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Wed, Jun 1010:00 AMNow
South Park
Christmas Snow
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.
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Wed, Jun 1010:30 AM
South Park
Pajama Day
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
Wed, Jun 1011:00 AM
South Park
The Big Fix
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
Wed, Jun 1011:30 AM
South Park
City People
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
Wed, Jun 1012:00 PM
South Park
Back to the Cold War
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
Wed, Jun 1012:30 PM
South Park
Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
Wed, Jun 101:00 PM
South Park
Spring Break
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
Wed, Jun 101:30 PM
South Park
Sermon on the 'Mount
When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.
Wed, Jun 102:00 PM
South Park
Sickofancy
Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.
Wed, Jun 102:30 PM
South Park
Wok is Dead
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.
Wed, Jun 103:00 PM
South Park
Conflict of Interest
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Wed, Jun 103:30 PM
South Park
Twisted Christian
Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.
Wed, Jun 104:00 PM
South Park
The Woman In The Hat
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
Wed, Jun 104:35 PM
South Park
Sora Not Sorry
Butters' Al revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.
Wed, Jun 105:10 PM
South Park
Turkey Trot
The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
Wed, Jun 105:45 PM
South Park
The Crap Out
Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.
Wed, Jun 106:15 PM
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
While Mr. Garrison leaves the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman compete for the attention of Ms. Ellen, the new substitute teacher.
Wed, Jun 106:50 PM
South Park
Mecha Streisand
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
Wed, Jun 107:25 PM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
Wed, Jun 108:00 PM
South Park
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
Wed, Jun 108:30 PM
South Park
Chickenlover
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Wed, Jun 109:00 PM
South Park
Ike's Wee Wee
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
Wed, Jun 109:30 PM
South Park
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
Wed, Jun 1010:00 PM
South Park
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
Wed, Jun 1010:30 PM
South Park
City on the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Wed, Jun 1011:00 PM
South Park
Summer Sucks
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Wed, Jun 1011:30 PM
South Park
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are overrun by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Thu, Jun 1112:00 AM
Family Guy
The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Thu, Jun 1112:30 AM
Family Guy
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.
Thu, Jun 111:00 AM
Family Guy
Married With Cancer
Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
Thu, Jun 111:30 AM
Family Guy
Dead Dog Walking
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
Thu, Jun 112:00 AM
Family Guy
Vestigial Peter
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
Thu, Jun 112:30 AM
Family Guy
Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.
Thu, Jun 113:00 AM
Family Guy
A Fistful of Meg
Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
Thu, Jun 113:30 AM
Family Guy
Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
Thu, Jun 114:00 AM
Family Guy
Into Harmony's Way
Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.
Thu, Jun 114:30 AM
Family Guy
Christmas Guy
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
Thu, Jun 115:00 AM
Family Guy
Grimm Job
Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.
Thu, Jun 115:30 AM
Family Guy
Mom's the Word
After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.
Thu, Jun 116:00 AM
The Daily Show
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Thu, Jun 116:35 AM
Family Guy
Follow the Money
After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.
Thu, Jun 117:02 AM
Family Guy
Three Directors
In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.
Thu, Jun 117:30 AM
Family Guy
The D in Apartment 23
The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.
Thu, Jun 118:00 AM
Family Guy
Petey IV
Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.
Thu, Jun 118:30 AM
South Park
Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
Thu, Jun 119:00 AM
South Park
Chickenpox
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
Thu, Jun 1110:30 AM
South Park
Cow Days
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
Thu, Jun 1111:00 AM
South Park
Chef Aid
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
Thu, Jun 1111:30 AM
South Park
Spooky Fish
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
Thu, Jun 1112:00 PM
South Park
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
Thu, Jun 1112:30 PM
South Park
Gnomes
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
Thu, Jun 111:00 PM
South Park
Rainforest Schmainforest
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with kids choir tour; Cartman is determined to cause chaos.
Thu, Jun 111:30 PM
South Park
Spontaneous Combustion
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly; Stan's Dad is on the case.
