IFC TV Schedule

Mon, Jun 15 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Mon, Jun 15 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Mon, Jun 15 10:00 AM

Coach

One of the Guys

Hayden sets out to discourage Christine from ever accepting another invitation to go fishing.

Mon, Jun 15 10:30 AM

Coach

My Best Friend's Girl

Hayden and Christine have lukewarm reactions to Luther's uninhibited date.

Mon, Jun 15 11:00 AM

Coach

Goodbye Mr. Putts

As a representative of the women coaches, Judy (Pam Stone) challenges Hayden and his staff to a golf contest.

Mon, Jun 15 11:30 AM

Coach

Head Like a Wheel

Hayden celebrates his 49th birthday by driving a race car at 150 miles an hour.

Mon, Jun 15 12:00 PM

Coach

Retrospective

The gang discusses its experiences when Mary Hart arrives to interview Hayden.

Mon, Jun 15 12:30 PM

Coach

Retrospective

The gang discusses its experiences when Mary Hart arrives to interview Hayden.

Mon, Jun 15 1:00 PM

Coach

Pros and Cons

In the wake of winning the National Collegiate Football Championship, Hayden is offered a job in professional football.

Mon, Jun 15 1:30 PM

Coach

It Should Happen to You

Hayden, dissatisfied with his public persona, hires an image consultant.

Mon, Jun 15 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Mon, Jun 15 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Mon, Jun 15 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Mon, Jun 15 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Mon, Jun 15 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Mon, Jun 15 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Mon, Jun 15 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Mon, Jun 15 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Mon, Jun 15 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack in the Flower Shop

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

Mon, Jun 15 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Navy Pal

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Mon, Jun 15 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Will the Real Jack Tripper ...

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Mon, Jun 15 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Days of Beer and Weeds

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Mon, Jun 15 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy Come Home

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Mon, Jun 15 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Bird Song

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Mon, Jun 15 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Mon, Jun 15 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Good Old Reliable Janet

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Mon, Jun 15 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Mon, Jun 15 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Mon, Jun 15 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Mon, Jun 15 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Tue, Jun 16 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Tue, Jun 16 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Tue, Jun 16 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Tue, Jun 16 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Tue, Jun 16 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Tue, Jun 16 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Tue, Jun 16 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Tue, Jun 16 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Tue, Jun 16 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Tue, Jun 16 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Tue, Jun 16 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Tue, Jun 16 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Tue, Jun 16 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Tue, Jun 16 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Tue, Jun 16 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Tue, Jun 16 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Tue, Jun 16 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Headache

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Tue, Jun 16 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Stung

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Tue, Jun 16 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Older Woman

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Tue, Jun 16 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Over-the-Hill Gag

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Tue, Jun 16 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Family Man

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Tue, Jun 16 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Earthquake II

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Tue, Jun 16 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Divorce, Sanford Style

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Tue, Jun 16 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Bank on This

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Tue, Jun 16 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

The Sanford Arms

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Tue, Jun 16 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Steinberg and Son

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Tue, Jun 16 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Brother, Can You Spare an Act

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Tue, Jun 16 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Della, Della, Della

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Tue, Jun 16 2:00 PM

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Tue, Jun 16 2:30 PM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 16 3:00 PM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 16 3:30 PM

Night Court

Day Court

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 4:00 PM

Night Court

A Night Court at the Opera

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 4:30 PM

Night Court

Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Tue, Jun 16 5:00 PM

Night Court

Jail Bait

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 16 5:30 PM

Night Court

It's Just a Joke

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 6:00 PM

Night Court

Bringing Down Baby

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Tue, Jun 16 6:30 PM

Night Court

Presumed Insolvent

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 7:00 PM

Night Court

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Tue, Jun 16 7:30 PM

Night Court

Attachments Included

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 8:00 PM

Night Court

Alone Again, Naturally

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Tue, Jun 16 8:30 PM

Night Court

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 16 9:00 PM

Night Court

To Sleep, No More

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Tue, Jun 16 9:30 PM

Night Court

With a Little Help From My Friends

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 16 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Tue, Jun 16 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Tue, Jun 16 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Tue, Jun 16 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Wed, Jun 17 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Wed, Jun 17 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Wed, Jun 17 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Wed, Jun 17 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Wed, Jun 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Wed, Jun 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

