KPTVDT2 TV Schedule

Two and a Half Men

Nine Magic Fingers

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Two and a Half Men

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

Two and a Half Men

The Squat and the Hover

Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).

Two and a Half Men

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.

Two and a Half Men

Thank You for the Intercourse

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

Two and a Half Men

Frodo's Headshots

After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.

Two and a Half Men

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

Two and a Half Men

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

Two and a Half Men

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.

Two and a Half Men

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Two and a Half Men

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zoey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Two and a Half Men

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

George Lopez

What George Doesn't Noah

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George Lopez

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

A Sore Winner

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on ``America's Funniest Home Videos.'' With Jeff Foxworthy.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Foxworthy Family Feud

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Matt About You

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Clan of the Bare Caves

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Bob Hearts Abishola

These Giants Are Flexible

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Olu! I Popped!

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Murdoch Mysteries

The Long Goodbye - Part Two

Disgusted by the new inspector's tactics, Murdoch resigns and is privately enlisted to find a missing heiress.

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The Nanny

The Bank Robbery

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

The Nanny

Samson, He Denied Her

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

The Nanny

The Facts of Lice

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

The Nanny

Fran's Roots

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl II

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

Married ... With Children

Bearly Men

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Married ... With Children

The Two That Got Away

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Married ... With Children

Love Conquers Al

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

The King of Queens

Flame Resistant

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

The King of Queens

Connect Four

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Roseanne

Dan's Birthday Bash

When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne

Saturday

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Roseanne

Canoga Time

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Roseanne

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Roseanne

Father's Day

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

George Lopez

George Watcha's Out for Jason

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George Lopez

George's Relatively Bad Idea

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

Married ... With Children

Till Death Do Us Part

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Married ... With Children

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

Married ... With Children

Old Insurance Dodge

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

Married ... With Children

Wedding Repercussions

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Married ... With Children

The Proposition

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Married ... With Children

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

The King of Queens

Golden Moldy

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

The King of Queens

S'poor House

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

The King of Queens

Attention Deficit

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

The King of Queens

Steve Moscow

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

Two and a Half Men

Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Two and a Half Men

Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Two and a Half Men

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Two and a Half Men

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

George Lopez

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

George Lopez

Landlord Almighty

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

George Lopez

George of the Rings

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

George Lopez

Home Sweet Homeschool

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Roseanne

Nightmare on Oak Street

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

Roseanne

Mall Story

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

The Nanny

The Finale

Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits.

The Nanny

The Finale

Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits.

The Nanny

Pilot

A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

The Nanny

Smoke Gets in Your Lies

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Cheerleader Leader

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Devil's Hot Tub

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

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The Nanny

The Nanny and the Hunk Producer

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

The Nanny

The Passed-Over Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

No Muse Is Good Muse

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

The Nanny

You Bette Your Life

Fran's one-day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Married ... With Children

Spring Break

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

The King of Queens

Animal Attraction

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

The King of Queens

Prints Charming

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Roseanne

Becky's Choice

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne

The Slice of Life

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne

Workin' Overtime

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Roseanne

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne

Death and Stuff

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne

Dear Mom and Dad

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Married ... With Children

Hood in the Boyz

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Married ... With Children

Proud to Be Your Bud

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Married ... With Children

Luck of the Bundys

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Married ... With Children

Banking on Marcy

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Married ... With Children

No Chicken, No Check

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Married ... With Children

Scared Single

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

The King of Queens

Cowardly Lyin'

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

The King of Queens

Queens'bro Bridge

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

The King of Queens

Driving Reign

A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.

The King of Queens

Clothes Encounter

Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

Two and a Half Men

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Two and a Half Men

Bad News From the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Two and a Half Men

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Two and a Half Men

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

George Lopez

Sk8r Boyz

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

George Lopez

The Simple Life

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

George Lopez

Trouble in Paradise

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

George Lopez

E.I.? E.I. OH.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

Roseanne

Let's Call It Quits

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Roseanne

Inherit the Wind

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

The Nanny

My Fair Nanny

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

The Nanny

The Nuchshlep

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperons Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

The Nanny

Here Comes the Brood

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

The Nanny

The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

Bob Hearts Abishola

I Did Not Raise Him to Be a Teenager

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Heart Attack Boys

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

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The Nanny

The Heather Biblow Story

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiancé lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

The Nanny

The Boca Story

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

The Nanny

Fran's Gotta Have It

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

The Nanny

The Morning After

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

Married ... With Children

Calendar Girl

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a ``Women of Trumaine`` calendar.

