IFC TV Schedule

Thu, Jul 9 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Baby, It's Cold Inside

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Thu, Jul 9 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Itching for Trouble

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Thu, Jul 9 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Forget Me Not

Jack feigns amnesia after wrecking Janet's car.

Thu, Jul 9 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Tattoo

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

Thu, Jul 9 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack Takes Off

Jack agrees to pose in the nude for an art class.

Thu, Jul 9 9:00 AM

Three's Company

The Heiress

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Thu, Jul 9 9:30 AM

Three's Company

Cupid Works Overtime

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

Thu, Jul 9 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Friends and Lovers

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Thu, Jul 9 10:30 AM

Three's Company

Friends and Lovers

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

Thu, Jul 9 11:00 AM

Three's Company

A Man About the House

Chrissy and Janet try to convince their landlord that their new male roommate is gay.

Thu, Jul 9 11:30 AM

Three's Company

And Mother Makes Four

Chrissy's mother visits for the first time since Jack moved in with the girls.

Thu, Jul 9 12:00 PM

Three's Company

It's Only Money

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Thu, Jul 9 12:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack the Giant Killer

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

Thu, Jul 9 1:00 PM

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Thu, Jul 9 3:15 PM

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Thu, Jul 9 5:30 PM

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

After they uncover evidence of fraud within their company, two novice insurance accountants try to hide the fact that their boss has been murdered when they are summoned to his home for the weekend.

Thu, Jul 9 7:45 PM

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Thu, Jul 9 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Thank You Notes

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Thu, Jul 9 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Home From School

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

Thu, Jul 9 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Misery Loves Company

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Thu, Jul 9 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Contractor

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

Fri, Jul 10 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Fri, Jul 10 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Fri, Jul 10 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Fri, Jul 10 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Fri, Jul 10 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Fri, Jul 10 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Fri, Jul 10 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Fri, Jul 10 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Prostitutes and Gelato

Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Fri, Jul 10 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Fri, Jul 10 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Fri, Jul 10 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Fri, Jul 10 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Fri, Jul 10 6:00 AM

Back to School (1986)

An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.

Fri, Jul 10 8:00 AM

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Fri, Jul 10 10:15 AM

Night Court

Dan, the Walking Time Bomb

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Fri, Jul 10 10:45 AM

Back to School (1986)

An earthy self-made man (Rodney Dangerfield) divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son's (Keith Gordon) college.

Fri, Jul 10 12:45 PM

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

After they uncover evidence of fraud within their company, two novice insurance accountants try to hide the fact that their boss has been murdered when they are summoned to his home for the weekend.

Fri, Jul 10 3:00 PM

Black Sheep (1996)

To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).

Fri, Jul 10 5:00 PM

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.

Fri, Jul 10 7:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Fri, Jul 10 10:00 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 11 12:15 AM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sat, Jul 11 2:30 AM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Sat, Jul 11 5:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Death of Some Salesmen

A salesman cons the wrong family; with Tim Curry, Ed Begley Jr., Yvonne DeCarlo.

Sat, Jul 11 5:41 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Dig That Cat ... He's Real Gone

A bum (Joe Pantoliano), given nine lives by a mad scientist, grows fearful as he approaches his final one.

Sat, Jul 11 6:22 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Dead Right

A greedy woman (Demi Moore) marries on a seer's advice; with Jeffrey Tambor.

Sat, Jul 11 7:04 AM

Tales From the Crypt

People Who Live in Brass Hearses

A convict plots revenge on a man who put him away; with Bill Paxton, Lainie Kazan, Brad Dourif.

Sat, Jul 11 7:45 AM

Tales From the Crypt

The Thing From the Grave

Revenge is in store when an idyllic affair between a photographer and his model is ruined by another suitor.

Sat, Jul 11 8:16 AM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Sat, Jul 11 11:00 AM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Sat, Jul 11 1:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Jul 11 4:00 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 11 6:15 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Sat, Jul 11 9:00 PM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sat, Jul 11 11:15 PM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Sun, Jul 12 1:45 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Sun, Jul 12 4:00 AM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 12 6:30 AM

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Sun, Jul 12 9:30 AM

SisterS

Lonely Hunter

Suze and Sare reconnect during a road trip, but tensions rise as the wedding approaches.

Sun, Jul 12 10:05 AM

SisterS

Take Me to Church

Sare's chaotic wedding day leads to shocking revelations, and Suze steps up to support her sister.

Sun, Jul 12 10:40 AM

The Three Stooges

I'll Never Heil Again

The boys battle fascists.

