TV Land TV Schedule

The Andy Griffith Show

The County Clerk

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Foster Lady

Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober's Replacement

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

M*A*S*H

Major Topper

Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.

M*A*S*H

Commander Pierce

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

Peace on Us

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.

M*A*S*H

Lil

Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.

Gunsmoke

Ladies From St. Louis

Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.

Gunsmoke

Tiger by the Tail

A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

Gunsmoke

Tiger by the Tail

Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.

Gunsmoke

The Wreckers

Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.

Gunsmoke

Cattle Barons

Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show

Convicts at Large

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Bed Jacket

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Bank Job

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

The Andy Griffith Show

One Punch Opie

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and the Governor

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Man in a Hurry

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

The King of Queens

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens

Mammary Lane

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens

Business Affairs

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

The King of Queens

Flame Resistant

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

The King of Queens

Flash Photography

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld

The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld

The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld

The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

The Golden Girls

Questions & Answers

Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ``Jeopardy!`` but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.

The Golden Girls

Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Barry Michels

Drew sits down with her therapist, author Barry Michels, to chat about his new book ``Ahead of All Parting.``

The Drew Barrymore Show

Melissa King

Melissa King (memoir ``The Girl Who Became King``).

The Andy Griffith Show

The Battle of Mayberry

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Singer in Town

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Girlfriend

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Lodge

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

M*A*S*H

The Billfold Syndrome

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

Gunsmoke

The Prodigal

Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.

Gunsmoke

Vengeance

A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.

Gunsmoke

Vengeance

Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.

Gunsmoke

A Hat

A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.

Gunsmoke

Hard Luck Henry

``Hard-Luck`` Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his ``smart`` cousin Festus.

The Andy Griffith Show

High Noon in Mayberry

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Loaded Goat

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show

Class Reunion

Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.

The Andy Griffith Show

Rafe Hollister Sings

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and the Spoiled Kid

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

The King of Queens

Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

The King of Queens

Jung Frankenstein

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

The King of Queens

Attention Deficit

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

The King of Queens

Prints Charming

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

The King of Queens

Animal Attraction

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

The King of Queens

Golden Moldy

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

Seinfeld

The Trip

When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

Seinfeld

The Trip

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Seinfeld

The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Seinfeld

The Ticket

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld

The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld

The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

The Golden Girls

Journey to the Center of Attention

Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.

The Golden Girls

A Midwinter Night's Dream

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Domhnall Gleeson

Domhnall Gleeson tells Drew all about season two of ``The Paper`` and his new movie ``The Incomer.``

The Drew Barrymore Show

Domhnall Gleeson

Domhnall Gleeson tells Drew all about season two of ``The Paper`` and his new movie ``The Incomer.``

The Andy Griffith Show

The Barbershop Quartet

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Ball Game

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Darling Fortune

Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.

M*A*S*H

None Like It Hot

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

M*A*S*H

They Call the Wind Korea

A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.

M*A*S*H

Major Ego

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

Gunsmoke

Major Glory

Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.

Gunsmoke

The Pillagers

Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.

Gunsmoke

Prairie Wolfer

Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.

Gunsmoke

Stranger in Town

A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.

Gunsmoke

Death Train

Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Great Filling Station Robbery

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Discovers America

Andy's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and a new teacher.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Medicine Man

Colonel Harvey, a traveling salesman, arrives at Mayberry and captivates Aunt Bee, who buys Harvey's dubious elixir and invites him for dinner. When Andy and Barney find Aunt Bee clearly drunk, they analyze Harvey's elixir.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Darlings Are Coming

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's English Valet

Malcolm Merriweather, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle; after causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

The King of Queens

S'poor House

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

The King of Queens

Steve Moscow

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

The King of Queens

Cowardly Lyin'

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

The King of Queens

Driving Reign

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

The King of Queens

Clothes Encounter

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

The King of Queens

Queens'bro Bridge

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Seinfeld

The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld

The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld

The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld

The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld

The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld

The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

The Golden Girls

A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues

After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.

