KPTVDT2 TV Schedule

Roseanne

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George Lopez

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

George Lopez

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George Lopez

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Married ... With Children

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.``

Married ... With Children

Kelly Takes a Shot

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Married ... With Children

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Married ... With Children

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

The King of Queens

Bun Dummy

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

The King of Queens

Shrink Wrap

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

The King of Queens

Eddie Money

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

The King of Queens

Two Thirty

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Two and a Half Men

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Two and a Half Men

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Two and a Half Men

Release the Dogs

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

George Lopez

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

George Lopez

Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Family Feud

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Matt About You

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Clan of the Bare Caves

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

The Nanny

Lamb Chop's on the Menu

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

The Nanny

Close Shave

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

The Nanny

What the Butler Sung

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

The Nanny

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Two Rusty Tractors

Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Camp Bananas

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

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Highway to Heaven

Cindy

Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Highway to Heaven

The Devil and Jonathan Smith

Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

Columbo

A Stitch in Crime

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

Columbo

The Most Dangerous Match

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Columbo

A Bird in the Hand...

Columbo investigates a hit and run, followed by a car explosion.

Columbo

It's All in the Game

Two women kill their two-timing lover but have solid alibis; one of the women tries to seduce Columbo to keep him off her trail.

Columbo

Butterfly in Shades of Grey

Columbo investigates a case involving argumentative radio talk show host Fielding Chase.

Frasier

A Crane's Critique

After pursuing a reclusive author, Frasier and Niles return to find the esteemed writer having a beer with their father.

Frasier

Head Game

Niles fills in for Frasier on the radio and helps an NBA star out of a slump.

Frasier

Mixed Doubles

Niles' opportunity with Daphne slips away when he hesitates after her breakup.

Frasier

A Lilith Thanksgiving

The Cranes journey to Boston to celebrate Thanksgiving with Lilith and Frederick (Bebe Neuwirth and Trevor Einhorn).

Frasier

Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven

Martin buys gifts for Frasier and Niles; Niles plans a party.

Frasier

Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine

Frasier and Niles discover their father is dating two women simultaneously.

Columbo

Murder by the Book

A blackmailer interferes with a mystery writer's scheme to kill his former partner in a perfect crime.

Columbo

Death Lends a Hand

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Deedee Day

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Moonstruck

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in ``mooning,'' a Foxworthy rite of passage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Shootout at the Comedy Corral

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

One Wedding and a Baby

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The List Is Strife

Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.

The Munsters

Come Back, Little Googie

Grandpa tries to turn Eddie's nasty pal (Bill Mumy) into a rabbit.

The Munsters

Far Out Munsters

A visiting rock 'n' roll group attempts to rent the Munster house for privacy.

The Munsters

Munsters on the Move

Herman is offered a job promotion that would mean moving out of town.

The Munsters

Movie Star Munster

Two gangsters try to use Herman to swindle insurance companies.

Murdoch Mysteries

Honeymoon in Hampshire

Honeymooning in England, Crabtree and Effie find a dead hotel guest while Murdoch investigates an apparent suicide.

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Highway to Heaven

Birds of a Feather

Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French.

Highway to Heaven

Popcorn, Peanuts and Cracker Jacks

When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Love Is a Battlefield

Dylan Dreyer discovers animals with unusual strategies for finding a mate, from battles between suitors in the snow to a colorful courtship dance on an Australian beach.

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Blazing Ahead

TNT and Torch reminisce on their early days of blazing the trail for a new generation of female Globetrotters; the team visits an Atlanta organization that cultivates Paralympian athletes and a New Orleans program that mentors kids through music.

Wild Child

Wild in Winter

Sheinelle Jones takes a trek to some of Earth's wildest places in winter, home to polar bears, European lynx and some very furry seal babies.

Wild Child

The Forest's Finest

Sheinelle Jones takes a walk in the woods to see the extraordinary animals that call Earth's jungles and forests home.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Protecting the Prairie Chicken

Peter and Dr. Rae explore the Gulf Coast to learn about one of North America's rarest birds, Attwater's prairie chicken; Peter meets with wildlife refuge specialists in Texas; Dr. Rae visits a wildlife center working to rejuvenate the population.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Guardians of the Wild

Peter and Dr. Rae spotlight icons of conservation working tirelessly to protect wildlife; Dr. Rae explores sea turtles in the Bahamas and the harpy eagle in Panama, while Peter explores polar bears at the Columbus Zoo and whale sharks in Mexico.

