Family Guy
V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
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V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
Veteran Guy
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
``Family Guy`` Through the Years
A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.
Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.
HTTPete
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Yo Leela Leela
Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after her series creation.
Fry Am the Egg Man
Fry's good intentions backfire when when he nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a monster.
All the Presidents' Heads
The crew alters history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution.
Cold Warriors
Disaster ensues when a sneezing Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, after it has been gone for 500 years.
Church Hopping
When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.
24 Hour Propane People
When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work.
The Texas Panhandler
Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants.
Hank's Bully
The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place.
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The inspirational true story of Kurt Warner, who overcomes years of challenges and setbacks to become a two-time NFL MVP, Super Bowl champion, and Hall of Fame quarterback.
One man must race against time to stop history's worst tyrants and criminal masterminds from starting a war and wiping out millions of people.
A top-secret spy agency recruits an uncouth but promising street kid into its highly competitive training program, just as a twisted technological genius threatens the world.
Brunchsquatch
Bob's Burgers begins serving brunch to compete with Jimmy Pesto, but it quickly turns to chaos; Tina, Gene, and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder's brother.
The Silence of the Louise
Mr. Frond's therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked; Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case; Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business.
The Wolf of Wharf Street
On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town; an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.
Sit Me Baby One More Time
Tina's new baby-sitting enterprise is quickly derailed by her nemesis Tammy; Bob and Linda check out a competitor's restaurant that is known for its burgers.
Thanks-hoarding
Teddy's family unexpectedly announces they're coming for Thanksgiving; the preparation proves challenging; Teddy is discovered to be a hoarder.
The Bleakening
Linda begins questioning guests at her party after her prized ornaments are stolen; the kids suspect the anti-Santa.
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.
Married With Cancer
Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
Dead Dog Walking
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
Pal Stewie
Stewie quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party; Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.
Big Trouble in Little Quahog
After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.
Regarding Carter
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care.
Stand by Meg
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school.
The Griffin Winter Games
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
Con Heiress
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
Pawtucket Pete
The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.
Overclockwise
Bender is boosted into a god-like entity capable of predicting the future; Leela reaches a decision about her relationship with Fry.
Reincarnation
The series is reimagined in three distinct animation styles during the eighth season.
The Bots and the Bees
Bender becomes a father when he has a child with the office soda machine.
A Farewell to Arms
An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012, spurring an evacuation from Earth.
Edu-macating Lucky
Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement.
The Peggy Horror Picture Show
Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood.
SerPUNt
Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet.
Blood and Sauce
Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe.
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Shocking surprises await a couple when they travel to a coastal island to sample a chef's lavish menu at an exclusive restaurant.
A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.
Homerazzi
A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.
Marge Gamer
When Marge starts using the Internet, she joins a popular role-playing fantasy game; Homer volunteers to referee Lisa's soccer game.
The Boys of Bummer
Bart leads his Little League team to the championship game; a department store owner hires Homer as a salesman.
Crook and Ladder
Maggie causes destruction in the house after Marge throws away her pacifier; Homer becomes a volunteer firefighter.
Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
After rescuing Homer when he is lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper goes to police-dog academy.
You Kent Always Say What You Want
Ned wages an anti-indecency campaign against Kent Brockman.
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
After a trip on Mr. Burns' private plane, Homer enlists the aid of a life coach to help him find a job that allows him to use a corporate jet.
V for Valentine-detta
After a rough breakup on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better; Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.
Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien
When a new playground game is introduced, the school's social hierarchy is turned upside-down; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all the stops to perfect her storyteller persona.
The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
The kids set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which is rumored to be hidden at their school; Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.
Sleeping With the Frenemy
Tina sets Tammy up with Brett, a boy from out of town; Gene loses his baby tooth and must find a replacement to complete Linda's collection.
The Hurt Soccer
After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game; Linda and Gene seize an opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.
Cheer up Sleepy Gene
Gene gets invited to his first sleepover, and things don't go as planned; Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more.
The Trouble With Doubles
Bob and Linda's double date takes a disastrous turn when the couples get trapped; Louise hosts a zombie movie night, but when the zombies turn out to be too scary, Tina must take charge.
Go Tina on the Mountain
The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain; Tina meets a hermit living in the woods; Bob and Linda experience what it's like to be empty nesters.
Hefty Shades of Gray
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.
Trump Guy
Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump.
Bri, Robot
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
Trans-Fat
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson.
Family Guy Lite
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland; Lois tries to write a romantic fantasy novel.
No Giggity, No Doubt
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter.
You Can't Handle the Booth!
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
Island Adventure
In search of Stewie's big wheel tricycle, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea; Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game.
Throw It Away
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.
Girl, Internetted
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following; Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.
Decision 3012
Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.