Thu, Jun 112:00 PM
South Park
Tweek vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Thu, Jun 112:30 PM
South Park
Jakovasaurs
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Thu, Jun 113:00 PM
South Park
Sexual Harassment Panda
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
Thu, Jun 113:30 PM
South Park
Cat Orgy
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
Thu, Jun 114:00 PM
South Park
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
Thu, Jun 114:30 PM
South Park
Jewbilee
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
Thu, Jun 115:00 PM
South Park
Chinpoko Mon
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
Thu, Jun 115:30 PM
South Park
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against homeschooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
Thu, Jun 116:00 PM
South Park
Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
Thu, Jun 116:30 PM
South Park
The Brown Noise
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
Thu, Jun 117:00 PM
South Park
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
Thu, Jun 117:30 PM
South Park
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Thu, Jun 118:00 PM
South Park
Quintuplets 2000
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Thu, Jun 118:30 PM
South Park
Timmy 2000
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Thu, Jun 119:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Thu, Jun 119:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Thu, Jun 1110:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
Thu, Jun 1110:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Thu, Jun 1111:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
Thu, Jun 1111:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Fri, Jun 1212:00 AM
The Office
Murder
Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin.
Fri, Jun 1212:30 AM
The Office
Shareholders Meeting
When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work.
Fri, Jun 121:00 AM
The Office
Scott's Tots
Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale.
Fri, Jun 121:30 AM
The Office
Secret Santa
Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.
Fri, Jun 122:00 AM
The Office
The Banker
Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.
Fri, Jun 122:35 AM
The Office
Sabre
Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.
Fri, Jun 123:10 AM
The Office
The Manager and the Salesman
The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.
Fri, Jun 123:45 AM
The Office
The Delivery
When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.
Fri, Jun 124:20 AM
The Office
The Delivery
When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.
Fri, Jun 124:55 AM
The Office
St. Patrick's Day
Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.
Fri, Jun 125:30 AM
The Office
New Leads
Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.
Fri, Jun 126:00 AM
The Daily Show
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Fri, Jun 126:35 AM
Family Guy
Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.
Fri, Jun 127:02 AM
Family Guy
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.
Fri, Jun 127:30 AM
Family Guy
Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.
Fri, Jun 128:00 AM
Family Guy
Dog Bites Bear
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.
Fri, Jun 128:30 AM
South Park
Pip
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
Fri, Jun 129:00 AM
South Park
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
Fri, Jun 129:30 AM
South Park
Cherokee Hair Tampons
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
Fri, Jun 1210:00 AM
South Park
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag inflames the entire town including the children.
Fri, Jun 1210:30 AM
South Park
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Fri, Jun 1211:00 AM
South Park
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
Fri, Jun 1211:30 AM
South Park
Probably
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Fri, Jun 1212:00 PM
South Park
4th Grade
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
Fri, Jun 1212:30 PM
South Park
Trapper Keeper
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Fri, Jun 121:00 PM
South Park
Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Fri, Jun 121:30 PM
South Park
Fat Camp
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
Fri, Jun 122:00 PM
South Park
Wacky Molestation Adventure
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
Fri, Jun 122:30 PM
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
Fri, Jun 123:00 PM
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
Fri, Jun 123:30 PM
South Park
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Fri, Jun 124:00 PM
South Park
Cartmanland
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
Fri, Jun 124:35 PM
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
Fri, Jun 125:10 PM
South Park
Towelie
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
Fri, Jun 125:45 PM
South Park
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Fri, Jun 126:15 PM
South Park
How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Fri, Jun 126:50 PM
South Park
The Entity
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Fri, Jun 127:25 PM
South Park
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park, but the town tries to drive them out.
Fri, Jun 128:00 PM
South Park
Kenny Dies
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
Fri, Jun 128:30 PM
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
Fri, Jun 129:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Fri, Jun 129:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Fri, Jun 1210:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
Fri, Jun 1210:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
Fri, Jun 1211:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
Fri, Jun 1211:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
Sat, Jun 1312:00 AM
The Office
Happy Hour
Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.
Sat, Jun 1312:30 AM
The Office
Secretary's Day
Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.
Sat, Jun 131:00 AM
The Office
Body Language
Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.
Sat, Jun 131:30 AM
The Office
The Cover-Up
Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.
Sat, Jun 132:00 AM
The Office
The Chump
Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.
Sat, Jun 132:30 AM
The Office
Whistleblower
When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.
Sat, Jun 133:00 AM
The Office
Nepotism
Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.
Sat, Jun 133:30 AM
The Office
Counseling
Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.
Sat, Jun 134:00 AM
The Office
Andy's Play
Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter.
Sat, Jun 134:30 AM
The Office
Sex Ed
Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.
Sat, Jun 135:00 AM
The Office
The Sting
Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band.
Sat, Jun 135:30 AM
The Office
Costume Contest
Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.
