KPTVDT2 TV Schedule

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Ferrets, Attack!

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 AM

George Lopez

The Unnatural

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 AM

George Lopez

No Free Launch

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 AM

George Lopez

The Wedding Dance

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Love Bites

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 AM

Roseanne

This Old House

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Dope Diamond

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 AM

The Nanny

A Fine Family Feud

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Val's Apartment

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Shopaholic

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Cheerleader Leader

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Devil's Hot Tub

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 AM

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Tue, Jul 14 10:30 AM

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Tue, Jul 14 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Summit

Jonathan tries to reunite a Soviet emigre and her long-lost son; guests Nehemiah Persoff, Liam Sullivan.

Tue, Jul 14 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Sail Away

Jonathan and Mark help an aging novelist rediscover his writing talent by reliving a beautiful teenage romance.

Tue, Jul 14 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Love Thy Neighbor

Malcolm and Eddie have to convince the good-looking tenant next door to move her studio.

Tue, Jul 14 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Bowl-A-Drama

Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings.

Tue, Jul 14 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Black Streak

Cedric (Cedric ``the Entertainer``) prefers reliving his wild days rather than going to Steve's (Steve Harvey) bachelor party. With Wendy Raquel Robinson.

Tue, Jul 14 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Boy Trouble

A sexist school board member ignores Regina's funding proposal while green-lighting Steve's harebrained ideas.

Tue, Jul 14 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Hangin' With Michelle

Mark (Mark Curry) suffers a broken tailbone when he substitutes for a first-grade teacher. Stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Tue, Jul 14 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

On the Rebound

An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.

Tue, Jul 14 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Call Me Fran

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Tue, Jul 14 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Not Without My Nanny

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

Tue, Jul 14 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tue, Jul 14 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tue, Jul 14 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Tue, Jul 14 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Tue, Jul 14 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Tue, Jul 14 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Tue, Jul 14 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

Tue, Jul 14 8:30 PM

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Tue, Jul 14 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Tue, Jul 14 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Tue, Jul 14 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Lez Be Friends

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Tue, Jul 14 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Damn Bundys

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

Tue, Jul 14 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Desperate Half Hour

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

Tue, Jul 14 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

How to Marry a Moron

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Vocal Discord

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Wed, Jul 15 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Consummate Professional

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Pole Lox

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Something My Gynecologist Said

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Scream When I Pee

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

One Nut Johnson

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 AM

George Lopez

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Meet the Cuban Parents

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 AM

George Lopez

This Old Casa

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 AM

Roseanne

The Commercial Show

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Therapy

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Oy Vey, You're Gay

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Party's Over

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 AM

The Nanny

The Two Mrs. Sheffields

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Having His Baby

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Big African Bassoon

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires ``people skills``; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Heart Attack Boys

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 AM

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Wed, Jul 15 10:30 AM

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Wed, Jul 15 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Children's Children

A TV reporter accuses the operator of a home for unwed mothers of misappropriating funds.

Wed, Jul 15 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Friends

Two students receive some angelic motivation; as teachers, Jonathan and Mark motivate an overweight outcast and unscholarly athlete.

Wed, Jul 15 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

That's What Friends Are For

Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship.

Wed, Jul 15 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Father of the Bribe

The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter.

Wed, Jul 15 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Guess Who's Not Coming to Counseling

Steve poses as Lovita's fiance when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister.

Wed, Jul 15 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Moonlighting

Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish.

Wed, Jul 15 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Please Pass the Jock

Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success.

Wed, Jul 15 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Cheers

Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad.

Wed, Jul 15 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Engagement

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

Wed, Jul 15 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Dinner Party

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Wed, Jul 15 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Wed, Jul 15 5:30 PM

Roseanne

PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Wed, Jul 15 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Bird Is the Word

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Wed, Jul 15 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Dream Lover

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Wed, Jul 15 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

Wed, Jul 15 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

Wed, Jul 15 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Wed, Jul 15 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Wed, Jul 15 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Wed, Jul 15 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Pilot

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Wed, Jul 15 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Thinergy

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Wed, Jul 15 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Wed, Jul 15 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Whose Room Is It Anyway?

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

Wed, Jul 15 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Thu, Jul 16 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Thu, Jul 16 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Thu, Jul 16 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Thu, Jul 16 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Thu, Jul 16 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Welcome to Alancrest

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Thu, Jul 16 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Thu, Jul 16 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Thu, Jul 16 4:00 AM

George Lopez

Super Bowl

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

Thu, Jul 16 4:30 AM

George Lopez

The Valentine's Day Massacre

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Girl Fight

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

Thu, Jul 16 5:30 AM

George Lopez

George vs. George

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Thu, Jul 16 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Lies

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Thu, Jul 16 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Deliverance

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Thu, Jul 16 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Unkindest Cut

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of ``Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.`` With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

Thu, Jul 16 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Kibbutz

After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis.

Thu, Jul 16 8:00 AM

The Nanny

An Offer She Can't Refuse

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Thu, Jul 16 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Fashion Show

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion ``don't`` in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Thu, Jul 16 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tough Old Bird

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

Thu, Jul 16 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tayo Time

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 AM

Paid Programming

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Thu, Jul 16 10:30 AM

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Thu, Jul 16 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

A Special Love

Jonathan and Mark encourage a mentally challenged boy to compete in the Special Olympics.

