E! Entertainment Television (Pacific) TV Schedule

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Two and a Half Men

Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Two and a Half Men

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Two and a Half Men

That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Two and a Half Men

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Two and a Half Men

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men

Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Two and a Half Men

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Two and a Half Men

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Two and a Half Men

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Two and a Half Men

And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Two and a Half Men

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Two and a Half Men

Arguments for the Quickie

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Two and a Half Men

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Two and a Half Men

Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Two and a Half Men

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Coyote Ugly (2000)

A woman (Piper Perabo) finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid.

Coyote Ugly (2000)

A woman (Piper Perabo) finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

The 355 (2022)

CIA agent Mason ``Mace`` Brown joins forces with a rival German agent, a cutting-edge computer specialist and a Colombian psychologist when a top-secret weapon falls into the hands of a group of mercenaries.

Polite Society (2023)

A martial artist-in-training believes she must save her older sister from her impending marriage. After enlisting the help of her friends, she tries to pull off the most ambitious of all wedding heists in the name of independence and sisterhood.

How I Met Your Mother

Swarley

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

How I Met Your Mother

Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic City to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

How I Met Your Mother

Slap Bet

Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

How I Met Your Mother

Single Stamina

Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

How I Met Your Mother

How Lily Stole Christmas

Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

How I Met Your Mother

First Time in New York

Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.

How I Met Your Mother

Columns

Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).

How I Met Your Mother

Monday Night Football

When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.

How I Met Your Mother

Lucky Penny

A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.

How I Met Your Mother

Stuff

Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.

How I Met Your Mother

Arrivederci, Fiero

The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.

How I Met Your Mother

Moving Day

Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.

How I Met Your Mother

Bachelor Party

Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of the best man.

How I Met Your Mother

Showdown

Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.``

How I Met Your Mother

Something Borrowed

When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

How I Met Your Mother

Something Blue

At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

How I Met Your Mother

Wait for It

When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.

How I Met Your Mother

We're Not From Here

Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.

How I Met Your Mother

The Third Wheel

Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.

How I Met Your Mother

Little Boys

When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Everyone Else

Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.

How I Met Your Mother

I'm Not That Guy

Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.

How I Met Your Mother

Dowisetrepla

Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.

How I Met Your Mother

Spoiler Alert

When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.

How I Met Your Mother

Slapsgiving

Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.

How I Met Your Mother

The Yips

Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after-party, where he can mingle with all the models.

The Help (2011)

Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl (Emma Stone) turns her small town on its ear by interviewing Black women who work for prominent white families.

The Help (2011)

Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl (Emma Stone) turns her small town on its ear by interviewing Black women who work for prominent white families.

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

Evan Hansen is as an anxious and isolated teen who's aching for understanding and belonging. He soon embarks on a journey of self-discovery when a letter he wrote for a writing exercise falls into the hands of a couple whose son took his own life.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Blame It on the Alcohol

Kourtney ends her relationship with Scott after he gets violently drunk in Las Vegas on Kim's birthday; Kim takes on more work than she should.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

Grown Ups (2010)

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

Grown Ups (2010)

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

Grown Ups (2010)

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Scott on the Rocks

Kourtney and Scott find themselves pitted against her family because they love to hate him.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Kim's House Party

Kim moves into her new mansion and Kris throws her a housewarming party.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

What Happens in Vegas

Kourtney worries when Scott goes to Vegas; Kylie and Kendall are annoyed when Kris becomes more involved in their lives.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

The Kardashian Curse

Khloé travels to Napa with Kourtney and Kris, where she needs to make a decision about her divorce; Scott tries to rid himself of the alleged ``Kardashian Curse.``

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Milfs Gone Wild

Scott gets jealous when Kourtney goes on a girls' trip to Mexico for her birthday; Kim feels violated when some unflattering photos of her in Mexico surface online.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Cheers To That

Kim struggles to regain her confidence after her trip to Mexico; Khloé's spirits sour when Kris becomes too busy for mother-daughter bonding; Kourtney acts sneaky about her dating life.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Vegas, Baby!

