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The Office
Sex Ed
Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.
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552 upcoming programs Fri, Oct 16 2:30 AM
The Office
The Sting
Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band.
Fri, Oct 16 3:00 AM
The Office
Costume Contest
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
Fri, Oct 16 3:30 AM
The Office
Christening
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
Fri, Oct 16 4:00 AM
The Office
Viewing Party
Erin and Gabe host a ``Glee`` viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
Fri, Oct 16 4:30 AM
The Office
WUPHF.com
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
Fri, Oct 16 5:00 AM
The Office
China
Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.
Fri, Oct 16 5:30 AM
The Office
Classy Christmas, Part 1
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
Fri, Oct 16 6:00 AM
The Office
Classy Christmas
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
Fri, Oct 16 6:30 AM
The Office
Ultimatum
Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
Fri, Oct 16 7:00 AM
Family Guy
HBO-No
The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: ``Game of Thrones,`` ``Succession`` and ``Big Little Lies.``
Fri, Oct 16 7:30 AM
Family Guy
Hard Boiled Meg
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
Fri, Oct 16 8:00 AM
Family Guy
Prescription Heroine
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood.
Fri, Oct 16 8:30 AM
Family Guy
All About Alana
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
Fri, Oct 16 9:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Fri, Oct 16 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Fri, Oct 16 10:00 AM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Fri, Oct 16 10:30 AM
South Park
Going Native
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Fri, Oct 16 11:00 AM
South Park
A Nightmare on FaceTime
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Fri, Oct 16 11:30 AM
South Park
A Scause for Applause
A scandal has shaken everyone's beliefs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
Fri, Oct 16 12:00 PM
South Park
Obama Wins!
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
Fri, Oct 16 12:30 PM
South Park
Let Go, Let Gov
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
Fri, Oct 16 1:00 PM
South Park
Informative Murder Porn
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
Fri, Oct 16 1:30 PM
South Park
World War Zimmerman
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
Fri, Oct 16 2:00 PM
South Park
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
Fri, Oct 16 2:30 PM
South Park
Taming Strange
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Fri, Oct 16 3:00 PM
South Park
Ginger Cow
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
Fri, Oct 16 3:30 PM
South Park
The Hobbit
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
Fri, Oct 16 4:00 PM
South Park
South American Biker Gangs
When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America.
Fri, Oct 16 4:30 PM
South Park
Billionaire Weenietown
Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards.
Fri, Oct 16 5:00 PM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Fri, Oct 16 5:30 PM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Fri, Oct 16 6:00 PM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Fri, Oct 16 6:30 PM
South Park
Go Fund Yourself
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
Fri, Oct 16 7:00 PM
South Park
Gluten Free Ebola
Mr. Mackey is now gluten-free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten-free.
Fri, Oct 16 7:30 PM
South Park
The Cissy
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a sissy.
Fri, Oct 16 8:00 PM
South Park
Handicar
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
Fri, Oct 16 8:30 PM
South Park
The Magic Bush
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
Fri, Oct 16 9:00 PM
South Park
Freemium Isn't Free
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Fri, Oct 16 9:30 PM
South Park
Grounded Vindaloop
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
Fri, Oct 16 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Fri, Oct 16 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Fri, Oct 16 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Fri, Oct 16 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Sat, Oct 17 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Sat, Oct 17 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Sat, Oct 17 1:00 AM
The Office
The Seminar
Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.
Sat, Oct 17 1:30 AM
The Office
The Search
Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.
Sat, Oct 17 2:00 AM
The Office
PDA
Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.
Sat, Oct 17 2:30 AM
The Office
Threat Level Midnight
After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie.
Sat, Oct 17 3:00 AM
The Office
Todd Packer
Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer.
Sat, Oct 17 3:30 AM
The Office
Garage Sale
Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale.
Sat, Oct 17 4:00 AM
The Office
Training Day
Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers.
Sat, Oct 17 4:30 AM
The Office
Michael's Last Dundies
Michael teaches DeAngelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe.
Sat, Oct 17 5:00 AM
The Office
Goodbye Michael, Part 1
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
Sat, Oct 17 5:30 AM
The Office
Goodbye Michael, Part 2
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
Sat, Oct 17 6:00 AM
The Office
Inner Circle
Deangelo plays favorites by creating an inner circle of most liked employees, and the women notice it seems to be all guys.
