IFC TV Schedule

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Luther's new companion in the wake of his dog's death floors Hayden.

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Meddling Hayden tries to persuade Luther to stop dating Doris.

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

When the Burleighs visit the Foxes, Hayden learns Howard is keeping a secret.

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

Howard is fired from his job at Minnesota State and looks to Hayden for a job with the Breakers.

Coach

The Tight End

Hayden and the Breakers play the last game of the season on ``Monday Night Football.``

Coach

Nice Guys Get Cut

Hayden faces a difficult decision when he must make room for new recruits.

Coach

Her Boyfriend's Back

The father (Noah Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's (A.J. Langer) life.

Coach

The Gardener

Hayden confronts the gardener (Tim Conway) when his backyard plants start to die.

Sanford and Son

Fred's Cheating Heart

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Sanford and Son

The Party Crasher

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes Karate

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Sanford and Son

Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Sanford and Son

Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Sanford and Son

The Way to Lamont's Heart

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Sanford and Son

Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Sanford and Son

The Surprise Party

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Sanford and Son

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Sanford and Son

Ol' Brown Eyes

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Sanford and Son

Grady and His Lady

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Sanford and Son

There'll Be Some Changes Made

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Sanford and Son

Going Out of Business

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Sanford and Son

My Kingdom for a Horse

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Sanford and Son

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Sanford and Son

Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Sanford and Son

Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Sanford and Son

A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Sanford and Son

The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Sanford and Son

Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Sanford and Son

The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Night Court

Futureman

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Night Court

The Talk Show

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Night Court

Melvin and Harold

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

I Said Dance!

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Night Court

My Three Dads

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

Night Court

Still Another Day in the Life

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Night Court

A Closer Look

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Night Court

The Blues of the Birth

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Night Court

A Family Affair

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Night Court

A Family Affair

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Night Court

When Harry Met Margaret

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Night Court

Can't Buy Me Love

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Two and a Half Men

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Two and a Half Men

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Two and a Half Men

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

Two and a Half Men

The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Two and a Half Men

My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Two and a Half Men

The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Two and a Half Men

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Two and a Half Men

Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Two and a Half Men

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Two and a Half Men

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

Two and a Half Men

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Night Court

Day Court

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Night Court

A Night Court at the Opera

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Night Court

Jail Bait

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Night Court

It's Just a Joke

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Bringing Down Baby

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Night Court

Presumed Insolvent

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Night Court

Attachments Included

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Alone Again, Naturally

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Night Court

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Night Court

To Sleep, No More

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Night Court

With a Little Help From My Friends

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Mac Takes a Vocation

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Three's Company

Stanley, the Ladies' Man

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Three's Company

Jack on the Lam

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Three's Company

Love Thy Neighbor

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

Three's Company

The New Landlord

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Three's Company

Snow Job

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Three's Company

Jack the Ripper

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Two and a Half Men

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Two and a Half Men

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Two and a Half Men

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Two and a Half Men

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Two and a Half Men

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Fury (2014)

During World War II, a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Two and a Half Men

Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks

Curly becomes enraged whenever he hears the tune `` Pop Goes the Weasel``; fight manager Moe plans to take full advantage.

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

The Patriot (2000)

A pacifist farmer (Mel Gibson) of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son (Heath Ledger).

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Tales From the Crypt

Cold War

Two highly skilled burglars match wits with a persistent vampire. Starring Ewan McGregor and Jane Horrocks.

Tales From the Crypt

Doctor of Horror

A strange doctor's research divides two friends. Starring Hank Azaria, Travis Tritt, Ben Stein, Austin Pendleton.

Tales From the Crypt

Forever Ambergris

A sailor falls for his protege's wife; with Paul Dooley, Roger Daltrey.

Tales From the Crypt

Smoke Wrings

An ex-convict becomes an irresistible salesman in a scheme to double-cross an advertising agency. With Ute Lemper and Chris Stanton.

Tales From the Crypt

The Trap

A man (Bruce McGill) plans to defraud; with Teri Garr, Bruno Kirby; director Michael J. Fox.

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

The Three Stooges

Three Little Pigskins

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for ``Horsemen of Boulder Dam,`` college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

The Three Stooges

Woman Haters

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Coach

Patching Things Up

Christine consults a specialist when Hayden's energy and sex-drive come to a halt.

Coach

Save the Wave

After Doris decides to move the Breakers to Los Angeles, Hayden gets the team to come together.

Coach

Dauber's Vehicle

Dauber ventures onto a car salesman's lot alone after refusing Hayden's advice.

Coach

Quarantine

Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden's finger, forcing the whole gang into quarantine.

Coach

Van Dam vs. Fox

Luther burns his mouth at Hayden's barbecue and decides to sue for damages.

Coach

Fantasy Camp

Hayden and Luther vie when the Breakers sponsor a fantasy camp.

Coach

Luther Get Your Gun

Luther proves to be an embarrassment to Doris when he wangles an invitation to a hunting trip.

Coach

A Player to Be Named Later

Hayden is under pressure when the Breakers have first pick in the NFL draft.

Sanford and Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Sanford and Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Sanford and Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Sanford and Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Sanford and Son

The Headache

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Sanford and Son

The Stung

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Sanford and Son

The Older Woman

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Sanford and Son

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Three's Company

The Goodbye Guy

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Three's Company

Jack's Graduation

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Three's Company

A Crowded Romance

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Three's Company

Room at the Bottom

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Christmas Picture

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Sanford and Son

The Family Man

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Sanford and Son

Earthquake II

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Sanford and Son

Divorce, Sanford Style

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Sanford and Son

Bank on This

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Sanford and Son

The Sanford Arms

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Sanford and Son

Steinberg and Son

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Sanford and Son

Brother, Can You Spare an Act

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Sanford and Son

Della, Della, Della

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Sanford and Son

Donna Pops the Question

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Sanford and Son

My Fair Esther

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Rising Son

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Sanford and Son

The Olympics

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Sanford and Son

Ebenezer Sanford

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Sanford and Son

The Oddfather

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Sanford and Son

Can You Chop This

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Sanford and Son

Greatest Show in Watts

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Night Court

Puppy Love

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Night Court

Pop Goes the Question

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Night Court

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Night Court

Teacher's Pet

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Night Court

The System Works

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Night Court

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Night Court

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Night Court

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Night Court

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Night Court

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Night Court

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Night Court

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Two and a Half Men

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Two and a Half Men

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men

For Whom the Booty Calls

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

Two and a Half Men

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Night Court

The 1992 Boat Show

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Night Court

All You Need Is Love

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Night Court

Santa Goes Downtown

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Night Court

The Former Harry Stone

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Night Court

Welcome Back, Mama

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Night Court

Eye of the Beholder

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Night Court

Death Threat

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

Night Court

Once in Love With Harry

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Night Court

Quadrangle of Love

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Night Court

Wonder Drug

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

Night Court

Some Like It Hot

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Night Court

Harry and the Rock Star

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Night Court

Bull's Baby

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Night Court

Hi Honey, I'm Home

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Cousin

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Three's Company

Jack to the Rescue

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Three's Company

The Not So Great Impostor

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

Three's Company

Jack's Other Mother

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Three's Company

Make Room for Daddy

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Three's Company

Janet's Secret

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Three's Company

Father of the Bride

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Three's Company

Furley vs. Furley

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Three's Company

In Like Larry

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

Three's Company

Teacher's Pet

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Four

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Three's Company

The Night of the Ropers

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Three's Company

Double Trouble

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Three's Company

The Case of the Missing Blonde

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Three's Company

Honest Jack Tripper

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Three's Company

Dying to Meet You

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Walk to the Door

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-Laws

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

Two and a Half Men

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Two and a Half Men

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Two and a Half Men

That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Two and a Half Men

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Two and a Half Men

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Three's Company

Jack Bares All

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Three's Company

Terri Makes Her Move

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Three's Company

Professor Jack

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Three's Company

Eyewitness Blues

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Three's Company

Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

Three's Company

Lies My Roommate Told Me

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

Three's Company

Some of That Jazz

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Three's Company

Dates of Wrath

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Three's Company

Boy Meets Dummy

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Three's Company

Macho Man

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Three's Company

Strangers in the Night

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Three's Company

The Matchbreakers

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.

Crocodile Dundee II (1988)

Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan.

Crocodile Dundee II (1988)

Colombian drug dealers pursue the outback he-man (Paul Hogan) and his Manhattan girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) in Australia.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sneeze

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You?

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Two and a Half Men

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Two and a Half Men

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Two and a Half Men

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Two and a Half Men

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Two and a Half Men

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Two and a Half Men

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Two and a Half Men

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Night Court

The Nun

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

Night Court

Daddy for the Defense

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

Night Court

Billie and the Cat

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Black Sheep (1996)

To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

Risky Business (1983)

A call girl (Rebecca De Mornay) helps a Princeton applicant (Tom Cruise) turn his home into a one-night brothel.

Summer School (1987)

The vice principal (Robin Thomas) makes a high-school gym teacher (Mark Harmon) teach catch-up English to a group of misfits.

Black Sheep (1996)

To head off political embarrassment, the aide (David Spade) of a gubernatorial candidate (Tim Matheson) shepherds his boss's uncouth brother (Chris Farley).

Tommy Boy (1995)

A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business.