Comedy Central Schedule

Family Guy

Oscars Guy

2025-04-02 20:35:00 PST - 2025-04-02 21:02:00 PST

The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: ``Silence of the Lambs,`` ``American Beauty`` and ``Forrest Gump.``

Family Guy

Bend or Blockbuster

2025-04-02 21:02:00 PST - 2025-04-02 21:30:00 PST

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

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A Wife-Changing Experience

2025-04-02 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-02 22:00:00 PST

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the ``Range Rover`` lifestyle.

South Park

Summer Sucks

2025-04-02 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-02 22:30:00 PST

A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

South Park

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

2025-04-02 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-02 23:00:00 PST

A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

South Park

Chickenpox

2025-04-02 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-02 23:30:00 PST

The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.

South Park

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

2025-04-02 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 00:00:00 PST

The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Miserables.``

South Park

Clubhouses

2025-04-03 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 00:30:00 PST

The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

South Park

Cow Days

2025-04-03 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 01:00:00 PST

The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

South Park

Chef Aid

2025-04-03 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 01:30:00 PST

Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

South Park

Spooky Fish

2025-04-03 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 02:00:00 PST

Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

H2O X5 - Super Powerful 5-In-1 Multi-Use Steam Cleaner

2025-04-03 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 02:30:00 PST

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2025-04-03 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 03:00:00 PST

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Total Gym 50 Years of Moving You

2025-04-03 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 03:30:00 PST

For years, Total Gym has been a leader in fitness, empowering millions to achieve their health goals. One piece of equipment does it all. Over 100 unique exercises. No assembly required. Folds for storing. Go to TotalGymDirect.com for special offers!

H2O X5 - Super Powerful 5-In-1 Multi-Use Steam Cleaner

2025-04-03 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 04:00:00 PST

Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! Lift and remove dirt and stains all around the home!

Futurama

Neutopia

2025-04-03 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 04:24:00 PST

After overhearing Fry and the gang bickering over the superiority of the sexes, an annoyed alien tries to teach them a lesson by changing their sexual characteristics.

Futurama

Yo Leela Leela

2025-04-03 04:24:00 PST - 2025-04-03 04:48:00 PST

Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after her series creation.

Futurama

Fry Am the Egg Man

2025-04-03 04:48:00 PST - 2025-04-03 05:12:00 PST

Fry's good intentions backfire when when he nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a monster.

Futurama

All the Presidents' Heads

2025-04-03 05:12:00 PST - 2025-04-03 05:36:00 PST

The crew alters history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution.

Futurama

Cold Warriors

2025-04-03 05:36:00 PST - 2025-04-03 06:00:00 PST

Disaster ensues when a sneezing Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, after it has been gone for 500 years.

Futurama

Overclockwise

2025-04-03 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 06:30:00 PST

Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future; Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry.

Futurama

Reincarnation

2025-04-03 06:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 07:00:00 PST

The series is reimagined in three distinct animation styles during the eighth season.

South Park

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

2025-04-03 07:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 07:30:00 PST

Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.

South Park

Gnomes

2025-04-03 07:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 08:00:00 PST

The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.

South Park

Rainforest Schmainforest

2025-04-03 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 08:30:00 PST

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

South Park

Spontaneous Combustion

2025-04-03 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 09:00:00 PST

Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.

South Park

Tweek vs. Craig

2025-04-03 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 09:30:00 PST

The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.

South Park

Jakovasaurs

2025-04-03 09:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 10:00:00 PST

While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

South Park

Sexual Harassment Panda

2025-04-03 10:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 10:30:00 PST

Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.

South Park

Chinpoko Mon

2025-04-03 10:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 11:00:00 PST

The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Seinfeld

The Non-Fat Yogurt

2025-04-03 11:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 11:30:00 PST

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

Seinfeld

The Barber

2025-04-03 11:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 12:00:00 PST

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld

The Masseuse

2025-04-03 12:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 12:30:00 PST

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld

The Cigar-Store Indian

2025-04-03 12:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 13:00:00 PST

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld

The Conversion

2025-04-03 13:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 13:30:00 PST

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld

The Stall

2025-04-03 13:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 14:00:00 PST

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).

The Office

Pool Party

2025-04-03 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 14:30:00 PST

When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home.

The Office

Jury Duty

2025-04-03 14:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 15:00:00 PST

When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.

The Office

Special Project

2025-04-03 15:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 15:30:00 PST

When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave.

The Office

Tallahassee

2025-04-03 15:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 16:00:00 PST

In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises.

The Office

After Hours

2025-04-03 16:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 16:30:00 PST

Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.

The Office

Test the Store

2025-04-03 16:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 17:00:00 PST

Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.

The Office

Last Day in Florida

2025-04-03 17:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 17:30:00 PST

After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.

The Office

Get the Girl

2025-04-03 17:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 18:00:00 PST

Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.

The Office

Welcome Party

2025-04-03 18:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 18:30:00 PST

Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.

The Office

Angry Andy

2025-04-03 18:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 19:00:00 PST

After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).

