Thu, Jul 30 9:30 PM Now
The Andy Griffith Show
Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
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The Andy Griffith Show
The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
Thu, Jul 30 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Thu, Jul 30 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
Thu, Jul 30 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Three Wishes for Opie
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
Fri, Jul 31 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Fri, Jul 31 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
Fri, Jul 31 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Fri, Jul 31 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Fri, Jul 31 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
Fri, Jul 31 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
Fri, Jul 31 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Fri, Jul 31 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
Fri, Jul 31 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
Fri, Jul 31 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
Fri, Jul 31 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
Fri, Jul 31 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Get Away
Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.
Fri, Jul 31 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.
Fri, Jul 31 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Fri, Jul 31 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Fri, Jul 31 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Fri, Jul 31 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Fri, Jul 31 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
Fri, Jul 31 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
Fri, Jul 31 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Fri, Jul 31 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Bahamian Rhapsody
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Fri, Jul 31 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston talks about coming back for the ``Malcolm in the Middle`` reboot, his daughter starring in ``The Pitt,`` and some of his most iconic roles over the years.
Fri, Jul 31 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad tells Drew about reuniting with former castmates for the ``Laguna Beach`` 20th anniversary reunion special.
Fri, Jul 31 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
Fri, Jul 31 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.
Fri, Jul 31 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
Fri, Jul 31 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
Fri, Jul 31 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Where There's a Will, There's a War
While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.
Fri, Jul 31 2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Promotion Commotion
The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.
Fri, Jul 31 3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Heroes
A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.
Fri, Jul 31 3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Sons and Bowlers
Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.
Fri, Jul 31 4:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Wreckers
Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
Fri, Jul 31 5:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Cattle Barons
Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
Fri, Jul 31 6:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Prodigal
Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.
Fri, Jul 31 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Vengeance
A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.
Fri, Jul 31 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Vengeance
Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.
Fri, Jul 31 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Otis Sues the County
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
Fri, Jul 31 9:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
Fri, Jul 31 10:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
Fri, Jul 31 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Rehabilitation of Otis
Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.
Fri, Jul 31 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Lucky Letter
Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a ``lucky'' chain letter.
Fri, Jul 31 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober and the Art of Love
Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.
Sat, Aug 1 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Sat, Aug 1 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Sat, Aug 1 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Sat, Aug 1 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Sat, Aug 1 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Sat, Aug 1 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Sat, Aug 1 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Sat, Aug 1 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
I, Candy
Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.
Sat, Aug 1 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Roamin' Holiday
Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.
Sat, Aug 1 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.
Sat, Aug 1 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Net Prophets
Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.
Sat, Aug 1 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Party Favor
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
Sat, Aug 1 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
Sat, Aug 1 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Sat, Aug 1 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Sat, Aug 1 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Sat, Aug 1 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Sat, Aug 1 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Burning Love
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
Sat, Aug 1 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
Sat, Aug 1 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Sat, Aug 1 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
Sat, Aug 1 11:00 AM
Roseanne
Bingo
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
Sat, Aug 1 11:36 AM
Roseanne
The Bowling Show
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
Sat, Aug 1 12:12 PM
Roseanne
The Back Story
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Sat, Aug 1 12:48 PM
Roseanne
Less Is More
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
Sat, Aug 1 1:24 PM
Roseanne
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Sat, Aug 1 2:00 PM
Roseanne
This Old House
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Sat, Aug 1 2:36 PM
Roseanne
The Commercial Show
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Sat, Aug 1 3:12 PM
Roseanne
Therapy
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
Sat, Aug 1 3:48 PM
Roseanne
Lies
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
Sat, Aug 1 4:24 PM
Roseanne
Deliverance
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Sat, Aug 1 5:00 PM
Roseanne
Secrets
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Sat, Aug 1 5:36 PM
Roseanne
Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Sat, Aug 1 6:12 PM
Roseanne
Aliens
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Sat, Aug 1 6:48 PM
Roseanne
Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Sat, Aug 1 7:24 PM
Roseanne
Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
Sat, Aug 1 8:00 PM
Roseanne
The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Sat, Aug 1 8:30 PM
Roseanne
Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Sat, Aug 1 9:00 PM
Roseanne
Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Sat, Aug 1 9:30 PM
Roseanne
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Sat, Aug 1 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Sat, Aug 1 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Sat, Aug 1 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Sat, Aug 1 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Gum
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
Sun, Aug 2 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
Sun, Aug 2 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
Sun, Aug 2 1:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
Sun, Aug 2 1:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Sun, Aug 2 2:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Sun, Aug 2 2:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
Sun, Aug 2 3:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Sun, Aug 2 3:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Sun, Aug 2 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Frozen Pop
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
Sun, Aug 2 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Fair Game
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
Sun, Aug 2 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Meet By-Product
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
Sun, Aug 2 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
Sun, Aug 2 6:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Sun, Aug 2 6:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Nuts
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Sun, Aug 2 7:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
Sun, Aug 2 7:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Sun, Aug 2 8:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Sun, Aug 2 8:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
Sun, Aug 2 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Sun, Aug 2 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
Sun, Aug 2 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Sun, Aug 2 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
Sun, Aug 2 11:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
Sun, Aug 2 11:36 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
Sun, Aug 2 12:12 PM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Sun, Aug 2 12:48 PM
The Golden Girls
Sister of the Bride
Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.
