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Fri, Oct 16 3:00 AM Now

Con Air (1997)

A wrongly convicted parolee (Nicolas Cage) on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking.

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Fri, Oct 16 5:30 AM

Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

A former thief (Nicolas Cage) must agree to steal 50 cars in one night to save his brother (Giovanni Ribisi) from being killed by a vehicle smuggler.

Fri, Oct 16 8:00 AM

The Rock (1996)

A scientist (Nicolas Cage) and a British spy (Sean Connery) who once escaped from Alcatraz are sent to the former island prison to stop a disgruntled war hero (Ed Harris) from obliterating San Francisco with chemical warheads.

Fri, Oct 16 11:00 AM

Inside (2023)

A high-end art thief becomes trapped inside a luxury, high-tech penthouse in New York's Times Square after his heist doesn't go as planned. Locked inside with nothing but priceless works of art, he must use all his cunning and invention to survive.

Fri, Oct 16 1:30 PM

10 Things You Don't Know

Robert Downey Jr.

Ten things about Robert Downey Jr., from how he became Iron Man to his famous celebrity roommates.

Fri, Oct 16 2:00 PM

The Card Counter (2021)

An ex-military interrogator turned gambler haunted by the ghosts of his past.

Fri, Oct 16 4:30 PM

Promising Young Woman (2020)

Nothing in Cassie's life is what it appears to be -- she's wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she's living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs from the past.

Fri, Oct 16 7:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Working for Caligula

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Fri, Oct 16 7:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Fri, Oct 16 8:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Fri, Oct 16 8:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Fri, Oct 16 9:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Fri, Oct 16 9:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Fri, Oct 16 10:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Fri, Oct 16 10:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Fri, Oct 16 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Fri, Oct 16 11:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Sat, Oct 17 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Sat, Oct 17 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Sat, Oct 17 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Sat, Oct 17 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Sat, Oct 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Damn Stalker

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

Sat, Oct 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Young People Have Phlegm Too

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Sat, Oct 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Sat, Oct 17 3:30 AM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Oct 17 6:00 AM

The Rainmaker

Dear Uncle Rudy

Rudy faces newfound attention as Deck fixates on a letter sent from juvenile detention.

Sat, Oct 17 7:00 AM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Oct 17 9:30 AM

Cocktail Wars

Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

Sat, Oct 17 10:00 AM

Cocktail Wars

New York, New York

Joey, Lance and Melissa pay tribute to a great cocktail city, New York City, when lifelong Manhattanite and actor Nathan Lee Graham drops in.

Sat, Oct 17 10:30 AM

Cocktail Wars

Primetime Cocktails

SNL Alum Devon Walker stops by the Cocktail Wars set; the leaves are falling when one of our favorite comics drops by to join Lance, Joey and Melissa for some fall cocktails.

Sat, Oct 17 11:00 AM

Cocktail Wars

All The Cocktails

Breaking News! It's all about the cocktails when MSNOW's Rachel Maddow stops by Cocktail Wars to visit with Joey, Lance and Melissa to enjoy some elemental creations.

Sat, Oct 17 11:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Pilot

When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

Sat, Oct 17 12:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Purple Giraffe

Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.

Sat, Oct 17 12:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Sweet Taste of Liberty

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

Sat, Oct 17 1:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Return of the Shirt

Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.

Sat, Oct 17 1:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Okay Awesome

Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.

Sat, Oct 17 2:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

Sat, Oct 17 2:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Matchmaker

Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.

Sat, Oct 17 3:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Duel

Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.

Sat, Oct 17 3:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Belly Full of Turkey

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

Sat, Oct 17 4:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Pineapple Incident

Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.

Sat, Oct 17 4:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Limo

Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.

Sat, Oct 17 5:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Wedding

Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

Sat, Oct 17 5:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Drumroll Please

Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.

Sat, Oct 17 6:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Zip, Zip, Zip

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

Sat, Oct 17 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Game Night

When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

Sat, Oct 17 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Cupcake

A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.

Sat, Oct 17 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Life Among the Gorillas

Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.

Sat, Oct 17 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.