The Nanny

The Unkindest Cut

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of ``Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.`` With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

The Nanny

The Kibbutz

After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

An Offer She Can't Refuse

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Fashion Show

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion ``don't`` in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

The King of Queens

Dougie Houser

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

The King of Queens

Eggsit Strategy

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

The King of Queens

American Idle

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

The King of Queens

Santa Claustrophobia

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

The King of Queens

Thanks, Man

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

The King of Queens

Frigid Heirs

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

The King of Queens

Switch Sitters

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

The King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Frasier

The Good Son

After moving to Seattle, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) decides to have his father (John Mahoney) move in with him. With David Hyde Pierce.

Frasier

Space Quest

Frasier is constantly interrupted when he tries to find a quiet place to read.

Frasier

Dinner at Eight

Martin turns the tables on Frasier and Niles when they decide to take him to dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Frasier

Crock Tales

Frasier finds an old earthenware crock in his kitchen that brings back memories, including the time Roz set him up with her friend (Rosie Perez).

Frasier

Goodnight, Seattle

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Frasier

Goodnight, Seattle

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Two and a Half Men

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Two and a Half Men

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Two and a Half Men

City of Great Racks

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Two and a Half Men

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Two and a Half Men

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Two and a Half Men

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Two and a Half Men

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Two and a Half Men

Tight's Good

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Where the Donuts Are Good. Not Great

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gift

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

My Dinner With Betty

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Florus is dismayed to find out that real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

The Munsters

Herman the Rookie

Herman is given a tryout by Leo Durocher after his mighty drive sends a baseball sailing out of the ballpark.

The Munsters

Country Club Munsters

Herman is convinced that a television competition is fixed, until he wins free membership at an exclusive country club.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Cats in a Bathtub

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Your Beans Are Flatlining

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

Murdoch Mysteries

Dash to Death

As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise.

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The Nanny

Where's Fran

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

The Nanny

The Grandmas

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

The Nanny

Val's Boyfriend

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Married ... With Children

We'll Follow the Sun

The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.

Married ... With Children

Al ... With Kelly

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.

Married ... With Children

Sue Casa, His Casa

When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.

Married ... With Children

The Unnatural

Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).

The King of Queens

Window Pain

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

The King of Queens

Arthur, Spooner

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Roseanne

The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Roseanne

Out of the Past

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Roseanne

Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne

We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne

Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

George Lopez

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

George Lopez

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

George Lopez

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

George Lopez

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

Married ... With Children

25 Years and What Do You Get?

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

Married ... With Children

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Married ... With Children

The Undergraduate

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Married ... With Children

User Friendly

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

The King of Queens

Kirbed Enthusiasm

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens

Holy Mackerel

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

The King of Queens

Jung Frankenstein

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

The King of Queens

Mammary Lane

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Two and a Half Men

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Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Two and a Half Men

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Two and a Half Men

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

George Lopez

Meet the Cuban Parents

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

George Lopez

This Old Casa

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

George Lopez

Super Bowl

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George Lopez

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Roseanne

Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

The Nanny

Pilot

A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

The Nanny

Smoke Gets in Your Lies

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

The Nanny

My Fair Nanny

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

The Nanny

The Nuchshlep

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Your Father's Kingdom

Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sleeping Next to an Old Boat

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

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The Nanny

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

The Nanny

Where's the Pearls?

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

That's Midlife

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a mid-life crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Married ... With Children

Dance Show

After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Bounces Back

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Aliens

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

Married ... With Children

Wabbit Season

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

The King of Queens

Business Affairs

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

The King of Queens

Flash Photography

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Roseanne

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Roseanne

Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne

Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Roseanne

Fights and Stuff

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne

Call Waiting

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

George Lopez

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez

Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

George Lopez

George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

George Lopez

Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Married ... With Children

Shoeless Al

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Married ... With Children

Pump Fiction

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Married ... With Children

Radio Free Trumaine

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Married ... With Children

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Married ... With Children

A Shoe Room With a View

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Briard

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

The King of Queens

Flame Resistant

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

The King of Queens

Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

The King of Queens

Mentalo Case

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

The King of Queens

Loaner Car

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Two and a Half Men

For the Sake of the Child

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Two and a Half Men

Give Me Your Thumb

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Two and a Half Men

Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Two and a Half Men

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

George Lopez

Girl Fight

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George Lopez

George vs. George

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

George Lopez

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George Lopez

Profiles in Courage

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Roseanne

Millions From Heaven

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Roseanne

What a Day for a Daydream

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

The Nanny

Here Comes the Brood

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

The Nanny

The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

The Nanny

Imaginary Friend

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

The Nanny

The Christmas Show

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Estée Lauder and Goat Meat

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tight Ass Is a Wonderful Thing

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

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The Nanny

The Cantor Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

The Nanny

Green Card

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

The Nanny

Ship of Fran's

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

The Nanny

A Pup in Paris

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Married ... With Children

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Married ... With Children

One Down, Two to Go

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

Married ... With Children

And Baby Makes Money

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

Married ... With Children

Married ... With Who

Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.

