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Current and upcoming KOINDT3 listings in UTC.

See the KOINDT3 TV Schedule with current and upcoming listings including Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Head of the Class, Family Ties. Times shown in UTC.

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Fri, Aug 28 2:00 PM Now

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Cat Showdown

A cat show leads Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem into a blackmail scheme; the mailman (Bill Fagerbakke) has a crush on Zelda (Beth Broderick).

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Fri, Aug 28 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Meeting Dad's Girlfriend

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) has trouble sharing her father (Robby Benson) with his new girlfriend (Charlene Fernetz).

Fri, Aug 28 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Pilot

Substitute teacher Charlie Moore's (Howard Hesseman) innovative approach to teaching is greeted warily by the class and negatively by the school principal (William G. Schilling).

Fri, Aug 28 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Back to the Future

Good-natured teacher Charlie Moore (Howard Hesseman) learns more about himself -- and tough-guy Eric (Brian Robbins) -- when he has his students imagine what they'll be doing in 20 years.

Fri, Aug 28 4:00 PM

Family Ties

Birthday Boy

Sparks fly when Alex defies his mother and goes to a bar on his 18th birthday.

Fri, Aug 28 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Go Tigers

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Fri, Aug 28 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

The All-Nighter

Tony's affair with a classmate threatens his relationship with Angela.

Fri, Aug 28 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

Ridiculous Liaisons

Tony is upset when Angela appears to have found the perfect man.

Fri, Aug 28 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Of Human Blondage

A top hairdresser turns Valerie (Valerie Harper) into a blonde.

Fri, Aug 28 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Caught on a Hot Tin Roof

Willie and Mark (Danny Ponce, Jeremy Licht) crash a neighborhood girl's slumber party.

Fri, Aug 28 7:00 PM

Dear John

The Bachelor Shower

John and Kirk's windfall at an automated bank teller comes to light at police officer Mitch's bachelor party.

Fri, Aug 28 7:30 PM

Dear John

Once I Had a Secret Love

Louise gets more than she bargained for when she locks the club members in the meeting room to spark conversation.

Fri, Aug 28 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Whipping Post

John (John Larroquette) lends a helping hand to Carly's (Gigi Rice) illiterate brother (guest star Joey Lawrence) when he rolls into town.

Fri, Aug 28 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Bad Pennies

Catherine's ex-husband (guest star Tim Daly) returns to rekindle their relationship. With Alison La Placa.

Fri, Aug 28 9:00 PM

Becker

Let's Talk About Sex

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Fri, Aug 28 9:30 PM

Becker

Picture Imperfect

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Fri, Aug 28 10:00 PM

Wings

Say It Ain't So, Joe

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Fri, Aug 28 10:30 PM

Wings

As Fate Would Have It

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Fri, Aug 28 11:00 PM

Mad About You

The Billionaire

Paul is offered a large sum of money to produce a documentary about the life of an eccentric billionaire (Jerry Lewis); Paul hires a new editor/cameraman (Steven Wright) who is anything but energetic.

Fri, Aug 28 11:30 PM

Mad About You

The Man Who Said Hello

Paul is embarrassed when his father (Louis Zorich) shouts ``Hello`` to Regis Philbin in public; Regis then asks Paul's star-struck father to appear on his show, and he becomes a public-interest story.

Sat, Aug 29 12:00 AM

227

Gone Fishing

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Sat, Aug 29 12:30 AM

227

Nightmare on 227

Mary plays a ``slasher'' when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

Sat, Aug 29 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Seams From a Marriage

The women of Sugarbakers begin receiving lavish gifts from a wealthy couple (Guy Boyd, Janet Carroll).

Sat, Aug 29 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Grand Slam, Thank You Ma'am

An ex-husband's (Gregg Henry) sizzling autobiography reveals some personal moments in his marriage to Suzanne.

Sat, Aug 29 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

The Public Domain

Andrea assigns Steve some management work, creating a leadership crisis for Dave; Matthew sneaks into the office.

Sat, Aug 29 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Super Karate Monkey Death Car

The staff panics when analyst Andrea informs them of an imminent lie detector test; Jimmy's book hits Japan.

Sat, Aug 29 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

Maya's Nude Photos

Maya's photography teacher (David Clennon) wants her to pose in the nude; Finch competes for Jack's attention.

Sat, Aug 29 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

And the Femmy Goes To ...

Nina, Maya and Elliott are thrilled to have been nominated for Femmy Awards; Finch is rejected by a cover girl.

Sat, Aug 29 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and Kate's First Date

Drew feels pressure as he prepares to go on his first date with Kate.

Sat, Aug 29 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and the Racial Tension Play

Drew tries to restore harmony when a longtime employee honored for years of service makes an offensive speech.

Sat, Aug 29 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

The Surrogate

Jeff and an overly enthusiastic Audrey interview a potential surrogate mother (Jaime Pressly); Russell makes fun of Adam and Jennifer's wedding Web site.

Sat, Aug 29 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

The Reunion

When she attends her high school reunion, Audrey aims to prove to her former classmates how good her life is; Russell ruins Timmy's dinner party.

Sat, Aug 29 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

Rage Before Beauty

Murphy (Candice Bergen) cuts off her hair to protest an appearance clause in her contract. With Grant Shaud and Alan Oppenheimer.

Sat, Aug 29 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Phil's Not-So-Silent Partner

Murphy (Candice Bergen) becomes Phil's (Pat Corley) silent partner after she lends him money to keep his restaurant open. With Faith Ford.

Sat, Aug 29 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Egg

Jeannie's request prompts Caroline to think about motherhood; Richard attempts to measure up to Jeannie's work.

Sat, Aug 29 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Desperate Cat

Annie gets caught in a charade for her former teacher Miss McGowan about having continuing work on Broadway.

Sat, Aug 29 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

Ben Rubenstein Meet Joe Black

Susan must bring a grief-stricken Vicki back from Arizona after her husband has a fatal heart attack.

Sat, Aug 29 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

The Song Remains Insane

Todd tries to get Susan to slip his demo tape to the handsome record producer (Rick Springfield) she is dating.

Sat, Aug 29 9:00 AM

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Sat, Aug 29 9:30 AM

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Sat, Aug 29 10:00 AM

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Sat, Aug 29 11:00 AM

227

Pick Six

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Sat, Aug 29 11:30 AM

227

Young Man With a Job

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Sat, Aug 29 12:00 PM

227

The Wheel of Misfortune

Mary and Sandra compete on the ``Wheel of Fortune`` game show.

Sat, Aug 29 12:30 PM

227

Mary Nightingale

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Sat, Aug 29 1:00 PM

Designing Women

Driving My Mama Back Home

Julia accompanies Mary Jo when she takes her mother on an overnight bus trip.

Sat, Aug 29 1:30 PM

Designing Women

Payne Comes Home

Julia's son Payne leaves his wife and plans to return home permanently.

Sat, Aug 29 2:00 PM

Designing Women

Carlene's Apartment

Carlene is oblivious to the problems when she invites her colleagues to see her first apartment.

Sat, Aug 29 2:30 PM

Designing Women

Mamed

Julia takes over for a tough old Broadway actress to produce and star in the local theater's production of ``Mame.``.

Sat, Aug 29 3:00 PM

Murphy Brown

All the Life That's Fit to Print

After Murphy agrees to have her biography written, she has a nightmare about what others might say about her.

Sat, Aug 29 3:30 PM

Murphy Brown

Bah Humboldt

Everyone is on edge when Murphy, Peter and Frank are nominated in the same category for the Humboldt Award.

Sat, Aug 29 4:00 PM

Murphy Brown

Reaper Madness

Murphy (Candice Bergen) worries about what she should say when Avery is old enough to ask about death. With Joe Regalbuto and Charles Kimbrough.

Sat, Aug 29 4:30 PM

Murphy Brown

It's Not Easy Being Brown

The publicist Murphy hires to boost her TVQ rating books her as a guest on a popular children's show.

Sat, Aug 29 5:00 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Singer

Annie's sister Donna finds Richard's letter to Caroline and uses it for a song; Caroline is reluctant to collect her shoes from Joe's place.

Sat, Aug 29 5:30 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Kept Man

Richard misunderstands a wealthy socialite's interest; Caroline begins reading to an elderly woman.

Sat, Aug 29 6:00 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Long Shot

Richard gets the chance to win big bucks by sinking a half-court shot at a New York Knicks game; guest French Stewart and the New York Knicks City Dancers.

Sat, Aug 29 6:30 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Dearly Departed

Caroline's plan to add value to Richard's work backfires when she hoodwinks an art critic into thinking he's dead.

Sat, Aug 29 7:00 PM

Suddenly Susan

Models and Strippers and Wasps, Oh My!

A series of mishaps on Susan's 30th birthday tests her plan to positively embrace the next decade.

Sat, Aug 29 7:30 PM

Suddenly Susan

Poetry in Notion

Todd follows Susan to poetry class and discovers a knack; Luis tells Vicki about a great apartment that turns out to be haunted.

Sat, Aug 29 8:00 PM

Suddenly Susan

Pucker Up

Susan dates a hockey player (David Newsom) and finds out how rough the sport is; Vicki yearns for her ex-boyfriend.

Sat, Aug 29 8:30 PM

Suddenly Susan

5,947 Miles

Susan makes a spontaneous trip to Kentucky after her hockey-playing boyfriend (David Newsom) is sent to the minors.

Sat, Aug 29 9:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina Unplugged

Sabrina encounters animated Shaggy and Scooby Doo inside Leonard's computer while trying to destroy proof of her powers.

Sat, Aug 29 9:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

It's a Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas

The gang spends Christmas in the Sunshine State, where Sabrina must prove Roxie's recently paroled mother (Kate Jackson) is innocent of robbing their vacation home.

Sat, Aug 29 10:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina in Wonderland

Sabrina tumbles into Wonderland, where she meets the White Rabbit (Donny Most) and the Queen of Hearts.

Sat, Aug 29 10:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Present Perfect

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) uses magic to eliminate flaws from her personality, but it causes more problems. Dylan Neal guest stars.