Khloé and Tristan return to Los Angeles with True, but Kim and Tristan have unresolved tension over his infidelity; Kourtney travels to Washington, D.C., to speak in front of Congress.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Kourtney and Scott seek parenting advice, but Corey's input causes an argument; Khloé plans a wine-tasting trip to Napa to check in with Kylie; the family is fed up with Kim's new intense security protocol, so they take matters into their own hands.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Surprise, Surprise

During a whirlwind week of birthdays, Khloé and Kim plan an epic surprise to celebrate Corey; Khloé must choose between freezing her eggs and making embryos with her ex; Kim races against the clock to help an incarcerated man.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Affairs of the Everhart

Bruce and Angie Everhart become golf buddies; Rob moves back in with Khloé and Lamar.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Two and a Half Men

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men

Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Two and a Half Men

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Two and a Half Men

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Two and a Half Men

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Two and a Half Men

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Two and a Half Men

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Two and a Half Men

My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Two and a Half Men

Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Two and a Half Men

Prostitutes and Gelato

Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Two and a Half Men

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Two and a Half Men

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Dolly Parton: Here I Am

The life, career and music of Dolly Parton are reflected in interviews with friends, companions and the artist herself, mixed with clips of Parton's performances.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Dolly Parton: Here I Am

The life, career and music of Dolly Parton are reflected in interviews with friends, companions and the artist herself, mixed with clips of Parton's performances.

Very Cavallari

Crystal Clear

Kristin still mourns her failed friendship with Kelly; Brittainy is newly single, but is shocked when she is late getting her period and fears that she might be pregnant with Stone's baby.

Very Cavallari

Home Wasn't Built in a Day

Kristin heads back home to Chicago to visit her mom and check on the progress of her new retail store; time is ticking and Kristin wants to launch the store, but the contractors are unsure if they can meet her demands.

Very Cavallari

Work/Life Balance

As her company grows, Kristin struggles to find a work-life balance and feels pressure to take a step back, while Jay has his sights set on bringing some mini donkeys to the farm; Justin begins to fear the leap from L.A. to Nashville.

Very Cavallari

Just Like the Old Days

Kristin takes off to Mexico for her first ever Uncommon James National TV commercial shoot with Brittainy, Pip and Jack; Heidi and Audrina fly to Nashville to reminisce about their time on ``The Hills,`` and try to figure out who they can trust.

Very Cavallari

Red Carpet Ready

Kristin embarks on another trip to Los Angeles for the Emmys, bringing Jay along as her LaLa Land sidekick; Stone resurfaces in Brittainy's life, causing her to question everything about her new relationship with PJ.

Very Cavallari

Roughing It

Kristin and Jay take their friends on a camping trip; Jay is at home in the wilderness, while everyone else feels like a fish out of water; Brittainy makes a serious error at the office, which quickly spirals into a major issue for Uncommon James.

Very Cavallari

Ciao Bella!

Kristin travels to Tuscany to get in touch with her Italian roots and meet long-lost relatives for the first time; Jay tags along as well, making plenty of time for romance; in Nashville, Brittainy attempts to move on from Stone once and for all.

Very Cavallari

Read Between the Wines

Kristin and Jay's friends show up in Italy and bring the party with them; the crew embarks on a wine-fueled romp through the Italian countryside; conflict erupts when a drunken Justin starts flirting with another man.

Very Cavallari

New Store, New Chapters

The stakes are high as Kristin launches her second retail store in Chicago; it's a huge moment for Uncommon James, and Kristin needs every detail to be absolutely perfect; after an emotional year, Brittainy struggles to find direction in her life.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

How I Met Your Mother

The Perfect Cocktail

Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.

How I Met Your Mother

Landmarks

When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.

How I Met Your Mother

Challenge Accepted

Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.

How I Met Your Mother

The Best Man

Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.

How I Met Your Mother

The Naked Truth

Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.