Thu, Jul 16 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

A Special Love

Jonathan and Mark help a young couple adopt a mentally challenged boy.

Thu, Jul 16 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Insemination Without Representation

Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm.

Thu, Jul 16 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

The Mad Hatter

Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen.

Thu, Jul 16 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Don't Stand Too Close to Me

Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple.

Thu, Jul 16 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Wedlocked

On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric ``The Entertainer,`` Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement.

Thu, Jul 16 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Warriors

The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job.

Thu, Jul 16 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Warriors

Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley.

Thu, Jul 16 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Homie-Work

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

Thu, Jul 16 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Reunion Show

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Thu, Jul 16 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Thu, Jul 16 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Confessions

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Thu, Jul 16 6:00 PM

Roseanne

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Thu, Jul 16 6:30 PM

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Thu, Jul 16 7:00 PM

George Lopez

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

Thu, Jul 16 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

Thu, Jul 16 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

Thu, Jul 16 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Thu, Jul 16 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?

Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards.

Thu, Jul 16 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Married ... Without Children

Marcy and Steve offer to baby-sit the Bundy children for the weekend.

Thu, Jul 16 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Poker Game

Al takes Steve to his poker game, but Steve ends up losing his mortgage money.

Thu, Jul 16 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Peggy Sue Got Work

The Bundy family suffers when Peggy lands a job at a department store.

Thu, Jul 16 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Al Loses His Cherry

Al spends time at a swinging co-worker's apartment after a spat with Peggy.

Thu, Jul 16 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Nightmare on Al's Street

Marcy is concerned when Al figures prominently in her dreams.

Fri, Jul 17 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Fri, Jul 17 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Fri, Jul 17 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Fri, Jul 17 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Apartment Complex

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

Fri, Jul 17 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Fri, Jul 17 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Fri, Jul 17 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

The 9:04 From Pemberton

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Fri, Jul 17 4:00 AM

George Lopez

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

Fri, Jul 17 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Profiles in Courage

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Fri, Jul 17 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Secrets and Lies

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

Fri, Jul 17 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Girls Night Out

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Secrets

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Fri, Jul 17 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Don't Make Me Over

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Fri, Jul 17 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Where's Fran

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fri, Jul 17 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Grandmas

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Fri, Jul 17 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Val's Boyfriend

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fri, Jul 17 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Love Is a Many Blundered Thing

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Fri, Jul 17 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

TLC: Tunde's Loving Care

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

Fri, Jul 17 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tablespoon of Dad

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

Fri, Jul 17 10:00 AM

Paid Programming

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Fri, Jul 17 10:30 AM

Paid Programming

Paid programming.

Fri, Jul 17 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

For the Love of Larry

A dog tries to lead Jonathan and Mark to his owners, a father and son trapped in a wrecked car.

Fri, Jul 17 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Another Kind of War, Another Kind of Peace

The father (Ernest Borgnine) of a dead veteran rebels when his son's Vietnamese family tries to immigrate.

Fri, Jul 17 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Paint Misbehavin'

Nicolette proves to be the roommate from hell when she temporarily moves in with Malcolm and Eddie.

Fri, Jul 17 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Badfellas

Malcolm and Eddie go under cover when Mr. O, a menacing mobster, stops by the club to extort ``protection'' money.

Fri, Jul 17 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

African-American Gigolo

Steve and Regina set each other up with blind dates; Cedric's basketball game rituals drive the others crazy.

Fri, Jul 17 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

If Cooks Could Kill

Emotions boil over when Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric ``The Entertainer``) compete against Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a cooking contest.

Fri, Jul 17 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Torn Between Two Teachers

Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music.

Fri, Jul 17 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

My Dinner With Mark

Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute.

Fri, Jul 17 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Immaculate Concepcion

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepcion (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy..

Fri, Jul 17 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Pre-nup

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Fri, Jul 17 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Fri, Jul 17 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Home Ec

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Fri, Jul 17 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Fri, Jul 17 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Communicable Theater

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Fri, Jul 17 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Fri, Jul 17 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

Fri, Jul 17 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

Fri, Jul 17 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

Fri, Jul 17 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Johnny B. Gone

Delays at home threaten to keep Al and Peggy from attending the closing of their favorite restaurant.

Fri, Jul 17 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Poppy's by the Tree

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Fri, Jul 17 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Poppy's by the Tree

Peggy becomes the target of a tourist-hating ax killer (Vic Polizos) while on vacation in Florida.

Fri, Jul 17 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

If I Were a Rich Man

Al's accused of pilfering $1 million after he and Steve play poker in a bank vault.

Fri, Jul 17 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Miffed Marcy goes out on the town to an exotic dance club with Peggy.

Fri, Jul 17 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Marcy's wedding ring slips off as she stuffs money into the pants of a male exotic dancer (Bill Hufsey).

Sat, Jul 18 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Sat, Jul 18 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Knee Jerk

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Sat, Jul 18 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Baker's Doesn't

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Sat, Jul 18 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Present Tense

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Sat, Jul 18 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Sat, Jul 18 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Sat, Jul 18 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Sat, Jul 18 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

My Bodacious Vidalia

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Sat, Jul 18 4:00 AM

George Lopez

I Only Have Eyes for You

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

Sat, Jul 18 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Team Leader

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

Sat, Jul 18 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

A Sore Winner

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on ``America's Funniest Home Videos.'' With Jeff Foxworthy.

