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Mon, Jul 612:30 PMNow
How I Met Your Mother
Single Stamina
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
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Mon, Jul 61:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
How Lily Stole Christmas
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
Mon, Jul 61:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
First Time in New York
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
Mon, Jul 62:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Columns
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
Mon, Jul 62:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Monday Night Football
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
Mon, Jul 63:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Lucky Penny
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
Mon, Jul 63:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Stuff
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
Mon, Jul 64:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Arrivederci, Fiero
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
Mon, Jul 64:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Moving Day
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
Mon, Jul 65:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
Mon, Jul 65:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
Mon, Jul 66:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
Mon, Jul 66:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Mon, Jul 67:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
Mon, Jul 67:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
Mon, Jul 68:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
Mon, Jul 68:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Thank You for the Intercourse
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
Mon, Jul 69:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
Mon, Jul 69:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
Mon, Jul 610:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
Mon, Jul 610:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
Mon, Jul 611:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.
Mon, Jul 611:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Tue, Jul 712:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Tue, Jul 712:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
Tue, Jul 71:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Not in My Mouth!
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
Tue, Jul 71:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Tue, Jul 72:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Tue, Jul 72:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Grandma's Pie
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
Tue, Jul 73:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. Hose Says Yes
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Tue, Jul 73:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Why We Gave Up Women
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
Tue, Jul 74:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
Tue, Jul 74:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
Tue, Jul 75:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Canning Randy
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
Tue, Jul 75:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Natural History
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
Tue, Jul 76:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Glitter
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
Tue, Jul 76:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Blitzgiving
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
Tue, Jul 77:00 AM
9-1-1
Eddie Begins
Eddie's journey to rescue a boy from a well turns into a mission to save himself from his past.
Tue, Jul 78:00 AM
9-1-1
The One That Got Away
The 118 fights an apartment building blaze and attempts a daring rescue of a blind woman trapped inside; Athena discovers a potentially sinister crime; Hen performs a risky medical procedure after an accident at a televised cooking show.
Tue, Jul 79:00 AM
9-1-1
Powerless
The 118 races to rescue a little girl in a runaway hot air balloon and help with a city power outage caused by a hijacked tree-trimmer truck; Athena's investigation into the serial rapist case puts her life in jeopardy.
Tue, Jul 710:00 AM
9-1-1
What's Next?
The 118 rush to save lives in the aftermath of a massive train derailment.
Tue, Jul 711:00 AM
9-1-1
The New Abnormal
When the Hollywood Reservoir dam breaks, Bobby and the 118 race into action to save passengers on a city bus that has crashed into a building several stories in the air; the team adjusts to life as first responders during the pandemic.
Tue, Jul 712:00 PM
9-1-1
Alone Together
In the aftermath of the dam break, massive mudslides wreak havoc throughout Los Angeles; Athena fights to save herself and an agoraphobic woman after her house collapses; a group of pregnant women trapped in a submerged house.
Tue, Jul 71:00 PM
9-1-1
Future Tense
The team races to save a man under siege by his high-tech smart home; a yoga teacher loses her vision; Athena hunts down a bank robber disguised by COVID-19 protocols; members of the 118's crew prepare for an out-of-state mission.
Tue, Jul 72:00 PM
9-1-1
9-1-1, What's Your Grievance?
Athena investigates a mysterious murder during a neighborhood block party; the 118 rush to save lives endangered by a bomb threat; Chimney has a hard time keeping secrets when Maddie and Buck's parents come to town.
Tue, Jul 73:00 PM
9-1-1
Buck Begins
The 118 races to save the lives of workers trapped in a factory fire; Maddie reveals a painful family secret that causes Buck to confront his childhood and answer why he is the daredevil he is today.
Tue, Jul 74:00 PM
9-1-1
Jinx
The 118 has a day from hell with a never-ending series of bizarre emergency calls; a man tapes himself to a freeway billboard; a restaurant manager destroys his own business; Eddie feels a spark with Christopher's former teacher.