Sat, Oct 17 6:30 AM
The Office
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Dwight uses his position as acting manager to employ harsh policies in the office; Gabe tries to get Erin back.
Sat, Oct 17 7:00 AM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Sat, Oct 17 7:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Sat, Oct 17 8:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Sat, Oct 17 8:30 AM
South Park
C... Magic
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
Sat, Oct 17 9:00 AM
South Park
Rehash
Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.
Sat, Oct 17 9:30 AM
South Park
Happy Holograms
Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.
Sat, Oct 17 10:00 AM
South Park
Stunning and Brave
The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.
Sat, Oct 17 10:30 AM
South Park
Where My Country Gone?
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants.
Sat, Oct 17 11:00 AM
South Park
The City Part of Town
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.
Sat, Oct 17 11:30 AM
South Park
You're Not Yelping
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
Sat, Oct 17 12:00 PM
South Park
Safe Space
Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.
Sat, Oct 17 12:30 PM
South Park
Tweek x Craig
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Sat, Oct 17 1:00 PM
South Park
Naughty Ninjas
South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.
Sat, Oct 17 1:30 PM
South Park
Sponsored Content
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
Sat, Oct 17 2:00 PM
South Park
Truth and Advertising
When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.
Sat, Oct 17 2:30 PM
South Park
PC Principal Final Justice
Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Sat, Oct 17 3:00 PM
South Park
Member Berries
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
Sat, Oct 17 3:30 PM
South Park
Skank Hunt
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
Sat, Oct 17 4:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Sweet Sixteen
After realizing everyone forgot Jerry's birthday, Leslie decides to throw him a party; Tom is shocked to learn Ann doesn't share his taste in music.
Sat, Oct 17 4:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Campaign Shake-Up
Leslie's opponent, Bobby Newport, hires a powerful campaign manager (Kathryn Hahn); Ron is forced to interview replacements for Leslie; an unlikely employee discovers a solution to a challenging problem.
Sat, Oct 17 5:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Lucky
An Indianapolis talk show host asks to interview Leslie; April and Ron help ready Andy for his final exam.
Sat, Oct 17 5:36 PM
Parks and Recreation
Live Ammo
Leslie takes action when she learns the Parks Department budget is about to be cut; Chris takes Ron to a meditation center.
Sat, Oct 17 6:12 PM
Parks and Recreation
The Debate
Leslie faces Bobby Newport in a televised debate; Ann, Tom and Chris man the media spin room; Ron works to save a party for Leslie's donors.
Sat, Oct 17 6:48 PM
Parks and Recreation
Bus Tour
An important person in Pawnee dies while Leslie is on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign; Andy investigates a security threat; Chris finds a cure for his depression.
Sat, Oct 17 7:24 PM
Parks and Recreation
Win, Lose or Draw
Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future.
Sat, Oct 17 8:00 PM
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene.
Sat, Oct 17 10:30 PM
Get Hard (2015)
The prison-bound manager of a hedge fund asks a Black businessman, who has never been to jail, to prepare him for life behind bars.
Sun, Oct 18 12:45 AM
Step Brothers (2008)
Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.
Sun, Oct 18 3:00 AM
Ted (2012)
Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) to life, a man's (Mark Wahlberg) close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood.
Sun, Oct 18 5:30 AM
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene.
Sun, Oct 18 8:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Sun, Oct 18 8:30 AM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Sun, Oct 18 9:00 AM
South Park
Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
Sun, Oct 18 9:30 AM
South Park
Imaginationland: The Trilogy
The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun.
Sun, Oct 18 11:00 AM
South Park
Wieners Out
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
Sun, Oct 18 11:30 AM
South Park
Douche and a Danish
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
Sun, Oct 18 12:00 PM
South Park
Fort Collins
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
Sun, Oct 18 12:30 PM
South Park
Oh, Jeez
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
Sun, Oct 18 1:00 PM
South Park
Members Only
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
Sun, Oct 18 1:30 PM
South Park
Not Funny
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
Sun, Oct 18 2:00 PM
South Park
The End of Serialization as We Know It
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.
Sun, Oct 18 2:30 PM
South Park
White People Renovating Houses
Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
Sun, Oct 18 3:00 PM
South Park
Put It Down
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
Sun, Oct 18 3:30 PM
South Park
Holiday Special
An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.
