COZI TV Schedule

The King of Queens

China Syndrome

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

The King of Queens

Pilot

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

The King of Queens

Head First

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

The King of Queens

Fat City

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Two and a Half Men

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Two and a Half Men

My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Two and a Half Men

Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

George Lopez

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

George Lopez

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez

Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

George Lopez

George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Roseanne

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.

Roseanne

Tooth or Consequences

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.

The Nanny

Fashion Show

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion ``don't`` in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

The Nanny

Where's Fran

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

The Nanny

The Grandmas

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

The Nanny

Val's Boyfriend

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Fumble in the Dark

Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Whacking the Mole

After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price.

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The Nanny

The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

The Nanny

Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

The Nanny

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Married ... With Children

Guys and Dolls

Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.

Married ... With Children

Build a Better Mousetrap

Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.

Married ... With Children

Master the Possibilities

Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.

Married ... With Children

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say ''I love you.''

The King of Queens

Richie's Song

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

The King of Queens

Cello, Goodbye

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Roseanne

Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.

Roseanne

Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne

The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne

Party Politics

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Roseanne

A Stash From the Past

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Roseanne

Be My Baby

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

George Lopez

George vs. George

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

George Lopez

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George Lopez

Profiles in Courage

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

George Lopez

Secrets and Lies

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

Married ... With Children

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Married ... With Children

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Married ... With Children

Lez Be Friends

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Married ... With Children

Damn Bundys

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

Married ... With Children

Desperate Half Hour

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

Married ... With Children

How to Marry a Moron

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

The King of Queens

Paternal Affairs

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

The King of Queens

The Rock

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

The King of Queens

Road Rayge

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

The King of Queens

Educating Doug

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

George Lopez

Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

George Lopez

The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

George Lopez

E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez

Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Roseanne

Homeward Bound

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Roseanne

Guilt by Imagination

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

The Nanny

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

The Nanny

Where's the Pearls?

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Light Duty

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Ralph Lauren and Fish

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency.

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The Nanny

The Nanny Napper

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

The Nanny

A Star Is Unborn

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of ``Romeo and Juliet`` and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

The Nanny

Pishke Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

The Nanny

Stock Tip

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Married ... With Children

The Great Escape

A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.

Married ... With Children

Impo-Dent

Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.

Married ... With Children

Just Married ... With Children

Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.

Married ... With Children

Father Lode

When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.

The King of Queens

Fixer Upper

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

The King of Queens

Crappy Birthday

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Roseanne

Homecoming

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Roseanne

The Driver's Seat

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Roseanne

Suck Up or Shut Up

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Roseanne

Busted

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne

David vs. Goliath

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Roseanne

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

George Lopez

Girls Night Out

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

George Lopez

I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George Lopez

Team Leader

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

George Lopez

George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

Married ... With Children

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Married ... With Children

Pilot

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Married ... With Children

Thinergy

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Married ... With Children

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Married ... With Children

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

Married ... With Children

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.

The King of Queens

Best Man

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

The King of Queens

Dog Days

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

The King of Queens

Hungry Man

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant ``drinks-only`` cocktail party.

The King of Queens

Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

George Lopez

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George Lopez

George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George Lopez

George Gets Assisterance

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

George Lopez

Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

Roseanne

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Roseanne

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

The Nanny

That's Midlife

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

The Nanny

The Cantor Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

The Nanny

Green Card

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Ship of Fran's

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Bob Hearts Abishola

I'm Not Edsel

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tough Like a Laundromat Washing Machine

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola.

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The Nanny

The Whine Cellar

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

The Nanny

When You Pish Upon a Star

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

The Nanny

Take Back Your Mink

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

The Strike

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on ``Sally Jessy Raphael`` after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Married ... With Children

All in the Family

Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.

Married ... With Children

He Thought He Could

Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000.

Married ... With Children

I'm Going to Sweatland

Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.

Married ... With Children

Poke High

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

The King of Queens

S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens

White Collar

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Roseanne

Labor Day

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

Roseanne

Past Imperfect

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne

Lies My Father Told Me

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

Roseanne

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne

Body by Jake

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Roseanne

Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

George Lopez

Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

George Lopez

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

Married ... With Children

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards.

Married ... With Children

Married ... Without Children

Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.

Married ... With Children

The Poker Game

Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.

