COZI TV Schedule

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Shall Rise Again

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff, You the Man

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Big Dogs

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his ``inner big dog.''.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Gone Fishin'

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

The Munsters

All-Star Munster

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.

The Munsters

If a Martian Answers, Hang Up

While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Fumble in the Dark

Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Light Duty

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

Murdoch Mysteries

Clean Hands

While investigating a murder in a tight-lipped Mennonite colony, Murdoch and Ogden don plain clothing and go undercover.

Joint Relief Revolution

Join Connie Craig-Carrol and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation.

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Highway to Heaven

The Return of the Masked Rider

Old-time actors have a showdown with a street gang that is terrorizing a Hollywood neighborhood.

Highway to Heaven

Song of the Wild West

An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music.

Malcolm & Eddie

The Courtship of Eddie's Mother

Sparks fly between Malcolm's father and Eddie's divorced mother when the parents visit their sons at the same time.

Malcolm & Eddie

Trading Spaces

Malcolm and Eddie switch places after betting each other that one could run the other's business better.

The Steve Harvey Show

Mr. Hightower's Opus

Steve (Steve Harvey) accepts a bet from Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) to organize a band before the school banquet.

The Steve Harvey Show

The Rock

Sara and Romeo (Nefta Perry, Merlin Santana) are caught in a closet together; Cedric (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) campaigns to win ``Teacher of the Month.`` With Steve Harvey.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Mo' Money

Mark (Mark Curry) is disillusioned after investing in a vending machine; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) learns to ride a bus.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Instant Replay

Mark reunites with a basketball star who beat him years earlier.

The Nanny

The Strike

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on ''Sally Jessy Raphael'' after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

The Nanny

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Roseanne

Isn't It Romantic?

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Roseanne

Altar Egos

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

Roseanne

Nine Is Enough

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne

Two for One

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George Lopez

George's Relatively Bad Idea

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

Married ... With Children

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Married ... With Children

Old College Try

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Married ... With Children

Christmas

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Married ... With Children

The Wedding Show

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Married ... With Children

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Married ... With Children

Heels on Wheels

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

The King of Queens

Better Camera

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

The King of Queens

Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

The King of Queens

Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

The King of Queens

Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

Two and a Half Men

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Two and a Half Men

It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Two and a Half Men

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Roseanne

Lanford's Elite

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Roseanne

Some Enchanted Merger

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

The Nanny

The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

The Nanny

Imaginary Friend

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

The Nanny

The Christmas Show

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

The Nanny

Personal Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Who Raised You

Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Black Ice

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.

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Highway to Heaven

One Fresh Batch of Lemonade

A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete.

Highway to Heaven

One Fresh Batch of Lemonade

A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

Malcolm & Eddie

Like Water for Chocolate Cookies

Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's ( Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies.

Malcolm & Eddie

Dream Racer

Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie.

The Steve Harvey Show

Brush With Greatness

Romeo (Merlin Santana) uses Sophia's (Tracy Vilar) painting to win first place in an art contest; Cedric (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) goes on a shopping spree.

The Steve Harvey Show

Loose Lips Sink Friendships

Romeo (Merlin Santana) insults Sophia (Tracy Vilar) and then scrambles to make amends before he can make romance at the dance. With Steve Harvey.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

House Guest

To raise money for the team, Mark offers to let P.J. move in.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

My Achy Breaky Back

Mark hurts his back on the eve of a big job interview; guest Mark Linn-Baker.

The Nanny

Kindervelt Days

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

The Nanny

Canasta Masta

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

Roseanne

Snoop Davey Dave

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne

Girl Talk

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Roseanne

Sleeper

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Married ... With Children

Mr. Empty Pants

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Married ... With Children

You Can't Miss

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Married ... With Children

Peggy and the Pirates

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

Married ... With Children

Go for the Old

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Married ... With Children

Un-Alful Entry

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Married ... With Children

Movie Show

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

The King of Queens

Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

The King of Queens

Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of Queens

Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

The King of Queens

Package Deal

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Two and a Half Men

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

George Lopez

George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Roseanne

A Second Chance

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Roseanne

The Miracle

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

The Nanny

The Nanny-in-Law

When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.

The Nanny

A Plot for Nanny

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

The Nanny

The Show Must Go On

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

The Nanny

Maggie the Model

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Wrangling a Greased Pig

When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Where's Your Other Wives, Tunde?