Sun, Oct 18 4:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff.
Sun, Oct 18 4:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Soda Tax
Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam.
Sun, Oct 18 5:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
How a Bill Becomes a Law
Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip.
Sun, Oct 18 5:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Sex Education
Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.
Sun, Oct 18 6:00 PM
Ted (2012)
Thirty years after his childhood wish brought his beloved teddy bear (Seth MacFarlane) to life, a man's (Mark Wahlberg) close attachment to the talking toy prevents him from making the emotional leap from boyhood to adulthood.
Sun, Oct 18 8:30 PM
Step Brothers (2008)
Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.
Sun, Oct 18 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
Sun, Oct 18 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Sun, Oct 18 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Mon, Oct 19 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Mon, Oct 19 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Mon, Oct 19 1:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Mon, Oct 19 1:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Mon, Oct 19 2:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Mon, Oct 19 2:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Mon, Oct 19 3:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Mon, Oct 19 3:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Mon, Oct 19 4:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Mon, Oct 19 4:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Mon, Oct 19 5:00 AM
Family Guy
Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
Mon, Oct 19 5:30 AM
Family Guy
Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of ``Romeo and Juliet.``
Mon, Oct 19 6:00 AM
Family Guy
Oscars Guy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: ``Silence of the Lambs,`` ``American Beauty`` and ``Forrest Gump.``
Mon, Oct 19 6:30 AM
Family Guy
Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
Mon, Oct 19 7:00 AM
Family Guy
A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the ``Range Rover`` lifestyle.
Mon, Oct 19 7:30 AM
Family Guy
The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
Mon, Oct 19 8:00 AM
Family Guy
Unzipped Code
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Mon, Oct 19 8:30 AM
Family Guy
Happy Holo-ween
Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.
Mon, Oct 19 9:00 AM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Mon, Oct 19 9:30 AM
South Park
Billionaire Weenietown
Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards.
Mon, Oct 19 10:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Mon, Oct 19 10:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Mon, Oct 19 11:00 AM
South Park
Hummels & Heroin
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
Mon, Oct 19 11:30 AM
South Park
Sons a Witches
At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.
Mon, Oct 19 12:00 PM
South Park
Doubling Down
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
Mon, Oct 19 12:30 PM
South Park
Moss Piglets
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
Mon, Oct 19 1:00 PM
South Park
Super Hard PCness
It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
Mon, Oct 19 1:30 PM
South Park
Splatty Tomato
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.
Mon, Oct 19 2:00 PM
South Park
Rainforest Schmainforest
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
Mon, Oct 19 2:30 PM
South Park
Spontaneous Combustion
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
Mon, Oct 19 3:00 PM
South Park
Succubus
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Mon, Oct 19 3:30 PM
South Park
Tweek vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Mon, Oct 19 4:00 PM
South Park
Jakovasaurs
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Mon, Oct 19 4:30 PM
South Park
Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
Mon, Oct 19 5:00 PM
South Park
Cat Orgy
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
Mon, Oct 19 5:30 PM
South Park
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
Mon, Oct 19 6:00 PM
South Park
Jewbilee
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
Mon, Oct 19 6:30 PM
South Park
Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
Mon, Oct 19 7:00 PM
South Park
Starvin' Marvin in Space
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.
Mon, Oct 19 7:30 PM
South Park
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs.
Mon, Oct 19 8:00 PM
South Park
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
Mon, Oct 19 8:30 PM
South Park
Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
Mon, Oct 19 9:00 PM
South Park
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Collection of musical numbers from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album.
Mon, Oct 19 9:30 PM
South Park
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
Mon, Oct 19 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Mon, Oct 19 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
Mon, Oct 19 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
Mon, Oct 19 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
Tue, Oct 20 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Tue, Oct 20 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
Tue, Oct 20 1:00 AM
The Office
Search Committee
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
Tue, Oct 20 1:30 AM
The Office
Search Committee
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
Tue, Oct 20 2:00 AM
The Office
The List
The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO.
Tue, Oct 20 2:30 AM
The Office
The Incentive
The Scranton branch staff are challenged to double their sales; Andy decides to create an incentive program, but might end up regretting his promise.
