COZI TV Schedule

Married ... With Children

Assault and Batteries

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Married ... With Children

Ride Scare

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

Married ... With Children

Al Goes Deep

After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.

Married ... With Children

Shoeway to Heaven

Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

The King of Queens

Restaurant Row

Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.

The King of Queens

Whine Country

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Roseanne

White Men Can't Kiss

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

Roseanne

Maybe Baby

Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.

Roseanne

Rear Window

Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.

Roseanne

My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne

Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne

Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

George Lopez

Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George Lopez

Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

George Lopez

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

George Lopez

Bringing Home the Bacon

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Married ... With Children

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.

Married ... With Children

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.

Married ... With Children

Top of the Heap

After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.

Married ... With Children

You Better Shop Around

When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.

Married ... With Children

You Better Shop Around

Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

The King of Queens

Flower Power

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

The King of Queens

Fatty McButterpants

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

The King of Queens

Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

The King of Queens

Do Rico

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Two and a Half Men

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Two and a Half Men

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Two and a Half Men

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

Two and a Half Men

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

George Lopez

Show Dyslexic The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George Lopez

The Unnatural

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

George Lopez

No Free Launch

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George Lopez

The Wedding Dance

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

Roseanne

Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne

Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

The Nanny

The Morning After

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

The Nanny

First Date

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

The Nanny

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

The Nanny

Fransom

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Randy's a Wrangler

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Character Is the Villain

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

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The Nanny

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

The Nanny

Strange Bedfellows

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

The Chatterbox

Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

The Nanny

Fran Gets Mugged

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Married ... With Children

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing ``breaking out.``

Married ... With Children

Naughty but Niece

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Married ... With Children

Business Sucks

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

The King of Queens

Strike One

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

The King of Queens

Strike Too

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne

Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne

The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

George Lopez

Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

George Lopez

Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

George Lopez

Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

George Lopez

The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

Married ... With Children

Buck the Stud

Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.

Married ... With Children

She's Having My Baby

Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.

Married ... With Children

She's Having My Baby

Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.

Married ... With Children

If Al Had a Hammer

Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.

Married ... With Children

Cheese, Cues and Blood

A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.

The King of Queens

Strike Out

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

The King of Queens

Class Struggle

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

The King of Queens

Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

The King of Queens

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Two and a Half Men

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

Two and a Half Men

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

Two and a Half Men

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Two and a Half Men

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

George Lopez

Love Bites

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

George Lopez

Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

George Lopez

This Old Casa

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

George Lopez

Super Bowl

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

Roseanne

Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

The Nanny

The Ex-Niles

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

The Nanny

A Decent Proposal

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

The Nanny

Mommy and Mai

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

The Nanny

Fair Weather Fran

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

Bob Hearts Abishola

On a Dead Guy's Bench

Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

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The Nanny

Pen Pal

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

The Nanny

Franny and the Professor

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a ``Jeopardy!`` contestant.

The Nanny

The Dope Diamond

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

A Fine Family Feud

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Married ... With Children

Business Still Sucks

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Married ... With Children

Dial B for Virgin

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

Married ... With Children

Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Married ... With Children

No Pot to Pease In

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

The King of Queens

Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

The King of Queens

Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Roseanne

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne

Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne

The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne

The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Roseanne

The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

George Lopez

God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

George Lopez

Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez

Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Married ... With Children

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

Married ... With Children

Buck Has a Belly Ache

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Married ... With Children

If I Could See Me Now

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Married ... With Children

God's Shoes

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Does Hollywood

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Does Hollywood

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

The King of Queens

Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of Queens

Hi-Def Jam

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

The King of Queens

Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of Queens

Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Two and a Half Men

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Two and a Half Men

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Two and a Half Men

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Two and a Half Men

Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

George Lopez

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

George Lopez

Girl Fight

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George Lopez

George vs. George

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

George Lopez

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

Roseanne

Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne

Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

The Nanny

Educating Fran

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

The Nanny

From Flushing With Love

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

The Nanny

Rash to Judgment

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

The Nanny

One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Paris Is for Lovers, Not Mothers

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

Bob Hearts Abishola

I'll Never Play Banjo Again

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

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The Nanny

Val's Apartment

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Shopaholic

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Oy Vey, You're Gay

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

The Nanny

The Party's Over

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Married ... With Children

A Man for No Seasons

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.``

The King of Queens

Package Deal

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

The King of Queens

Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

Roseanne

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Roseanne

The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Roseanne

Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne

We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne

Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

George Lopez

Angie Gets Tanked

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

George Lopez

The Art of Boxing

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

George Lopez

George's House of Cards

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

George Lopez

Dance Fever

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Married ... With Children

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.

