COZI TV Schedule

Wed, Jul 1 8:30 PM

George Lopez

A Clear and Presentless Danger

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Wed, Jul 1 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Wed, Jul 1 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Wed, Jul 1 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

25 Years and What Do You Get?

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Wed, Jul 1 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Wed, Jul 1 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Wed, Jul 1 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Thu, Jul 2 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Santa Claustrophobia

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

Thu, Jul 2 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Thanks, Man

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

Thu, Jul 2 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Frigid Heirs

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Thu, Jul 2 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Switch Sitters

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Thu, Jul 2 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Thu, Jul 2 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Thu, Jul 2 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thu, Jul 2 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Thu, Jul 2 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

Thu, Jul 2 4:30 AM

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Thu, Jul 2 5:00 AM

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

Thu, Jul 2 5:30 AM

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

Thu, Jul 2 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Thu, Jul 2 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Thu, Jul 2 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Gym Teacher

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

Thu, Jul 2 7:30 AM

The Nanny

Ode to Barbara Joan

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Thu, Jul 2 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Thu, Jul 2 8:30 AM

The Nanny

I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Thu, Jul 2 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Paris Is for Lovers, Not Mothers

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

Thu, Jul 2 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

I'll Never Play Banjo Again

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

Thu, Jul 2 10:00 AM

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Thu, Jul 2 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

The Brightest Star

An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

Thu, Jul 2 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

An Investment in Caring

A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

Thu, Jul 2 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Tough Love

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

Thu, Jul 2 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

The Slender Arm of the Law

Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.

Thu, Jul 2 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Almost Dirty Dancing

Regina teaches a television producer how to dance; a famous photographer wants to take pictures of Lovita.

Thu, Jul 2 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

A Star Is Born

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) goes overboard in her quest to win a choir competition. With Steve Harvey.

Thu, Jul 2 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson Peete) discover their feelings for each other run very deep after they try to break up.

Thu, Jul 2 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Will She or Won't She?

Mark (Mark Curry) plans a romantic way of proposing marriage to Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete).

Thu, Jul 2 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Nose Knows

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

Thu, Jul 2 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Bank Robbery

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Thu, Jul 2 5:00 PM

Roseanne

The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Thu, Jul 2 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Workin' Overtime

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Thu, Jul 2 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Thu, Jul 2 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Thu, Jul 2 7:00 PM

George Lopez

Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Thu, Jul 2 7:30 PM

George Lopez

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Thu, Jul 2 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

Thu, Jul 2 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Gets Assisterance

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Thu, Jul 2 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Undergraduate

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Thu, Jul 2 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

User Friendly

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Thu, Jul 2 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Shoeless Al

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Thu, Jul 2 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Pump Fiction

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Thu, Jul 2 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Radio Free Trumaine

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Thu, Jul 2 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Fri, Jul 3 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Fri, Jul 3 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Damned Yanky

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Fri, Jul 3 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Multiple Plots

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Fri, Jul 3 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Fri, Jul 3 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Fri, Jul 3 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Fri, Jul 3 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Fri, Jul 3 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Fri, Jul 3 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Fri, Jul 3 4:30 AM

George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Fri, Jul 3 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

Fri, Jul 3 5:30 AM

George Lopez

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

Fri, Jul 3 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Fri, Jul 3 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Fri, Jul 3 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

Fri, Jul 3 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Fri, Jul 3 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

Fri, Jul 3 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Fri, Jul 3 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Straight Outta Lagos

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

Fri, Jul 3 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Hundred CCs of Handsome

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

Fri, Jul 3 10:00 AM

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Fri, Jul 3 10:30 AM

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Fri, Jul 3 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

The Right Thing

A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Fri, Jul 3 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Bless the Boys in Blue

Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Fri, Jul 3 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

A Decent Proposal

Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.

Fri, Jul 3 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Bachelor Daze

Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.

Fri, Jul 3 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Steve Don't Get Nun

Steve's old flame visits for a benefit, but shocking news prevents the rekindling of their relationship.

Fri, Jul 3 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

All That Jazz

Steve gets writer's block while trying to compose a song for Black History Month; Lovita wants Cedric's forgiveness.

Fri, Jul 3 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Ring

After Vanessa accepts his proposal, Mark is pressured to find a ring that fits his budget and her taste.

Fri, Jul 3 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Please Don't Go

Geneva plans to move out, prompting Mark to enlist the help of Tyler's young relatives to convince her to stay.

