Comedy Central Schedule

Family Guy

Must Love Dogs

2025-07-07 21:30:00 PST - 2025-07-07 22:00:00 PST

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Family Guy

80's Guy

2025-07-07 22:00:00 PST - 2025-07-07 22:30:00 PST

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

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Tweek vs. Craig

2025-07-07 22:30:00 PST - 2025-07-07 23:00:00 PST

The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

South Park

Jakovasaurs

2025-07-07 23:00:00 PST - 2025-07-07 23:30:00 PST

While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

South Park

Sexual Harassment Panda

2025-07-07 23:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 00:00:00 PST

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

South Park

Cat Orgy

2025-07-08 00:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 00:30:00 PST

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.

South Park

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

2025-07-08 00:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 01:00:00 PST

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

South Park

Jewbilee

2025-07-08 01:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 01:30:00 PST

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

South Park

Chinpoko Mon

2025-07-08 01:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 02:00:00 PST

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

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2025-07-08 02:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 02:30:00 PST

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2025-07-08 03:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 03:30:00 PST

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2025-07-08 03:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 04:00:00 PST

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Futurama

Love & Rocket

2025-07-08 04:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 04:24:00 PST

Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.

Futurama

Leela's Homeworld

2025-07-08 04:24:00 PST - 2025-07-08 04:48:00 PST

Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.

Futurama

Where the Buggalo Roam

2025-07-08 04:48:00 PST - 2025-07-08 05:12:00 PST

Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.

Futurama

A Pharaoh to Remember

2025-07-08 05:12:00 PST - 2025-07-08 05:36:00 PST

After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.

Futurama

Godfellas

2025-07-08 05:36:00 PST - 2025-07-08 06:00:00 PST

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

Futurama

Future Stock

2025-07-08 06:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 06:35:00 PST

A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.

Futurama

A Leela of Her Own

2025-07-08 06:35:00 PST - 2025-07-08 07:10:00 PST

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

South Park

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

2025-07-08 07:10:00 PST - 2025-07-08 07:45:00 PST

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

South Park

Red Badge of Gayness

2025-07-08 07:45:00 PST - 2025-07-08 08:15:00 PST

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

South Park

The Brown Noise

2025-07-08 08:15:00 PST - 2025-07-08 08:50:00 PST

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

South Park

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

2025-07-08 08:50:00 PST - 2025-07-08 09:25:00 PST

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

South Park

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

2025-07-08 09:25:00 PST - 2025-07-08 10:00:00 PST

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

South Park

Quintuplets 2000

2025-07-08 10:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 10:30:00 PST

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

South Park

Timmy 2000

2025-07-08 10:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 11:00:00 PST

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

South Park

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

2025-07-08 11:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 11:30:00 PST

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

South Park

Cherokee Hair Tampons

2025-07-08 11:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 12:00:00 PST

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

South Park

Chef Goes Nanners

2025-07-08 12:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 12:30:00 PST

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

South Park

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

2025-07-08 12:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 13:00:00 PST

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

South Park

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

2025-07-08 13:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 13:30:00 PST

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

South Park

Probably

2025-07-08 13:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 14:00:00 PST

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

Family Guy

Brief Encounter

2025-07-08 14:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 14:30:00 PST

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Family Guy

Cootie & the Blowhard

2025-07-08 14:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 15:00:00 PST

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Family Guy

Peterschmidt Manor

2025-07-08 15:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 15:30:00 PST

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Family Guy

The Birthday Bootlegger

2025-07-08 15:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 16:00:00 PST

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

Family Guy

Stewie's First Word

2025-07-08 16:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 16:30:00 PST

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Family Guy

The Talented Mr. Stewie

2025-07-08 16:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 17:00:00 PST

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Family Guy

Boys & Squirrels

2025-07-08 17:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 17:30:00 PST

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

Family Guy

La Famiglia Guy

2025-07-08 17:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 18:00:00 PST

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Family Guy

LASIK Instinct

2025-07-08 18:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 18:30:00 PST

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

Family Guy

Rock Hard

2025-07-08 18:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 19:00:00 PST

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Family Guy

Must Love Dogs

2025-07-08 19:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 19:30:00 PST

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

Family Guy

80's Guy

2025-07-08 19:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 20:00:00 PST

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

The Daily Show

2025-07-08 20:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 20:35:00 PST

Family Guy

Brief Encounter

2025-07-08 20:35:00 PST - 2025-07-08 21:02:00 PST

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Family Guy

Cootie & the Blowhard

2025-07-08 21:02:00 PST - 2025-07-08 21:30:00 PST

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

Family Guy

Peterschmidt Manor

2025-07-08 21:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 22:00:00 PST

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Family Guy

The Birthday Bootlegger

2025-07-08 22:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 22:30:00 PST

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

South Park

Pip

2025-07-08 22:30:00 PST - 2025-07-08 23:00:00 PST

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' ``Great Expectations.``

South Park

4th Grade

2025-07-08 23:00:00 PST - 2025-07-08 23:30:00 PST

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

South Park

Trapper Keeper

2025-07-08 23:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 00:00:00 PST

A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.