The Thief of Baghead
Bender wants to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen so he joins the paparazzi.
Zapp Dingbat
Leela becomes upset when both her parents split up and her mother begins to go out with Zapp Brannigan.
The Butterjunk Effect
Amy and Leela become addicted to nectar, a nutritional supplement that boosts their performance in the future sport of Butterfly Derby.
Luanne Gets Lucky
Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her.
Hank Gets Dusted
Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show.
Glen Peggy Glen Ross
When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office.
Passion of the Dautrieve
When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities.
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Hank's Dirty Laundry
Hank tries to clear his name when his credit rating hits an all-time low. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
The Final Shinsult
Hank's father visits and has a car accident; Dale and Cotton scheme to steal from a museum. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss.
Homer of Seville
After Homer injures himself in a fall, he develops a talent as an opera singer.
Midnight Towboy
Marge undergoes a counseling program that helps parents raise their children to be independent at an early age; Homer becomes a tow-truck driver.
I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Caught in a bank robbery, Marge convinces the criminal to turn himself in by promising to visit him in jail.
Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Homer, living a double life as a secret agent, must kill Kent Brockman; Bart and Lisa help Kodos reconnect with his home planet; Flanders decides to spook Springfield's children.
Little Orphan Millie
Milhouse starts to act like a man when he thinks his parents died at sea; Homer cannot remember the color of Marge's eyes.
Husbands and Knives
A friendly comic-book buff treats Bart, Lisa and Milhouse like royalty; Marge launches a gym for ordinary women.
Funeral for a Fiend
TV commercials influence the Simpsons to go to a rib restaurant where Sideshow Bob is waiting in a hoax to lure them to their doom.
Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
When a drink erases the last 24 hours of his memory, Homer seeks help to try to piece together the events that led to his family being gone.
E. Pluribus Wiggum
Homer destroys Springfield's fast-food district; Mayor Quimby decides to have an early election.
That '90s Show
When Bart and Lisa unearth Marge's diploma from Springfield University, Marge reminisces about her college days, when she dated a pretentious professor and Homer became a music star.
Love, Springfieldian Style
To celebrate Valentine's Day, Homer takes Marge to the tunnel of love at a carnival, but when Bart pulls a prank they become stranded; Homer tries to cheer Marge up by telling her a love story.
The Debarted
Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.
Dial ``N`` for Nerder
Marge hires a nutritionist, who puts Homer on a diet, but Homer decides to sneak in snacks on the side; the prank Bart and Lisa play on Martin Prince goes wrong.
Smoke on the Daughter
Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy; Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.
Papa Don't Leech
When Mayor Quimby realizes the city of Springfield has gone broke, Lisa goes through the town's financial records and discovers millions in uncollected city taxes; Marge reluctantly allows a fugitive to stay with the family.
Apocalypse Cow
Bart tries to save a cow from the slaughterhouse; Homer and Marge devise a plan to stop Bart from getting married.
Any Given Sundance
When Lisa enters a documentary about her family in the Sundance Film Festival, Homer, Marge and Bart are embarrassed by the candid look at their lives.
Mona Leaves-a
When Homer's mother dies unexpectedly, he decides to fulfill her final wishes by scattering her ashes over Lake Watershed at Springfield Monument Park.
All About Lisa
As Krusty's new assistant, Lisa steals the spotlight and gets a TV show of her own; Homer and Bart bond over their newfound love of coin collecting.
Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes
Homer is sent to jail after a brawl at the Springfield St. Patrick's Day parade; Marge unwittingly begins working at an erotic bakery.
Lost Verizon
Bart takes a job at a country club retrieving golf balls to help save up money to buy a cell phone; while watching celebrities at the course, Bart finds Denis Leary's cell phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary.
Double Double Boy in Trouble
Lenny wins the lottery and invites the Simpson family to a celebratory party at a luxurious hotel; Bart meets his exact look-alike, Simon, a member of the richest family in Springfield, and they decide to switch places.
Adam West High
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school ``Adam West High,`` to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor; the race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian.
Yacht Rocky
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
Bri-Da
Peter and his friends are tired of forgetting the lucrative business ideas they come up with while drinking; they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move; Quagmire tries to come to terms with a family development.
Absolutely Babulous
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won; Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
Disney's The Reboot
After the network decides it is time to reboot the series, three versions of the reboot are shown to a focus group, which produces some feedback.
Cat Fight
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down; when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp to find their way.
Peter & Lois' Wedding
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening; Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
Heart Burn
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.
Shanksgiving
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested; a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
Christmas Is Coming
Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa; Brian must help Stewie process the experience.
Connie's Celica
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
Short Cuts
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates.
Grand Theft Arlen
Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test.
Peggy's Gone to Pots
When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale.
Hair Today, Gone Today
When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss.
Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
Lucky's Wedding Suit
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
Suite Smell of Excess
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.
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Leanne's Saga
Luanne's mother gets out of jail, stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill. Guest voice of David Herman. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Junkie Business
The man Hank hires as an assistant turns out to be a recovering drug addict. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of David Herman.
Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
Bobby gets a job at the local NASCAR raceway; Boomhauer realizes his dream of driving a pace car. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.
Peggy's Turtle Song
Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons. Guest voices of Tammy Wynette and Ani DiFranco.
Propane Boom I
Hank takes a job in the propane department of a chain store and is involved in a large explosion. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman
Three of the four people involved in the Mega Lo Mart blast survive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
And They Call It Bobby Love
Bobby becomes insanely jealous when an older girl in school, who finds him funny, dances with other boys.
Peggy's Headache
Peggy tries to inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn through an anonymous newspaper column.
Pregnant Paws
Hank and Peggy think about having another child after trying to help their dog with breeding problems.
Next of Shin
Hank and Peggy want another child; Cotton flees to Vegas after his wife, Didi, informs him that she's pregnant.
Peggy's Pageant Fever
Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices of Erik Estrada, Mary Kay Place, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland.
Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
Hank and the boys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.
Lisa the Iconoclast
As Springfield prepares for its bicentennial celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder.
Lost Our Lisa
Lisa gets lost after taking the bus alone to the museum.
Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
Homer affects the way trendy people eat when he becomes a local food critic, until he starts giving restaurants bad reviews.
HOMR
An operation to remove a crayon wedged in Homer's brain makes him intelligent.
The Dad Who Knew Too Little
Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.
See Homer Run
Homer's reaction to Lisa's Father's Day book causes her to develop a disappointment disorder.
The War of Art
When Marge and Homer buy a painting at the Van Houtens' yard sale, the couples find themselves at odds when the painting turns out to be worth a lot of money.
Brick Like Me
Homer must figure out what to do when he wakes up to a world where everything and everyone is made out of Lego bricks.
Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party; Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections.
Boywatch
Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards but struggles with the training; business booms when Bob and Linda offer free Wi-Fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyberattack.
As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps
When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belchers' alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf; Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.
Mo Mommy Mo Problems
The Belchers attend open houses for the free food; Linda meets a charming real estate agent and agrees to a private showing; the kids stumble upon an unexpected surprise; the family ends up getting involved with a real estate scheme.
Mission Impos-slug-ble
Louise's extensive card collection gets confiscated at school, and she devises a plan to get them back; Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance despite an unfortunate incident that happened years ago.
Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
As Bob wonders about the worth of working in the restaurant business, a couple who fell in love at the restaurant asks the Belchers to cater their wedding; when things don't go as planned, Linda tries to save the day.
Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now
Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina disguises herself as a boy and sneaks into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him; Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.
The Taking of Funtime One Two Three
Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan to get the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade; Teddy convinces Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.
Treehouse of Horror XIX
Homer kills celebrities, so their likenesses can be exploited free-of-charge; Lisa and Milhouse go to a pumpkin patch and wait for the appearance of the Grand Pumpkin.
Dangerous Curves
The Simpson family takes a vacation at a cabin in the woods; Homer and Marge recall their courtship and the early years of their marriage.
Undergrounded
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.
Rich Old Stewie
Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.
The Movement
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.
Baby Stewie
Stewie builds a machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but it transforms him into what he should have always been, an actual baby.
The Six Million Dollar Mon
Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mighty mechanical upgrades.
Fun on a Bun
Fry finds himself the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident.
Free Will Hunting
As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.
Near-Death Wish
The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.
31st Century Fox
Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.
Viva Mars Vegas
The Planet Express crew escape to Mars Vegas for the weekend, only to run afoul of Robot Mafia, who is looking to recover a debt.
Naturama
Bender and the crew are featured in a nature documentary show called ``Mutual of Omicron's Wild Universe``; they appear as different animals in each segment with voice-over narration.
Forty Percent Leadbelly
Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.
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A clue to mankind's origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.
Crew members (Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup) of the colony ship Covenant encounter a hostile alien life-form after traveling to a dark and dangerous planet on the far side of the galaxy.
Accused of murder, a man (Justin Timberlake) must figure out how to bring down a system where time is money, enabling the wealthy to live forever, while the poor must beg for each minute of life.
When a new global ice-age threatens the world, a climatologist tries to figure out a way to save humanity, and attempts to get to his young son in New York.
Tweentrepreneurs
Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club; Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.
Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street
The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit.
Live and Let Fly
The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.
Start Me Up
Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.
Coma Guy
Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident and he ends up in a coma.
Better Off Meg
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.
Holly Bibble
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.