Married ... With Children

The Agony and the Extra C

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

Married ... With Children

Turning Japanese

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Married ... With Children

Bud Hits the Books

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

The King of Queens

Bed Spread

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

The King of Queens

Taste Buds

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Roseanne

Little Sister

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne

Guilt by Disassociation

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne

House of Grown-Ups

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne

Five of a Kind

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Married ... With Children

No Ma'am

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Married ... With Children

Dances With Weezie

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Married ... With Children

Change for a Buck

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Married ... With Children

A Little off the Top

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Married ... With Children

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Married ... With Children

Sofa So Good

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

The King of Queens

Dog Shelter

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

The King of Queens

King Pong

Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Doug Less

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Two and a Half Men

Yes, Monsignor

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Two and a Half Men

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

George Lopez

Prescription for Trouble

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

George Lopez

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George Lopez

George to the Third Power

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George Lopez

George Gets Assisterance

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Roseanne

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne

Lobocop

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

The Nanny

Imaginary Friend

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

The Nanny

Personal Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.

The Nanny

The Nanny-in-Law

When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.

The Nanny

A Plot for Nanny

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

Bob Hearts Abishola

We Don't Rat on Family

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tayo Time

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

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The Nanny

First Date

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

The Nanny

The Bobbie Fleckman Story

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her ``Spinal Tap`` role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

The Nanny

Fransom

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

The Nanny

The Ex-Niles

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

Married ... With Children

Al Goes to the Dogs

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Married ... With Children

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Married ... With Children

Enemies

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Married ... With Children

Torch Song Duet

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

The King of Queens

Dreading Vows

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself.

The King of Queens

Nocturnal Omission

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

Roseanne

No Talking

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne

Chicken Hearts

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne

One for the Road

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne

An Officer and a Gentleman

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Roseanne

Born to Be Wild

Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne

Hair

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George Lopez

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Married ... With Children

How Green Was My Apple

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Married ... With Children

Get Outta Dodge

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Married ... With Children

Valentine's Day Massacre

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Married ... With Children

Field of Screams

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

Married ... With Children

The D'Arcy Files

When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.

Married ... With Children

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

The King of Queens

Secret Garden

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

The King of Queens

Affidavit Justice

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

The King of Queens

Dougie Houser

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

The King of Queens

Eggsit Strategy

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

Two and a Half Men

A Lungful of Alan

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Two and a Half Men

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Two and a Half Men

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Two and a Half Men

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

George Lopez

Sabes Quake

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

George Lopez

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George Lopez

George Buys a Vow

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Roseanne

I'm Hungry

Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.

Roseanne

All of Me

Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.

The Nanny

The Show Must Go On

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

The Nanny

Maggie the Model

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

The Nanny

The Family Plumbing

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

The Nanny

Deep Throat

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Big African Bassoon

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires ``people skills``; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tablespoon of Dad

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

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The Nanny

A Decent Proposal

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

The Nanny

Mommy and Mai

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

The Nanny

Fair Weather Fran

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiance turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

The Nanny

Educating Fran

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Married ... With Children

The Joke's on Al

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Married ... With Children

Twisted

A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.

Married ... With Children

Children of the Corns

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Married ... With Children

Kelly's Gotta Habit

A morality clause in the ``Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil`` girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.

The King of Queens

American Idle

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

The King of Queens

Frigid Heirs

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Roseanne

To Tell the Truth

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Roseanne

Fender Bender

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

Roseanne

April Fool's Day

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne

Fathers and Daughters

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne

Happy Birthday

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Roseanne

The Test

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George Lopez

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

Married ... With Children

Nooner or Later

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Knows Something

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Married ... With Children

Assault and Batteries

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Married ... With Children

Ride Scare

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

Married ... With Children

Al Goes Deep

After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.

Married ... With Children

Shoeway to Heaven

Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

The King of Queens

Switch Sitters

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

The King of Queens

Cheap Saks

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

The King of Queens

Damned Yanky

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

The King of Queens

Multiple Plots

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Two and a Half Men

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Two and a Half Men

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

Two and a Half Men

It Was Mame, Mom

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Two and a Half Men

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Roseanne

Friends and Relatives

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Roseanne

Like a Virgin

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

The Nanny

Schlepped Away

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

The Nanny

Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

The Nanny

Sunday in the Park With Fran

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

The Nanny

The Gym Teacher

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tough Old Bird

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Worth the Cooties

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

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Highway to Heaven

Wally

Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

Highway to Heaven

Song of Songs

After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

Columbo

Dead Weight

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Columbo

Suitable for Framing

Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.