Sun, Aug 2 1:24 PM
The Golden Girls
Miles to Go
When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.
Sun, Aug 2 2:00 PM
The Golden Girls
There Goes the Bride: Part 1
When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.
Sun, Aug 2 2:36 PM
The Golden Girls
There Goes the Bride: Part 2
While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.
Sun, Aug 2 3:12 PM
The Golden Girls
Older and Wiser
Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.
Sun, Aug 2 3:48 PM
The Golden Girls
Melodrama
Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.
Sun, Aug 2 4:24 PM
The Golden Girls
Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.
Sun, Aug 2 5:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Witness
A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.
Sun, Aug 2 5:30 PM
The Golden Girls
What a Difference a Date Makes
Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.
Sun, Aug 2 6:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Love for Sale
Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.
Sun, Aug 2 6:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Sun, Aug 2 7:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Sun, Aug 2 7:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.
Sun, Aug 2 8:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Hey, Look Me Over
An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.
Sun, Aug 2 8:30 PM
The Golden Girls
The Case of the Libertine Belle
Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.
Sun, Aug 2 9:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Sun, Aug 2 9:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Sun, Aug 2 10:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Sun, Aug 2 10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
Sun, Aug 2 11:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Sun, Aug 2 11:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Mon, Aug 3 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
Mon, Aug 3 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Mon, Aug 3 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Mon, Aug 3 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Mon, Aug 3 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Mon, Aug 3 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Mon, Aug 3 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Mon, Aug 3 4:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
Mon, Aug 3 4:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Mon, Aug 3 5:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Mon, Aug 3 5:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Mon, Aug 3 6:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Mon, Aug 3 6:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Mon, Aug 3 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
Mon, Aug 3 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Mon, Aug 3 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Mon, Aug 3 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Mon, Aug 3 9:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
Mon, Aug 3 9:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
Mon, Aug 3 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
Mon, Aug 3 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
Mon, Aug 3 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Woody Harrelson; Dave Franco; Isla Fisher; Jesse Eisenberg
Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, Isla Fisher, Jesse Eisenberg, Ariana Greenblatt, Justice Smith and Dominic Sessa (``Now You See Me: Now You Don't``).
Mon, Aug 3 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Woody Harrelson; Dave Franco; Isla Fisher; Jesse Eisenberg; Justice Smith; Ariana Greenblatt; Dominic Sessa
Drew has a magical show full of surprises with the cast of ``Now You See Me: Now You Don't.``
Mon, Aug 3 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A Baby in the House
Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.
Mon, Aug 3 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The County Clerk
Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.
Mon, Aug 3 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Foster Lady
Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.
Mon, Aug 3 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober's Replacement
Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.
Mon, Aug 3 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Picture This
Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
Mon, Aug 3 2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
That Darn Kid
While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
Mon, Aug 3 3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Hey, Look Me Over
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
Mon, Aug 3 3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Trick or Treatment
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
Mon, Aug 3 4:00 PM
Gunsmoke
A Hat
A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.
Mon, Aug 3 5:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Hard Luck Henry
``Hard-Luck`` Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his ``smart`` cousin Festus.
Mon, Aug 3 6:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
Mon, Aug 3 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Pillagers
Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.
Mon, Aug 3 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Prairie Wolfer
Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.
Mon, Aug 3 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.
Mon, Aug 3 9:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
If I Had a Quarter-Million
Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.
Mon, Aug 3 10:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
TV or Not TV
A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.
