IFC HD TV Schedule

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Lamont as Othello

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Libra Rising All Over Lamont

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fred, the Reluctant Fingerman

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Presenting the Three Degrees

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 AM

Sanford and Son

This Little TV Went to Market

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Is That You?

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fuentes, Fuentes, Sanford & Chico

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Superflyer

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Engagement

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 AM

Sanford and Son

The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 AM

Sanford and Son

A House Is Not a Poolroom

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Grady, the Star Boarder

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Wine, Women and Aunt Esther

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

Tue, Jul 14 12:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 PM

Sanford and Son

This Land Is Whose Land?

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 PM

Night Court

Danny Got His Gun

Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 PM

Night Court

Fire

A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 PM

Night Court

Harry and the Tramp

Harry (Harry Anderson) is shocked to learn that his date (guest star Wendy Schaal) is a former porn star. Bobbi Jo Latham also guest stars.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 PM

Night Court

Educating Rhoda

A bungling bailiff trainee (guest star Denny Dillon) lets a psychotic mental patient (guest star Nana Visitor) escape.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 PM

Night Court

The Last Temptation of Mac

An ill-timed clench with another woman (Renee Jones) throws Mac's (Charlie Robinson) Thanksgiving into chaos. With Denice Kumagai.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 PM

Night Court

The Law Club

Dan's admission into a prestigious law club hinges on Christine's reaction to his sponsor's advances.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 PM

Night Court

Night Court of the Living Dead

Christine (Markie Post), declared dead by a computer, is relegated to assisting her replacement. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 PM

Night Court

The Night Court Before Christmas

Roz (Marsha Warfield) faces Christmas in jail after defying a mean-spirited toy magnate (Jordan Charney). John Astin guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 PM

Night Court

Mental Giant

Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 PM

Night Court

Rock-a-bye Baby

Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 PM

Night Court

Clip Show

Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 PM

Night Court

Clip Show

A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 PM

Night Court

The Trouble Is Not in Your Set

The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 PM

Night Court

The Game Show

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 AM

Night Court

This Old Man

The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 AM

Night Court

Strange Bedfellows

When Harry (Harry Anderson) finally meets Mel Torme, he gives his idol the flu. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 AM

Night Court

From Snoop to Nuts

Christine (Markie Post) is suspicious when Harry (Harry Anderson) secretly takes part in a government sting operation. John Astin guest stars.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 AM

Night Court

From Snoop to Nuts

Harry's (Harry Anderson) sting operation is successful; potential killers run loose in the courthouse. John Astin guest stars as Buddy Ryan.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 AM

Night Court

Pen Pal

Roz (Marsha Warfield) falls for Christine's (Markie Post) convict pen pal, unaware that he escaped while on furlough. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 AM

Night Court

Not My Type

Christine (Markie Post) reluctantly agrees to be Art's date for the Buffalo Lodge Ball. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 AM

Night Court

Yet Another Day in the Life

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the staff must try the overflow of cases by midnight. Roy Brocksmith guest stars. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 AM

Night Court

Life With Buddy

Harry's (Harry Anderson) life is thrown into turmoil when his eccentric father (John Astin) moves in with him. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 AM

Night Court

If I Were a Rich Man

Bull (Richard Moll) saves a rich man's life, and Dan (John Larroquette) wants a piece of the action. With Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 15 10:30 AM

Night Court

The Cop and the Lady

Christine (Markie Post) falls for an undercover officer (Ray Abruzzo) when they are locked in the court records vault together. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 11:00 AM

Night Court

Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King

Harry celebrates his favorite holiday, Halloween, by pulling ghoulish pranks on the night court staff.