Tue, Oct 20 3:00 AM
The Office
Lotto
After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers.
Tue, Oct 20 3:35 AM
The Office
Garden Party
When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self-conscious.
Tue, Oct 20 4:10 AM
The Office
Spooked
Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.
Tue, Oct 20 4:45 AM
The Office
Doomsday
Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors; Gabe takes a liking to an employee at the warehouse.
Tue, Oct 20 5:20 AM
The Office
Pam's Replacement
Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.
Tue, Oct 20 5:55 AM
The Office
Gettysburg
Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea.
Tue, Oct 20 6:30 AM
The Office
Mrs. California
Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building.
Tue, Oct 20 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Tue, Oct 20 8:00 AM
Family Guy
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
Tue, Oct 20 8:30 AM
Family Guy
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Tue, Oct 20 9:00 AM
Family Guy
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Tue, Oct 20 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Spanish-ish & TSA-holes
Beavis and Butt-Head forget the English language and learn a new one; middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head get new jobs as TSA agents.
Tue, Oct 20 10:00 AM
South Park
You Like That on Your Face
When aura battles take over South America, Kyle tries to help his little brother not be cringe.
Tue, Oct 20 10:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
Tue, Oct 20 11:00 AM
South Park
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Tue, Oct 20 11:30 AM
South Park
Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Tue, Oct 20 12:00 PM
South Park
Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Tue, Oct 20 12:30 PM
South Park
Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' ``Great Expectations.``
Tue, Oct 20 1:00 PM
South Park
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
Tue, Oct 20 1:30 PM
South Park
Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
Tue, Oct 20 2:00 PM
South Park
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.
Tue, Oct 20 2:30 PM
South Park
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Tue, Oct 20 3:00 PM
South Park
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Maxi threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
Tue, Oct 20 3:30 PM
South Park
Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Tue, Oct 20 4:00 PM
South Park
4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
Tue, Oct 20 4:30 PM
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Tue, Oct 20 5:00 PM
South Park
Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Tue, Oct 20 5:35 PM
South Park
Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
Tue, Oct 20 6:10 PM
South Park
Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
Tue, Oct 20 6:45 PM
South Park
A Very Crappy Christmas
Kyle awaits Mr. Hankey's appearance at Christmas.
Tue, Oct 20 7:15 PM
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
Tue, Oct 20 7:50 PM
South Park
Mecha Streisand
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
Tue, Oct 20 8:25 PM
South Park
The Crap Out
Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.
Tue, Oct 20 9:00 PM
South Park
Red Man's Greed
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
Tue, Oct 20 9:30 PM
South Park
South Park Is Gay
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
Tue, Oct 20 10:00 PM
Family Guy
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.
Tue, Oct 20 10:30 PM
Family Guy
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of ``Castaway``, ``Dirty Dancing`` and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Tue, Oct 20 11:00 PM
Family Guy
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Tue, Oct 20 11:30 PM
Family Guy
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
Wed, Oct 21 12:00 AM
Family Guy
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Wed, Oct 21 12:30 AM
Family Guy
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Wed, Oct 21 1:00 AM
Family Guy
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
Wed, Oct 21 1:30 AM
Family Guy
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Wed, Oct 21 2:00 AM
Family Guy
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect ``lost dog`` return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Wed, Oct 21 2:30 AM
Family Guy
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
Wed, Oct 21 3:00 AM
Family Guy
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
Wed, Oct 21 3:30 AM
Family Guy
Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
Wed, Oct 21 4:00 AM
Family Guy
Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
Wed, Oct 21 4:30 AM
Family Guy
Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the ``American Idol`` judges.
Wed, Oct 21 5:00 AM
Family Guy
Road to the Multiverse
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
Wed, Oct 21 5:30 AM
Family Guy
The Big Bang Theory
Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci.
Wed, Oct 21 6:00 AM
Family Guy
Back to the Pilot
Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.
