KPTVDT2 Schedule

George Lopez

Love Bites

2026-05-27 20:30:00 PST - 2026-05-27 21:00:00 PST

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

George Lopez

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

2026-05-27 21:00:00 PST - 2026-05-27 21:30:00 PST

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

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Charity

2026-05-27 21:30:00 PST - 2026-05-27 22:00:00 PST

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Roseanne

One for the Road

2026-05-27 22:00:00 PST - 2026-05-27 22:30:00 PST

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne

An Officer and a Gentleman

2026-05-27 22:30:00 PST - 2026-05-27 23:00:00 PST

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

The Nanny

The Boca Story

2026-05-27 23:00:00 PST - 2026-05-27 23:30:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

The Nanny

Fran's Gotta Have It

2026-05-27 23:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 00:00:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

The Nanny

The Morning After

2026-05-28 00:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 00:30:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

The Nanny

First Date

2026-05-28 00:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 01:00:00 PST

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

Bob Hearts Abishola

Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle

2026-05-28 01:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 01:30:00 PST

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Subpoena Is a Tiny Hug

2026-05-28 01:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 02:00:00 PST

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Paid Programming

2026-05-28 02:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 02:30:00 PST

Paid programming.

Paid Programming

2026-05-28 02:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 03:00:00 PST

Paid programming.

Highway to Heaven

Man to Man

2026-05-28 03:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 04:00:00 PST

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

Highway to Heaven

Jonathan Smith Goes to Washington

2026-05-28 04:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 05:00:00 PST

A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Malcolm & Eddie

Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates From Hell

2026-05-28 05:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 05:30:00 PST

Leonard's date humiliates him at the Fifty/Fifty Club; Eddie's date plans to broadcast their rendezvous over the Internet.

Malcolm & Eddie

A Fowl and Stormy Night

2026-05-28 05:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 06:00:00 PST

Malcolm and Eddie find themselves stranded in a deserted town by a hurricane on Thanksgiving.

The Steve Harvey Show

That's My Momma

2026-05-28 06:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 06:30:00 PST

Steve's mother (guest star Isabel Sanford) comes to town for Thanksgiving and pressures her son (Steve Harvey) to settle down. With Merlin Santana.

The Steve Harvey Show

Pool Sharks Git Bit

2026-05-28 06:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 07:00:00 PST

Steve and Cedric must prove their skill as pool players when Romeo and Bullethead lose school funds to some hustlers.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Courtship of Mark Cooper

2026-05-28 07:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 07:30:00 PST

While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Wedding Bell Blues

2026-05-28 07:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 08:00:00 PST

Mark (Mark Curry) tries to steer P.J. (Nell Carter) away from marriage; Queen Latifah meets an ardent fan -- Nicole (Raven-Symone). Queen Latifah guest stars as herself.

The Nanny

The Will

2026-05-28 08:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 08:30:00 PST

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

The Nanny

The Nanny Behind the Man

2026-05-28 08:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 09:00:00 PST

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

Roseanne

Two for One

2026-05-28 09:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 09:30:00 PST

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Roseanne

Snoop Davey Dave

2026-05-28 09:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 10:00:00 PST

Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

Roseanne

Girl Talk

2026-05-28 10:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 10:30:00 PST

When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Roseanne

Sleeper

2026-05-28 10:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 11:00:00 PST

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

2026-05-28 11:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 11:30:00 PST

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

2026-05-28 11:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 12:00:00 PST

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

2026-05-28 12:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 12:30:00 PST

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

2026-05-28 12:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 13:00:00 PST

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel

2026-05-28 13:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 13:30:00 PST

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

Married ... With Children

The Dateless Amigo

2026-05-28 13:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 14:00:00 PST

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

Married ... With Children

The Computer Show

2026-05-28 14:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 14:30:00 PST

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

Married ... With Children

Life's a Beach

2026-05-28 14:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 15:00:00 PST

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

Married ... With Children

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

2026-05-28 15:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 15:30:00 PST

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Married ... With Children

Hot off the Grill

2026-05-28 15:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 16:00:00 PST

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

The King of Queens

Party Favor

2026-05-28 16:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 16:30:00 PST

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

The King of Queens

Fair Game

2026-05-28 16:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 17:00:00 PST

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens

The Shmenkmans

2026-05-28 17:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 17:30:00 PST

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

The King of Queens

Meet By-Product

2026-05-28 17:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 18:00:00 PST

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Two and a Half Men

Working for Caligula

2026-05-28 18:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 18:30:00 PST

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Two and a Half Men

Who's Vod Kanockers?