Sat, Jul 18 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

He's Making a List, Checking It Twice

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Sat, Jul 18 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Family Feud

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Sat, Jul 18 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Matt About You

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Sat, Jul 18 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Your Feets Too Big

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Sat, Jul 18 7:30 AM

The Nanny

Where's the Pearls?

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Sat, Jul 18 8:00 AM

The Nanny

The Hockey Show

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Sat, Jul 18 8:30 AM

The Nanny

That's Midlife

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a mid-life crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Sat, Jul 18 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sights and Bites

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls ``Sights and Bites.``

Sat, Jul 18 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Worth the Cooties

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

Sat, Jul 18 10:00 AM

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Sat, Jul 18 10:30 AM

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Sat, Jul 18 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

That's Our Dad

Two orphans face coldheartedness when they ask their favorite children's TV host (Ned Beatty) to adopt them.

Sat, Jul 18 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Love at Second Sight

Jonathan and Mark pose as recreation directors to help an angel on a difficult assignment in a retirement community.

Sat, Jul 18 1:00 PM

Columbo

Fade In to Murder

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

Sat, Jul 18 2:30 PM

Columbo

Old-Fashioned Murder

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

Sat, Jul 18 4:00 PM

Columbo

The Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

Sat, Jul 18 5:30 PM

Columbo

Try & Catch Me

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Sat, Jul 18 7:00 PM

Columbo

Murder Under Glass

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Sat, Jul 18 8:30 PM

Columbo

How to Dial a Murder

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

Sat, Jul 18 10:00 PM

Frasier

Space Quest

Frasier is constantly interrupted when he tries to find a quiet place to read.

Sat, Jul 18 10:30 PM

Frasier

Dinner at Eight

Martin turns the tables on Frasier and Niles when they decide to take him to dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Sat, Jul 18 11:00 PM

Frasier

I Hate Frasier Crane

Frasier reluctantly accepts a caller's challenge to a public fistfight.

Sat, Jul 18 11:30 PM

Frasier

Here's Looking at You

Martin begins communicating via telescope with a woman in another apartment building.

Sun, Jul 19 12:00 AM

Frasier

The Crucible

Frasier worries Martin will embarrass him in front of the elite guests at his cocktail party.

Sun, Jul 19 12:30 AM

Frasier

Call Me Irresponsible

Frasier wants to ask the ex-girlfriend of a caller out on a date.

Sun, Jul 19 1:00 AM

Columbo

Publish or Perish

An enraged publisher hires a gunman to kill an author who intends to sign a contract with a competitor.

Sun, Jul 19 2:30 AM

Columbo

Mind Over Mayhem

A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

Sun, Jul 19 4:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Clan of the Bare Caves

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Sun, Jul 19 4:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Sun, Jul 19 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Deedee Day

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

Sun, Jul 19 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Sun, Jul 19 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Moonstruck

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in ``mooning,'' a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Sun, Jul 19 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Shootout at the Comedy Corral

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.

Sun, Jul 19 7:00 AM

The Munsters

The Fregosi Emerald

Grandpa warns Marilyn that the emerald ring Eddie gave her may bring bad luck.

Sun, Jul 19 7:30 AM

The Munsters

Zombo

Herman believes Eddie's affection is being stolen by a children's television idol.

Sun, Jul 19 8:00 AM

The Munsters

Cyrano de Munster

Herman pens himself into trouble when he ghostwrites love letters for a shy co-worker.

Sun, Jul 19 8:30 AM

The Munsters

The Musician

Grandpa concocts a potion to provide instant talent for Eddie when Herman forces him to take up the trumpet.

Sun, Jul 19 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

Virtue and Vice

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

Sun, Jul 19 10:00 AM

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Sun, Jul 19 10:30 AM

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Paid programming.

Sun, Jul 19 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Love and Marriage

Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Sun, Jul 19 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Love and Marriage

Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart.

Sun, Jul 19 1:00 PM

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Rough and Tumble

Dylan Dreyer discovers how European animals like wolves, bears, birds and even porcupines meet the challenges of modern survival.

Sun, Jul 19 1:30 PM

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Friends Make Family

The team heads to New Orleans to visit a program mentoring kids through the gift of music; they join Torch as she visits her alma mater to mentor the girls' basketball team; a young fan gets the opportunity to ask a Globetrotter whatever she wishes.

Sun, Jul 19 2:00 PM

Wild Child

Waking up With Wildlife

Sheinelle Jones discovers how some adorable creatures wake up, rise and shine each morning in their wild habitats.

Sun, Jul 19 2:30 PM

Wild Child

Feelin' Hot Hot Hot

Sheinelle Jones braves Earth's sun-soaked desert environments to see the creatures that dwell among the dunes.

Sun, Jul 19 3:00 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Rescue, Rehab and Release

Peter and Dr. Rae visit a remarkable animal rehabilitation center in the Pacific Northwest and meet with the veterinarians, animal rescuers and residents dedicated to saving amazing creatures, including orphaned bear cubs and an injured bald eagle.

Sun, Jul 19 3:30 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

The Mysterious World of Sawfish

Peter and Dr. Rae travel to Cape Canaveral, Fla., to help save critically endangered sawfish; Peter joins researchers monitoring wild sawfish and tracking their migration; Peter and Dr. Rae have a close-up encounter with sawfish in the Bahamas.

Sun, Jul 19 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Best Man

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

Sun, Jul 19 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Sun, Jul 19 5:00 PM

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Sun, Jul 19 5:30 PM

The Nanny

The Honeymoon's Overboard

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Sun, Jul 19 6:00 PM

The King of Queens

Do Rico

When Doug woos Carrie by speaking with the accent of a new guy at work, he finds that she responds to his charms.

Sun, Jul 19 6:30 PM

The King of Queens

Strike One

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

Sun, Jul 19 7:00 PM

The King of Queens

Strike Too

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Sun, Jul 19 7:30 PM

The King of Queens

Strike Out

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Sun, Jul 19 8:00 PM

The King of Queens

Class Struggle

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Sun, Jul 19 8:30 PM

The King of Queens

Dark Meet

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Sun, Jul 19 9:00 PM

The King of Queens

Work Related

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Sun, Jul 19 9:30 PM

The King of Queens

Twisted Sitters

Doug and Carrie are caught in embarrassing circumstances while looking after Deacon and Kelly's children.

Sun, Jul 19 10:00 PM

Frasier

Beloved Infidel

Niles becomes convinced that Martin once had an affair with a family friend.

Sun, Jul 19 10:30 PM

Frasier

Selling Out

Frasier seeks help from Dr. Joyce Brothers when he is unsure if he should endorse products.

Sun, Jul 19 11:00 PM

Frasier

Oops!

The station's sportscaster quits after overhearing Frasier's speculation that the man will be fired.

Sun, Jul 19 11:30 PM

Frasier

Death Becomes Him

Frasier drives his family crazy when the death of a middle-aged doctor awakens his own sense of mortality.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 AM

Frasier

Miracle on Third or Fourth Street

Frasier deals with depressing callers when he agrees to cover for the sportscaster on Christmas.

Mon, Jul 20 12:30 AM

Frasier

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast?

Frasier tells his listeners about the woman with whom his father spent the night.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

One Wedding and a Baby

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The List Is Strife

Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Where the Donuts Are Good. Not Great

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Gift

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 AM

The Munsters

Prehistoric Munster

Two of Marilyn's teachers decide to present Herman to the scientific world as the only living prehistoric man.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 AM

The Munsters

A Visit From Johann

Dr. Frankenstein's great-grandson arrives with cousin Johann, who looks exactly like Herman.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Pilot

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things

While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

Whatever Happened to Abigail Prescott

To prove Ogden's innocence in the death of an alderman's wife, Murdoch pursues the politician with a vengeance.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 AM

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Mon, Jul 20 10:30 AM

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Mon, Jul 20 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Code Name: Freak

Jonathan and Mark head to college; Jonathan helps a 12-year-old genius and Mark takes care of a rowdy dorm.

Mon, Jul 20 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Man to Man

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

Mon, Jul 20 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Devil's Advocates

Malcolm and Eddie are mistaken for devil worshippers when they appear on a talk show hosted by Jerry Springer.

Mon, Jul 20 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

The Fool Monty

Malcolm and Eddie may have to bare it all when the male strippers they hire become too sick to perform.

Mon, Jul 20 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

I Believe I Can Lie

Steve must break the news to Regina and the students that Michael Jordan canceled as speaker for Entrepreneur Day.

Mon, Jul 20 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Dressed to Chill

Romeo and Bullethead lead a protest against school uniforms after Steve makes a rousing speech about students' rights.

Mon, Jul 20 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Miracle in Oaktown

While playing Santa Claus at a school festival, Mark promises a boy that his father will be home for Christmas.

Mon, Jul 20 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Unforgettable

Mark and Vanessa try to help Robin renew her relationship with her estranged father, a popular jazz singer.

Mon, Jul 20 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Mon, Jul 20 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on ``Entertainment Tonight.``.

Mon, Jul 20 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Mon, Jul 20 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Her Boyfriend's Back

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Mon, Jul 20 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Troubles With the Rubbles

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

Mon, Jul 20 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Second Time Around

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Mon, Jul 20 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

Mon, Jul 20 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Mon, Jul 20 8:00 PM

George Lopez

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Mon, Jul 20 8:30 PM

George Lopez

George's Bogey-ous Relationship With Vic Is Putt to the Test

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

Mon, Jul 20 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Buck Can Do It

Neighbors put Al under pressure to end canine Buck's amorous escapades.

Mon, Jul 20 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

For Whom the Bell Tolls

The Bundy gang is without phone service after Al refuses to pay the bill.

Mon, Jul 20 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Born to Walk

Al faces a series of misfortunes after he fails his driving test.

Mon, Jul 20 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Alley of the Dolls

Peggy's high-school rival challenges the Bundy family to a bowling contest.

Mon, Jul 20 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Razor's Edge

Steve moves in with the Bundy family when Marcy kicks him out.

Mon, Jul 20 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

How Do You Spell Revenge?

Al gets upset when he discovers that Kelly's beau (John Dennis Johnston) is the son of Peggy's old high-school boyfriend (Kris Kamm).

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Buggie Nights

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Tue, Jul 21 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Sold-Y Locks

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Emotional Rollercoaster

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Four Play

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

This Unblessed Biscuit

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 AM

George Lopez

George Has Two Mommies

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Long Time No See

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Dubya, Dad and Dating

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Terms of Estrangement

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Terms of Estrangement

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Cantor Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 AM

The Nanny

Green Card

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Ship of Fran's

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 AM

The Nanny

A Pup in Paris

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Devil's Taste Buds

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

My Michelle Obama

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 AM

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Tue, Jul 21 10:30 AM

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Tue, Jul 21 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Jonathan Smith Goes to Washington

A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Tue, Jul 21 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Oh Lucky Man

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Tue, Jul 21 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

The Sweet Hell of Success

After a big financial boost, Malcolm decides to invest his earnings in stock, while Eddie takes a risk on a racehorse.

Tue, Jul 21 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

As You Strike It

The staff at the Fifty-Fifty Club goes on strike, so Malcolm hires a new crew and pays the price.

Tue, Jul 21 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

The Honeymooners

When Cedric's honeymoon plans fall through, he tries to tag along with Steve and the gang on a free trip to Florida.

Tue, Jul 21 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

When the Funk Hits the Big 4-0

Steve (Steve Harvey) is gripped by a midlife crisis as he turns 40; Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) finds love with a basketball player (guest star Dwayne Adway).

Tue, Jul 21 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

In Vanessa We Trust

When their landlord dies, Mark, Robin and Vanessa decide to buy the house using money from Vanessa's trust fund.

Tue, Jul 21 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Forbidden Fruit

Mark falls for a new teacher until he learns she is Coach Ricketts' daughter; Vanessa and Robin help their neighbor.

Tue, Jul 21 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Sara's Parents

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

Tue, Jul 21 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Maggie's Boyfriend

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher.

Tue, Jul 21 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Dances With Darlene

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Tue, Jul 21 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Scenes From a Barbecue

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Tue, Jul 21 6:00 PM

Roseanne

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

Tue, Jul 21 6:30 PM

Roseanne

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Tue, Jul 21 7:00 PM

George Lopez

George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

Tue, Jul 21 7:30 PM

George Lopez

George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

Tue, Jul 21 8:00 PM

George Lopez

Prototype

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

Tue, Jul 21 8:30 PM

George Lopez

Curious George

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Tue, Jul 21 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Earth Angel

Al is upset when Bud brings home a destitute woman, until he discovers she's a blond beauty.

Tue, Jul 21 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

You Better Watch Out

Al (Ed O'Neill) is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.

Tue, Jul 21 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Guys and Dolls

Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.

Tue, Jul 21 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Build a Better Mousetrap

Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.

Tue, Jul 21 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Master the Possibilities

Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.

Tue, Jul 21 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say ''I love you.''

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Hartford Wailer

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Wed, Jul 22 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Acting Out

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Fight Schlub

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Major Disturbance

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 AM

George Lopez

The Cuban Missus Crisis

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Feel the Burn

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Carmen's Dating

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Split Decision

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Aliens

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 AM

Roseanne

The Dark Ages

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 AM

The Nanny

The Tart With Heart

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Cradle Robbers

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 AM

The Nanny

The Bird's Nest

Fran helps Brighton when his failing science grades force Maxwell to threaten him with military school.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 AM

The Nanny

The Rosie Show

Fran lands a weekly segment on a popular talk show, causing problems in her relationship with Maxwell.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

God Accepts Venmo

Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sad Cupcakes

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 AM

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Wed, Jul 22 10:30 AM

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Wed, Jul 22 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Basinger's New York

Jonathan and Mark help a cynical newspaper columnist find the Christmas spirit when he can't come up with a story on Christmas Eve.

Wed, Jul 22 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

All That Glitters

A small-time crook finds a briefcase containing $1 million and then needs help fending off the two hoods who ''lost'' the money.

Wed, Jul 22 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

B.S. I Love You

A gorgeous bandleader (Cindy Herron) tries to break up Malcolm and Ashley (Alexia Robinson).

Wed, Jul 22 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Daddio

A married building contractor with three children consults with Malcolm and Eddie about building a club.

Wed, Jul 22 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Player, Interrupted

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) books Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric ``The Entertainer``) as performers at a charity event held in a mental hospital.

Wed, Jul 22 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

My Best Piggy's Wedding

Steve (Steve Harvey) attempts to win Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) back when he hears she is planning to elope.

Wed, Jul 22 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

A teachers strike puts Mark out of work and Vanessa gets him a job in the mail room at her brokerage firm.

Wed, Jul 22 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Valentine's Day Massacre

Mark plans to spend Valentine's Day alone until a stranger knocks on his door; Robin and Vanessa look for romance.

Wed, Jul 22 4:00 PM

The Nanny

I'm Pregnant

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Wed, Jul 22 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Mom's the Word

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

Wed, Jul 22 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Take My Bike, Please

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Wed, Jul 22 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Wed, Jul 22 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Darlene Fades to Black

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.

Wed, Jul 22 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Wed, Jul 22 7:00 PM

George Lopez

Happy Birthdays

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

Wed, Jul 22 7:30 PM

George Lopez

Max's Big Adventure

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Wed, Jul 22 8:00 PM

George Lopez

Who's Your Daddy?

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

Wed, Jul 22 8:30 PM

George Lopez

Token of Unappreciation

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

Wed, Jul 22 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Great Escape

A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.

Wed, Jul 22 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Impo-Dent

Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.

Wed, Jul 22 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Just Married ... With Children

Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.

Wed, Jul 22 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Father Lode

When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.

Wed, Jul 22 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

All in the Family

Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.

Wed, Jul 22 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

He Thought He Could

Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Brace Yourself

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Thu, Jul 23 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Moxie Moron

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Thu, Jul 23 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Ruff Goin'

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Thu, Jul 23 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Mama Cast

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Thu, Jul 23 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.

Thu, Jul 23 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.

Thu, Jul 23 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).

Thu, Jul 23 4:00 AM

George Lopez

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Thu, Jul 23 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Bringing Home the Bacon

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Thu, Jul 23 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Fishing Cubans

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

Thu, Jul 23 5:30 AM

George Lopez

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Thu, Jul 23 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Mommy Nearest

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Pretty in Black

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Thu, Jul 23 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Frieda Needa Man

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor.

Thu, Jul 23 7:30 AM

The Nanny

Me and Mrs. Joan

Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip.

Thu, Jul 23 8:00 AM

The Nanny

The Taxman Cometh

Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little.

Thu, Jul 23 8:30 AM

The Nanny

An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Thu, Jul 23 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Welcome to Lagos

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

Thu, Jul 23 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

Thu, Jul 23 10:00 AM

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Thu, Jul 23 10:30 AM

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Thu, Jul 23 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Wally

Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

Thu, Jul 23 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

Song of Songs

After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

Thu, Jul 23 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Hanging by a Dred

Ashley catches Malcolm kissing Olivia (Cindy Herron); Eddie takes Malcolm on a high-flying adventure.

Thu, Jul 23 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Ship Outta Luck

After listening to a real estate agent's sales pitch about condominiums, Malcolm and Eddie set sail on a ship of fools.

Thu, Jul 23 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Love, Death and Basketball

Steve (Steve Harvey) consoles Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) when she returns from her honeymoon without the groom.

Thu, Jul 23 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

Touched by a Pig

Steve (Steve Harvey) comforts a grieving Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson); Cedric's Grandma Puddin' (Cedric ``The Entertainer``) turns a beloved pet into soul food.

Thu, Jul 23 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Boyz in the Woodz

A series of mishaps lands Mark, Robin and Vanessa in jail when they take a group of students on a camping trip.

Thu, Jul 23 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Boys Don't Leave

The next-door neighbor (Marquise Wilson) runs away from home and moves in with Mark, Robin and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis, Holly Robinson).

Thu, Jul 23 4:00 PM

The Nanny

Making Whoopi

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on ``Hollywood Squares.``

Thu, Jul 23 4:30 PM

The Nanny

Oh, Say, Can You Ski?

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.

Thu, Jul 23 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Thu, Jul 23 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Vegas

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

Thu, Jul 23 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Vegas, Vegas

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Thu, Jul 23 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Stressed to Kill

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Thu, Jul 23 7:00 PM

George Lopez

Show Dyslexic The

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

Thu, Jul 23 7:30 PM

George Lopez

Halloween Cheer

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

Thu, Jul 23 8:00 PM

George Lopez

The Unnatural

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Thu, Jul 23 8:30 PM

George Lopez

No Free Launch

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

Thu, Jul 23 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

I'm Going to Sweatland

Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.

Thu, Jul 23 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Poke High

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

Thu, Jul 23 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Camping Show

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Thu, Jul 23 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

A Dump of My Own

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

Thu, Jul 23 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

Her Cups Runneth Over

Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.

Thu, Jul 23 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

The Bald and Beautiful

Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.

Fri, Jul 24 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Home Cheapo

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Fri, Jul 24 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Affair Trade

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Fri, Jul 24 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

Offensive Fowl

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Fri, Jul 24 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

Mild Bunch

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Fri, Jul 24 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Fri, Jul 24 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Fri, Jul 24 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Fri, Jul 24 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Fri, Jul 24 4:00 AM

George Lopez

Mementos

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

Fri, Jul 24 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Christmas Punch

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

Fri, Jul 24 5:00 AM

George Lopez

Why You Crying?

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

Fri, Jul 24 5:30 AM

George Lopez

The Trouble With Ricky

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Fri, Jul 24 6:00 AM

Roseanne

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Fri, Jul 24 6:30 AM

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Fri, Jul 24 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Tattoo

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

Fri, Jul 24 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Car Show

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

Fri, Jul 24 8:00 AM

The Nanny

Hurricane Fran

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

Fri, Jul 24 8:30 AM

The Nanny

Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fri, Jul 24 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bowango

With a traditional Nigerian wedding approaching, the Wheelers are formally introduced to Abishola's family; Bob tries to demonstrate his serious intentions of marrying Abishola; Abishola tries to keep the peace between her mother and Auntie Olu.

Fri, Jul 24 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

These Giants Are Flexible

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Fri, Jul 24 10:00 AM

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Fri, Jul 24 10:30 AM

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Fri, Jul 24 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Night to Remember

Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

Fri, Jul 24 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

A Mother and a Daughter

Fearing success may end Jonathan's stay on Earth, Mark hampers efforts to reconcile a mother and daughter.

Fri, Jul 24 1:00 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Hot Pants

Nicolette accidentally spills scalding coffee on Eddie's down-and-out cousin Dexter (Tommy Davidson).

Fri, Jul 24 1:30 PM

Malcolm & Eddie

Clubbed

Malcolm and Eddie launch an ambitious campaign to compete with a hot new club.

Fri, Jul 24 2:00 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

African-American Pie

Steve makes scandalous deathbed confessions to Cedric and Regina when he thinks he is having a heart attack.

Fri, Jul 24 2:30 PM

The Steve Harvey Show

A Star Is Born Again

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) converts the members of Steve's (Steve Harvey) new girl band to feminism and they refuse to perform.

Fri, Jul 24 3:00 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

The Unteachables

Mark is assigned to teach a class of incorrigibles who show no interest in school until they get a chance to prove themselves.

Fri, Jul 24 3:30 PM

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Piano Lesson

Mark only succeeds in making matters worse when he tries to console Robin after her prized piano is set on fire.

Fri, Jul 24 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Hanukkah Story

Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.

Fri, Jul 24 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The In-Law Who Came Forever

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fri, Jul 24 5:00 PM

Roseanne

Thanksgiving 1991

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Fri, Jul 24 5:30 PM

Roseanne

Kansas City, Here We Come

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

Fri, Jul 24 6:00 PM

Roseanne

Santa Claus

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Fri, Jul 24 6:30 PM

Roseanne

Bingo

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Fri, Jul 24 7:00 PM

George Lopez

The Wedding Dance

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

Fri, Jul 24 7:30 PM

George Lopez

Love Bites

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Fri, Jul 24 8:00 PM

George Lopez

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Fri, Jul 24 8:30 PM

George Lopez

Charity

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Fri, Jul 24 9:00 PM

Married ... With Children

The Gypsy Cried

Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.

Fri, Jul 24 9:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Barber

Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.

Fri, Jul 24 10:00 PM

Married ... With Children

I'll See You in Court

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Fri, Jul 24 10:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Eatin' Out

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

Fri, Jul 24 11:00 PM

Married ... With Children

My Mom, the Mom

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Fri, Jul 24 11:30 PM

Married ... With Children

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Sat, Jul 25 12:00 AM

The King of Queens

Manhattan Project

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Sat, Jul 25 12:30 AM

The King of Queens

Single Spaced

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Sat, Jul 25 1:00 AM

The King of Queens

China Syndrome

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Sat, Jul 25 1:30 AM

The King of Queens

China Syndrome

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Sat, Jul 25 2:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

Sat, Jul 25 2:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

Sat, Jul 25 3:00 AM

Two and a Half Men

West Side Story

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Sat, Jul 25 3:30 AM

Two and a Half Men

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

Sat, Jul 25 4:00 AM

George Lopez

God Needles George

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Sat, Jul 25 4:30 AM

George Lopez

Benny and Randy

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

Sat, Jul 25 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

My Dinner With Betty

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Sat, Jul 25 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Poor Sportsmen of the Apocalypse

Florus is dismayed to find out that real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Sat, Jul 25 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Puppy Love Triangle

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Sat, Jul 25 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Practical Joke

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Sat, Jul 25 7:00 AM

The Nanny

Kissing Cousins

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

Sat, Jul 25 7:30 AM

The Nanny

The Fifth Wheel

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Sat, Jul 25 8:00 AM

The Nanny

The Nose Knows

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

Sat, Jul 25 8:30 AM

The Nanny

The Bank Robbery

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

Sat, Jul 25 9:00 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Dud

After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own.

Sat, Jul 25 9:30 AM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Olu! I Popped!

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Sat, Jul 25 10:00 AM

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Sat, Jul 25 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Normal People

Controversy and misunderstanding split a neighborhood when a halfway house for mental patients opens.

Sat, Jul 25 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

The Hero

A disabled Vietnam War hero takes drastic steps to get money for dental work; with Anne Curry and Daniel Ziskie.

Sat, Jul 25 1:00 PM

Columbo

Murder by the Book

A blackmailer interferes with a mystery writer's scheme to kill his former partner in a perfect crime.

Sat, Jul 25 2:30 PM

Columbo

Death Lends a Hand

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

Sat, Jul 25 4:00 PM

Columbo

Columbo Goes to the Guillotine

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

Sat, Jul 25 6:00 PM

Columbo

Murder, Smoke and Shadows

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

Sat, Jul 25 8:00 PM

Columbo

Sex and the Married Detective

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world famous sex therapist.

Sat, Jul 25 10:00 PM

Frasier

Can't Buy Me Love

Martin convinces Frasier and Bulldog to participate in a charitable bachelor auction.

Sat, Jul 25 10:30 PM

Frasier

You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover

Martin invites his poker-playing pals over to see if Frasier can deduce which one is an ex-con.

Sat, Jul 25 11:00 PM

Frasier

The Show Where Lilith Comes Back

A visit from Frasier's ex-wife, Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth), stirs up old feelings in both of them.

Sat, Jul 25 11:30 PM

Frasier

A Midwinter Night's Dream

Niles comforts a brokenhearted Daphne, but Frasier worries what might happen when they are left alone.

Sun, Jul 26 12:00 AM

Frasier

And the Whimper Is ...

Frasier's agent (Harriet Sansom Harris) conspires with Roz to help Frasier win a local broadcasting award.

Sun, Jul 26 12:30 AM

Frasier

Give Him the Chair!

Frasier searches the city for Martin's recliner after it is accidentally thrown away.

Sun, Jul 26 1:00 AM

Columbo

Playback

After killing his mother-in-law, an electronics magnate's alibi is a video security system.