Mon, Aug 3 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Guest in the House
Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.
Mon, Aug 3 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Case of the Punch in the Nose
Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.
Mon, Aug 3 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie's Newspaper
Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.
Tue, Aug 4 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Tue, Aug 4 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Tue, Aug 4 1:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Tue, Aug 4 1:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Tue, Aug 4 2:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tue, Aug 4 2:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Tue, Aug 4 3:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Tue, Aug 4 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Tue, Aug 4 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Surprise Artie
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
Tue, Aug 4 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Wild Cards
Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.
Tue, Aug 4 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Big Dougie
Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.
Tue, Aug 4 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Soft Touch
Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.
Tue, Aug 4 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Restaurant Row
Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.
Tue, Aug 4 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Flower Power
Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.
Tue, Aug 4 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
Tue, Aug 4 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
Tue, Aug 4 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
Tue, Aug 4 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Tue, Aug 4 9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Beauty and the Beast
While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.
Tue, Aug 4 9:30 AM
The Golden Girls
That's for Me to Know
Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage.
Tue, Aug 4 10:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Where's Charlie?
Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.
Tue, Aug 4 10:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Mother Load
Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.
Tue, Aug 4 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With David Letterman & Hoda Kotb
Drew shares more of her sit-down interview with David Letterman, who looks back on some of his biggest moments in a rousing game of Memory Bank; more from Drew and Hoda Kotb's conversation on growing and learning.
Tue, Aug 4 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Jennifer Aniston
Drew shares more of her sit-down interview with Jennifer Aniston.
Tue, Aug 4 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Battle of Mayberry
Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.
Tue, Aug 4 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A Singer in Town
Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.
Tue, Aug 4 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie's Girlfriend
Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.
Tue, Aug 4 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Lodge
Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.
Tue, Aug 4 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Foreign Affairs
Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.
Tue, Aug 4 2:35 PM
M*A*S*H
The Joker Is Wild
B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
Tue, Aug 4 3:10 PM
M*A*S*H
Who Knew?
A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
Tue, Aug 4 3:45 PM
Gunsmoke
Stranger in Town
A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.
Tue, Aug 4 4:50 PM
Gunsmoke
Death Train
Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.
Tue, Aug 4 5:55 PM
Gunsmoke
Rope Fever
Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.
Tue, Aug 4 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Wonder
A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant.
Tue, Aug 4 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Baker's Dozen
Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from going to an orphanage.
Tue, Aug 4 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
Tue, Aug 4 9:36 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
Tue, Aug 4 10:12 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
Tue, Aug 4 10:48 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
Tue, Aug 4 11:24 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
Wed, Aug 5 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Pat's Secret
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Wed, Aug 5 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Finale
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Wed, Aug 5 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Pilot
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Wed, Aug 5 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
I Love You
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Wed, Aug 5 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
I Wish I Were Gus
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Wed, Aug 5 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Standard Deviation
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Wed, Aug 5 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Look Don't Touch
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Wed, Aug 5 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Whine Country
A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.
Wed, Aug 5 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Do Rico
When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.
Wed, Aug 5 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Roast Chicken
Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.
Wed, Aug 5 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Fatty McButterpants
An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.
Wed, Aug 5 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Class Struggle
Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.
Wed, Aug 5 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Strike One
Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.
Wed, Aug 5 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
Wed, Aug 5 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
Wed, Aug 5 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
Wed, Aug 5 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Van Buren Boys
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
Wed, Aug 5 9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Dateline: Miami
Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.
Wed, Aug 5 9:30 AM
The Golden Girls
The Monkey Show: Part 1
Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.
Wed, Aug 5 10:00 AM
The Golden Girls
The Monkey Show: Part 2
Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.
Wed, Aug 5 10:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Ro$e Love$ Mile$
Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.
Wed, Aug 5 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Drew's News Flashback: Alicia Keys, Oliver Hudson, Tiffany Haddish
It's Drew's News flashbacks featuring Alicia Keys, Oliver Hudson and Tiffany Haddish.
Wed, Aug 5 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Hot in Cleveland Cast Extra
It's a little bit extra with the cast of ``Hot in Cleveland`` surprising Valerie Bertinelli and reminiscing about working with the iconic Betty White.
Wed, Aug 5 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Barbershop Quartet
The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.
Wed, Aug 5 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Ball Game
Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.
Wed, Aug 5 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.
Wed, Aug 5 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Darling Fortune
Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.