The Office

Fundraiser

2025-04-03 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 19:30:00 PST

Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.

The Office

Turf War

2025-04-03 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 20:00:00 PST

Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.

The Daily Show

2025-04-03 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 20:35:00 PST

Family Guy

Better Off Meg

2025-04-03 20:35:00 PST - 2025-04-03 21:02:00 PST

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Family Guy

Holly Bibble

2025-04-03 21:02:00 PST - 2025-04-03 21:30:00 PST

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Family Guy

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

2025-04-03 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 22:00:00 PST

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

South Park

Cat Orgy

2025-04-03 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 22:30:00 PST

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

South Park

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

2025-04-03 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 23:00:00 PST

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

South Park

Jewbilee

2025-04-03 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 23:30:00 PST

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

South Park

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

2025-04-03 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 00:00:00 PST

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

South Park

Red Badge of Gayness

2025-04-04 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 00:30:00 PST

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

South Park

The Brown Noise

2025-04-04 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 01:00:00 PST

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

South Park

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

2025-04-04 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 01:30:00 PST

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

South Park

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

2025-04-04 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 02:00:00 PST

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

Cindy Crawford talks about the latest breakthroughs in skincare

2025-04-04 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 02:30:00 PST

Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process.

A.I. Passive Income?

2025-04-04 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 03:00:00 PST

John Crestani reveals how his students make millions from A.I. and affiliate marketing.

Shark CarpetXpertTM with StainStrikerTM 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner with built-in spot & stain remover

2025-04-04 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 03:30:00 PST

Shark CarpetXpert with StainStriker, 2-in-1 deep carpet and upholstery cleaner with a handheld spot & stain eliminator, combines Shark's powerful suction & deep-cleaning innovation to deliver unbeatable deep carpet cleaning & tough stain elimination.

GLP1 Facts about Weight Loss

2025-04-04 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 04:00:00 PST

Struggling with weight loss? Discover LifeMD's GLP-1 program!

Futurama

The Bots and the Bees

2025-04-04 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 04:30:00 PST

Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.

Futurama

A Farewell to Arms

2025-04-04 04:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 05:00:00 PST

An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.

Futurama

Decision 3012

2025-04-04 05:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 05:30:00 PST

Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.

Futurama

The Thief of Baghead

2025-04-04 05:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 06:00:00 PST

Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.

Futurama

Zapp Dingbat

2025-04-04 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 06:30:00 PST

Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.

Futurama

The Butterjunk Effect

2025-04-04 06:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 07:00:00 PST

Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.

South Park

Quintuplets 2000

2025-04-04 07:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 07:30:00 PST

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

South Park

Timmy 2000

2025-04-04 07:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 08:00:00 PST

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

South Park

Pip

2025-04-04 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 08:30:00 PST

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' ``Great Expectations.``

South Park

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

2025-04-04 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 09:00:00 PST

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

South Park

Cherokee Hair Tampons

2025-04-04 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 09:30:00 PST

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

South Park

Chef Goes Nanners

2025-04-04 09:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 10:00:00 PST

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

South Park

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

2025-04-04 10:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 10:30:00 PST

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

South Park

4th Grade

2025-04-04 10:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 11:00:00 PST

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Seinfeld

The Dinner Party

2025-04-04 11:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 11:30:00 PST

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld

The Marine Biologist

2025-04-04 11:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 12:00:00 PST

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld

The Pie

2025-04-04 12:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 12:30:00 PST

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld

The Stand-In

2025-04-04 12:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 13:00:00 PST

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Wife

2025-04-04 13:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 13:30:00 PST

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld

The Fire

2025-04-04 13:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 14:00:00 PST

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

The Office

Free Family Portrait Studio

2025-04-04 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 14:30:00 PST

A former boss helps Andy go under cover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.

The Office

New Guys

2025-04-04 14:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 15:00:00 PST

Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.

The Office

Roy's Wedding

2025-04-04 15:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 15:30:00 PST

A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.

The Office

Andy's Ancestry

2025-04-04 15:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 16:00:00 PST

As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.

The Office

Work Bus

2025-04-04 16:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 16:30:00 PST

When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.

The Office

Here Comes Treble

2025-04-04 16:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 17:00:00 PST

Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.

The Office

The Boat

2025-04-04 17:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 17:30:00 PST

Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.

The Office

The Whale

2025-04-04 17:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 18:00:00 PST

The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.

The Office

The Target

2025-04-04 18:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 18:30:00 PST

When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.

The Office

Dwight Christmas

2025-04-04 18:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 19:00:00 PST

Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about ``Die Hard.``

The Office

Lice

2025-04-04 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 19:30:00 PST

Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.

The Office

Suit Warehouse

2025-04-04 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 20:00:00 PST

Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.

Family Guy

Con Heiress

2025-04-04 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 20:30:00 PST

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

Family Guy

Pawtucket Pete

2025-04-04 20:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 21:00:00 PST

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

Family Guy

The Movement

2025-04-04 21:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 21:30:00 PST

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Family Guy

Start Me Up

2025-04-04 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 22:00:00 PST

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.