Sat, Jun 136:00 AM
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
Sat, Jun 136:30 AM
South Park
Freak Strike
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Sat, Jun 137:00 AM
South Park
Jared Has Aides
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
Sat, Jun 137:30 AM
South Park
Asspen
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
Sat, Jun 138:00 AM
South Park
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
Sat, Jun 138:30 AM
South Park
Fun With Veal
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
Sat, Jun 139:00 AM
South Park
Simpsons Already Did It
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
Sat, Jun 139:30 AM
South Park
Red Hot Catholic Love
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
Sat, Jun 1310:00 AM
South Park
Free Hat
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
Sat, Jun 1310:30 AM
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society.
Sat, Jun 1311:00 AM
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
Sat, Jun 1311:30 AM
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Sat, Jun 1312:00 PM
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Sat, Jun 1312:30 PM
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
Sat, Jun 131:00 PM
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman, and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcize the spirit.
Sat, Jun 131:30 PM
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
Sat, Jun 132:00 PM
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
Sat, Jun 132:30 PM
South Park
Krazy Kripples
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Sat, Jun 133:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Win, Lose or Draw
Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future.
Sat, Jun 133:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ms. Knope Goes to Washington
Leslie is overwhelmed when she and Andy visit Ben and April in Washington, D.C.; Ron throws a barbecue for the whole staff.
Sat, Jun 134:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Soda Tax
Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee; Chris helps Andy prepare for his police entrance exam.
Sat, Jun 134:36 PM
Parks and Recreation
How a Bill Becomes a Law
Leslie tries to pass a law extending the community pool hours; Chris thinks of a new way to solve people's problems around the city, which leads to Ron fixing a pothole for a local mother (Lucy Lawless); April and Ben plan a road trip.
Sat, Jun 135:12 PM
Parks and Recreation
Sex Education
Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee; when Tom's gadgets are taken away, Ron helps him acclimate to life without technology; April and Ben meet Congressman Murray.
Sat, Jun 135:48 PM
Parks and Recreation
Halloween Surprise
Ben gets a job offer, forcing Leslie to think about their future; Ron and Andy take Diane's girls trick-or-treating; Tom looks for a new business idea.
Sat, Jun 136:24 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ben's Parents
Leslie meets Ben's parents; Jean-Ralphio helps Tom prepare the pitch for his new business idea; Chris has mood swings.
Sat, Jun 137:00 PM
The Office
Christening
Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.
Sat, Jun 137:30 PM
The Office
Viewing Party
Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.
Sat, Jun 138:00 PM
The Office
WUPHF.com
Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.
Sat, Jun 138:30 PM
The Office
China
Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.
Sat, Jun 139:00 PM
The Office
Classy Christmas, Part 1
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
Sat, Jun 139:30 PM
The Office
Classy Christmas
Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.
Sat, Jun 1310:00 PM
The Office
Ultimatum
Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
Sat, Jun 1310:30 PM
The Office
The Seminar
Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.
Sat, Jun 1311:00 PM
The Office
The Search
Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.
Sat, Jun 1311:30 PM
The Office
PDA
Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.
Sun, Jun 1412:00 AM
The Office
Threat Level Midnight
After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie.
Sun, Jun 1412:30 AM
Grown Ups
The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity.
Sun, Jun 142:40 AM
Happy Gilmore
All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happy becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.
Sun, Jun 144:50 AM
21 Jump Street
When cops Schmidt and Jenko join the secret Jump Street unit, they use their youthful appearances to go undercover as high-school students. They trade in their guns and badges for backpacks, and set out to shut down a dangerous drug ring. But, as time goes on, Schmidt and Jenko discover that high school is nothing like it was just a few years earlier -- and, what's more, they must again confront the teenage terror and anxiety they thought they had left behind.
Sun, Jun 147:30 AM
22 Jump Street
Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for undercover officers Jenko and Schmidt. When Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art-major scene, both men begin to question their partnership. Not only do they have to crack the case, but now the two overgrown adolescents must learn how to behave like adults.
Sun, Jun 1410:00 AM
South Park
Red Man's Greed
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
Sun, Jun 1410:30 AM
South Park
South Park Is Gay
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
Sun, Jun 1411:00 AM
South Park
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
Sun, Jun 1411:30 AM
South Park
Grey Dawn
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
Sun, Jun 1412:00 PM
South Park
Casa Bonita
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
Sun, Jun 1412:30 PM
South Park
All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Sun, Jun 141:00 PM
South Park
Raisins
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
Sun, Jun 141:30 PM
South Park
Good Times With Weapons
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
Sun, Jun 142:00 PM
South Park
AWESOM-O
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
Sun, Jun 142:30 PM
South Park
Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
Sun, Jun 143:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Leslie vs. April
April tries to get Lot 48 turned into a dog park, upsetting Leslie; Tom gets Ben's help with his new business idea; Andy improves his crime scene investigation skills.