Wed, Jun 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wed, Jun 17 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Wed, Jun 17 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Wed, Jun 17 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wed, Jun 17 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Wed, Jun 17 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Wed, Jun 17 6:00 AM

Night Court

Mac Takes a Vocation

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 6:30 AM

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jun 17 7:00 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jun 17 7:30 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Wed, Jun 17 8:00 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Wed, Jun 17 8:30 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Wed, Jun 17 9:00 AM

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 9:30 AM

Night Court

Puppy Love

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Wed, Jun 17 10:00 AM

Night Court

Pop Goes the Question

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 10:30 AM

Night Court

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).

Wed, Jun 17 11:00 AM

Night Court

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Dan (John Larroquette) throws a bachelor party for Bull (Richard Moll) and the celebrants wind up at a seedy motel.

Wed, Jun 17 11:30 AM

Night Court

Teacher's Pet

Christine's role model at college reveals a terrible secret; Bull thinks his sex life needs more vigor.

Wed, Jun 17 12:00 PM

Night Court

The System Works

Harry does the learning while moonlighting as an instructor; Christine's days as a children's author may be numbered.

Wed, Jun 17 12:30 PM

Night Court

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Bull flees to the courthouse roof when others take over his wedding plans; Dan has a date with triplets.

Wed, Jun 17 1:00 PM

Night Court

Santa on the Lam

On Christmas Eve, a bitter department store Santa (Hansford Rowe) holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jun 17 1:30 PM

Night Court

Shave and a Haircut

Harry's pleasure at presenting an award to Mel Torme turns to embarrassment; Dan hatches a get-rich-quick scheme.

Wed, Jun 17 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Double Date

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Wed, Jun 17 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy and the Guru

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wed, Jun 17 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Love Diary

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Wed, Jun 17 3:30 PM

Three's Company

The Fast

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Wed, Jun 17 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Helen's Rendezvous

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Wed, Jun 17 4:30 PM

Three's Company

My Sister's Keeper

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Wed, Jun 17 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Wed, Jun 17 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Wed, Jun 17 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Wed, Jun 17 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Wed, Jun 17 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Wed, Jun 17 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Wed, Jun 17 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Wed, Jun 17 8:30 PM

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Wed, Jun 17 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Wed, Jun 17 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Wed, Jun 17 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Wed, Jun 17 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Wed, Jun 17 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Wed, Jun 17 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Thu, Jun 18 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Thu, Jun 18 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Thu, Jun 18 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Thu, Jun 18 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Thu, Jun 18 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Thu, Jun 18 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Springtime on a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Thu, Jun 18 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Good Time in Central Africa

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Thu, Jun 18 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Thu, Jun 18 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dead From the Waist Down

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thu, Jun 18 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Thu, Jun 18 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Thu, Jun 18 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Thu, Jun 18 6:00 AM

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Thu, Jun 18 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Thu, Jun 18 7:00 AM

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Thu, Jun 18 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Thu, Jun 18 8:00 AM

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Thu, Jun 18 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Thu, Jun 18 9:00 AM

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

A freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.

Thu, Jun 18 11:15 AM

Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

The hard-nosed Detroit cop returns to Los Angeles to help solve another case. This time he must direct his efforts towards unraveling the Alphabet Crimes, a series of robberies committed by leather-jacketed punks.

Thu, Jun 18 1:45 PM

Men at Work (1990)

Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.

Thu, Jun 18 4:00 PM

Platoon (1986)

Two sergeants (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe) and a private (Charlie Sheen) join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.