Tue, Jul 75:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Mermaid Theory
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
Tue, Jul 75:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
False Positive
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
Tue, Jul 76:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Bad News
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
Tue, Jul 76:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Last Words
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
Tue, Jul 77:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Oh Honey
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
Tue, Jul 77:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Desperation Day
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
Tue, Jul 78:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Garbage Island
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
Tue, Jul 78:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
A Change of Heart
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
Tue, Jul 79:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Legendaddy
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
Tue, Jul 79:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Exploding Meatball Sub
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zoey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
Tue, Jul 710:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Hopeless
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
Tue, Jul 710:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Perfect Cocktail
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
Tue, Jul 711:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Landmarks
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
Tue, Jul 711:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Challenge Accepted
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
Wed, Jul 812:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Best Man
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
Wed, Jul 812:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Naked Truth
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
Wed, Jul 81:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Ducky Tie
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
Wed, Jul 81:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Stinson Missile Crisis
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
Wed, Jul 82:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Field Trip
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million-dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
Wed, Jul 82:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Mystery vs. History
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
Wed, Jul 83:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Noretta
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
Wed, Jul 83:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
Wed, Jul 84:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Disaster Averted
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
Wed, Jul 84:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Tick Tick Tick
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
Kourtney flies to LA to confront Kim for using her home for North's birthday party without her permission; Scott finds himself in the hospital after excessive partying.
Kourtney and Scott try to steer clear of repeating their past mistakes; Kim start to doubt her best friend's loyalty when family secrets are leaked to the media.
Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.
Wed, Jul 81:30 PM
Irresistible (2020)
A Democratic political consultant helps a retired Marine colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town.
Wed, Jul 84:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Rebound Girl
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
Wed, Jul 84:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Tailgate
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
Wed, Jul 85:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
46 Minutes
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
Wed, Jul 85:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Burning Beekeeper
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
Wed, Jul 86:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Drunk Train
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
Wed, Jul 86:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
No Pressure
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
Wed, Jul 87:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Karma
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
Wed, Jul 87:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Broath
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
Wed, Jul 88:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Trilogy Time
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars`` trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
Wed, Jul 88:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Now We're Even
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
Wed, Jul 89:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Good Crazy
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
Wed, Jul 89:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Magician's Code Part One
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
Wed, Jul 810:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Magician's Code Part Two
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
Wed, Jul 810:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Farhampton
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
Wed, Jul 811:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Pre-Nup
When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.
Wed, Jul 811:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Nannies
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
Thu, Jul 912:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
How Lily Stole Christmas
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
Thu, Jul 912:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Little Minnesota
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
Thu, Jul 91:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Three Days of Snow
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
Thu, Jul 91:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
False Positive
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
Thu, Jul 92:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Symphony of Illumination
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
Thu, Jul 92:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Over-Correction
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
Thu, Jul 93:00 AM
Elf (2003)
Adopted as a baby by one of Santa's elves (Bob Newhart), a man (Will Ferrell) leaves the workshop to search for his family in New York.
Thu, Jul 95:00 AM
Jack Frost (1998)
A man (Michael Keaton) who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife (Kelly Preston) and son one year later in the form of a snowman.
Thu, Jul 97:00 AM
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023)
A teen embraces her destiny after discovering she's part of a royal lineage of mythical sea krakens. Animated.
Thu, Jul 99:00 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
The Wrath of Todd
Chase gets a tattoo of a Bible verse; Todd encourages Chase to have the tattoo removed; Savannah is failing her college Bible class.
Thu, Jul 99:30 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
Todd Unleashed
On her return home, Savannah brings along her new puppy, which makes Todd angry; Chase tries to bond with his father.
Thu, Jul 910:00 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
Lights, Camera, Chase
Chase lands an internship at a local television station, and must deal with difficult talent; Faye and Julie learn Italian.
Thu, Jul 910:30 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
Runaway Faye
Todd learns that Faye has injured her foot on a gambling adventure, and insists she recover at his house; Julie urges Grayson to take piano lessons.
Thu, Jul 911:00 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
Moving On
Savannah organizes a farewell weekend for Grayson and his friends in order to cheer him up; Chase teams up with his best friend in a scheme.
Thu, Jul 911:30 AM
Chrisley Knows Best
Too Close for Comfort
The family settles into their new Nashville home; Todd encroaches on Savannah's independence; Grayson takes up wrestling.
Thu, Jul 912:00 PM
Chrisley Knows Best
Smoothie Operator
The family prepares for the juice bar's grand opening; Chase fools around on the job; Faye tries to collect on a bet.
Thu, Jul 912:30 PM
Chrisley Knows Best
Chase in Charge
Todd and Julie travel to Los Angeles for a liposuction procedure, leaving Chase in charge; Chase abuses his authority.