The King of Queens

Golden Moldy

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

The King of Queens

S'poor House

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

Roseanne

Honor Thy Mother

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

Roseanne

Someday My Prince Will Come

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

Roseanne

Pampered to a Pulp

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Roseanne

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne

Roseambo

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

George Lopez

Leave It to Lopez

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

George Lopez

Sk8r Boyz

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

George Lopez

The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

George Lopez

Trouble in Paradise

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

Married ... With Children

Reverend Al

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Married ... With Children

How Bleen Was My Kelly

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

Married ... With Children

The Weaker Sex

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Married ... With Children

Flight of the Bumblebee

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Married ... With Children

Blonde and Blonder

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl II

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

The King of Queens

Attention Deficit

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

The King of Queens

Steve Moscow

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

The King of Queens

Animal Attraction

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

The King of Queens

Prints Charming

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Two and a Half Men

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Two and a Half Men

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Two and a Half Men

Warning, It's Dirty

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Two and a Half Men

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

George Lopez

Secrets and Lies

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George Lopez

Girls Night Out

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

George Lopez

I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George Lopez

Team Leader

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

Roseanne

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Roseanne

Mothers and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

The Nanny

Personal Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.

The Nanny

The Nanny-in-Law

When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.

The Nanny

A Plot for Nanny

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

The Nanny

The Show Must Go On

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Idle Nigerians

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Wrong Adebambo

When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up.

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The Nanny

The Tart With Heart

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

The Nanny

The Cradle Robbers

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

The Nanny

The Bird's Nest

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

The Nanny

The Rosie Show

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Married ... With Children

The Godfather

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

Married ... With Children

Look Who's Barking

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

Married ... With Children

A Man's Castle

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Married ... With Children

All-Nite Security Dude

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

The King of Queens

Cowardly Lyin'

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

The King of Queens

Queens'bro Bridge

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Roseanne

Home for the Holidays

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Roseanne

Say It Ain't So

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Roseanne

Hit the Road, Jack

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

Roseanne

The War Room

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne

Lanford's Elite

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Roseanne

Some Enchanted Merger

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

George Lopez

E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George Lopez

A Clear and Presentless Danger

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

George Lopez

Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

George Lopez

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Married ... With Children

Bearly Men

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Married ... With Children

The Two That Got Away

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Married ... With Children

I Can't Believe It's Butter

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Married ... With Children

Love Conquers Al

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

The King of Queens

Driving Reign

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

The King of Queens

Clothes Encounter

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

The King of Queens

Bed Spread

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

The King of Queens

Taste Buds

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Two and a Half Men

Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Two and a Half Men

Crude and Uncalled For

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Two and a Half Men

Aye, Aye, Captain

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Two and a Half Men

Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

George Lopez

George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

George Lopez

Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Roseanne

A Second Chance

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Roseanne

The Miracle

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

The Nanny

Maggie the Model

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

The Nanny

The Family Plumbing

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

The Nanny

Deep Throat

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The Nanny

Schlepped Away

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Bob Hearts Abishola

An Afro and a Peugeot

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Honest Yak Prices

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married.

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The Nanny

Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

The Nanny

Me and Mrs. Joan

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

The Nanny

The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

The Nanny

An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Married ... With Children

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.

Married ... With Children

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.

Married ... With Children

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.

Married ... With Children

Top of the Heap

After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.

The King of Queens

Dog Shelter

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

The King of Queens

King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

Roseanne

Roseanne-Feld

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Roseanne

The Truth Be Told

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

Roseanne

Arsenic and Old Mom

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne

Into That Good Night

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

Roseanne

Twenty Years to Life

Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.

George Lopez

George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George Lopez

George Gets Assisterance

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

George Lopez

Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

George Lopez

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Married ... With Children

Calendar Girl

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a ``Women of Trumaine`` calendar.

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

Married ... With Children

The Agony and the Extra C

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

Married ... With Children

Turning Japanese

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Married ... With Children

Bud Hits the Books

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

The King of Queens

Dreading Vows

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Nocturnal Omission

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Two and a Half Men

I Found Your Mustache

Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing.