Wed, Oct 21 6:30 AM
Family Guy
PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
Wed, Oct 21 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Wed, Oct 21 7:35 AM
Family Guy
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
Wed, Oct 21 8:02 AM
Family Guy
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Wed, Oct 21 8:30 AM
Family Guy
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect ``lost dog`` return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Wed, Oct 21 9:00 AM
Family Guy
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
Wed, Oct 21 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Wed, Oct 21 10:00 AM
South Park
Grey Dawn
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
Wed, Oct 21 10:30 AM
South Park
Casa Bonita
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
Wed, Oct 21 11:00 AM
South Park
All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Wed, Oct 21 11:30 AM
South Park
Raisins
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
Wed, Oct 21 12:00 PM
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of ``The Lord of the Rings`` to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Wed, Oct 21 12:30 PM
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
Wed, Oct 21 1:00 PM
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
Wed, Oct 21 1:30 PM
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
Wed, Oct 21 2:00 PM
South Park
Dead Kids
Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.
Wed, Oct 21 2:30 PM
South Park
A Boy and a Priest
A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.
Wed, Oct 21 3:00 PM
South Park
The Problem With a Poo
Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.
Wed, Oct 21 3:30 PM
South Park
Tegridy Farms
Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.
Wed, Oct 21 4:00 PM
South Park
The Scoots
The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning.
Wed, Oct 21 4:30 PM
South Park
Time to Get Cereal
The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.
Wed, Oct 21 5:00 PM
South Park
Nobody Got Cereal?
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.
Wed, Oct 21 5:35 PM
South Park
Buddha Box
No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment.
Wed, Oct 21 6:10 PM
South Park
Unfulfilled
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.
Wed, Oct 21 6:45 PM
South Park
Bike Parade
The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.
Wed, Oct 21 7:15 PM
South Park
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
Wed, Oct 21 7:50 PM
South Park
Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
Wed, Oct 21 8:25 PM
South Park
AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
Wed, Oct 21 9:00 PM
South Park
Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
Wed, Oct 21 9:30 PM
South Park
The Passion of the Jew
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
Wed, Oct 21 10:00 PM
South Park
You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
Wed, Oct 21 10:30 PM
South Park
The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
Wed, Oct 21 11:00 PM
South Park
Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
Wed, Oct 21 11:30 PM
South Park
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
Thu, Oct 22 12:00 AM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
Thu, Oct 22 12:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
Thu, Oct 22 1:00 AM
South Park
The Pandemic Special
The kids head back to school as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to challenge the residents of South Park.
Thu, Oct 22 2:00 AM
South Park
South ParQ Vaccination Special
As the citizens of South Park are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine, a militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.
Thu, Oct 22 3:00 AM
South Park
Preschool
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
Thu, Oct 22 3:30 AM
South Park
Quest for Ratings
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
Thu, Oct 22 4:00 AM
South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
Thu, Oct 22 4:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
Thu, Oct 22 5:00 AM
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
Thu, Oct 22 5:30 AM
South Park
Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
Thu, Oct 22 6:00 AM
South Park
Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord.
Thu, Oct 22 6:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Thu, Oct 22 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Thu, Oct 22 7:35 AM
South Park
Back to the Cold War
A lot is riding on Butters' ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
Thu, Oct 22 8:02 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Thu, Oct 22 8:30 AM
South Park
Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
Thu, Oct 22 9:00 AM
South Park
Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
Thu, Oct 22 9:30 AM
South Park
Chickenlover
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Thu, Oct 22 10:00 AM
South Park
Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
Thu, Oct 22 10:30 AM
South Park
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
Thu, Oct 22 11:00 AM
South Park
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.``
Thu, Oct 22 11:30 AM
South Park
City on the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Thu, Oct 22 12:00 PM
South Park
Summer Sucks
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Thu, Oct 22 12:30 PM
South Park
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Thu, Oct 22 1:00 PM
South Park
Chickenpox
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
Thu, Oct 22 1:30 PM
South Park
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Misérables.``
Thu, Oct 22 2:00 PM
South Park
Clubhouses
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
Thu, Oct 22 2:30 PM
South Park
Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
Thu, Oct 22 3:00 PM
South Park
Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
Thu, Oct 22 3:30 PM
South Park
Spooky Fish
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
Thu, Oct 22 4:00 PM
South Park
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
Thu, Oct 22 4:30 PM
South Park
Gnomes
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
Thu, Oct 22 5:00 PM
South Park
The Brown Noise
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
Thu, Oct 22 5:30 PM
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
Thu, Oct 22 6:00 PM
South Park
Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Thu, Oct 22 6:30 PM
South Park
Toilet Paper
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Thu, Oct 22 7:00 PM
South Park
Canceled
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
Thu, Oct 22 7:30 PM
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
Thu, Oct 22 8:00 PM
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
Thu, Oct 22 8:30 PM
South Park
South American Biker Gangs
When e-bikes arrive in South America, the boys take over the streets and the parents of South America can hardly recognize South America.