Wed, Aug 5 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Bombshells
Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.
Wed, Aug 5 2:35 PM
M*A*S*H
Settling Debts
Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.
Wed, Aug 5 3:10 PM
M*A*S*H
The Moon Is Not Blue
Klinger takes ``cool pills``; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.
Wed, Aug 5 3:45 PM
Gunsmoke
The Victim
A lovesick roustabout faces a lynch mob when he accidentally kills a popular young cowhand.
Wed, Aug 5 4:50 PM
Gunsmoke
Nowhere to Run
A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his cohorts.
Wed, Aug 5 5:55 PM
Gunsmoke
Blood Money
The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.
Wed, Aug 5 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Dead Man's Law
A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.
Wed, Aug 5 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Hill Girl
A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.
Wed, Aug 5 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
Wed, Aug 5 9:36 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
Wed, Aug 5 10:12 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Manhunt
Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.
Wed, Aug 5 10:48 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Guitar Player
With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.
Wed, Aug 5 11:24 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Ellie Comes to Town
Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.
Thu, Aug 6 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Frank the Writer
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Thu, Aug 6 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Your Place or Mine?
After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.
Thu, Aug 6 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
In-Laws
Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.
Thu, Aug 6 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Win, Lose or Draw
Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.
Thu, Aug 6 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Turkey or Fish
Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.
Thu, Aug 6 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Captain Nemo
Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.
Thu, Aug 6 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ball
Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.
Thu, Aug 6 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Strike Too
With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.
Thu, Aug 6 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Strike Out
Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.
Thu, Aug 6 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Dark Meet
Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.
Thu, Aug 6 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.
Thu, Aug 6 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Work Related
Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.
Thu, Aug 6 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Better Camera
Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.
Thu, Aug 6 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
Thu, Aug 6 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
Thu, Aug 6 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
Thu, Aug 6 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
Thu, Aug 6 9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Room 7
While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.
Thu, Aug 6 9:30 AM
The Golden Girls
From Here to the Pharmacy
A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.
Thu, Aug 6 10:00 AM
The Golden Girls
The Pope's Ring
Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.
Thu, Aug 6 10:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Old Boyfriends
Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.
Thu, Aug 6 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael & Cameron Douglas
More from Drew's interview with Catherine Zeta-Jones and her sit-down with Michael and Cameron Douglas.
Thu, Aug 6 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Halle Berry, Kristina Zias
A Little Bit Extra with Drew, Halle Berry and Kristina Zias, who are celebrating aging by helping a viewer over 50 achieve a glow-up look.
Thu, Aug 6 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Mind Over Matter
Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.
Thu, Aug 6 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Politics Begin at Home
Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.
Thu, Aug 6 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Senior Play
Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.
Thu, Aug 6 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie Finds a Baby
Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.
Thu, Aug 6 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Run for the Money
Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.
Thu, Aug 6 2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
U.N. the Night and the Music
Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.
Thu, Aug 6 3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Strange Bedfellows
Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.
Thu, Aug 6 3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Say No More
A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.
Thu, Aug 6 4:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Buffalo Man
A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.
Thu, Aug 6 5:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Jackals
Matt enters Mexico to pursue four fugitives wanted for murdering his friend, a retired sheriff.
Thu, Aug 6 6:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The First People
Matt is arrested after an Indian agent's stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation.
Thu, Aug 6 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Mr. Sam'l
A man (Ed Begley) arrives in drought-stricken Dodge City claiming he can find water.
Thu, Aug 6 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
A Noose for Dobie Price
A former outlaw offers to help Matt find members of his old gang and convince them to come out of hiding.
Thu, Aug 6 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Irresistible Andy
Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.
Thu, Aug 6 9:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Runaway Kid
Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.
Thu, Aug 6 10:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy the Matchmaker
Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.
Thu, Aug 6 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie's Charity
Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.
Thu, Aug 6 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A Feud Is a Feud
Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.
Thu, Aug 6 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Ellie for Council
Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.
Fri, Aug 7 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra's Sick
Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.
Fri, Aug 7 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Who's Handsome?
Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.
Fri, Aug 7 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Car
Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``
Fri, Aug 7 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Diamonds
Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.
Fri, Aug 7 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Game
When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.
Fri, Aug 7 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.
Fri, Aug 7 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Dog
Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.
Fri, Aug 7 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Wedding Presence
After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.
Fri, Aug 7 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Hi-Def Jam
Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.
Fri, Aug 7 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Paint Misbehavin'
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.
