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An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.
A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.
Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.
Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.
After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.
A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.
Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.
After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
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Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard buys the building and raises the rent.
The Taylors find out that their heroic ancestor, immortalized in a statue, was actually a crook.
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication.
When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.
Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.
When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.
A sheriff's daughter runs off with her boyfriend (John Ericson), unaware he is a murderous bank robber.
Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.
His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.
A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.
An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.
Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.
Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.
To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.
Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.
With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.
Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.
Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.
When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in ``the guys`` for George.
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
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Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.
Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.
Howard volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high-school boy.
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend.
Radar gets a recorded ``Dear John`` letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.
Ben gives farmland on the Ponderosa to an outcast Indian (Ricardo Montalban) who saved his life; guest Madlyn Rhue.
Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.
A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.
The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).
The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).
Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.
A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.
Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson. When Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.
Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.
J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.
Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.
Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.
Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``
Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.
Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.
Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.
A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.
A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.
After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.
Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.
Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.
A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.
Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.
An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.
An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.
Hoss and Little Joe spend a most unforgettable night at the carnival when Little Joe's date disappears.
The surgeons at the 4077th decide to ``rewrite`` an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.
Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town.
Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him.
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone.
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Christy is overjoyed when Violet wants to improve their relationship and spend more time together; Bonnie tries to make amends with an enemy.
After assisting a recovering drug addict who is trying to get back on her feet, Bonnie and Christy feel addicted to the rush of helping others.
After Bonnie and Christy meet a teenage addict named Jodi (Emily Osment) at a meeting, they try to help her.
Bonnie's mother, Shirley (Ellen Burstyn) -- who abandoned Bonnie when she was young -- suddenly wants to be a part of Christy and Bonnie's lives.
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.