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

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Highway to Heaven

A Divine Madness

A greedy son (Jonathan Frakes) wants to institutionalize his eccentric father (Ron Moody), a construction tycoon.

Highway to Heaven

Catch a Falling Star

An actor (Daniel Davis) hires Jonathan and Mark to look after his estranged children (Bobby Jacoby, Emily Moultrie).

Malcolm & Eddie

Hoop Schemes

Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.

Malcolm & Eddie

Two Men and a Baby

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.

The Steve Harvey Show

Papa Don't Take No Mess

Romeo (Merlin Santana) must learn how to stand up to his father (Hector Maisonette); a mouse invades Steve and Cedric's (Steve Harvey, Cedric ``The Entertainer``) apartment.

The Steve Harvey Show

The Play's Not the Thing

Sophia wins the role of Juliet in her school's production of ``Romeo and Juliet,`` but Romeo is not chosen to play opposite her.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

True Romance

Mark (Mark Curry) gives Tyler (Marquise Wilson) romantic advice; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) finds the man of her dreams (Kristoff St. John).

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Clothes Make the Man

Mark (Mark Curry) gets duped by a salesperson (Kellita Smith); Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) thinks Nicole (Raven-Symone) is a chess whiz.

The Nanny

The Will

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

The Nanny

The Nanny Behind the Man

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

Roseanne

Follow the Son

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne

Punch and Jimmy

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Roseanne

White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne

Thanksgiving 1994

The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

George Lopez

Trick or Treat Me Right

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Married ... With Children

Till Death Do Us Part

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Married ... With Children

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

Married ... With Children

Old Insurance Dodge

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

Married ... With Children

Wedding Repercussions

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Married ... With Children

The Proposition

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Married ... With Children

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

The King of Queens

Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

The King of Queens

Inner Tube

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

The King of Queens

Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens

Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Two and a Half Men

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Two and a Half Men

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

George Lopez

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George Lopez

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

George Lopez

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George Lopez

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Roseanne

Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Roseanne

The Truth Be Told

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

The Nanny

The Family Plumbing

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

The Nanny

Deep Throat

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The Nanny

Schlepped Away

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

The Nanny

Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Little Slap and Tickle

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Big, White Thumb

Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite.

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See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication.

Highway to Heaven

Help Wanted: Angel

On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens).

Highway to Heaven

Hotel of Dreams

Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life.

Malcolm & Eddie

It Almost Happened One Night

Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Malcolm & Eddie

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms.

The Steve Harvey Show

Big Brothers

Cedric (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) turns Steve (Steve Harvey) on to being a Big Brother, but it turns out to be more than Steve can handle.

The Steve Harvey Show

Hi-Top Reunion

Steve's old singing group reunites for an awards show performance, but Cedric has to fill in when a member gets sick.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Christmas Show

Mark (Mark Curry) moonlights as a department store Santa; the house is robbed of every Christmas present.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Coach

When his team starts to lose, Mark begins to doubt his coaching ability.

The Nanny

A Fine Friendship

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

Roseanne

Maybe Baby

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

Roseanne

The Parenting Trap

DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.

Roseanne

Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne

My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George Lopez

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Married ... With Children

Hood in the Boyz

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Married ... With Children

Proud to Be Your Bud

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Married ... With Children

Luck of the Bundys

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Married ... With Children

Banking on Marcy

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Married ... With Children

No Chicken, No Check

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Married ... With Children

Take My Wife, Please

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

The King of Queens

S'no Job

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

The King of Queens

Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens

Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens

Sight Gag

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

Two and a Half Men

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George Lopez

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

George Lopez

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George Lopez

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Roseanne

Arsenic and Old Mom

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

Roseanne

Twenty Years to Life

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

The Nanny

Sunday in the Park With Fran

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

The Gym Teacher

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

The Nanny

Ode to Barbara Joan

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

The Nanny

Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Beard in Her Pulpit

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sock Wife!

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.

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Highway to Heaven

Another Song for Christmas

Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas.

Highway to Heaven

Plane Death

Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.

Malcolm & Eddie

The Way We Weren't

Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past.

Malcolm & Eddie

Tough Love

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

The Steve Harvey Show

That's My Momma

Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana.

The Steve Harvey Show

Pool Sharks Git Bit

Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

One Is the Loneliest Number

Mark breaks up with Denise in order to get more control over his life.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

True Lies

After refusing to take Nicole (Raven-Symone) to the circus, Mark (Mark Curry) is caught in a lie and is subsequently grounded.

