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Playing Right Now: My Wife and Kids : Learning to Earn It
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My Wife and Kids 
Playing Now!
Learning to Earn It
2026-01-01 03:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 04:00:00 PSTMichael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
2026-01-01 04:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 04:30:00 PSTMarriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
2026-01-01 04:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 05:00:00 PSTMichael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
2026-01-01 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 05:30:00 PSTA family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 05:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 06:00:00 PSTMichael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 06:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 06:30:00 PSTThe war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.
My Wife and Kids
Double Date
2026-01-01 06:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 07:00:00 PSTMichael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
2026-01-01 07:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 07:30:00 PSTMichael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
2026-01-01 07:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 08:00:00 PSTJunior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
2026-01-01 08:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 08:30:00 PSTMichael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
2026-01-01 08:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 09:00:00 PSTMichael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie ``E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.``
My Wife and Kids
Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius
2026-01-01 09:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 09:30:00 PSTJanet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
2026-01-01 09:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 10:00:00 PSTAfter the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
2026-01-01 10:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 10:30:00 PSTKady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
2026-01-01 10:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 11:00:00 PSTMichael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
2026-01-01 11:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 11:30:00 PSTMarriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
2026-01-01 11:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 12:00:00 PSTMichael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
2026-01-01 12:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 12:30:00 PSTA family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 12:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 13:00:00 PSTMichael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 13:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 13:30:00 PSTThe war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.
My Wife and Kids
Double Date
2026-01-01 13:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 14:00:00 PSTMichael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
2026-01-01 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 14:30:00 PSTMichael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
2026-01-01 14:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 15:00:00 PSTJunior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
2026-01-01 15:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 15:30:00 PSTMichael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
2026-01-01 15:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 16:00:00 PSTMichael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie ``E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.``
My Wife and Kids
Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius
2026-01-01 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 16:30:00 PSTJanet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
2026-01-01 16:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 17:00:00 PSTAfter the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
Bad Ass 2 : Bad Asses (2014)
2026-01-01 17:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 19:00:00 PSTFrank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.
Eagles: The Long Road
2026-01-01 19:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 20:30:00 PSTPaying tribute to the life and career of Glenn Frey, one of the main band members. Revisiting the achievements of one of the best- selling and most loved American rock bands of all time.
Elvis & the Memphis Mafia
2026-01-01 20:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 22:00:00 PSTExploring Elvis' life through the eyes of The Memphis Mafia- a select group of friends he entrusted with his life- from the highs to the lows.
The Beatles: In the Life
2026-01-01 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 23:30:00 PSTThe Beatles took the world by storm in the 1960s and are still the best-selling band of all time with 183 million sales worldwide.
Sex Sells
Sex Life and the City
2026-01-01 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 00:00:00 PSTWeezy is back home in the city that never sleeps to check out the night life and hit two of the best sex clubs in NYC.
Sex Sells
P.S.A - Phallus Service Announcement
2026-01-02 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 00:30:00 PSTAll about men's sexual health, Weezy's favorite subject; Weezy takes Vinny in to see the doctor.
True Dating Stories
Carlita & Vanessa
2026-01-02 00:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 01:00:00 PSTExcited to go on a date with her crush, Carlita is surprised to end up at his mother's house instead; ``RuPaul's Drag Race`` contestant Vanessa Vanjie Mateo goes on a date in Texas and when her date starts ignoring her, all hell starts breaking loose.
True Dating Stories
Alex & Salma
2026-01-02 01:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 01:30:00 PSTAlex goes on a karaoke date with Kevin, but is sad to learn that Kevin invited some friends.
The Last 24 Hours: Elvis Presley
2026-01-02 01:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 03:00:00 PSTElvis Presley's Memphis Mafia recounts the true story of his last 24 hours and death.
The Luau (2001)
2026-01-02 03:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 05:00:00 PSTA man who owes a large sum of cash throws a party that soon spirals out of control just to raise some money.
Bad Ass 2 : Bad Asses (2014)
2026-01-02 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 07:00:00 PSTFrank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy vs. Dracula
2026-01-02 07:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 08:00:00 PSTBuffy and friends encounter Dracula, the greatest vampire of all time; Giles contemplates returning to England.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Real Me
2026-01-02 08:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 09:00:00 PSTBuffy and Dawn's sibling rivalry gets them in trouble when a new gang of vampires targets the slayer.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Replacement
2026-01-02 09:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 10:00:00 PSTA mysterious doppelganger relishes an opportunity to take over Xander's life, bamboozling Buffy and everyone else.
My Wife and Kids
Make Over
2026-01-02 10:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 10:30:00 PSTAn encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
My Wife and Kids
The Bowling Show
2026-01-02 10:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 11:00:00 PSTMichael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
My Wife and Kids
Jr. Gets His License
2026-01-02 11:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 11:30:00 PSTAfter getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary
2026-01-02 11:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 12:00:00 PSTJanet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary
2026-01-02 12:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 12:30:00 PSTJanet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-02 12:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 13:00:00 PSTIn order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-02 13:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 13:30:00 PSTIn Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-02 13:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 14:00:00 PSTMichael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.
My Wife and Kids
Samba Story
2026-01-02 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 14:30:00 PSTMichael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
My Wife and Kids
Diary of a Mad Teen
2026-01-02 14:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 15:00:00 PSTJanet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.
My Wife and Kids
Claire's New Boyfriend
2026-01-02 15:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 15:30:00 PSTRebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.
My Wife and Kids
Crouching Mother, Hidden Father
2026-01-02 15:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 16:00:00 PSTJanet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.
Go Back to China (2019)
2026-01-02 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 18:00:00 PSTA spoiled rich girl is sent to work for her family's toy business in China after she is cut off by her father for blowing through most of her trust fund.
Fuse Docs - #Female Pleasure
2026-01-02 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 20:30:00 PSTDeborah Feldman, Leyla Hussein, Rokudenashiko, Doris Wagner, and Vithika Yadav are fighting for sexual liberation and autonomy for women through art, education, and public awareness campaigns.
My Big Boobs
2026-01-02 20:30:00 PST - 2026-01-02 21:00:00 PSTPodcaster and body confidence advocate Jackie Adedeji meets women with big breasts to explore the growing issue living with larger breasts and the increased demand for reduction surgery.
The Sex Clinic
2026-01-02 21:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 22:00:00 PSTExperts cut through the taboos about young people's sexual health.
The Sex Clinic
Unprotected Sex, STIs, and Ejaculation
2026-01-02 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 23:00:00 PSTJordan gets tested for STIs after a multiple person encounter, and Rylee wants to make sure his freckles are not something more serious.
Sex Sells
P.S.A - Phallus Service Announcement
2026-01-02 23:00:00 PST - 2026-01-02 23:30:00 PSTAll about men's sexual health, Weezy's favorite subject; Weezy takes Vinny in to see the doctor.
Sex Sells
A Sex Toy Story
2026-01-02 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 00:00:00 PSTKing Noire teaches Weezy the ins and outs of creating and selling a sex toy.
True Dating Stories
Alex & Salma
2026-01-03 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 00:30:00 PSTAlex goes on a karaoke date with Kevin, but is sad to learn that Kevin invited some friends.
True Dating Stories
Allie and Dorian
2026-01-03 00:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:00:00 PSTAllie falls for a handsome pilot who lives in her building. But when he disappears Allie is left heartbroken until he shows up again. Dorian goes on a date with a girl who has a Jekyll and Hyde-like personality.
True Dating Stories
Tanya and Sam
2026-01-03 01:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 01:30:00 PSTIn 1995, Tanya was on a double date driving through the mountains; the boys hunt down an elk and leave the girls stranded in the Utah wilderness; 19-year-old Sam dates a much older army veteran with a dark past and an insatiable sexual appetite.
Michael Jackson: Chase the Truth
2026-01-03 01:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 03:00:00 PSTClose friends, former staff and researchers paint an intimate portrait of pop star Michael Jackson's complicated world and put allegations of sexual abuse under the microscope.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy vs. Dracula
2026-01-03 03:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 04:00:00 PSTBuffy and friends encounter Dracula, the greatest vampire of all time; Giles contemplates returning to England.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Real Me
2026-01-03 04:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 05:00:00 PSTBuffy and Dawn's sibling rivalry gets them in trouble when a new gang of vampires targets the slayer.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Replacement
2026-01-03 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 06:00:00 PSTA mysterious doppelganger relishes an opportunity to take over Xander's life, bamboozling Buffy and everyone else.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Out of My Mind
2026-01-03 06:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 07:00:00 PSTWhen an ailing Riley goes into hiding, Buffy turns to Spike for help, but he takes advantage of her plight to further his own plot to eliminate her.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
No Place Like Home
2026-01-03 07:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 08:00:00 PSTBuffy learns more about her sister Dawn when a menacing force finds its way to Sunnydale; Buffy's mother falls ill for no apparent reason.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Family
2026-01-03 08:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 09:00:00 PSTThe betrayal of a deadly secret looms as Tara's family arrives unexpectedly in Sunnydale to celebrate her birthday.
My Wife and Kids
Make Over
2026-01-03 09:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 09:30:00 PSTAn encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
My Wife and Kids
The Bowling Show
2026-01-03 09:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 10:00:00 PSTMichael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
My Wife and Kids
Jr. Gets His License
2026-01-03 10:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 10:30:00 PSTAfter getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary
2026-01-03 10:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 11:00:00 PSTJanet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary
2026-01-03 11:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 11:30:00 PSTJanet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-03 11:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 12:00:00 PSTIn order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-03 12:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 12:30:00 PSTIn Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii
2026-01-03 12:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 13:00:00 PSTMichael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.
My Wife and Kids
Samba Story
2026-01-03 13:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 13:30:00 PSTMichael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
My Wife and Kids
Diary of a Mad Teen
2026-01-03 13:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 14:00:00 PSTJanet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.
My Wife and Kids
Claire's New Boyfriend
2026-01-03 14:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 14:30:00 PSTRebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.
My Wife and Kids
Crouching Mother, Hidden Father
2026-01-03 14:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 15:00:00 PSTJanet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.
My Wife and Kids
Fighting Kyles
2026-01-03 15:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 15:30:00 PSTMichael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.
My Wife and Kids
Sister Story
2026-01-03 15:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 16:00:00 PSTMichael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.
My Wife and Kids
Jr.'s Dating Dilemma
2026-01-03 16:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 16:30:00 PSTMichael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
My Wife and Kids
Jay the Artist
2026-01-03 16:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 17:00:00 PSTWhen Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.
My Wife and Kids
Chair Man of the Board
2026-01-03 17:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 17:30:00 PSTMichael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.
My Wife and Kids
Open Your Heart
2026-01-03 17:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 18:00:00 PSTJay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Tribe
2026-01-03 18:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 18:30:00 PSTMichael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.
My Wife and Kids
Blackout
2026-01-03 18:30:00 PST - 2026-01-03 19:00:00 PSTMichael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.
Student Sex Workers
Stripping to Study
2026-01-03 19:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 20:00:00 PSTJasmine is a paramedic science student worried that she is about to get kicked off her course because of her work as an exotic dancer, and web-cammer; Carly Ray carried on with sex work after graduation and is now an award-winning porn star.
Student Sex Workers
Porn Star Graduate
2026-01-03 20:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 21:00:00 PSTElla has been bullied out of her university after her peers discovered she was an award-winning porn star, and Akonne is a sports science student and a stripper who doesn't consider himself to be a sex worker.
The Sex Clinic
Unprotected Sex, STIs, and Ejaculation
2026-01-03 21:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 22:00:00 PSTJordan gets tested for STIs after a multiple person encounter, and Rylee wants to make sure his freckles are not something more serious.
The Sex Clinic
STIs, Anal Sex, and a Problematic Penis
2026-01-03 22:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 23:00:00 PSTZach hopes to get answers about his problematic penis; Michelle wants to know more about the skin growths on her thighs; Taleela seeks some advice.
Sex Sells
A Sex Toy Story
2026-01-03 23:00:00 PST - 2026-01-03 23:30:00 PSTKing Noire teaches Weezy the ins and outs of creating and selling a sex toy.
Sex Sells
Healthfulness is Sexiness
2026-01-03 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 00:00:00 PSTWeezy explores the erotic side of home decor and finds out why sex is just as much mental as it is physical.
True Dating Stories
Tanya and Sam
2026-01-04 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 00:30:00 PSTIn 1995, Tanya was on a double date driving through the mountains; the boys hunt down an elk and leave the girls stranded in the Utah wilderness; 19-year-old Sam dates a much older army veteran with a dark past and an insatiable sexual appetite.
True Dating Stories
Lily & Che
2026-01-04 00:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 01:00:00 PSTLily agrees to go on a date with a handsome older man, but things turn sour when he gets high; Che is vacationing in Mexico and picks up a Norwegian hottie, but he gets caught by her husband and seized by the Mexican police.
True Dating Stories
Phelisa & Cory
2026-01-04 01:00:00 PST - 2026-01-04 01:30:00 PSTWhen Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how -- in disguise.
Dolly Parton: Queen of Country
2026-01-04 01:30:00 PST - 2026-01-04 03:00:00 PSTThe story of multi-award winning country performer Dolly Parton.
Past Shows (Last 2 Weeks)
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
2026-01-01 11:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 12:00:00 PSTMichael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
2026-01-01 11:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 11:30:00 PSTMarriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
2026-01-01 10:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 11:00:00 PSTMichael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
2026-01-01 10:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 10:30:00 PSTKady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
2026-01-01 09:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 10:00:00 PSTAfter the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
My Wife and Kids
Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius
2026-01-01 09:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 09:30:00 PSTJanet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
2026-01-01 08:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 09:00:00 PSTMichael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie ``E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.``
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
2026-01-01 08:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 08:30:00 PSTMichael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
2026-01-01 07:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 08:00:00 PSTJunior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
2026-01-01 07:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 07:30:00 PSTMichael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.
My Wife and Kids
Double Date
2026-01-01 06:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 07:00:00 PSTMichael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 06:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 06:30:00 PSTThe war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many
2026-01-01 05:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 06:00:00 PSTMichael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
2026-01-01 05:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 05:30:00 PSTA family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
2026-01-01 04:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 05:00:00 PSTMichael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
2026-01-01 04:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 04:30:00 PSTMarriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
2026-01-01 03:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 04:00:00 PSTMichael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
2026-01-01 03:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 03:30:00 PSTKady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.
My Wife and Kids
The Whole World Is Watching
2026-01-01 02:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 03:00:00 PSTMichael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
2026-01-01 02:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 02:30:00 PSTAfter a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
2026-01-01 01:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 02:00:00 PSTThe kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
2026-01-01 01:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 01:30:00 PSTJanet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.
My Wife and Kids
He Heard, She Heard
2026-01-01 00:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 01:00:00 PSTMichael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
My Wife and Kids
Thru Thick and Thin
2026-01-01 00:00:00 PST - 2026-01-01 00:30:00 PSTWhen Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.
My Wife and Kids
Perfect Dad
2025-12-31 23:30:00 PST - 2026-01-01 00:00:00 PSTFed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.
My Wife and Kids
No Rules
2025-12-31 23:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 23:30:00 PSTThe household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.
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Mom's Away
2025-12-31 22:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 23:00:00 PSTMichael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.
My Wife and Kids
Mom's Away
2025-12-31 22:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 22:30:00 PSTMichael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother, and must contend with multiple problems.
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
2025-12-31 21:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 22:00:00 PSTMichael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.
My Wife and Kids
A Little Romance
2025-12-31 21:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 21:30:00 PSTJust when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.
My Wife and Kids
Breaking Up and Breaking It
2025-12-31 20:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 21:00:00 PSTClaire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.
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He Said, She Said
2025-12-31 20:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 20:30:00 PSTMichael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.
My Wife and Kids
The Whole World Is Watching
2025-12-31 19:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 20:00:00 PSTMichael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
2025-12-31 19:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 19:30:00 PSTAfter a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
2025-12-31 18:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 19:00:00 PSTThe kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
2025-12-31 18:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 18:30:00 PSTJanet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.
My Wife and Kids
He Heard, She Heard
2025-12-31 17:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 18:00:00 PSTMichael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
My Wife and Kids
Thru Thick and Thin
2025-12-31 17:00:00 PST - 2025-12-31 17:30:00 PSTWhen Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.
My Wife and Kids
Perfect Dad
2025-12-31 16:30:00 PST - 2025-12-31 17:00:00 PSTFed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.