Thu, Jun 18 6:45 PM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Thu, Jun 18 9:15 PM

Two goofy garbagemen find a politician's corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it.

Fri, Jun 19 8:45 AM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Fri, Jun 19 11:15 AM

Platoon (1986)

Two sergeants (Tom Berenger, Willem Dafoe) and a private (Charlie Sheen) join others lost in war along the 1967 Cambodian border.

Fri, Jun 19 2:00 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jun 19 4:45 PM

Real Genius (1985)

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Fri, Jun 19 7:15 PM

What About Bob? (1991)

A patient (Bill Murray) follows a pop psychiatrist (Richard Dreyfuss) on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family.

Fri, Jun 19 9:30 PM

The Breakfast Club (1985)

A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.

Fri, Jun 19 11:45 PM

Pretty in Pink (1986)

A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.

Sat, Jun 20 1:45 AM

Sixteen Candles (1984)

A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.

Sat, Jun 20 3:45 AM

Dirty Dancing (1987)

A doctor's (Jerry Orbach) teenage daughter (Jennifer Grey) gets slinky with the dance teacher (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

Sat, Jun 20 6:15 AM

Footloose (1984)

A hip Chicago teen (Kevin Bacon) moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor (John Lithgow), dancing is outlawed.

Sat, Jun 20 8:45 AM

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).

Sat, Jun 20 10:45 AM

Footloose (1984)

A hip Chicago teen (Kevin Bacon) moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor (John Lithgow), dancing is outlawed.

Sat, Jun 20 1:15 PM

Dirty Dancing (1987)

A doctor's (Jerry Orbach) teenage daughter (Jennifer Grey) gets slinky with the dance teacher (Patrick Swayze) at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963.

Sat, Jun 20 3:45 PM

The Breakfast Club (1985)

A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school.

Sat, Jun 20 6:00 PM

Pretty in Pink (1986)

A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends.

Sat, Jun 20 8:00 PM

Sixteen Candles (1984)

A girl turning 16 likes another girl's guy (Michael Schoeffling) and feels nobody cares about her birthday.

Sat, Jun 20 10:00 PM

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer (Sean Penn), a pregnant girl (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and a fast-food worker (Judge Reinhold).

Sun, Jun 21 12:00 AM

Superman (1978)

Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet.

Sun, Jun 21 3:30 AM

Superman II (1980)

The Man of Steel (Christopher Reeve) gets serious with Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) and fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman).

Sun, Jun 21 6:30 AM

Superman III (1983)

Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman (Christopher Reeve) in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel.

Sun, Jun 21 9:30 AM

Anaconda (1997)

A snake hunter (Jon Voight) commandeers a documentary crew (Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube) in the Brazilian jungle, forcing them to battle a monster boa.

Sun, Jun 21 11:30 AM

A Knight's Tale (2001)

An English commoner (Heath Ledger) dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends (Mark Addy), competes against nobles in 14th-century France.

Sun, Jun 21 2:30 PM

Superman III (1983)

Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman (Christopher Reeve) in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel.

Sun, Jun 21 5:30 PM

Superman II (1980)

The Man of Steel (Christopher Reeve) gets serious with Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) and fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman).

Sun, Jun 21 8:30 PM

Superman (1978)

Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet.

Mon, Jun 22 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Mon, Jun 22 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Mon, Jun 22 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie and Frank's New Friends

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Mon, Jun 22 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Mon, Jun 22 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

Mon, Jun 22 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Kicker

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Mon, Jun 22 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Skit

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Mon, Jun 22 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Mon, Jun 22 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Mon, Jun 22 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Mon, Jun 22 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Mon, Jun 22 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Mon, Jun 22 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Mon, Jun 22 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Mon, Jun 22 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Mon, Jun 22 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Mon, Jun 22 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Mon, Jun 22 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Mon, Jun 22 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Mon, Jun 22 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Mon, Jun 22 10:00 AM

Coach

Graceless Under Fire

Hayden's image consultant gets underfoot while he coaches the team.

