The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
In 1973, a young group of travelers taking a road trip wanders into a farmhouse belonging to a family of cannibals.
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A killer stalks North Carolina teens (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe) who disposed of an auto accident's live victim.
Terror strikes when a group of misfit high-school students discovers an ancient death whistle.
A group of small town High School students, including an introverted photographer and a drug dealer, begin to suspect something's off with their teachers. They realize that the faculty is under the control of mind-controlling alien parasites.
The owner (Stephen Macht) of an ancient mill hires a drifter (David Andrews) to rid the basement of rats.
Trapped townspeople (Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Laurie Holden) face monsters inside and out after a supernatural fog engulfs their Maine community.
A man who specializes in debunking paranormal occurrences checks into the fabled room 1408 in the Dolphin Hotel. Soon after settling in, he confronts genuine terror.
An elderly Gypsy king's (Michael Constantine) weight-loss curse prompts an obese lawyer (Robert John Burke) to call in a mob boss's (Joe Mantegna) debt.
A writer goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife and clairvoyant son at a snowbound Colorado hotel.
An author (James Caan) recovers from an accident, nursed by a twisted fan (Kathy Bates) who insists he write a new book just for her.
Tormented by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother (Julianne Moore), an awkward teenager (Chloë Grace Moretz) unleashes her hidden, telekinetic powers after a sick prank at her senior prom pushes her over the edge.
When a gawky teen (Keith Gordon) restores a 1958 Plymouth Fury, the car takes on a life of its own and begins terrorizing those in its way.
While searching for his missing sister, a young man (Jared Padalecki) and a group of student revelers encounter a hockey-masked killer and his razor-sharp machete at the ruins of Camp Crystal Lake.
Teens are caught in the middle of a battle between the razor-clawed Freddy and the masked killer Jason.
The masked killer awakens in 2455 and stalks a professor and a group of students aboard a spacecraft.
Slasher Jason (Kane Hodder) survives a SWAT team attack and returns to destroy all blood kin, who are his only mortal threat.
Mrs. Voorhees' son Jason is waiting when another load of teens (Amy Steel, John Furey, Adrienne King) tries to make a buck at Camp Crystal.
Killer Jason terrorizes teens (Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka, Tracie Savage) and a biker gang.
Hockey-masked Jason goes after another batch of teens (Kimberly Beck, Peter Barton, Corey Feldman) at Crystal Lake.
Teenage Tommy (Thom Mathews) meets masked-killer Jason, brought back by a lightning bolt at the lake.
A psychic teen's (Lar Park Lincoln) psychiatrist (Terry Kiser) sends her and her mother (Susan Blu) to Crystal Lake, home of hockey-masked Jason.
The reopening of Camp Crystal Lake spells murder and mayhem for a group of sexually promiscuous counselors.
While searching for his missing sister, a young man (Jared Padalecki) and a group of student revelers encounter a hockey-masked killer and his razor-sharp machete at the ruins of Camp Crystal Lake.
Teens are caught in the middle of a battle between the razor-clawed Freddy and the masked killer Jason.
In 1977 a live television broadcast goes horribly wrong, unleashing evil into the nation's living rooms.
Halfway Horrible
A businessman kills a friend; with Clancy Brown, Cheech Marin.
The Reluctant Vampire
A vampire seeks out fresh victims; with George Wendt, Malcolm McDowell.
Collection Completed
A childless woman (Audra Lindley) lavishes affection on her pets.
Yellow
A general disciplines his lieutenant son; with Kirk Douglas, Eric Douglas, Dan Aykroyd; director Robert Zemeckis.
Came the Dawn
A beautiful thief (Brooke Shields) falls for a rich man (Perry King).
Creep Course
A girl is tricked into becoming the sacrifice to an ancient mummy. With Anthony Michael Hall and Nina Siemaszko.
Maniac at Large
A librarian fears a serial killer; with Blythe Danner, Adam Ant, Clarence Williams III; director John Frankenheimer.
The Third Pig
The Big Bad Wolf eats two foolish pigs and frames the third. Animated.
Cutting Cards
Rival gamblers (Lance Henriksen, Kevin Tighe) play for high stakes; director Walter Hill.
Seance
A greedy couple plan to use the ghost of a widower to convince his wife to hand over the family fortune.
For Cryin' Out Loud
A shady man (Lee Arenberg) promotes a benefit concert; with Katey Sagal, Sam Kinison.
A detective (Danny Glover) with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner (Mel Gibson) with a death wish.
An accountant (Joe Pesci) leads a wild detective (Mel Gibson) and his cautious partner (Danny Glover) to a South African diplomat running drugs.
A detective (Danny Glover) with a family hunts drug smugglers with his new partner, a loner (Mel Gibson) with a death wish.