How I Met Your Mother

Ducky Tie

Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.

How I Met Your Mother

The Stinson Missile Crisis

Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.

How I Met Your Mother

Field Trip

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million-dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

How I Met Your Mother

Mystery vs. History

Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.

How I Met Your Mother

Noretta

The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.

How I Met Your Mother

Disaster Averted

The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

How I Met Your Mother

Tick Tick Tick

Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.

How I Met Your Mother

The Rebound Girl

Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.

How I Met Your Mother

Symphony of Illumination

Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.

How I Met Your Mother

Tailgate

Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.

How I Met Your Mother

46 Minutes

When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.

How I Met Your Mother

The Burning Beekeeper

Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

How I Met Your Mother

Okay Awesome

Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.

How I Met Your Mother

The Limo

Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding

Radio host-producer-singer Lance Bass and his fiancé actor-artist Michael Turchin plan the wedding of their dreams.

Botched

Two Weddings & a Divorce Attorney

Two former brides who weren't able to have the wedding of their dreams come to see Dr. Nassif and Dr. Dubrow.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Welcome to the Rewind Retreat

Brielle is shocked at the side effects of getting filler dissolved in her face; her mother, Kim, throws caution to the wind when it comes to fixing her arms; Alan wants to lose their butt lift; Larissa debates letting go of her large breasts.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Know Thy-Selfie

The retreat guests are tested to see how willing they are to be stripped down in front of the cameras; Alan wrestles with the differing opinions on their butt; Brielle and Kim come to realize that chasing perfection runs in the family.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Deflated Egos

Larissa and Alan question if they're ready to go through the Time Tunnel; Dr. Spirit challenges the group to a painting exercise; Aubrey wants to add more cosmetic procedures rather than reverse them.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Baby Got Back Problems

Jessica and Sophia bond over the misogyny they experienced working in the entertainment industry; Kathy reveals the truth about her breast implants; Aubrey receives some news that will change her life forever.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Parting Ways

Aubrey reacts to a shocking news; Sophia examines the reasons she's holding on to her toxic ex-boyfriend; Kathy weighs the possible risks of removing her breast implants; Sebastian reveals the true reason for coming to the Rewind Retreat.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Every Scar Tells a Story

Dr. Spirit, PhD challenges the remaining Rewind Retreat guests to take the next steps in their healing as they each receive messages from their loved ones.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Suns Out Buns Out

Jessica and Sophia must make a decision; the doctors question if Aubrey is mentally prepared for her rewind surgery; the ladies enjoy a much-needed pool party to let their hair down but there's a twist.

Botched Presents: Plastic Surgery Rewind

Time to Heal

The house guests are reunited at the Rewind Retreat with their new looks; Aubrey, Jessica and Sophia reveal if they chose to rewind or not; Michelle joins the group to take a deep dive on how this rewind experience has changed their lives.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

How I Met Your Mother

The Drunk Train

Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.

How I Met Your Mother

No Pressure

Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.

How I Met Your Mother

Karma

Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.

How I Met Your Mother

The Broath

The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.

How I Met Your Mother

Trilogy Time

Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars`` trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.

How I Met Your Mother

Now We're Even

As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.

How I Met Your Mother

Good Crazy

Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part One

Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.

How I Met Your Mother

Farhampton

Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.

How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

How I Met Your Mother

Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

How I Met Your Mother

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

How I Met Your Mother

The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

How I Met Your Mother

Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

How I Met Your Mother

Twelve Horny Women

In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.

How I Met Your Mother

Lobster Crawl

Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.

How I Met Your Mother

The Over-Correction

Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part One

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part Two

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

How I Met Your Mother

Band or DJ

Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.

How I Met Your Mother

Ring Up

Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.

How I Met Your Mother

P.S. I Love You

Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes`` as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.

How I Met Your Mother

Bad Crazy

Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.

How I Met Your Mother

The Ashtray

When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

Boogie (2021)

Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.