Fri, Aug 7 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Deacon Blues
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.
Fri, Aug 7 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Horizontal Hold
Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.
Fri, Aug 7 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Inner Tube
Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.
Fri, Aug 7 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, ``Yada, yada, yada.``
Fri, Aug 7 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Millennium
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
Fri, Aug 7 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Muffin Tops
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
Fri, Aug 7 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Summer of George
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
Fri, Aug 7 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Pilot
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
Fri, Aug 7 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Supertramp
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
Fri, Aug 7 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Open Water
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
Fri, Aug 7 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
Fri, Aug 7 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Drew's News Flashback: Sunny Anderson & Nate Berkus; Cooking Flashback: Emeril
It's a Drew's News Flashback to Sunny Anderson officially joining the Drew-crew family; it's a Cooking Flashback when Emeril Lagasse surprises Sunny!
Fri, Aug 7 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Kristin Davis
It's a little bit extra with Kristin Davis, who reminisces about her favorite moments playing Charlotte on ``Sex and the City``; more from her surprise ``Sex and the City`` gift for Drew.
Fri, Aug 7 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Big Fish in a Small Town
Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.
Fri, Aug 7 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Only a Rose
Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.
Fri, Aug 7 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Otis the Deputy
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
Fri, Aug 7 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober Makes History
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
Fri, Aug 7 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Friends and Enemies
An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.
Fri, Aug 7 2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Give and Take
When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.
Fri, Aug 7 3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
As Time Goes By
Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.
Fri, Aug 7 3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Pilot
To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.
Fri, Aug 7 4:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Lyle's Kid
A boy is trained as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for wrongs done to his father.
Fri, Aug 7 5:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Hide Cutters
Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide-cutters.
Fri, Aug 7 6:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Zavala
Matt befriends a 13-year-old Mexican boy who believes the marshal can rid his village of a group of bandits.
Fri, Aug 7 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Uncle Finney
A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors.
Fri, Aug 7 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Slocum
After Matt is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill Matt.
Fri, Aug 7 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Christmas Story
Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.
Fri, Aug 7 9:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Stranger in Town
A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.
Fri, Aug 7 10:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Mayberry Goes Hollywood
A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.
Fri, Aug 7 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Horse Trader
Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.
Fri, Aug 7 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Those Gossipin' Men
Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.
Fri, Aug 7 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Beauty Contest
Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.
Sat, Aug 8 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Neighbors
When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.
Sat, Aug 8 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fascinatin' Debra
Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.
Sat, Aug 8 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Why Are We Here?
Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.
Sat, Aug 8 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's on TV
Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.
Sat, Aug 8 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Father Knows Least
Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.
Sat, Aug 8 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Brother
The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.
Sat, Aug 8 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Mozart
Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.
Sat, Aug 8 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Papa Pill
When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.
Sat, Aug 8 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Package Deal
Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.
Sat, Aug 8 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Separation Anxiety
Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.
Sat, Aug 8 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Departure Time
Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.
Sat, Aug 8 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Swim Neighbors
Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.
Sat, Aug 8 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
S'no Job
Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.
Sat, Aug 8 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
Sat, Aug 8 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Voice
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
Sat, Aug 8 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Serenity Now
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
Sat, Aug 8 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Blood
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
Sat, Aug 8 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
I'll Show You Mine
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
Sat, Aug 8 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Other F Word
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
Sat, Aug 8 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
Sat, Aug 8 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Teach Your Children Well
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
Sat, Aug 8 11:00 AM
Roseanne
Halloween IV
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Sat, Aug 8 11:36 AM
Roseanne
Ladies Choice
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Sat, Aug 8 12:12 PM
Roseanne
Stand on Your Man
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Sat, Aug 8 12:48 PM
Roseanne
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Sat, Aug 8 1:24 PM
Roseanne
Of Ice and Men
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
Sat, Aug 8 2:00 PM
Roseanne
No Place Like Home for the Holidays
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
Sat, Aug 8 2:36 PM
Roseanne
Crime and Punishment
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
Sat, Aug 8 3:12 PM
Roseanne
War and Peace
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
Sat, Aug 8 3:48 PM
Roseanne
Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
Sat, Aug 8 4:24 PM
Roseanne
Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
Sat, Aug 8 5:00 PM
Roseanne
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
Sat, Aug 8 5:36 PM
Roseanne
Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of ``The Jackie Thomas Show'' when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
Sat, Aug 8 6:12 PM
Roseanne
It's a Boy!