Mon, Jun 22 10:30 AM

Coach

Judy's Turn

Hayden must comfort Dauber when Judy (Pam Stone) returns her engagement ring.

Mon, Jun 22 11:00 AM

Coach

Above and Beyond the Call of Hayden

Luther and Hayden spend less time together, putting a strain on their relationship.

Mon, Jun 22 11:30 AM

Coach

Inconceivable

Hayden and Christine fight because she isn't pregnant yet and their love life is becoming mechanical.

Mon, Jun 22 12:00 PM

Coach

Jailbirds

Against Hayden's advice, Christine attends a bachelorette party thrown by Ruthanne (Rita Taggert).

Mon, Jun 22 12:30 PM

Coach

My Fair Agent

Hayden's sexist attitudes affect his judgment of a woman who works for him, and he blames Christine for his response.

Mon, Jun 22 1:00 PM

Coach

Be a Good Sport

When the Minnesota State sports budget is cut, Hayden must defend himself in a televised debate.

Mon, Jun 22 1:30 PM

Coach

Working Girl

Christine must stand up for herself when her co-host tries to replace her.

Mon, Jun 22 2:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Donna Pops the Question

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Mon, Jun 22 2:30 PM

Sanford & Son

My Fair Esther

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Mon, Jun 22 3:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Sanford and Rising Son

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Mon, Jun 22 3:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Olympics

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Mon, Jun 22 4:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Ebenezer Sanford

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Mon, Jun 22 4:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Oddfather

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Mon, Jun 22 5:00 PM

Sanford & Son

Can You Chop This

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Mon, Jun 22 5:30 PM

Sanford & Son

Greatest Show in Watts

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Mon, Jun 22 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Mon, Jun 22 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Mon, Jun 22 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Mon, Jun 22 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Mon, Jun 22 8:00 PM

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Mon, Jun 22 8:30 PM

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Mon, Jun 22 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Mon, Jun 22 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Mon, Jun 22 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Mon, Jun 22 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Mon, Jun 22 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Mon, Jun 22 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Tue, Jun 23 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Tue, Jun 23 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Tue, Jun 23 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Tue, Jun 23 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Tue, Jun 23 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Toaster

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Tue, Jun 23 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Tue, Jun 23 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Tue, Jun 23 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Tue, Jun 23 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Tue, Jun 23 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Tue, Jun 23 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Tue, Jun 23 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Tue, Jun 23 6:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Fred Sanford Has a Baby

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Tue, Jun 23 6:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The TV Addict

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Tue, Jun 23 7:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Lamont in Love

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Tue, Jun 23 7:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Escorts

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Tue, Jun 23 8:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

Tue, Jun 23 8:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Director

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Tue, Jun 23 9:00 AM

Sanford & Son

A Pain in the Neck

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Tue, Jun 23 9:30 AM

Sanford & Son

Sergeant Gork

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Tue, Jun 23 10:00 AM

Sanford & Son

Camping Trip

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Tue, Jun 23 10:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Tue, Jun 23 11:00 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Tue, Jun 23 11:30 AM

Sanford & Son

The Hawaiian Connection

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Tue, Jun 23 12:00 PM

Sanford & Son

California Crude

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his ``millions.``.

Tue, Jun 23 12:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Stakeout

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Tue, Jun 23 1:00 PM

Sanford & Son

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Tue, Jun 23 1:30 PM

Sanford & Son

The Winning Ticket

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Tue, Jun 23 2:00 PM

Night Court

A New York Story

Harry hears the case of a man who claims to own the Brooklyn Bridge -- and has the check to prove it.

Tue, Jun 23 2:30 PM

Night Court

Undressed for Success

Mac (Charlie Robinson) agrees to pose for an underwear advertisement; Dan (John Larroquette) gets caught red-handed.