Sat, Oct 17 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Mary the Paralegal

Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.

Sat, Oct 17 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Best Prom Ever

Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.

Sat, Oct 17 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Milk

A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.

Sat, Oct 17 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Canning Randy

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

Sat, Oct 17 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

Sat, Oct 17 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.

Sat, Oct 17 11:30 PM

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated corpse embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness and a few missing body parts.

Sun, Oct 18 2:00 AM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Sun, Oct 18 4:00 AM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Sun, Oct 18 6:00 AM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Sun, Oct 18 8:00 AM

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

A misunderstood teenager and a reanimated corpse embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness and a few missing body parts.

Sun, Oct 18 10:30 AM

Kajillionaire (2020)

Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.

Sun, Oct 18 1:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Come On

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

Sun, Oct 18 1:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Where Were We?

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

Sun, Oct 18 2:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Scorpion and the Toad

Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

Sun, Oct 18 2:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Brunch

Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

Sun, Oct 18 3:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Ted Mosby, Architect

Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.

Sun, Oct 18 3:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

World's Greatest Couple

Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

Sun, Oct 18 4:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Aldrin Justice

Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

Sun, Oct 18 4:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Swarley

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

Sun, Oct 18 5:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Atlantic City

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic City to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

Sun, Oct 18 5:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Slap Bet

Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

Sun, Oct 18 6:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Single Stamina

Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

Sun, Oct 18 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

How Lily Stole Christmas

Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

Sun, Oct 18 7:00 PM

Cocktail Wars

A Jersey Vacation

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini, at Melissa's request of course.

Sun, Oct 18 7:30 PM

Cocktail Wars

Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

Sun, Oct 18 8:00 PM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Sun, Oct 18 10:00 PM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Mon, Oct 19 12:00 AM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Mon, Oct 19 2:00 AM

Bride Wars (2009)

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

Mon, Oct 19 4:00 AM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Mon, Oct 19 6:30 AM

The Golden Life

Sneak Peek: A New Golden Era

Reality TV royalty is back and life is looking golden. Get a first look at Luann, Sonja, Ramona, Kelly and Dorinda as they reunite in Palm Beach for a fabulous new chapter on The Golden Life.

Mon, Oct 19 6:34 AM

Bride Wars (2009)

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

Mon, Oct 19 8:30 AM

All My Life (2020)

A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

Mon, Oct 19 10:30 AM

Dear Evan Hansen (2021)

Evan Hansen is as an anxious and isolated teen who's aching for understanding and belonging. He soon embarks on a journey of self-discovery when a letter he wrote for a writing exercise falls into the hands of a couple whose son took his own life.

Mon, Oct 19 1:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Mon, Oct 19 2:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

It Never Rains in Hooterville

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Mon, Oct 19 2:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Mon, Oct 19 3:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Mon, Oct 19 3:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Mon, Oct 19 4:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Mon, Oct 19 4:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Mon, Oct 19 5:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Prostitutes and Gelato

Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues`` when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Mon, Oct 19 5:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Mon, Oct 19 6:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Mon, Oct 19 6:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Mooch at the Boo

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

Mon, Oct 19 7:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Mon, Oct 19 7:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Mon, Oct 19 8:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Mon, Oct 19 8:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Mon, Oct 19 9:00 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Mon, Oct 19 11:30 PM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Tue, Oct 20 2:00 AM

Live from the Orange Carpet: WNBA Finals

Tue, Oct 20 3:00 AM

WNBA Pre-Show

Women's basketball experts weigh-in on the upcoming WNBA game.

Tue, Oct 20 4:00 AM

2026 WNBA Finals

Atlanta Dream at Golden State Valkyries

Game 2.

Tue, Oct 20 6:30 AM

WNBA Post Show

Tue, Oct 20 7:00 AM

The Golden Life

Sneak Peek: Palm Beach is Calling

They've traded the Big Apple for Palm Beach, but some things never change. Get a sneak peek at The Golden Life as Luann, Sonja, Ramona, Kelly and Dorinda reunite for sun, fun, and a little bit of chaos.