Married ... With Children

Peggy Sue Got Work

The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.

Married ... With Children

Al Loses His Cherry

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Married ... With Children

Nightmare on Al's Street

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

The King of Queens

Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

The King of Queens

Train Wreck

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

The King of Queens

Where's Poppa?

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

The King of Queens

Time Share

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

George Lopez

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George Lopez

George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George Lopez

George Watcha's Out for Jason

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Roseanne

Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne

Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

The Nanny

The Tart With Heart

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

The Nanny

The Cradle Robbers

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

The Nanny

The Bird's Nest

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

The Nanny

The Rosie Show

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Bob Hearts Abishola

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When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Useless Potheads

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie.

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The Nanny

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

The Nanny

Kindervelt Days

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

The Nanny

Canasta Masta

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

The Nanny

The Will

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

Married ... With Children

The Camping Show

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Married ... With Children

A Dump of My Own

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

Married ... With Children

Her Cups Runneth Over

Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.

Married ... With Children

The Bald and Beautiful

Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.

The King of Queens

Maybe Baby

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

The King of Queens

Art House

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

Roseanne

Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne

Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne

Girl Talk

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Roseanne

Sleeper

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

Roseanne

Follow the Son

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne

Punch and Jimmy

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

George Lopez

Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

George Lopez

Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George Lopez

Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

George Lopez

Bringing Home the Bacon

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Married ... With Children

Who'll Stop the Rain?

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Married ... With Children

A Taxing Problem

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

Married ... With Children

Rock and Roll Girl

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Married ... With Children

You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Married ... With Children

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Married ... With Children

What Goes Around Comes Around

Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

The King of Queens

Female Problems

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

The King of Queens

Assaulted Nuts

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

The King of Queens

Parent Trapped

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

The King of Queens

Dire Strayts

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George Lopez

George's Relatively Bad Idea

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Roseanne

White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne

Maybe Baby

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

The Nanny

Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

The Nanny

Me and Mrs. Joan

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

The Nanny

The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

The Nanny

An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Cats in a Bathtub

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Bob Hearts Abishola

We Were Beggars, Now We Are Choosers

After Abishola gives her previous suitor a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece.

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Highway to Heaven

The Gift of Life

A businessman's dirty dealings get him ''killed,'' but Jonathan and Mark arrange a second chance at life for him.

Highway to Heaven

Fight for Your Life

A young prizefighter puts his career on the line and learns an unsavory truth about his manager-brother.

Columbo

Blueprint for Murder

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

Columbo

The Greenhouse Jungle

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

Columbo

A Bird in the Hand...

Columbo investigates a hit and run, followed by a car explosion.

Columbo

It's All in the Game

Two women kill their two-timing lover but have solid alibis; one of the women tries to seduce Columbo to keep him off her trail.

Columbo

Butterfly in Shades of Grey

Columbo investigates a case involving argumentative radio talk show host Fielding Chase.

The Munsters

Eddie's Brother

Grandpa creates a robot playmate for Eddie.

The Munsters

Herman, the Tire-Kicker

A used-car salesman (Frank Gorshin) hoodwinks Herman.

The Munsters

A House Divided

After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.

The Munsters

Herman's Lawsuit

While obeying a ``don't walk`` sign, Herman gets hit by a car.

The Munsters

My Fair Munster

Lily and Herman find themselves the unwelcome targets of amorous advances made by their nosy neighbors; Grandpa's love potion affects the wrong people.

The Munsters

A Walk on the Mild Side

Herman is mistaken for a monster when he takes a walk in the local park.

Columbo

Columbo Goes to the Guillotine

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

Columbo

Murder, Smoke and Shadows

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

Murdoch Mysteries

Dash to Death

As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise.

The Munsters

Munster Masquerade

The Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party to meet the family of Marilyn's beau.

The Munsters

Rock-a-Bye Munster

Herman and Grandpa mistakenly think that Lily is pregnant.

The Munsters

Pike's Pique

Hysterical gas company workers inform their boss of the Munsters' existence.

The Munsters

Tin Can Man

Eddie's science project, a robot, malfunctions.

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Highway to Heaven

The People Next Door

Jonathan and Mark help a black family relocate to an exclusive neighborhood.

Highway to Heaven

I Was a Middle-Aged Werewolf

Jonathan, dressed as a werewolf, comes to the rescue when drunken teenagers harass a young trick-or-treater.