The Nanny

Close Shave

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

The Nanny

What the Butler Sung

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Roseanne

Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne

Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne

Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne

Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

George Lopez

George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Married ... With Children

Scared Single

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Married ... With Children

No Ma'am

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Married ... With Children

Dances With Weezie

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Married ... With Children

Change for a Buck

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Married ... With Children

A Little off the Top

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Married ... With Children

The Worst Noel

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing ``It's a Wonderful Life.``.

The King of Queens

Walk, Man

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

The King of Queens

Friender Bender

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

The King of Queens

Mean Streak

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

The King of Queens

No Retreat

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Two and a Half Men

Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Two and a Half Men

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Two and a Half Men

That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

George Lopez

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

George Lopez

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Real Men

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Good, the Bad and the Hairless

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob ``Captain Kangaroo`` Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a ``cool`` prank.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Wrestling Opera

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into ``Macho Man'' Randy Savage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Twister of Fate

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The Nanny

I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The Nanny

Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

The Nanny

The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

The Nanny

Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Touched by a Holy Hand

Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to keep Ebun and the new pastor's flirtation from growing; Bob is thrown for a loop when Goodwin leaves MaxDot for a better job at Christina's company.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Angry, Happy, Same Face

Abishola must draw the line when Bob's ex-wife tries to maneuver her way back into Bob's life; Goodwin is concerned when Christina sets her romantic sights on Kofo.

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Highway to Heaven

One Winged Angel

Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman.

Highway to Heaven

Going Home, Going Home

Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession.

Columbo

The Most Crucial Game

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

Columbo

Requiem for a Falling Star

The ongoing feud between an out-of-favor Hollywood actress and a gossip columnist results in murder. Guest star: Anne Baxter.

Columbo

Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star

Columbo is put to the test against an equally brilliant, criminal defence lawyer who murders his rock star girlfriend.

Columbo

Death Hits the Jackpot

A police detective questions a jewelry-store owner whose late nephew had a winning lottery ticket.

Columbo

No Time to Die

Columbo attends his nephew's wedding and as the couple get ready to leave on their honeymoon, the bride disappears; Columbo investigates and suspects his nephew may have made a few enemies on the police force.

Frasier

Look Before You Leap

Frasier encourages everyone to take a ``bonus day`` and do something special to celebrate the leap year.

Frasier

High Crane Drifter

Frasier resorts to physical force to teach manners to a rude patron (John Cygan) at the Cafe Nervosa.

Frasier

Chess Pains

Frasier is chagrined when his father handily and repeatedly beats him at chess.

Frasier

Crane vs. Crane

Frasier and Niles have a courtroom face-off over the question of a wealthy eccentric's sanity.

Frasier

Police Story

Frasier becomes attracted to a traffic officer (Jane Kaczmarek) after she pulls him and Roz over for speeding.

Frasier

Where There's Smoke There's Fired

In order to get a syndication deal, Frasier has to help his agent, Bebe, quit smoking.

Columbo

Murder Under Glass

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Columbo

How to Dial a Murder

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Field of Schemes

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff's Life 101

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

A Non-Affair to Remember

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gene Pool

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Elliot and Victoria's Secret

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Womb With a View

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

The Munsters

Eddie's Nickname

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him ``Shorty.``.

The Munsters

Bats of a Feather

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

The Munsters

Don't Bank on Herman

When Lily sends Grandpa and Herman to the bank, they wind up involved in a robbery.

The Munsters

Dance With Me, Herman

After seeing the school ball's invitation, Herman takes dancing lessons from a shady dance instructor.

Murdoch Mysteries

Murdoch and the Sonic Boom

Hours before a clandestine visit by President Taft, Murdoch is entangled by Terence Meyers in an experiment gone wrong.

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Highway to Heaven

As Difficult as ABC

A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

Highway to Heaven

A Child of God

A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

From the Alps to the Sea

Dylan Dreyer explores the wild side of Europe, where animals like the majestic ibex and the red fox flourish, and the wild horses of the Camargue run free.

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Red Hot Basketball

The team pays homage to their loyal fans as they go inside the Fifth Quarter; Thunder invites Jet and Bulldog to Red Hot Chili Pepper Flea's Conservatory of Music to discover how he keeps the study of music alive for the kids of Los Angeles.