Sun, Jul 12 10:50 AM

The Three Stooges

I'm a Monkey's Uncle

The caveman boys meet cavewomen.

Sun, Jul 12 11:00 AM

Night Court

Russkie Business

Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.

Sun, Jul 12 11:30 AM

Night Court

Jung and the Restless

Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.

Sun, Jul 12 12:00 PM

Night Court

Top Judge

Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sun, Jul 12 12:30 PM

Night Court

Mac's Millions

Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.

Sun, Jul 12 1:00 PM

The Guardian (2006)

A trainer (Kevin Costner) in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit (Ashton Kutcher) into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait.

Sun, Jul 12 4:15 PM

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Sun, Jul 12 7:15 PM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 12 9:45 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Mon, Jul 13 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter on the Couch

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Mon, Jul 13 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Liars

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Mon, Jul 13 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Surprise Party

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

Mon, Jul 13 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bird

The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.

Mon, Jul 13 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jazz Records

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

Mon, Jul 13 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra at the Lodge

Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.

Mon, Jul 13 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Slave

Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.

Mon, Jul 13 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Whose Side Are You On?

Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

Mon, Jul 13 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Mon, Jul 13 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Mon, Jul 13 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Security

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Mon, Jul 13 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ingrate

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Mon, Jul 13 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Mon, Jul 13 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Mon, Jul 13 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Mon, Jul 13 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Mon, Jul 13 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Mentor

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Mon, Jul 13 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf for It

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Mon, Jul 13 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Mon, Jul 13 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Mon, Jul 13 10:00 AM

Coach

Is It Hot Here, or Is It Me?

Hayden and the gang arrive in Florida where he will coach the Orlando Breakers, a pro team.

Mon, Jul 13 10:30 AM

Coach

Is It Hot Here, or Is It Me?

After offending the city, Hayden must win the opening game to redeem himself.

Mon, Jul 13 11:00 AM

Coach

Fool for Lunch

Luther becomes an unwitting romance machine when he moves into a retirement village.

Mon, Jul 13 11:30 AM

Coach

She's Having Our Baby

The Foxes find a pregnant woman looking for an adoptive couple.

Mon, Jul 13 12:00 PM

Coach

She's Having Our Baby

Hayden and Christine meet the pregnant woman (A.J. Langer) who wants to find a couple to adopt her baby.

Mon, Jul 13 12:30 PM

Coach

Bo Knows

Hayden learns a lesson about personal relationships when he tries to recruit a new player (Christopher Duncan).

Mon, Jul 13 1:00 PM

Coach

Coach's Cornered

Doris replaces the host of the Breakers postgame show with Christine.

Mon, Jul 13 1:30 PM

Coach

Turtle World

Luther gets a tip about buying Orlando's next big tourist attraction -- Turtle World.

Mon, Jul 13 2:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes African

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Mon, Jul 13 2:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Watts Side Story

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Mon, Jul 13 3:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Infernal Triangle

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Mon, Jul 13 3:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Pops 'n' Pals

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Mon, Jul 13 4:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home for the Aged

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Mon, Jul 13 4:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Pot Luck

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Mon, Jul 13 5:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Kid

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

Mon, Jul 13 5:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Rated X

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Mon, Jul 13 6:00 PM

Three's Company

No Children, No Dogs

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

Mon, Jul 13 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Roper's Niece

Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.

Mon, Jul 13 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack Looks for a Job

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Mon, Jul 13 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Date

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Mon, Jul 13 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Strange Bedfellows

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

Mon, Jul 13 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Ground Rules

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Mon, Jul 13 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Janet's Promotion

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Mon, Jul 13 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Roper's Car

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Mon, Jul 13 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Sex

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Mon, Jul 13 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

P.T. & A

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Mon, Jul 13 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's F

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

Mon, Jul 13 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boys' Therapy

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Parents

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Tue, Jul 14 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Job for Robert

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Lamont as Othello

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Libra Rising All Over Lamont

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Presenting the Three Degrees

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 AM

Sanford and Son

This Little TV Went to Market

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Is That You?

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Superflyer

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Engagement

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 AM

Sanford and Son

The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 AM

Sanford and Son

A House Is Not a Poolroom

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Grady, the Star Boarder

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Wine, Women and Aunt Esther

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

Tue, Jul 14 12:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 PM

Sanford and Son

This Land Is Whose Land?