Columbo

Sex and the Married Detective

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world-famous sex therapist.

Columbo

Grand Deceptions

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

Columbo

Murder, a Self Portrait

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

The Munsters

Love Comes to Mockingbird Heights

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

The Munsters

Mummy Munster

Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy.

The Munsters

Lily Munster, Girl Model

Lily works as a model.

The Munsters

Munster the Magnificent

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

The Munsters

Herman's Happy Valley

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

The Munsters

Hot Rod Herman

Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father.

Columbo

Now You See Him

A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Columbo

Last Salute to the Commodore

Lt. Columbo's prime suspect in the case of a drowned yacht magnate also turns up dead.

Highway to Heaven

As Difficult as ABC

A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

Highway to Heaven

A Child of God

A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

Murdoch Mysteries

Do the Right Thing

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

The Munsters

Herman's Raise

When Herman is forced to work overtime at the parlour, Lily grows furious and convinces him that he deserves a raise; he is fired when he demands an increase in pay.

The Munsters

Yes, Galen, There Is a Herman

Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster.

The Munsters

Herman's Child Psychology

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

The Munsters

Herman, the Master Spy

Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean.

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Rateescape: Stop Overpaying for Cellular

Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.

Highway to Heaven

Night to Remember

Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

Highway to Heaven

A Mother and a Daughter

Fearing success may end Jonathan's stay on Earth, Mark hampers efforts to reconcile a mother and daughter.

Forever Young With Dr. Pablo Prichard

Hormones

Danielle and Dr. Pablo take actress Alicia Willis and racecar champion Tanner Foust inside the hidden world of hormones, which power everything from strength and sleep to memory and mood, and explains how hormonal shifts affect the Wheel of Age.

Tails of Valor

Donkey Duties

A boy with Down syndrome finds his perfect sidekick in a donkey; a college student saves the life of a pigeon, and the pigeon returns the favor.

Wild Child

Amazing Animal Homes

Sheinelle Jones discovers how amazing animal architects like beavers, birds and honeybees create and build their ``home-sweet-homes`` in the most unexpected places.

Earth Odyssey With Dylan Dreyer

Cat Power

Dylan Dreyer discovers how the rarest of big cats survive, from snow leopards in the Himalayas to the nimble Iberian lynx on the prowl in Spain.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Surveys for Survival

Dr. Rae and Peter join field surveys to help monitor recovering and at-risk wildlife; Dr. Rae counts manatees in Florida; Peter helps survey endangered black-footed ferrets near Denver; Peter and Dr. Rae team up with shark experts in the Bahamas.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Protecting the Wild

Road to Recovery

Dr. Rae and Peter answer the call of wildlife in crisis as they head to the Cairns Turtle Rehabilitation Centre in Queensland, Australia; with a team of veterinarians and rescuers, they give a second chance to koalas, sea turtles and kangaroos.

The Nanny

An Affair to Dismember

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

The Nanny

From Flushing With Love

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

The Nanny

Rash to Judgment

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

The Nanny

One False Mole and You're Dead

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

The King of Queens

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens

Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The King of Queens

Apartment Complex

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

The King of Queens

Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens

Knee Jerk

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

The King of Queens

Present Tense

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

The King of Queens

Buggie Nights

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

The King of Queens

Sold-Y Locks

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

The King of Queens

Emotional Rollercoaster

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

The King of Queens

Four Play

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Two and a Half Men

Not in My Mouth!

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

Two and a Half Men

The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Two and a Half Men

Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Two and a Half Men

Grandma's Pie

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

Two and a Half Men

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Two and a Half Men

Why We Gave Up Women

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

Two and a Half Men

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Two and a Half Men

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Two and a Half Men

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Two and a Half Men

A Big Bag of Dog

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Two and a Half Men

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Two and a Half Men

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

George Lopez

George Stare-oids Down Jason

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George Lopez

George Negoti-ate It

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

With Two You Get Cow's Milk

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

Deedee Day

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

The Jeff Foxworthy Show

He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Find Your Bench

Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Pilot

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Murdoch Mysteries

Do the Right Thing

Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

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The Nanny

Call Me Fran

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

The Nanny

Not Without My Nanny

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

The Nanny

The Engagement

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

The Nanny

The Dinner Party

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Married ... With Children

The Juggs Have Left the Building

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Married ... With Children

Crimes Against Obesity

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

The King of Queens

Trash Talker

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

The King of Queens

Precedent Nixin'