Thu, Oct 22 9:00 PM
South Park
Billionaire Weenietown
Butters is unhappy with the data centers that the billionaires are building in our backyards.
Thu, Oct 22 9:30 PM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Thu, Oct 22 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Thu, Oct 22 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
Thu, Oct 22 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Thu, Oct 22 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Fri, Oct 23 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Gum
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
Fri, Oct 23 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
Fri, Oct 23 1:00 AM
The Office
Christmas Wishes
Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.
Fri, Oct 23 1:30 AM
The Office
Trivia
Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters.
Fri, Oct 23 2:00 AM
The Office
Pool Party
When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home.
Fri, Oct 23 2:30 AM
The Office
Jury Duty
When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.
Fri, Oct 23 3:00 AM
The Office
Special Project
When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave.
Fri, Oct 23 3:35 AM
The Office
Tallahassee
In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises.
Fri, Oct 23 4:10 AM
The Office
After Hours
Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.
Fri, Oct 23 4:45 AM
The Office
Test the Store
Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.
Fri, Oct 23 5:20 AM
The Office
Last Day in Florida
After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.
Fri, Oct 23 5:55 AM
The Office
Get the Girl
Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.
Fri, Oct 23 6:30 AM
The Office
Welcome Party
Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.
Fri, Oct 23 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Fri, Oct 23 7:35 AM
Family Guy
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
Fri, Oct 23 8:02 AM
Family Guy
Back to the Pilot
Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.
Fri, Oct 23 8:30 AM
Family Guy
Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
Fri, Oct 23 9:00 AM
Family Guy
Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the ``American Idol`` judges.
Fri, Oct 23 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Fri, Oct 23 10:00 AM
South Park
Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Fri, Oct 23 10:30 AM
South Park
Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
Fri, Oct 23 11:00 AM
South Park
Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
Fri, Oct 23 11:30 AM
South Park
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Phillip movie.
Fri, Oct 23 12:00 PM
South Park
Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
Fri, Oct 23 12:30 PM
South Park
Professor Chaos
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
Fri, Oct 23 1:00 PM
South Park
Simpsons Already Did It
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
Fri, Oct 23 1:30 PM
South Park
Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
Fri, Oct 23 2:00 PM
South Park
Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
Fri, Oct 23 2:30 PM
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.
Fri, Oct 23 3:00 PM
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
Fri, Oct 23 3:30 PM
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Fri, Oct 23 4:00 PM
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
Fri, Oct 23 4:30 PM
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
Fri, Oct 23 5:00 PM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Fri, Oct 23 5:30 PM
South Park
Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
Fri, Oct 23 6:00 PM
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
Fri, Oct 23 6:30 PM
South Park
Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
Fri, Oct 23 7:00 PM
South Park
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Fri, Oct 23 7:30 PM
South Park
How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Fri, Oct 23 8:00 PM
South Park
The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Fri, Oct 23 8:30 PM
South Park
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
Fri, Oct 23 9:00 PM
South Park
Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
Fri, Oct 23 9:30 PM
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
Fri, Oct 23 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
Fri, Oct 23 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
Fri, Oct 23 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Fri, Oct 23 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
Sat, Oct 24 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
Sat, Oct 24 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
Sat, Oct 24 1:00 AM
The Office
Angry Andy
After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).
Sat, Oct 24 1:30 AM
The Office
Fundraiser
Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.
Sat, Oct 24 2:00 AM
The Office
Turf War
Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.
Sat, Oct 24 2:30 AM
The Office
Free Family Portrait Studio
A former boss helps Andy go undercover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.
Sat, Oct 24 3:00 AM
The Office
New Guys
Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.
Sat, Oct 24 3:30 AM
The Office
Roy's Wedding
A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.
Sat, Oct 24 4:00 AM
The Office
Andy's Ancestry
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
Sat, Oct 24 4:30 AM
The Office
Work Bus
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
Sat, Oct 24 5:00 AM
The Office
Here Comes Treble
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
Sat, Oct 24 5:30 AM
The Office
The Boat
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
Sat, Oct 24 6:00 AM
The Office
The Whale
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
Sat, Oct 24 6:30 AM
The Office
The Target
When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.