Fri, Jul 3 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Samson, He Denied Her

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Fri, Jul 3 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Facts of Lice

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

Fri, Jul 3 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Dear Mom and Dad

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Fri, Jul 3 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Let's Call It Quits

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Fri, Jul 3 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Inherit the Wind

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Fri, Jul 3 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Little Sister

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Fri, Jul 3 7:00 PM

George Lopez

Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

Fri, Jul 3 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Fri, Jul 3 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

Fri, Jul 3 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Watcha's Out for Jason

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Fri, Jul 3 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

A Shoe Room With a View

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Fri, Jul 3 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Briard

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

Fri, Jul 3 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Reverend Al

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Fri, Jul 3 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

How Bleen Was My Kelly

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

Fri, Jul 3 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Weaker Sex

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Fri, Jul 3 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Flight of the Bumblebee

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Sat, Jul 4 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Sat, Jul 4 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Sat, Jul 4 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Sat, Jul 4 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Sat, Jul 4 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

Sat, Jul 4 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

People Who Love Peepholes

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Sat, Jul 4 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Sat, Jul 4 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Nine Magic Fingers

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Sat, Jul 4 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

Sat, Jul 4 4:30 AM

George Lopez

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Sat, Jul 4 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gift

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Sat, Jul 4 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Practical Joke

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Sat, Jul 4 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Thanksgiving Episode

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Sat, Jul 4 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Merry Christmas, Y'all

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

Sat, Jul 4 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Sat, Jul 4 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Nanny Napper

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Sat, Jul 4 8:00 AM

The Nanny

A Star Is Unborn

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of ``Romeo and Juliet`` and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Sat, Jul 4 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Pishke Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Sat, Jul 4 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Camp Bananas

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

Sat, Jul 4 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Keep That Under Your Gele

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

Sat, Jul 4 10:00 AM

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Sat, Jul 4 10:30 AM

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Sat, Jul 4 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Sat, Jul 4 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Thoroughbreds

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

Sat, Jul 4 1:00 PM

Columbo

Forgotten Lady

A retired actress/dancer stages her wealthy husband's suicide after he refuses to finance her Broadway comeback.

Sat, Jul 4 3:00 PM

Sail4th 250 -- Parade of Sail

Sat, Jul 4 6:00 PM

Columbo

Identity Crisis

A cunning advertising consultant leading a double life as a spy tries to cover up the details of a homicide.

Sat, Jul 4 8:00 PM

Columbo

Now You See Him

A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Sat, Jul 4 10:00 PM

Frasier

The Babysitter

Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.

Sat, Jul 4 10:30 PM

Frasier

The Placeholder

Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.

Sat, Jul 4 11:00 PM

Frasier

I'm Listening

When Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man, Martin accuses him of eavesdropping; Niles and Daphne attempt to book the premier nursery-artist in Seattle.

Sat, Jul 4 11:30 PM

Frasier

Maris Returns

Niles is shocked when Maris, his ex-wife, re-enters his life; patients exasperate Frasier when he returns to private practice.

Sun, Jul 5 12:00 AM

Sail4th 250 -- Highlights

Sun, Jul 5 1:00 AM

Columbo

The Most Dangerous Match

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Sun, Jul 5 2:30 AM

Columbo

Double Shock

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

Sun, Jul 5 4:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Florus is dismayed to find out that real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Sun, Jul 5 4:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Puppy Love Triangle

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Sun, Jul 5 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

My Dinner With Betty

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Sun, Jul 5 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Like Florus, Like Son

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on ``Take Your Kids to Work Day.''.

Sun, Jul 5 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Feud for Thought

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Sun, Jul 5 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Mooseface Loves Nuzzles

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Sun, Jul 5 7:00 AM

The Munsters

John Doe Munster

Herman develops amnesia when he is hit on the head by a 300-pound safe falling from a building.

Sun, Jul 5 7:30 AM

The Munsters

The Man for Marilyn

Grandpa tries to turn a frog into a beau for Marilyn.

Sun, Jul 5 8:00 AM

The Munsters

Herman's Driving Test

Herman must regain his license to accept a promotion as driver of the hearse at the funeral parlor.

Sun, Jul 5 8:30 AM

The Munsters

Will Success Spoil Herman Munster?

A local DJ wants to make Herman a singing star.

Sun, Jul 5 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

Murdoch at the End of the World

Murdoch investigates the stabbing death of a doomsayer on the eve of Halley's comet.

Sun, Jul 5 10:00 AM

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Sun, Jul 5 10:30 AM

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Sun, Jul 5 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

Sun, Jul 5 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

A Song for Jason

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Sun, Jul 5 1:00 PM

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Safety in Numbers

Dylan Dreyer takes a look at social animals who love being part of a crowd, a pack, a troop or a flock.

Sun, Jul 5 1:30 PM

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

The Beat of Their Own Drum

The team comes together to make some new world records and take back old ones; Wham, Thunder and Hammer head to New Orleans to meet kids who have fallen in line to learn the drum line; Cheese breaks down the science behind his famous Granny shot.

Sun, Jul 5 2:00 PM

Wild Child

Summer Fun Babies

Sheinelle Jones adventures into the wild to discover how baby animals spend their summers, have fun and beat the heat.

Sun, Jul 5 2:30 PM

Wild Child

AfriCAN You Believe It?

