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Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.
Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.
After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.
Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.
Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
Bonnie is angry when Christy's financial decisions threaten the family's living situation; Christy agrees to help out a newly sober woman.
When Christy tries to ignore the family's problems, Bonnie ends up being the one to bring her back to reality.
To get the family back together, Bonnie and Christy rent a house with a colorful past; Bonnie tries to make things right between Alvin and Christy.
Christy tries to determine the reason behind Violet's strange behavior; Bonnie goes on a search for a job.
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Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.
Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.
Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.
The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.
The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
A banker gathers a posse and sets out after a recently released convict (Bruce Dern), believing him guilty of bank robbery and murder.
A widow (Kathleen Nolan) falls in love with Matt's wounded prisoner at a remote way station.
Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.
A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.
A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.
Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.
The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.
Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
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The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.
Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.
Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
A lawyer kills a judge to avenge his brother's hanging, then bribes a photographer to provide him a visual alibi; guest Jack Albertson.
A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven).
Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.
Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.
Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.
Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.
Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.
Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.
Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.
Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.
Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.
A lawyer (Paul Stevens) agrees to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.
A man (Morgan Woodward) seeks revenge after renegades kill his wife and burn his house.
Hoss feels he has testified mistakenly in court after seeing an accused murderer's double (Simon Oakland in a dual role) in town.
Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.
A ``chest cutter`` and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.
After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.
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Bonnie and Christy help Violet as she goes through labor; Christy thinks Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin.
Tensions are raised between Alvin and Bonnie, leaving Christy caught in the middle; Violet is worried about going to prom.
Bonnie and Christy try to ensure that everything goes smoothly when Violet finds a couple to adopt her baby.
Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren.
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.
An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.
After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.
Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.
When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.
Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.