2026-05-28 18:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 19:00:00 PST

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Two and a Half Men

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

2026-05-28 19:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 19:30:00 PST

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Two and a Half Men

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

2026-05-28 19:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 20:00:00 PST

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

George Lopez

Meet the Cuban Parents

2026-05-28 20:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 20:30:00 PST

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

George Lopez

This Old Casa

2026-05-28 20:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 21:00:00 PST

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

George Lopez

Super Bowl

2026-05-28 21:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 21:30:00 PST

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George Lopez

The Valentine's Day Massacre

2026-05-28 21:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 22:00:00 PST

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Roseanne

Born to Be Wild

2026-05-28 22:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 22:30:00 PST

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne

Hair

2026-05-28 22:30:00 PST - 2026-05-28 23:00:00 PST

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

The Nanny

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

2026-05-28 23:00:00 PST - 2026-05-28 23:30:00 PST

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

The Nanny

Fransom

2026-05-28 23:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 00:00:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

The Nanny

The Ex-Niles

2026-05-29 00:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 00:30:00 PST

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

The Nanny

A Decent Proposal

2026-05-29 00:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 01:00:00 PST

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

Bob Hearts Abishola

These Giants Are Flexible

2026-05-29 01:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 01:30:00 PST

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Compress to Impress

2026-05-29 01:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 02:00:00 PST

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

Paid Programming

2026-05-29 02:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 02:30:00 PST

Paid programming.

Paid Programming

2026-05-29 02:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 03:00:00 PST

Paid programming.

Highway to Heaven

Oh Lucky Man

2026-05-29 03:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 04:00:00 PST

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Highway to Heaven

Basinger's New York

2026-05-29 04:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 05:00:00 PST

Jonathan and Mark help a cynical newspaper columnist find the Christmas spirit when he can't come up with a story on Christmas Eve.

Malcolm & Eddie

Your Number's Up

2026-05-29 05:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 05:30:00 PST

When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.

Malcolm & Eddie

Bullets Over Kansas City

2026-05-29 05:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 06:00:00 PST

After Eddie's adversary makes him a job offer, Nicolette writes a story about rival nightclub owners in the 1920s.

The Steve Harvey Show

Coming to Chicago

2026-05-29 06:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 06:30:00 PST

Steve (Steve Harvey) hurts Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) feelings when he has a fling with an old flame. Guest star Brian McKnight plays himself.

The Steve Harvey Show

African-American Me

2026-05-29 06:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 07:00:00 PST

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) asks Steve (Steve Harvey) to back up her church choir on piano.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Truth or Consequences

2026-05-29 07:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 07:30:00 PST

Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Trading Places

2026-05-29 07:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 08:00:00 PST

Mark (Mark Curry) wants Vanessa (Holly Robinson) to act as his wife to make a good impression on her new boss.

The Nanny

A Fine Friendship

2026-05-29 08:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 08:30:00 PST

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

2026-05-29 08:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 09:00:00 PST

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

2026-05-29 09:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 09:30:00 PST

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne

Follow the Son

2026-05-29 09:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 10:00:00 PST

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne

Punch and Jimmy

2026-05-29 10:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 10:30:00 PST

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Roseanne

White Men Can't Kiss

2026-05-29 10:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 11:00:00 PST

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

George Lopez

George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

2026-05-29 11:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 11:30:00 PST

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

2026-05-29 11:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 12:00:00 PST

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

2026-05-29 12:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 12:30:00 PST

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

2026-05-29 12:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 13:00:00 PST

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Married ... With Children

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

2026-05-29 13:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 13:30:00 PST

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

Married ... With Children

Buck Saves the Day

2026-05-29 13:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 14:00:00 PST

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Married ... With Children

Tooth or Consequences

2026-05-29 14:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 14:30:00 PST

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Married ... With Children

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

2026-05-29 14:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 15:00:00 PST

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

Married ... With Children

Fair Exchange

2026-05-29 15:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 15:30:00 PST

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

Married ... With Children

Desperately Seeking Miss October

2026-05-29 15:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 16:00:00 PST

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

The King of Queens

Wild Cards

2026-05-29 16:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 16:30:00 PST

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

The King of Queens

Surprise Artie

2026-05-29 16:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 17:00:00 PST

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

The King of Queens

Big Dougie

2026-05-29 17:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 17:30:00 PST

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

The King of Queens

Soft Touch

2026-05-29 17:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 18:00:00 PST

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Two and a Half Men

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

2026-05-29 18:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 18:30:00 PST

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Two and a Half Men

Apologies for the Frivolity

2026-05-29 18:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 19:00:00 PST

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

2026-05-29 19:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 19:30:00 PST

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men

Release the Dogs

2026-05-29 19:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 20:00:00 PST

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

George Lopez

Girl Fight

2026-05-29 20:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 20:30:00 PST

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George Lopez

George vs. George

2026-05-29 20:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 21:00:00 PST

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Real Men

2026-05-29 21:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 21:30:00 PST

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Good, the Bad and the Hairless

2026-05-29 21:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 22:00:00 PST

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob ``Captain Kangaroo`` Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a ``cool`` prank.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Wrestling Opera

2026-05-29 22:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 22:30:00 PST

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into ``Macho Man'' Randy Savage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Twister of Fate

2026-05-29 22:30:00 PST - 2026-05-29 23:00:00 PST

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The Nanny

Mommy and Mai

2026-05-29 23:00:00 PST - 2026-05-29 23:30:00 PST

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

The Nanny

Fair Weather Fran

2026-05-29 23:30:00 PST - 2026-05-30 00:00:00 PST

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

The Nanny

Educating Fran

2026-05-30 00:00:00 PST - 2026-05-30 00:30:00 PST

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.