An accountant (Joe Pesci) leads a wild detective (Mel Gibson) and his cautious partner (Danny Glover) to a South African diplomat running drugs.
Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
The Tenth Anniversary
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
Hackidu
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Wallpaper
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
Meant to Be
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
Pet Cemetery
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
The Author
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
The Walk to the Door
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Young Girl
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
Shirley Burleigh, Girlie Friday
Howard's wife, Shirley (Georgia Engel), comes to work in the athletic department and drives him crazy.
Rizzendough Rendezvous
Hayden's enthusiasm for fundraising threatens Luther's romance with wealthy widow Mrs. Rizzendough (Priscilla Morrill).
Love Me Tender
Luther reveals his true feelins for Christine following a close brush with death.
The Bachelor Party
Johnny Unitas, Dick Butkus and Bubba Smith upset Luther when they host Hayden's bachelor party.
Dresswreckers
Christine's plans for a perfect wedding go from bad to worse after Luther sets her wedding dress on fire.
Vows
Hayden and Christine travel to her family's home in Kentucky to marry.
The Patriot Bowl
Hayden's Screaming Eagles win a spot in the first-ever Patriot Bowl game played under wintry conditions in Valley Forge.
My True Love Gave to Me ...
A misunderstanding interrupts Christmas when Hayden's present for Christine is switched with Dauber's present for Judy.
Camping Trip
Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.
The Hawaiian Connection
Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.
The Hawaiian Connection
While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.
The Hawaiian Connection
Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.
California Crude
When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.
The Stakeout
Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.
I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz
To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.
The Winning Ticket
Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.
Roper's Niece
Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.
Jack Looks for a Job
Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.
Chrissy's Date
Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.
Strange Bedfellows
Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.
Ground Rules
Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.
Janet's Promotion
The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.
Roper's Car
Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.
Chrissy's Night Out
Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.
The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.
What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
Committee Man
Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.
Fred's Extra Job
Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.
Carol
A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.
Aunt Esther Has a Baby
Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.
Here Today, Gone Today
Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.
Aunt Esther Meets Her Son
Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.
Sanford and Gong
Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.
Fred Meets Redd
Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.
The Defiant One
Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.
A Matter of Silence
Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.
When John Comes Marching Home
Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.
The Reverend Sanford
Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.
The Will
Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.
Fred the Activist
Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.
The Lucky Streak
Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.
Funny, You Don't Look It
Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.
Fred Sings the Blues
Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.
School Daze
Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.
The Glasnost Menagerie
Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.
I Said Dance!
Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.
My Three Dads
Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.
Still Another Day in the Life
The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.
A Closer Look
Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.
The Blues of the Birth
Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).
A Family Affair
Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.
A Family Affair
Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.
When Harry Met Margaret
Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.
Can't Buy Me Love
Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.
Death Takes a Halloween
Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Crossroads
In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.
Day Court
A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
Camel Filters and Pheremones
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
That Was Saliva, Alan
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
West Side Story
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
A Night Court at the Opera
Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.
Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore
A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.
Jail Bait
Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.
It's Just a Joke
An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.
Bringing Down Baby
An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.
Presumed Insolvent
A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.
Mama Was a Rolling Stone
Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.
Attachments Included
Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.
Alone Again, Naturally
Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.
Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta
Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.
To Sleep, No More
Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.
With a Little Help From My Friends
Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.
Mac Takes a Vocation
Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.
Harry's Fifteen Minutes
A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.
Fools Rush In
Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.
Fools Rush In
Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.
Helen's Job
Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.
Alone Together
Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.
Cyrano de Tripper
Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.
Stanley Casanova
Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.
Jack's Uncle
Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.
Janet's High School Sweetheart
Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.
Three's Christmas
The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.
The Gift
Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.
The Baby Sitters
Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.
The Rivals
Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.
Home Movies
Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.
Jack in the Flower Shop
Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.
Jack's Navy Pal
The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.
Will the Real Jack Tripper ...
A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.
Days of Beer and Weeds
Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.
Chrissy Come Home
Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
Bad News From the Clinic
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
Bird Song
The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.
Coffee, Tea or Jack?
An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.
Good Old Reliable Janet
Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.
Double Date
Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.
Chrissy and the Guru
A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.
Love Diary
Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.
The Fast
Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.
Helen's Rendezvous
Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.
I'm a Monkey's Uncle
The caveman boys meet cavewomen.
They Stooge to Conga
The trio encounters Nazis; guest Lloyd Bridges.
Heavyweight champ Apollo Creed gives Philadelphia club fighter Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) a title shot.
Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed.
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Season's Greetings
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.
A Lungful of Alan
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
Heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa trains in Siberia for a match against the Soviet fighter who killed Apollo Creed. In front of a ferocious Russian crowd, he fights for one final showdown.
Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.
Heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa trains in Siberia for a match against the Soviet fighter who killed Apollo Creed. In front of a ferocious Russian crowd, he fights for one final showdown.
Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.
Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland.
A cool teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend (Mia Sara), his buddy (Alan Ruck) and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father.
A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.
A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.
A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.
The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).
A cool teen (Matthew Broderick) plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend (Mia Sara), his buddy (Alan Ruck) and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father.
A Guy Named Phantom
The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.
A Guy Named Phantom
Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.
My Life as a Dog Lawyer
Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.
Puppy Love
Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.
Pop Goes the Question
Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.
Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?
Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).
Looking for Mr. Shannon
Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.
Teacher's Pet
Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.
Back to the Woods
Lawbreakers in England, the Stooges are sent by the government to the new colonies to help fight the ``red man savage.``
Beer Barrel Polecats
The boys sell illegal brew to a cop.
A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.
A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.
A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.
The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).
Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.
Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.
Boobs in Arms
The boys unwittingly enlist in the Army.
Booby Dupes
The boys decide they are the world's best fishermen.
The System Works
Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.
Get Me to the Roof on Time
Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.
Santa on the Lam
On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.
Shave and a Haircut
Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.
A New York Story
Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.
Bluto (John Belushi), Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College.
Oddballs (Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray) and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship.
Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
The Commercial
Hayden and Christine are cast as a couple for a television coffee commercial.
The Commercial
Hayden becomes jealous when people mistake Christine's co-star in the coffee commercials for her real-life boyfriend.
Buzzy Money
Hayden is thrilled when Kelly receives a large check from her ex-husband, until he learns her plans for the money.
Vegas Odds
Hayden and Christine impulsively decide to get married while spending the weekend with Luther in Las Vegas.
The Burden of the Burleighs
Hayden and Christine are driven crazy when Howard (Ken Kimmins) and Shirley (Georgia Engel) decide to become their best friends.
The Bigger They Are ...
One of Hayden's former football players is forced into early retirement because of a surprising medical problem.
Luthario
Luther begins questioning the relationship when his romance with Lorraine (Elinor Donahue) heats up.
Dirty Tricks
Judy (Pam Stone) threatens to quit coaching at Minnesota State when Hayden plays one last practical joke on her during an important ceremony.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.
Happy Birthday, Pop
Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.
Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.
The Copper Caper
Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.
A Matter of Life and Breath
When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.
We Were Robbed
Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.
The Older Woman
Jack falls in love with an older woman.
Stanley's Hotline
Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.
The Harder They Fall
Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.
The Best Laid Plans
Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.
Jack Moves Out
Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.
The Anniversary Surprise
Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.
Triangle Troubles
Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.
The Bake-Off
Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
A Pad for Lamont
Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.
The Great Sanford Siege
Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.
Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.
The Barracuda
Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.
TV or Not TV
Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.
The Suitcase Case
When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.
The Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.
The Piano Movers
Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.
By the Numbers
After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.
Whiplash
Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.
The Dowry
Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.
Jealousy
Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.
Tooth or Consequences
When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.
The Card Sharps
Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.
Have Gun, Will Sell
A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.
The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.
The Shootout
Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.
Blood Is Thicker Than Junk
Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.
Undressed for Success
Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.
Poker? I Hardly Know Her
Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.
Party Girl
Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.
Party Girl
Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.
To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love
Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.
P.S. Do I Know You?
Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.
Opportunity Knock Knocks
Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.
The 1992 Boat Show
Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.
All You Need Is Love
Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.
Santa Goes Downtown
The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.
The Former Harry Stone
Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
It Was Mame, Mom
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
The Vacation Episode
Comedian Adam Ray celebrates the classic sitcom vacation episode with hilarious real-life clips featuring beach disasters, lake wipeouts, zip-line falls, camping mishaps, hotel hijinks, and winter sports gone wrong.
The Workplace Comedy
Comedian Adam Ray clocks in for a hilarious look at the TV workplace comedy with real-life clips featuring incompetent bosses, laughable pranks, wild parties, office blunders and slacker co-workers who take doing nothing to a whole new level.
Welcome Back, Mama
Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.
Eye of the Beholder
Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.
Death Threat
Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.
Once in Love With Harry
A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.
Quadrangle of Love
Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.
Wonder Drug
Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.
Some Like It Hot
A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.
Harry and the Rock Star
Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.
Bull's Baby
Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.
Hi Honey, I'm Home
The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.
The Nun
An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.
Daddy for the Defense
A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.
Billie and the Cat
A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.
Pick a Number
After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.
Moving On
The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.
Stanley, the Ladies' Man
Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.
Jack on the Lam
Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.
Love Thy Neighbor
Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.
The New Landlord
The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.
Snow Job
Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.
A Camping We Will Go
The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.
Jack the Ripper
Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.
The Lifesaver
A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.
Chrissy's Hospitality
Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.
Old Folks at Home
The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.
The Loan Shark
Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.
The Love Barge
Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.
Ralph's Rival
Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.
A Black Letter Day
A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.
The Reverend Steps Out
Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.