Tue, Oct 20 7:04 AM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Tue, Oct 20 9:30 AM

Boogie (2021)

Alfred ''Boogie'' Chin is a basketball phenom who dreams of playing in the NBA. As his parents pressure him to earn a scholarship to college, Boogie must also navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.

Tue, Oct 20 11:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Rebound Girl

Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.

Tue, Oct 20 12:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Symphony of Illumination

Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.

Tue, Oct 20 12:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Tailgate

Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.

Tue, Oct 20 1:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

46 Minutes

When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.

Tue, Oct 20 1:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Burning Beekeeper

Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

Tue, Oct 20 2:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Drunk Train

Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.

Tue, Oct 20 2:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

No Pressure

Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.

Tue, Oct 20 3:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Karma

Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.

Tue, Oct 20 3:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Broath

The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.

Tue, Oct 20 4:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Okay Awesome

Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.

Tue, Oct 20 4:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Limo

Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.

Tue, Oct 20 5:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Game Night

When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

Tue, Oct 20 5:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Come On

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

Tue, Oct 20 6:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Where Were We?

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

Tue, Oct 20 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Brunch

Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

Tue, Oct 20 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Swarley

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

Tue, Oct 20 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Bachelor Party

Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of the best man.

Tue, Oct 20 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Something Borrowed

When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

Tue, Oct 20 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Something Blue

At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

Tue, Oct 20 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Spoiler Alert

When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.

Tue, Oct 20 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Sandcastles in the Sand

Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.

Tue, Oct 20 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Intervention

Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.

Tue, Oct 20 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Shelter Island

Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.

Tue, Oct 20 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Woooo!

Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.

Tue, Oct 20 11:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Fight

Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.

Wed, Oct 21 12:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Front Porch

Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.

Wed, Oct 21 12:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Bagpipes

Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.

Wed, Oct 21 1:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Rough Patch

When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.

Wed, Oct 21 1:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Say Cheese

Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.

Wed, Oct 21 2:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Perfect Cocktail

Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.

Wed, Oct 21 2:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Challenge Accepted

Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.

Wed, Oct 21 3:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Disaster Averted

The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

Wed, Oct 21 3:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Tick Tick Tick

Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.

Wed, Oct 21 4:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Everyone Else

Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.

Wed, Oct 21 4:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Platinum Rule

Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.

Wed, Oct 21 5:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Goat

When Barney breaks the ``bro code,`` he struggles with the consequences of his actions.

Wed, Oct 21 5:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Burning Beekeeper

Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

Wed, Oct 21 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 21 7:53 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 21 9:25 AM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Luann de Lesseps & Sonja Morgan

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan get candid about Sonja's dance with Michael, Ramona's reign over Palm Beach, and Sonja's single status as they spill all the hot goss from Episode One of The Golden Life.

Wed, Oct 21 9:55 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 21 11:28 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 21 1:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Wed, Oct 21 1:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Wed, Oct 21 2:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wed, Oct 21 2:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wed, Oct 21 3:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wed, Oct 21 3:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Wed, Oct 21 4:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Wed, Oct 21 4:30 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 21 6:00 PM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Luann de Lesseps & Sonja Morgan

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan get candid about Sonja's dance with Michael, Ramona's reign over Palm Beach, and Sonja's single status as they spill all the hot goss from Episode One of The Golden Life.

Wed, Oct 21 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Trilogy Time

Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars`` trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.

Wed, Oct 21 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Now We're Even

As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.

Wed, Oct 21 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Good Crazy

Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.

Wed, Oct 21 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part One

Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.

Wed, Oct 21 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.

Wed, Oct 21 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Farhampton

Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.

Wed, Oct 21 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

Wed, Oct 21 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

Wed, Oct 21 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

Wed, Oct 21 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

Wed, Oct 21 11:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

Thu, Oct 22 12:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

Thu, Oct 22 12:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Twelve Horny Women

In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.

Thu, Oct 22 1:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Lobster Crawl

Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.

Thu, Oct 22 1:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Over-Correction

Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.

Thu, Oct 22 2:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part One

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

Thu, Oct 22 2:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part Two

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

Thu, Oct 22 3:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Band or DJ

Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.