Sat, Aug 29 11:00 PM

My Two Dads

The Wedge

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Sat, Aug 29 11:30 PM

My Two Dads

Advice and Consent

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Sun, Aug 30 12:00 AM

My Two Dads

She'll Get Over It

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

Sun, Aug 30 12:30 AM

My Two Dads

Michael's Sister Comes Over and Visits

When Michael's free-spirited sister pays him a visit after a long separation, he tries to stop doting and accept her as she is.

Sun, Aug 30 1:00 AM

Hogan Family

Wooly Bully

David (Jason Bateman) gets harassed by his tutor's ex-boyfriend (Ty Miller).

Sun, Aug 30 1:30 AM

Hogan Family

Bad Timing

David (Jason Bateman) considers consummating a relationship with longtime family friend Lori Morgan (Valerie Breiman).

Sun, Aug 30 2:00 AM

Hogan Family

A Night to Remember

Willie and Mark (Danny Ponce, Jeremy Licht) go out on a double date chauffeured by their older brother (Jason Bateman).

Sun, Aug 30 2:30 AM

Hogan Family

Whose Team Is It Anyway?

Valerie (Valerie Harper) pilots the twins' (Danny Ponce, Jeremy Licht) soccer team after having an argument with the coach.

Sun, Aug 30 3:00 AM

Head of the Class

Crimes of the Heart

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that Sarah's (Kimberly Russell) home life is contributing to her recent poor scholastic performance. Robert Hooks guest stars.

Sun, Aug 30 3:30 AM

Head of the Class

The Secret Life of Arvid Engen

Arvid (Dan Frischman) imagines himself playing roles in ``Moonlighting'' and ``The Honeymooners.'' Marcia Christie guest stars.

Sun, Aug 30 4:00 AM

Head of the Class

Science Fair-Weather Friends

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that his students are sabotaging one another's science fair projects.

Sun, Aug 30 4:30 AM

Head of the Class

The Write Stuff

Criticism upsets school journal editor Simone.

Sun, Aug 30 5:00 AM

Who's the Boss?

Gambling Jag

Mona (Katherine Helmond) loses Angela's (Judith Light) diamond necklace and Jaguar to a con man in Atlantic City. With Tony Danza.

Sun, Aug 30 5:30 AM

Who's the Boss?

Sam Accelerates

Sam (Alyssa Milano) has trouble accepting the fact that she may be ready for college a year ahead of schedule. Cameo by Mike Tyson. With Tony Danza.

Sun, Aug 30 6:00 AM

Who's the Boss?

Tony Kills

Tony (Tony Danza) feels responsible when his tennis opponent (Jeffrey Tambor) dies during a tough game. With Judith Light.

Sun, Aug 30 6:30 AM

Who's the Boss?

Dear Landlord

After Angela (Judith Light) buys the house next door as rental property, Tony (Tony Danza) leases it to a beautiful young woman (Sherilyn Wolter).

Sun, Aug 30 7:00 AM

Family Ties

Nothing But a Man

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Sun, Aug 30 7:30 AM

Family Ties

Where's Poppa?

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Sun, Aug 30 8:00 AM

Family Ties

Remembrances of Things Past

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Sun, Aug 30 8:30 AM

Family Ties

Remembrances of Things Past

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Sun, Aug 30 9:00 AM

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Sun, Aug 30 9:30 AM

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Sun, Aug 30 10:00 AM

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Sun, Aug 30 11:00 AM

The Burns and Allen Show

The Home Graduation

Impressed with Gracie's scheming ability, a classmates of Ronnie's seeks her help with an embarrassing situation.

Sun, Aug 30 11:30 AM

The Burns and Allen Show

Blanche's Mother Arrives

Blanche's mother (Bea Benaderet in a dual role) visits the Mortons.

Sun, Aug 30 12:00 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

A Marital Mix-up

Gracie once again tries to help her widowed plumber find a wife.

Sun, Aug 30 12:30 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

Wading Pool at Acapulco

Gracie wants George to go to Acapulco.

Sun, Aug 30 1:00 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

A Pain in the Back

George feigns back problems to avoid a fishing trip; Ronnie and Ralph may go to a Calypso party.

Sun, Aug 30 1:30 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

Ronnie's Twenty-One

Gracie makes plans for Ronnie's 21st birthday.

Sun, Aug 30 2:00 PM

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Sun, Aug 30 2:30 PM

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Sun, Aug 30 3:00 PM

NewsRadio

Awards Show

Dave tries to convince the staffers they have a shot at winning at a broadcast awards ceremony hosted by Bob Costas.

Sun, Aug 30 3:30 PM

NewsRadio

Daydream

All have wild daydreams after the office air-conditioning breaks down.

Sun, Aug 30 4:00 PM

NewsRadio

Movie Star

Matthew's neurotic behavior draws James Caan's attention when the actor visits the station to research an upcoming film role.

Sun, Aug 30 4:30 PM

NewsRadio

Stocks

Jimmy introduces Beth to the world of stock options; Matthew returns from the Orient with awe-inspiring gifts.

Sun, Aug 30 5:00 PM

Just Shoot Me

That Burning Passion

Maya tries to reunite Vicki and ex-husband Pete (Danny Nucci) but winds up sleeping with him instead.

Sun, Aug 30 5:30 PM

Just Shoot Me

The Write Stuff

Maya ghostwrites a poem for Finch, and Jack shows it to the editor of a literary magazine; Elliott hires Nina's rival (Cheryl Tiegs) to replace her.

Sun, Aug 30 6:00 PM

Just Shoot Me

It's Raining Babies

Finch arranged a confrontation between Vicki and Nina, which leaves both women seeking revenge; Nina pranks Finch when he meets his idol (George Lucas).

Sun, Aug 30 6:30 PM

Just Shoot Me

Watch Your Backdraft

Maya feels rejected when Vicki reconciles with ex-husband Pete (Danny Nucci); Finch invents a fictional employee in order to obtain a company parking spot.

Sun, Aug 30 7:00 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew's Inheritance

Drew and Kate stage a wedding so he can inherit $10,000, but Lewis and Oswald don't realize it's a joke and invite Drew's family.

Sun, Aug 30 7:30 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Mimi's a Partner

Mimi (Kathy Kinney) wins Kate's (Christa Miller) partnership in Buzz Beer in a poker game and makes changes for the better.

Sun, Aug 30 8:00 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew Live II

Post-election episode featuring improvisational elements and special guests.

Sun, Aug 30 8:30 PM

The Drew Carey Show

The Pregnancy Scare

Kate surprises Drew when she gets the Go-Go's to drop by, and surprises him again with a pregnancy scare.

Sun, Aug 30 9:00 PM

Rules of Engagement

Old Timer's Day

Jeff invites Audrey to watch him play softball, hoping to show her that he's not an old fogey.

Sun, Aug 30 9:30 PM

Rules of Engagement

Twice

Frustrated when her colleagues fawn over a newly pregnant co-worker, Audrey pretends she is pregnant in hopes of getting special treatment too.

Sun, Aug 30 10:00 PM

Rules of Engagement

The Challenge

Russell ropes his new assistant Timmy into helping him win a bet.

Sun, Aug 30 10:30 PM

Rules of Engagement

Family Style

Jeff and Audrey go on a double date with Brad and Jackie; Russell goes on a date with a psychiatrist.

Sun, Aug 30 11:00 PM

Dear John

Babyface

Louise gets the wrong baby back after the men of ``One-Two-One`` baby-sit her son.

Sun, Aug 30 11:30 PM

Dear John

John's Night Out

John skips the group meeting, persuaded that he has become too dependent on it, by the coach who wants him to join a poker game; in John's absence, the group debates whether the group is an addictive force curbing their progress.

Mon, Aug 31 12:00 AM

Dear John

True Confessions

The support group prepares a birthday party for Kirk, only to realize that he might be lying to them about the day of his birth; Kirk decides to come clean when his secret wife from India shows up; or does he?

Mon, Aug 31 12:30 AM

Dear John

To John With Love

A grateful Mary Beth (Susan Walters) reveals she has a crush on John (Judd Hirsch) after he helps her land a job. With Jere Burns.

Mon, Aug 31 1:00 AM

The John Larroquette Show

Johns

John (John Larroquette) becomes jealous when a man (guest star John Caponera) asks Catherine (Alison La Placa) out.

Mon, Aug 31 1:30 AM

The John Larroquette Show

Night Moves

Catherine is terrified when a thief breaks into her building; Carly flaunts her millionaire boyfriend.

Mon, Aug 31 2:00 AM

The John Larroquette Show

An Odd Cup of Tea

John (John Larroquette) is surprised when he revisits his childhood home and finds the father (guest star Richard Mulligan) he thought was dead.

Mon, Aug 31 2:30 AM

The John Larroquette Show

Love on the Line

Disguising his on-line identity, John (John Larroquette) uses the Internet to make a date with Catherine (Alison LaPlaca).

Mon, Aug 31 3:00 AM

Becker

The Film Critic

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

Mon, Aug 31 3:30 AM

Becker

SuperBob

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.

Mon, Aug 31 4:00 AM

Becker

One Wong Move

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Mon, Aug 31 4:30 AM

Becker

What Indifference a Day Makes

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

Mon, Aug 31 5:00 AM

Wings

Fay There, Georgy Girl

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

Mon, Aug 31 5:30 AM

Wings

Dreamgirl

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Mon, Aug 31 6:00 AM

Wings

Just Call Me Angel

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

Mon, Aug 31 6:30 AM

Wings

Escape From New York

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Mon, Aug 31 7:00 AM

Mad About You

Breastfeeding

Jamie is reluctant to stop breast-feeding Mabel, despite Paul's urgings; Jamie's mother, Theresa, dates a younger man.

Mon, Aug 31 7:30 AM

Mad About You

Good Old Reliable Nathan

Jamie's (Helen Hunt) first lover (guest star Nathan Lane) invites Paul (Paul Reiser) to speak to his class; Ira (John Pankow) helps a woman (guest star Melinda McGraw) with funeral plans.

Mon, Aug 31 8:00 AM

Mad About You

Separate Planes

Jamie convinces Paul to take separate flights to Los Angeles, then Paul decides to bring Mabel with him.

Mon, Aug 31 8:30 AM

Mad About You

Cheating on Sheila

Paul and Jamie decide to see a new marriage therapist; Paul's mother gets obsessive about her new job.