Thu, Jul 91:00 PM
Chrisley Knows Best
Family Matters
Todd takes the juice bar employees on a team-building exercise; Savannah and Chase have a disagreement; Faye faces a health scare.
Thu, Jul 91:30 PM
Chrisley Knows Best
Goat Farm Yourself
Todd wants Chase and Savannah to learn the value of hard work, so he sends them to a goat farm; the siblings bicker.
Thu, Jul 92:00 PM
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023)
A teen embraces her destiny after discovering she's part of a royal lineage of mythical sea krakens. Animated.
Thu, Jul 94:00 PM
Jack Frost (1998)
A man (Michael Keaton) who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife (Kelly Preston) and son one year later in the form of a snowman.
Thu, Jul 96:00 PM
Elf (2003)
Adopted as a baby by one of Santa's elves (Bob Newhart), a man (Will Ferrell) leaves the workshop to search for his family in New York.
Thu, Jul 98:00 PM
Men in Black: International (2019)
The Men in Black have expanded to cover the globe but so have the villains of the universe. When aliens that can take the form of any human arrive on Earth, H and M embark on a globe-trotting adventure to save the agency -- and ultimately the world.
Thu, Jul 910:30 PM
The Mask (1994)
An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk (Jim Carrey) into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers.
Fri, Jul 1012:30 AM
Men in Black: International (2019)
The Men in Black have expanded to cover the globe but so have the villains of the universe. When aliens that can take the form of any human arrive on Earth, H and M embark on a globe-trotting adventure to save the agency -- and ultimately the world.
Fri, Jul 103:00 AM
The Mask (1994)
An ancient mask transforms a drab bank clerk (Jim Carrey) into a grinning Romeo with superhuman powers.
Fri, Jul 105:00 AM
Half Brothers (2020)
A Mexican aviation executive is shocked to discover he has an American half brother he never knew about. They soon embark on a road trip, masterminded by their ailing father, tracing the path he took as an immigrant from Mexico to America.
Fri, Jul 107:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Betrayal
After Sam's undercover mission in Sudan turns deadly, Callen and the NCIS team must track down their missing agent before it is too late.
Fri, Jul 108:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
The Debt
After a botched assignment, Hetty is forced to fire Deeks; Kensi struggles with unexpected emotions for her former partner.
Fri, Jul 109:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Higher Power
The team searches for a dangerous device that was stolen from a college research facility; Sam looks for a popular Christmas gift for his daughter.
Fri, Jul 1010:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
The Watchers
Nell goes under cover as replacement for a dead Defense Department researcher; the new NCIS assistant director questions Hetty's leadership.
Fri, Jul 1011:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Exit Strategy
The team must find the person behind an ambush on a vehicle carrying Jada Khaled in order to save her and their case; Sam must face Jada for the first time since Sudan.
Fri, Jul 1012:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Partners
When a diplomatic service van transporting an unidentified package is hijacked, the team must determine what was stolen and by whom; as Sam and Callen celebrate five years as partners, they face a challenging assignment.
Fri, Jul 101:00 PM
Asteroid City (2023)
World-changing events spectacularly disrupt the itinerary of a Junior Stargazer/Space Cadet convention in an American desert town circa 1955.
Fri, Jul 103:30 PM
Men in Black: International (2019)
The Men in Black have expanded to cover the globe but so have the villains of the universe. When aliens that can take the form of any human arrive on Earth, H and M embark on a globe-trotting adventure to save the agency -- and ultimately the world.
Fri, Jul 106:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Big Bag of Dog
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
Fri, Jul 106:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
Fri, Jul 107:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
Fri, Jul 107:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
Fri, Jul 108:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Ferrets, Attack!
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Fri, Jul 108:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Fri, Jul 109:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Fri, Jul 109:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Fri, Jul 1010:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Fri, Jul 1010:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Fri, Jul 1011:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Fri, Jul 1011:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Sat, Jul 1112:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Run Steven Staven! Run!
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Sat, Jul 1112:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Sat, Jul 111:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Sat, Jul 111:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
Sat, Jul 112:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
The 9:04 From Pemberton
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Sat, Jul 112:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Sat, Jul 113:00 AM
Cast Away (2000)
A corporate troubleshooter survives a plane crash to spend five years seeking out an existence on a deserted island before returning to civilization with an altered view of his old life and values.