Sat, Oct 24 7:00 AM
Happy Gilmore (1996)
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
Sat, Oct 24 9:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Sat, Oct 24 9:30 AM
South Park
Mexican Joker
Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.
Sat, Oct 24 10:00 AM
South Park
Band in China
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.
Sat, Oct 24 10:30 AM
South Park
SHOTS!!!
Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.
Sat, Oct 24 11:00 AM
South Park
Let Them Eat Goo
Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.
Sat, Oct 24 11:30 AM
South Park
Tegridy Farms Halloween Special
Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.
Sat, Oct 24 12:00 PM
South Park
Season Finale
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up.
Sat, Oct 24 12:30 PM
South Park
Board Girls
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
Sat, Oct 24 1:00 PM
South Park
Turd Burglars
Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.
Sat, Oct 24 1:30 PM
South Park
Basic Cable
Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.
Sat, Oct 24 2:00 PM
South Park
Christmas Snow
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.
Sat, Oct 24 2:30 PM
South Park
Pajama Day
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
Sat, Oct 24 3:00 PM
South Park
The Big Fix
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
Sat, Oct 24 3:30 PM
South Park
City People
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
Sat, Oct 24 4:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Halloween Surprise
Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea.
Sat, Oct 24 4:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ben's Parents
Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings.
Sat, Oct 24 5:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Leslie vs. April
April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills.
Sat, Oct 24 5:36 PM
Parks and Recreation
Pawnee Commons
Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.
Sat, Oct 24 6:12 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ron and Diane
Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party.
Sat, Oct 24 6:48 PM
Parks and Recreation
Two Parties
Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's.
Sat, Oct 24 7:24 PM
Parks and Recreation
Women in Garbage
April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids.
Sat, Oct 24 8:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ann's Decision
After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks.
Sat, Oct 24 8:30 PM
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
Sat, Oct 24 10:40 PM
Daddy's Home (2015)
An insecure man (Will Ferrell) competes for the affection of his stepchildren when their freewheeling father (Mark Wahlberg) breezes back into town.
Sun, Oct 25 12:50 AM
Happy Gilmore (1996)
A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.
Sun, Oct 25 3:00 AM
We're the Millers (2013)
Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S.
Sun, Oct 25 5:30 AM
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
Sun, Oct 25 7:30 AM
Family Guy
Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
Sun, Oct 25 8:00 AM
Family Guy
Road to the Multiverse
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
Sun, Oct 25 8:30 AM
Family Guy
The Big Bang Theory
Brian and Stewie head back in time to prevent Bertram from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci.
Sun, Oct 25 9:00 AM
Family Guy
PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
Sun, Oct 25 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Sun, Oct 25 10:00 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Sun, Oct 25 10:30 AM
South Park
Cupid Ye
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
Sun, Oct 25 11:00 AM
South Park
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
Sun, Oct 25 11:30 AM
South Park
Japanese Toilet
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
Sun, Oct 25 12:00 PM
South Park
Deep Learning
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
Sun, Oct 25 12:30 PM
South Park
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
The ``South Park`` boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
Sun, Oct 25 1:00 PM
South Park
Spring Break
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Sun, Oct 25 1:30 PM
South Park
Sickofancy
Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.
Sun, Oct 25 2:00 PM
South Park
Wok is Dead
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.
Sun, Oct 25 2:30 PM
South Park
Conflict of Interest
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Sun, Oct 25 3:00 PM
South Park
Twisted Christian
Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.
Sun, Oct 25 3:30 PM
South Park
The Woman In The Hat
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
Sun, Oct 25 4:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Emergency Response
Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on ``Pawnee Today.``
Sun, Oct 25 4:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Leslie and Ben
Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble.
Sun, Oct 25 5:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Correspondent's Lunch
Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question.
Sun, Oct 25 5:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Bailout
Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.
Sun, Oct 25 6:00 PM
50 First Dates (2004)
Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.
Sun, Oct 25 8:00 PM
We're the Millers (2013)
Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S.