Wild Child

Town and Country Animals

Sheinelle Jones discovers remarkable animals who flourish in both the city and the countryside, including koalas, llamas and one of the rarest cubs in the world.

Wild Child

Mountains Majesty

Sheinelle Jones is putting on her hiking boots to take a trip into the mountains for a look at the animals who love some altitude.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Mysteries of the Great White

Dr. Rae and Peter head to the California coast to get up close and personal with one of the wild's most prolific predators, the great white shark; in Santa Barbara, they paddle out for a face-to-face meeting with a young great white.

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Rewilding the American Prairie

Peter and Dr. Rae journey across America's endangered prairies to highlight vital conservation efforts; Peter witnesses the return of American bison in Wyoming; Dr. Rae explores the roles of prairie dogs in Montana and burrowing owls in California.

Clear the Shelters

The Nanny

Strange Bedfellows

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

The Chatterbox

Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

The Nanny

Fran Gets Mugged

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

The King of Queens

Dog Shelter

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

The King of Queens

King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens

Dreading Vows

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Nocturnal Omission

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

The King of Queens

Secret Garden

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

The King of Queens

Affidavit Justice

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Frasier

Frasier Loves Roz

Frasier has difficulty telling Roz that the man she adores (Michael Mitz) is in therapy for womanizing.

Frasier

The Focus Group

After watching a focus group evaluate his show, Frasier obsesses about a newsstand owner who expressed a negative opinion.

Frasier

You Can Go Home Again

Frasier reflects on the years since his return to Seattle when he celebrates his third anniversary at the radio station.

Frasier

The Two Mrs. Cranes

Daphne and Roz pose as the wives of the Crane brothers to hoodwink Daphne's now-successful ex-fiance.

Frasier

Love Bites Dog

Pleasantly surprised by the woman Roz set him up with on a blind date, Frasier ends up competing with Bulldog for her attentions.

Frasier

The Impossible Dream

Frasier seeks help deciphering a recurring dream from friends and family.

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

With Two You Get Cow's Milk

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

A Sore Winner

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on ``America's Funniest Home Videos.'' With Jeff Foxworthy.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

He's Making a List, Checking It Twice

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

The Munsters

Follow That Munster

Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.

The Munsters

Love Locked Out

Herman gets a little tipsy at an office party; Lily makes him spend the night on the sofa after he comes home drunk.

Bob Hearts Abishola

I'm Not Edsel

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tunde123

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.

Murdoch Mysteries

I Still Know What You Did Last Autumn

Murdoch investigates the brutal on-camera murder of an actress during the filming of a movie about the clown killer.

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Highway to Heaven

A Match Made in Heaven

Jonathan's guidance helps the romance of a quadriplegic lawyer (James Troesh) and Mark's cousin (Margie Impert).

Highway to Heaven

The Banker and the Bum

Jonathan arranges an exchange between a pitiless millionaire and a kind vagrant.

Malcolm & Eddie

The Slender Arm of the Law

Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.

Malcolm & Eddie

A Decent Proposal

Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.

The Steve Harvey Show

Coming to Chicago

Steve (Steve Harvey) hurts Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) feelings when he has a fling with an old flame. Guest star Brian McKnight plays himself.

The Steve Harvey Show

African-American Me

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) asks Steve (Steve Harvey) to back up her church choir on piano.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Ringer

Mark tries to help Nicole's floundering baseball team; Mark meets a pro baseball player and a former manager.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Down in the Dumps

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson) go all out to find a lost lottery ticket.

The Nanny

Pen Pal

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

The Nanny

Franny and the Professor

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a ``Jeopardy!`` contestant.

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne

Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

George Lopez

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George Lopez

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

George Lopez

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George Lopez

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Married ... With Children

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Married ... With Children

Sofa So Good

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Married ... With Children

How Green Was My Apple

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Married ... With Children

Get Outta Dodge

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Married ... With Children

Valentine's Day Massacre

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Married ... With Children

Field of Screams

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

The King of Queens

Oxy Moron

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

The King of Queens

Ticker Treat

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

The King of Queens

Lyin' Hearted

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

The King of Queens

Depo Man

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Two and a Half Men

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Two and a Half Men

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

George Lopez

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

George Lopez

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

George Lopez

George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

George Lopez

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

The Nanny

Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

The Nanny

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

The Nanny

The Nanny Napper

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

The Nanny

A Star Is Unborn

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of ``Romeo and Juliet`` and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bibles to Brothels

Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Randy's a Wrangler

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

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Highway to Heaven

The Brightest Star

An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

Highway to Heaven

An Investment in Caring

A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

Malcolm & Eddie

Bachelor Daze

Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.

