Company

Janet's Secret

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Three's Company

Father of the Bride

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Three's Company

Furley vs. Furley

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Three's Company

In Like Larry

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

Three's Company

Teacher's Pet

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Four

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Three's Company

The Night of the Ropers

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Three's Company

Double Trouble

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Three's Company

The Case of the Missing Blonde

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Three's Company

Honest Jack Tripper

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Three's Company

Dying to Meet You

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-Laws

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Two and a Half Men

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Two and a Half Men

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Two and a Half Men

That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Two and a Half Men

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Two and a Half Men

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Three's Company

Terri Makes Her Move

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Three's Company

Professor Jack

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Three's Company

Eyewitness Blues

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Three's Company

Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

Three's Company

Lies My Roommate Told Me

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Three's Company

Some of That Jazz

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Three's Company

Dates of Wrath

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Three's Company

Boy Meets Dummy

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Three's Company

Macho Man

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Three's Company

Strangers in the Night

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Three's Company

The Matchbreakers

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.

Crocodile Dundee II (1988)

Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.

Crocodile Dundee II (1988)

Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sneeze

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You?

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Two and a Half Men

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Two and a Half Men

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Two and a Half Men

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Two and a Half Men

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Two and a Half Men

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Two and a Half Men

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Two and a Half Men

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Night Court

The Nun

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

Night Court

Daddy for the Defense

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

Night Court

Billie and the Cat

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Black Sheep (1996)

To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Black Sheep (1996)

To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

Tales From the Crypt

Dead Wait

A woman (Whoopi Goldberg) works magic on a con man; with Vanity, John Rhys-Davies; director Tobe Hooper.

Tales From the Crypt

You, Murderer

Criminal has cosmetic surgery; John Lithgow, Isabella Rossellini, Sherilyn Fenn, director Robert Zemeckis.

Tales From the Crypt

King of the Road

A car race will determine whether a cop will recover his kidnapped daughter. Starring Raymond J. Barry and Brad Pitt.

Tales From the Crypt

Till Death Do We Part

The benefactor of a kept man asks him to kill the woman he really loves. With John Stamos and Eileen Brennan.

Tales From the Crypt

Let the Punishment Fit the Crime

An unscrupulous lawyer finds herself entangled in a hellish brand of law in a strange town. With Catherine O'Hara.

Look Who's Talking (1989)

An unwed accountant (Kirstie Alley) gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events.

Night Court

Pick a Number

After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.

Night Court

Constitution

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Night Court

Constitution

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Night Court

Let It Snow

A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Night Court

Dan, the Walking Time Bomb

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Night Court

Hit the Road, Jack

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Splash (1984)

A produce supplier (Tom Hanks) finds love in New York with the mermaid (Daryl Hannah) he met as a boy on Cape Cod.

Jumanji (1995)

A world of adventure is unleashed on siblings Peter and Judy when they find a jungle-themed game called Jumanji in the attic.

Galaxy Quest (1999)

Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their people.

Hancock (2008)

A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.

Superbad (2007)

Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.

This Is the End (2013)

Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.

The Walking Dead: Dead City

Trillium

Maggie and Negan are back.

Hancock (2008)

A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.

Superbad (2007)

Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.

The Three Stooges

Punchy Cowpunchers

The cavalry hires the boys to capture outlaws.

The Three Stooges

Income-Tax Sappy

The boys are tax advisers.

Night Court

The Computer Kid

After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.

Night Court

Bull Gets a Kid

The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Night Court

Harry on Trial

Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.

Night Court

Harry and the Madam

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

This Is the End (2013)

Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.

Galaxy Quest (1999)

Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their people.

Hancock (2008)

A scruffy superhero (Will Smith) protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.

Superbad (2007)

Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.

This Is the End (2013)

Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Canister

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Let's Fix Robert

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Say Uncle

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Angry Family

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Roll

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Odd Man Out

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Ring

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Sculpture

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Goes Downstairs

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jealous Robert

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

Everybody Loves Raymond

It's Supposed to Be Fun

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Coach

Somebody's Baby

Christine and Hayden's adoption of the baby becomes complicated when Julie's father enters the picture.

Coach

Sleepless in Orlando

When Christine and the baby become ill, Hayden must run the household while trying to get ready for an important game.

Coach

Just Short of the Goal

Hayden rejects a book deal when he discovers the topic is how to live with losing; Luther decides to replace him as the author.

Coach

Last Tango in Orlando

Hayden is skeptical when Doris hires a handsome soccer player (Luigi Amodeo) as a kicker for the Breakers.

Coach

Isn't It Romantic

Hayden tries to take Christine out for a romantic evening, but she can't bear to leave the baby.

Coach

We Can Never Die

Hayden and Christine try to plan for Timothy's future by choosing a guardian for him.

Coach

Grimmworld

Dauber falls for a woman who plays Snow White at a theme park, but becomes bashful when he learns Hayden dislikes her.

Coach

In the Money

Howard plans a televised half-time wedding for Luther and Doris during the Breakers vs. Niners game.

Sanford & Son

Fred Sanford Has a Baby

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Sanford & Son

The TV Addict

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Sanford & Son

Lamont in Love

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Sanford & Son

The Escorts

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Sanford & Son

The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

Sanford & Son

The Director

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Sanford & Son

A Pain in the Neck

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Sanford & Son

Sergeant Gork

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Three's Company

Oh, Nun

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Three's Company

Maid to Order

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

Three's Company

A Friend in Need

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Three's Company

Hearts and Flowers

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

Three's Company

Urban Plowboy

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Three's Company

Critic's Choice

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Three's Company

Jack's 10

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Three's Company

Doctor in the House

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Older Women

Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raybert

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Season's Greetings

A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tissues

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Breakup Tape

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk to Your Daughter

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Vote for Debra

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Six Years

Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Call Me Mom

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mother's Day

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Sanford & Son

Camping Trip

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Sanford & Son

California Crude

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.

Sanford & Son

The Stakeout

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Sanford & Son

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Sanford & Son

The Winning Ticket

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Sanford and Son

Committee Man

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Sanford and Son

Fred's Extra Job

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Sanford and Son

Carol

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther Has a Baby

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Sanford and Son

Here Today, Gone Today

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther Meets Her Son

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Gong

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Sanford and Son

Fred Meets Redd

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Night Court

Bull Gets a Kid

The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Night Court

Harry on Trial

Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.

Night Court

Harry and the Madam

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Night Court

Inside Harry Stone

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Night Court

The Blizzard

A paralyzing snowstorm leaves Harry stranded in the courthouse with a group of lunatics.

Night Court

Take My Wife, Please

Mac marries a Vietnamese woman who has been threatened with deportation.

Night Court

The Birthday Visitor

Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.

Night Court

Dan's Parents

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Night Court

Nuts About Harry

Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.

Night Court

An Old Flame

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Night Court

The Gypsy

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

Night Court

The Battling Bailiff

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Night Court

Billie's Valentine

Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.

Night Court

Married Alive

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Night Court

Mac and Quon Le: Together Again

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Night Court

World War III

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bigger Person

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The First Time

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Cult

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Counseling

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Two and a Half Men

Camel Filters and Pheremones

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Two and a Half Men

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.