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 PM

Night Court

Fire

A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 PM

Night Court

Harry and the Tramp

Harry (Harry Anderson) is shocked to learn that his date (guest star Wendy Schaal) is a former porn star. Bobbi Jo Latham also guest stars.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 PM

Night Court

Educating Rhoda

A bungling bailiff trainee (guest star Denny Dillon) lets a psychotic mental patient (guest star Nana Visitor) escape.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 PM

Night Court

The Last Temptation of Mac

An ill-timed clench with another woman (Renee Jones) throws Mac's (Charlie Robinson) Thanksgiving into chaos. With Denice Kumagai.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 PM

Night Court

The Law Club

Dan's admission into a prestigious law club hinges on Christine's reaction to his sponsor's advances.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 PM

Night Court

Night Court of the Living Dead

Christine (Markie Post), declared dead by a computer, is relegated to assisting her replacement. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 PM

Night Court

The Night Court Before Christmas

Roz (Marsha Warfield) faces Christmas in jail after defying a mean-spirited toy magnate (Jordan Charney). John Astin guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 PM

Night Court

Mental Giant

Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 PM

Night Court

Rock-a-bye Baby

Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 PM

Night Court

Clip Show

Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 PM

Night Court

Clip Show

A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 PM

Night Court

The Trouble Is Not in Your Set

The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 PM

Night Court

The Game Show

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 AM

Night Court

This Old Man

The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 AM

Night Court

Strange Bedfellows

When Harry (Harry Anderson) finally meets Mel Torme, he gives his idol the flu. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 AM

Night Court

From Snoop to Nuts

Christine (Markie Post) is suspicious when Harry (Harry Anderson) secretly takes part in a government sting operation. John Astin guest stars.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 AM

Night Court

From Snoop to Nuts

Harry's (Harry Anderson) sting operation is successful; potential killers run loose in the courthouse. John Astin guest stars as Buddy Ryan.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 AM

Night Court

Pen Pal

Roz (Marsha Warfield) falls for Christine's (Markie Post) convict pen pal, unaware that he escaped while on furlough. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 AM

Night Court

Not My Type

Christine (Markie Post) reluctantly agrees to be Art's date for the Buffalo Lodge Ball. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 AM

Night Court

Yet Another Day in the Life

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 AM

Night Court

Life With Buddy

Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 AM

Night Court

If I Were a Rich Man

Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 15 10:30 AM

Night Court

The Cop and the Lady

Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 11:00 AM

Night Court

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King

Harry celebrates his favorite holiday, Halloween, by pulling ghoulish pranks on the night court staff.

Wed, Jul 15 11:30 AM

Night Court

Blue Suede Bull

Dan (John Larroquette) returns a favor from Bull (Richard Moll) by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love. Denny Dillon guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 PM

Night Court

For Love or Money

Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 PM

Night Court

Auntie Maim

Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 PM

Night Court

Branded

Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 PM

Night Court

Branded

Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Night Out

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Helen's Job

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Alone Together

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 PM

Three's Company

Cyrano de Tripper

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Stanley Casanova

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Uncle

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Janet's High School Sweetheart

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Three's Christmas

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Gift

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Baby Sitters

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Rivals

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Home Movies

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack in the Flower Shop

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Navy Pal

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Will the Real Jack Tripper ...

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Days of Beer and Weeds

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Wed, Jul 15 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Wed, Jul 15 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Wed, Jul 15 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey or Fish

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Thu, Jul 16 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Thu, Jul 16 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Thu, Jul 16 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Thu, Jul 16 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Thu, Jul 16 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Thu, Jul 16 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Thu, Jul 16 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Thu, Jul 16 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

Thu, Jul 16 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

Thu, Jul 16 6:00 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy Come Home

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Thu, Jul 16 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Bird Song

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Thu, Jul 16 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Thu, Jul 16 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Good Old Reliable Janet

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Double Date

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy and the Guru

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Thu, Jul 16 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Love Diary

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Thu, Jul 16 9:30 AM

Three's Company

The Fast

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Helen's Rendezvous

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 AM

Three's Company

My Sister's Keeper

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 AM

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 PM

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 PM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Thu, Jul 16 2:45 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Thu, Jul 16 7:45 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Fri, Jul 17 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Fri, Jul 17 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Fri, Jul 17 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Fri, Jul 17 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Fri, Jul 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Fri, Jul 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

Fri, Jul 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Devil's Lube

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Fri, Jul 17 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thank God for Scoliosis

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Fri, Jul 17 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Fri, Jul 17 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

Fri, Jul 17 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 AM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Fri, Jul 17 8:15 AM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Fri, Jul 17 10:30 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Fri, Jul 17 12:45 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 PM

The Karate Kid Part II (1986)

Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jul 17 8:45 PM

Road House (1989)

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Fri, Jul 17 11:30 PM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:30 AM

Major League II (1994)

Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.