Mon, Aug 31 9:00 AM

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Mon, Aug 31 9:30 AM

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Mon, Aug 31 10:00 AM

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Mon, Aug 31 10:30 AM

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Mon, Aug 31 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

A Blast From the Past

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Mon, Aug 31 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Sex and the Single Parent

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Mon, Aug 31 12:00 PM

Benson

Benson's Groupie

Benson's summer romance may disrupt a religious conference when the lady follows him home.

Mon, Aug 31 12:30 PM

Benson

In High Places

The hapless governor takes over the controls of a private jet when the pilot has a heart attack.

Mon, Aug 31 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

Mork and the Family Reunion

Mindy exhibits bizarre behavior during a family reunion when she eats some Orkan food.

Mon, Aug 31 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Old Muggable Mork

Mork disguises himself as an elderly woman to turn the tables on a gang of punks who mugged Mindy's grandmother.

Mon, Aug 31 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

As Westbridge Turns

Sabrina casts a spell to increase the excitement at school but learns living in a soap opera world can be too complicated.

Mon, Aug 31 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

The Great Mistake

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is caught sneaking out the house and shrinks when she feels guilty for disobeying her aunts.

Mon, Aug 31 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Charliegate

Charlie becomes the victim of a scathing school newspaper article written by one of his own students.

Mon, Aug 31 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Love at First Byte

The students teach Charlie (Howard Hesseman) a lesson after he denounces computers as ``newfangled nuisances.``.

Mon, Aug 31 4:00 PM

Family Ties

Don't Know Much About History

Alex and James put their differences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Mon, Aug 31 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Bringing Up Baby

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Mon, Aug 31 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Hey, Dude!

Samantha announces that she plans to drop out of college and get married.

Mon, Aug 31 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

The Fabulous Robinson Sisters

When Angela's (Judith Light) dating schedule slows down, Tony (Tony Danza) persuades Mona (Katherine Helmond) to entertain her.

Mon, Aug 31 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Leave It to Willie

After wrecking his father's car, Willie admits his mistake, but is still punished.

Mon, Aug 31 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Dr. No

A basketball injury lands David (Jason Bateman) in the hospital.

Mon, Aug 31 7:00 PM

Dear John

I Do, Baby

Kirk claims there is a good reason to terminate Kate's wedding plans; John has trouble at childbirth class.

Mon, Aug 31 7:30 PM

Dear John

I Do, Baby

Kirk claims there is a good reason to terminate Kate's wedding plans; John has trouble at childbirth class.

Mon, Aug 31 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Time Out

John (John Larroquette) is visited by a former schoolmate (guest star Cheryl Tiegs) after Catherine (Alison La Placa) puts their romance on hold.

Mon, Aug 31 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

In the Pink

Dexter (Daryl ``Chill'' Mitchell) has a disastrous night after he is left in charge of the bus station.

Mon, Aug 31 9:00 PM

Becker

Talking Points

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Mon, Aug 31 9:30 PM

Becker

Too Much, Too Late

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Mon, Aug 31 10:00 PM

Wings

Ready, Teddy, Go

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Mon, Aug 31 10:30 PM

Wings

Oh Give Me a Home Where the Mathers Don't Roam

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Mon, Aug 31 11:00 PM

Mad About You

Swept Away

A protective Jamie thinks Lisa and her new boyfriend (Charles Shaughnessy) are moving too fast in their relationship when they decide to move in together after a week. Paul can't stop her getting involved.

Mon, Aug 31 11:30 PM

Mad About You

The Spy Who Loved Me

Jamie's new client is a sexy TV spy from the 1960s who was idolized by Paul and Ira when they were kids; they revert to their old ways and compete for the star's attention.

Tue, Sep 1 12:00 AM

227

The Class of '90

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Tue, Sep 1 12:30 AM

227

No Place Like Home

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Tue, Sep 1 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Bachelor Suite

Mary Jo is sexually harassed by a handsome and wealthy client.

Tue, Sep 1 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Pilot

Julia and Charlene are horrified to learn Suzanne has fallen for Mary Jo's ex-husband (Scott Bakula).

Tue, Sep 1 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

French Diplomacy

Lisa tells everyone that Dave has broken up with her; Matthew's other vocation is no longer a secret.

Tue, Sep 1 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Pure Evil

Dave, frustrated over his professional setback, decides that he is through being nice; Bill's new on-air notoriety.

Tue, Sep 1 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

Softball

Fair play is not a priority when Jack hires former slugger Steve Garvey for the annual baseball game.

Tue, Sep 1 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

Shaking Private Trainer

Jack is determined to get back in shape and hires a tough, personal trainer (Neal McDonough); Maya and Finch collaborate on a screenplay.

Tue, Sep 1 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Kate Works for Drew

Drew hires Kate to be his new assistant; after destroying Oswald's car, Lewis tries to win him a new one.

Tue, Sep 1 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Mimi Moves In

Drew (Drew Carey) tries too hard to get rid of Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney), and they end up camping out in his backyard. Guest star: Mark Curry.

Tue, Sep 1 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Harassment

A new employee with a grudge files a sexual-harassment charge against Audrey.

Tue, Sep 1 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

They Do?

A series of unfortunate events jeopardizes Jennifer and Adam's plans for a secret wedding.

Tue, Sep 1 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

He-Ho, He-Ho, It's Off to Lamaze We Go

At her doctor's urging, Murphy (Candice Bergen) joins a childbirth class with Eldin (Robert Pastorelli) as her coach. Guest star: Mary Gross.

Tue, Sep 1 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

On the Rocks

Murphy suspects the newswoman hired to replace her during maternity leave may have a drinking problem.

Tue, Sep 1 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Cold Sesame Noodles

Annie (Amy Pietz) is so excited about her first nightclub singing gig that she fails to notice band member Seth (Dan Futterman).

Tue, Sep 1 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Bitter Beast

Richard recalls painful memories and makes a shocking accusation when he comes face to face with Marvin Hamlisch.

Tue, Sep 1 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

Revenge of the Gophers

Maddy's former classmate (Mindy Cohn) returns for revenge; Vicki gives Ben's clothes to Todd.

Tue, Sep 1 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

In This Corner ... Susan Keane!

Susan is shocked by her opponent's (Hulk Hogan) style while running for a seat on the board of supervisors.

Tue, Sep 1 9:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 1 9:30 AM

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Tue, Sep 1 10:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 1 10:30 AM

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Tue, Sep 1 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Gloria Comes Home

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Tue, Sep 1 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Gloria Comes Home

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Tue, Sep 1 12:00 PM

Benson

Old School Ties

The staff is heartbroken when the governor decides to send Katie away to a boarding school.

Tue, Sep 1 12:30 PM

Benson

The Apartment

Benson rents an apartment so he can have some time alone, but everyone manages to find him.

Tue, Sep 1 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

I Heard It Through the Morkvine

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Tue, Sep 1 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Mindy and Mork

Mork's attempts at housework turn the apartment into a disaster area.

Tue, Sep 1 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

The Crucible

On a trip to Salem, Sabrina and her classmates learn about persecution through a re-enactment of the witch trials.

Tue, Sep 1 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Troll Bride

Sabrina, in the middle of final exams, is held hostage by a magical troll she inadvertently agreed to marry.

Tue, Sep 1 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

The Outsider

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) suggests that Janice (Tannis Vallely) throw a party and invite all of her classmates.

Tue, Sep 1 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Teacher's Teacher

The students plan a farewell party for Charlie (Howard Hesseman) when it appears that their former teacher, Mr. Thomas (Roscoe Lee Browne), will be returning.

Tue, Sep 1 4:00 PM

Family Ties

Remembrances of Things Past

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Tue, Sep 1 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Designated Hitter

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

Tue, Sep 1 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?

Tony (Tony Danza) meets Kathleen's (Kate Vernon) father (Mitchell Ryan) while Angela (Judith Light) baby-sits a little boy (Jonathan Halyalkar).

Tue, Sep 1 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

One Flew Over the Empty Nest

Tony (Tony Danza) is lonely when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) leaves for college and Angela (Judith Light) is busy with her boyfriend.

Tue, Sep 1 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

One of a Kind

Valerie and the kids try to deal with the death of a relative.

Tue, Sep 1 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

The Roots of All Evil

David (Jason Bateman) persuades his brothers (Jeremy Licht, Danny Ponce) to pitch in and help him buy a car.

Tue, Sep 1 7:00 PM

Dear John

'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

John (Judd Hirsch) unknowingly hires a Santa (Patrick Collins) with marital problems for a Christmas party at the day-care center.

Tue, Sep 1 7:30 PM

Dear John

Do the Wrong Thing

John stands up a date (Elayne Boosler) to go out with another.

Tue, Sep 1 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

You Bet Your Life

John's favorite professor (Rip Torn), stricken with cancer, wants one last bender before ending his life.

Tue, Sep 1 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Rachel Redux

John's liberal ideals are tested when he discovers his long-lost daughter appeared nude in a magazine.

Tue, Sep 1 9:00 PM

Becker

Piece Talks

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Tue, Sep 1 9:30 PM

Becker

Parannoyed

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Tue, Sep 1 10:00 PM

Wings

The Faygitive

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Tue, Sep 1 10:30 PM

Wings

Hey, Nineteen

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Tue, Sep 1 11:00 PM

Mad About You

The Painter

Jamie hires ex-boyfriend, Sherman (Rick Rossovich), to paint the apartment and is annoyed when Paul is not jealous. Sherman ends up in bed with Fran, who's upset over her marriage split.

Tue, Sep 1 11:30 PM

Mad About You

Happy Anniversary

Paul's elaborate plans for his and Jamie's first anniversary may go up in smoke when Jamie worries about inviting Fran and Mark.

Wed, Sep 2 12:00 AM

227

Honesty

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Wed, Sep 2 12:30 AM

227

Mary's Brother

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

Wed, Sep 2 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Ted & Tammy

Mary Jo can't face her children being with her ex-husband's new wife.

Wed, Sep 2 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Anthony Jr.

Anthony is desperate to impress the wealthy parents of his latest girlfriend (Dayna Winston).

Wed, Sep 2 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

Catherine Moves On

Catherine's departure from WNYX stirs up memories for Jimmy and the staff, and inspires Joe's last romantic effort.

Wed, Sep 2 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show

Jimmy bets Ted Turner that WNYX will win the holiday talent contest, which pits Dave against his former nemesis.

