Comedy Central Schedule

The Office

Turf War

2025-04-03 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 20:00:00 PST

Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.

The Daily Show

2025-04-03 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 20:35:00 PST

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Better Off Meg

2025-04-03 20:35:00 PST - 2025-04-03 21:02:00 PST

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Family Guy

Holly Bibble

2025-04-03 21:02:00 PST - 2025-04-03 21:30:00 PST

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Family Guy

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

2025-04-03 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 22:00:00 PST

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

South Park

Cat Orgy

2025-04-03 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 22:30:00 PST

A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

South Park

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

2025-04-03 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-03 23:00:00 PST

The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

South Park

Jewbilee

2025-04-03 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-03 23:30:00 PST

South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

South Park

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

2025-04-03 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 00:00:00 PST

The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

South Park

Red Badge of Gayness

2025-04-04 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 00:30:00 PST

Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.

South Park

The Brown Noise

2025-04-04 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 01:00:00 PST

The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.

South Park

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

2025-04-04 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 01:30:00 PST

The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.

South Park

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

2025-04-04 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 02:00:00 PST

The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

Cindy Crawford talks about the latest breakthroughs in skincare

2025-04-04 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 02:30:00 PST

Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process.

A.I. Passive Income?

2025-04-04 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 03:00:00 PST

John Crestani reveals how his students make millions from A.I. and affiliate marketing.

Shark CarpetXpertTM with StainStrikerTM 2-in-1 deep carpet cleaner with built-in spot & stain remover

2025-04-04 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 03:30:00 PST

Shark CarpetXpert with StainStriker, 2-in-1 deep carpet and upholstery cleaner with a handheld spot & stain eliminator, combines Shark's powerful suction & deep-cleaning innovation to deliver unbeatable deep carpet cleaning & tough stain elimination.

GLP1 Facts about Weight Loss

2025-04-04 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 04:00:00 PST

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Futurama

The Bots and the Bees

2025-04-04 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 04:30:00 PST

Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.

Futurama

A Farewell to Arms

2025-04-04 04:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 05:00:00 PST

An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.

Futurama

Decision 3012

2025-04-04 05:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 05:30:00 PST

Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.

Futurama

The Thief of Baghead

2025-04-04 05:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 06:00:00 PST

Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.

Futurama

Zapp Dingbat

2025-04-04 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 06:30:00 PST

Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.

Futurama

The Butterjunk Effect

2025-04-04 06:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 07:00:00 PST

Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.

South Park

Quintuplets 2000

2025-04-04 07:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 07:30:00 PST

A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

South Park

Timmy 2000

2025-04-04 07:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 08:00:00 PST

Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

South Park

Pip

2025-04-04 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 08:30:00 PST

A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' ``Great Expectations.``

South Park

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

2025-04-04 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 09:00:00 PST

Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

South Park

Cherokee Hair Tampons

2025-04-04 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 09:30:00 PST

A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.

South Park

Chef Goes Nanners

2025-04-04 09:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 10:00:00 PST

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

South Park

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

2025-04-04 10:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 10:30:00 PST

The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.

South Park

4th Grade

2025-04-04 10:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 11:00:00 PST

The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Seinfeld

The Dinner Party

2025-04-04 11:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 11:30:00 PST

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld

The Marine Biologist

2025-04-04 11:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 12:00:00 PST

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld

The Pie

2025-04-04 12:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 12:30:00 PST

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld

The Stand-In

2025-04-04 12:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 13:00:00 PST

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Wife

2025-04-04 13:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 13:30:00 PST

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld

The Fire

2025-04-04 13:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 14:00:00 PST

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

The Office

Free Family Portrait Studio

2025-04-04 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 14:30:00 PST

A former boss helps Andy go under cover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.

The Office

New Guys

2025-04-04 14:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 15:00:00 PST

Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.

The Office

Roy's Wedding

2025-04-04 15:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 15:30:00 PST

A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.

The Office

Andy's Ancestry

2025-04-04 15:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 16:00:00 PST

As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.

The Office

Work Bus

2025-04-04 16:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 16:30:00 PST

When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.

The Office

Here Comes Treble

2025-04-04 16:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 17:00:00 PST

Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.

The Office

The Boat

2025-04-04 17:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 17:30:00 PST

Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.

The Office

The Whale

2025-04-04 17:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 18:00:00 PST

The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.

The Office

The Target

2025-04-04 18:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 18:30:00 PST

When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.

The Office

Dwight Christmas

2025-04-04 18:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 19:00:00 PST

Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about ``Die Hard.``

The Office

Lice

2025-04-04 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 19:30:00 PST

Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.

The Office

Suit Warehouse

2025-04-04 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 20:00:00 PST

Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.

Family Guy

Con Heiress

2025-04-04 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 20:30:00 PST

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

Family Guy

Pawtucket Pete

2025-04-04 20:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 21:00:00 PST

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

Family Guy

The Movement

2025-04-04 21:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 21:30:00 PST

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Family Guy

Start Me Up

2025-04-04 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 22:00:00 PST

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.

South Park

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

2025-04-04 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 22:30:00 PST

Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

South Park

Probably

2025-04-04 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-04 23:00:00 PST

Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

South Park

Trapper Keeper

2025-04-04 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-04 23:30:00 PST

A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.