Sat, Jul 18 5:00 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Well-Cooked Hams

A no-talent magician kills a fellow magician to take over his act.

Sat, Jul 18 5:40 AM

Tales From the Crypt

The Assassin

A homemaker finds herself under siege by a group of CIA operatives. Starring Shelley Hack, Corey Feldman, Jonathan Banks, Marshall Teague and Chelsea Field.

Sat, Jul 18 6:13 AM

Tales From the Crypt

Split Personality

A con man (Joe Pesci) must make good on a promise to marry twin sisters. With Kristen Amber and Burt Young.

Sat, Jul 18 6:55 AM

Tales From the Crypt

What's Cookin'?

Tasty new steaks are the key to a local diner's success. With Christopher Reeve, Judd Nelson, Meat Loaf and Bess Armstrong.

Sat, Jul 18 7:36 AM

Tales From the Crypt

As Ye Sow

A husband hires a hit man; with Hector Elizondo, Sam Waterston, Patsy Kensit; director Kyle MacLachlan.

Sat, Jul 18 8:18 AM

Road House (1989)

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Sat, Jul 18 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Pardon My Scotch

The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.

Sat, Jul 18 11:05 AM

The Three Stooges

Pop Goes the Easel

The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.

Sat, Jul 18 11:15 AM

Night Court

Attack of the Mac Snacks

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sat, Jul 18 11:45 AM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sat, Jul 18 5:30 PM

Hot Shots! (1991)

A top-gun pilot (Charlie Sheen) keeps up with his rival (Cary Elwes) and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend (Valeria Golino).

Sat, Jul 18 7:30 PM

Major League II (1994)

Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.

Sat, Jul 18 10:00 PM

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Swordsmen Aramis (Charlie Sheen), Athos (Kiefer Sutherland), Porthos and D'Artagnan (Chris O'Donnell) foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king.

Sun, Jul 19 12:30 AM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Sun, Jul 19 2:45 AM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 AM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 AM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 10:15 AM

Night Court

Passion Plundered

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Sun, Jul 19 10:45 AM

Night Court

Amour or Less

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Sun, Jul 19 11:15 AM

Night Court

Razing Bull

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Sun, Jul 19 11:45 AM

Groundhog Day (1993)

February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman (Bill Murray) sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.

Sun, Jul 19 2:15 PM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 PM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 PM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 9:45 PM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Luther's new companion in the wake of his dog's death floors Hayden.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Meddling Hayden tries to persuade Luther to stop dating Doris.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

When the Burleighs visit the Foxes, Hayden learns Howard is keeping a secret.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

Howard is fired from his job at Minnesota State and looks to Hayden for a job with the Breakers.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 PM

Coach

The Tight End

Hayden and the Breakers play the last game of the season on ``Monday Night Football.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 PM

Coach

Nice Guys Get Cut

Hayden faces a difficult decision when he must make room for new recruits.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 PM

Coach

Her Boyfriend's Back

The father (Noah Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's (A.J. Langer) life.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 PM

Coach

The Gardener

Hayden confronts the gardener (Tim Conway) when his backyard plants start to die.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Fred's Cheating Heart

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Party Crasher

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes Karate

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Way to Lamont's Heart

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 PM

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 PM

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 AM

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The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 AM

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Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 AM

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T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 AM

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Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 AM

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Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 AM

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The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 AM

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The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 AM

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The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 AM

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The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 AM

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Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 AM

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The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Surprise Party

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 AM

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Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 AM

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Ol' Brown Eyes

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 AM

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Grady and His Lady

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 AM

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There'll Be Some Changes Made

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 AM

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Going Out of Business

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 AM

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Home Sweet Home

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 AM

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My Kingdom for a Horse

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 AM

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Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 AM

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Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 AM

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Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 AM

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Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 PM

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A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 PM

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The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 PM

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Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 PM

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The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 PM

Night Court

Futureman

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 PM

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Wedding Bell Blues

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 PM

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 PM

Night Court

The Talk Show

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 PM

Night Court

Melvin and Harold

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 PM

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 PM

Night Court

I Said Dance!

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 PM

Night Court

My Three Dads

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 PM

Night Court

Still Another Day in the Life

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 PM

Night Court

A Closer Look

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 PM

Night Court

The Blues of the Birth

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 PM

Night Court

When Harry Met Margaret

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 PM

Night Court

Can't Buy Me Love

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 PM

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 PM

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Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 PM

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The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 PM

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Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 PM

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Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

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