Sun, Jun 143:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Pawnee Commons
Leslie asks the public for park design suggestions but is suspicious when the best design comes from an Eagleton architect; Tom asks the office for help with his new business; Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.
Sun, Jun 144:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ron and Diane
Tammy II crashes a woodworking awards dinner that Ron, Diane and Leslie are attending; Jerry fails to invite some of his friends to his holiday party.
Sun, Jun 144:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Two Parties
Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's.
Sun, Jun 145:00 PM
Parks and Recreation
Women in Garbage
April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids.
Sun, Jun 145:30 PM
Parks and Recreation
Ann's Decision
After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks.
Sun, Jun 146:00 PM
Grown Ups
The death of their childhood basketball coach leads to a reunion for some old friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock), who gather at the site of a championship celebration years earlier. Picking up where they left off, the buddies -- with wives and children in tow -- discover why age does not, necessarily, equal maturity.
Sun, Jun 148:00 PM
Happy Gilmore
All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happy becomes an unlikely golf hero -- much to the chagrin of the well-mannered golf professionals.
Sun, Jun 1410:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
Sun, Jun 1410:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Sun, Jun 1411:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Sun, Jun 1411:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Mon, Jun 1512:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Mon, Jun 1512:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Mon, Jun 151:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Mon, Jun 151:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
Mon, Jun 152:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Mon, Jun 152:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
Mon, Jun 153:00 AM
Seinfeld
The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
Mon, Jun 153:30 AM
Seinfeld
The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Mon, Jun 154:00 AM
Family Guy
V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
Mon, Jun 154:30 AM
Family Guy
Veteran Guy
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
Mon, Jun 155:00 AM
Family Guy
The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
Mon, Jun 155:30 AM
Family Guy
"Family Guy" Through the Years
A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.
Mon, Jun 156:00 AM
Family Guy
Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.
Mon, Jun 156:30 AM
Family Guy
HTTPete
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
Mon, Jun 157:00 AM
Family Guy
The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Mon, Jun 157:30 AM
South Park
The Passion of the Jew
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
Mon, Jun 158:00 AM
South Park
You Got...
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
Mon, Jun 158:30 AM
South Park
Goobacks
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
Mon, Jun 159:00 AM
South Park
The Jeffersons
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
Mon, Jun 159:30 AM
South Park
Douche and Turd
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
Mon, Jun 1510:00 AM
South Park
Preschool
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
Mon, Jun 1510:30 AM
South Park
Quest for Ratings
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
Mon, Jun 1511:00 AM
South Park
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
Mon, Jun 1511:30 AM
South Park
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers, and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
Mon, Jun 1512:00 PM
South Park
Die Hippie, Die
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
Mon, Jun 1512:30 PM
South Park
Wing
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
Mon, Jun 151:00 PM
South Park
Best Friends Forever
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
Mon, Jun 151:30 PM
South Park
The Losing Edge
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
Mon, Jun 152:00 PM
South Park
The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Mon, Jun 152:30 PM
South Park
Erection Day
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
Mon, Jun 153:00 PM
South Park
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park; the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton.
Mon, Jun 153:30 PM
South Park
Marjorine
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
Mon, Jun 154:00 PM
South Park
Follow That Egg!
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
Mon, Jun 154:35 PM
South Park
Trapped in the Closet
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
Mon, Jun 155:10 PM
South Park
Free Willzyx
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Mon, Jun 155:45 PM
South Park
The Return of Chef!
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
Mon, Jun 156:15 PM
South Park
Smug Alert!
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
Mon, Jun 156:50 PM
South Park
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Mon, Jun 157:25 PM
South Park
Manbearpig
The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.
Mon, Jun 158:00 PM
South Park
TSST!
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
Mon, Jun 158:30 PM
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Mon, Jun 159:00 PM
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Mon, Jun 159:30 PM
Seinfeld
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Mon, Jun 1510:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Mon, Jun 1510:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
Mon, Jun 1511:00 PM
Seinfeld
The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Mon, Jun 1511:30 PM
Seinfeld
The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Tue, Jun 1612:00 AM
The Office
Todd Packer
Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer.