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
Sat, Aug 8 6:48 PM
Roseanne
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
Sat, Aug 8 7:24 PM
Roseanne
Playing With Matches
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
Sat, Aug 8 8:00 PM
Roseanne
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
Sat, Aug 8 8:30 PM
Roseanne
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
Sat, Aug 8 9:00 PM
Roseanne
Tooth or Consequences
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
Sat, Aug 8 9:30 PM
Roseanne
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
Sat, Aug 8 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
Sat, Aug 8 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
Sat, Aug 8 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Slicer
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
Sat, Aug 8 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Betrayal
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
Sun, Aug 9 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Apology
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
Sun, Aug 9 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Strike
George and his father celebrate an alternative holiday; Kramer goes back to work after a long bagel strike.
Sun, Aug 9 1:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
Sun, Aug 9 1:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Sun, Aug 9 2:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Cartoon
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
Sun, Aug 9 2:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
Sun, Aug 9 3:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Wizard
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
Sun, Aug 9 3:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Burning
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
Sun, Aug 9 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Pregnant Pause
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
Sun, Aug 9 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Pregnant Pause
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
Sun, Aug 9 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Walk, Man
In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.
Sun, Aug 9 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Sight Gag
Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.
Sun, Aug 9 6:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
Sun, Aug 9 6:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
Sun, Aug 9 7:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Exile on Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
Sun, Aug 9 7:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
Sun, Aug 9 8:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
A Fair to Remember
After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).
Sun, Aug 9 8:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Passion of the Christine
Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.
Sun, Aug 9 9:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Answer Is Maybe
When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
Sun, Aug 9 9:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
Sun, Aug 9 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Oh God, Yes
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
Sun, Aug 9 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Separation Anxiety
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
Sun, Aug 9 11:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Champ
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
Sun, Aug 9 11:36 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Playdate With Destiny
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
Sun, Aug 9 12:12 PM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Women 'N Tuition
Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.
Sun, Aug 9 12:48 PM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Mission: Impossible
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.
Sun, Aug 9 1:24 PM
The Golden Girls
Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.
Sun, Aug 9 2:00 PM
The Golden Girls
The Commitments
Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a ``Beatlemania`` cast member.
Sun, Aug 9 2:36 PM
The Golden Girls
Questions & Answers
Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ``Jeopardy!`` but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.
Sun, Aug 9 3:12 PM
The Golden Girls
Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.
Sun, Aug 9 3:48 PM
The Golden Girls
Journey to the Center of Attention
Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.
Sun, Aug 9 4:24 PM
The Golden Girls
A Midwinter Night's Dream
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
Sun, Aug 9 5:00 PM
The Golden Girls
A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
Sun, Aug 9 5:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.
Sun, Aug 9 6:00 PM
The Golden Girls
Home Again, Rose: Part 1
Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.
Sun, Aug 9 6:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Home Again, Rose: Part 2
Before waking from surgery, Rose dreams that she, Blanche and Dorothy are 100 years in the future.
Sun, Aug 9 7:00 PM
The Golden Girls
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 1
Blanche pairs Dorothy with her visiting uncle (Leslie Nielsen), but later regrets her matchmaking.
Sun, Aug 9 7:30 PM
The Golden Girls
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Part 2
Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.
Sun, Aug 9 8:00 PM
The Golden Girls
The Engagement
Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist.
Sun, Aug 9 8:30 PM
The Golden Girls
Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding
Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.
Sun, Aug 9 9:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Golf
Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.
Sun, Aug 9 9:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Anniversary
At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.
Sun, Aug 9 10:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Working Late Again
Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.
Sun, Aug 9 10:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Children's Book
Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.
Sun, Aug 9 11:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Gift
Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.
Sun, Aug 9 11:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
High School
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Mon, Aug 10 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Letter
After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.
Mon, Aug 10 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
All I Want for Christmas
A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.
Mon, Aug 10 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Civil Wars
Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.
Mon, Aug 10 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Mia Famiglia
Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.
Mon, Aug 10 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Marie's Meatballs
Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.
Mon, Aug 10 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Checkbook
Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.
Mon, Aug 10 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Ride-Along
Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.
Mon, Aug 10 4:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Bookstore
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
Mon, Aug 10 4:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Frogger
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in ``the guys`` for George.
Mon, Aug 10 5:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
Mon, Aug 10 5:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.
Mon, Aug 10 6:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.