Two and a Half Men

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Two and a Half Men

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

Two and a Half Men

I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.``

George Lopez

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George Lopez

Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

George Lopez

Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George Lopez

Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

Roseanne

Dress to Impress

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Roseanne

Roseanne Gets the Chair

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

The Nanny

Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

The Nanny

Sunday in the Park With Fran

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

The Gym Teacher

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

The Nanny

Ode to Barbara Joan

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Twerk O' Clock

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tunde the Boy King

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader.

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Highway to Heaven

The Monster

Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople.

Highway to Heaven

The Monster

Scotty faces prejudice when he defends a disfigured artist on an assault charge. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

Columbo

Double Shock

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

Columbo

Lovely but Lethal

A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula.

Columbo

Undercover

The disheveled detective sets out to solve an unusual double murder in which two men have apparently killed each other.

Columbo

Strange Bedfellows

The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.

Columbo

A Trace of Murder

Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stock broker's murder.

The Munsters

Love Comes to Mockingbird Heights

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

The Munsters

Mummy Munster

Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy.

The Munsters

Lily Munster, Girl Model

Lily works as a model.

The Munsters

Munster the Magnificent

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

The Munsters

Herman's Happy Valley

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

The Munsters

Hot Rod Herman

Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father.

Columbo: Prescription: Murder (1968)

Despite an alibi, Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk) thinks that a smooth Hollywood psychiatrist (Gene Barry) has killed his wife.

Columbo

Ransom for a Dead Man

An attorney murders her husband, fakes his kidnapping and keeps the ransom.

Highway to Heaven

Highway to Heaven

Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the highway to heaven.

Highway to Heaven

Highway to Heaven

Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the Highway to Heaven.

Murdoch Mysteries

D.O.A.

The sudden death of a key witness leaves Murdoch physically unsettled.

The Munsters

Herman's Raise

When Herman is forced to work overtime at the parlour, Lily grows furious and convinces him that he deserves a raise; he is fired when he demands an increase in pay.

The Munsters

Yes, Galen, There Is a Herman

Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster.

The Munsters

Herman's Child Psychology

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

The Munsters

Herman, the Master Spy

Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean.

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Highway to Heaven

The Good Doctor

Football-gear managers Jonathan and Mark discover that the star player's injury has resulted in drug dependency.

Highway to Heaven

Alone

Jonathan places a homeless, mentally impaired teen with a wealthy, but troubled, family.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Wonders of Italy

Dylan Dreyer gets to know the beautiful semi-wild horses of Italy's coast, along with foxes, wolves, pheasants and more.

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Pull the Strings

Torch, Ace and TNT mentor a special group of girls in Atlanta; Wham brings Thunder, Coach Lou, his elementary school teacher and her class to an Atlanta museum to learn about the art of puppetry; TNT sinks an amazing shot in New York's Rucker Park.

Wild Child

Sand and Sea Babies

Sheinelle Jones explores some of the world's beaches, seas and mangrove forests, home to delightful penguins, whales, manatees and more.

Wild Child

Down in the Drylands

Sheinelle Jones breaks out the sunscreen and heads into Earth's prairies and deserts to find the animals that thrive in the sun and sand.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Urban Wildlife

Peter and Dr. Rae explore an issue that hits close to home -- protecting urban wildlife whose natural habitat puts them in conflict with humans, often in harm's way; Peter learns the story of P-22, a Los Angeles mountain lion.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Women in Conservation

Dr. Rae and Peter celebrate women leading wildlife conservation efforts; Peter helps Lauren Hinson with baby coatis and joins Orla O'Brien surveying whales; Dr. Rae learns about saving whales with Rachel Rhodes and ocelots with Dr. Ashley Reeves.

The Nanny

Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

The Nanny

The Car Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

The Nanny

Hurricane Fran

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

The Nanny

Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The King of Queens

Fatty McButterpants

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

The King of Queens

Roast Chicken

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

The King of Queens

Do Rico

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

The King of Queens

Strike One

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

The King of Queens

Strike Too

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

The King of Queens

Strike Out

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

The King of Queens

Class Struggle

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

The King of Queens

Dark Meet

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

The King of Queens

Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

The King of Queens

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Two and a Half Men

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Two and a Half Men

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Two and a Half Men

The Soil Is Moist

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Two and a Half Men

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Two and a Half Men

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Two and a Half Men

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Two and a Half Men

Fish in a Drawer

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Two and a Half Men

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Two and a Half Men

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Two and a Half Men

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

George Lopez

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

George Lopez

Bringing Home the Bacon

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Puppy Love Triangle

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Practical Joke

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Thanksgiving Episode

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Like Florus, Like Son

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on ``Take Your Kids to Work Day.''.