Married ... With Children

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.

Married ... With Children

I Who Have Nothing

Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

Married ... With Children

The Mystery of Skull Island

While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes sky diving.

Married ... With Children

Just Shoe It

Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.

Married ... With Children

Rites of Passage

On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first ``girlie`` bar.

The King of Queens

Inner Tube

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

The King of Queens

Departure Time

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

The King of Queens

Swim Neighbors

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

The King of Queens

S'no Job

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

Two and a Half Men

For Whom the Booty Calls

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

Two and a Half Men

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

Two and a Half Men

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Two and a Half Men

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

George Lopez

Profiles in Courage

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

George Lopez

Secrets and Lies

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George Lopez

Girls Night Out

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

George Lopez

I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

Roseanne

Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

The Nanny

Call Me Fran

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

The Nanny

Not Without My Nanny

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

The Nanny

The Engagement

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

The Nanny

The Dinner Party

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Straight Outta Lagos

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Hundred CCs of Handsome

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

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The Nanny

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Having His Baby

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

The Unkindest Cut

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of ``Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.`` With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

The Nanny

An Offer She Can't Refuse

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Married ... With Children

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Takes a Shot

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Married ... With Children

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Married ... With Children

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

The King of Queens

Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

The King of Queens

Pregnant Pause

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Roseanne

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Roseanne

Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne

Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Roseanne

Fights and Stuff

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne

Call Waiting

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

George Lopez

She Drives Me Crazy

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George Lopez

George Goes to Disneyland

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

George Lopez

Bachelor Party

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

George Lopez

Wrecking Ball

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Married ... With Children

The Egg and I

Marcy's ex-husband Steve (David Garrison) returns to her -- on the run from the law.

Married ... With Children

Psychic Avengers

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Married ... With Children

My Dinner With Anthrax

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

Married ... With Children

Hi, I.Q.

Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.

Married ... With Children

Teacher Pets

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Married ... With Children

The Good-bye Girl

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

The King of Queens

Sight Gag

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

The King of Queens

Walk, Man

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

The King of Queens

Friender Bender

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

The King of Queens

Mean Streak

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Two and a Half Men

Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Two and a Half Men

Pilot

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Two and a Half Men

Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

George Lopez

Team Leader

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

George Lopez

George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Roseanne

Millions From Heaven

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Roseanne

What a Day for a Daydream

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

The Nanny

Homie-Work

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

The Nanny

The Reunion Show

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

The Nanny

Immaculate Concepcion

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepcion (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy..

The Nanny

The Pre-nup

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Camp Bananas

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Keep That Under Your Gele

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

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The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Highway to Heaven

Love and Marriage

Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Highway to Heaven

Love and Marriage

Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart.

Columbo

Fade In to Murder

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

Columbo

Old-Fashioned Murder

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

Columbo

The Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

Columbo

Try & Catch Me

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Columbo

Murder Under Glass

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Columbo

How to Dial a Murder

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

The Reunion Project

Hosted by NBCU Storyteller Cody Broadway, this docuseries follows real-life searches and reunions.

The Munsters

A Family Portrait

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

The Munsters

Grandpa Leaves Home

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

The Munsters

Herman's Rival

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

The Munsters

Grandpa's Call of the Wild

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

Columbo

By Dawn's Early Light

A military-academy commandant murders to protect his career and prevent his school's conversion to a coed junior college.

Columbo

Troubled Waters

Columbo's Mexico cruise is disrupted when an automobile executive kills his blackmailing lover, the ship's singer, then frames a musician.