Thu, Oct 22 3:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Ring Up

Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.

Thu, Oct 22 4:00 AM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Thu, Oct 22 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Thu, Oct 22 7:30 AM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Luann de Lesseps & Sonja Morgan

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan get candid about Sonja's dance with Michael, Ramona's reign over Palm Beach, and Sonja's single status as they spill all the hot goss from Episode One of The Golden Life.

Thu, Oct 22 8:00 AM

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (2023)

Members of the Portokalos family reunite in Greece for a hilarious and heartwarming trip full of love, twists and turns.

Thu, Oct 22 10:00 AM

Cocktail Wars

All The Cocktails

Breaking News! It's all about the cocktails when MSNOW's Rachel Maddow stops by Cocktail Wars to visit with Joey, Lance and Melissa to enjoy some elemental creations.

Thu, Oct 22 10:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Thu, Oct 22 11:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Thu, Oct 22 11:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Thu, Oct 22 12:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Thu, Oct 22 12:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Thu, Oct 22 1:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Thu, Oct 22 1:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Thu, Oct 22 2:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Thu, Oct 22 2:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Thu, Oct 22 3:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Thu, Oct 22 3:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Thu, Oct 22 4:00 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Thu, Oct 22 5:30 PM

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (2023)

Members of the Portokalos family reunite in Greece for a hilarious and heartwarming trip full of love, twists and turns.

Thu, Oct 22 7:30 PM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Thu, Oct 22 9:30 PM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Thu, Oct 22 11:30 PM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Fri, Oct 23 1:30 AM

Easy A (2010)

The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Fri, Oct 23 3:30 AM

Burlesque (2010)

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

Fri, Oct 23 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Fri, Oct 23 7:30 AM

Burlesque (2010)

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

Fri, Oct 23 10:00 AM

All My Life (2020)

A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

Fri, Oct 23 12:00 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Fri, Oct 23 1:30 PM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Luann de Lesseps & Sonja Morgan

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan get candid about Sonja's dance with Michael, Ramona's reign over Palm Beach, and Sonja's single status as they spill all the hot goss from Episode One of The Golden Life.

Fri, Oct 23 2:00 PM

Drive-Away Dolls (2024)

In search of a fresh start, two women embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, Fla. However, things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.

Fri, Oct 23 4:00 PM

The House Bunny (2008)

An exiled Playboy bunny (Anna Faris) tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men.

Fri, Oct 23 6:00 PM

Burlesque (2010)

With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress (Christina Aguilera) with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club's musical revue.

Fri, Oct 23 8:30 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Fri, Oct 23 10:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Fri, Oct 23 10:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Fri, Oct 23 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Fri, Oct 23 11:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Sat, Oct 24 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Sat, Oct 24 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Sat, Oct 24 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Sat, Oct 24 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Sat, Oct 24 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Sat, Oct 24 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Sat, Oct 24 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Sat, Oct 24 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

Sat, Oct 24 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Sat, Oct 24 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Sat, Oct 24 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Sat, Oct 24 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Sat, Oct 24 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Sat, Oct 24 7:30 AM

Catfish Murders

A Killer Profile

When an Arizona corrections officer vanishes after leaving for a hot date, investigators uncover blood in the desert, a digital phantom named Paige, and a predator lurking in plain sight.

Sat, Oct 24 8:30 AM

Drive-Away Dolls (2024)

In search of a fresh start, two women embark on an impromptu road trip to Tallahassee, Fla. However, things quickly go awry when they cross paths with a group of inept criminals along the way.

Sat, Oct 24 10:30 AM

Kajillionaire (2020)

Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.

Sat, Oct 24 1:00 PM

Botched

Totally Waist-ed

A man wants his ears back; fixing a botched bottom implant; the doctors meet with a woman who has undergone many surgeries to look like a pixie.

Sat, Oct 24 2:00 PM

Botched

Most Outrageous Rejects

A countdown of the top 10 most outrageous rejects.