Wed, Sep 2 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

Nina's Choice

Maya reminds Nina of her history of bad choices in men when Nina's former lover (Jere Burns), now a fugitive, returns.

Wed, Sep 2 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

The Odd Couple

Desperate to impress an old nemesis, Finch plans to wed an insecure supermodel (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos).

Wed, Sep 2 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Do Drew and Kate Have Sex?

The pressure to become intimate takes its toll on Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller); Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney) want to multiply.

Wed, Sep 2 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

I Dishonestly Love You

Drew jeopardizes his relationship with Kate when he hires an attractive ex-girlfriend as his assistant.

Wed, Sep 2 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Surro-gate

Jeff and Audrey's idea of the perfect candidate to serve as their surrogate is ruined.

Wed, Sep 2 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

The Bank

Jeff brags to Adam about a list he keeps of mistakes that Audrey has made; Russell sends a suggestive e-mail to a co-worker.

Wed, Sep 2 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

A Chance of Showers

Corky (Faith Ford) invites several newswomen (Joan Lunden, Katie Couric, Paula Zahn, Faith Daniels, Mary Alice Williams) to a surprise baby shower for Murphy (Candice Bergen).

Wed, Sep 2 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Birth 101

When Murphy (Candice Bergen) goes into labor during a live broadcast, her colleagues rush her to the hospital. With Faith Ford and Grant Shaud.

Wed, Sep 2 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Councilman

Caroline refuses to back a local politician who appreciates her strip, while Del sees opportunities in the situation.

Wed, Sep 2 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Used Car Salesman

Richard's holiday gift for Caroline makes Julia suspicious and prompts Caroline and Annie to do some investigating.

Wed, Sep 2 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

In This Corner ... Susan Keane!

Susan's straightforward campaign fails; Vicki attracts Hollywood Hogan's attention.

Wed, Sep 2 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

The First Picture Show

Susan buys one of Luis' photos despite a thinning bank account; Jack dates Todd's sister (Arabella Field).

Wed, Sep 2 9:00 AM

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Wed, Sep 2 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Of Mice and Bunker

Murray backs out of the business and now it's up to Archie to find an easygoing partner.

Wed, Sep 2 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Love Is Hell

Stephanie's infatuated with a boy, who just uses her to get closer to an older woman -- Billie.

Wed, Sep 2 12:00 PM

Benson

Big Buddy

The press secretary's publicity scheme involves a reluctant Benson in a ``Big Buddy`` program.

Wed, Sep 2 12:30 PM

Benson

The Fireside Chat

Benson intervenes when a lovers' spat threatens to disrupt the governor's live TV show.

Wed, Sep 2 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

Reflections and Regrets

At his 50th birthday party, everyone tries to cheer up Bickley with revelations of their own regrets.

Wed, Sep 2 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Limited Engagement

Mork proposes to Mindy on bended knee.

Wed, Sep 2 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina Gets Her License

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Wed, Sep 2 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina Gets Her License

Overwhelmed Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must pass a series of responsibility tests to earn her witch's license. With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Wed, Sep 2 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Volleyball, Anyone?

Charlie's students challenge the school's athletes in a volleyball game.

Wed, Sep 2 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Critical Choices

The class gets the chance to critique Charlie's contemporary version of Shakespeare's ``Hamlet`` in an experimental New Jersey theater.

Wed, Sep 2 4:00 PM

Family Ties

Return of the Native

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Wed, Sep 2 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Mr. Wrong

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Wed, Sep 2 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

The Kid

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) face a difficult decision when Billy's elderly grandmother (Vera Lockwood) asks them to adopt Billy (Jonathan Halyalkar).

Wed, Sep 2 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

Parental Guidance Suggested

Plans backfire when Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) set activities for Billy (Jonathan Halyalker).

Wed, Sep 2 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Small Packages

A toy-store owner develops a crush on Valerie (Valerie Harper).

Wed, Sep 2 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

The Way We're Not

Michael (Josh Taylor) is grounded at home due to a pilot's strike.

Wed, Sep 2 7:00 PM

Dear John

Big Payday

The group invests in a speculative real estate deal through a self-proclaimed reformed friend of Kirk's.

Wed, Sep 2 7:30 PM

Dear John

John's Divided Heart

Junior soap opera writer Mary Beth daydreams about John's problems during a One-Two-One Club meeting.

Wed, Sep 2 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

The Wedding

John (John Larroquette) saves the day when the minister for Heavy Gene and Sara's (Chi McBride, guest star T'Keyah Crystal Keymah) wedding cancels.

Wed, Sep 2 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Several Unusual Love Stories

Strange love is in the air when Catherine (Alison La Placa) breaks off her relationship with John (John Larroquette).

Wed, Sep 2 9:00 PM

Becker

MisSteaks

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Wed, Sep 2 9:30 PM

Becker

Much Ado About Nothing

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Wed, Sep 2 10:00 PM

Wings

Exclusively Yours

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

Wed, Sep 2 10:30 PM

Wings

Sleepless in Nantucket

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of ``the name game.``

Wed, Sep 2 11:00 PM

Mad About You

Murray's Tale

Lisa takes Murray the dog out for a walk, and comes back with a different dog. Paul and Jamie hunt for the real Murray, and find that while the dogs may be similar, the couples who own them aren't.

Wed, Sep 2 11:30 PM

Mad About You

Bing, Bang, Boom

Paul takes a night off from filming so that he and Jamie can have a romantic evening together, but constant interruptions from the phone and neighbors spoil the romance.

Thu, Sep 3 12:00 AM

227

Family Hero

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Thu, Sep 3 12:30 AM

227

The Refrigerator

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Thu, Sep 3 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Killing All the Right People

A decorator (Tony Goldwyn) who has AIDS asks the ladies to plan his funeral.

Thu, Sep 3 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Half an Air Bubble Off

An eccentric client (Elliott Reid) with bizarre requests -- and a feisty Bernice Clifton -- complicate the women's lives.

Thu, Sep 3 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

The Secret of Management

Lisa (Maura Tierney) learns Jimmy's (Stephen Root) key to management; Bill (Phil Hartman) gets a butler (guest star Ian Abercrombie); Matthew (Andy Dick) is found out on the streets.

Thu, Sep 3 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Look Who's Talking

Dave and Lisa find out that Bill plans to adopt an infant; Jimmy gets Beth to play a role for a bachelor auction.

Thu, Sep 3 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

The Odd Couple

Desperate to impress an old nemesis, Finch plans to wed an insecure supermodel (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos).

Thu, Sep 3 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

A Divorce to Remember

Finch's desire to enter his cat in a show tests his marriage; Maya and Elliot begin divorce procedures.

Thu, Sep 3 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew Goes to Hell

Drew has a chance to get a promotion, if he makes a deal which compromises his values and frames an innocent employee.

Thu, Sep 3 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

What's Wrong With This Episode? III

Drew is the only one excited when his boss expresses interest in buying the Buzz Beer company.

Thu, Sep 3 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Rug-of-War

When Audrey gives their rug to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about all the ``fun`` he and Audrey had on it.

Thu, Sep 3 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

Handy Man

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous with Jeff in the bedroom; Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying.

Thu, Sep 3 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

You Say Potatoe, I Say Potato

While attempting to adjust to motherhood and hire a nanny, Murphy (Candice Bergen) must contend with an attack in a speech made by Vice President Quayle. With Robert Pastorelli and Grant Shaud.

Thu, Sep 3 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

You Say Potatoe, I Say Potato

While attempting to adjust to motherhood, Murphy (Candice Bergen) embarks on a frustrating quest to hire a nanny. With Robert Pastorelli and Grant Shaud.

Thu, Sep 3 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Decanter

Desperately seeking a Christmas present for Del's mother, Caroline unwittingly picks a decanter she got from the recipient.

Thu, Sep 3 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name

Caroline denies her love for Richard and throws a party, resulting in food poisoning for all involved.

Thu, Sep 3 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

Bowled Over

Jack challenges a rival editor to a game of bowling; Susan, Vicki and Zach go see musician Warren Zevon.

Thu, Sep 3 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

A Day in the Life

Susan panics when she's unable to find Todd with any of his friends; the gang reminisces about Todd.

Thu, Sep 3 9:00 AM

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Thu, Sep 3 9:30 AM

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Thu, Sep 3 10:00 AM

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Thu, Sep 3 10:30 AM

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Thu, Sep 3 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

The Second Time Around

Archie believes he's ready for romance again.

Thu, Sep 3 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

West Side Astoria

Archie makes a wrong assumption about a friend and her family.

Thu, Sep 3 12:00 PM

Benson

Marcy's Wedding

Marcy is marrying Dan in the first governor mansion hosted wedding, with Benson over-seeing the arrangements; Marcy's mother shows a talent for disrupting Benson's smoothly organized wedding plans.

Thu, Sep 3 12:30 PM

Benson

Rivals

Kraus' childhood rival is visiting from Germany and expects to find Kraus married to the governor.

Thu, Sep 3 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

The Wedding

Opposed to Mork's marriage, Orson decides to stop it by turning him into a dog.

Thu, Sep 3 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

The Honeymoon

Mindy and Mork take an interplanetary honeymoon.

Thu, Sep 3 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Dummy for Love

Sabrina plays matchmaker for Aunt Hilda and Mr. Kraft; Zelda gets in trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her letter.

Thu, Sep 3 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Dante's Inferno

Hilda and Zelda ask Witch Yenta for help in finding a match for Sabrina; Hilda comes down with punnitis.

Thu, Sep 3 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Cold Turkey

Charlie spends Thanksgiving with Dr. Samuels.

Thu, Sep 3 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

You've Got a Friend

While working on a science project together, Arvid (Dan Frischman) and Sarah (Kimberly Russell) find out something about chemistry.

Thu, Sep 3 4:00 PM

Family Ties

The Real Thing

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Thu, Sep 3 4:30 PM

Family Ties

The Real Thing

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Thu, Sep 3 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Roomies

When Sam moves off campus, she realizes that being an adult is not always easy.

Thu, Sep 3 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

Four Alarm Tony

Tony (Tony Danza) goes too far in his enthusiasm for his new post as a volunteer fireman. With Danny Pintauro and Judith Light.

Thu, Sep 3 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Boston Tea Party

Valerie is mistaken for a purse snatcher by airport security.

Thu, Sep 3 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Never on Tuesday

While Valerie (Valerie Harper) is away, David (Jason Bateman) is left in charge of the twins (Jeremy Licht, Danny Ponce).

Thu, Sep 3 7:00 PM

Dear John

Who's Who

John (Judd Hirsch) is suddenly willing to take risks after a near-death experience in an elevator. With Jere Burns and Jane Carr.

Thu, Sep 3 7:30 PM

Dear John

Poor John: Part 1

John's (Judd Hirsch) plans for a romantic skiing weekend go awry when he discovers he is broke. Guest star: Christine Cattell.

Thu, Sep 3 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

And the Heat Goes On

John could lose his job when a package needed to inseminate a prized panda is missing from the cargo.

Thu, Sep 3 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

More Changes

John battles his emotions when he is enticed by Carly after Catherine calls a halt to their relationship.

Thu, Sep 3 9:00 PM

Becker

Everybody Loves Becker

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Thu, Sep 3 9:30 PM

Becker

Do the Right Thing

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Thu, Sep 3 10:00 PM

Wings

Boys Will Be Girls

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

Thu, Sep 3 10:30 PM

Wings

Roy Crazy

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Thu, Sep 3 11:00 PM

Mad About You

Bedfellows

Paul's father has a heart attack, and while Paul goes to the hospital, Jamie offers to stay with his mother to see if they can build bridges and try to get along with one another; Paul and Jamie get caught acting out Paul's teenage fantasies.

Thu, Sep 3 11:30 PM

Mad About You

Married to the Job

Paul complains to Jamie's boss (Larry Miller) about the way he treats her; Jamie's worried about losing her job, then decides to quit anyway.

Fri, Sep 4 12:00 AM

227

Do You Love Me?

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

Fri, Sep 4 12:30 AM

227

Pilot

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Fri, Sep 4 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Dash Goff, the Writer

Suzanne's ex-husband (Gerald McRaney) is depressed because his latest book won't be released as a paperback.

Fri, Sep 4 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Heart Attacks

Reese (Hal Holbrook) suffers a heart attack after an arm-wrestling match with an old buddy (Jack Bannon).

Fri, Sep 4 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

Chock

Dave gets a surprise visit from his college chums but quickly faces a difficult decision; Lisa gets tough on Matthew.

Fri, Sep 4 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Who's the Boss

Hoping to teach Bill (Phil Hartman) a management lesson, Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) promote him, but he rises to the occasion.

Fri, Sep 4 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

When Nina Met Elliott

Elliott recalls when a hit-and-run driver made him lose contact with his dream lover, unaware that Nina was that driver.

Fri, Sep 4 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

Blackmail Photographer

A sleazy photographer (Sean Whalen) with incriminating photos blackmails Elliott into giving him a job.

Fri, Sep 4 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

The Gang Stops Drinking

Drew (Drew Carey) and his friends are forced to abstain from alcohol and learn that sobriety can be fun.

Fri, Sep 4 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Oswald's Son

A young man claims to be Oswald's son, but he resembles someone else.

Fri, Sep 4 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Play Ball

Audrey considers quitting her job when she realizes it's making her life miserable; although things are heated between Allison and Timmy, she wants to put their sex life aside so they can spend time getting to know each other.

Fri, Sep 4 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

Baked

After quitting her job, Audrey starts a cookie business; Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

Fri, Sep 4 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

Life After Birth

When Murphy (Candice Bergen) returns to work, she finds it is difficult to leave her baby. With Joe Regalbuto and Charles Kimbrough.

Fri, Sep 4 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Black, White and Brown

Murphy is uncharacteristically agreeable toward the changes suggested by the new network vice president.

Fri, Sep 4 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Quiz Show

Richard helps a nervous Caroline prepare for a TV quiz show appearance; Annie's boyfriend, Seth, gets close.

Fri, Sep 4 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Reluctant Father

Del gets support from Caroline after he suddenly learns he is a father; Annie wants Richard's backing.

Fri, Sep 4 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

The New Gate

Susan decides to quit when she can't come to terms with her new boss or the direction the magazine is heading.

Fri, Sep 4 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

Luis Gets His Groove Back

Susan tries to console Luis after he breaks up with his girlfriend; Ian prompts Vicki to change her style.

Fri, Sep 4 9:00 AM

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Fri, Sep 4 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Billie Moves Out

Billie moves out when she gets fed up with Archie's overprotectiveness.

Fri, Sep 4 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Rabinowitz's Brother

Gary's brother becomes Archie's new lawyer.

Fri, Sep 4 12:00 PM

Benson

No Sad Songs

Benson learns the meaning of faith as a result of his mother's visit.

Fri, Sep 4 12:30 PM

Benson

Clayton Go Home

Clayton moves into the mansion after receiving death threats for foiling a bribe attempt.

Fri, Sep 4 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

Three the Hard Way

Mork tries to hide the egg he laid when he thinks that Mindy doesn't want to start a family.

Fri, Sep 4 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Mama Mork, Papa Mindy

Mindy feels left out when their newborn son, Mearth, accepts Mork as his mother.

Fri, Sep 4 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

A Doll's Story

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is transformed into a doll while baby-sitting her witch cousin, Amanda (guest star Emily Hart).

Fri, Sep 4 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina, the Teenage Boy

Sabrina and Aunt Hilda transform themselves into men to see how the other half lives, but the plan backfires.

Fri, Sep 4 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

As Time Goes By

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) is surprised to learn that his ex-girlfriend (Isabella Hofmann) was appointed to assess his teaching skills.

Fri, Sep 4 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

The Way We Weren't

Assigned to do an essay on their family histories, the students' research opens some new doors -- and eyes.

Fri, Sep 4 4:00 PM

Family Ties

The Old College Try

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Fri, Sep 4 4:30 PM

Family Ties

It's My Party

Jennifer decides to hang out with the ``cool`` kids at school.

Fri, Sep 4 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Starlight Memories

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) fantasize about a 1940s-style romance with each other. With Alyssa Milano.

Fri, Sep 4 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

Inherit the Wine

Tony travels to Italy to claim an inheritance from his late Uncle Aldo.

Fri, Sep 4 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Wooly Bully

David (Jason Bateman) gets harassed by his tutor's ex-boyfriend (Ty Miller).

Fri, Sep 4 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Bad Timing

David (Jason Bateman) considers consummating a relationship with longtime family friend Lori Morgan (Valerie Breiman).

Fri, Sep 4 7:00 PM

Dear John

Poor John

John (Judd Hirsch) endangers his financial future when he overextends his credit to impress his girlfriend (Christine Cattell).

Fri, Sep 4 7:30 PM

Dear John

The Write Stuff

John (Judd Hirsch) joins the writing staff of Mary Beth's (Susan Walters) soap opera.

Fri, Sep 4 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Even More Changes

Even more changes rock their relationship after John and Catherine (John Larroquette, Alison La Placa) decide to try dating again.

Fri, Sep 4 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Rachel and Tony

Unaware they are related, John's teens (Mayim Bialik, Omri Katz) meet, hit it off and leave together.

Fri, Sep 4 9:00 PM

Becker

L.A. Woman

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Fri, Sep 4 9:30 PM

Becker

And the Heartbeat Goes On

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Fri, Sep 4 10:00 PM

Wings

Long Distance Lament

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Fri, Sep 4 10:30 PM

Wings

Call of the Wild

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Fri, Sep 4 11:00 PM

Mad About You

So I Married a Hair Murderer

Jamie's given up work but has too much time on her hands, and starts to drive Paul crazy. She interferes with everything, from his hair to his work, until he complains.

Fri, Sep 4 11:30 PM

Mad About You

An Unplanned Child

Paul is supposed to be baby-sitting his nephew on Halloween, but is working and forgets to tell Jamie. She ends up taking him trick or treating, and worries what will happen if she and Paul have a child of their own.

Sat, Sep 5 12:00 AM

227

The Sidewalk Sale

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Sat, Sep 5 12:30 AM

227

Letter to the President

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

Sat, Sep 5 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Cruising

Suzanne and Mary Jo become romantic rivals while doing a job aboard a cruise ship.

Sat, Sep 5 1:30 AM

Designing Women

I'll Be Seeing You

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

Sat, Sep 5 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

Who's the Boss? Part II

After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss.

Sat, Sep 5 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Security Door

The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial.

Sat, Sep 5 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

Finch Gets Dick

Finch meets his manipulative match in Kyle, Adrienne's hand-model friend; Nina is sentenced to community service.

Sat, Sep 5 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

Jack Vents

Nina manipulates Jack after she overhears his therapy session; Maya researches a story on habitual women gamblers.

Sat, Sep 5 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Mr. Wick Returns

Mr. Wick's attempt at revenge may push Drew a step down the corporate ladder.

Sat, Sep 5 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Kate vs. Speedy

Drew (Drew Carey) is caught in the middle when his dog has problems getting along with Kate (Christa Miller).

Sat, Sep 5 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Mannequin Head Ball

Jeff and Adam invent a new game; Timmy and Russell go on a double date.

Sat, Sep 5 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

Les-bro

Audrey and Jeff choose a surrogate; Russell's mother (Joan Collins) visits.

Sat, Sep 5 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

I Never Sang for My Husband

Jim's (Charles Kimbrough) wife, Doris (Janet Carroll), in need of a change, decides to become a cabaret singer. With Candice Bergen.

Sat, Sep 5 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Night of Living News

Hoping for his ``big break,'' Frank (Joe Regalbuto) persuades Murphy (Candice Bergen) to join him as co-anchor of the overnight news. With Grant Shaud.

Sat, Sep 5 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Outer Limits

Caroline and Julia spend a day living each other's lives, setting Caroline up for a night with Richard.

Sat, Sep 5 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Toothbrush

Troubles develop in Caroline's (Lea Thompson) new relationship with Trevor (guest star Robert Gant); Annie's mother (guest star Candice Azzara) plans to move out.

Sat, Sep 5 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

The Pushkin Letters

Susan lies and tells Ian she speaks Russian, but her fib backfires when he asks her to translate rare Russian letters.

Sat, Sep 5 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

The Billboard

Susan spies a sexy billboard of herself as ``The Gate Girl``; Nate uses Susan to land an interview with Reggie Jackson.

Sat, Sep 5 9:00 AM

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Sat, Sep 5 9:30 AM

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Sat, Sep 5 10:00 AM

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Sat, Sep 5 10:30 AM

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Sat, Sep 5 11:00 AM

227

Washington Affair

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sat, Sep 5 11:30 AM

227

The Great Manhunt

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Sat, Sep 5 12:00 PM

227

The Temptations

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Sat, Sep 5 12:30 PM

227

Pillow Talk

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Sat, Sep 5 1:00 PM

Designing Women

A Scene From a Mall

Julia organizes a protest after learning Anthony was suspected of being a criminal because of his race.

Sat, Sep 5 1:30 PM

Designing Women

All About Odes to Atlanta

Carlene acquires a groupie (Lisa Persky) when she is selected for the semifinals of an Atlanta theme-song contest.

Sat, Sep 5 2:00 PM

Designing Women

I Enjoy Being a Girl

Carlene involves her colleagues when she takes over leadership of an unruly Girl Scout troop.

Sat, Sep 5 2:30 PM

Designing Women

A Little Night Music

Julia is depressed after learning she may need a hysterectomy, until she meets a special doctor (Gary Morris).

Sat, Sep 5 3:00 PM

Murphy Brown

To Have and Have Not

Miles' excitement over being interviewed for a magazine article turns to embarrassment when he is misquoted.

Sat, Sep 5 3:30 PM

Murphy Brown

Sox and the Single Woman

After a White House luncheon, Murphy believes she has redeemed herself -- until she discovers the first cat in her car.

Sat, Sep 5 4:00 PM

Murphy Brown

A Piece of the Auction

At Phil's (Pat Corley) charity auction, a loudmouthed shock jock (Dennis Boutsikaris) is the highest bidder for a date with Murphy (Candice Bergen).

Sat, Sep 5 4:30 PM

Murphy Brown

The Thrill of the Hunt

Murphy's on-air interview with Peter after his return from Bosnia reveals their true feelings for each other.

Sat, Sep 5 5:00 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Getaway

At Caroline's request, Annie agrees to take a girls-only ski trip, where they both meet men and find romance.

Sat, Sep 5 5:30 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Monkeys

Caroline is coached by Richard as she prepares to go out alone; Cassandra's dark side surfaces upon meeting Del.

Sat, Sep 5 6:00 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Buyer

A potential buyer is interested in more than Caroline's cartoons and merchandise; Annie's patience wears thin.

Sat, Sep 5 6:30 PM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the New Neighbor

Caroline faces mounting requests for help from her new neighbor Miriam, an elderly widow; Richard is deceived.

Sat, Sep 5 7:00 PM

Suddenly Susan

A Tale of Two Pants

A congressman (Christopher Rich) gives Susan (Brooke Shields) an interview and a view of something he shouldn't; Vicki makes wedding plans.

Sat, Sep 5 7:30 PM

Suddenly Susan

A Tale of Two Pants

The congressman who gave Susan an indecent view sues The Gate after reading her article about his advances.

Sat, Sep 5 8:00 PM

Suddenly Susan

Oh, How They Danced

Vicki's mother looks on as she walks down the aisle with her husband-to-be; things heat up between Susan and Jack.

Sat, Sep 5 8:30 PM

Suddenly Susan

Oh, How They Danced

Vicki's mother looks on as she walks down the aisle with her husband-to-be; things heat up between Susan and Jack.

Sat, Sep 5 9:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

In Sabrina We Trust

The only way Sabrina can reverse a spell is to tell Roxie the truth about being a witch; Salem induces Morgan to pamper him.

Sat, Sep 5 9:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Cirque du Sabrina

Sabrina's bedroom turns into a circus, and she must walk a tightrope.

Sat, Sep 5 10:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Romance Looming

Sabrina prevents Morgan from falling down an elevator shaft and incurs the wrath of the Fates; Sabrina doubts Aaron's sincerity when he proposes to her.

Sat, Sep 5 10:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Spellmanian Slip

Sabrina blurts out that she loves Harvey and then uses magic to search her own heart.

Sat, Sep 5 11:00 PM

My Two Dads

Nicole's Big Adventure

Michael fears for Nicole's safety when she goes away to camp.

Sat, Sep 5 11:30 PM

My Two Dads

My Fair Joey

The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).

Sun, Sep 6 12:00 AM

My Two Dads

The Family in Question

A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.

Sun, Sep 6 12:30 AM

My Two Dads

Friend of the Family

Matchmaker Cory (Vonnie Ribisi) tries to fix his mother (Lauren Tewes) up with Klawicki (Dick Butkus).

Sun, Sep 6 1:00 AM

Hogan Family

Community Theater

Valerie (Valerie Harper) agrees to direct a play for the community theater.

Sun, Sep 6 1:30 AM

Hogan Family

Hogan vs. Hogan

Mark's (Jeremy Licht) exotic pet dies while in David's (Jason Bateman) care.

Sun, Sep 6 2:00 AM

Hogan Family

Oedipus Wrecks

David (Jason Bateman) wrecks his father's (Josh Taylor) sports car while trying to impress his girlfriend.

Sun, Sep 6 2:30 AM

Hogan Family

Shape Up and Move Out

Valerie (Valerie Harper) attempts to lose weight to prepare for an upcoming beach vacation. With Jason Bateman and Danny Ponce.

Sun, Sep 6 3:00 AM

Head of the Class

The Big Squeeze

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Sun, Sep 6 3:30 AM

Head of the Class

Child of the '60s

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Sun, Sep 6 4:00 AM

Head of the Class

Trouble in Perfectville

Darlene and Sarah vie for a handsome student.

Sun, Sep 6 4:30 AM

Head of the Class

Coach Charlie

Charlie coaches for a meet with Bronx Science.

Sun, Sep 6 5:00 AM

Who's the Boss?

Mona and Walter and Sam and Eric

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) past affects Sam's (Alyssa Milano) relationship with her boyfriend.

Sun, Sep 6 5:30 AM

Who's the Boss?

Micelli's Marauders

Angela (Judith Light) is hurt when Tony (Tony Danza) ignores her while coaching her volleyball team. Guest stars: Randee Heller, Mary Cadorette.

Sun, Sep 6 6:00 AM

Who's the Boss?

Her Father's Daughter

Tony (Tony Danza) decides to chaperon Samantha's (Alyssa Milano) class on a winter break vacation. Guest star: Shana Lane-Block.

Sun, Sep 6 6:30 AM

Who's the Boss?

Take Me Back to the Ballgame

Tony (Tony Danza) discovers his baseball hero (Sean Kanan) is involved in unscrupulous business dealings. With Judith Light.

Sun, Sep 6 7:00 AM

Family Ties

Checkmate

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Sun, Sep 6 7:30 AM

Family Ties

Engine Trouble

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Sun, Sep 6 8:00 AM

Family Ties

Art Lover

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Sun, Sep 6 8:30 AM

Family Ties

Teacher's Pet

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Sun, Sep 6 9:00 AM

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Sun, Sep 6 9:30 AM

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Sun, Sep 6 10:00 AM

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Sun, Sep 6 10:30 AM

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Sun, Sep 6 11:00 AM

The Burns and Allen Show

The General

Gracie helps two young people keep their marriage secret from the boy's father.

Sun, Sep 6 11:30 AM

The Burns and Allen Show

Too Much Pot Roast

Gracie hires four attractive models to try and make Ronnie lose his passion for girls.

Sun, Sep 6 12:00 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

The Texan Italian

Gracie tries to turn a star-struck Texas girl into a sultry Italian.

Sun, Sep 6 12:30 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

An English Tea

Gracie pulls out all stops to impress the mother of Ronnie's girlfriend.

Sun, Sep 6 1:00 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

September and May

The Burns' widowed plumber is mistakenly accused of robbing the cradle.

Sun, Sep 6 1:30 PM

The Burns and Allen Show

The Starmaker

Gracie is asked to help a college student pass an exam.

Sun, Sep 6 2:00 PM

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Sun, Sep 6 2:30 PM

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Sun, Sep 6 3:00 PM

NewsRadio

Christmas

Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.

Sun, Sep 6 3:30 PM

NewsRadio

The Trainer

Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.

Sun, Sep 6 4:00 PM

NewsRadio

Rap

Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.

Sun, Sep 6 4:30 PM

NewsRadio

Led Zeppelin Boxed Set

Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.

Sun, Sep 6 5:00 PM

Just Shoot Me

Pictures of Lily

Finch lives out a dream when he meets the centerfold model (Morgan Fairchild) he fantasized about as a teenager; Nina and her rock-star boyfriend discuss moving in together.

Sun, Sep 6 5:30 PM

Just Shoot Me

The Comedy Stylings of Rivers & Red

After his father (Brian Dennehy) is forced into early retirement, Finch gets him a job as Jack's driver; Elliott wants revenge after a comic targets him at a club.

Sun, Sep 6 6:00 PM

Just Shoot Me

The Talented Mr. Finch

Finch pretends to be Jack at an important business meeting; Elliott confronts a bully (Jason Marsden).

Sun, Sep 6 6:30 PM

Just Shoot Me

There's Something About Allison

Finch attends his reunion with his pal Bert, now a transsexual named Brandy (Jenny McCarthy); Maya and Elliott decide to become intimate with no strings attached.

Sun, Sep 6 7:00 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and the Trail Scouts

Drew (Drew Carey) has to make a choice when his marriage scam to Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) could cost him his scoutmaster status.

Sun, Sep 6 7:30 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and Kate Become Friends

Lewis and Oswald (Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader) try to help Drew (Drew Carey) get over Kate (Christa Miller) by helping him find another woman.

Sun, Sep 6 8:00 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew Can't Carey a Tune

In an attempt to win the praise of his new boss, Drew (Drew Carey) agrees to sing at his church fund-raiser.

Sun, Sep 6 8:30 PM

The Drew Carey Show

Buzzie Wuzzie Liked His Beer

A trained circus bear helps the gang draw people to their booth at a beer convention. With Drew Carey.

Sun, Sep 6 9:00 PM

Rules of Engagement

May Divorce Be With You

Audrey invites a friend (Tony Hale) to stay with her and Jeff after discovering that his marriage is in trouble.

Sun, Sep 6 9:30 PM

Rules of Engagement

House Money

Audrey tries to convince Jeff that they should use the money he made from selling his car for something fun.

Sun, Sep 6 10:00 PM

Rules of Engagement

Sex Toy Story

After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are lacking adventure in their personal life.

Sun, Sep 6 10:30 PM

Rules of Engagement

Flirting

Jeff discovers that a female colleague wants to have an affair with him; Russell tries to retrieve his phone from an apartment after a one-night stand.

Sun, Sep 6 11:00 PM

Dear John

Aunt Red

Angry at his uncaring father, Red's troubled teenage nephew Danny visits her and asks to stay with her; the support group offers help, so he stays with some of them; he connects only with Kirk, whose bad influence worries Red.

Sun, Sep 6 11:30 PM

Dear John

No More Mr. Nice Guy

A visiting divorce lawyer (Rick Overton) inspires the group to pursue higher goals. Peter Jurasik also guest stars. With Judd Hirsch.

Mon, Sep 7 12:00 AM

Dear John

Pretty Man

John (Judd Hirsch) doesn't realize that his blind date (Christine Cattell) has paid for the experience. Valorie Armstrong also guest stars.

Mon, Sep 7 12:30 AM

Dear John

A Priest's Story

Kirk and his brother (Jere Burns, Kevin Dunn), a priest, feud over a woman. With Judd Hirsch.

Mon, Sep 7 1:00 AM

The John Larroquette Show

The Master Class

John's ego is shattered when he and Dexter enroll in a creative-writing class.

Mon, Sep 7 1:30 AM

The John Larroquette Show

Ring of Fire

Gene (Chi McBride) makes his professional boxing debut; John (John Larroquette) is seduced by Mahalia's (Liz Torres) younger sister (guest star Alex Meneses).

Mon, Sep 7 2:00 AM

The John Larroquette Show

John's Lucky Day

John's luck reaches an end when he bets Catherine's money and the bookie disappears with the winnings.

Mon, Sep 7 2:30 AM

The John Larroquette Show

Black and White and Red All Over

A seductive performance artist invites John to her loft after he writes a scathing newspaper review of her work.

Mon, Sep 7 3:00 AM

Becker

The Usual Suspects

Dr. Becker has so many enemies that he can't figure who would have broken in to vandalize his office.

Mon, Sep 7 3:30 AM

Becker

The Wrong Man

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Mon, Sep 7 4:00 AM

Becker

Beckerethics

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Mon, Sep 7 4:30 AM

Becker

Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em

Jake bets Becker that he can't quit smoking on a day when everything seems to be blowing up in his face.

Mon, Sep 7 5:00 AM

Wings

Oedipus Wrecks

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

Mon, Sep 7 5:30 AM

Wings

Raging Bull ...

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Mon, Sep 7 6:00 AM

Wings

Final Approach

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Mon, Sep 7 6:30 AM

Wings

Final Approach

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Mon, Sep 7 7:00 AM

Mad About You

Back to Work

A meeting with political consultants Mary Matalin and James Carville inspires Jamie to go back to work.

Mon, Sep 7 7:30 AM

Mad About You

The Second Mrs. Buchman

Jamie (Helen Hunt) learns she is Paul's (Paul Reiser) second wife; Paul umpires for his father's (Louis Zorich) league.

Mon, Sep 7 8:00 AM

Mad About You

The Coin of Destiny

After Paul flips a coin to make a decision, he and Jamie end up on ``Hard Copy``; Ira faces a paternity claim.

Mon, Sep 7 8:30 AM

Mad About You

The Caper

The Buchmans' neighbors accuse guests at Paul's birthday bash of stealing a painting from their apartment.

Mon, Sep 7 9:00 AM

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Mon, Sep 7 9:30 AM

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Mon, Sep 7 10:00 AM

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Mon, Sep 7 10:30 AM

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Mon, Sep 7 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Death of a Lodger

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Mon, Sep 7 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

The Battle of Bunker Ill

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Mon, Sep 7 12:00 PM

Benson

Easy Kid Stuff

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Mon, Sep 7 12:30 PM

Benson

Homework

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

Mon, Sep 7 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

My Dad Can't Beat Up Anybody

Mork becomes a crimefighting super hero to gain his son's respect.

Mon, Sep 7 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Long Before We Met

Mork journeys back in time to Mindy's high-school prom to see if she would have loved him if she knew him then.

Mon, Sep 7 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Inna-Gadda-Sabrina

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) life is transformed back to the 1960s when Salem swallows a ``time ball.``

Mon, Sep 7 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Witch Trash

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) rural relatives start a family feud over her magic book. Guest stars: Loni Anderson and Alice Ghostley.

Mon, Sep 7 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Rebel Without a Class

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Mon, Sep 7 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Ode to Simone

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Mon, Sep 7 4:00 PM

Family Ties

It's My Party

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her ``cool friends`` which starts a rift at home.

Mon, Sep 7 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Don't Go Changin'

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Mon, Sep 7 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Who's Minding the Kid?

Billy (Jonathon Halyalkar) is missing when a social worker visits and Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) appear negligent.

Mon, Sep 7 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

Broadcast Blues

Tony and Samantha (Tony Danza, Alyssa Milano) compete for the same broadcaster position at the college. With Judith Light.

Mon, Sep 7 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

A Night to Remember

Willie and Mark (Danny Ponce, Jeremy Licht) go out on a double date chauffeured by their older brother (Jason Bateman).

Mon, Sep 7 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Whose Team Is It Anyway?

Valerie (Valerie Harper) pilots the twins' (Danny Ponce, Jeremy Licht) soccer team after having an argument with the coach.

Mon, Sep 7 7:00 PM

Dear John

Heartburn and Heartache

John must choose between friendship and health when the doctor tells him that Kirk is the cause of his stomach pains.

Mon, Sep 7 7:30 PM

Dear John

Adult Education

John (Judd Hirsch) tries to help Kirk (Jere Burns) get his high-school diploma.

Mon, Sep 7 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

A Moveable Feast

A newspaper editor (guest star Phil Hartman) accuses John (John Larroquette) of committing plagiarism to win a writing contest. With Gigi Rice.

Mon, Sep 7 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Johns

John (John Larroquette) becomes jealous when a man (guest star John Caponera) asks Catherine (Alison La Placa) out.

Mon, Sep 7 9:00 PM

Becker

The Grand Gesture

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Mon, Sep 7 9:30 PM

Becker

A dedicated doctor has a gruff exterior but a soft heart.

Mon, Sep 7 10:00 PM

Wings

A Decent Proposal

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

Mon, Sep 7 10:30 PM

Wings

The Shrink

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

Mon, Sep 7 11:00 PM

Mad About You

Natural History

While visiting a museum, Jamie and Paul wonder about what brought them together. Jamie's convinced it was fate, which annoys Paul. He's also angry that she's spending more time with her friend than him. The pair discover they once met as children.

Mon, Sep 7 11:30 PM

Mad About You

Surprise

Jamie thinks Paul has arranged a surprise party for her 30th birthday, but in fact he has something different planned. It all goes wrong when they are accidentally separated on a crowded subway car en route to the surprise.

Tue, Sep 8 12:00 AM

227

Pity the Poor Working Girl

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Tue, Sep 8 12:30 AM

227

Football Widow

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Tue, Sep 8 1:00 AM

Designing Women

Stranded

A freak snowstorm forces Suzanne and Anthony to share a cheap motel room.

Tue, Sep 8 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Howard the Date

The ladies accompany a socially inept friend (Marc Silver) to his high-school reunion.

Tue, Sep 8 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

Big Brother

Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths.

Tue, Sep 8 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Beep, Beep

Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car.

Tue, Sep 8 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

Hello Goodbye

A party reveals how different Finch and his wife really are; Maya gives out job evaluations at the office.

Tue, Sep 8 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

An Axe to Grind

Elliott's plan to stir up trouble between his friend (Kevin Sorbo) and Maya backfires when the two decide to set up a date.

Tue, Sep 8 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Beer Ball

Drew (Drew Carey) starts his own baseball team and ends up renewing an old rivalry with his brother (guest star John Carroll Lynch).

Tue, Sep 8 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and Kate Boink

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) finally consummate their relationship.

Tue, Sep 8 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

The Big Picture

When Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy; Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss to get a raise.

Tue, Sep 8 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

Fun Run

After telling his co-workers he no longer wants to participate in their fundraisers, Jeff needs to ask them for donations for Audrey's charity run; a recent date gives Russell a taste of his own medicine.

Tue, Sep 8 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

A Year to Remember

On Election Day, the ``F.Y.I.'' staff members (Charles Kimbrough, Candice Bergen, Joe Regalbuto, Grant Shaud, Faith Ford) recall their first significant election experiences.

Tue, Sep 8 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Midnight Plane to Paris

Murphy (Candice Bergen) finally finds a nanny she can trust and gives her infant son a name. With Robert Pastorelli.

Tue, Sep 8 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Cabbie

Insulted by a cabbie (guest star Saverio Guerra), Caroline appeals to the travel commission; Richard (Malcolm Gets) joins a cybercafe; Annie's (Amy Pietz) appointment.

Tue, Sep 8 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Visit From Mom

A visit from Caroline's mother (guest star Edie McClurg) for a photo shoot causes some friction as Annie (Amy Pietz) argues for honesty.

Tue, Sep 8 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

Vicki Moves In

Susan looks for a tactful way to tell Vicki that she is opposed to them living in the same building.

Tue, Sep 8 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

Halloween

Susan accepts Oliver's invitation to carve pumpkins together but ends up sabotaging the date out of fear of being hurt by him.

Tue, Sep 8 9:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 8 9:30 AM

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Tue, Sep 8 10:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 8 10:30 AM

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Tue, Sep 8 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Gloria: The First Day

Gloria lands a job as a veterinarian's assistant.

Tue, Sep 8 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Archie's Night Out

Mr. Van Ranseleer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Tue, Sep 8 12:00 PM

Benson

Handwriting on the Wall

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

Tue, Sep 8 12:30 PM

Benson

The Governor's House Call

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

Tue, Sep 8 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

Rich Mork, Poor Mork

Mearth thinks his parents don't love him after hearing them squabble over expensive toys.

Tue, Sep 8 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Alienation

Upset over being different from other children, Mearth runs away and joins a cult.