Wed, Jul 15 11:30 AM

Night Court

Blue Suede Bull

Dan (John Larroquette) returns a favor from Bull (Richard Moll) by agreeing to coach him in the arena of love. Denny Dillon guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 PM

Night Court

For Love or Money

Harry (Harry Anderson) learns Buddy (John Astin) neglected to tell his bride-to-be (Karen Morrow) that he was institutionalized for 20 years.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 PM

Night Court

Auntie Maim

Harry (Harry Anderson) must deal with a flamboyant former actress (Magda Harout) accused of assaulting a policeman. Also guest stars Della Reese. With John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 PM

Night Court

Branded

Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 PM

Night Court

Branded

Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Night Out

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 PM

Three's Company

Helen's Job

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Alone Together

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 PM

Three's Company

Cyrano de Tripper

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Stanley Casanova

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Uncle

Jack's uncle pays the rent with a bad check.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Janet's High School Sweetheart

Janet runs into her high-school sweetheart.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Three's Christmas

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Gift

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Baby Sitters

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 PM

Three's Company

The Rivals

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Home Movies

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack in the Flower Shop

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack's Navy Pal

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Will the Real Jack Tripper ...

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 PM

Three's Company

Days of Beer and Weeds

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Wed, Jul 15 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Wed, Jul 15 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Wed, Jul 15 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey or Fish

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Thu, Jul 16 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Thu, Jul 16 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Thu, Jul 16 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Thu, Jul 16 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Thu, Jul 16 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Thu, Jul 16 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Thu, Jul 16 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Thu, Jul 16 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

Thu, Jul 16 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a prenup.

Thu, Jul 16 6:00 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy Come Home

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

Thu, Jul 16 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Bird Song

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Thu, Jul 16 7:00 AM

Three's Company

Coffee, Tea or Jack?

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Thu, Jul 16 7:30 AM

Three's Company

Good Old Reliable Janet

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Double Date

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Thu, Jul 16 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy and the Guru

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Thu, Jul 16 9:00 AM

Three's Company

Love Diary

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Thu, Jul 16 9:30 AM

Three's Company

The Fast

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 AM

Three's Company

Helen's Rendezvous

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 AM

Three's Company

My Sister's Keeper

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 AM

Three's Company

Chrissy's New Boss

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 AM

Three's Company

Larry's Bride

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancee.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 PM

Three's Company

The Party's Over

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 PM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Thu, Jul 16 2:45 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Thu, Jul 16 7:45 PM

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

Fri, Jul 17 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 AM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Fri, Jul 17 8:15 AM

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Fri, Jul 17 10:30 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Fri, Jul 17 12:45 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 PM

The Karate Kid Part II (1986)

Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Fri, Jul 17 8:45 PM

Road House (1989)

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Fri, Jul 17 11:30 PM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:30 AM

Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer (Patrick Swayze) romances a doctor (Kelly Lynch) and tames the whole town.

Sat, Jul 18 11:00 AM

The Three Stooges

Pardon My Scotch

The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.

Sat, Jul 18 11:05 AM

The Three Stooges

Pop Goes the Easel

The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.

Sat, Jul 18 11:15 AM

Night Court

Attack of the Mac Snacks

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty ``Mac Snacks`` are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sat, Jul 18 11:45 AM

Point Break (1991)

An FBI agent (Keanu Reeves) turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents.

Sat, Jul 18 2:45 PM

Red Dawn (1984)

Colorado teens (Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson) fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III.

Sat, Jul 18 5:30 PM

Hot Shots! (1991)

A top-gun pilot (Charlie Sheen) keeps up with his rival (Cary Elwes) and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend (Valeria Golino).

Sat, Jul 18 7:30 PM

Major League II (1994)

Cleveland's new coach (Tom Berenger) whips his lackluster baseball players (Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen) into winning shape.

Sat, Jul 18 10:00 PM

The Three Musketeers (1993)

Swordsmen Aramis (Charlie Sheen), Athos (Kiefer Sutherland), Porthos and D'Artagnan (Chris O'Donnell) foil Cardinal Richelieu's plot to assassinate the king.

Sun, Jul 19 12:30 AM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Sun, Jul 19 2:45 AM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 AM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 AM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 10:15 AM

Night Court

Passion Plundered

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Sun, Jul 19 10:45 AM

Night Court

Amour or Less

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go under cover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Sun, Jul 19 11:15 AM

Night Court

Razing Bull

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

Sun, Jul 19 11:45 AM

Groundhog Day (1993)

February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical TV weatherman (Bill Murray) sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa.

Sun, Jul 19 2:15 PM

Stripes (1981)

A lazy New York cabby (Bill Murray) quits his job and convinces his bored buddy (Harold Ramis) they should join the Army.

Sun, Jul 19 4:45 PM

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Joliet Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band.

Sun, Jul 19 7:45 PM

Spaceballs (1987)

President Skroob (Mel Brooks) pits evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf (John Candy).

Sun, Jul 19 9:45 PM

The Princess Bride (1987)

A storybook stableboy turns pirate (Cary Elwes) and rescues his beloved (Robin Wright), who is about to marry a dreadful prince.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Luther's new companion in the wake of his dog's death floors Hayden.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 AM

Coach

There's Got to Be a Mourning After

Meddling Hayden tries to persuade Luther to stop dating Doris.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

When the Burleighs visit the Foxes, Hayden learns Howard is keeping a secret.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 AM

Coach

Bye Bye Burleigh

Howard is fired from his job at Minnesota State and looks to Hayden for a job with the Breakers.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 PM

Coach

The Tight End

Hayden and the Breakers play the last game of the season on ``Monday Night Football.``

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 PM

Coach

Nice Guys Get Cut

Hayden faces a difficult decision when he must make room for new recruits.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 PM

Coach

Her Boyfriend's Back

The father (Noah Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's (A.J. Langer) life.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 PM

Coach

The Gardener

Hayden confronts the gardener (Tim Conway) when his backyard plants start to die.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Fred's Cheating Heart

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Party Crasher

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Lamont Goes Karate

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Will the Real Fred Sanford Please Do Something?

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Tyranny, Thy Name Is Grady

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Aunt Esther and Uncle Woodrow Pffttt ...

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 PM

Sanford and Son

The Way to Lamont's Heart

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 PM

Sanford and Son

Hello, Cousin Emma ... Goodbye, Cousin Emma

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The Crush

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 PM

Three's Company

The Kleptomaniac

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 PM

Three's Company

Eleanor's Return

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 PM

Three's Company

The Catered Affair

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Older Woman

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Stanley's Hotline

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 PM

Three's Company

The Harder They Fall

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Best Laid Plans

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Checkbook

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ride-Along

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Family Bed

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Good Girls

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a ``good girl.``

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

T-Ball

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Traffic School

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Six Feet Under

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 AM

Sanford and Son

The Surprise Party

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Ol' Brown Eyes

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Grady and His Lady

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 AM

Sanford and Son

There'll Be Some Changes Made

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Going Out of Business

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Home Sweet Home

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 AM

Sanford and Son

My Kingdom for a Horse

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Sanford and Niece

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Julio and Sister and Nephew

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 AM

Sanford and Son

Fred's Treasure Garden

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 AM

Sanford and Son

Tower Power

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 PM

Sanford and Son

A Little Extra Security

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Merger

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 PM

Sanford and Son

Once a Thief

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford ``treasures`` when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 PM

Sanford and Son

The Stand-In

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 PM

Night Court

Futureman

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 PM

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 PM

Night Court

Wedding Bell Blues

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 PM

Night Court

The Talk Show

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 PM

Night Court

Melvin and Harold

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 PM

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 PM

Night Court

I Said Dance!