Sat, Jul 116:00 AM
News of the World (2020)
A Civil War veteran agrees to escort a 10-year-old girl across the harsh and unforgiving plains of Texas. However, the long journey turns into a fight for survival as the traveling companions encounter danger at every turn -- both human and natural.
Sat, Jul 118:30 AM
Let Him Go (2020)
Following the loss of their son, a retired sheriff and his wife leave their Montana ranch to rescue their young grandson from the clutches of a dangerous family living off the grid in the Dakotas.
Sat, Jul 1111:00 AM
News of the World (2020)
A Civil War veteran agrees to escort a 10-year-old girl across the harsh and unforgiving plains of Texas. However, the long journey turns into a fight for survival as the traveling companions encounter danger at every turn -- both human and natural.
Sat, Jul 111:30 PM
Big (1988)
At a carnival, young Josh Baskin wishes he were big, only to wake up the next morning and discover his wish came true. But the more Josh experiences life as an adult, the more he longs for the simple joys of childhood.
Sat, Jul 113:30 PM
Forrest Gump (1994)
JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man (Tom Hanks) with an IQ of 75.
Sat, Jul 116:30 PM
Big (1988)
At a carnival, young Josh Baskin wishes he were big, only to wake up the next morning and discover his wish came true. But the more Josh experiences life as an adult, the more he longs for the simple joys of childhood.
Sat, Jul 118:30 PM
Catch Me if You Can (2002)
An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery.
Sun, Jul 1212:00 AM
Cast Away (2000)
A corporate troubleshooter survives a plane crash to spend five years seeking out an existence on a deserted island before returning to civilization with an altered view of his old life and values.
Sun, Jul 123:00 AM
Forrest Gump (1994)
JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man (Tom Hanks) with an IQ of 75.
Sun, Jul 126:00 AM
Ordinary Angels (2024)
A struggling hairdresser finds a renewed sense of purpose when she meets a widowed father and his two daughters. With his youngest critically ill and waiting for a liver transplant, the fierce woman rallies an entire community to help.
Sun, Jul 128:30 AM
Unsung Hero (2024)
David Smallbone moves his family to the United States to search for a brighter future. Struggling to make ends meet, he soon realizes the talents of his children, who go on to become two of the most successful acts in contemporary Christian music.
Sun, Jul 1211:00 AM
Catch Me if You Can (2002)
An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery.
Sun, Jul 122:30 PM
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Dapper Danny Ocean organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist.
Sun, Jul 125:00 PM
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.
Sun, Jul 128:00 PM
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Danny Ocean and his gang hatch an ambitious plot for revenge after ruthless casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses Reuben Tishkoff, Danny's friend and mentor.
Sun, Jul 1210:30 PM
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Dapper Danny Ocean organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist.
Mon, Jul 131:00 AM
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.
Mon, Jul 134:00 AM
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Danny Ocean and his gang hatch an ambitious plot for revenge after ruthless casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses Reuben Tishkoff, Danny's friend and mentor.
Mon, Jul 136:30 AM
Profile (2018)
An undercover British journalist risks her life by infiltrating militant extremist groups online.
Mon, Jul 139:00 AM
Land (2021)
A local hunter brings a grieving lawyer back from the brink of death after she retreats to the harsh wilderness of the Rockies.
Mon, Jul 1311:00 AM
Boogie (2021)
Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.
Mon, Jul 131:00 PM
Champions (2023)
A former minor-league basketball coach receives a court order to manage a team of players with intellectual disabilities. Despite his doubts, he soon realizes that together they can go further than they ever imagined.
Mon, Jul 134:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Mon, Jul 134:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Mon, Jul 135:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
My Bodacious Vidalia
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
Mon, Jul 135:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
Mon, Jul 136:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Mon, Jul 136:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Mon, Jul 137:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
This Unblessed Biscuit
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Mon, Jul 137:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Mon, Jul 138:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Mon, Jul 138:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Mon, Jul 139:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
Mon, Jul 139:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Mon, Jul 1310:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
Mon, Jul 1310:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Mon, Jul 1311:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Mon, Jul 1311:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Tue, Jul 1412:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Tue, Jul 1412:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Tue, Jul 141:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Tue, Jul 141:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Tue, Jul 142:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Tue, Jul 142:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
West Side Story
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Tue, Jul 143:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Tue, Jul 143:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Tue, Jul 144:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
Tue, Jul 144:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
Tue, Jul 145:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Who Wants to Be a Godparent?