Mac and Dennis Tear Their ACLs
After a Christmas card catastrophe, Charlie nurses a bedridden Mac and Dennis and deliberates on which one is the originator of all their ideas; Dee and Frank are tired of being the bottom of the communication ladder and decide to flip the script.
Stewie's First Word
Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.
The Talented Mr. Stewie
Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.
Boys & Squirrels
Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.
CutawayLand
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
La Famiglia Guy
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.
2-D Blacktop
Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.
T.: The Terrestrial
After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.
Fry and Leela's Big Fling
Fry and Leela try to get some privacy, but their romantic vacation goes very wrong.
The Inhuman Torch
Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.
Bobby Rae
Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl.
The Powder Puff Boys
Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA.
Four Wave Intersection
When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the ``Heat-Waver.``
Death Picks Cotton
Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant.
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A widower (Matt Damon) relocates his family to a dilapidated zoo and, with the help of its eclectic staff, works to restore the facility to its former glory.
Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) joins forces with Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams), Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams) and others to prevent four of history's worst villains from conquering the world.
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
Lisa discovers her incredible talent for solving crossword puzzles and enters a tournament; Homer goes to cheer Lisa on and discovers underground betting on the competition.
MyPods and Boomsticks
Homer thinks Bart's new friend is orchestrating a terrorist plot and tries to warn the residents of Springfield about the imminent disaster.
The Burns and the Bees
Lisa fights to save Springfield's bee population when Mr. Burns' plans for a new sports arena endangers it.
Lisa the Drama Queen
A creative new friend named Juliet (guest voice Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world.
Bobby Driver
Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town after she convinces him to help her get revenge; the kids attend a lavish ``Gatsby``-themed birthday party; Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.
I Bob Your Pardon
The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.
Roller? I Hardly Know Her!
Gene is livid when his best friend Alex ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone is stalking the restaurant.
UFO No You Didn't
Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message; Bob attempts to sell mini coatracks he bought.
Better off Sled
Teenagers take over the Belchers' sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war; Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.
Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's
When Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils, Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued; Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.
The Helen Hunt
The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.
Bed, Bob and Beyond
A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused; Tina, Louise and Gene tell their own story as a distraction from awkward tension.
Every Which Way but Goose
Tina, discouraged by not being asked to the prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park; Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.
The Fresh Princ-ipal
Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be principal for a day; Teddy has a unique suggestion to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers.
Meg's Wedding
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.
Wild Wild West
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be; upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.
Pawtucket Pat
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.
The First No L
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins try to save Christmas on their own.
Fecal Matters
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse; he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, the Giant Chicken, is admitted; Brian has an identity crisis.
Boy's Best Friend
Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic Corvette.
And Then There's Fraud
After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business; Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery but ends up taking it too far.
PeTerminator
Stewie designs a ``Terminator`` Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli; when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.
The Marrying Kind
Stewie gets a mail order bride and experiences domestic life; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
Customer of the Week
After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.
Saturday Morning Fun Pit
The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.
Calculon 2.0
To bring his favorite actor back to life, Bender goes grave robbing.
Assie Come Home
Bender searches the universe for his missing shiny metal rear end.
Leela and the Genestalk
Leela discovers a secret genetic engineering facility after a rare condition causes her to grow tentacles.
Raise the Steaks
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.
Tears of an Inflatable Clown
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
The Minh Who Knew Too Much
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
Dream Weaver
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
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Deployed to Iraq, First Sgt. Charles Monroe King keeps a journal of love and advice for his infant son. Back at home, Dana Canedy revisits the story of her unlikely, life-altering relationship with King and his enduring devotion to his family.
Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl (Emma Stone) turns her small town on its ear by interviewing Black women who work for prominent white families.
Roamin' Bob-iday
The family forces Bob to take a much-needed day off, only for him to wind up working at a local sandwich shop; Linda and the kids throw a last-minute baby shower at the restaurant for a female biker group.
What About Blob?
Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.
If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?
The kids visit a marionette theater for a school field trip, and Louise gets on the theater owner's bad side; Bob takes pity on a guy who's handing out flyers in front of the restaurant.
Long Time Listener, First Time Bob
When Bob meets his personal hero -- a renegade radio DJ who refuses to compromise -- the Belchers get in over their heads while trying to help him stage a comeback.
The Gene Mile
When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away; Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center.
P.T.A. It Ain't So
Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A.; Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.
Yes Without My Zeke
When Zeke gets into trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. try to prevent him from being sent to a disciplinary school; Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. to herself; Randy rents out Bob's Burgers to shoot a film.
The Ring (But Not Scary)
Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved.
Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus
Unable to afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging; Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower.
Motor, She Boat
Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race; Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills; Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.
Pig Trouble in Little Tina
Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle a giant ball of ear wax.
Who's Brian Now?
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins; he discovers his original family is rich and he struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.