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 PM

Night Court

My Three Dads

Harry, Bull and Dan (Harry Anderson, Richard Moll, John Larroquette) all pitch in to help at Christine's (Markie Post) Lamaze class.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 PM

Night Court

Still Another Day in the Life

The court tries to conduct business while loud construction work takes place upstairs. With Harry Anderson and Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 PM

Night Court

A Closer Look

Television viewers get an eyeful when the cameras of ``A Closer Look`` invade Harry's (Harry Anderson) courtroom. Bob Sarlatte guest stars. With Markie Post.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 PM

Night Court

The Blues of the Birth

Christine (Markie Post) goes into labor while she's stuck in a courthouse elevator with Buddy and a stranger (John Astin, Stephen Furst).

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Dan's sister (Susan Diol), who is cut from the same cloth, drops by for a visit and a ``fling.`` With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 PM

Night Court

A Family Affair

Bull (Richard Moll) proposes to Dan's amorous sister (Susan Diol) after being accused of seducing her. With John Larroquette.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 PM

Night Court

When Harry Met Margaret

Harry's (Harry Anderson) first date with court reporter Margaret Turner (Mary Cadorette) is a flop when he follows Dan's (John Larroquette) advice.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 PM

Night Court

Can't Buy Me Love

Dan (John Larroquette) is thrilled to be the prize at a women's club auction -- until he sees the highest bidder. Marilyn McCoo guest stars.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 PM

Night Court

Death Takes a Halloween

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the ``spirit of death`` (Stephen Root) to jail.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Ocu or the Pado?

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Son's Enormous Head

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The Two Finger Rule

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Above Exalted Cyclops

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 AM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 AM

Night Court

Crossroads

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 AM

Night Court

Day Court

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 AM

Night Court

A Night Court at the Opera

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 AM

Night Court

Nobody Says Rat Fink Anymore

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 AM

Night Court

Jail Bait

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 AM

Night Court

It's Just a Joke

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 AM

Night Court

Bringing Down Baby

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 AM

Night Court

Presumed Insolvent

A man (Eric Christmas) who had his money in a failed bank makes a ``withdrawal`` from a bank officer's (John Ingle) home. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 10:30 AM

Night Court

Mama Was a Rolling Stone

Harry (Harry Anderson) and the gang celebrate the return of Bull's seafaring mother (Paddi Edwards) with a whale of a party. With Richard Moll.

Wed, Jul 22 11:00 AM

Night Court

Attachments Included

Bull (Richard Moll) visits a matchmaker (Cathy McAuley); Christine's (Markie Post) nerves are shot after she is served with divorce papers. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 11:30 AM

Night Court

Alone Again, Naturally

Harry (Harry Anderson) decides to propose to Margaret (Mary Cadorette) at Christine's (Markie Post) post-divorce party.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 PM

Night Court

Hey Harry, F'Crying Out Loud -- It's a Wonderful Life ... Sorta

Harry's guardian angel (Mel Torme) shows him how judicial life would be if he left the bench. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 PM

Night Court

To Sleep, No More

Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins a cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 PM

Night Court

With a Little Help From My Friends

Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 PM

Night Court

Mac Takes a Vocation

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack Moves Out

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 PM

Three's Company

The Anniversary Surprise

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 PM

Three's Company

Triangle Troubles

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 PM

Three's Company

The Bake-Off

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 PM

Three's Company

Moving On

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 PM

Three's Company

Stanley, the Ladies' Man

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 PM

Three's Company

Jack on the Lam

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 PM

Three's Company

Love Thy Neighbor

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 PM

Three's Company

The New Landlord

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 PM

Three's Company

Snow Job

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 PM

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 PM

Three's Company

Jack the Ripper

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 PM

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 PM

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 PM

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 PM

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Wed, Jul 22 10:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Wed, Jul 22 11:00 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Wed, Jul 22 11:30 PM

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Thu, Jul 23 12:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thu, Jul 23 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Thu, Jul 23 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Thu, Jul 23 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thu, Jul 23 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Thu, Jul 23 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Thu, Jul 23 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Thu, Jul 23 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Thu, Jul 23 5:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Thu, Jul 23 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Thu, Jul 23 6:00 AM

