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Mr. Lonely Farts
When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene is accidentally left home alone; Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy whom Bob found on the internet.
Sheshank Redumption
Linda's new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.
When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush; Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.
Fingers-loose
Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend; Bob and Linda try to come up with a way for Teddy to sneak food into a movie theater.
Some Kind of Fender Benderful
When Bob gets into a four-car fender bender right outside the restaurant, he realizes finding out who is at fault will not be as simple as he had thought.
Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she ropes her siblings into an adventure; Mort tries to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy how to meditate.
Steal Magazine-olias
The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of ``Castaway``, ``Dirty Dancing`` and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect ``lost dog`` return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
Overclockwise
Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future; Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry.
Reincarnation
The series is reimagined in three distinct animation styles during the eighth season.
The Bots and the Bees
Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.
A Farewell to Arms
An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.
Old Glory
After Peggy writes Bobby's school essay about the flag, his teacher chooses him to read his essay during a ceremony.
Rodeo Days
The rodeo comes to town, and Bobby shames his family when he fails at calf-roping and succeeds at being a clown.
Hanky Panky
Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.
High Anxiety
After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.
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Thirty years ago, Clifford McBride led a voyage into space, but the ship and crew were never heard from again. Now his son must embark on a daring mission to uncover the truth about his father and a mysterious power surge that threatens the universe.
Actor Rick Dalton and his longtime stunt double struggle to find work in a Hollywood they don't recognize anymore. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate -- a couple whose futures will be altered by the Manson Family.
Lisa's Sax
The family remembers when Grampa wasn't drooling, Homer liked the Bee Gees and the day Lisa's sax was run over.
Treehouse of Horror VIII
Homer battles mutants in ``The Omega Man``; Bart morphs into an insect in ``Fly vs. Fly``; a bewitching Marge appears in ``Easy-Bake Coven.``
The Cartridge Family
Homer decides to protect the family by purchasing a gun and joining the NRA.
Bart Star
Bart struggles as the quarterback of Homer's peewee football team and gets some advice from Joe Namath.
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
Apu tries to wriggle out of a marriage prearranged by his mother (voice of Andrea Martin) to a woman (voice of Jan Hooks) from his past.
Lisa the Skeptic
Lisa conducts an archaeological survey in an attempt to halt the construction of a new mall; people think Lisa's construction-site find are the bones of an angel.
Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.
Vampire Disco Death Dance
After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.
Manic Pixie Crap Show
Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.
Crystal Mess
In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
The Pumpkinening
When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.
Driving Big Dummy
Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy; Linda and the kids compete for the title of employee of the day.
Death Has a Shadow
After Peter gets fired following a riotous bachelor party, he receives a check for $150,000 from the welfare department.
I Never Met the Dead Man
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home.
Mind Over Murder
Peter turns the basement into a bar when he is placed under house arrest; Stewie builds a time machine.
A Hero Sits Next Door
Perturbed Peter decides to steal his new neighbor's limelight by foiling a bank robbery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton.
The Son Also Draws
Peter has to prove he has American Indian blood in him to win back Lois' gambling losses at a reservation casino.
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Brian takes the bully pulpit to argue for his rights after Peter enters him in a dog show. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Dick Van Patten.
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Robin Leach.
Holy Crap
Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice: Colm Meaney.
Da Boom
Peter and his family take cover in the basement on New Year's Eve and emerge to find a different world.
Decision 3012
Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.
The Thief of Baghead
Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.
Zapp Dingbat
Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.
The Butterjunk Effect
Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.
Naked Ambition
After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.
Movin' On Up
After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.
Bill of Sales
Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr.
Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
Bobby emerges as the chosen one when Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen, Texas, looking for a reincarnated lama.
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Tears of an Inflatable Clown
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
Realty Bites
A bored Marge decides to try her hand at selling real estate and makes her first sale to the Flanderses.
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
When the Simpsons' Christmas presents are stolen, the residents of Springfield rally to the aid of Homer and his family.
All Singing, All Dancing
Marge and Lisa try to soften Homer's mood after he inadvertently rents a musical instead of an action movie.
Bart Carny
Homer invites carnival barkers to be house guests while the show is in town.
The Joy of Sect
Homer joins a cult whose leader promises to take members to another planet.