Half Brothers (2020)

A Mexican aviation executive is shocked to discover he has an American half brother he never knew about. They soon embark on a road trip, masterminded by their ailing father, tracing the path he took as an immigrant from Mexico to America.

Easter Sunday (2022)

A man returns home to celebrate Easter with his riotous, bickering, eating, drinking, laughing, loving family.

Boogie (2021)

Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.

Easter Sunday (2022)

A man returns home to celebrate Easter with his riotous, bickering, eating, drinking, laughing, loving family.

Spirit Untamed (2021)

Lucky Prescott's life changes when she moves from her home in the city to a small frontier town and befriends a wild mustang named Spirit. Animated.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023)

A teen embraces her destiny after discovering she's part of a royal lineage of mythical sea krakens. Animated.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

After burning though eight lives, Puss in Boots sets out on an epic journey to find the mythical Last Wish and restore all nine. Animated.

The Croods: A New Age (2020)

The prehistoric Crood family is challenged by a family who claims to be better and more evolved. Animated.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

After burning though eight lives, Puss in Boots sets out on an epic journey to find the mythical Last Wish and restore all nine. Animated.

The Croods: A New Age (2020)

The prehistoric Crood family is challenged by a family who claims to be better and more evolved. Animated.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023)

A teen embraces her destiny after discovering she's part of a royal lineage of mythical sea krakens. Animated.

Spirit Untamed (2021)

Lucky Prescott's life changes when she moves from her home in the city to a small frontier town and befriends a wild mustang named Spirit. Animated.

Growing Up Chrisley

Baa Humbug

Chase is torn between Emmy and Julie during the holidays; Savannah and Nanny set out to get rich.

Growing Up Chrisley

Whoa Baby

Chase wants to deepen his relationship with Emmy and decides to take things to the next level; Savannah's recent trauma has her burying her head in work and missing out on life.

Growing Up Chrisley

Spicing It Up

Chase and Emmy worry their relationship has gone stale, but spicing things up is stressing them out; Savannah is stuck in a severe work rut, so Nanny makes it her mission to find her a new hobby.

Growing Up Chrisley

Raising the Bar

Chase struggles to fulfill his promise of supporting Emmy's growing business; Savannah finds herself behind ``bars`` after making a bet with Chase.

Growing Up Chrisley

Three's Company

Chase and Emmy team up to find Elliot a girlfriend; Savannah deals with a shopping addiction at the insistence of Nanny and Chadd.

Growing Up Chrisley

Sassy Takes South Beach

Savannah gathers the gang for a Miami vacation, but when her girlfriends press her to find a man, Savannah worries love isn't in the cards; Chase's obsession with missing Emmy threatens to derail his guys' trip with Elliott.

Growing Up Chrisley

Miami Knows Best

Savannah feels pressured when Chase insists she spend time bonding with Emmy; Chase crushes Elliott's big dreams and to save his friendship, he has to pull out all the stops.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

A columnist (Kate Hudson) tries to make a man (Matthew McConaughey) dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love.

Never Been Kissed (1999)

A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens.

50 First Dates (2004)

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

A columnist (Kate Hudson) tries to make a man (Matthew McConaughey) dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love.

50 First Dates (2004)

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

A columnist (Kate Hudson) tries to make a man (Matthew McConaughey) dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love.

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

Promising Young Woman (2020)

Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

Meat Me in Vegas

In Vegas, Braun bets it all on flavor and finds the city's true magic to be an irresistible bite.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

Soul Food Smackdown

Braun Strowman hits Washington, D.C. hungry, seeking victory-worthy bites across the nation's capital.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

Best in the World

After Chicago chaos in the ring, Braun swaps slams for dogs, edible balloons and astonishing bites.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

Proof Is in the Po'boy

In New Orleans, Braun devours bold flavors that hit harder than a steel chair.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

The Beefy King

Braun tackles Orlando eats with a roast beef icon and a showdown with the menu.

