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Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.
After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.
Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.
The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.
Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.
Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.
Singer Shaggy surprises Drew in an all-new Drew's News.
Elisabeth Moss tells Drew about her exciting new series, ``Imperfect Women.``
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.
The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.
B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.
A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.
When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.
A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.
Matt has a long,hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.
Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.
Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.
Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.
When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.
Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
Gabby Windey joins Drew and Sunny Anderson to hit the headlines and tell them about hosting new reality show ``Love Overboard.``
Drew chats with Zendaya about her newest movie, ``The Drama.``
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.
Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.
Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.
Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.
In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.
An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.
Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.
Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.
Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City.
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.
Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.
Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.
Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.
Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.
A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.
After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.
A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.
Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
Taye Diggs sits down with Drew; author Alex Aster tells Drew about her popular young adult book series and her latest novel.
Steve Zahn is joined by his daughter Audrey to tell Drew about their latest film together, ``She Dances.``
After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.
Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.
Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.
Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.