Highway to Heaven

Hotel of Dreams

Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life.

Highway to Heaven

Plane Death

Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.

Murdoch Mysteries

Murder in F Major

When the director of Toronto's new symphony is murdered, Murdoch suspects jealous musicians are responsible.

The Munsters

All-Star Munster

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.

The Munsters

If a Martian Answers, Hang Up

While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.

The Munsters

Eddie's Nickname

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him ``Shorty.``.

The Munsters

Bats of a Feather

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

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Highway to Heaven

Code Name: Freak

Jonathan and Mark head to college; Jonathan helps a 12-year-old genius and Mark takes care of a rowdy dorm.

Highway to Heaven

Man to Man

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

Forever Young With Dr. Pablo Prichard

Toxins

Host Danielle Robb and Dr. Pablo Prichard uncover the hidden dangers lurking in everyday life, from shampoo bottles to kitchen cookware; Dr. Prichard shares the science of how these chemicals disrupt the body and offers a practical action plan.

Tails of Valor

Dynamic Doggos

A dog keeps a veteran and her family comfortable after coming home from deployment; a horse and a dog help a young woman overcome her anxiety.

Wild Child

Koalas, Kiwis, and More

Sheinelle Jones heads down under to meet cute koalas, kickboxing kangaroos and adorable sea lions getting ready to take their first plunge.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Wild, Weird and Wonderful

Dylan Dreyer introduces some of the world's most unusual animals, including a fish that loves to come on land, wild donkeys in the Himalayas and frigate birds who have perfected the art of the steal.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Aquatic Animals

Dr. Rae and Peter explore some of the planet's most amazing aquatic wildlife and the heroic efforts to protect them, including North America's largest freshwater turtle species, sharks in Florida, charismatic beluga whales and massive whale sharks.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Captures for Conservation

Peter joins a helicopter team to conduct a census on Mexican wolves, then helps biologists relocate a wild lynx in the Cascades; in the Sierra Nevada, Peter and Dr. Rae protect bighorn sheep, and later study alligator conservation efforts in Georgia.

The Nanny

Fashion Show

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion ``don't`` in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

The Nanny

Where's Fran

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

The Reunion Project

Hosted by NBCU Storyteller Cody Broadway, this docuseries follows real-life searches and reunions.

The King of Queens

Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

The King of Queens

Gorilla Warfare

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

The King of Queens

Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

The King of Queens

Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens

Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens

Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

The King of Queens

Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

The King of Queens

Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

The King of Queens

Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

The King of Queens

Slippery Slope

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Two and a Half Men

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Looking' for Japanese Subs

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Two and a Half Men

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Two and a Half Men

That Darn Priest

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband``; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

Two and a Half Men

People Who Love Peepholes

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Two and a Half Men

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

George Lopez

Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George Lopez

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gene Pool

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Elliot and Victoria's Secret

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Womb With a View

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Jeff & Ray & Rascal's Big Adventure

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sad Cupcakes

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

Murdoch Mysteries

Scents and Sensibility

When a bride mysteriously collapses and dies before her wedding, Murdoch suspects she was poisoned by her perfume.

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The Nanny

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

The Nanny

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

The Nanny

Where's the Pearls?

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Columbo: Prescription: Murder (1968)

Despite an alibi, Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk) thinks that a smooth Hollywood psychiatrist (Gene Barry) has killed his wife.

Columbo

Dead Weight

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Columbo

A Stitch in Crime

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

Columbo

Any Old Port in a Storm

A wine connoisseur kills his playboy brother to prevent his selling the family winery to expiate his latest scandal.

Columbo

Swan Song

A gospel singer kills his evangelist wife when she denies him more money and threatens blackmail.

Columbo

Columbo Likes the Nightlife

Columbo investigates the apparent suicide of a tabloid reporter in the Los Angeles rave scene.