Forever Young With Dr. Pablo Prichard

The Cancer Clock

When it comes to cancer, time can be the greatest ally, or the toughest enemy; Danielle and Dr. Pablo meet two women whose experiences reveal both sides of that truth; Danielle Fishel caught cancer early, while Betsy survived late-stage cancer.

Tails of Valor

A Lot of Hope

A black lab helps a former police officer cope with life after the force; a horse helps a woman who has special needs become relaxed, focused and more in control.

Wild Child

Water Wonders

Sheinelle Jones leads a worldwide adventure to meet ocean animals like penguins making their first splash, sea turtles, orcas and the cutest fur seal pups.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Italian Summer

Dylan Dreyer leads a summer trip to Italy's wildest places and gets close to fascinating animals like snake eagles, red foxes and migrating starlings.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Guardians of the Wild

Peter and Dr. Rae spotlight icons of conservation working tirelessly to protect wildlife; Dr. Rae explores sea turtles in the Bahamas and the harpy eagle in Panama, while Peter explores polar bears at the Columbus Zoo and whale sharks in Mexico.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Graduation Day for a Gator

Dr. Rae and Peter join a team of biologists in Georgia's Okefenokee Swamp to study the American alligator; the team safely restrains the giant to capture conservation data, aiding preservation efforts for one of America's most important ecosystems.

The Nanny

The Nanny Behind the Man

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

The Nanny

A Fine Friendship

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

The Nanny

Close Shave

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

The King of Queens

Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of Queens

Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

The King of Queens

Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of Queens

Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

The King of Queens

Package Deal

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

The King of Queens

Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

The King of Queens

Inner Tube

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

The King of Queens

Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens

Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

The King of Queens

S'no Job

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

Two and a Half Men

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

Two and a Half Men

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

Two and a Half Men

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Two and a Half Men

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Two and a Half Men

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Two and a Half Men

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Two and a Half Men

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

Two and a Half Men

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

Two and a Half Men

West Side Story

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Two and a Half Men

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Two and a Half Men

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Puppy Love Triangle

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Practical Joke

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Like Florus, Like Son

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on ``Take Your Kids to Work Day.''.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Feud for Thought

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Bob Hearts Abishola

Ralph Lauren and Fish

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tough Like a Laundromat Washing Machine

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola.

Murdoch Mysteries

D.O.A.

The sudden death of a key witness leaves Murdoch physically unsettled.

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The Nanny

What the Butler Sung

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

The Nanny

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

The Nanny

Strange Bedfellows

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

The Chatterbox

Maggie receives a party invitation, so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

Married ... With Children

The Gypsy Cried

Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Barber

Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.

Married ... With Children

I'll See You in Court

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Married ... With Children

Eatin' Out

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

The King of Queens

Doug Out

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

The King of Queens

Tube Stakes

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Roseanne

Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne

My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne

Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne

Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne

Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne

Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

George Lopez

Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

George Lopez

Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

George Lopez

Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

George Lopez

The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Married ... With Children

Peggy Turns 300

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Married ... With Children

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.

Married ... With Children

Raingirl

Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.

Married ... With Children

The Agony of DeFeet

Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.

Married ... With Children

Yard Sale

Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.

Married ... With Children

We'll Follow the Sun

The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.

The King of Queens

Get Away

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

The King of Queens

I, Candy

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

The King of Queens

Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

The King of Queens

Block Buster

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

The Nanny

Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

The Nanny

The Car Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

The Nanny

Kissing Cousins

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

The Nanny

The Fifth Wheel

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Your Beans Are Flatlining

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Ice Cream for Breakfast

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

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The Nanny

Fran Gets Mugged

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

The Nanny

Pen Pal

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

The Nanny

Franny and the Professor

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a ``Jeopardy!`` contestant.

The Nanny

The Dope Diamond

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Married ... With Children

My Mom, the Mom

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Married ... With Children

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Married ... With Children

A Three Job, No Income Family

Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.

Married ... With Children

The Harder They Fall

Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.

The King of Queens

Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

The King of Queens

Party Favor

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Roseanne

Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne

Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne

The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne

Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

George Lopez

God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

George Lopez

Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez

Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Married ... With Children

Al ... With Kelly

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.

Married ... With Children

Sue Casa, His Casa

When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.