Bob Hearts Abishola

One Man, No Baby

When word gets out that Bob and Abishola might be trying to have a baby, the expectations from family, friends and employees start to take a toll on the couple.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Subpoena Is a Tiny Hug

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Murdoch Mysteries

Porcelain Maiden

Higgins enlists Watts help after he messes up the courier delivery of a horse statue for some very dangerous thugs.

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The Nanny

Kissing Cousins

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

The Nanny

The Fifth Wheel

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

The Nanny

The Nose Knows

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

The Nanny

The Bank Robbery

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Married ... With Children

You Better Shop Around

When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.

Married ... With Children

You Better Shop Around

Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

Married ... With Children

Route 666

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

The King of Queens

Secret Garden

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

The King of Queens

Affidavit Justice

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Roseanne

Eggs Over, Not Easy

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

Roseanne

Darlene v. David

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Roseanne

No Country for Old Women

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

Roseanne

Go Cubs

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

Roseanne

Netflix & Pill

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

Roseanne

Knee Deep

Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.

George Lopez

George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George Lopez

George Watcha's Out for Jason

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

Married ... With Children

Al Goes to the Dogs

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Married ... With Children

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Married ... With Children

Enemies

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Married ... With Children

Torch Song Duet

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Married ... With Children

The Joke's on Al

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Married ... With Children

Twisted

A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.

The King of Queens

Dougie Houser

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

The King of Queens

Eggsit Strategy

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

The King of Queens

American Idle

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

The King of Queens

Santa Claustrophobia

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

Two and a Half Men

Gumby With a Pokey

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Two and a Half Men

This Is Not Gonna End Well

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Two and a Half Men

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

Two and a Half Men

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

George Lopez

Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

George Lopez

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

George Lopez

Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

George Lopez

Christmas Punch

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

Roseanne

Life and Stuff

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Roseanne

We're in the Money

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

The Nanny

Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The Nanny

Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

The Nanny

The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Bob Hearts Abishola

My Successful Lawyer Son

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Cheerleader Leader

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

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The Nanny

Samson, He Denied Her

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

The Nanny

The Facts of Lice

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

The Nanny

Fran's Roots

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The Nanny

The Nanny and the Hunk Producer

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

Married ... With Children

Buck the Stud

Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.

Married ... With Children

She's Having My Baby

Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.

Married ... With Children

She's Having My Baby

Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.

Married ... With Children

If Al Had a Hammer

Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.

The King of Queens

Thanks, Man

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

The King of Queens

Frigid Heirs

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Roseanne

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Roseanne

Language Lessons

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Roseanne

Radio Days

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

Roseanne

Lovers' Lane

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Roseanne

The Memory Game

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne

Here's to Good Friends

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

George Lopez

George's Relatively Bad Idea

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Married ... With Children

Children of the Corns

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Married ... With Children

Kelly's Gotta Habit

A morality clause in the ``Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil`` girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Married ... With Children

A Bundy Thanksgiving

Al's favorite pie-maker, known as Aunt Maddie, takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave; Peg, Bud and Jefferson want to cook Kelly's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Married ... With Children

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

The King of Queens

Switch Sitters

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

The King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

The King of Queens

Damned Yanky

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

The King of Queens

Multiple Plots

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Two and a Half Men

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Two and a Half Men

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Two and a Half Men

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

George Lopez

Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

George Lopez

The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

George Lopez

God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

George Lopez

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

Roseanne

Dan's Birthday Bash

When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne

Saturday

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

The Nanny

Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

The Nanny

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

The Nanny

The Nanny Napper

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A middle-aged businessman falls for his cardiac nurse -- a Nigerian immigrant -- while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

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The Nanny

The Passed-Over Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

No Muse Is Good Muse

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

The Nanny

You Bette Your Life

Fran's one day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The Nanny

The Heather Biblow Story

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiance lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Married ... With Children

Cheese, Cues and Blood

A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.

Married ... With Children

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

Married ... With Children

Buck Has a Belly Ache

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Married ... With Children

If I Could See Me Now

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

The King of Queens

Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

The King of Queens

Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Roseanne

Canoga Time

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Roseanne

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Roseanne

Father's Day

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Roseanne

Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne

Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Married ... With Children

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.

Married ... With Children

Crimes Against Obesity

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

Married ... With Children

The Stepford Peg

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Married ... With Children

Bud on the Side

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

Married ... With Children

Grime and Punishment

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Married ... With Children

TRASH

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

The King of Queens

Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

The King of Queens

Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.