Everything on the Menu With Braun Strowman

Hickory Hero

Braun storms Fort Worth for ribs, shareables, and a deep dive into Texas food and heritage.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

Never Been Kissed (1999)

A former high-school nerd, now a reporter, gets a second chance when she goes under cover for a story on cool teens.

50 First Dates (2004)

Henry Roth is a man afraid of commitment up until he meets the beautiful Lucy. They hit it off and Henry think he's finally found the girl of his dreams, until he discovers she has short-term memory loss and forgets him the next day.

Horrible Bosses (2011)

Three oppressed workers (Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis) devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)

After a shady investor steals their new invention, Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) conspire to kidnap the man's adult son and ransom him to pay off their debts.

Horrible Bosses (2011)

Three oppressed workers (Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis) devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their intolerable employers.

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)

After a shady investor steals their new invention, Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day) and Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) conspire to kidnap the man's adult son and ransom him to pay off their debts.

National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.

Why Can't My Life Be a Rom-Com? (2023)

After years of bad boyfriends, Eliza decides to follow the rules of dating from a 50-year old self-help book.

Married by Mistake (2023)

After losing her dream job, Riley gets drunk with Nate, and the next morning they find themselves married. With no job prospects on the horizon, Riley takes Nate up on his offer to move back to his hometown to help rescue his family's business.

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.

National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)

After winning a European vacation on a game show, Clark Griswold convinces his reluctant family to accompany him. His wife, Ellen, is excited, but daughter Audrey is reluctant to leave her boyfriend behind.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

Vegas Vacation (1997)

The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?

Vacation (2015)

Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America's favorite fun park, Walley World.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

The Griswolds (Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo) spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin (Randy Quaid) pulls up in an RV.

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

Clark Griswold and his wife, Ellen, are driving from Illinois to a California amusement park. As Clark increasingly fixates on a beautiful woman driving a sports car, the Griswolds deal with car problems and the death of a family member.

Vegas Vacation (1997)

The Griswolds are off on a family outing to Las Vegas, where they each have their own misadventures. Young Rusty is enthusiastically playing dice, and his sister, Audrey, winds up in seedy nightclubs. Can the family reunite and stay out of trouble?

Vacation (2015)

Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America's favorite fun park, Walley World.

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

Cocktail Wars

The Perfect Pour

Our mixology expert, Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges meant to test our mixologists' skills, while Lance and Joey bring along an old friend to join the fun - actor, producer, and writer Seth Green.

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Cocktail Wars

A Hot and Cold War

Lance Bass, Joey Fatone and mixology expert Melissa Brooke welcome Justin Sylvester to the bar as they challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts.

How I Met Your Mother

Weekend at Barney's

After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.

How I Met Your Mother

The Fortress

Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.

How I Met Your Mother

The Time Travelers

Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.

How I Met Your Mother

Romeward Bound

Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.

How I Met Your Mother

The Bro Mitzvah

The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

How I Met Your Mother

Something Old

Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.

How I Met Your Mother

Something New

As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.

How I Met Your Mother

The Locket

Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Two and a Half Men

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Two and a Half Men

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Two and a Half Men

Bad News From the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Two and a Half Men

And the Plot Moistens

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Two and a Half Men

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Two and a Half Men

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Two and a Half Men

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

Two and a Half Men

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

Two and a Half Men

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

How I Met Your Mother

Coming Back

Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.

How I Met Your Mother

Last Time in New York

Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.

How I Met Your Mother

The Broken Code

After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.

How I Met Your Mother

The Poker Game

Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.

How I Met Your Mother

Knight Vision

Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.

How I Met Your Mother

No Questions Asked

Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.

How I Met Your Mother

The Lighthouse

Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.

How I Met Your Mother

Platonish

During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.

How I Met Your Mother

Mom and Dad

Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.

How I Met Your Mother

Bedtime Stories

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.

How I Met Your Mother

The Rehearsal Dinner

Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.

How I Met Your Mother

Bass Player Wanted

A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.

How I Met Your Mother

Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.

How I Met Your Mother

Unpause

Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.