The Golden Girls

Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Noah Centineo

Noah Centineo (movie ``Street Fighter``).

The Drew Barrymore Show

John Cena

John Cena (``Matchbox the Movie``).

The Andy Griffith Show

Mind Over Matter

Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.

The Andy Griffith Show

Politics Begin at Home

Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Senior Play

Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie Finds a Baby

Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.

M*A*S*H

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.

M*A*S*H

Point of View

The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.

M*A*S*H

Dear Comrade

Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.

M*A*S*H

Out of Gas

Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.

Gunsmoke

Rope Fever

Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.

Gunsmoke

Wonder

A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant.

Gunsmoke

Baker's Dozen

Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from going to an orphanage.

Gunsmoke

The Victim

A lovesick roustabout faces a lynch mob when he accidentally kills a popular young cowhand.

Gunsmoke

Nowhere to Run

A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his cohorts.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's First Car

Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Rivals

After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Wife for Andy

Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.

The Andy Griffith Show

Dogs, Dogs, Dogs

A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a state official.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mountain Wedding

The Darling family returns to Mayberry and asks Andy for help in dealing with Ernest T. Bass, a mountain man who keeps pursuing Briscoe's married daughter Charlene.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Big House

Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

The King of Queens

Dog Shelter

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

The King of Queens

Taste Buds

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

The King of Queens

Bed Spread

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Seinfeld

The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld

The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld

The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Seinfeld

The Old Man

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Seinfeld

The Implant

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Popular

Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Traffic

Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Mikey Madison, Jeremy Allen White, Aaron Sorkin

``The Social Reckoning`` cast members Mikey Madison and Jeremy Allen White and director Aaron Sorkin.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Mikey Madison, Jeremy Allen White, Aaron Sorkin

``The Social Reckoning`` cast members Mikey Madison and Jeremy Allen White and director Aaron Sorkin.

The Andy Griffith Show

Big Fish in a Small Town

Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.

The Andy Griffith Show

Only a Rose

Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.

The Andy Griffith Show

Otis the Deputy

Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober Makes History

Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.

M*A*S*H

An Eye for a Tooth

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.

M*A*S*H

B.J. Papa San

B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.

M*A*S*H

Inga

Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.

M*A*S*H

The Price

Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.

Gunsmoke

Blood Money

The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.

Gunsmoke

Dead Man's Law

A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.

Gunsmoke

Hill Girl

A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.

Gunsmoke

Buffalo Man

A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.

Gunsmoke

The Jackals

Matt enters Mexico to pursue four fugitives wanted for murdering his friend, a retired sheriff.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Haunted House

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

The Andy Griffith Show

Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Sermon for Today

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

The Andy Griffith Show

Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Gomer the House Guest

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

The King of Queens

Dreading Vows

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

The King of Queens

Nocturnal Omission

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

The King of Queens

Affidavit Justice

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

The King of Queens

Secret Garden

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

The King of Queens

Eggsit Strategy

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

The King of Queens

American Idle

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Seinfeld

The Junior Mint

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld

The Smelly Car

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Seinfeld

The Handicap Spot

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.

Roseanne

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne

Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Roseanne

Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Roseanne

Stressed to Kill

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Roseanne

Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Roseanne

Bingo

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Roseanne

The Bowling Show

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Roseanne

The Back Story

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Roseanne

Less Is More

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Roseanne

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne

This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne

The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne

Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Roseanne

Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Roseanne

Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Roseanne

Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne

Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Roseanne

Aliens

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Seinfeld

The Glasses

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Seinfeld

The Puffy Shirt

Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Seinfeld

The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Seinfeld

The Bris

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Seinfeld

The Lip Reader

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Seinfeld

The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

Seinfeld

The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld

The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld

The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Seinfeld

The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld

The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld

The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld

The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld

The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld

The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld

The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld

The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

House

Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Burning Down the House

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Happy Couple

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

One and a Half Men

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Decent Proposal

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

How I Hate Your Mother

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

White Like Me

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Snakes on a Date

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

The Golden Girls

Home Again, Rose: Part 1

Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.