Married ... With Children

The Unnatural

Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).

Married ... With Children

Dance Show

After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Bounces Back

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Aliens

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

The King of Queens

Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens

The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

The King of Queens

Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

The King of Queens

Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George Lopez

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Roseanne

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

The Nanny

The Nose Knows

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

The Nanny

The Bank Robbery

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

The Nanny

Samson, He Denied Her

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

The Nanny

The Facts of Lice

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

Bob Hearts Abishola

One Man, No Baby

When word gets out that Bob and Abishola might be trying to have a baby, the expectations from family, friends and employees start to take a toll on the couple.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Splitting the Hairs

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.

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The Nanny

A Fine Family Feud

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

The Nanny

Val's Apartment

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Oy Vey, You're Gay

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

The Nanny

The Party's Over

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Married ... With Children

The House That Peg Lost

The Rhoades return from vacation to discover their entire house stolen.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Prom Queen

Peggy launches a campaign to be voted queen of her high-school reunion.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

Married ... With Children

The Dateless Amigo

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

The King of Queens

Surprise Artie

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

The King of Queens

Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Roseanne

Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne

The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne

The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne

Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne

Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Roseanne

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

George Lopez

Angie Gets Tanked

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

George Lopez

The Art of Boxing

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

George Lopez

George's House of Cards

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

George Lopez

Dance Fever

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Married ... With Children

Wabbit Season

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

Married ... With Children

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Married ... With Children

One Down, Two to Go

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

Married ... With Children

And Baby Makes Money

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Who

Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.

Married ... With Children

The Godfather

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

The King of Queens

Soft Touch

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

The King of Queens

Restaurant Row

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

The King of Queens

Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

The King of Queens

Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George Lopez

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Roseanne

The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

The Nanny

Fran's Roots

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The Nanny

The Nanny and the Hunk Producer

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

The Nanny

The Passed-Over Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

No Muse Is Good Muse

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Subpoena Is a Tiny Hug

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Bob Hearts Abishola

There's My Nigerians

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

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The Nanny

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Having His Baby

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

The Unkindest Cut

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of ``Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.`` With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

The Nanny

An Offer She Can't Refuse

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Married ... With Children

The Computer Show

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

Married ... With Children

Life's a Beach

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

Married ... With Children

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Married ... With Children

Hot off the Grill

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

The King of Queens

Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

The King of Queens

Do Rico

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Roseanne

Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne

We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne

Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Roseanne

Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Roseanne

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

George Lopez

She Drives Me Crazy

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George Lopez

George Goes to Disneyland

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

George Lopez

Bachelor Party

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

George Lopez

Wrecking Ball

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Married ... With Children

Look Who's Barking

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

Married ... With Children

A Man's Castle

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Married ... With Children

All-Nite Security Dude

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

Married ... With Children

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.

Married ... With Children

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.

Married ... With Children

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.

The King of Queens

Strike One

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

The King of Queens

Strike Too

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

The King of Queens

Strike Out

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

The King of Queens

Class Struggle

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Two and a Half Men

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Two and a Half Men

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Two and a Half Men

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Two and a Half Men

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

George Lopez

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George Lopez

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Roseanne

Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

The Nanny

You Bette Your Life

Fran's one-day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The Nanny

The Heather Biblow Story

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiancé lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

The Nanny

The Boca Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

The Nanny

Fran's Gotta Have It

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Compress to Impress

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Canadians of Africa

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her ``unhappy son.``

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The Nanny

Fashion Show

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion ``don't`` in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

The Nanny

Where's Fran

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

The Nanny

The Grandmas

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

The Nanny

Val's Boyfriend

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Married ... With Children

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

Married ... With Children

Buck Saves the Day

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Married ... With Children

Tooth or Consequences

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Married ... With Children

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

The King of Queens

Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

The King of Queens

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Roseanne

Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Roseanne

Fights and Stuff

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne

Call Waiting

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne

Millions From Heaven

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Roseanne

What a Day for a Daydream

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Roseanne

Honor Thy Mother

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

George Lopez

What George Doesn't Noah

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George Lopez

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

George Lopez

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez

Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Married ... With Children

Father Lode

When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.

Married ... With Children

All in the Family

Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.

Married ... With Children

Top of the Heap

After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

Married ... With Children

Buck the Stud

Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.