Tue, Sep 8 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

To Tell a Mortal

On Friday the 13th, Sabrina learns she can tell any mortal she is a witch, and they won't remember it the next day.

Tue, Sep 8 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves

Sabrina casts nonspecific spells with drastic results and accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin's castle.

Tue, Sep 8 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

Past Imperfect

Charlie is forced to consider cheating on an exam to keep his teaching license.

Tue, Sep 8 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

A Problem Like Maria

Honors student Maria falls for the captain of a rival school's academic team.

Tue, Sep 8 4:00 PM

Family Ties

My Tutor

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Tue, Sep 8 4:30 PM

Family Ties

Mr. Right

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Tue, Sep 8 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Days of Blunder

Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) uses Tony's (Tony Danza) prized Jeep to impress a girl and returns it with a large scratch.

Tue, Sep 8 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

You Can Go Home Again

Tony (Tony Danza) has the cure for Samantha (Alyssa Milano) when she comes home from college with the freshman blues. With Judith Light.

Tue, Sep 8 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Community Theater

Valerie (Valerie Harper) agrees to direct a play for the community theater.

Tue, Sep 8 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Hogan vs. Hogan

Mark's (Jeremy Licht) exotic pet dies while in David's (Jason Bateman) care.

Tue, Sep 8 7:00 PM

Dear John

Freddy's Back

John (Judd Hirsch) agrees to baby-sit Mr. Hendrick's (Raye Birk) parrot.

Tue, Sep 8 7:30 PM

Dear John

The Nightmare Continues

Louise (Jane Carr) encourages the group to confront their relationship problems by using creative visualization.

Tue, Sep 8 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Night Moves

Catherine is terrified when a thief breaks into her building; Carly flaunts her millionaire boyfriend.

Tue, Sep 8 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

An Odd Cup of Tea

John (John Larroquette) is surprised when he revisits his childhood home and finds the father (guest star Richard Mulligan) he thought was dead.

Tue, Sep 8 9:00 PM

Becker

Papa Does Preach

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Tue, Sep 8 9:30 PM

Becker

Atlas Shirked

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

Tue, Sep 8 10:00 PM

Wings

The Spark and How to Get It

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a ``spark,`` Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

Tue, Sep 8 10:30 PM

Wings

The Waxman Cometh

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Tue, Sep 8 11:00 PM

Mad About You

A Pair of Hearts

Jamie and Paul are invited to join Ira and Fran on a free weekend in Atlantic City. They discover it's been arranged by Marianne, Ira's long estranged ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper), who needs him to sign their divorce papers.

Tue, Sep 8 11:30 PM

Mad About You

It's a Wrap

Jamie's looking for another job but can't decide what she wants to do; she wants to go on a double date with Paul's boss, Lou, and his girlfriend, but Paul is against it because he's angry with Lou for editing his film and not telling him.

Wed, Sep 9 12:00 AM

227

A Daughter Is a Precious Thing

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Wed, Sep 9 12:30 AM

227

The Big Piano Play-Off

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Wed, Sep 9 1:00 AM

Designing Women

I'll Be Home for Christmas

A hired Santa steals all the gifts under the tree at Sugarbakers.

Wed, Sep 9 1:30 AM

Designing Women

Great Expectations

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Wed, Sep 9 2:00 AM

NewsRadio

Balloon

Jimmy (Stephen Root) plans a hot-air balloon trip, and Lisa (Maura Tierney) covers the story; Bill's (Phil Hartman) new habit disgusts Dave (Dave Foley).

Wed, Sep 9 2:30 AM

NewsRadio

Copy Machine

Joe thinks he is responsible for the death of an obscure staff member.

Wed, Sep 9 3:00 AM

Just Shoot Me

First Date

Maya's former assistant Cindy returns as a media buyer, and Jack makes Maya take her out for the evening.

Wed, Sep 9 3:30 AM

Just Shoot Me

Love Is in the Air

Jack tries to convince his ex-wife (Victoria Principal) to marry her new boyfriend, who is putting the moves on Maya.

Wed, Sep 9 4:00 AM

The Drew Carey Show

A Very Special Drew

A spoof shows to what ends television shows will go in order to win awards.

Wed, Sep 9 4:30 AM

The Drew Carey Show

Drew Pops Something on Kate

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his job and can only find work in his old high-school cafeteria. With Christa Miller and Ryan Stiles.

Wed, Sep 9 5:00 AM

Rules of Engagement

Refusing to Budget

After the utilities in Russell's apartment are turned off, Timmy helps him realize he needs a budget.

Wed, Sep 9 5:30 AM

Rules of Engagement

Little Bummer Boy

Russell borrows a holiday gift concept from Adam; Audrey tries to make people laugh.

Wed, Sep 9 6:00 AM

Murphy Brown

Me Thinks My Parents Doth Protest Too Much

Miles (Grant Shaud) is embarrassed when his activist parents (Richard Libertini, Kelly Bishop) come to town to participate in a demonstration.

Wed, Sep 9 6:30 AM

Murphy Brown

Winners Take All

When the ``F.Y.I.'' staff is presented with a prestigious award, a clash of egos disrupts the ceremony.

Wed, Sep 9 7:00 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Little White Lies

Caroline (Lea Thompson) helps Angie (guest star Candice Azzara); Del and Charlie's (Eric Lutes, Andy Lauer) fictional gay relationship presents problems for Del's new love interest (guest star Angie Everhart).

Wed, Sep 9 7:30 AM

Caroline in the City

Caroline and the Killer Dad

Richard's (Malcolm Gets) takes a scary trip with Julia's (Sofia Milos) father, Carlo (guest star Charles Cioffi); Annie's (Amy Pietz) mother arranges a date.

Wed, Sep 9 8:00 AM

Suddenly Susan

The Cheerleaders

A feminist Susan gets caught up in the excitement when she becomes a cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers.

Wed, Sep 9 8:30 AM

Suddenly Susan

The Wish List

Jealous of Maddy's engagement, Susan seeks her former idol (Leif Garrett) to fulfill a childhood goal.

Wed, Sep 9 9:00 AM

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Wed, Sep 9 9:30 AM

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Prosvent is a doctor formulated blend of rejuvenating herbs and nutrients that help protect overall prostate health.

Wed, Sep 9 10:00 AM

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Wed, Sep 9 10:30 AM

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Wed, Sep 9 11:00 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

Gary's Ex

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

Wed, Sep 9 11:30 AM

Archie Bunker's Place

The Eyewitnesses

Archie's kitchen help Raul and Jose witness a mugging outside the bar but risk deportation if they go to the police.

Wed, Sep 9 12:00 PM

Benson

All Shook Up

An earthquake traps Benson and Clayton, and the governor runs the state from the kitchen.

Wed, Sep 9 12:30 PM

Benson

Lifesaver

Benson saves Kraus' life when she chokes on a doughnut, and Kraus drives him crazy with her gratitude.

Wed, Sep 9 1:00 PM

Mork & Mindy

P.S. 2001

Mearth begins school on Ork.

Wed, Sep 9 1:30 PM

Mork & Mindy

Pajama Game II

One of Mearth's sleep-over school friends turns out to be voluptuous classmate Zelka.

Wed, Sep 9 2:00 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina Claus

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and Salem fill in for an injured Santa Claus (guest star John Ratzenberger) on Christmas Eve. Johnny Mathis also guest stars.

Wed, Sep 9 2:30 PM

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Little Big Kraft

When Mr. Kraft is appointed chaperon of the class ski trip, Sabrina casts a spell to give him a teenager's outlook on life.

Wed, Sep 9 3:00 PM

Head of the Class

The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming

In an academic competition against Soviet students, Eric refuses to participate because he doesn't want to look like a nerd.

Wed, Sep 9 3:30 PM

Head of the Class

Valentine's Day

Charlie's students discuss their love lives on Valentine's Day.

Wed, Sep 9 4:00 PM

Family Ties

Just One Look

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Wed, Sep 9 4:30 PM

Family Ties

How Do You Sleep?

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Wed, Sep 9 5:00 PM

Who's the Boss?

Ms. Mom

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) trade roles when Tony goes back to school and Angela agrees to stay home.

Wed, Sep 9 5:30 PM

Who's the Boss?

The Unsinkable Tony Micelli

Tony (Tony Danza) is forced to reveal his hidden secret when Billy (Jonathan Halyalkar) suggests they go swimming. With Judith Light.

Wed, Sep 9 6:00 PM

Hogan Family

Oedipus Wrecks

David (Jason Bateman) wrecks his father's (Josh Taylor) sports car while trying to impress his girlfriend.

Wed, Sep 9 6:30 PM

Hogan Family

Shape Up and Move Out

Valerie (Valerie Harper) attempts to lose weight to prepare for an upcoming beach vacation. With Jason Bateman and Danny Ponce.

Wed, Sep 9 7:00 PM

Dear John

Pilot

John (Judd Hirsch) reluctantly checks out a singles support group at a local community theater. With Isabella Hofmann.

Wed, Sep 9 7:30 PM

Dear John

Ralph's Curse

Ralph (Harry Groener) is convinced he is the victim of an ancient Egyptian curse. With Judd Hirsch and Isabella Hofmann.

Wed, Sep 9 8:00 PM

The John Larroquette Show

Love on the Line

Disguising his on-line identity, John (John Larroquette) uses the Internet to make a date with Catherine (Alison LaPlaca).

Wed, Sep 9 8:30 PM

The John Larroquette Show

The Master Class

John's ego is shattered when he and Dexter enroll in a creative-writing class.

Wed, Sep 9 9:00 PM

Becker

Blind Injustice

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Wed, Sep 9 9:30 PM

Becker

Chris-Mess

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

Wed, Sep 9 10:00 PM

Wings

Miss Jenkins

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Wed, Sep 9 10:30 PM

Wings

Fools Russian

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Wed, Sep 9 11:00 PM

Mad About You

Edna Returns

Lisa becomes famous when her psychologist publishes a book blaming Jamie for Lisa's problems. Jamie's not pleased at what's said about her and Paul gets caught in the middle when the sisters argue.

Wed, Sep 9 11:30 PM

Mad About You

Paul Is Dead

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

Thu, Sep 10 12:00 AM

227

Mary's Christmas

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Thu, Sep 10 12:30 AM

227

The Bed of Rose's

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

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