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
Tue, Jul 145:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Autumn of Breakups
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
Tue, Jul 146:00 AM
Champions (2023)
A former minor-league basketball coach receives a court order to manage a team of players with intellectual disabilities. Despite his doubts, he soon realizes that together they can go further than they ever imagined.
Tue, Jul 149:00 AM
Boogie (2021)
Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.
Tue, Jul 1411:00 AM
9-1-1
There Goes the Neighborhood
A man gets pinned under a Humvee; a garage band rocks out too hard; Michael notices strange behavior at a nearby apartment; Hen's mother unexpectedly arrives and announces she is moving to Los Angeles.
Tue, Jul 1412:00 PM
9-1-1
Breaking Point
The 118 are called to the tarmac when a flight attendant reaches her limit with her flight's passengers; Eddie worries Christopher will not accept him dating; Buck reconnects with an old flame.
Tue, Jul 141:00 PM
9-1-1
Blindsided
Athena and the 118 race to save lives after a drunken driver causes a deadly pileup on the freeway; Maddie goes into labor; Hen and Karen are devastated as they prepare their foster daughter to be reunited with her birth mother.
Tue, Jul 142:00 PM
9-1-1
Parenthood
The 118 responds to calls dealing with parents and their children, including a disastrous birthday party thrown by a mommy blogger; Athena and Michael talk to May about her past suicide attempt; Chimney and Maddie adjust to life with their newborn.
Tue, Jul 143:00 PM
9-1-1
First Responders
The members of the 118 rush to the site of a hit-and-run that leaves a familiar face in critical condition; with Buck's help, Athena investigates the case of a missing woman; Josh recalls an emergency in 2006 that led him to become a first responder.
Tue, Jul 144:00 PM
9-1-1
Treasure Hunt
When a famous mystery writer dies, Athena, Bobby and the 118 respond to the chaos caused by a citywide manhunt for buried treasure the author left behind.
Tue, Jul 145:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Splitsville
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.
Tue, Jul 145:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Stamp Tramp
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
Tue, Jul 146:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Twelve Horny Women
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
Tue, Jul 146:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Lobster Crawl
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
Tue, Jul 147:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Over-Correction
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
Tue, Jul 147:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Final Page Part One
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
Tue, Jul 148:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Final Page Part Two
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
Tue, Jul 148:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Band or DJ
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
Tue, Jul 149:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Ring Up
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
Tue, Jul 149:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
P.S. I Love You
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes`` as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
Tue, Jul 1410:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Bad Crazy
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
Tue, Jul 1410:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Ashtray
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
Tue, Jul 1411:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Weekend at Barney's
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
Tue, Jul 1411:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Fortress
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
Wed, Jul 1512:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Time Travelers
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
Wed, Jul 1512:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Romeward Bound
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
Wed, Jul 151:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Bro Mitzvah
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
Wed, Jul 151:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Something Old
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
Wed, Jul 152:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Something New
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
Wed, Jul 152:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Locket
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
Wed, Jul 153:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Coming Back
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
Wed, Jul 153:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Last Time in New York
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
Wed, Jul 154:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Broken Code
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
Wed, Jul 154:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Poker Game
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
Wed, Jul 155:00 AM
Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind
Parting Ways
Aubrey reacts to a shocking news; Sophia examines the reasons she's holding on to her toxic ex-boyfriend; Kathy weighs the possible risks of removing her breast implants; Sebastian reveals the true reason for coming to the Rewind Retreat.
Wed, Jul 156:00 AM
Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind
Every Scar Tells a Story
Dr. Spirit, PhD challenges the remaining Rewind Retreat guests to take the next steps in their healing as they each receive messages from their loved ones.
Wed, Jul 157:00 AM
Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind
Suns Out Buns Out
Jessica and Sophia must make a decision; the doctors question if Aubrey is mentally prepared for her rewind surgery; the ladies enjoy a much-needed pool party to let their hair down but there's a twist.
Wed, Jul 158:00 AM
Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind
Time to Heal
The house guests are reunited at the Rewind Retreat with their new looks; Aubrey, Jessica and Sophia reveal if they chose to rewind or not; Michelle joins the group to take a deep dive on how this rewind experience has changed their lives.
Wed, Jul 159:00 AM
All My Life (2020)
A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.
Wed, Jul 1511:00 AM
Spoiler Alert (2022)
Writer Michael Ausiello embarks on a roller-coaster ride of emotions when his partner gets diagnosed with terminal cancer.
Wed, Jul 151:30 PM
All My Life (2020)
A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.
Wed, Jul 153:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Knight Vision
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
Wed, Jul 154:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
No Questions Asked
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
Wed, Jul 154:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Lighthouse
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
Wed, Jul 155:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Platonish
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
Wed, Jul 155:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Mom and Dad
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
Wed, Jul 156:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Bedtime Stories
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
Wed, Jul 156:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The Rehearsal Dinner
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
Wed, Jul 157:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Bass Player Wanted
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
Wed, Jul 157:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
Wed, Jul 158:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Unpause
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
Wed, Jul 158:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
How Your Mother Met Me
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
Wed, Jul 159:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Sunrise
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
Wed, Jul 159:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Rally
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
Wed, Jul 1510:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Vesuvius
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
Wed, Jul 1510:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Daisy
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
Wed, Jul 1511:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother
Gary Blauman
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
Wed, Jul 1511:30 PM
How I Met Your Mother
The End of the Aisle
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
Thu, Jul 1612:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Last Forever, Part 1
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
Thu, Jul 1612:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Last Forever, Part 2
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
Thu, Jul 161:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Pilot
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
Thu, Jul 161:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Purple Giraffe
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
Thu, Jul 162:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
Thu, Jul 162:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Return of the Shirt
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
Thu, Jul 163:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Okay Awesome
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
Thu, Jul 163:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Slutty Pumpkin
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
Thu, Jul 164:00 AM
How I Met Your Mother
Matchmaker
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
Thu, Jul 164:30 AM
How I Met Your Mother
The Duel
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
Thu, Jul 165:00 AM
Botched
A Scar is Born
A woman who was born with her intestines on the outside of her body now has a stomach full of scars; a celebrity impersonator who's spent more than $1 million in plastic surgery hopes to remove baby oil from inside her breasts.
Thu, Jul 166:00 AM
Botched
Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The self-proclaimed ``Lips of Los Angeles`` wants to be pumped, plumped and frozen; a woman needs Dr. Nassif to fix her nose after it was eaten away by an autoimmune disease; a young woman wants Dr. Dubrow to enhance her brick-shaped breasts.
Thu, Jul 167:00 AM
Botched
Sep-EAR-ation Anxiety
A woman who is tired of hiding her recurring keloid needs Dr. Nassif to rid her ear of the enormous growth; a super fan wants to emulate a famous celebrity's trademark figure but can't seem to get the booty big enough; a victim of domestic abuse.
Thu, Jul 168:00 AM
Botched
Baby Got Front Butt
A woman is left with a front butt on her stomach after a mommy-makeover; a familiar face from ``Botched By Nature`` returns with a collapsed nose; an influencer who believes her body is a surgically sculpted work of art hates the scars on her breasts.
Thu, Jul 169:00 AM
Botched
Eye of the Tiger
A 21-year-old risks losing her left eye due to 42 botched surgery attempts to repair her face following a car accident; a woman who got a breast augmentation after massive weight loss is left with mismatched breasts and an areola in her armpit.
Thu, Jul 1610:00 AM
Botched
Got MILF?
A woman wants to continue her plastic surgery journey to look like a Calabasas MILF despite having a serious heart condition; a college student hopes to fix her bulbous nose; a woman seeks help with her hollow booty and shark bite-looking hips.
Thu, Jul 1611:00 AM
Botched
Most Outrageous Before & Afters
A countdown of the top 10 most outrageous Before & Afters.
Thu, Jul 1611:30 AM
Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)
Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.
Thu, Jul 162:00 PM
Irresistible (2020)
A Democratic political consultant helps a retired Marine colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town.
Thu, Jul 164:30 PM
Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)
Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.
Thu, Jul 167:00 PM
27 Dresses (2008)
A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves.
Thu, Jul 169:30 PM
Pretty Woman (1990)
A millionaire corporate raider pays a prostitute to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Fri, Jul 1712:00 AM
27 Dresses (2008)
A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves.
Fri, Jul 172:30 AM
Pretty Woman (1990)
A millionaire corporate raider pays a prostitute to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills, Calif.
Fri, Jul 175:00 AM
Ms. Match (2023)
Athena's past and present romantic complications will decide who she is and who she dreams of becoming.