Mon, Aug 10 6:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
Mon, Aug 10 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
Mon, Aug 10 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
Pilot
A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.
Mon, Aug 10 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Stakeout
Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.
Mon, Aug 10 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Robbery
Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.
Mon, Aug 10 9:00 AM
Seinfeld
Male Unbonding
Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.
Mon, Aug 10 9:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Stock Tip
George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
Mon, Aug 10 10:00 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
What About Barb?
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.
Mon, Aug 10 10:30 AM
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Crash
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
Mon, Aug 10 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Diane Lane; Cooking Flashback: Tony Danza
It's a little bit extra with Diane Lane, who plays behind-the-scenes and dishes on her most iconic roles; it's a Cooking Flashback, with Tony Danza in the kitchen.
Mon, Aug 10 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
A Little Bit Extra With Tracy Morgan
It's a little bit extra from Drew's interview with the hilarious Tracy Morgan.
Mon, Aug 10 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Mon, Aug 10 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
Mon, Aug 10 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
Mon, Aug 10 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.
Mon, Aug 10 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
To Market, to Market
Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.
Mon, Aug 10 2:30 PM
M*A*S*H
Requiem for a Lightweight
Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a nurse.
Mon, Aug 10 3:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Chief Surgeon Who?
Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.
Mon, Aug 10 3:30 PM
M*A*S*H
The Moose
Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
Mon, Aug 10 4:00 PM
Gunsmoke
O'Quillian
A small, ornery Irishman (John McLiam) named O'Quillian spreads dissension in Dodge City.
Mon, Aug 10 5:00 PM
Gunsmoke
9:12 to Dodge
Matt & Doc are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict.
Mon, Aug 10 6:00 PM
Gunsmoke
Abelia
A band of outlaws holds Festus, a young widow and her two children as hostages.
Mon, Aug 10 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Railroad
When a railroad company tries to force Jim Graham off his land, Matt blocks its efforts.
Mon, Aug 10 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Miracle Man
A slick-talking salesman attended by three dissatisfied customers is rescued by a farm widow.
Mon, Aug 10 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Alcohol and Old Lace
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
Mon, Aug 10 9:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy, the Marriage Counselor
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
Mon, Aug 10 10:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Mayberry on Record
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
Mon, Aug 10 10:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy Saves Barney's Morale
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
Mon, Aug 10 11:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and the Gentleman Crook
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Mon, Aug 10 11:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Cyrano Andy
Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.
Tue, Aug 11 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Family Bed
Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.
Tue, Aug 11 12:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Good Girls
Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``
Tue, Aug 11 1:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
T-Ball
Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.
Tue, Aug 11 1:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Traffic School
Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.
Tue, Aug 11 2:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Six Feet Under
Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.
Tue, Aug 11 2:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Garage Sale
Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.
Tue, Aug 11 3:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Tue, Aug 11 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Wedding
Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.
Tue, Aug 11 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Mean Streak
Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.
Tue, Aug 11 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Friender Bender
Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.
Tue, Aug 11 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
No Retreat
Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.
Tue, Aug 11 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Ticker Treat
Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.
Tue, Aug 11 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Lyin' Hearted
Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.
Tue, Aug 11 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Life Sentence
Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.
Tue, Aug 11 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
Tue, Aug 11 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Pony Remark
Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
Tue, Aug 11 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Jacket
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
Tue, Aug 11 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
Tue, Aug 11 9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Rose the Prude
Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.
Tue, Aug 11 9:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Transplant
Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.
Tue, Aug 11 10:00 AM
The Golden Girls
The Triangle
Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.
Tue, Aug 11 10:30 AM
The Golden Girls
On Golden Girls
Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.
Tue, Aug 11 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Cast Members of ``The Chew`` Reunite
The hosts of ``The Chew`` reunite: Michael Symon, Carla Hall, Clinton Kelly and Sunny Anderson; Drew's guests take the pumpkin spice challenge.
Tue, Aug 11 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Jesse Williams
Jesse Williams talks about producing and starring in ``Hotel Costiera.``
Tue, Aug 11 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Tue, Aug 11 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
Tue, Aug 11 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Tue, Aug 11 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
Tue, Aug 11 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Yankee Doodle Doctor
The surgeons at the 4077th decide to ``rewrite`` an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.
Tue, Aug 11 2:35 PM
M*A*S*H
Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.
Tue, Aug 11 3:10 PM
M*A*S*H
Cowboy
Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.