Sat, Oct 24 2:30 PM

Botched

Twin Terrors

A set of twins with not so identical problems; Dr. Dubrow tries to help the worlds first paraplegic fitness model achieve her dream; Dr. Nassif performs a rhinoplasty on a woman whose nose has been altered by a cleft palate deformity.

Sat, Oct 24 3:30 PM

Botched

The Boobinati

XL-areolas force a sugar baby with 1600cc breasts to consult with the doctors; a clumsy wife with a tricky nose wants to feel deserving of her husband; a former male beauty pageant winner wants his out-of-place arm implants revised or removed.

Sat, Oct 24 4:30 PM

Botched

Magical Mystery Breasts

A woman with a rare inflammatory disease needs both doctors' expertise; a patient hopes for dream abs he can't get in the gym; a patient from overseas seeks breast augmentation after a near-death experience in the operating room.

Sat, Oct 24 5:30 PM

Botched

House of Horrors

The Doctors aid a woman whose nose was botched by the House of Horrors; Tanya hopes to get rid of a scar that reminds her of her unborn twin; Sarah Burge visits the doctors to find eternal youth.

Sat, Oct 24 6:30 PM

Botched

Zombie Breasts

Dr. Nassif kicks the butt off a patient's nose; Dr. Dubrow helps a single mother whose breast implant fell out while brushing her teeth.

Sat, Oct 24 7:30 PM

Botched

Melting Mounds & Unlucky Charms

A Southern belle who wants to look like Dolly Parton hopes to change the shape of her torpedo-like breasts.

Sat, Oct 24 8:30 PM

Botched

Witchy Whips & Super High Nips

An evil witch wants sexy cat eyes and gives the doctors a taste of her dominatrix ways; a surgery in Tijuana leaves a woman with stomach scars and nipples near her collarbone.

Sat, Oct 24 9:30 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Sat, Oct 24 11:00 PM

Bride Wars (2009)

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

Sun, Oct 25 1:00 AM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Sun, Oct 25 3:30 AM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Sun, Oct 25 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Sun, Oct 25 7:30 AM

Bride Wars (2009)

After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends (Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway) declare all-out war on each other.

Sun, Oct 25 9:30 AM

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

Sun, Oct 25 12:00 PM

Why Can't My Life Be a Rom-Com? (2023)

After years of bad boyfriends, Eliza decides to follow the rules of dating from a 50-year old self-help book.

Sun, Oct 25 2:00 PM

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

Four women take their book club to Italy for the fun girls' trip they never had. When things go off the rails and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime, cross-country adventure.

Sun, Oct 25 4:30 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Sun, Oct 25 6:00 PM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Luann de Lesseps & Sonja Morgan

Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan get candid about Sonja's dance with Michael, Ramona's reign over Palm Beach, and Sonja's single status as they spill all the hot goss from Episode One of The Golden Life.

Sun, Oct 25 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Mermaid Theory

Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.

Sun, Oct 25 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

False Positive

Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.

Sun, Oct 25 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Bad News

Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.

Sun, Oct 25 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Last Words

While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.

Sun, Oct 25 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Oh Honey

When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.

Sun, Oct 25 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Desperation Day

Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.

Sun, Oct 25 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Garbage Island

Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.

Sun, Oct 25 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

A Change of Heart

Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.

Sun, Oct 25 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Legendaddy

Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.

Sun, Oct 25 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Exploding Meatball Sub

Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zoey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.

Sun, Oct 25 11:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Hopeless

Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.

Mon, Oct 26 12:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Landmarks

When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.

Mon, Oct 26 12:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Best Man

Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.

Mon, Oct 26 1:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Naked Truth

Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.

Mon, Oct 26 1:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Ducky Tie

Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.

Mon, Oct 26 2:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Stinson Missile Crisis

Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.

Mon, Oct 26 2:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Field Trip

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million-dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

Mon, Oct 26 3:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Mystery vs. History

Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.

Mon, Oct 26 3:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Noretta

The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.

Mon, Oct 26 4:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Rebound Girl

Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.

Mon, Oct 26 4:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

Mon, Oct 26 5:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Canning Randy

When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.

Mon, Oct 26 5:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.