Fri, Jul 177:00 AM
Maybe It's You (2023)
On the heels of breakups, best friends Peter and Lexa decide to try the one thing they've never tried: dating each other. The big question is whether their chemistry will be enough to keep them afloat romantically.
Fri, Jul 179:00 AM
Of an Age (2022)
During the summer of 1999, an 18-year-old amateur ballroom dancer has an unexpected and intense 24-hour romance with a friend's older brother.
Fri, Jul 1711:00 AM
The Fabelmans (2022)
Young Sammy Fabelman falls in love with movies after his parents take him to see ''The Greatest Show on Earth.'' Armed with a camera, Sammy starts to make his own films at home, much to the delight of his supportive mother.
Fri, Jul 172:30 PM
The Holdovers (2023)
Forced to spend Christmas break with a handful of students, a curmudgeonly instructor at a New England prep school develops an unlikely bond with a brainy troublemaker and the head cook.
Fri, Jul 175:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
Fri, Jul 176:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.
Fri, Jul 176:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
Fri, Jul 177:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Fri, Jul 177:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Oontz Oontz Oontz
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
Fri, Jul 178:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Fri, Jul 178:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Fri, Jul 179:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
Fri, Jul 1710:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
Here I Come, Pants!
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
Fri, Jul 1710:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
For Whom the Booty Calls
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
Fri, Jul 1711:00 PM
Two and a Half Men
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
Fri, Jul 1711:30 PM
Two and a Half Men
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
Sat, Jul 1812:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
Sat, Jul 1812:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Of Course He's Dead -- Part One
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Sat, Jul 181:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Sat, Jul 181:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Sat, Jul 182:00 AM
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy Bastards
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Sat, Jul 182:30 AM
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
Sat, Jul 183:00 AM
Catch Me if You Can (2002)
An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery.
Sat, Jul 186:30 AM
The Holdovers (2023)
Forced to spend Christmas break with a handful of students, a curmudgeonly instructor at a New England prep school develops an unlikely bond with a brainy troublemaker and the head cook.
Sat, Jul 189:30 AM
10 Things You Don't Know
Robert Downey Jr.
Ten things about Robert Downey Jr., from how he became Iron Man to his famous celebrity roommates.
Sat, Jul 1810:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Crimeleon
As the team tracks an elusive, chameleonlike killer, NCIS Assistant Director Granger (Miguel Ferrer) critiques every step of the investigation.
Sat, Jul 1811:00 AM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Blye, K.
The team tries to establish Kensi Blye's innocence after she is accused of murdering one of the colleagues of her now-deceased father.
Sat, Jul 1812:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Blye, K., Part 2
The team searches for evidence of Kensi's innocence after a meeting involving her father's sniper unit turns deadly.
Sat, Jul 181:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
The Dragon and the Fairy
When a man is shot outside of the Vietnamese Consulate, the team must find out if the incident was an act of terrorism.
Sat, Jul 182:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Vengeance
When evidence in a Navy intelligence officer's death points to a team of SEALs about to embark on a mission, Sam must interrogate the group, potentially compromising their operation.
Sat, Jul 183:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Patriot Acts
The team helps Nate Getz (Peter Cambor) and the FBI investigate when an ex-Marine is suspected of making a chemical bomb.
Sat, Jul 184:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Touch of Death
Callen, Hanna, Danny Williams (Scott Caan) and Chin Ho Kelly (Daniel Dae Kim) travel from Hawaii to Los Angeles in pursuit of a suspect harboring a deadly virus.
Sat, Jul 185:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Neighborhood Watch
Kensi and Deeks pose as a married couple as they try to expose a Russian sleeper cell in the suburbs.
Sat, Jul 186:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Sans Voir
Callen and the NCIS: LA team confront their vengeful adversary, the Chameleon, when an undercover case ignites a deadly mind game orchestrated by the criminal mastermind.
Sat, Jul 187:00 PM
NCIS: Los Angeles
Sans Voir
The L.A. team is drawn into a deadly mind game against a master criminal motivated by Revenge.
Sat, Jul 188:00 PM
Fast X (2023)
Dom Toretto and his family must confront the most lethal opponent they've ever faced. Fueled by revenge, a terrifying threat emerges from the shadows of the past to shatter Dom's world and destroy everything -- and everyone -- he loves.
Sat, Jul 1811:00 PM
Catch Me if You Can (2002)
An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery.