Tue, Jun 23 3:00 PM

Night Court

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 23 3:30 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 23 4:00 PM

Night Court

Party Girl

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Tue, Jun 23 4:30 PM

Night Court

To Sir With ... Ah, What the Heck ... Love

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Tue, Jun 23 5:00 PM

Night Court

P.S. Do I Know You?

Roz (Marsha Warfield) devises a charade when her pen pal (James McDonnell) comes to town to meet her. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jun 23 5:30 PM

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Harry considers his future -- Columbia Law School or touring with his idol; Christine faces Election Day.

Tue, Jun 23 6:00 PM

Night Court

Opportunity Knock Knocks

Christine (Markie Post) is elected to Congress; Bull (Richard Moll) is kidnapped by aliens; Harry (Harry Anderson) rejects a faculty job.

Tue, Jun 23 6:30 PM

Night Court

The 1992 Boat Show

Dan's (John Larroquette) plan to land an interview in a high-society newspaper backfires. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jun 23 7:00 PM

Night Court

All You Need Is Love

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Tue, Jun 23 7:30 PM

Night Court

Santa Goes Downtown

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

Tue, Jun 23 8:00 PM

Night Court

The Former Harry Stone

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Tue, Jun 23 8:30 PM

Night Court

Welcome Back, Mama

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Tue, Jun 23 9:00 PM

Night Court

Eye of the Beholder

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Tue, Jun 23 9:30 PM

Night Court

Death Threat

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

Tue, Jun 23 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Getaway

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Tue, Jun 23 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Tue, Jun 23 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Tue, Jun 23 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Wed, Jun 24 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Phase One, Complete

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Wed, Jun 24 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wed, Jun 24 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

Wed, Jun 24 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Camel Filters and Pheremones

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Wed, Jun 24 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Wed, Jun 24 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Wed, Jun 24 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Wed, Jun 24 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Was Saliva, Alan

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Wed, Jun 24 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Wed, Jun 24 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Wed, Jun 24 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Wed, Jun 24 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

This Unblessed Biscuit

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Wed, Jun 24 6:00 AM

Night Court

Once in Love With Harry

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Wed, Jun 24 6:30 AM

Night Court

Quadrangle of Love

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Wed, Jun 24 7:00 AM

Night Court

Wonder Drug

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

Wed, Jun 24 7:30 AM

Night Court

Some Like It Hot

A Russian immigrant, charged with possession of stolen merchandise, threatens to set himself on fire.

Wed, Jun 24 8:00 AM

Night Court

Harry and the Rock Star

Harry falls for a rock star, but soon learns that the relationship won't work.

Wed, Jun 24 8:30 AM

Night Court

Bull's Baby

Bull takes care of a neighbor's baby, not realizing that the mother has abandoned the child.

Wed, Jun 24 9:00 AM

Night Court

Hi Honey, I'm Home

The court deals with a man who, once declared legally dead, returns home to his wife to find she has remarried.

Wed, Jun 24 9:30 AM

Night Court

The Nun

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

Wed, Jun 24 10:00 AM

Night Court

Daddy for the Defense

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

Wed, Jun 24 10:30 AM

Night Court

Billie and the Cat

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Wed, Jun 24 11:00 AM

Night Court

Pick a Number

After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.

Wed, Jun 24 11:30 AM

Night Court

The Computer Kid

After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.

Wed, Jun 24 12:00 PM

Night Court

Bull Gets a Kid

The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Wed, Jun 24 12:30 PM

Night Court

Harry on Trial

Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.

Wed, Jun 24 1:00 PM

Night Court

Harry and the Madam

Harry must decide whether he should use a famous madam's (Stella Stevens) diary as evidence against her.

Wed, Jun 24 1:30 PM

Night Court

Inside Harry Stone

Billie reveals her true feelings for Harry when he is rushed to the hospital.