Mon, Oct 26 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Mon, Oct 26 8:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Symphony of Illumination

Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.

Mon, Oct 26 8:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Tailgate

Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.

Mon, Oct 26 9:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

46 Minutes

When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.

Mon, Oct 26 9:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Drunk Train

Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.

Mon, Oct 26 10:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

No Pressure

Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.

Mon, Oct 26 10:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Karma

Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.

Mon, Oct 26 11:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

The Broath

The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.

Mon, Oct 26 11:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Trilogy Time

Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars`` trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.

Mon, Oct 26 12:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Now We're Even

As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.

Mon, Oct 26 12:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Good Crazy

Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.

Mon, Oct 26 1:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part One

Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.

Mon, Oct 26 1:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Magician's Code Part Two

On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.

Mon, Oct 26 2:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Farhampton

Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.

Mon, Oct 26 2:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

Mon, Oct 26 3:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

Mon, Oct 26 3:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

Mon, Oct 26 4:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

Mon, Oct 26 4:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

Mon, Oct 26 5:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

Mon, Oct 26 5:30 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Mon, Oct 26 7:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Devil's Lube

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Mon, Oct 26 7:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Thank God for Scoliosis

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Mon, Oct 26 8:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

I Think You Offended Don

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Mon, Oct 26 8:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Mon, Oct 26 9:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Mon, Oct 26 9:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

Mon, Oct 26 10:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Mon, Oct 26 10:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Mon, Oct 26 11:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Mon, Oct 26 11:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Tue, Oct 27 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Tue, Oct 27 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Tue, Oct 27 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Tue, Oct 27 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Tue, Oct 27 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Tue, Oct 27 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Tue, Oct 27 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Tue, Oct 27 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Tue, Oct 27 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Tue, Oct 27 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Tue, Oct 27 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Tue, Oct 27 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Tue, Oct 27 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Tue, Oct 27 7:30 AM

Cocktail Wars

Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

Tue, Oct 27 8:00 AM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Teresa Giudice, Jeannie & Mama Mai, La Toya Jackson

Tyler connects TV personality Teresa Giudice to her recently deceased mother; Tyler uncovers a treasure trove of family secrets from the grave as he sits down with ``The Real`` star Jeannie Mai and the woman who's been keeping them: Jeannie's mother.

Tue, Oct 27 9:00 AM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Kenya Moore, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Macklemore

Kenya Moore shares memories when Tyler connects with her grandmother; details about the death of actress Wendi McLendon-Covey's uncle are revealed; Tyler travels to Seattle where music artist Macklemore hears messages from a dearly departed.

Tue, Oct 27 10:00 AM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, RuPaul, Elisha Cuthbert

Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner discover some shocking news about their love lives; RuPaul connects with his departed parents; Elisha Cuthbert and her family get closure after the death of a beloved grandmother.

Tue, Oct 27 11:00 AM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Brandi Glanville, Joanna Garcia Swisher, Chuck Liddell, Tiffany Haddish

Brandi Glanville connects with the one person who made her feel special; Joanna Garcia Swisher gets a message about forgiveness; Chuck Liddell hears from the one person who believed in him; Tiffany Haddish connects with her long-absent father.

Tue, Oct 27 12:00 PM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Lala Kent, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Holly Robinson Peete

``Vanderpump Rules`` star Lala Kent is brought to tears when Tyler connects to her recently departed father; Tyler's reading for Jesse Tyler Ferguson brings forth long-hidden family secrets; Tyler shares emotional messages with Holly Robinson Peete.

Tue, Oct 27 1:00 PM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute, Johnny Weir, Nancy Grace

Stassi and Kristen have an intense reading which helps them both solve family mysteries; Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir gets answers about his very public divorce; Nancy Grace emotionally releases long held guilt over her father's death.

Tue, Oct 27 2:00 PM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Kendra Wilkinson, Lil Jon, Carole Radziwill

Lil' Jon hears from a deceased loved one who died too soon; Kendra Wilkinson gets news from the other side; a friend reaches out to Carole Radziwill in New York City with Tyler's help.