The King of Queens

No Retreat

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

The King of Queens

Oxy Moron

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

The King of Queens

Lyin' Hearted

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

The King of Queens

Depo Man

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Two and a Half Men

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Two and a Half Men

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Two and a Half Men

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

George Lopez

Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

George Lopez

Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George Lopez

Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

George Lopez

Bringing Home the Bacon

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Roseanne

Honor Thy Mother

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

Roseanne

Someday My Prince Will Come

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

The Nanny

The Best Man

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

The Nanny

The Honeymoon's Overboard

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sleeping Next to an Old Boat

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Genius Who Fell Out of My Womb

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

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The Nanny

That's Midlife

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

The Nanny

The Cantor Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

The Nanny

Green Card

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Ship of Fran's

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Married ... With Children

25 Years and What Do You Get?

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Married ... With Children

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

The King of Queens

Life Sentence

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

The King of Queens

Veiled Threat

Doug and Carrie experience a flashback to their wedding day after finding a piece of wedding cake in their freezer.

Roseanne

Pampered to a Pulp

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Roseanne

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne

Roseambo

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Roseanne

Mothers and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Roseanne

Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Roseanne

Hit the Road, Jack

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

George Lopez

What George Doesn't Noah

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George Lopez

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

George Lopez

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez

Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Married ... With Children

The Gas Station Show

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

Married ... With Children

England Show

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Married ... With Children

England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Married ... With Children

England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Married ... With Children

Magnificent Seven

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

Married ... With Children

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

The King of Queens

Double Downer

Doug spoils Carrie's plans for a romantic weekend when he organizes an outing to Atlantic City; his boss ends up joining them.

The King of Queens

Ovary Action

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

The King of Queens

Food Fight

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

The King of Queens

Dougie Nights

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Two and a Half Men

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Two and a Half Men

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

George Lopez

Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

George Lopez

Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

George Lopez

Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

George Lopez

The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Roseanne

The War Room

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne

Lanford's Elite

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

The Nanny

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

The Nanny

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on ``Entertainment Tonight.``.

The Nanny

Sara's Parents

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

The Nanny

I'm Pregnant

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tight Ass Is a Wonderful Thing

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Take Two Yellows and Go to Bed

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

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The Nanny

A Pup in Paris

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

The Nanny

The Tart With Heart

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

The Nanny

The Cradle Robbers

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

The Nanny

The Bird's Nest

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Married ... With Children

The Undergraduate

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Married ... With Children

User Friendly

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Married ... With Children

Shoeless Al

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Married ... With Children

Pump Fiction

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

The King of Queens

No Orleans

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

The King of Queens

Missing Links

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Roseanne

Some Enchanted Merger

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

Roseanne

A Second Chance

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Roseanne

The Miracle

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

Roseanne

Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Roseanne

The Truth Be Told

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

Roseanne

Arsenic and Old Mom

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

George Lopez

George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

George Lopez

Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

George Lopez

Sk8r Boyz

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

George Lopez

The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Married ... With Children

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Married ... With Children

Al on the Rocks

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Married ... With Children

What I Did for Love

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Married ... With Children

Frat Chance

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Married ... With Children

The Chicago Wine Party

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

The King of Queens

Hero Worship

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

The King of Queens

Screwed Driver

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

The King of Queens

Lush Life

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

The King of Queens

Patrons Ain't

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Two and a Half Men

Camel Filters and Pheremones

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Two and a Half Men

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Two and a Half Men

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Two and a Half Men

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

George Lopez

God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

George Lopez

Weekend at Benny's

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez

Jason Tutors Max

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

The Nanny

Mom's the Word

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

The Nanny

Making Whoopi

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on ``Hollywood Squares.``

The Nanny

The In-Law Who Came Forever

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

The Fran in the Mirror

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Wrong Adebambo

When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Uncharted Waters of Mediocrity