Young Parent Trap
Lois and Peter are mistaken for young parents by another couple at Stewie's school; they are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.
Meg Goes to College
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
Family Cat
A DIY mishap leads to a stray cat wandering into the house; Meg becomes attached to it quickly, while Brian tries to convince her that the furry feline is evil.
Tales of Former Sports Glory
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments; Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba; Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York; Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.
LASIK Instinct
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.
Rock Hard
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
Must Love Dogs
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over; Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.
80's Guy
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter re-creates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.
Brief Encounter
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
Game of Tones
The crew seeks the meaning of a strange alien melody by taking a journey into Fry's dreams.
Murder on the Planet Express
The crew is trapped aboard the ship with a terrifying alien creature.
Stench and Stenchibility
Dr. Zoidberg meets the love of his life; Bender performs in a deadly tap dancing competition.
Meanwhile
Fry asks Leela to marry him; the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time.
Doggone Crazy
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
Trans-Fascism
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
Three Men and a Bastard
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
Accidental Terrorist
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
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Four members of a neighborhood-watch group discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites.
Bob and Linda struggle to keep their hamburger business afloat as the kids try to solve a mystery. Animated.
Take My Life, Please
Homer wonders what life would have been like if he had been elected class president in high school.
How the Test Was Won
Bart is told he is exempt from taking the Vice President's Assessment Test after receiving a perfect score on a practice test; Homer, late on making an insurance payment, tries to avoid accidents.
No Loan Again, Naturally
When Homer and Marge's adjustable-rate mortgage skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale.
Gone Maggie Gone
After nuns at a convent take Maggie in, Lisa comes up with a plan to rescue her.
In the Name of the Grandfather
The family takes Grandpa to Ireland for a last pint at his favorite pub, where Homer and Grandpa decide to buy the business and hire Moe to run it.
Legends of the Mall
On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants.
The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now
Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works.
Land of the Loft
Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night; the kids challenge their babysitter and face the storm in an ice cream truck.
Now We're Not Cooking With Gas
Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving.
All That Gene
Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part.
Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas
Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina.
Drumforgiven
Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor.
A Fish Called Tina
Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor; Bob and Linda test out the gym next door.
Three Girls and a Little Wharfy
Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth-grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster; Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef.
Wag the Song
Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff; Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street.
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels
When Gayle decides to host an artist workshop in a yurt, Linda feels compelled to support her sister; Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward.
Cootie & the Blowhard
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties; Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
Peterschmidt Manor
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.
The Birthday Bootlegger
A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
The Fatman Always Rings Twice
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
Christmas Crime
When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.
Mister Act
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.
The Lois Quagmire
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.
Lawyer Guy
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
HBO-No
The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: ``Game of Thrones,`` ``Succession`` and ``Big Little Lies.``
Hard Boiled Meg
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
Space Pilot 3000
After a pizza guy wakes up in the year 3000, he is befriended by a robot and one-eyed alien. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy and Dick Clark.
The Series Has Landed
Fry and Leela deliver a package to a lunar amusement park, and Bender finds romance with a farmer's daughter.
I, Roommate
A slovenly Fry moves out of the Planet Express offices and moves in with his robot buddy Bender. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
Love's Labours Lost in Space
While on a mission to rescue animals on a doomed planet, Leela becomes a target for a pushy playboy. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
Lady and Gentrification
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
Behind Closed Doors
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
Six Characters in Search of a House
Peggy hires a ``Hollywood`` family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks.
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Bob and Linda struggle to keep their hamburger business afloat as the kids try to solve a mystery. Animated.
Wedding for Disaster
After learning that their marriage is in-valid, Homer asks Marge to renew their vows, but he mysteriously disappears before the wedding.
Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
Homer tries to spend more time with Maggie; Moe falls for a woman he met on the Internet.
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
Milhouse takes the fall for a prank he and Bart pull together; Bart falls for a volunteer (guest voice Anne Hathaway) at Grampa's nursing home; Lisa predicts Springfield's future and is depressed by what she sees.
Father Knows Worst
Homer decides to closely monitor Bart and Lisa to force them to succeed; Marge finds it difficult to resist the sauna she finds in the basement.
Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh
Marge and Homer rent an apartment in an upscale neighborhood so Lisa and Bart can go to a better school.
Four Great Women and a Manicure
Lisa and Marge engage in a spirited debate at the nail salon.
Coming to Homerica
Homer forms a border patrol group when unemployed workers from Ogdenville come to Springfield.
Homer the Whopper
Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in a feature film.
Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya
Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner; Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.
Just the Trip
The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.
Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage.
The Handyman Can
When Teddy finds himself doubting his abilities as a handyman, the kids build up his confidence.
Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again
Louise must face her fear of public pooping when her class goes on an overnight trip to the aquarium; Linda enlists the family to make a video for her parents' anniversary.