Sheinelle Jones embarks on a tour of the African savanna to see the unbelievable creature kids that make up this stunning wilderness.

Sun, Jul 5 3:00 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Pathway to Protection

Peter and Dr. Rae adventure through Florida to discover the results of a new wildlife corridor protecting animal migration and endangered species recovery, learning how vital it is to species like the Florida panther, black bear, alligator and more.

Sun, Jul 5 3:30 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

The Biggest Fish on Earth

Peter and Dr. Rae are on their biggest adventure yet with the largest fish in the ocean: whale sharks; Peter helps researchers gather data about whale shark health; Dr. Rae helps scientists monitor whale sharks at the U.S.'s largest aquarium.

Sun, Jul 5 4:00 PM

Sail4th 250 -- Parade of Sail

Sun, Jul 5 7:00 PM

The King of Queens

I, Candy

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Sun, Jul 5 7:30 PM

The King of Queens

Net Prophets

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Sun, Jul 5 8:00 PM

The King of Queens

Frozen Pop

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Sun, Jul 5 8:30 PM

The King of Queens

Party Favor

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Sun, Jul 5 9:00 PM

The King of Queens

Fair Game

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Sun, Jul 5 9:30 PM

The King of Queens

The Shmenkmans

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Sun, Jul 5 10:00 PM

Frasier

Murder Most Maris

Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover.

Sun, Jul 5 10:30 PM

Frasier

Guns 'N Neuroses

Lilith's (Bebe Neuwirth) friend sets her up on a blind date with Frasier; Niles and Daphne urge Martin to get rid of his gun.

Sun, Jul 5 11:00 PM

Frasier

Seabee Jeebies

The media frenzy surrounding Maris' murder trial gives Niles celebrity, making Frasier increasingly jealous.

Sun, Jul 5 11:30 PM

Frasier

High Holidays

Niles sets out to prove to his father that he has a wild side; Frasier finds his son's appearance startling; Eddie stars in a promotion for Seattle; Roz dates a store Santa.

Mon, Jul 6 12:00 AM

Frasier

Frasier-Lite

Station staffers vie to lose the most weight for charity; Eddie observes a pigeon; Daphne keeps injuring Niles in her sleep.

Mon, Jul 6 12:30 AM

Frasier

The Ann Who Came to Dinner

Fearing a lawsuit, Frasier takes in Ann (Julia Sweeney); Niles attempts to stop an embarrassing portrait of himself from being published.

Mon, Jul 6 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Yes, Monsignor

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Mon, Jul 6 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Mon, Jul 6 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Mon, Jul 6 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Lungful of Alan

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Mon, Jul 6 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Mon, Jul 6 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Mon, Jul 6 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Mon, Jul 6 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Mon, Jul 6 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Cain't Teach a Dead Dog New Tricks

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Mon, Jul 6 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Briarton Syndrome

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Mon, Jul 6 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Shall Rise Again

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

Mon, Jul 6 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff, You the Man

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.

Mon, Jul 6 7:00 AM

The Munsters

Underground Munster

Herman causes a major crisis when he chastises Spot for tracking mud into the house.

Mon, Jul 6 7:30 AM

The Munsters

The Treasure of Mockingbird Heights

Herman and Grandpa discover a clue to the pirate treasure hidden in their backyard.

Mon, Jul 6 8:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

I Did Not Raise Him to Be a Teenager

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

Mon, Jul 6 8:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

We Don't Rat on Family

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

Mon, Jul 6 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

Breaking Ranks

Murdoch suspects malfeasance and murder in the apparent drowning of a military recruit.

Mon, Jul 6 10:00 AM

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Mon, Jul 6 10:30 AM

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Mon, Jul 6 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Cindy

Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Mon, Jul 6 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

The Devil and Jonathan Smith

Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

Mon, Jul 6 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Mixed Nuts

Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson).

Mon, Jul 6 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

A Few So-So Men

Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy.

Mon, Jul 6 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

My Left Gator

Steve (Steve Harvey) uses Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) sympathy to his advantage after hurting his foot moving her couch.

Mon, Jul 6 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Detention Peddler

A daunting interview for the position of vice principal derails Steve's confidence; Cedric pops the question to Lovita.

Mon, Jul 6 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The In-Laws

Mark tries to impress Vanessa's parents so they'll pay for the wedding, but he ends up embarrassing himself.

Mon, Jul 6 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Security

Mark (Mark Curry) takes a second job as a security guard for a child star after Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) is laid off.