Malcolm & Eddie

Mixed Nuts

Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson).

The Steve Harvey Show

When the Funk Bites the Dust

Steve and the Hi-Tops celebrate the engagement of Steve's former road manager by throwing a bachelor party.

The Steve Harvey Show

Big Daddy's Baby Girl

A young woman claims Steve (Steve Harvey) is her father, which he accepts, until he learns what she's really after.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Hero

The truth about Mark's (Mark Curry) heroics comes out when the mayor presents him with an award. Oakland Mayor Elihu Harris portrays himself.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Here Comes the Groom

Earvin (Omar Gooding) misunderstands Mark's (Mark Curry) advice and decides to elope.

The Nanny

The Dope Diamond

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

A Fine Family Feud

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Roseanne

The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne

Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Married ... With Children

The D'Arcy Files

When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.

Married ... With Children

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

Married ... With Children

Nooner or Later

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Knows Something

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Married ... With Children

Assault and Batteries

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Married ... With Children

Ride Scare

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

The King of Queens

Life Sentence

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

The King of Queens

Veiled Threat

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

The King of Queens

Double Downer

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

The King of Queens

Ovary Action

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

Two and a Half Men

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Two and a Half Men

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

George Lopez

Prototype

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

George Lopez

Curious George

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

George Lopez

Happy Birthdays

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George Lopez

Max's Big Adventure

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Roseanne

Dress to Impress

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Roseanne

Roseanne Gets the Chair

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

The Nanny

Pishke Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

The Nanny

Stock Tip

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

The Nanny

The Whine Cellar

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

The Nanny

When You Pish Upon a Star

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Americans and Their Dreams

After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time; a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin.

Bob Hearts Abishola

On a Dead Guy's Bench

Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth.

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Highway to Heaven

The Right Thing

A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Highway to Heaven

Bless the Boys in Blue

Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Malcolm & Eddie

A Few So-So Men

Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy.

Malcolm & Eddie

A Delicate Procedure

Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date.

The Steve Harvey Show

Love With Interest

When a smooth talker tries to take advantage of Regina, Steve tries to protect her; Cedric hides a rival school's mascot.

The Steve Harvey Show

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

Regina pretends to have a husband to impress an old schoolmate; Steve and his students are stranded in an airport.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Matchmaker

Mark's (Mark Curry) superstitious aunt (guest star Saundra Quarterman) visits and claims that he and Vanessa (Holly Robinson) are meant for each other.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Guys' Night Out

Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) dull boyfriend tags along on Mark's (Mark Curry) birthday celebration; Nicole (Raven-Symone) hides a kitten.

The Nanny

Val's Apartment

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Shopaholic

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Roseanne

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne

Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne

The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

George Lopez

George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Married ... With Children

Al Goes Deep

After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.

Married ... With Children

Shoeway to Heaven

Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

Married ... With Children

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing ``breaking out.``

Married ... With Children

Naughty but Niece

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Married ... With Children

Business Sucks

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

The King of Queens

Food Fight

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

The King of Queens

Dougie Nights

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

The King of Queens

No Orleans

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

The King of Queens

Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Two and a Half Men

And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Two and a Half Men

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Two and a Half Men

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Two and a Half Men

Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

George Lopez

Who's Your Daddy?

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

George Lopez

Token of Unappreciation

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

George Lopez

Show Dyslexic The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George Lopez

Halloween Cheer

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

Roseanne

Eggs Over, Not Easy

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

Roseanne

Darlene v. David

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

The Nanny

Take Back Your Mink

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

The Strike

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on ''Sally Jessy Raphael'' after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

The Nanny

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

The Nanny

Kindervelt Days

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Inner Boss Bitch

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies; Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Paris Is for Lovers, Not Mothers

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

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Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

Malcolm & Eddie

Kansas City Split

With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.

Malcolm & Eddie

My New Friend's Wedding

After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.

The Steve Harvey Show

The Roof Is on Fire

Regina rooms with Steve when a roof fire leaves her homeless; romance heats up between Romeo and Sara.