Local She-ro
While trying to show Tina what's great about their town, Linda ends up on the trail of a legendary local singer; Teddy turns to Bob for help in arguing with a sports radio host.
Prank You for Being a Friend
A classmate comes to Louise for lessons in how to get in trouble; Bob reluctantly agrees to bring Jimmy Pesto his hernia medication.
Dream a Little Bob of Bob
Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lockbox key; Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do -- but her.
Worms of In-Rear-Ment
Linda tries to take her family to the symphony on free admission night, but her efforts are thwarted by a pinworm epidemic.
Copa-Bob-bana
Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub; the kids decide to throw a party in the restaurant basement.
Heartbreak Hotel-oween
Louise's plan to get revenge on Halloween for a candy transgression hits a snag when the Belcher kids meet a mysterious elderly woman at a hotel; Linda and a very squeamish Bob donate blood at a vampire-themed blood mobile.
Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School
Tina is put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project, but she makes an enemy when she rejects Tammy's submission; Bob teases Linda over her inability to whistle.
Prescription Heroine
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets addicted to his painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table, which becomes popular in the neighborhood.
All About Alana
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help; she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
Girlfriend, Eh?
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend; Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
First Blood
The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch; Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.
Jersey Bore
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of ``Romeo and Juliet.``
Oscars Guy
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: ``Silence of the Lambs,`` ``American Beauty`` and ``Forrest Gump.``
Bend or Blockbuster
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
A Wife-Changing Experience
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the ``Range Rover`` lifestyle.
The Munchurian Candidate
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
Unzipped Code
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Fear of a Bot Planet
While Bender becomes dizzy with fame on a robot planet, Fry and Leela are in mortal danger. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Fishful of Dollars
Fry discovers that 1,000 years worth of interest has made him a billionaire. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal. Guest voice: Pamela Anderson Lee.
My Three Suns
Fry becomes king of an alien planet after accidentally drinking their liquid ruler. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Big Piece of Garbage
Fry must prevent a giant ball of garbage launched into space in the 21st century from crashing back into Earth.
The Courtship of Joseph's Father
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
Strangeness on a Train
Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train.
Cops & Robert
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment.
It Came From the Garage
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
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Good Hill Hunting
The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Pretty, Pretty Dresses
Hank, Dale and Boomhauer keep an eye on Bill after the holiday blues cause him to attempt suicide. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
A Fire Fighting We Will Go
Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin.
To Spank, With Love
Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.
Bart Gets a Z
Bart and the rest of his class decide to teach Mrs. Krabappel a lesson when she confiscates their cell phones.
The Great Wife Hope
The men of Springfield become obsessed with mixed martial arts; Marge and her friends decide to stage a protest.
Treehouse of Horror XX
Lisa sets out for revenge against Miss Hoover; zombies overrun Springfield; after falling through a trap door at Moe's, Homer becomes half-man, half-brewing apparatus.
The Devil Wears Nada
To raise money for charity, Marge and the Philanthro-Chicks decide to pose for a calendar, but Marge poses after drinking a lot of wine, and the pinups become the talk of the town.
Pranks and Greens
Principal Skinner tells Bart that there is a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever; Bart tracks down the prankster (guest voice Jonah Hill), now 19.
Rednecks and Broomsticks
While wandering in a field after getting lost, Lisa discovers three teenage girls who are practicing Wiccans; Homer hangs out with Cletus and his friends.
Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?
When Lisa tells Bart she has a special sibling bond with Maggie that he will never understand, he asks Homer for a baby brother.
Thursdays With Abie
When a columnist begins interviewing Grampa about his life, Homer becomes jealous of his newfound fame.
Once Upon a Time in Springfield
Milhouse and Bart try to help Krusty regain his popularity after he is forced to restructure the format of his TV show.
Million-Dollar Maybe
Homer misses a date with Marge so he can buy a lottery ticket; after winning the million-dollar jackpot, Homer spoils his family with anonymous gifts.
Boy Meets Curl
Homer and Marge compete as part of a curling team at the 2010 Winter Olympics.
The Color Yellow
When Lisa discovers that her Southern ancestors helped a slave escape to freedom, she presents the story during Black History Month.
Postcards From the Wedge
Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework.
Stealing First Base
Bart and his classmate, Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman), develop a flirtatious rapport; first lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett) comes to Lisa's defense when she is ostracized for being an overachiever.
The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed
Flanders invites the Simpson family to a church retreat in Jerusalem in hopes of redeeming Homer.
American History X-cellent
Mr. Burns is questioned when a police officer sees a stolen painting at the billionaire's estate; Smithers runs the power plant while Mr. Burns is away.
Chief of Hearts
While finishing court-ordered community service, Homer befriends Chief Wiggum; Bart develops an addiction to a Japanese game.
The Squirt and the Whale
The Simpsons build a wind turbine in their backyard; Homer and Lisa try to help a whale beached by a storm.
To Surveil, With Love
When radiation is released into the city, authorities suspend civil liberties; tired of being blonde, Lisa dyes her hair a darker color.
Moe Letter Blues
Moe writes a letter to Homer, the Rev. Lovejoy and Apu, who are on vacation with their children, in which he threatens to run away with one of their wives.
Happy Holo-ween
Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.
The Stewaway
During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record.
Get Stewie
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Carny Knowledge
Peter and Chris finish last in a ``Generation Gap`` game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.
The Candidate
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.
Love Story Guy
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of ``Castaway``, ``Dirty Dancing`` and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Old West
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
Single White Dad
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
White Meg Can't Jump
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Adoptation
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
The Bird Reich
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Life: A Loser's Manual
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
Dia-Bill-ic Shock
Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent.
Earthy Girls Are Easy
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.
Square-Footed Monster
The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a ``McMansion.``
Lost in MySpace
Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business.
No Bobby Left Behind
Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.
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Three Coaches and a Bobby
Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
De-Kahnstructing Henry
When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione.
The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy.
Sleight of Hank
Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta
A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of ``When Animals Attack.`` Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Escape From Party Island
Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break.
Love Hurts and So Does Art
Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon.
Hank's Cowboy Movie
Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Dog Dale Afternoon
The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Revenge of the Lutefisk
When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Homer is laid off when Mr. Burns sells the nuclear plant to a German corporation.
Selma's Choice
Selma decides she wants a baby and conducts a search for the perfect father.
Duffless
Homer fails a breathalyzer test-driving home from a visit to the Duff brewery, and he is forced to quit drinking for a month; Lisa buys a hamster for her school science project.
Treehouse of Horror V
Homer turns the toaster into a time vortex and becomes homicidal when his cable and beer are cut off.
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Bart doubts his grandfather's old war stories until Mr. Burns tries to kill him.
Co-Dependent's Day
After a bender Homer frames Marge for his DUI, and as a result Marge must check into rehab.
The Heartbroke Kid
When Bart endangers his health by bingeing on vending-machine food, the Simpsons turn their home into a hostel in order to afford to send him to a forced starvation facility.
Waiting for Duffman
When Homer wins the competition to become the new Duffman after the old one retires, the sober nature of the job forces him to realize beer isn't as important as he thought.
Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids
The family must figure out how to keep the restaurant open after Bob's flattop breaks on the morning of the Ocean Avenue Business Association's Ocean Fest on Ocean Avenue.
Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid
When Gene can't eat Thanksgiving dinner because of a stomach flu, the family tries to cheer him up.
The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment
When Linda's parents have a layover at an airport nearby, Bob and Linda attempt to turn it into their annual visit.
Mommy Boy
When Linda joins a women's business group, Gene gets possessive of her time; Louise and Tina want to learn how to fight.
Yachty or Nice
When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch; Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.
Romancing the Beef
Louise convinces her parents to cash in on the lucrative Valentine's Day dinner business, even though it means putting Bob and Linda's own Valentine's Day plans on hold; Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.
Die Card, or Card Trying
Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.
An Incon-wheelie-ent Truth
While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told the kids about what really happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.
Mr. Lonely Farts
When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene is accidentally left home alone; Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy whom Bob found on the internet.
Sheshank Redumption
Linda's new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.
The Bob Next Door
Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary.
Judge Me Tender
After displaying a talent for judging contests, Moe is invited to appear on ``American Idol``; Homer gets on Marge's nerves when he spends too much time at home.
A Bottle Episode
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door.
Vat Man & Rob 'Em
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar; Stewie and Brian's plan to collect ``lost dog`` return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
From Russia With Love
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
Adult Education
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
Hell Is Other Robots
Bender is condemned to robot hell after he returns to his old vices. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
A Flight to Remember
Romance and danger follow Bender and Fry on the space cruiser Titanic. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
Mars University
The crew takes a trip to Mars University where the Professor introduces them to his newest experiment.
When Aliens Attack
Aliens threaten to destroy Earth unless they can see the last episode of a lost TV series from the 20th century.
Fry and the Slurm Factory
Fry tours a soft-drink factory and is disgusted when he discovers what Slurm's secret ingredient is. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
I Second That Emotion
Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.
Brannigan, Begin Again
After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.
A Head in the Polls
A couple of clones campaign for the presidency and Bender sells his body to Richard Nixon, who joins the race.
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Four members of a neighborhood-watch group discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites.
The Bob Next Door
Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary.
Judge Me Tender
After displaying a talent for judging contests, Moe is invited to appear on ``American Idol``; Homer gets on Marge's nerves when he spends too much time at home.