Mon, Jul 6 4:00 PM

The Nanny

You Bette Your Life

Fran's one day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

Mon, Jul 6 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Heather Biblow Story

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiance lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Mon, Jul 6 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Mon, Jul 6 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Mon, Jul 6 6:00 PM

Roseanne

House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Mon, Jul 6 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Five of a Kind

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Mon, Jul 6 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

Mon, Jul 6 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

Mon, Jul 6 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George's Relatively Bad Idea

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Mon, Jul 6 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

Mon, Jul 6 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Blonde and Blonder

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

Mon, Jul 6 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl II

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

Mon, Jul 6 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Bearly Men

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Mon, Jul 6 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

The Two That Got Away

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Mon, Jul 6 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

I Can't Believe It's Butter

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Mon, Jul 6 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Love Conquers Al

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Tue, Jul 7 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Tue, Jul 7 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Doug Out

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Tue, Jul 7 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Tue, Jul 7 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Block Buster

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Tue, Jul 7 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

Tue, Jul 7 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Squat and the Hover

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

Tue, Jul 7 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

Tue, Jul 7 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thank You for the Intercourse

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

Tue, Jul 7 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Tue, Jul 7 4:30 AM

George Lopez

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

Tue, Jul 7 5:00 AM

George Lopez

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

Tue, Jul 7 5:30 AM

George Lopez

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Tue, Jul 7 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Stressed to Kill

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Tue, Jul 7 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Thanksgiving 1991

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Tue, Jul 7 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Stock Tip

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Tue, Jul 7 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Whine Cellar

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Tue, Jul 7 8:00 AM

The Nanny

When You Pish Upon a Star

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Tue, Jul 7 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Take Back Your Mink

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Tue, Jul 7 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Randy's a Wrangler

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

Tue, Jul 7 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Character Is the Villain

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

Tue, Jul 7 10:00 AM

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Tue, Jul 7 10:30 AM

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Tue, Jul 7 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Birds of a Feather

Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French.

Tue, Jul 7 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Popcorn, Peanuts and Cracker Jacks

When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.

Tue, Jul 7 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

A Delicate Procedure

Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date.

Tue, Jul 7 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Kansas City Split

With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.

Tue, Jul 7 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Party of Five

Steve signs up gorgeous twins (Rosey and Renee Tenison) to replace Cedric and Lovita as his roommates.

Tue, Jul 7 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

He's Gotta Have It

Steve and Regina clash when they share an office; Cedric loses his sex drive after a computer program predicts that his and Lovita's child will be ugly.

Tue, Jul 7 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Spa

Mark (Mark Curry) masquerades as a masseuse at a spa in order to spy on Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete).

Tue, Jul 7 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Dance

After the DJ pulls a no-show at the school dance, Mark must fill in even though Vanessa expects him at the ballet.

Tue, Jul 7 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Boca Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

Tue, Jul 7 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Fran's Gotta Have It

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

Tue, Jul 7 5:00 PM

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Tue, Jul 7 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Tue, Jul 7 6:00 PM

Roseanne

We Gather Together

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Tue, Jul 7 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Tue, Jul 7 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Tue, Jul 7 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Tue, Jul 7 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Tue, Jul 7 8:30 PM

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Tue, Jul 7 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Tue, Jul 7 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Tue, Jul 7 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Calendar Girl

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a ``Women of Trumaine`` calendar.

Tue, Jul 7 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Tue, Jul 7 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

Tue, Jul 7 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

The Agony and the Extra C

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

Wed, Jul 8 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Big Dougie

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Wed, Jul 8 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Fatty McButterpants

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Wed, Jul 8 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Wed, Jul 8 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Wed, Jul 8 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Frodo's Headshots

After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

Wed, Jul 8 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

Wed, Jul 8 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

Wed, Jul 8 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

Wed, Jul 8 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

Wed, Jul 8 4:30 AM

George Lopez

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Wed, Jul 8 5:00 AM

George Lopez

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Wed, Jul 8 5:30 AM

George Lopez

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

Wed, Jul 8 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Wed, Jul 8 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Santa Claus

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Wed, Jul 8 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Strike

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on ''Sally Jessy Raphael'' after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Wed, Jul 8 7:30 AM

The Nanny

I've Got a Secret

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Wed, Jul 8 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Kindervelt Days

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Wed, Jul 8 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Canasta Masta

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

Wed, Jul 8 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tight Ass Is a Wonderful Thing

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Wed, Jul 8 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Take Two Yellows and Go to Bed

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

Wed, Jul 8 10:00 AM

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Wed, Jul 8 10:30 AM

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Wed, Jul 8 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

The Smile in the Third Row

An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg.

Wed, Jul 8 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

The Secret

Mark is caught in the middle of a family crisis when a friend's teenage daughter learns she is adopted.

Wed, Jul 8 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

My New Friend's Wedding

After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.

Wed, Jul 8 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Back in Business

Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back.

Wed, Jul 8 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Little Stevie Blunder

Steve (Steve Harvey) woos a beautiful woman (guest star Kellita Smith) by pretending to be blind; Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) discovers Cedric's (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) secret locked box.

Wed, Jul 8 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Roomies

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) drives Steve (Steve Harvey) ``buggy`` when she moves in with him while her apartment is being fumigated.

Wed, Jul 8 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

One on One

Mark (Mark Curry) challenges the coach (Cheryl Miller) of the girls basketball team to a game of one-on-one.

Wed, Jul 8 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Swami

Mark pretends to be a fortuneteller at a school fund-raiser and is coerced into holding a seance by a man who believes his powers are real.

Wed, Jul 8 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Morning After

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

Wed, Jul 8 4:30 PM

The Nanny

First Date

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

Wed, Jul 8 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Lobocop

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Wed, Jul 8 5:30 PM

Roseanne

No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Wed, Jul 8 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Wed, Jul 8 6:30 PM

Roseanne

One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Wed, Jul 8 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Wed, Jul 8 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Wed, Jul 8 8:00 PM

George Lopez

Trick or Treat Me Right

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

Wed, Jul 8 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Wed, Jul 8 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Turning Japanese

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Wed, Jul 8 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Bud Hits the Books

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Wed, Jul 8 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Al Goes to the Dogs

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Wed, Jul 8 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Wed, Jul 8 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Enemies

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Wed, Jul 8 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Torch Song Duet

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Thu, Jul 9 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Thu, Jul 9 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Thu, Jul 9 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Attention Deficit

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Thu, Jul 9 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Thu, Jul 9 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.

Thu, Jul 9 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Thu, Jul 9 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Thu, Jul 9 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

Thu, Jul 9 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

Thu, Jul 9 4:30 AM

George Lopez

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

Thu, Jul 9 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Prototype

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

Thu, Jul 9 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Curious George

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Thu, Jul 9 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Bingo

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Thu, Jul 9 6:30 AM

Roseanne

The Bowling Show

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Thu, Jul 9 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Will

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

Thu, Jul 9 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Nanny Behind the Man

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

Thu, Jul 9 8:00 AM

The Nanny

A Fine Friendship

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

Thu, Jul 9 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

Thu, Jul 9 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Wrong Adebambo

When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.

Thu, Jul 9 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Uncharted Waters of Mediocrity

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

Thu, Jul 9 10:00 AM

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Thu, Jul 9 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

The Monster

Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople.

Thu, Jul 9 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

The Monster

Scotty faces prejudice when he defends a disfigured artist on an assault charge. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

Thu, Jul 9 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Silenced Partner

Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money.

Thu, Jul 9 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Twisted Sisters

Malcolm plots an elaborate Halloween scam to get back at Eddie for his earlier prank.

Thu, Jul 9 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

My Whole Left Side

Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) welcomes the opportunity to impress Cedric's (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) beloved Grandma Puddin'.

Thu, Jul 9 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

My Two Big Daddies

Posing as a single father, Steve (Steve Harvey) uses young Romeo (Merlin Santana) to rope in an attractive single mother (guest star Alex Datcher).

Thu, Jul 9 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Argument

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson Peete) have a serious argument and each tells a different story about what happened.

Thu, Jul 9 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Lifesaver

Mark tries to find Ken, who disappears after proposing to his girlfriend.

Thu, Jul 9 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

Thu, Jul 9 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Fransom

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Thu, Jul 9 5:00 PM

Roseanne

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Thu, Jul 9 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Thu, Jul 9 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Thu, Jul 9 6:30 PM

Roseanne

I'm Hungry

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Thu, Jul 9 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

Thu, Jul 9 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Thu, Jul 9 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

Thu, Jul 9 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Thu, Jul 9 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Joke's on Al

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Thu, Jul 9 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Twisted

A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.

Thu, Jul 9 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Children of the Corns

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Thu, Jul 9 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Kelly's Gotta Habit

A morality clause in the ``Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil`` girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.

Thu, Jul 9 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Thu, Jul 9 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Fri, Jul 10 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Affidavit Justice

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Fri, Jul 10 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Fri, Jul 10 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Lost Vegas

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Fri, Jul 10 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

Fri, Jul 10 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Not in My Mouth!

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

Fri, Jul 10 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Fri, Jul 10 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Fri, Jul 10 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Grandma's Pie

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

Fri, Jul 10 4:00 AM

George Lopez

Happy Birthdays

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

Fri, Jul 10 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Max's Big Adventure

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Fri, Jul 10 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Who's Your Daddy?

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

Fri, Jul 10 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Token of Unappreciation

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

Fri, Jul 10 6:00 AM

Roseanne

The Back Story

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Fri, Jul 10 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Less Is More

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Fri, Jul 10 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Close Shave

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Fri, Jul 10 7:30 AM

The Nanny

What the Butler Sung

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Fri, Jul 10 8:00 AM

The Nanny

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

Fri, Jul 10 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Strange Bedfellows

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

Fri, Jul 10 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Honest Yak Prices

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

Fri, Jul 10 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Dead Eyes of a Respectful Son

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

Fri, Jul 10 10:00 AM

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Fri, Jul 10 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

The Good Doctor

Football-gear managers Jonathan and Mark discover that the star player's injury has resulted in drug dependency.