South Park

Helen Keller: The Musical

2025-07-09 00:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 00:30:00 PST

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

South Park

Fat Camp

2025-07-09 00:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 01:00:00 PST

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

South Park

Wacky Molestation Adventure

2025-07-09 01:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 01:30:00 PST

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

South Park

It Hits the Fan

2025-07-09 01:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 02:00:00 PST

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

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A.I. Passive Income?

2025-07-09 02:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 03:00:00 PST

John Crestani reveals how his students make millions from A.I. and affiliate marketing.

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Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health

2025-07-09 03:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 04:00:00 PST

Prosvent is a doctor formulated blend of rejuvenating herbs and nutrients that help protect overall prostate health.

Futurama

The 30% Iron Chef

2025-07-09 04:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 04:24:00 PST

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

Futurama

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

2025-07-09 04:24:00 PST - 2025-07-09 04:48:00 PST

Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of ``Star Trek.`` Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.

Futurama

Crimes of the Hot

2025-07-09 04:48:00 PST - 2025-07-09 05:12:00 PST

Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.

Futurama

Jurassic Bark

2025-07-09 05:12:00 PST - 2025-07-09 05:36:00 PST

Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.

Futurama

The Route of All Evil

2025-07-09 05:36:00 PST - 2025-07-09 06:00:00 PST

Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.

Futurama

A Taste of Freedom

2025-07-09 06:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 06:35:00 PST

After eating a flag, Dr. Zoidberg is accused of desecration and sentenced to death, prompting his people to invade Earth and enslave its people.

Futurama

Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

2025-07-09 06:35:00 PST - 2025-07-09 07:10:00 PST

Amy's romance with Kif results in a surprise pregnancy, and Kif must return to his home world to give birth in a swamp.

South Park

Scott Tenorman Must Die

2025-07-09 07:10:00 PST - 2025-07-09 07:45:00 PST

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

South Park

Cripple Fight!

2025-07-09 07:45:00 PST - 2025-07-09 08:15:00 PST

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

South Park

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

2025-07-09 08:15:00 PST - 2025-07-09 08:50:00 PST

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

South Park

Cartmanland

2025-07-09 08:50:00 PST - 2025-07-09 09:25:00 PST

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

South Park

Proper Condom Use

2025-07-09 09:25:00 PST - 2025-07-09 10:00:00 PST

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

South Park

Towelie

2025-07-09 10:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 10:30:00 PST

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

South Park

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

2025-07-09 10:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 11:00:00 PST

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

South Park

How to Eat With Your Butt

2025-07-09 11:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 11:30:00 PST

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

South Park

The Entity

2025-07-09 11:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 12:00:00 PST

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

South Park

Here Comes the Neighborhood

2025-07-09 12:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 12:30:00 PST

Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.

South Park

Kenny Dies

2025-07-09 12:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 13:00:00 PST

Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.

South Park

Butters' Very Own Episode

2025-07-09 13:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 13:30:00 PST

Butters reveals a dark family secret.

South Park

Freak Strike

2025-07-09 13:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 14:00:00 PST

The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

South Park

Jared Has Aides

2025-07-09 14:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 14:30:00 PST

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

South Park

Asspen

2025-07-09 14:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 15:00:00 PST

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

South Park

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

2025-07-09 15:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 15:30:00 PST

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

South Park

Fun With Veal

2025-07-09 15:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 16:00:00 PST

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

South Park

Red Hot Catholic Love

2025-07-09 16:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 16:30:00 PST

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

South Park

Free Hat

2025-07-09 16:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 17:00:00 PST

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

South Park

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

2025-07-09 17:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 17:30:00 PST

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.

South Park

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

2025-07-09 17:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 18:00:00 PST

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

South Park

A Ladder to Heaven

2025-07-09 18:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 18:30:00 PST

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

South Park

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

2025-07-09 18:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 19:00:00 PST

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of ``The Lord of the Rings`` to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

South Park

The Death Camp of Tolerance

2025-07-09 19:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 19:30:00 PST

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

South Park

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

2025-07-09 19:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 20:00:00 PST

The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcise the spirit.

The Daily Show

2025-07-09 20:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 20:35:00 PST

Family Guy

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

2025-07-09 20:35:00 PST - 2025-07-09 21:02:00 PST

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Family Guy

Christmas Crime

2025-07-09 21:02:00 PST - 2025-07-09 21:30:00 PST

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Family Guy

Mister Act

2025-07-09 21:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 22:00:00 PST

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

Family Guy

The Lois Quagmire

2025-07-09 22:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 22:30:00 PST

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

South Park

My Future Self 'n' Me

2025-07-09 22:30:00 PST - 2025-07-09 23:00:00 PST

Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

South Park

Krazy Kripples

2025-07-09 23:00:00 PST - 2025-07-09 23:30:00 PST

When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.