Tue, Aug 11 3:45 PM
Gunsmoke
Waco
Matt has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner, pursued the entire way by the man's gang.
Tue, Aug 11 4:50 PM
Gunsmoke
Lobo
Matt's friend becomes a murderer because of his fanatic opposition to the killing of a renegade wolf.
Tue, Aug 11 5:55 PM
Gunsmoke
Johnny Cross
In Matt's absence, deputy Newly tracks down a wanted man, saves him from bounty hunters and does his best to prove the man's innocence.
Tue, Aug 11 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Money Store
An impoverished widower is accused of stealing money from a bank in order to feed his two small children.
Tue, Aug 11 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Twisted Heritage
Kitty saves the life of a fellow stagecoach traveler and becomes deeply involved in his personal life.
Tue, Aug 11 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
Tue, Aug 11 9:36 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The New Doctor
Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.
Tue, Aug 11 10:12 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
A Plaque for Mayberry
The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.
Tue, Aug 11 10:48 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Inspector
Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.
Tue, Aug 11 11:24 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Ellie Saves a Female
Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.
Wed, Aug 12 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Invasion
Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.
Wed, Aug 12 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Driving Frank
Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.
Wed, Aug 12 1:10 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Sitter
Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.
Wed, Aug 12 1:45 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Getting Even
Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.
Wed, Aug 12 2:20 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Visit
Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.
Wed, Aug 12 2:55 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``
Wed, Aug 12 3:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Moving Out
Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.
Wed, Aug 12 4:00 AM
The King of Queens
Veiled Threat
Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.
Wed, Aug 12 4:30 AM
The King of Queens
Oxy Moron
Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.
Wed, Aug 12 5:00 AM
The King of Queens
Depo Man
Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.
Wed, Aug 12 5:30 AM
The King of Queens
Ovary Action
The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.
Wed, Aug 12 6:00 AM
The King of Queens
Food Fight
Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.
Wed, Aug 12 6:30 AM
The King of Queens
Double Downer
Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.
Wed, Aug 12 7:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
Wed, Aug 12 7:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
Wed, Aug 12 8:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
Wed, Aug 12 8:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a ``holistic`` healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Wed, Aug 12 9:00 AM
The Golden Girls
The Competition
Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.
Wed, Aug 12 9:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Break In
After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.
Wed, Aug 12 10:00 AM
The Golden Girls
Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.
Wed, Aug 12 10:30 AM
The Golden Girls
Heart Attack
The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.
Wed, Aug 12 11:00 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Jamie Oliver
Sunny Anderson stops by the news desk; Jamie Oliver shares some healthy cooking suggestions.
Wed, Aug 12 11:30 AM
The Drew Barrymore Show
Emily Bader
Emily Bader tells Drew about her movie ``People We Meet on Vacation`` and working with co-star Tom Blyth.
Wed, Aug 12 12:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Statue
Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
Wed, Aug 12 12:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Helen, the Authoress
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.
Wed, Aug 12 1:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Goodbye, Dolly
Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
Wed, Aug 12 1:30 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Opie's Piano Lesson
Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.
Wed, Aug 12 2:00 PM
M*A*S*H
Henry, Please Come Home
When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.
Wed, Aug 12 2:35 PM
M*A*S*H
I Hate a Mystery
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
Wed, Aug 12 3:10 PM
M*A*S*H
Germ Warfare
After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
Wed, Aug 12 3:45 PM
Gunsmoke
Time of the Jackals
Kitty's jealousy of an escaped murderer's girlfriend complicates Matt's efforts to recapture the man.
Wed, Aug 12 4:50 PM
Gunsmoke
Mannon
Ruthless gunman Mannon (Steve Forrest) shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes the citizens of Dodge City.
Wed, Aug 12 5:55 PM
Gunsmoke
Goldtown
Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.
Wed, Aug 12 7:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Mark of Cain
A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant.
Wed, Aug 12 8:00 PM
Gunsmoke
The Reprisal
Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient.
Wed, Aug 12 9:00 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy Forecloses
Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.
Wed, Aug 12 9:36 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Quiet Sam
Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.
Wed, Aug 12 10:12 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney Gets His Man
Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.
Wed, Aug 12 10:48 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
The Guitar Player Returns
Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.
Wed, Aug 12 11:24 PM
The Andy Griffith Show
Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
Thu, Aug 13 12:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Article
Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.
Thu, Aug 13 12:35 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Lone Barone
Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.