Tue, Jun 1612:30 AM
The Office
Garage Sale
Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale.
Tue, Jun 161:00 AM
The Office
Training Day
Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers.
Tue, Jun 161:30 AM
The Office
Michael's Last Dundies
Michael teaches DeAngelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe.
Tue, Jun 162:00 AM
The Office
Goodbye Michael, Part 1
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
Tue, Jun 162:35 AM
The Office
Goodbye Michael, Part 2
Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients.
Tue, Jun 163:10 AM
The Office
Inner Circle
Deangelo plays favorites by creating an inner circle of most liked employees, and the women notice it seems to be all guys.
Tue, Jun 163:45 AM
The Office
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Dwight uses his position as acting manager to employ harsh policies in the office; Gabe tries to get Erin back.
Tue, Jun 164:20 AM
The Office
Search Committee
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
Tue, Jun 164:55 AM
The Office
Search Committee
Jim heads a team that interviews applicants, including several co-workers; Dwight tries to reassert himself as a contender.
Tue, Jun 165:30 AM
The Office
The List
The staff go into frantic speculation after accidentally discovering a list of their names in a notebook belonging to the mysterious new CEO.
Tue, Jun 166:00 AM
The Daily Show
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
Tue, Jun 167:00 AM
Family Guy
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.
Tue, Jun 167:30 AM
Family Guy
Married With Cancer
Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
Tue, Jun 168:00 AM
Family Guy
Dead Dog Walking
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
Tue, Jun 168:30 AM
South Park
Bloody Mary
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
Tue, Jun 169:00 AM
South Park
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
Tue, Jun 169:30 AM
South Park
Miss Teacher B... a Boy
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
Tue, Jun 1610:00 AM
South Park
Hell on Earth 2006
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
Tue, Jun 1610:30 AM
South Park
Stanley's Cup
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
Tue, Jun 1611:00 AM
South Park
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
Tue, Jun 1611:30 AM
South Park
Cartman Sucks
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
Tue, Jun 1612:00 PM
South Park
Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Tue, Jun 1612:30 PM
South Park
The Snuke
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Tue, Jun 161:00 PM
South Park
Fantastic Easter Special
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
Tue, Jun 161:30 PM
South Park
D-Yikes!
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
Tue, Jun 162:00 PM
South Park
Night of the Living Homeless
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
Tue, Jun 162:30 PM
South Park
More Crap
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
Tue, Jun 163:00 PM
South Park
Guitar Queer-O
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
Tue, Jun 163:30 PM
South Park
The List
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
Tue, Jun 164:00 PM
South Park
Tonsil Trouble
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
Tue, Jun 164:30 PM
South Park
Britney's New Look
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Tue, Jun 165:00 PM
South Park
Major Boobage
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Tue, Jun 165:30 PM
South Park
Canada on Strike!
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Tue, Jun 166:00 PM
South Park
Eek, a Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Tue, Jun 166:30 PM
South Park
Over Logging
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
Tue, Jun 167:00 PM
South Park
Super Fun Time
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
Tue, Jun 167:30 PM
South Park
The China Probrem
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
Tue, Jun 168:00 PM
South Park
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Tue, Jun 168:30 PM
South Park
About Last Night...
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
Tue, Jun 169:00 PM
South Park
Elementary School Musical
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Tue, Jun 169:30 PM
South Park
The Ungroundable
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
Tue, Jun 1610:00 PM
Family Guy
Finders Keepers
Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.
Tue, Jun 1610:30 PM
Family Guy
Vestigial Peter
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
Tue, Jun 1611:00 PM
Family Guy
Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.
Tue, Jun 1611:30 PM
Family Guy
A Fistful of Meg
Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
Wed, Jun 1712:00 AM
Family Guy
Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
Wed, Jun 1712:30 AM
Family Guy
Into Harmony's Way
Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.
Wed, Jun 171:00 AM
Family Guy
Christmas Guy
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
Wed, Jun 171:30 AM
Family Guy
Grimm Job
Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.
Wed, Jun 172:00 AM
Family Guy
Mom's the Word
After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.
Wed, Jun 172:30 AM
Family Guy
3 Acts of God
Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.
Wed, Jun 173:00 AM
Family Guy
Secondhand Spoke
After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.
Wed, Jun 173:30 AM
Family Guy
The Most Interesting Man in the World
After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.
Wed, Jun 174:00 AM
Family Guy
Baby Got Black
Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.
Wed, Jun 174:30 AM
Family Guy
Meg Stinks!
Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.