The King of Queens

Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

The King of Queens

Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

The King of Queens

Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of Queens

Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Two and a Half Men

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Two and a Half Men

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Two and a Half Men

The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

Two and a Half Men

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

Roseanne

Someday My Prince Will Come

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

Roseanne

Pampered to a Pulp

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

The Nanny

The Morning After

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

The Nanny

First Date

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

The Nanny

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

The Nanny

Fransom

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Bob Hearts Abishola

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Full-Frontal Dottie

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

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Highway to Heaven

Playing for Keeps

A vaudevillian gets a second chance at success and reconciliation with his egotistic son.

Highway to Heaven

Amazing Man

A police officer's death in the line of duty causes his young son to retreat into fantasy.

Columbo

The Most Crucial Game

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

Columbo

Requiem for a Falling Star

The ongoing feud between an out-of-favor Hollywood actress and a gossip columnist results in murder. Guest star: Anne Baxter.

Columbo

Undercover

The disheveled detective sets out to solve an unusual double murder in which two men have apparently killed each other.

Columbo

Strange Bedfellows

The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.

Columbo

A Trace of Murder

Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stock broker's murder.

The Munsters

Herman the Great

Herman attempts to earn money for Eddie's college education by moonlighting as a pro wrestler.

The Munsters

Knock Wood, Here Comes Charlie

Herman's twin brother, a known con artist, visits the Munsters.

The Munsters

Autumn Croakus

Grandpa writes to a matrimonial agency hoping to find a wife.

The Munsters

The Midnight Ride of Herman Munster

Bank robbers mistake Herman for the getaway driver.

The Munsters

The Sleeping Cutie

Treating her insomnia, Grandpa puts Marilyn in a coma.

The Munsters

Low-Cal Munster

Herman embarks on a crash diet after he is invited to an Army reunion and discovers he can't squeeze into his uniform.

Columbo

Sex and the Married Detective

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world-famous sex therapist.

Columbo

Grand Deceptions

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Murdoch Mysteries

Porcelain Maiden

Higgins enlists Watts help after he messes up the courier delivery of a horse statue for some very dangerous thugs.

The Munsters

Grandpa Leaves Home

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

The Munsters

Herman's Rival

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

The Munsters

Grandpa's Call of the Wild

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

The Munsters

All-Star Munster

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.

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Highway to Heaven

All the Colors of the Night

Highway to Heaven

Why Punish the Children?

Jonathan and Mark clash with a warden over reforms that would unite female inmates with their children.

Forever Young With Dr. Pablo Prichard

The Wheel of Age

Danielle Robb and Dr. Pablo Prichard introduce the Wheel of Age - a groundbreaking tool that reveals why and how fast a body is really aging; guest Sabrina Soto undergoes cutting-edge tests that uncover the hidden ages of her brain, heart and more.

Tails of Valor

The Lab-rynth

A horse helps a little girl who has Asperger's syndrome; a black lab helps a young boy with special needs break out of his shell.

Wild Child

Favorite Companions

Sheinelle Jones cozies up to some beloved pets and home companions including adorable puppies and kittens, horses and their new foals and fascinating reptiles.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Amazing Animal Homes

Dylan Dreyer discovers amazing animal homes from the banks of the Nile to an undersea coral reef, and the home of the only wild monkeys in Europe.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Rewilding the American Prairie

Peter and Dr. Rae journey across America's endangered prairies to highlight vital conservation efforts; Peter witnesses the return of American bison in Wyoming; Dr. Rae explores the roles of prairie dogs in Montana and burrowing owls in California.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Radical Reptiles

Embarking on a scaly adventure from Texas to Florida to help rescue two of North America's most radical reptiles, Peter visits a nursery where baby lizards are raised while Dr. Rae teams up with a trained dog that can sniff out horned lizards.

The Nanny

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

The Nanny

Where's the Pearls?

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The King of Queens

Crappy Birthday

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

The King of Queens

Best Man

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

The King of Queens

Dog Days

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

The King of Queens

Hungry Man

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant ``drinks-only`` cocktail party.

The King of Queens

Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

The King of Queens

S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens

White Collar

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

The King of Queens

Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

The King of Queens

Train Wreck

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

The King of Queens

Where's Poppa?

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Two and a Half Men

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

Two and a Half Men

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.