South Park

Helen Keller: The Musical

2025-04-04 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 00:00:00 PST

The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

South Park

Fat Camp

2025-04-05 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 00:30:00 PST

Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

South Park

Wacky Molestation Adventure

2025-04-05 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 01:00:00 PST

The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.

South Park

Scott Tenorman Must Die

2025-04-05 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 01:30:00 PST

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.

South Park

It Hits the Fan

2025-04-05 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 02:00:00 PST

Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.

Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?

2025-04-05 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 02:30:00 PST

Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.

1 Minute Miracle Makeup

2025-04-05 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 03:00:00 PST

This amazing Beauty Secret is for all ages & skin types. You'll create a Youthful, Sexy Glow with 1 Compact, 1 Brush, in 1 Minute & discover the Magic of Mineral Mist by Chrisina Cosmetics.

Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?

2025-04-05 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 03:30:00 PST

Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.

Cindy Crawford talks about the latest breakthroughs in skincare

2025-04-05 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 04:00:00 PST

Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process.

Parks and Recreation

Leslie's House

2025-04-05 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 04:30:00 PST

Following a date with Justin in Indianapolis, Leslie hosts a dinner party at her house to try to impress him.

Parks and Recreation

Sweetums

2025-04-05 04:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 05:00:00 PST

Leslie objects to a deal the Parks Department forms with a local company to sell energy bars in Pawnee; Mark agrees to help Tom move.

Parks and Recreation

Galentine's Day

2025-04-05 05:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 05:36:00 PST

Leslie and Justin reunite her mother with an old flame for Valentine's Day; Andy's band is nervous about playing a gig at the Senior Center.

Parks and Recreation

Woman of the Year

2025-04-05 05:36:00 PST - 2025-04-05 06:12:00 PST

Ron wins an award for a project that Leslie began; Tom needs to find money to invest in a local Pawnee club.

Parks and Recreation

The Possum

2025-04-05 06:12:00 PST - 2025-04-05 06:48:00 PST

Leslie must catch a possum that bit the mayor's dog; Mark refuses to bend the rules for Ron.

Parks and Recreation

Park Safety

2025-04-05 06:48:00 PST - 2025-04-05 07:24:00 PST

After Jerry is mugged in a park, Leslie meets with the head ranger (Andy Samberg) in hopes of improving safety; everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry when he returns to the office.

Parks and Recreation

Summer Catalog

2025-04-05 07:24:00 PST - 2025-04-05 08:00:00 PST

Leslie plans a picnic lunch for Ron and former directors of the Parks Department; Tom poses for the cover of the summer events catalog.

The Office

Customer Loyalty

2025-04-05 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 08:30:00 PST

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.

The Office

Junior Salesman

2025-04-05 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 09:00:00 PST

David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.

The Office

Vandalism

2025-04-05 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 09:30:00 PST

Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.

The Office

Couples Discount

2025-04-05 09:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 10:00:00 PST

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

The Office

Moving On

2025-04-05 10:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 10:30:00 PST

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office

Moving On

2025-04-05 10:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 11:00:00 PST

During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà-vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.

The Office

The Farm

2025-04-05 11:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 11:30:00 PST

Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.

The Office

Promos

2025-04-05 11:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 12:00:00 PST

The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.

The Office

Stairmageddon

2025-04-05 12:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 12:30:00 PST

The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.

The Office

Paper Airplane

2025-04-05 12:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 13:00:00 PST

Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.

The Office

Livin' the Dream - Part 1

2025-04-05 13:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 13:30:00 PST

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

The Office

Livin the Dream

2025-04-05 13:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 14:00:00 PST

Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.

21 Jump Street (2012)

2025-04-05 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 16:30:00 PST

Two cops (Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum) must confront their teenage angst all over again when they go under cover as high-school students.

22 Jump Street (2014)

2025-04-05 16:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 19:00:00 PST

Officers Jenko (Channing Tatum) and Schmidt (Jonah Hill) begin to question their partnership after each infiltrates different cliques while undercover at a local college.

Family Guy

Switch the Flip

2025-04-05 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 19:30:00 PST

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.

Family Guy

HTTPete

2025-04-05 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 20:00:00 PST

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

Family Guy

The Unkindest Cut

2025-04-05 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 20:30:00 PST

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

Family Guy

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

2025-04-05 20:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 21:00:00 PST

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Family Guy

Married With Cancer

2025-04-05 21:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 21:30:00 PST

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

Family Guy

Dead Dog Walking

2025-04-05 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 22:00:00 PST

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

South Park

Cripple Fight!

2025-04-05 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 22:30:00 PST

Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

South Park

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

2025-04-05 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-05 23:00:00 PST

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

South Park

Cartmanland

2025-04-05 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-05 23:30:00 PST

Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.

South Park

Proper Condom Use

2025-04-05 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-06 00:00:00 PST

Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.

South Park

Towelie

2025-04-06 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-06 00:30:00 PST

The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.

South Park

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

2025-04-06 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-06 01:00:00 PST

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

South Park

How to Eat With Your Butt

2025-04-06 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-06 01:30:00 PST

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

South Park

The Entity

2025-04-06 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-06 02:00:00 PST

Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.