Elementary School Musical
Marge sends Lisa to a performing arts camp, where counselors and fellow campers inspire her to embrace her creative side; upon returning to Springfield, Lisa grows restless with her boring suburban lifestyle.
Loan-a-Lisa
Grampa gives each family member a portion of his savings; Lisa worries that Nelson's instant success with a new business venture might lure him away from continuing his education.
MoneyBART
Lisa starts coaching Bart's Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.
Treehouse of Horror XXI
Worried about the effects of violent video games, Marge encourages Bart and Milhouse to play board games; Lisa becomes smitten with a new student, a vampire; while on a second honeymoon, Homer and Marge rescue a castaway who escaped from his ship.
Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
Fearing that she will end up like Marge, Lisa pledges to focus solely on her academics and not get distracted by other things; Bart puts Nelson in his place and unintentionally earns the title of school bully.
The Fool Monty
Mr. Burns becomes distraught at the town's apathetic reaction to the announcement that he has only weeks to live; Bart secretly takes Burns into the family's home.
How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?
After Bart nurses an injured bird back to health, Homer enters it in a race.
The Fight Before Christmas
When the rest of the family seems to lack Christmas spirit, Marge contacts Martha Clause (guest voice Martha Stewart).
When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush; Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.
Fingers-loose
Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend; Bob and Linda try to come up with a way for Teddy to sneak food into a movie theater.
Some Kind of Fender Benderful
When Bob gets into a four-car fender bender right outside the restaurant, he realizes finding out who is at fault will not be as simple as he had thought.
Bridge Over Troubled Rudy
When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she ropes her siblings into an adventure; Mort tries to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy how to meditate.
Steal Magazine-olias
The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the restaurant's window.
Tell Me Dumb Thing Good
Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition; Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.
Vampire Disco Death Dance
After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite vampire movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along; Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.
Manic Pixie Crap Show
Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade; a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.
Crystal Mess
In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers; Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
Death Has a Shadow
After Peter gets fired following a riotous bachelor party, he receives a check for $150,000 from the welfare department.
I Never Met the Dead Man
Peter crashes into a satellite dish, knocking out the city's cable TV; Stewie schemes to eradicate all vegetables.
Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Meg unknowingly attends a cult meeting on Stewie's first birthday, and the cult leader follows her home.
Mind Over Murder
Peter turns the basement into a bar when he is placed under house arrest; Stewie builds a time machine.
A Hero Sits Next Door
Perturbed Peter decides to steal his new neighbor's limelight by foiling a bank robbery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of Jennifer Tilly and Patrick Warburton.
Frank's Team: A Dark Day for Baseball
In an effort to clean up their image, Paddy's sponsors a local Little League team. But when The Gang spots softness in their franchise, they impose a radical new culture: win no matter what and do whatever it takes to get ahead.
The Son Also Draws
Peter has to prove he has American Indian blood in him to win back Lois' gambling losses at a reservation casino.
Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Brian takes the bully pulpit to argue for his rights after Peter enters him in a dog show. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Dick Van Patten.
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Robin Leach.
Holy Crap
Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice: Colm Meaney.
Da Boom
Peter and his family take cover in the basement on New Year's Eve and emerge to find a different world.
Xmas Story
Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.
Put Your Head on My Shoulders
When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
The Lesser of Two Evils
The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.
No Bobby Left Behind
Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.
A Bill Full of Dollars
Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.
Straight as an Arrow
When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.
Lucky See Monkey Do
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.
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Bob and Linda struggle to keep their hamburger business afloat as the kids try to solve a mystery. Animated.
The combination of Homer (Dan Castellaneta), his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. Animated.
Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.
Donnie Fatso
Homer ends up in the Springfield penitentiary after getting caught bribing an official; an FBI investigator (guest voice Jon Hamm) offers Homer a way to reduce his jail time.
Moms I'd Like to Forget
Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with; Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun.
The Pumpkinening
When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.
Driving Big Dummy
Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy; Linda and the kids compete for the title of employee of the day.
Seven-tween Again
Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth; Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser Gretchen's wrath.
Beach, Please
When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder; Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look.
Loft in Bedslation
Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day; Bob and Gene host a group of gamers.
Stuck in the Kitchen With You
When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year; Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents.
FOMO You Didn't
Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment; a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit.
Gene's Christmas Break
After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy; Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
Touch of Eval(uations)
Louise realizes the new plan for student evaluating teachers has shifted the power at school from teacher to student; Bob and Linda find they don't agree on where their final resting place should be.
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda
Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant; the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict babysitter.
Brian in Love
Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet.
Love Thy Trophy
The Griffins and their neighbors build an award-winning float, but the trophy disappears; Child Services takes Stewie from the family.