Das Bus
The children of Springfield are shipwrecked on an island in a parody of ``Lord of the Flies``; Bill Gates targets Homer's Internet company.
The Last Temptation of Krust
Krusty the Clown is banned from the Springfield Comedy Festival.
Dumbbell Indemnity
Homer and Moe devise an insurance scam to impress Moe's girlfriend with money.
Lisa the Simpson
Lisa fears she is genetically doomed to lose her intelligence; Apu finds a frozen Jasper.
This Little Wiggy
Bart befriends Ralph Wiggum and goes on an adventure through the city with Wiggum's master key.
Simpson Tide
Homer gets into deep water when he joins the Naval Reserve after getting fired from the nuclear plant.
The Trouble With Trillions
Audited Homer agrees to help the IRS recover a trillion dollars from Mr. Burns.
Girly Edition
Lisa becomes the anchor of a kids' news program and is irritated when Bart is made co-anchor.
Trash of the Titans
Homer runs for sanitation commissioner and disrupts a U2 concert.
King of the Hill
Homer accepts a company's challenge to scale Springfield's steepest mountain, the Murderhorn.
Lost Our Lisa
Lisa gets lost after taking the bus alone to the museum.
Natural Born Kissers
Homer and Marge try to reignite their sex life by experimenting with risky locales.
Lard of the Dance
Homer concocts a get-rich-quick scheme for Bart, while Lisa escorts a new student and plans a school dance.
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Homer tries to overcome a midlife depression with a string of inventions inspired by Thomas Alva Edison.
Bart the Mother
After an accident, Bart becomes the caretaker of a lizard species that could endanger life in Springfield.
Treehouse of Horror IX
A dead convict controls Homer; Homer and Marge are on ``Jerry Springer``; the kids meet Itchy and Scratchy.
When You Dish Upon a Star
Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.
Brian in Love
Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet.
Love Thy Trophy
The Griffins and their neighbors build an award-winning float, but the trophy disappears; Child Services takes Stewie from the family.
Death Is a Bitch
Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.
The King Is Dead
Peter becomes mad with power during a production of ``The King and I,`` wrenching creative control away from Lois.
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work.
If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying so that the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation will restore a canceled TV show.
Running Mates
Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of James Carville and Lee Majors.
A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks
A gallery owner admires Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York; Peter envies an old classmate.
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.
Road to Rhode Island
After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.
Let's Go to the Hop
Peter infiltrates the high school after it is gripped by a toad-licking craze. Guest voice: Gregg Allman.
Dammit Janet
Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while newly liberated Lois becomes a flight attendant.
Hank's Bad Hair Day
The government bills Hank $900 for a haircut he gets at the hands of an Army barber. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Meet the Propaniacs
When Hank runs out of propane during a summer barbecue, Bobby entertains the famished crowd with jokes about propane.
Nancy Boys
Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.
Flush With Power
Hank becomes a zoning board member in his bid to strike down a local ordinance prohibiting the use of high-flo toilets during a drought.
Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
Peggy is shocked to learn about a video of her extra-large feet that is being shown around the Internet.
Peggy's Fan Fair
While attending a Nashville music festival, Peggy claims that Randy Travis stole lyrics from a song she wrote years ago.
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Dream Weaver
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
Doggone Crazy
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
Trans-Fascism
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
Three Men and a Bastard
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
Accidental Terrorist
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
Lady and Gentrification
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
Behind Closed Doors
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
Six Characters in Search of a House
Peggy hires a ``Hollywood`` family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks.
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
Strangeness on a Train
Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train.
Cops & Robert
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment.
Homer Defined
Homer becomes a hero when he single-handedly prevents a meltdown at the nuclear plant.
Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Bart feels left out when his friend Milhouse falls for the new girl in school.
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
When Maggie gets chicken pox, Homer tries to capitalize on it by throwing a pox party and inviting parents to infect their children.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Marge is shunned after Homer has an altercation with the Easter Bunny at the mayor's egg hunt.
Little Orphan Millie
Milhouse starts to act like a man when he thinks his parents died at sea; Homer cannot remember the color of Marge's eyes.
Homer Scissorhands
Homer opens his own hair salon after discovering he is a talented stylist; Milhouse professes his love for Lisa.
Hardly Kirk-ing
Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood following a shaving experiment; Marge tries to save Maggie from the dangers of children's TV; includes a broadcast of Oscar-nominated short film ``Maggie Simpson in: The Longest Daycare.``
Yellow Badge of Cowardge
Bart feel guilty when Nelson helps him win a race, besting Milhouse; when the July 4th fireworks are canceled due to budget constraints, Homer tries to help.
Seven-tween Again
Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth; Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser Gretchen's wrath.
Beach, Please
When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder; Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look.
Loft in Bedslation
Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day; Bob and Gene host a group of gamers.
Stuck in the Kitchen With You
When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year; Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents.
FOMO You Didn't
Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment; a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit.
Gene's Christmas Break
After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy; Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
Touch of Eval(uations)
Louise realizes the new plan for student evaluating teachers has shifted the power at school from teacher to student; Bob and Linda find they don't agree on where their final resting place should be.
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda
Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant; the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict babysitter.
D'oh-in' in the Wind
Homer digs up his mother's past, discovers his true middle name and meets her old friends.
Lisa Gets an A
School receives an enormous grant as a result of Lisa's cheating on a test; Homer's appetite causes trouble.
There's Something About Paulie
Peter becomes embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.
He's Too Sexy for His Fat
After undergoing liposuction, a newly lean and handsome Peter goes back for more plastic surgery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.
E. Peterbus Unum
While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.
The Story on Page 1
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.
The Six Million Dollar Mon
Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.
Fun on a Bun
Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.
Free Will Hunting
As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.
Near-Death Wish
The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.
31st Century Fox
Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.
Viva Mars Vegas
The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt.
Naturama
Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called ``Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe``; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration.
Forty Percent Leadbelly
Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.
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A pessimistic magazine article prompts an unmarried woman to revisit her numerous ex-boyfriends to find out if one of them could be her true love.
Two hard-partying brothers (Zac Efron, Adam Devine) bring two wild and uncontrollable women to their sister's wedding in Hawaii.
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
Five state troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme) try to stop a group of drug dealers in order to save their careers.
Frigate Me Knot
Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals and his past.
Video Killed the Gene-io Star
Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney; Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant.
Ancient Misbehavin
After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular-Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice; Bob gets a room of his own.
Interview With the Pop-Pop-pire
Big Bob comes to dinner so that Tina can interview him for a school project; the family members take turns coming up with their own versions of an infamous tree incident that happened to Pop Pop in his younger years.
The Spider House Rules
Louise befriends a house spider and hides it in her room after Linda and Bob tell her to remove it from the apartment; Bob tries to make a friend outside the people that come to the restaurant.
Clear and Present Ginger
Linda has a big day planned when her friend comes to visit; Bob and the kids help Nat with her limo competition.
A-Sprout A Boy
When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project in hopes of steering his son toward more interesting pursuits; Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride.
Wasted Talent
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
Fore, Father
Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.
The Thin White Line
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
Brian Does Hollywood
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
The Gang Gets Tested
Dennis and Dee are diagnosed with ADHD, and even more shocking: Mac isn't. They go back to school for a do-over now that they understand their brains more better. Written by Charlie Day and directed by Richie Keen.
One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
And the Wiener Is ...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool`` gang's wrath.
Death Lives
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
Lethal Weapons
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
The Kiss Seen 'Round the World
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
2-D Blacktop
Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.
T.: The Terrestrial
After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.
Fry and Leela's Big Fling
Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.
The Inhuman Torch
Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
The Perils of Polling
Hank and Peggy disagree on presidential candidates; voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy.
The Buck Stops Here
When Buck Strickland takes Bobby on a gambling spree in Hot Springs, Ark., Hank must track them down and bail them out.
I Don't Want to Wait ...
Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty.
Spin the Choice
Bobby refuses to celebrate a traditional Thanksgiving after learning about its history from John Redcorn.
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At 30 years old, bartender Vince Papale (Mark Wahlberg) sees his wildest dreams come true when he becomes a member of the Philadelphia Eagles football team.
Stanton Carlisle endears himself to a clairvoyant and her mentalist husband at a traveling carnival. He soon hatches a scheme to con a dangerous tycoon with help from a mysterious psychologist who might be his most formidable opponent yet.
Homer Simpson In: Kidney Trouble
Grampa busts a kidney when Homer refuses to make a rest stop on a road trip.
Mayored to the Mob
Homer, as the mayor's bodyguard, takes flak from Fat Tony after saving the lives of Quimby and actor Mark Hamill.
Viva Ned Flanders
Dispirited Ned Flanders takes Homer's advice and goes to Las Vegas.
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
When Chief Wiggum imposes a curfew on Springfield's alleged vandals, he taps into a hidden vein of creativity.
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
When Homer buys bogus Super Bowl tickets, he must find a way to get a busload of angry fans into the game.
Homer to the Max
A mortified Homer changes his name when he finds out a goofy television character is also called Homer Simpson.
Sauce Side Story
When Louise, Gene and Tina try to track down a lost family recipe for a Mother's Day gift for Linda, first they have to navigate an old family feud.
Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner
When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called ``Wow or Weird,`` she goes to her fantasy world and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot.
Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
When Tina's family read her erotic friend fiction, they find out what she's up to and try to stop her.
To Bob, or Not to Bob
Bob, Linda and the kids help Mr. Fischoeder put on a play to get his brother Felix to confess to a theft; Louise is jealous of Tina's hands.
The Reeky Lake Show
The family's Labor Day lake trip takes a turn when the Belchers find themselves trapped in their cabin, hiding from what lurks outside.
What About Job?
A school assignment about careers sends Louise spiraling, trying to imagine what her future might hold.
Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
Fish Out of Water
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
Emission Impossible
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
Screwed the Pooch
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
Ready, Willing and Disabled
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.
From Method to Madness
Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.
Saturday Morning Fun Pit
The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.
Calculon 2.0
To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
Assie Come Home
Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.
Leela and the Genestalk
Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
Hank's buddies give him grief after Peggy flunks a high-school football star who is then suspended from the team.
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.
What Makes Bobby Run?
When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.
Twas the Nut Before Christmas
A lonely Bill responds to letters addressed to Santa Claus, buying expensive gifts for random children.
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Stanton Carlisle endears himself to a clairvoyant and her mentalist husband at a traveling carnival. He soon hatches a scheme to con a dangerous tycoon with help from a mysterious psychologist who might be his most formidable opponent yet.
One man must race against time to stop history's worst tyrants and criminal masterminds from starting a war and wiping out millions of people.
I'm With Cupid
Apu makes the husbands of Springfield look bad when he gives his wife sensational Valentine's Day gifts.
Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers
Marge develops road rage while driving her new sport utility vehicle.
Make Room for Lisa
Sharing a room with Bart stresses Lisa; Marge eavesdrops on cellular phone conversations.
Maximum Homerdrive
After Homer humbles a truck driver in a beef-eating contest, he drives cross-country to deliver the trucker's shipment on time.
Simpsons Bible Stories
While listening to one of Reverend Lovejoy's sermons on a sweltering Easter Sunday morning, the Simpsons fall asleep and envision themselves as characters from the Bible.
Comet-y of Errors
At a comet watch party, Bob tries to keep Teddy from looking for signs from the universe; the kids try to make their comet wishes come true.
So You Stink You Can Dance
Tina cheers Jimmy Jr. on at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar; Bob and Linda compete to see who can catch the most home run balls outside of Wonder Wharf Stadium.
Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory)
Louise suspects there's something sinister afoot during a Halloween field trip to an apple orchard; Tina and Gene hope to win the school costume parade.
Ready Player Gene
A virtual reality arcade opens next door, and Gene spends all of his money; Louise and Tina try to build a menu tower taller than they ever have before.
Putts-giving
The Belchers go to a mini golf course on Thanksgiving morning.
Show Mama From the Grave
Bob takes Linda and the kids to visit his mother's grave, but finding the headstone is harder than he expected; Teddy makes a grave mistake while doing repairs in the Belcher's house.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Road to Europe
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.
North by North Quahog
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of ``Passion of the Christ 2.``
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband; Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.
Blind Ambition
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
Don't Make Me Over
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
Petarded
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
Game of Tones
The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.
Murder on the Planet Express
The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature.
Stench and Stenchibility
Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition.
Meanwhile
Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time.
Chasing Bobby
Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.
Yankee Hankee
While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.
Now Who's the Dummy?
Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.
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Two hip detectives protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room from their police precinct.
Two detectives uncover a conspiracy involving a drug kingpin while trying to stop the trafficking of Ecstasy in Miami.
The Plight Before Christmas
Bob and Linda try to attend all three kids' holiday performances at the same time.
Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang
After a student accuses her of cheating on a test, Tina needs to get back to school to clear her name, but a snowstorm traps her and her family at home.
Oh Row You Didn't
A man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia visits the restaurant to have a burger, and it changes everything.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!
When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try to solve the case from the inside.
These Boots Are Made for Stalking
When the coolest teens she's ever seen start coming into the restaurant, Tina decides she needs to be just like them; Gene and Louise get into a battle of wills over stinky socks.
Brian the Bachelor
When ``The Bachelorette`` comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
Peter's Got Woods
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
Perfect Castaway
Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.
The Scrub
The housemates uncover Paul Baker's long-kept secret.
Fake ID
Billie befriends the 20-year-old who inherited her fake ID. Written by Ananya Hegde; Directed by Jonathan Krisel.
Jungle Love
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.
PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.
Space Pilot 3000
After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark.
The Series Has Landed
Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter.
I, Roommate
A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
Love's Labours Lost in Space
While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
Ho Yeah!
When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones.
The Exterminator
When Dale is forced to give up his extermination job, he discovers a talent for firing employees at his new place of work.
Luanne Virgin 2.0
Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.
Hank's Choice
When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.
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Mom and Pop Art
Homer sublimates his anger into a sculpture and wins praise from an art dealer.
The Old Man and the C Student
When Bart causes Springfield to lose the Olympic Games, he is forced to volunteer at a retirement home.
Monty Can't Buy Me Love
When a new billionaire comes to town, Homer urges Mr. Burns to go on the radio with shock-jock Jerry Rude.
They Saved Lisa's Brain
Lisa is inducted into Springfield's Mensa society, and physicist Stephen Hawking comes to town.
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
Trapped in Tokyo with no air fare, the Simpsons become contestants on a dangerous and demented Japanese game show.
Beyond Blunderdome
Homer advises Mel Gibson about his new film, ``Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.``
Brother's Little Helper
Bart's personality changes when he's given drugs to fight attention-deficit disorder.
The Show (And Tell) Must Go On
Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever show-and-tell; Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant.
What a (April) Fool Believes
Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob to successfully prank him on April Fool's Day.
Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind
Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls; Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.
Gift Card or Buy Trying
When a customer leaves a $100 gift card as a tip, Bob, Linda and the kids go on a shopping spree; Gene has an awkward run-in with a former friend.
Crab-solutely Fabulous
The kids become a part of a crustacean-themed wrestling show; Linda tries to form a 21-day habit.
Radio No You Didn't
Bob tells Linda and the kids the story behind an old, broken radio that used to belong to his grandmother Alice and the part it played in her discovery that a German spy lived in her building.
Fat Guy Strangler
Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.
Brian Sings and Swings
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.
Patriot Games
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.
I Take Thee, Quagmire
When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.
Sibling Rivalry
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.
Deep Throats
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.
Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.
Petergeist
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
Fear of a Bot Planet
While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Fishful of Dollars
Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee.
My Three Suns
Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Big Piece of Garbage
Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth.
It's Not Easy Being Green
Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.
The Trouble With Gribbles
Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.
Hank's Back Story
Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.
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It Came From the Garage
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
Life: A Loser's Manual
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
Homer affects the way trendy people eat when he becomes a local food critic, until he starts giving restaurants bad reviews.
Treehouse of Horror X
Homer causes troubles at the nuclear plant; Bart and Lisa X-ray the Halloween candy; the family murders Ned Flanders.
E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Homer and Bart grow a highly addictive cross between tobacco and a tomato after moving to an old farm.
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
After Homer becomes a celebrity by bowling a perfect game, he guest stars on ``The Springfield Squares.``
Eight Misbehavin'
After Apu and his wife give birth to octuplets, they unwittingly allow themselves to become the zoo's latest attraction.
Take My Wife, Sleaze
When Homer forms a motorcycle gang with his friends, Marge is kidnapped by a rival gang.
Grift of the Magi
A toy corporation urges the children at Springfield Elementary to develop the ultimate toy for Christmastime.
Little Big Mom
Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.
Faith Off
Bart is convinced he's a faith healer after he helps a revivalist extract Homer's head from a bucket.
The Mansion Family
Homer plays billionaire while house-sitting for Mr. Burns, who has checked into the Mayo Clinic.
Saddlesore Galactica
Bart and Homer discover that horse racing is a treacherous business after they rescue a horse from the state fair.
Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
When someone passes away, the Simpsons console a grieving friend.
Missionary: Impossible
Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island after he pledges a large sum of money to PBS.
Pygmoelian
Plastic surgery transforms Moe into a ladies' man.
Bart to the Future
A glimpse into the future shows Lisa as President of the United States, and Bart as a White House freeloader.
Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses
Homer is upset when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest.
Kill the Alligator and Run
In Florida, Homer gets swept up in spring break revelry and accidentally runs over a legendary swamp alligator.
Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Lisa enrolls in a dance school run by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse camp out at a shopping mall for a week.
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
A jilted bride moves in with the Simpsons and smothers Homer and the children with motherly love, driving Marge mad.
Behind the Laughter
A profile of the Simpsons a la ``Behind the Music,`` including how Willie Nelson reunited them after their breakup.
Treehouse of Horror XI
Satan kicks Homer out of hell; dolphins take over Springfield; the Simpsons discover the dark side of fairy tales.
A Tale of Two Springfields
After Homer divides the town, waging war against East Springfield, it is up to the Who to reunite Springfield.
Griffin Family History
The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.
Stewie B. Goode
Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.
Bango Was His Name, Oh!
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.
Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.
Stewie Loves Lois
Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.
Mother Tucker
Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.
Hell Comes to Quahog
Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.
Saving Private Brian
Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single, ``Evil, Evil Monkey.``
Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.
Prick Up Your Ears
Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.
Chick Cancer
Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.
Barely Legal
Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.
Bobby Goes Nuts
Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.
Soldier of Misfortune
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
Lupe's Revenge
Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
The Father, the Son and J.C.
A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.
Father of the Bribe
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.
I'm With Cupid
Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.
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Dia-Bill-ic Shock
Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent.
Earthy Girls Are Easy
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.
Square-Footed Monster
The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a ``McMansion.``
Lost in MySpace
Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business.
No Bobby Left Behind
Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.
A Bill Full of Dollars
Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.
Straight as an Arrow
When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.
Lucky See Monkey Do
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.
What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis...
Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.
Master of Puppets
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.
Bwah My Nose
During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.
Uncool Customer
Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.
Life on the Fast Lane
Marge faces a difficult decision when she falls for her bowling instructor.
The Way We Was
Homer and Marge reminisce about their high-school romance and how he won her heart.
Marge Gets a Job
Marge finds herself fighting off Mr. Burns' advances when she gets a job at the power plant.
Half-Decent Proposal
Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Marge's old flame Artie Ziff moves in after losing his dot-com fortune; after Homer wins the remaining shares of Artie's company, he becomes the subject of an investigation.
Mommie Beerest
Homer refinances the house to save Moe's Tavern and Marge, to protect the investment, decides to take a hands-on role as Moe's partner.
Hail to the Teeth
Homer and Marge attend Artie Ziff's wedding and become quite uncomfortable when they realize that his bride-to-be is a clone of Marge; Lisa grapples with the misogynistic implications of the popularity she receives after getting her new braces.
Pin Gal
A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.
The Show (And Tell) Must Go On
Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever show-and-tell; Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant.
What a (April) Fool Believes
Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob to successfully prank him on April Fool's Day.
Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind
Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls; Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.
Gift Card or Buy Trying
When a customer leaves a $100 gift card as a tip, Bob, Linda and the kids go on a shopping spree; Gene has an awkward run-in with a former friend.
Crab-solutely Fabulous
The kids become a part of a crustacean-themed wrestling show; Linda tries to form a 21-day habit.
Radio No You Didn't
Bob tells Linda and the kids the story behind an old, broken radio that used to belong to his grandmother Alice and the part it played in her discovery that a German spy lived in her building.
Mother Author Laser Pointer
Linda almost accidentally kidnaps a children's book author; the kids help Mr. Frond try to get his cat out of a tree in front of the school.
Amelia
Louise takes a class assignment -- and a few unhelpful comments by Wayne -- very personally; Bob hires a masseur-in-training to give Linda a massage for Mother's Day.
Lisa the Tree Hugger
Lisa is smitten with an eco-terrorist and spends four days in a tree to prevent it from being cut down.
Homer vs. Dignity
When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others.
Road to Rupert
Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.
Peter's Two Dads
After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.
The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.
Airport '07
Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot; Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.
Hell Is Other Robots
Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Flight to Remember
Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
Mars University
The crew takes a trip to Mars University where the Professor introduces them to his newest experiment.
When Aliens Attack
Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century.
Fry and the Slurm Factory
Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
I Second That Emotion
Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.
Brannigan, Begin Again
After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.
A Head in the Polls
A couple of clones campaign for the presidency and Bender sells his body to Richard Nixon, who joins the race.
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A scrappy New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise.
The sequel's police hero (Bruce Willis) spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife (Bonnie Bedelia) at a Washington, D.C., airport.
Suspended from the police force, John McClane (Bruce Willis) enlists a Harlem shopkeeper (Samuel L. Jackson) to help stop a terrorist bomber (Jeremy Irons).
John McClane (Bruce Willis) grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country's vulnerable computer infrastructure.
Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.
No Meals on Wheels
The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.
Boys Do Cry
When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.
No Chris Left Behind
The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but must dumb down her political views in order to win.
Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
2026: A Virtual Insanity
The Gang's RV breaks down en route to a Jamiroquai concert, leaving them to fend for themselves in a dangerous wasteland of junkies and street people. Written by Rob Rosell & Vanessa McGee and directed by Heath Cullens.
The Scrub
The housemates uncover Paul Baker's long-kept secret.
Fake ID
Billie befriends the 20-year-old who inherited her fake ID. Written by Ananya Hegde; Directed by Jonathan Krisel.
Blue Harvest
After a power outage in Quahog, Peter tells his family the greatest story every told; a parody of Luke Skywalker on his path to aid the rebellion along with his companions R2-D2, C-3PO, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
Brian, Jillian and Stewie move into an apartment; Meg and Chris get jobs at a convenience store.
Xmas Story
Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.
The Lesser of Two Evils
The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.
Put Your Head on My Shoulders
When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
Torch Song Hillogy
Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.
Joust Like a Woman
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.
Bluegrass Is Always Greener
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D.course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
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A mercenary (Jason Statham) changes his mind-set after the package he is supposed to deliver turns out to be a gagged woman (Shu Qi).
A former Special Forces operative springs into action to save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar.
Killed in action, soldier Ray Garrison gets a new lease on life when the RST Corp. brings him back from the dead. But when the company decides to manipulate his mind and memories, Ray must embark on a mission to find out what's real and what's not.
The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
After Homer creates a tell-all Web page, he is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his truthful revelations.
The Great Money Caper
Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.
Skinner's Sense of Snow
Bart and the others lay siege to their elementary school when it doesn't shut down during a snow storm.
Human Flesh
Bob tries to drum up some business; Louise starts a rumor that results in a visit from the health department.
Crawl Space
Linda's mother visits; Bob gets stuck in a wall while trying to repair a leak in the roof.
Sacred Cow
Bob is furious when a documentary filmmaker tries to make a statement by placing a live cow outside the restaurant.
Sexy Dance Fighting
Tina joins a martial arts class after developing a crush on the instructor; Bob decides to take matters into his own hands when Tina shirks her responsibilities at the restaurant.
Hamburger Dinner Theater
An interruption alters the direction of the musical-murder-mystery dinner that Linda and the kids are staging at the restaurant.
Sheesh! Cab, Bob?
Tina desperately wants to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, but a series of unlucky events threatens her plans.
Bed & Breakfast
Linda tries to take advantage of tourist traffic by opening a bed and breakfast.
Art Crawl
When Linda's sister hangs her paintings in the restaurant, Bob is forced to deal with the city's art council.
Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.
Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