Sun, Oct 25 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Sun, Oct 25 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
Sun, Oct 25 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
Mon, Oct 26 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
Mon, Oct 26 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Mon, Oct 26 1:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
Mon, Oct 26 1:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
Mon, Oct 26 2:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
Mon, Oct 26 2:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
Mon, Oct 26 3:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
Mon, Oct 26 3:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
Mon, Oct 26 4:00 AM
Family Guy
The Stewaway
During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record.
Mon, Oct 26 4:30 AM
Family Guy
Get Stewie
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Mon, Oct 26 5:00 AM
Family Guy
Carny Knowledge
Peter and Chris finish last in a ``Generation Gap`` game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.
Mon, Oct 26 5:30 AM
Family Guy
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.
Mon, Oct 26 6:00 AM
Family Guy
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of ``Castaway``, ``Dirty Dancing`` and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Mon, Oct 26 6:30 AM
Family Guy
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Mon, Oct 26 7:00 AM
Family Guy
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
Mon, Oct 26 7:30 AM
Family Guy
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Mon, Oct 26 8:00 AM
Family Guy
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Mon, Oct 26 8:30 AM
Family Guy
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
Mon, Oct 26 9:00 AM
South Park
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman gets an anal probe; aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
Mon, Oct 26 9:30 AM
South Park
Weight Gain 4000
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
Mon, Oct 26 10:00 AM
South Park
Volcano
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
Mon, Oct 26 10:30 AM
South Park
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
Mon, Oct 26 11:00 AM
South Park
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
Mon, Oct 26 11:30 AM
South Park
Death
Stan's grandfather helps summon the Grim Reaper.
Mon, Oct 26 12:00 PM
South Park
Pink Eye
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
Mon, Oct 26 12:30 PM
South Park
Damien
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
Mon, Oct 26 1:00 PM
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
Mon, Oct 26 1:30 PM
South Park
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
Mon, Oct 26 2:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 2:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 3:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 3:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 4:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 4:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 5:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 5:35 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 6:10 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 6:45 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 7:15 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 7:50 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 8:25 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 9:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 9:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Mon, Oct 26 10:00 PM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Mon, Oct 26 10:30 PM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Mon, Oct 26 11:00 PM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Mon, Oct 26 11:30 PM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Tue, Oct 27 12:00 AM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Tue, Oct 27 12:30 AM
Seinfeld
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Tue, Oct 27 1:00 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 1:30 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 2:00 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 2:30 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 3:00 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 3:35 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 4:10 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 4:45 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 5:20 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 5:55 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 6:30 AM
The Office
Following the interactions of office employees at paper company Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pa., branch.
Tue, Oct 27 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Tue, Oct 27 8:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 8:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 9:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Stewart Moves In & Body Cam
Beavis and Butt-Head use a bulletproof vest to impress chicks; Stewart is getting a divorce and moves in with middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head.
Tue, Oct 27 10:00 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 10:30 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 11:00 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 11:30 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 12:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 12:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 1:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 1:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 2:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 2:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 3:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 3:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 4:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 4:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 5:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 5:35 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 6:10 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 6:45 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 7:15 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 7:50 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 8:25 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 9:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 9:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Tue, Oct 27 10:00 PM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 10:30 PM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 11:00 PM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Tue, Oct 27 11:30 PM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 12:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 12:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 1:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 1:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 2:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 2:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 3:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 3:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 4:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 4:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 5:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 5:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 6:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 6:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 7:00 AM
The Daily Show
Wed, Oct 28 7:35 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 8:02 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 8:30 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 9:00 AM
Family Guy
The adventures of the Griffins, an eccentric family living in New England, who are led by father Peter and mother Lois.
Wed, Oct 28 9:30 AM
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Beavis, Take the Wheel; Pleasure Washer
Beavis and Butt-Head use a power washer to do their work at Burger World. Middle-aged Butt-Head makes Beavis drive to the next county for beer.
Wed, Oct 28 10:00 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 10:30 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 11:00 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 11:30 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 12:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 12:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 1:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 1:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 2:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 2:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 3:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 3:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 4:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 4:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 5:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 5:35 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 6:10 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 6:45 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 7:15 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 7:50 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 8:25 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 9:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 9:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 10:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 10:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 11:00 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Wed, Oct 28 11:30 PM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Thu, Oct 29 12:00 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
Thu, Oct 29 12:30 AM
South Park
The off-color adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.