Tue, Oct 27 3:00 PM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Jill Zarin, Carson Kressley, Mike ``The Situation`` Sorrentino

Tyler gives a reading to reality star Jill Zarin (``The Real Housewives of New York City``); Tyler warns reality star Carson Kressley about his love life; Tyler shares revelations with reality star Mike ``The Situation`` Sorrentino.

Tue, Oct 27 4:00 PM

Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry

Luann de Lesseps; Maddie Ziegler; Jax Taylor & Tom Sandoval; Tituss Burgess

Tyler shares a message with Luann de Lesseps from a recently departed friend; Tyler delivers a heartwarming message to Maddie Ziegler and her mom; Tyler turns a skeptic into a true believer when he visits Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval.

Tue, Oct 27 5:00 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Tue, Oct 27 6:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Pre-Nup

When Barney prepares a comprehensive prenup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a prenup of her own.

Tue, Oct 27 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Nannies

Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.

Tue, Oct 27 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.

Tue, Oct 27 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Autumn of Breakups

As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.

Tue, Oct 27 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Splitsville

Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desperately want some private time.

Tue, Oct 27 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Stamp Tramp

Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.

Tue, Oct 27 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Twelve Horny Women

In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.

Tue, Oct 27 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Lobster Crawl

Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.

Tue, Oct 27 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Over-Correction

Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.

Tue, Oct 27 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part One

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

Tue, Oct 27 11:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Final Page Part Two

Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.

Wed, Oct 28 12:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Band or DJ

Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.

Wed, Oct 28 12:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Ring Up

Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.

Wed, Oct 28 1:00 AM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Wed, Oct 28 3:30 AM

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine.

Wed, Oct 28 6:00 AM

The Golden Life

I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

Wed, Oct 28 7:30 AM

The Golden Life

I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

Wed, Oct 28 8:30 AM

Hot Goss: The Golden Life Edition

Kelly Bensimon & Sonja Morgan

Sonja Morgan and Kelly Bensimon reveal details behind their risqué life philosophy, Sonja's decision to take a break from booze, and Kelly's unexpected three-way date as they spill all the hot goss from Episode Two of The Golden Life.

Wed, Oct 28 9:00 AM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 28 10:30 AM

The Golden Life

I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

Wed, Oct 28 11:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Wed, Oct 28 12:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Wed, Oct 28 12:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Wed, Oct 28 1:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Wed, Oct 28 1:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Wed, Oct 28 2:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Wed, Oct 28 2:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Wed, Oct 28 3:00 PM

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Wed, Oct 28 3:30 PM

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Wed, Oct 28 4:00 PM

The Golden Life

Golden Years in a Golden Place

The women pick up where they left off. Sonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda, Ramona introduces the ladies to Palm Beach's rules, Kelly looks for love, and Luann's boyfriend gets an extra-warm welcome.

Wed, Oct 28 5:30 PM

The Golden Life

I Need a Mocktail

Sonja's moment with Luann's boyfriend puts the longtime friends at odds; Kelly dives into Palm Beach dating, only to land in Sonja's crosshairs; Avery urges Ramona to play peacemaker as friendships start to fracture.

Wed, Oct 28 6:30 PM

Cocktail Wars

Mocktails & Mayhem

The drinks are spicy, and so is the drama when Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan from The Golden Life invade Cocktail Wars on this season finale episode.

Wed, Oct 28 7:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Bad Crazy

Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.

Wed, Oct 28 7:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Ashtray

When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.

Wed, Oct 28 8:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Weekend at Barney's

After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.

Wed, Oct 28 8:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Fortress

Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.

Wed, Oct 28 9:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Time Travelers

Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.

Wed, Oct 28 9:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Romeward Bound

Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.

Wed, Oct 28 10:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Bro Mitzvah

The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

Wed, Oct 28 10:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Something Old

Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.

Wed, Oct 28 11:00 PM

How I Met Your Mother

Something New

As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.

Wed, Oct 28 11:30 PM

How I Met Your Mother

The Locket

Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.

Thu, Oct 29 12:00 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Coming Back

Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.

Thu, Oct 29 12:30 AM

How I Met Your Mother

Last Time in New York

Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.

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