Sun, Jul 26 2:30 AM

Columbo

A Deadly State of Mind

A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).

Sun, Jul 26 4:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

The Thanksgiving Episode

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Sun, Jul 26 4:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Like Florus, Like Son

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on ``Take Your Kids to Work Day.''.

Sun, Jul 26 5:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Feud for Thought

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Sun, Jul 26 5:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Merry Christmas, Y'all

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

Sun, Jul 26 6:00 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Mooseface Loves Nuzzles

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Sun, Jul 26 6:30 AM

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Cain't Teach a Dead Dog New Tricks

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Sun, Jul 26 7:00 AM

The Munsters

Eddie's Brother

Grandpa creates a robot playmate for Eddie.

Sun, Jul 26 7:30 AM

The Munsters

Herman, the Tire-Kicker

A used-car salesman (Frank Gorshin) hoodwinks Herman.

Sun, Jul 26 8:00 AM

The Munsters

A House Divided

After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.

Sun, Jul 26 8:30 AM

The Munsters

Herman's Sorority Caper

Herman is mistaken for a dummy by a couple of fraternity boys, who cart him off to a sorority house.

Sun, Jul 26 9:00 AM

Murdoch Mysteries

Just Desserts

Nearly exonerated, Ogden is implicated in the warden's murder; Murdoch delves into the death of a fraternity pledge.

Sun, Jul 26 10:00 AM

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Sun, Jul 26 11:00 AM

Highway to Heaven

Parents' Day

A TV anchorman's cocaine addiction prompts his concerned son to turn him in to the police.

Sun, Jul 26 12:00 PM

Highway to Heaven

A Father's Faith

Parents of a comatose boy try to comfort their daughter, who feels responsible for it.

Sun, Jul 26 1:00 PM

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Remarkable Reptiles

Dylan Dreyer explores some of the most ancient species on Earth: scaly, colorful, fascinating reptiles.

Sun, Jul 26 1:30 PM

Harlem Globetrotters: Play It Forward

Going for the Gold

The team visits an Atlanta organization that has cultivated very special Paralympian athletes and teams up with gymnast Nia Dennis to inspire a diverse group of Pasadena gymnasts; Kevin DeBruin reveals the science behind one of Torch's trick shots.

Sun, Jul 26 2:00 PM

Wild Child

Wild Babies in Springtime

Sheinelle Jones takes a springtime trip to meet brand-new baby animals and their doting parents.

Sun, Jul 26 2:30 PM

Wild Child

Grass Is Always Greener

Sheinelle Jones sets out to uncover some of the incredible creature communities in Earth's grass-covered landscapes.

Sun, Jul 26 3:00 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Baby Animals

Peter and Dr. Rae explore triumphant stories of wildlife conservation with some of Earth's newest, tiniest baby animals, including Florida sea turtle hatchlings, an adorable puffin off Maine's coast, desert tortoises in the Mojave Desert and more.

Sun, Jul 26 3:30 PM

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Secrets of the Great Lakes

Peter and Dr. Rae unlock the wild secrets of North America's Great Lakes, as they participate in a survey to monitor sturgeon populations, help biologists fight against a wave of invasive species and discover the tiny but mighty piping plovers.

Sun, Jul 26 4:00 PM

The Nanny

The Fran in the Mirror

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Sun, Jul 26 4:30 PM

The Nanny

The Yummy Mummy

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Sun, Jul 26 5:00 PM

The Nanny

California Here We Come

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Sun, Jul 26 5:30 PM

The Nanny

Ma'ternal Affairs

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Sun, Jul 26 6:00 PM

The King of Queens

Better Camera

Doug (Kevin James) feels great when he surprises Carrie (Leah Remini) with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him. Guest star: Lou Ferrigno.

Sun, Jul 26 6:30 PM

The King of Queens

Wedding Presence

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

Sun, Jul 26 7:00 PM

The King of Queens

Papa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Sun, Jul 26 7:30 PM

The King of Queens

Paint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

Sun, Jul 26 8:00 PM

The King of Queens

Deacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Sun, Jul 26 8:30 PM

The King of Queens

Horizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Sun, Jul 26 9:00 PM

The King of Queens

Package Deal

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Sun, Jul 26 9:30 PM

The King of Queens

Separation Anxiety

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

Sun, Jul 26 10:00 PM

Frasier

Fortysomething

Frasier's fear that he is entering middle age causes him to hesitate before asking out a young saleswoman.

Sun, Jul 26 10:30 PM

Frasier

Travels with Martin

Frasier travels to the wilds of Canada with Martin, Niles, Daphne and Eddie the dog.

Sun, Jul 26 11:00 PM

Frasier

Author, Author

Niles co-hosts on Frasier's show when the two collaborate on a text about sibling rivalry.

Sun, Jul 26 11:30 PM

Frasier

Frasier Crane's Day Off

A sick Frasier begs Niles to be the substitute host of his radio program.

Mon, Jul 27 12:00 AM

Frasier

My Coffee With Niles

While sitting at the Cafe Nervosa, Frasier and Niles discuss the past year in Seattle.

Mon, Jul 27 12:30 AM

Frasier

Slow Tango in South Seattle

Frasier is furious when a Boston bar buddy (John O'Hurley) turns Frasier's first time with a woman into a novella.

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