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Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
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The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone.
Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him.
Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town.
Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.
Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.
Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.
Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.
Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.
Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.
Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
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Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard buys the building and raises the rent.
The Taylors find out that their heroic ancestor, immortalized in a statue, was actually a crook.
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication.
Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.
Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.
When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.
As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.
Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicut (Mike Farrell).
Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.
Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.
Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.
Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.
Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.
B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.
Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.
Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
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Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.