IFC Schedule

Committee Man

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

The Winning Ticket

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Turkey or Fish

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Jack in the Flower Shop

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

Home Movies

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

The Rivals

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

The Baby Sitters

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

The Gift

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Three's Christmas

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Janet's High School Sweetheart

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Jack's Uncle

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

The Stakeout

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

California Crude

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.

The Hawaiian Connection

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

The Hawaiian Connection

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

The Hawaiian Connection

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Camping Trip

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Sergeant Gork

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

The Marion Kind

Peter (Dick Martin) steals Luther's girlfriend for the second time in 37 years.

The Marion Kind

Christine tries to reconcile Luther with the friend (Dick Martin) who stole his girlfriend 37 years ago.

Dauber Graduates

Dauber finally graduates and Hayden hires him to coach, but Dauber wants a change.

Christmas Brains

Hayden spends Christmas with Kelly, Stuart and the Rosebrocks.

When Hayden Met Christine

Hayden reminisces about the night he and Christine first met.

Men Don't Heal

Hayden is persuaded to attend a self-help group after his breakup with Christine.

Cabin Fever

Hayden braces for the prospect of losing Christine when she comes to get her things; Luther may become his new neighbor.

The Iceman Goeth

Despite his team's important victory, Hayden remains depressed over his breakup with Christine but gets some comfort from an unlikely source.

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

A Job for Robert

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Debra's Parents

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Boys' Therapy

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Ally's F

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

P.T. & A

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Angry Sex

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Golf for It

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

The Mentor

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.

Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?