Wed, Jun 24 2:00 PM

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Wed, Jun 24 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Wed, Jun 24 3:00 PM

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Wed, Jun 24 3:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Wed, Jun 24 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Wed, Jun 24 4:30 PM

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Wed, Jun 24 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Wed, Jun 24 5:30 PM

Three's Company

The Goodbye Guy

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

Wed, Jun 24 6:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Graduation

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Wed, Jun 24 6:30 PM

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Wed, Jun 24 7:00 PM

Three's Company

A Crowded Romance

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Wed, Jun 24 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Wed, Jun 24 8:00 PM

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Wed, Jun 24 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Wed, Jun 24 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Room at the Bottom

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Wed, Jun 24 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Cousin

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Wed, Jun 24 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Wed, Jun 24 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect on their own first meeting and kiss.

Wed, Jun 24 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a ``big`` surprise for him.

Wed, Jun 24 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Can Opener

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Thu, Jun 25 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Thu, Jun 25 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Thu, Jun 25 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Thu, Jun 25 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Thu, Jun 25 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Thu, Jun 25 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Thu, Jun 25 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Thu, Jun 25 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Thu, Jun 25 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Thu, Jun 25 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Thu, Jun 25 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

Thu, Jun 25 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Thu, Jun 25 6:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack to the Rescue

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Thu, Jun 25 6:30 AM

Three's Company

The Not So Great Impostor

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

Thu, Jun 25 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Other Mother

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Thu, Jun 25 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Make Room for Daddy

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Thu, Jun 25 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Janet's Secret

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Thu, Jun 25 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Father of the Bride

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Thu, Jun 25 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Furley vs. Furley

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Thu, Jun 25 9:30 AM

Three's Company

In Like Larry

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

Thu, Jun 25 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Teacher's Pet

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Thu, Jun 25 10:30 AM

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Four

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Thu, Jun 25 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Three Missing Links

B.O. Botswaddle is looking for a new star to appear in a jungle epic so he decides to cast Curly as a gorilla.

Thu, Jun 25 11:15 AM

Three's Company

The Night of the Ropers

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Thu, Jun 25 11:45 AM

Three's Company

Double Trouble

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Thu, Jun 25 12:15 PM

Three's Company

The Case of the Missing Blonde

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Thu, Jun 25 12:45 PM

Three's Company

Honest Jack Tripper

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

Thu, Jun 25 1:15 PM

Real Genius (1985)

Tech-school prodigies (Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret) learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Thu, Jun 25 3:45 PM

Meatballs (1979)

A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers.

Thu, Jun 25 5:45 PM

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.

Thu, Jun 25 7:45 PM

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

Fri, Jun 26 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Fri, Jun 26 6:00 AM

Police Academy (1984)

The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits: one (Steve Guttenberg) has a police record; another (Michael Winslow) does vocal sound effects.

Fri, Jun 26 8:15 AM

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

The zany graduates attempt to stop rampant acts of vandalism when they take to the meanest beat on the streets.

Fri, Jun 26 10:15 AM

Colombiana (2011)

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle.

Fri, Jun 26 12:45 PM

The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

A subway dispatcher (Denzel Washington) calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid.

Fri, Jun 26 3:15 PM

Déjà Vu (2006)

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is targeted to be murdered.

Fri, Jun 26 6:00 PM

London Has Fallen (2016)

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning is caught up in a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders.

Fri, Jun 26 8:15 PM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Fri, Jun 26 11:00 PM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Sat, Jun 27 3:00 AM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Sat, Jun 27 5:15 AM

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Disgraced Secret Service agent Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack and works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.

Sat, Jun 27 8:00 AM

London Has Fallen (2016)

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning is caught up in a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders.

Sat, Jun 27 10:15 AM

Déjà Vu (2006)

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is targeted to be murdered.

Sat, Jun 27 1:00 PM

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville) and Daisy (Jessica Simpson) Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race.

Sat, Jun 27 3:15 PM

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption.

Sat, Jun 27 7:15 PM

Navy SEALS (1990)

Sea/air/land commandos (Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn) and a TV newswoman (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer) rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.

Sat, Jun 27 9:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sun, Jun 28 12:30 AM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

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