The Steve Harvey Show

I Do, I Don't

Steve refuses to allow Snoop Doggy Dogg and Sean ``Puffy`` Combs to use music from the Hi-Tops until they resolve their rivalry.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

High Hopes

Mark considers a job offer; Geneva gets laid off; Vanessa accepts Eric's marriage proposal, then has second thoughts.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Together Again

After being fired from a college coaching position, Mark returns and meets the school's new principal.

The Nanny

Oy Vey, You're Gay

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

The Nanny

The Party's Over

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne

The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Roseanne

The Last Thursday in November

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

George Lopez

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George Lopez

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

George Lopez

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George Lopez

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Married ... With Children

Business Still Sucks

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Married ... With Children

Dial B for Virgin

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

Married ... With Children

Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Married ... With Children

No Pot to Pease In

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Married ... With Children

A Man for No Seasons

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

The King of Queens

Hero Worship

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

The King of Queens

Screwed Driver

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

The King of Queens

Lush Life

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

The King of Queens

Patrons Ain't

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Two and a Half Men

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Two and a Half Men

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Two and a Half Men

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Two and a Half Men

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

George Lopez

The Unnatural

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

George Lopez

No Free Launch

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George Lopez

The Wedding Dance

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George Lopez

Love Bites

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Roseanne

No Country for Old Women

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

Roseanne

Go Cubs

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

The Nanny

Canasta Masta

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

The Nanny

The Will

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

The Nanny

The Nanny Behind the Man

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

The Nanny

A Fine Friendship

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Kicked Outta the Dele Club

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Straight Outta Lagos

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

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Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Malcolm & Eddie

Back in Business

Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back.

Malcolm & Eddie

Silenced Partner

Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money.

The Steve Harvey Show

Can't Buy Me Love

A new student (Kenan Thompson) gives Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) an extravagant birthday gift, but Steve (Steve Harvey) pretends it is from him.

The Steve Harvey Show

Whatever You Want

Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) new assistant (Terri J. Vaughn) falls in love with Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer); Romeo (Merlin Santana) befriends his formerly overweight neighbor (Ariyan Johnson).

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

It's a Matter of Principal

Mark (Mark Curry) thinks he can do whatever he wants now that Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) is the new principal.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

R.O.T.C.

Mark and a rigid ROTC instructor (Mark Curry, guest star Kevin Jackson) are pitted against each other in war games.

The Nanny

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Having His Baby

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Roseanne

Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne

Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Roseanne

December Bride

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Roseanne

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George Lopez

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

George Lopez

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George Lopez

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Married ... With Children

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.``

Married ... With Children

Kelly Takes a Shot

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Married ... With Children

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Married ... With Children

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

The King of Queens

Bun Dummy

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

The King of Queens

Shrink Wrap

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

The King of Queens

Eddie Money

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

The King of Queens

Two Thirty

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Two and a Half Men

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Two and a Half Men

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men

Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

George Lopez

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

George Lopez

Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Family Feud

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Matt About You

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Clan of the Bare Caves

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

The Nanny

Close Shave

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

The Nanny

What the Butler Sung

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

The Nanny

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Two Rusty Tractors

Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Camp Bananas

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

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Highway to Heaven

Cindy

Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Highway to Heaven

The Devil and Jonathan Smith

Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

Columbo

A Stitch in Crime

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

Columbo

The Most Dangerous Match

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Columbo

A Bird in the Hand...

Columbo investigates a hit and run, followed by a car explosion.

Columbo

It's All in the Game

Two women kill their two-timing lover but have solid alibis; one of the women tries to seduce Columbo to keep him off her trail.

Columbo

Butterfly in Shades of Grey

Columbo investigates a case involving argumentative radio talk show host Fielding Chase.

Frasier

A Crane's Critique

After pursuing a reclusive author, Frasier and Niles return to find the esteemed writer having a beer with their father.

Frasier

Head Game

Niles fills in for Frasier on the radio and helps an NBA star out of a slump.

Frasier

Mixed Doubles

Niles' opportunity with Daphne slips away when he hesitates after her breakup.

Frasier

A Lilith Thanksgiving

The Cranes journey to Boston to celebrate Thanksgiving with Lilith and Frederick (Bebe Neuwirth and Trevor Einhorn).

Frasier

Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven

Martin buys gifts for Frasier and Niles; Niles plans a party.

Frasier

Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine

Frasier and Niles discover their father is dating two women simultaneously.