Turner Broadcasting System Schedule

Knock 'Em Down

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league; Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors; Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Grill, Interrupted

Phil is excited to give Jay a high-tech outdoor grill for his birthday; Claire and Mitchell propose a gift idea they don't expect Jay to accept; Luke and Manny are taught a lesson about drinking; Andy becomes awkward around Haley and her boyfriend.

Spring Break

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Phil has a difficult time when Luke seems to outperform him at many things; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival; Gloria attends Cameron's faculty talent show.

Revenge of the Joker

The Jokers are back playing lawyers, trying to convince unsuspecting focus group participants to sign off on ridiculous terms and conditions before they go in.

Vac Attack

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Agreement Dissection

Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing.

The Herb Garden Germination

Amy and Sheldon spread gossip as part of an experiment; Howard decides to take a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

The Zarnecki Incursion

The guys try to figure out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

The Prestidigitation Approximation

Leonard has to choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya; Howard's magic trick drives Sheldon crazy.

The Toast Derivation

Sheldon is upset when he realizes Leonard is the center of their group of friends.

The Cohabitation Formulation

Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard and Raj's sister rekindle their relationship.

The Benefactor Factor

A wealthy donor makes Leonard question what he is willing to do for science.

The Thespian Catalyst

Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher; Koothrappali fantasizes about his friend's girlfriend.

The Love Car Displacement

Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend (Rick Fox) while attending a science event with Wolowitz.

The Bus Pants Utilization

Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon.

The Justice League Recombination

The guys try to bond with Penny's new boyfriend through a costume contest.

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.

The Boyfriend Complexity

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father (Keith Carradine); Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.

The 21-Second Excitation

While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.

The Apology Insufficiency

Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.

The Irish Pub Formulation

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

The One Where They're Up All Night

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

The One With Ross' Library Book

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

The One With Rachel's Book

Monica learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund; Joey teases Rachel about her late-night reading material.

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry

Rachel and her sister get into a heated sibling rivalry over Ross; Chandler confesses he hasn't cried since he was a child.

The One With Ross' Sandwich

Ross becomes upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it; Joey finds himself in a mess when he tries to cover for Chandler and Monica's dating.

The One With the Dirty Girl

Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event.

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends

Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read ``Little Women.``

The One Where Eddie Won't Go

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey is facing some exorbitant bills; the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

The One Where Rosita Dies

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

The One Where They're Up All Night

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

The One With All the Cheesecakes

Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.

The One With the Holiday Armadillo

Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

George Sr. gets an exciting job offer; Sheldon prepares for his move to California.

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

George Sr. is worried that Mary wants another baby and gets a vasectomy behind her back; Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis go to Sheldon for science tutoring.

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Meemaw gets assigned a tough probation officer; Georgie takes marriage advice from his father-in-law.

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

Sheldon's published paper leads to a frenzy of grad school recruiting; Georgie tries to speak more properly in front of his daughter.

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

Sheldon studies to be Meemaw's lawyer when she is put on house arrest; the Coopers have a plumbing emergency.

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

Georgie and Mandy get married.

Flashpants

Carl plans to dance circles around a fierce rival at an upcoming contest.

Marriage 101

Steve and Laura marry for a class project.

Armed with nothing but a hatful of dreams, young chocolatier Willy Wonka manages to change the world, one delectable bite at a time.

Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.

Revenge of the Joker

The Jokers are back playing lawyers, trying to convince unsuspecting focus group participants to sign off on ridiculous terms and conditions before they go in.

Vac Attack

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Irish Pub Formulation

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

The Desperation Emanation

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

The Hot Troll Deviation

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.

The Zazzy Substitution

When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned.

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

The Robotic Manipulation

Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.

The Lunar Excitation

Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman.

The Staircase Implementation

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.

The Plimpton Stimulation

Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the apartment, and competes with Leonard for her attention.