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

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The Nanny

The Rosie Show

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

The Nanny

Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

The Nanny

Me and Mrs. Joan

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

The Nanny

The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

Married ... With Children

Radio Free Trumaine

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Married ... With Children

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Married ... With Children

A Shoe Room With a View

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Briard

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

The King of Queens

Bun Dummy

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

The King of Queens

Shrink Wrap

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Roseanne

Twenty Years to Life

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

Roseanne

Dress to Impress

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Roseanne

Roseanne Gets the Chair

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

Roseanne

Eggs Over, Not Easy

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

Roseanne

Darlene v. David

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Roseanne

No Country for Old Women

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

George Lopez

E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez

Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

George Lopez

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George Lopez

George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

Married ... With Children

Rock of Ages

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Married ... With Children

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Married ... With Children

Old College Try

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Married ... With Children

The Wedding Show

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Married ... With Children

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Married ... With Children

Heels on Wheels

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

The King of Queens

Eddie Money

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

The King of Queens

Two Thirty

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

The King of Queens

Window Pain

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

The King of Queens

Arthur, Spooner

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Two and a Half Men

That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Two and a Half Men

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Two and a Half Men

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Two and a Half Men

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

George Lopez

Angie Gets Tanked

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

George Lopez

The Art of Boxing

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

George Lopez

George's House of Cards

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

George Lopez

Dance Fever

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Roseanne

Go Cubs

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

Roseanne

Netflix & Pill

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

The Nanny

The Yummy Mummy

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

The Nanny

California Here We Come

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

The Nanny

Ma'ternal Affairs

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

The Nanny

The Producers

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Honest Yak Prices

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Dead Eyes of a Respectful Son

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

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The Nanny

An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

The Nanny

Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

The Nanny

The Car Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

The Nanny

Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Married ... With Children

Reverend Al

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Married ... With Children

How Bleen Was My Kelly

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

Married ... With Children

The Weaker Sex

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Married ... With Children

Blonde and Blonder

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

The King of Queens

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens

Holy Mackerel

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Roseanne

Life and Stuff

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Roseanne

We're in the Money

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Roseanne

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Roseanne

Language Lessons

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Roseanne

Radio Days

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

Roseanne

Lovers' Lane

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

George Lopez

George Gets Assisterance

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

George Lopez

Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

George Lopez

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George Lopez

George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

Married ... With Children

Mr. Empty Pants

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Married ... With Children

You Can't Miss

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Married ... With Children

Peggy and the Pirates

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

Married ... With Children

Go for the Old

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Married ... With Children

Un-Alful Entry

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Married ... With Children

Movie Show

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

The King of Queens

Jung Frankenstein

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

The King of Queens

Mammary Lane

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens

Business Affairs

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

The King of Queens

Flash Photography

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Two and a Half Men

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Two and a Half Men

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

George Lopez

She Drives Me Crazy

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George Lopez

George Goes to Disneyland

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

George Lopez

Bachelor Party

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

George Lopez

Wrecking Ball

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Roseanne

The Memory Game

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne

Here's to Good Friends

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

The Nanny

The Dummy Twins

Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.

The Nanny

Yetta's Letters

Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.

The Nanny

Maggie's Wedding

Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).

The Nanny

The Baby Shower

Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tunde the Boy King

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Kill the Cat

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

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Highway to Heaven

Jonathan Smith Goes to Washington

A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Highway to Heaven

Oh Lucky Man

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Columbo

Murder by the Book

A blackmailer interferes with a mystery writer's scheme to kill his former partner in a perfect crime.

Columbo

Death Lends a Hand

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

Columbo

The Conspirators

An Irish poet, who fronts a peace organization while secretly running guns, kills an arms dealer who tries to swindle him.

Columbo

Columbo Goes to the Guillotine

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

Columbo

Murder, Smoke and Shadows

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

The Reunion Project

Hosted by NBCU Storyteller Cody Broadway, this docuseries follows real-life searches and reunions.

The Munsters

Follow That Munster

Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.

The Munsters

Love Locked Out

Herman gets a little tipsy at an office party; Lily makes him spend the night on the sofa after he comes home drunk.

The Munsters

Come Back, Little Googie

Grandpa tries to turn Eddie's nasty pal (Bill Mumy) into a rabbit.

The Munsters

Far Out Munsters

A visiting rock 'n' roll group attempts to rent the Munster house for privacy.