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Roseanne

Like, a New Job

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne

Good-bye Mr. Right

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Roseanne

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Roseanne

PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

George Lopez

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

George Lopez

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George Lopez

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

George Lopez

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Married ... With Children

Driving Mr. Boondy

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Breaks Out

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing ``breaking out.``

Married ... With Children

Naughty but Niece

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Married ... With Children

Business Sucks

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Married ... With Children

Business Still Sucks

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Married ... With Children

Dial B for Virgin

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

The King of Queens

Foe: Pa

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

The King of Queens

Tank Heaven

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

The King of Queens

Altar Ego

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Icky Shuffle

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Two and a Half Men

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

Two and a Half Men

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

George Lopez

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

George Lopez

You Dropped a Mom on Me

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

George Lopez

George's Dog Days of Bummer

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

George Lopez

George Drives the Batmobile

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

The Nanny

Ode to Barbara Joan

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

The Nanny

Frannie's Choice

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

I Don't Remember Mama

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The Nanny

Fran Lite

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

Bob Hearts Abishola

TLC: Tunde's Loving Care

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

Bob Hearts Abishola

My Michelle Obama

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

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The Nanny

Homie-Work

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

The Nanny

The Reunion Show

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

The Nanny

Immaculate Concepcion

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepcion (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy..

The Nanny

The Pre-nup

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Married ... With Children

The Stepford Peg

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

Married ... With Children

Bud on the Side

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

Married ... With Children

Grime and Punishment

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Married ... With Children

TRASH

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

The King of Queens

Awful Bigamy

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

The King of Queens

Lost Vegas

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Roseanne

Bird Is the Word

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Roseanne

Dream Lover

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Roseanne

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Roseanne

Confessions

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

George Lopez

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

George Lopez

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George Lopez

It's a Cliffhanger, by George

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

George Lopez

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

Married ... With Children

Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Married ... With Children

No Pot to Pease In

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Married ... With Children

Dud Bowl

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Married ... With Children

A Man for No Seasons

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Married ... With Children

I Want My Psycho Dad

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.``

The King of Queens

Dugan Groupie

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

The King of Queens

Furious George

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

The King of Queens

Entertainment Weakly

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

The King of Queens

Name Dropper

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Two and a Half Men

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Two and a Half Men

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

George Lopez

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

George Lopez

George Finds Therapy Benny-Ficial

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George Tries to Write a Wrong

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George Lopez

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

The Nanny

The Playwright

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

The Nanny

Everybody Needs a Bubby

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Material Fran

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

The Nanny

Curse of the Grandmas

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sights and Bites

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls ``Sights and Bites.``

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sad Cupcakes

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

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The Nanny

The Best Man

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

The Nanny

The Wedding

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

The Nanny

The Honeymoon's Overboard

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Married ... With Children

Breaking Up Is Easy to Do

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Married ... With Children

Live Nude Peg

Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.

The King of Queens

Off-Track ... Bedding

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

The King of Queens

Awed Couple

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Roseanne

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Roseanne

Home Ec

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

George Lopez

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee to the family.

George Lopez

George Nieces a New Media Room

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

George Lopez

George Testi-Lies for Benny

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

George Lopez

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

Married ... With Children

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Married ... With Children

Kelly Takes a Shot

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Married ... With Children

Something Larry This Way Comes

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Married ... With Children

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Married ... With Children

Ship Happens

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

The King of Queens

Cologne Ranger

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

The King of Queens

Domestic Disturbance

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

The King of Queens

Pour Judgment

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

The King of Queens

Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

Two and a Half Men

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Two and a Half Men

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Two and a Half Men

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Two and a Half Men

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

George Lopez

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George Lopez

George Enrolls Like That

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George Lopez

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

George Lopez

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

The Nanny

The Nanny Napper

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

The Nanny

A Star Is Unborn

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of ``Romeo and Juliet`` and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

The Nanny

Pishke Business

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

The Nanny

Stock Tip

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Devil's Taste Buds

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

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The Nanny

Fran Gets Shushed

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

The Nanny

Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on ``Entertainment Tonight.``.