How I Met Your Mother

How Your Mother Met Me

The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.

How I Met Your Mother

Sunrise

Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.

How I Met Your Mother

Rally

The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.

How I Met Your Mother

Vesuvius

Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.

How I Met Your Mother

Daisy

Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.

How I Met Your Mother

Gary Blauman

The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.

How I Met Your Mother

The End of the Aisle

With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.

How I Met Your Mother

Last Forever, Part 1

Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.

How I Met Your Mother

Last Forever, Part 2

Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.

How I Met Your Mother

Pilot

When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

How I Met Your Mother

Purple Giraffe

Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.

How I Met Your Mother

The Sweet Taste of Liberty

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

How I Met Your Mother

Return of the Shirt

Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

How I Met Your Mother

Matchmaker

Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.

How I Met Your Mother

The Duel

Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.

How I Met Your Mother

Belly Full of Turkey

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

How I Met Your Mother

The Pineapple Incident

Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.

How I Met Your Mother

The Wedding

Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

How I Met Your Mother

Drumroll Please

Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.

How I Met Your Mother

Zip, Zip, Zip

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

How I Met Your Mother

Game Night

When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

How I Met Your Mother

Cupcake

A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.

How I Met Your Mother

Life Among the Gorillas

Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.

How I Met Your Mother

Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.

How I Met Your Mother

Mary the Paralegal

Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.

How I Met Your Mother

Best Prom Ever

Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.

How I Met Your Mother

Milk

A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.

How I Met Your Mother

Come On

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

How I Met Your Mother

Where Were We?

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

How I Met Your Mother

The Scorpion and the Toad

Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

How I Met Your Mother

Brunch

Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

How I Met Your Mother

Ted Mosby, Architect

Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.

How I Met Your Mother

World's Greatest Couple

Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

Cocktail Wars

How I Met Your Mother

Slap Bet

Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

How I Met Your Mother

Bachelor Party

Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of the best man.

How I Met Your Mother

Wait for It

When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.

Cocktail Wars

Cocktail Wars

The Ultimate Flavor Face Off

USA's Everything on the Menu host Braun Strowman stops by to enjoy a flavor explosion on Cocktail Wars and we find out what the strongest human we know thinks about our menu.

How I Met Your Mother

Aldrin Justice

Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

How I Met Your Mother

Swarley

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

How I Met Your Mother

Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic City to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

How I Met Your Mother

Single Stamina

Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

How I Met Your Mother

How Lily Stole Christmas

Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

How I Met Your Mother

First Time in New York

Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.

How I Met Your Mother

Columns

Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).

How I Met Your Mother

Monday Night Football

When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.

How I Met Your Mother

Lucky Penny

A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.

How I Met Your Mother

Stuff

Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.

How I Met Your Mother

Arrivederci, Fiero

The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.

How I Met Your Mother

Moving Day

Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.

How I Met Your Mother

Showdown

Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.``

How I Met Your Mother

Something Borrowed

When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

How I Met Your Mother

Something Blue

At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

How I Met Your Mother

We're Not From Here

Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.

How I Met Your Mother

The Third Wheel

Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.

How I Met Your Mother

Little Boys

When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Everyone Else

Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.

How I Met Your Mother

I'm Not That Guy

Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.

How I Met Your Mother

Dowisetrepla

Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.

How I Met Your Mother

Spoiler Alert

When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.

How I Met Your Mother

Slapsgiving

Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.

How I Met Your Mother

The Yips

Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after-party, where he can mingle with all the models.

How I Met Your Mother

The Platinum Rule

Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.

How I Met Your Mother

No Tomorrow

Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.

How I Met Your Mother

Ten Sessions

When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).

How I Met Your Mother

The Bracket

A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.

How I Met Your Mother

The Chain of Screaming

Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.

How I Met Your Mother

Sandcastles in the Sand

Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.

How I Met Your Mother

The Goat

When Barney breaks the ``bro code,`` he struggles with the consequences of his actions.

How I Met Your Mother

Rebound Bro

When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.