Fri, Jul 10 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Alone

Jonathan places a homeless, mentally impaired teen with a wealthy, but troubled, family.

Fri, Jul 10 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Menace II Theology

Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.

Fri, Jul 10 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Teed Off

A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.

Fri, Jul 10 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Boomerang

Steve (Steve Harvey) becomes a fool for love when he falls for Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) friend (guest star Roxanne Beckford). With William Lee Scott.

Fri, Jul 10 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

All About Steve

A power-hungry Steve fills in for Regina as acting principal for a few days; Cedric and Lovita disagree about their wedding day.

Fri, Jul 10 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Idol

Mark (Mark Curry) introduces Tyler to his favorite rap star, who doesn't live up to Tyler's expectations.

Fri, Jul 10 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Bachelor Party

Curiosity leads Mark and Vanessa to spy on each other during their bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Fri, Jul 10 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Ex-Niles

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

Fri, Jul 10 4:30 PM

The Nanny

A Decent Proposal

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

Fri, Jul 10 5:00 PM

Roseanne

All of Me

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

Fri, Jul 10 5:30 PM

Roseanne

To Tell the Truth

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Fri, Jul 10 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Fender Bender

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Fri, Jul 10 6:30 PM

Roseanne

April Fool's Day

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Fri, Jul 10 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

Fri, Jul 10 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Fri, Jul 10 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

Fri, Jul 10 8:30 PM

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Fri, Jul 10 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Al's favorite pie-maker, known as Aunt Maddie, takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave; Peg, Bud and Jefferson want to cook Kelly's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Fri, Jul 10 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Fri, Jul 10 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.

Fri, Jul 10 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Crimes Against Obesity

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

Fri, Jul 10 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Stepford Peg

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Fri, Jul 10 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Bud on the Side

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

Sat, Jul 11 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

Sat, Jul 11 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Sat, Jul 11 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Slippery Slope

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Sat, Jul 11 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Sat, Jul 11 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Sat, Jul 11 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Why We Gave Up Women

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

Sat, Jul 11 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Sat, Jul 11 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Sat, Jul 11 4:00 AM

George Lopez

Show Dyslexic The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

Sat, Jul 11 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Halloween Cheer

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

Sat, Jul 11 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Big Dogs

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his ``inner big dog.''.

Sat, Jul 11 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Gone Fishin'

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

Sat, Jul 11 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Real Men

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Sat, Jul 11 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Good, the Bad and the Hairless

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob ``Captain Kangaroo`` Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a ``cool`` prank.

Sat, Jul 11 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Chatterbox

Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

Sat, Jul 11 7:30 AM

The Nanny

Fran Gets Mugged

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Sat, Jul 11 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Pen Pal

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

Sat, Jul 11 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Franny and the Professor

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a ``Jeopardy!`` contestant.

Sat, Jul 11 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tunde the Boy King

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.

Sat, Jul 11 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Kill the Cat

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

Sat, Jul 11 10:00 AM

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Sat, Jul 11 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Close Encounters of the Heavenly Kind

To help a UFO watcher keep custody of his grandson, Jonathan and Mark convince the boy they are aliens.

Sat, Jul 11 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Change of Life

Jonathan's powers reverse the roles of chauvinistic Mark and a beautiful movie star.

Sat, Jul 11 1:00 PM

Columbo

A Case of Immunity

A foreign dignitary murders his rival then disguises the crime as part of a robbery blamed on college protesters.

Sat, Jul 11 2:30 PM

Columbo

A Matter of Honor

A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.

Sat, Jul 11 4:00 PM

Columbo

Last Salute to the Commodore

Lt. Columbo's prime suspect in the case of a drowned yacht magnate also turns up dead.

Sat, Jul 11 6:00 PM

Columbo

Make Me a Perfect Murder

A TV-network executive murders her boss and lover when he fails to promote her.

Sat, Jul 11 8:00 PM

Columbo

The Conspirators

An Irish poet, who fronts a peace organization while secretly running guns, kills an arms dealer who tries to swindle him.

Sat, Jul 11 10:00 PM

Frasier

Freudian Sleep

When Ronee finds out that Martin mistakenly invited Frasier along on their weekend getaway, she invites Niles and Daphne as well.

Sat, Jul 11 10:30 PM

Frasier

Caught in the Act

Roz learns of Frasier's marriage to child entertainer Nanny G (Laurie Metcalf) and begs him for tickets; Frasier must resist the physical attraction between him and his ex-wife.

Sat, Jul 11 11:00 PM

Frasier

Boo!

Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. Wendie Malick and Stephanie Faracy guest star.

Sat, Jul 11 11:30 PM

Frasier

Coots and Ladders

Frasier and Niles' attempt to conceal a crime lands them in the middle of an elderly neighbor's surprise party.