The Golden Girls

Home Again, Rose: Part 2

Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.

The Golden Girls

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1

Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.

The Golden Girls

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

The Golden Girls

The Engagement

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist.

The Golden Girls

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

The Golden Girls

Rose the Prude

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

The Golden Girls

Transplant

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

The Golden Girls

The Triangle

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

The Golden Girls

On Golden Girls

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

The Golden Girls

The Competition

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

The Golden Girls

Break In

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

The Golden Girls

Blanche and the Younger Man

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The Golden Girls

Heart Attack

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Seinfeld

The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``

Seinfeld

The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld

The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld

The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld

The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld

The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld

The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld

The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld

The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld

The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld

The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld

The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Mikey Madison, Jeremy Allen White, Aaron Sorkin

``The Social Reckoning`` cast members Mikey Madison and Jeremy Allen White and director Aaron Sorkin.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Timothy White

Photographer Timothy White (book ``Life Through My Lens: Monograph``) takes Drew behind the scenes of his iconic shots through the years.

The Andy Griffith Show

A New Doctor in Town

The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.

The Andy Griffith Show

Don't Miss a Good Bet

Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

The Andy Griffith Show

Dinner at Eight

Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Visit to Barney Fife

Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.

M*A*S*H

The Young and the Restless

A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips Is Back in Town

Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.

M*A*S*H

C*A*V*E

The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.

M*A*S*H

Rally Round the Flagg, Boys

Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.

Gunsmoke

The First People

Matt is arrested after an Indian agent's stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation.

Gunsmoke

Mr. Sam'l

A man (Ed Begley) arrives in drought-stricken Dodge City claiming he can find water.

Gunsmoke

A Noose for Dobie Price

A former outlaw offers to help Matt find members of his old gang and convince them to come out of hiding.

Gunsmoke

Lyle's Kid

A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father.

Gunsmoke

The Hide Cutters

Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Black Day for Mayberry

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

The Andy Griffith Show

Up in Barney's Room

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Date for Gomer

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

The Andy Griffith Show

Citizen's Arrest

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and His Merry Men

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

The King of Queens

Dougie Houser

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

The King of Queens

Frigid Heirs

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

The King of Queens

Switch Sitters

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

The King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

The King of Queens

Damned Yanky

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Seinfeld

The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld

The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld

The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld

The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld

The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld

The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

The Golden Girls

Stan's Return

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

The Golden Girls

The Custody Battle

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney Comes to Mayberry

Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Old Girlfriend

Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Restaurant

Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

The Andy Griffith Show

Floyd's Barbershop

Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

M*A*S*H

Preventative Medicine

A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.

M*A*S*H

A Night at Rosie's

Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand

Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.

Gunsmoke

Zavala

Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.

Gunsmoke

Uncle Finney

A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.

Gunsmoke

Slocum

After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.

Gunsmoke

O'Quillian

A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke

9:12 to Dodge

Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and the Cave Rescue

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and Opie's Pal

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee the Crusader

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Sidecar

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

The Andy Griffith Show

My Fair Ernest T. Bass

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

The Andy Griffith Show

Prisoner of Love

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

The King of Queens

Multiple Plots

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

The King of Queens

Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

The King of Queens

Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

The King of Queens

Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

The King of Queens

Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

The King of Queens

Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Seinfeld

The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Seinfeld

The Understudy

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Seinfeld

The Engagement

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Seinfeld

The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld

The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

The Golden Girls

A Little Romance

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

The Golden Girls

That Was No Lady

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Statue

Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

The Andy Griffith Show

Helen, the Authoress

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goodbye, Dolly

Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Piano Lesson

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.

M*A*S*H

The Party

B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks

A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret?

A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.

Gunsmoke

Abelia

A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.

Gunsmoke

The Railroad

When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.