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 AM

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Thu, Jul 23 7:00 AM

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Thu, Jul 23 7:30 AM

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Thu, Jul 23 8:00 AM

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Thu, Jul 23 8:30 AM

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Thu, Jul 23 9:00 AM

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Thu, Jul 23 9:30 AM

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Thu, Jul 23 10:00 AM

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Thu, Jul 23 10:30 AM

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Thu, Jul 23 11:00 AM

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Thu, Jul 23 11:30 AM

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 PM

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Thu, Jul 23 12:30 PM

Fury (2014)

During World War II, a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 PM

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 PM

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

Fri, Jul 24 5:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Here I Come, Pants!

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

Fri, Jul 24 6:00 AM

Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

The work of a dedicated female CIA operative becomes instrumental in the hunt for and elimination of Osama bin Laden.

Fri, Jul 24 9:30 AM

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies

The boys run a used chariot lot in Egypt.

Fri, Jul 24 9:35 AM

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks

Curly becomes enraged whenever he hears the tune `` Pop Goes the Weasel``; fight manager Moe plans to take full advantage.

Fri, Jul 24 9:45 AM

Black Hawk Down (2001)

U.S. soldiers encounter heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord's associates in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Fri, Jul 24 12:45 PM

The Patriot (2000)

A pacifist farmer (Mel Gibson) of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son (Heath Ledger).

Fri, Jul 24 4:30 PM

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Fri, Jul 24 6:45 PM

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

Fri, Jul 24 9:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Jul 25 12:00 AM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 25 2:15 AM

After their charges have left, staff members of a children's camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

Sat, Jul 25 10:16 AM

The Three Stooges

Three Little Pigskins

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for ``Horsemen of Boulder Dam,`` college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

Sat, Jul 25 10:21 AM

The Three Stooges

Woman Haters

The boys, as three traveling salesmen, vow never to wed, but unbeknownst to Moe and Curly, Larry has recently been married.

Sat, Jul 25 10:31 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Aruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Sat, Jul 25 11:00 AM

Night Court

Fools Rush In

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his ``Phil's Foundation`` funds.

Sat, Jul 25 11:30 AM

Rocky Balboa (2006)

Retired Rocky's (Sylvester Stallone) plan to re-enter the ring for a few small matches escalates into a full-fledged bout with the world's reigning heavyweight.

Sat, Jul 25 1:45 PM

Rocky V (1990)

Broke, punchy and at odds with his son, boxer Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) trains a hungry contender, then must street-fight him.

Sat, Jul 25 4:15 PM

The Replacements (2000)

A football coach (Gene Hackman) and his team's owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike.

Sat, Jul 25 7:00 PM

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student.

Sat, Jul 25 9:15 PM

The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence.

Sun, Jul 26 12:00 AM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sun, Jul 26 2:15 AM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Sun, Jul 26 4:45 AM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Sun, Jul 26 7:00 AM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 26 9:30 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Sun, Jul 26 10:00 AM

Night Court

A Guy Named Phantom

Dan, costumed as the ``Phantom of the Courthouse,`` hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

Sun, Jul 26 10:30 AM

Night Court

My Life as a Dog Lawyer

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Sun, Jul 26 11:00 AM

Night Court

Harry's Fifteen Minutes

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sun, Jul 26 11:30 AM

Sahara (2005)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) and his sidekick (Steve Zahn) join forces with a doctor (Penélope Cruz) to search for a Confederate ship in Africa.

Sun, Jul 26 2:30 PM

Fool's Gold (2008)

A treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey) drags his estranged wife (Kate Hudson) and her boss (Donald Sutherland) on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold.

Sun, Jul 26 5:00 PM

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

Sun, Jul 26 7:15 PM

American Pie (1999)

Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Sun, Jul 26 9:30 PM

American Pie 2 (2001)

Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.

Mon, Jul 27 12:00 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

Mon, Jul 27 12:30 AM

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

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