Sun, Jul 12 12:00 AM

Frasier

Match Game

Frasier hires a matchmaker (Laura Linney) to resuscitate his love life, then demands a refund after a string of bad dates.

Sun, Jul 12 12:30 AM

Frasier

Miss Right Now

Frasier develops a crush on his matchmaker (Laura Linney) but is dismayed to learn she has a ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart).

Sun, Jul 12 1:00 AM

Columbo

Lovely but Lethal

A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula.

Sun, Jul 12 2:30 AM

Columbo

Double Exposure

A motivational researcher blackmails to further his career, kills a man, then frames the victim's wife.

Sun, Jul 12 4:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Wrestling Opera

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into ``Macho Man'' Randy Savage.

Sun, Jul 12 4:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Twister of Fate

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

Sun, Jul 12 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Field of Schemes

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

Sun, Jul 12 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff's Life 101

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Sun, Jul 12 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

A Non-Affair to Remember

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

Sun, Jul 12 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gene Pool

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Sun, Jul 12 7:00 AM

The Munsters

Herman's Peace Offensive

Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully.

Sun, Jul 12 7:30 AM

The Munsters

Herman Picks a Winner

Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson on the futility of gambling.

Sun, Jul 12 8:00 AM

The Munsters

Just Another Pretty Face

Herman is ``disfigured`` when he is hit by a bolt of artificial lightning from one of Grandpa's machines.

Sun, Jul 12 8:30 AM

The Munsters

Heap Big Herman

Vacation-bound Herman blunders into a remote American Indian village after he is accidentally left behind.

Sun, Jul 12 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

An Avoidable Hinder

Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder.

Sun, Jul 12 10:00 AM

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Sun, Jul 12 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Keep Smiling

Jonathan (Michael Landon) courts an elderly woman who was his wife when he was mortal. Guest star: Dorothy McGuire.

Sun, Jul 12 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

The Last Assignment

Jonathan and Mark attempt to help a misguided angel who has been trying to earn his wings for 200 years.

Sun, Jul 12 1:00 PM

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Coastal Creatures

Dylan Dreyer discovers astonishing seacoast animals -- from Australia's famous marsupials to dolphins on the hunt.

Sun, Jul 12 1:30 PM

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Rescue Missions

Jet and Wham visit a rescue in Los Angeles that specializes in saving and finding homes for pugs; Coach Lou brings the team to Hill Air Force Base to add some Globetrotter magic to the Welcome Home Celebration for troops returning from deployment.

Sun, Jul 12 2:00 PM

Wild Child

Growing Up Wild

Sheinelle Jones explores the remarkable ways wild animals parent their young and introduces adorable babies from arctic foxes to majestic frigatebirds.

Sun, Jul 12 2:30 PM

Wild Child

Into the Woods

Sheinelle Jones heads into Earth's forests to see the flora and fauna hidden beneath the canopy of these wooded wonderlands.

Sun, Jul 12 3:00 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Into the Wolf Den

Dr. Rae and Peter demystify a misunderstood canine, the wolf; Peter spots an endangered red wolf in the wild and helps with a health checkup for a new litter; Dr. Rae learns about gray wolves during a visit to Minnesota's Wildlife Science Center.

Sun, Jul 12 3:30 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Injured But Not Out

Dr. Rae and Peter connect with three animal species suffering from life-threatening injuries; Dr. Rae meets a team in Central America working to save sloths; Peter and Dr. Rae uncover threats to North Atlantic right whales and Florida manatees.

Sun, Jul 12 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Mommy and Mai

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

Sun, Jul 12 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Fair Weather Fran

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

Sun, Jul 12 5:00 PM

The Nanny

Educating Fran

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Sun, Jul 12 5:30 PM

The Nanny

From Flushing With Love

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Sun, Jul 12 6:00 PM

The King of Queens

Meet By-Product

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Sun, Jul 12 6:30 PM

The King of Queens

Wild Cards

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Sun, Jul 12 7:00 PM

The King of Queens

Surprise Artie

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Sun, Jul 12 7:30 PM

The King of Queens

Soft Touch

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Sun, Jul 12 8:00 PM

The King of Queens

Restaurant Row

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

Sun, Jul 12 8:30 PM

The King of Queens

Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Sun, Jul 12 9:00 PM

The King of Queens

Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

Sun, Jul 12 9:30 PM

The King of Queens

Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

Sun, Jul 12 10:00 PM

Frasier

And Frasier Makes Three

Frasier's plan to woo Charlotte (Laura Linney) away from her ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart) backfires. Wendie Malick also guest stars.

Sun, Jul 12 10:30 PM

Frasier

Detour

Frasier and Charlotte (Laura Linney) get stranded in the middle of nowhere and must take shelter at an eccentric family's home.

Sun, Jul 12 11:00 PM

Frasier

Crock Tales

Frasier finds an old earthenware crock in his kitchen that brings back memories, including the time Roz set him up with her friend (Rosie Perez).

Sun, Jul 12 11:30 PM

Frasier

Goodnight, Seattle

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Mon, Jul 13 12:00 AM

Frasier

Goodnight, Seattle

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Mon, Jul 13 12:30 AM

Frasier

The Good Son

After moving to Seattle, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) decides to have his father (John Mahoney) move in with him. With David Hyde Pierce.

Mon, Jul 13 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Mon, Jul 13 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Mon, Jul 13 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

Mon, Jul 13 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Mon, Jul 13 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Mon, Jul 13 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Mon, Jul 13 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Mon, Jul 13 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Mon, Jul 13 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Elliot and Victoria's Secret

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Mon, Jul 13 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Womb With a View

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Mon, Jul 13 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

With Two You Get Cow's Milk

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Mon, Jul 13 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

Mon, Jul 13 7:00 AM

The Munsters

The Most Beautiful Ghoul in the World

The men and women split on spending an inheritance.

Mon, Jul 13 7:30 AM

The Munsters

Grandpa's Lost Wife

A rich woman (Jane Withers) claims to be Grandpa's wife.

Mon, Jul 13 8:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

TLC: Tunde's Loving Care

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

Mon, Jul 13 8:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sights and Bites

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls ``Sights and Bites.``

Mon, Jul 13 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

The Ballad of Gentleman Jones

Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.

Mon, Jul 13 10:00 AM

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Mon, Jul 13 10:30 AM

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Mon, Jul 13 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

To Bind the Wounds

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help the father of a deceased Vietnam veteran honor his son in a memorial service. Guest star: Eli Wallach.

Mon, Jul 13 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Heaven on Earth

When Mark blames himself for a girl's death, Jonathan gives him special powers to undo past actions.

Mon, Jul 13 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Dream Girl

Malcolm and Eddie think they have each met the perfect match, until they find out it's the same girl.

Mon, Jul 13 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Requiem for a Lightweight

Eddie faces a fight in the boxing ring to settle a dispute with a big ex-con (Morocco Omari).

Mon, Jul 13 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Going, Going, Gone

Steve participates in a bachelor auction where a beautiful young bidder turns out to be a front for an older woman.

Mon, Jul 13 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Y2K

After Steve's extravagant plans fall apart, he rings in the new millennium with Regina, Cedric and Lovita.

Mon, Jul 13 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Getting Personal

After Mark refuses to take their upcoming nuptials seriously, Vanessa tries a new approach to grab his attention.

Mon, Jul 13 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Pilot

Mark Cooper copes with the stress of his first teaching job and the challenge of living with two female roommates.

Mon, Jul 13 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Rash to Judgment

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

Mon, Jul 13 4:30 PM

The Nanny

One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

Mon, Jul 13 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Mon, Jul 13 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Happy Birthday

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Mon, Jul 13 6:00 PM

Roseanne

The Test

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Mon, Jul 13 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Friends and Relatives

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Mon, Jul 13 7:00 PM

George Lopez

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

Mon, Jul 13 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Mon, Jul 13 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

Mon, Jul 13 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Mon, Jul 13 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Grime and Punishment

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Mon, Jul 13 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

TRASH

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

Mon, Jul 13 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

Mon, Jul 13 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Mon, Jul 13 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Mon, Jul 13 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Live Nude Peg

Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Tue, Jul 14 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Buy Curious

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ferrets, Attack!

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 AM

George Lopez

The Unnatural

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 AM

George Lopez

No Free Launch

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 AM

George Lopez

The Wedding Dance

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Love Bites

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 AM

Roseanne

This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Dope Diamond

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 AM

The Nanny

A Fine Family Feud

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Val's Apartment

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Shopaholic

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Cheerleader Leader

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Devil's Hot Tub

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 AM

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Tue, Jul 14 10:30 AM

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Tue, Jul 14 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Summit

Jonathan tries to reunite a Soviet emigre and her long-lost son; guests Nehemiah Persoff, Liam Sullivan.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Sail Away

Jonathan and Mark help an aging novelist rediscover his writing talent by reliving a beautiful teenage romance.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Love Thy Neighbor

Malcolm and Eddie have to convince the good-looking tenant next door to move her studio.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Bowl-A-Drama

Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Black Streak

Cedric (Cedric ``the Entertainer``) prefers reliving his wild days rather than going to Steve's (Steve Harvey) bachelor party. With Wendy Raquel Robinson.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Boy Trouble

A sexist school board member ignores Regina's funding proposal while green-lighting Steve's harebrained ideas.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Hangin' With Michelle

Mark (Mark Curry) suffers a broken tailbone when he substitutes for a first-grade teacher. Stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

On the Rebound

An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Call Me Fran

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Not Without My Nanny

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 PM

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Lez Be Friends

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Damn Bundys

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Desperate Half Hour

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

How to Marry a Moron

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Vocal Discord

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

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