Gunsmoke

The Miracle Man

A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.

Gunsmoke

Waco

Matt has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.

Gunsmoke

Lobo

Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.

The Andy Griffith Show

Hot Rod Otis

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Song Festers

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Shoplifters

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Vacation

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Saves Gomer

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bargain Day

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Will

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sister

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert?

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

The King of Queens

Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

The King of Queens

Awful Bigamy

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

The King of Queens

Lost Vegas

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

The King of Queens

Dugan Groupie

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

The King of Queens

Furious George

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

The King of Queens

Entertainment Weakly

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

Seinfeld

The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Seinfeld

The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Seinfeld

The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Seinfeld

The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Seinfeld

The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Seinfeld

The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

The Golden Girls

In a Bed of Rose's

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

The Golden Girls

The Truth Will Out

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Howard, the Comedian

Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.

The Andy Griffith Show

Big Brothers

County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Most Unforgettable Character

Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his ``most unforgettable character'' for a school essay.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober's Contest

Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.

M*A*S*H

Guerrilla My Dreams

Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.

M*A*S*H

Goodbye Radar

Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.

M*A*S*H

Goodbye Radar

Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.

M*A*S*H

Period of Adjustment

Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.

Gunsmoke

Johnny Cross

In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.

Gunsmoke

The Money Store

An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.

Gunsmoke

The Twisted Heritage

Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.

Gunsmoke

Time of the Jackals

Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.

Gunsmoke

Mannon

Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City.

The Andy Griffith Show

Divorce, Mountain Style

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Deal Is a Deal

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

The Andy Griffith Show

Fun Girls

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

The Andy Griffith Show

Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Rumor

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Tenth Anniversary

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

The King of Queens

Name Dropper

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

The King of Queens

Off-Track ... Bedding

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

The King of Queens

Awed Couple

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

The King of Queens

Cologne Ranger

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

The King of Queens

Domestic Disturbance

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

The King of Queens

Pour Judgment

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

Seinfeld

The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld

The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld

The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld

The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld

The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld

The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

So You Think You Can Date

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Self-Esteem Tempura

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's First Love

Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute.

The Andy Griffith Show

Howard the Bowler

Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Trip to Mexico

Aunt Bee takes two ``friends'' along when she wins a trip to Mexico.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Trip to Raleigh

Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.

M*A*S*H

Nurse Doctor

Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.

M*A*S*H

Private Finance

When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.

M*A*S*H

Mr. & Mrs. Who

Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road

Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.

Gunsmoke

Goldtown

Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.

Gunsmoke

The Mark of Cain

A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant.

Gunsmoke

The Reprisal

Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient.

Gunsmoke

The Long Night

Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch.

Gunsmoke

Night Riders

Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen.

The Andy Griffith Show

Back to Nature

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

The Andy Griffith Show

Gomer Pyle USMC

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie Loves Helen

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Physical

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

The Andy Griffith Show

Family Visit

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Education of Ernest T. Bass

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky

While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising

Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting the Attacker

Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

The King of Queens

Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

The King of Queens

Gorilla Warfare

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

The King of Queens

Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

The King of Queens

Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens

Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

The King of Queens

Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Seinfeld

The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld

The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld

The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.

Seinfeld

The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld

The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld

The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Rage Against the Christine

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Unidentified Funk

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

Roseanne

Terms of Estrangement

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Roseanne

Terms of Estrangement

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Roseanne

The Dark Ages

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne

Mommy Nearest

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Roseanne

Pretty in Black

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne

Ladies Choice

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne

Stand on Your Man

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Roseanne

Of Ice and Men

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

Roseanne

Crime and Punishment

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne

War and Peace

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

Roseanne

Lanford Daze

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

Seinfeld

The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Seinfeld

The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

Seinfeld

The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

Seinfeld

The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld

The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld

The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld

The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld

The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld

The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Seinfeld

The Chicken Roaster

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

Seinfeld

The Abstinence

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.