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A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Matt for a crime they have committed.
Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.
Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.
A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.
A man becomes the victim of a reporter's publicity buildup after killing a notorious gunfighter in self-defense.
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
Max Tucci cooks up something delicious in the kitchen with Drew and Valerie Bertinelli.
Reba McEntire (``Happy's Place``); Rex Linn.
Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.
Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.
Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.
Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.
A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.
To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.
An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.
An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
Minnie Driver plays ``behind-the-scenes,`` shares moments from her biggest projects, like ``Good Will Hunting,`` and tells Drew about joining the cast of ``Emily in Paris.``
Valerie Bertinelli, Amirah Kassem and Mikel Welch face off against Drew in the annual quirky Christmas tree competition.
Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.
A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.
Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.
His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.
A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
A man becomes the victim of a reporter's publicity buildup after killing a notorious gunfighter in self-defense.
A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.
Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.
Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.
A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Matt for a crime they have committed.
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.
Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.
Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.
Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.
Alexis deBoschnek joins Drew in the kitchen for some delicious cooking.
Lucy Liu talks about her film ``Rosemead.``
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.