The Nanny

Sara's Parents

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

The Nanny

I'm Pregnant

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Married ... With Children

A Babe in Toyland

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Married ... With Children

Birthday Boy Toy

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Married ... With Children

Lez Be Friends

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Married ... With Children

Damn Bundys

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

The King of Queens

Gorilla Warfare

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

The King of Queens

Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

Roseanne

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Roseanne

Communicable Theater

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne

Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne

Her Boyfriend's Back

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

George Lopez

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

George Lopez

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George Lopez

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

George Lopez

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante

George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Married ... With Children

25 Years and What Do You Get?

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Married ... With Children

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Married ... With Children

The Undergraduate

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Married ... With Children

User Friendly

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Married ... With Children

Shoeless Al

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Married ... With Children

Pump Fiction

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

The King of Queens

Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens

Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens

Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

The King of Queens

Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Two and a Half Men

Madame and Her Special Friend

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Two and a Half Men

Something Salted and Twisted

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Two and a Half Men

That Special Tug

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Two and a Half Men

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

George Lopez

George's Grand Slam

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

George Lopez

George Needs Anchor Management

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

George Lopez

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George Lopez

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

The Nanny

The Whine Cellar

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

The Nanny

When You Pish Upon a Star

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

The Nanny

Take Back Your Mink

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

The Strike

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on ''Sally Jessy Raphael'' after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Bob Hearts Abishola

God Accepts Venmo

Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day.

Bob Hearts Abishola

These Giants Are Flexible

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

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The Nanny

Mom's the Word

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

The Nanny

Making Whoopi

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on ``Hollywood Squares.``

The Nanny

The In-Law Who Came Forever

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

The Fran in the Mirror

Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Married ... With Children

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Married ... With Children

How to Marry a Moron

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Married ... With Children

Chicago Shoe Exchange

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

The King of Queens

Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

The King of Queens

Ticker Treat

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

George Lopez

Halloween Cheer

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

George Lopez

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

George Lopez

Leave It to Lopez

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

George Lopez

Trick or Treat Me Right

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

Married ... With Children

Take My Wife, Please

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Married ... With Children

Flight of the Bumblebee

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Married ... With Children

Radio Free Trumaine

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Married ... With Children

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Married ... With Children

A Shoe Room With a View

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Married ... With Children

Requiem for a Dead Briard

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

The King of Queens

Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

The King of Queens

Slippery Slope

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

The King of Queens

Buy Curious

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

The King of Queens

Vocal Discord

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Two and a Half Men

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Two and a Half Men

My Tongue Is Meat

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Two and a Half Men

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Two and a Half Men

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

George Lopez

Halloween Cheer

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

George Lopez

No One Gets Out Alive

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

George Lopez

Leave It to Lopez

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

George Lopez

Trick or Treat Me Right

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

The Nanny

Maggie's Boyfriend

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher.

The Nanny

Kindervelt Days

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

The Nanny

Canasta Masta

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

The Nanny

The Will

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Welcome to Lagos

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Olu! I Popped!

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

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Highway to Heaven

Normal People

Controversy and misunderstanding split a neighborhood when a halfway house for mental patients opens.

Highway to Heaven

The Hero

A disabled Vietnam War hero takes drastic steps to get money for dental work; with Anne Curry and Daniel Ziskie.

The Munsters

Munster Masquerade

The Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party to meet the family of Marilyn's beau.

The Munsters

A Walk on the Mild Side

Herman is mistaken for a monster when he takes a walk in the local park.

The Munsters

Pike's Pique

Hysterical gas company workers inform their boss of the Munsters' existence.

The Munsters

Tin Can Man

Eddie's science project, a robot, malfunctions.

The Munsters

The Midnight Ride of Herman Munster

Bank robbers mistake Herman for the getaway driver.

The Munsters

A Family Portrait

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

The Munsters

Herman's Rival

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

The Munsters

All-Star Munster

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return.

The Munsters

Eddie's Nickname

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him ``Shorty.``.

The Munsters

Follow That Munster

Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.

The Munsters

Come Back, Little Googie

Grandpa tries to turn Eddie's nasty pal (Bill Mumy) into a rabbit.

The Munsters

Munsters on the Move

Herman is offered a job promotion that would mean moving out of town.

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Herman the Rookie

Herman is given a tryout by Leo Durocher after his mighty drive sends a baseball sailing out of the ballpark.

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Love Comes to Mockingbird Heights

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

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Lily Munster, Girl Model

Lily works as a model.

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Herman's Happy Valley

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

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Yes, Galen, There Is a Herman

Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster.

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Herman's Child Psychology

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

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Bronco-Bustin' Munster

Herman competes in a bronco-busting contest.

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Herman, Coach of the Year

Herman appoints himself Eddie's track coach.

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Operation Herman

Herman slips in to visit hospitalized Eddie, who is having his tonsils removed.

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John Doe Munster

Herman develops amnesia when he is hit on the head by a 300-pound safe falling from a building.

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Herman's Driving Test

Herman must regain his license to accept a promotion as driver of the hearse at the funeral parlor.

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Herman's Peace Offensive

Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully.