KRCWDT2 TV Schedule

Johnny Carson

Comic Legends Of The '90s - Robin Williams

Comedian Robin Williams; actress Jean Marsh.

Becker

The Hypocritic Oath

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Becker

The Rumor

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Wings

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Policewoman Scorned

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must ``uncharm`` an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Wings

High Anxiety

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Mad About You

Fertility

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

Mad About You

Everybody Hates Me

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

Designing Women

It's a Wonderful Life

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Designing Women

Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

227

The Butler Did It

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

227

My Aching Back

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

The Jeffersons

I've Still Got It

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

The Jeffersons

The House That George Built

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

Sanford & Son

Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Sanford & Son

The Copper Caper

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Barney Miller

Eviction

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney Miller

Eviction

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The Partridge Family

A Knight in Shining Armor

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family

Dora, Dora, Dora

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

Hazel

The Marriage Trap

A misunderstanding almost gets two people married to the wrong partners.

Hazel

The Flagpole

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie and the Curious Kid

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when ''curiosity'' captures her.

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, the Recording Secretary

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Bewitched

Mrs. Stephens, Where Are You?

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Bewitched

Marriage, Witches' Style

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

Maude

Musical '78

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he terms as ``hard-core pornography.``.

Maude

My Husband, the Hero

Walter has to cope with a deep psychological scar after a restaurant fire.

Alice

A Call to Arms

When an obscene caller threatens Alice's life on an answering machine, she decides to take Flo's advice and get a gun.

Alice

The Last Review

While Mel is on vacation, Alice takes over the diner with disastrous results.

The Facts of Life

Present Imperfect

Tootie is afraid she may lose Jeff when a gift from his grandmother ends up in the blender.

The Facts of Life

On the Edge

A co-worker of Jo's suffers career burnout and threatens to commit suicide.

Too Close for Comfort

Nearly Departed

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

Too Close for Comfort

My Son, the Ph.D.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

Family Ties

Read It and Weep

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Family Ties

Read It and Weep

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Three's Company

The Lifesaver

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Three's Company

Old Folks at Home

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Barney Miller

Eviction

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney Miller

Eviction

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

One Day at a Time

David Plus Two

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

One Day at a Time

Julie's Job

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

The Jeffersons

I've Still Got It

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

The Jeffersons

The House That George Built

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

Sanford & Son

Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Sanford & Son

The Copper Caper

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Johnny Carson

Actor James Garner; Jeff Cesario; actress Park Overall.

Becker

All the Rage

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Becker

Old Yeller

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Wings

Friends or Lovers?

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Wings

There's Always Room for Cello

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Mad About You

Do Me a Favor

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidentally blackmailing her boss.

Mad About You

The Glue People

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Designing Women

Foreign Affairs

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

Designing Women

Have Faith

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

227

Country Cousins

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

227

Best Friends

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Finger Lickin' Flu

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) case of finger flu gets so out of hand that her powers are transferred to Mrs. Quick (Mary Gross).

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina and the Beanstalk

A wicked witch (guest star Shelley Long) takes Sabrina and Harvey (Melissa Joan Hart, Nate Richert) hostage at the top of a magical beanstalk.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

The Band Show

Sabrina attempts to knock out Libby in the battle of the bands contest by whipping up a magical batch of talent.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Fear Strikes Up a Conversation

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Mork & Mindy

I Heard It Through the Morkvine

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Mork & Mindy

Three the Hard Way

Mork tries to hide the egg he laid when he thinks that Mindy doesn't want to start a family.

Mork & Mindy

Mama Mork, Papa Mindy

Mindy feels left out when their newborn son, Mearth, accepts Mork as his mother.

Mork & Mindy

Rich Mork, Poor Mork

Mearth thinks his parents don't love him after hearing them squabble over expensive toys.

Science World

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

America's Heartland Classics

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers

The Skeleton

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Three's a Crowd

The New Mr. Bradford

Jack's unhappy when Bradford starts treating him like the son he never had.

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Alice

Vera, the Vamp

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Alice

Profit Without Honor

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Barney Miller

Evaluation

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Barney Miller

The Sighting

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

The Jeffersons

Uncle George and Aunt Louise

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

The Jeffersons

George and Louise in a Bind

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

Sanford & Son

Strange Bedfellows

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Sanford & Son

The Masquerade Party

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

One Day at a Time

The Graduation

Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.

One Day at a Time

Fear of Success

Ann is offered a profitable career opportunity.

Archie Bunker's Place

Barney Gets Laid Off

Barney gets laid off and Archie takes it upon himself to solve the problem.

Archie Bunker's Place

Teacher's Pet

Billie's new philosophy of life could prove detrimental to her relationship with boyfriend Gary.

Maude

Maude's Mood

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for president of the United States.

Maude

Maude's Mood

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

The Partridge Family

Reuben Kincaid Lives

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

The Partridge Family

Double Trouble

Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.

Hazel

The Retiring Milkman

Poor working habits force a milkman's early retirement.

Hazel

Hazel's Nest Egg

Hazel uses stock to bait potential Scouts Harold and his friend.

I Dream of Jeannie

Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie?

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

I Dream of Jeannie

Genie, Genie, Who's Got the Genie?

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Bewitched

Dangerous Diaper Dan

Darrin's competitor plants a bug in Tabitha's rattle.

Bewitched

The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara

Aunt Clara botches a spell and all the lights on the East Coast go out.

Johnny Carson

Charles Nelson Reilly; Mark Hamill; Eugene Fodor; Dr. William A. Nolen.

Three's Company

Upstairs, Downstairs, Downstairs

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Three's Company

... And Justice for Jack

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

The Ropers

The Skeleton

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

Three's a Crowd

The New Mr. Bradford

Jack's unhappy when Bradford starts treating him like the son he never had.

The Ted Knight Show

Believing is Seeing

Mrs. Stinson announces she is ready for retirement.

The Benny Hill Show

Muted soccer fan; ``Name That Tune`` spoof.

The Benny Hill Show

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

The Benny Hill Show

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

The Benny Hill Show

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

My Two Dads

Joey Gets Pinned

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

My Two Dads

Story in Development

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Bartten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

My Two Dads

Duel

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a ``ladies' choice`` dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Vonni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

My Two Dads

Dad Patrol

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) attempt to organize a neighborhood watch after their apartment is burglarized. With Staci Keanan.

The Facts of Life

Come Back to the Truck Stop, Natalie Green, Natalie Green

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

The Facts of Life

3, 2, 1

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

The Facts of Life

Born Too Late

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

The Facts of Life

We Get Letters

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

Too Close for Comfort

Cop-Out

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

Too Close for Comfort

April and September

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

Too Close for Comfort

A Fan for Henry

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

Too Close for Comfort

Brotherly Hate

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Soap

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

Soap

Jessica brings her lover, Detective Donahue, home and is confronted by Chester.

Soap

Jessica tells Chester about her involvement with Detective Donahue; Corinne's baby begins to do strange things.

Soap

Corinne sets out to bring Tim back from his cave; Burt has an encounter with a UFO.

Benson

Love and Politics

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Benson

Uncle Jack

Benson tries to mend old wounds between the governor and his long-lost brother.

Benson

The Stranger

A mysterious stranger roams the governor's mansion on Halloween.

Benson

We Spy

On a business trip overseas, Benson and Kraus are accused of being spies.

One Day at a Time

Barbara's Emergence

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

One Day at a Time

Schneider's Pride and Joy

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

One Day at a Time

A Visit From Dad

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

One Day at a Time

The Maestro

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Head of the Class

Let's Rap

As peer counselors, class members work with problem students.

Head of the Class

Engen & Son

Arvid's father substitutes as a math teacher.

Head of the Class

Get a Job

Dennis gets a job to pay back his classmates.

Head of the Class

Born to Run

Alan campaigns for class president.

Who's the Boss?

Days of Blunder

Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) uses Tony's (Tony Danza) prized Jeep to impress a girl and returns it with a large scratch.

Who's the Boss?

You Can Go Home Again

Tony (Tony Danza) has the cure for Samantha (Alyssa Milano) when she comes home from college with the freshman blues. With Judith Light.

Who's the Boss?

Ms. Mom

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) trade roles when Tony goes back to school and Angela agrees to stay home.

Who's the Boss?

The Unsinkable Tony Micelli

Tony (Tony Danza) is forced to reveal his hidden secret when Billy (Jonathan Halyalkar) suggests they go swimming. With Judith Light.

Just Shoot Me

La Cage

Despite warnings from Elliott, Finch falls for the beautiful Nikki Elston, and the staff must intervene.

Just Shoot Me

King Lear Jet

Maya is upset when her father gives tickets to a Royal Shakespeare Company production and a flight to London to Elliott and Nina.

Just Shoot Me

My Dinner With Woody

A Woody Allen impersonator (Ed Crasnick) is drawn to Maya after she pens a favorable article about the filmmaker; Jack loses his sight for a day.

Just Shoot Me

Twice Burned

Maya's past behavior makes it hard for Jack to get Hannah enrolled in Maya's old school; Elliot and Nina discover they share a fascination with the same blues singer/songwriter.

The Drew Carey Show

Beulah Gets Her Groove Back

Mimi's advice to Drew's mother (Marion Ross) leads to Drew playing sex therapist to his parents.

The Drew Carey Show

Drew Live III

The Blue Man Group and John Ratzenberger guest star in a live episode in which Drew awakes in a dog pound, handcuffed to a stranger.

The Drew Carey Show

Eat Drink Drew Woman

Winfred-Louder hires an efficiency expert (Wanda Sykes) who makes life miserable for everyone.

The Drew Carey Show

Mr. Laffoon's Wild Ride

Drew challenges Mimi to a series of drag races in an effort to soothe his male ego.

NewsRadio

The Secret of Management

Lisa (Maura Tierney) learns Jimmy's (Stephen Root) key to management; Bill (Phil Hartman) gets a butler (guest star Ian Abercrombie); Matthew (Andy Dick) is found out on the streets.

NewsRadio

Look Who's Talking

Dave and Lisa find out that Bill plans to adopt an infant; Jimmy gets Beth to play a role for a bachelor auction.

NewsRadio

Chock

Dave gets a surprise visit from his college chums but quickly faces a difficult decision; Lisa gets tough on Matthew.

NewsRadio

Who's the Boss

Hoping to teach Bill (Phil Hartman) a management lesson, Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) promote him, but he rises to the occasion.

One Day at a Time

Barbara's Emergence

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

One Day at a Time

Schneider's Pride and Joy

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

One Day at a Time

A Visit From Dad

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

One Day at a Time

The Maestro

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

The Jeffersons

Florence Did It Different

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

The Jeffersons

Florence Did It Different

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Sanford and Son

A Matter of Life and Breath

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Sanford & Son

We Were Robbed

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Barney Miller

Quo Vadis?

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Barney Miller

Hostage

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

The Partridge Family

In 25 Words or Less

A meddlesome contest winner spends a week with the Partridges.

The Partridge Family

A Man Called Snake

No one in the family is very happy about Laurie's new boyfriend, a biker named Snake.

Hazel

Welcome Back, Kevin

Hazel discovers that her letters are at the root of a young couple's troubles.

Hazel

Mind Your Own Business

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

I Dream of Jeannie

Help, Help a Shark

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

I Dream of Jeannie

Eternally Yours, Jeannie

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Bewitched

Going Ape

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Bewitched

Tabitha's Weekend

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

Maude

Maude's Foster Child

Maude is thunderstruck when her Ethiopian foster child comes to America.

Maude

Vivian's Decision

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Alice

Sex Education

Alice decides it is time to have the ``facts of life`` talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Alice

Big Daddy Dawson's Coming

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

The Facts of Life

Big Apple Blues

A weekend trip to New York sets Natalie on a new life course.

The Facts of Life

The Beginning of the End

Blair puts up her grandmother's trust fund to save Eastland School from bankruptcy.

Too Close for Comfort

All in a Day's Unemployment

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

Too Close for Comfort

Devereaux and Son

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Family Ties

Spring Reminds Me

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

Family Ties

Quitting Time

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

Three's Company

A Camping We Will Go

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Three's Company

Chrissy's Hospitality

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Barney Miller

Quo Vadis?

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Barney Miller

Hostage

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

One Day at a Time

The College Man

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

One Day at a Time

Father David

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

The Jeffersons

Florence Did It Different

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

The Jeffersons

Florence Did It Different

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

Sanford and Son

A Matter of Life and Breath

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Sanford & Son

We Were Robbed

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Johnny Carson

Actor Alexandra Paul; actor Patrick Swayze; Whitney Brown.

Becker

The Roast That Ruined Them

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

Becker

For Whom the Toll Calls

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Wings

Airport '90

Helen's earthbound flying lessons with Joe have her scheming to get back into the cockpit.

Wings

Love Is Like Pulling Teeth

Joe tends to post-dental surgery patient Helen, but is goaded into sneaking away to watch football.

Mad About You

The Sample

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Mad About You

The Procedure

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Designing Women

Anthony's Graduation

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

Designing Women

La Place Sans Souci

The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.

227

Hide the Star

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

227

The Whiz Kid

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

The Jeffersons

A Whole Lot of Trouble

Louise learns that a ``cold-hearted monster`` is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

The Jeffersons

I've Got a Secret

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Sanford and Son

A Pad for Lamont

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Sanford & Son

The Great Sanford Siege

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Barney Miller

Evaluation

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Barney Miller

The Sighting

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

The Partridge Family

The Undergraduate

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

The Partridge Family

Anatomy of a Tonsil

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel

High Finance Hits a New Low

When the Baxters' friends find their financial state threatened, George comes to the rescue.

Hazel

Just Me, Harold and the Unisphere

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

I Dream of Jeannie

An Astronaut in Sheep's Clothing

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

I Dream of Jeannie

Hurricane Jeannie

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Bewitched

The Battle of Burning Oak

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Bewitched

Samantha's Power Failure

Refusing to obey the Witches Council and give up Darren, Samantha loses her magical powers.

Maude

Carol's Dilemma

Carol's ex-husband suddenly turns on the charm and captivates the Findlay household.

Maude

Arthur's Grandson

Arthur learns a valuable lesson when he tries to teach his grandson the important things in life.

Alice

Good Night Sweet Vera

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Alice

The Dilemma

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

The Facts of Life

The Beginning of the Beginning

Blair becomes headmistress of Eastland School.

The Facts of Life

Rough Housing

Cindy must compete with Blair to be Harvest Queen.

Too Close for Comfort

And Baby Makes Two

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Too Close for Comfort

Reconcilable Differences

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Family Ties

Father, Can You Spare a Dime?

Nick is reluctant to accept financial assistance from his father (Dan Hedaya); Alex shops for a used-car bargain.

Family Ties

Heartstrings

The Keatons begin to panic as Steven's heart bypass operation drags on.

Three's Company

The Loan Shark

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Three's Company

The Love Barge

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Barney Miller

Evaluation

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Barney Miller

The Sighting

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

One Day at a Time

Dad Comes Back

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

One Day at a Time

Dad Comes Back

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

The Jeffersons

A Whole Lot of Trouble

Louise learns that a ``cold-hearted monster`` is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

The Jeffersons

I've Got a Secret

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Sanford and Son

A Pad for Lamont

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Sanford & Son

The Great Sanford Siege

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Johnny Carson

Actor Carl Reiner; Destiny; Mike Zele.

Becker

The Bearer of Bad Tidings

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Becker

One Angry Man

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

Wings

Tennis Bum

Brian challenges Fay to a therapeutic tennis match after she loses in the local championships.

Wings

Plane Nine From Nantucket

UFO sighting supporters converge at the airport after Brian reports a possible encounter.

Mad About You

The Weed

Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.

Mad About You

The Award

Paul is unenthusiastic about attending an awards dinner after losing his job at the Explorer Channel; Paul considers leaving the ceremony with another woman.

Designing Women

Their Finest Hour

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Designing Women

Their Finest Hour

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

227

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

227

Double Your Pleasure

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

The Jeffersons

A Charmed Life

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

The Jeffersons

Thammy the Thongwriter

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Sanford & Son

Coffins for Sale

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Sanford & Son

The Barracuda

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Barney Miller

Inauguration

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Barney Miller

The Search

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

The Partridge Family

Whatever Happened to Moby Dick?

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

The Partridge Family

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Partridge

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Hazel

Mixup on Marshall Road

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

Hazel

To Build or Not to Build

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

I Dream of Jeannie

One Jeannie Beats Four of a Kind

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

I Dream of Jeannie

My Master, the Chili King

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

Bewitched

Samantha Twitches for UNICEF

Magic comes in handy when Samantha collects for a charity organization.

Bewitched

Daddy Does His Thing

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Maude

Phillip's Mature Romance

Phillip is devastated when he finds out why an older woman has been dating him.

Maude

Mr. Butterfield's Return

Victoria Butterfield's father comes to take her away from the Findlay household.

Alice

Who Killed Bugs Bunny?

Alice is torn between letting her son be ``one of the boys`` and compromising her principles.

Alice

Vera's Mortician

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

The Facts of Life

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Blair's mother runs into an old high-school boyfriend during Parents Night.

The Facts of Life

The Return of Mr. Garrett

Mrs. Garrett's ex-husband proposes again.

Too Close for Comfort

The Two Faces of Muriel

Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.

Too Close for Comfort

No Mas, Monroe

Monroe falls for the Rushes' housekeeper, who is an illegal alien.

Family Ties

Heartstrings

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Family Ties

Designing Woman

Mallory's new boss (Deborah Angle) tries to steal her fashion idea.

Three's Company

Ralph's Rival

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Three's Company

A Black Letter Day

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Barney Miller

Inauguration

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Barney Miller

The Search

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

One Day at a Time

The Runaways

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

One Day at a Time

The Runaways

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

The Jeffersons

A Charmed Life

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

The Jeffersons

Thammy the Thongwriter

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Sanford & Son

Coffins for Sale

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Sanford & Son

The Barracuda

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Johnny Carson

Comic Bob Newhart; James Stephens; Ronnie Porter.

Becker

Sight Unseen

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Becker

Crosstalk

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Wings

Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places

Joe and Helen plan a romantic Valentine's Day dinner; Brian meets a lingerie saleswoman.

Wings

Love Means Never Having to Say Geronimo

Brian makes weekend wedding plans with his adventurous new girlfriend (Lisa Darr).

Mad About You

The Finale

Jamie plans a shower for Lisa; Fran gets back with Mark and quits her job; Paul leaves in a huff after Jamie confesses that she was kissed by a co-worker.

Mad About You

The Finale

Paul and Jamie deal with marital problems while planning parties for Lisa's engagement and Paul's parents' anniversary.

Designing Women

A Blast From the Past

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

Designing Women

Papa Was a Rolling Stone

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

227

Brother From a Sister City

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

227

And the Survey Says ...

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's ``Family Feud'' game show.

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

The Jeffersons

I Spy

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

The Jeffersons

Dog-Gone

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Sanford & Son

TV or Not TV

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Sanford & Son

The Suitcase Case

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Barney Miller

The Kidnapping

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Barney Miller

The Kidnapping

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

The Partridge Family

Days of Acne and Roses

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

The Partridge Family

The Tale of Two Hamsters

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel

Better to Have Loved and Lost

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Hazel

Hazel Squares the Triangle

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

I Dream of Jeannie

The Lady in the Bottle

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

I Dream of Jeannie

My Hero?

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Bewitched

Samantha's Good News

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Bewitched

Samantha's Shopping Spree

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

Maude

Maude's Big Move

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

Maude

Maude's Big Move

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Alice

Mother-in-Law

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

Alice

Mother-in-Law

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

The Facts of Life

I.Q.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

The Facts of Life

Overachieving

Tootie's father wants to remove her from Mrs. Garrett's care.

Too Close for Comfort

For Every Man, There's Two Women

Henry takes justice into his own hands after Monroe is raped by two women.

Too Close for Comfort

Finders, Keepers

Henry and Monroe find a bag of money and plan to keep it, until they discover that a neighbor's home was robbed.

Family Ties

Basic Training

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Family Ties

Beyond Therapy

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Three's Company

The Reverend Steps Out

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Three's Company

Larry Loves Janet

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Barney Miller

The Kidnapping

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Barney Miller

The Kidnapping

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

One Day at a Time

The Runaways

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their ``houseguests`` while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

One Day at a Time

The Runaways

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

The Jeffersons

I Spy

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

The Jeffersons

Dog-Gone

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Sanford & Son

TV or Not TV

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Sanford & Son

The Suitcase Case

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Johnny Carson

Comic Tim Conway; Kevin Rooney; Jester Hairston; Donald O. Cram.

Becker

Cooked

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

Becker

Panic on the 86th Floor

Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.

Wings

All in the Family

Brian dates an attractive traveler (Marie Marshall) whose identity surprises him; Helen steals Joe's address book.

Wings

Mother Wore Stripes

Joe and Brian have different reactions to the unexpected reappearance of their ex-convict mother (Barbara Babcock).

Mad About You

The Finale

Although separated, Paul and Jamie try to keep up appearances by attending two family functions; the two have a heated discussion about their relationship; Jamie takes a pregnancy test.

Mad About You

Dr. Wonderful

When Paul and Jamie confirm their pregnancy, they set out to find the best doctor in the city before telling anyone that they are expecting..

Designing Women

Working Mother

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Designing Women

Miss Trial

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

227

A Yen for Lester

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

227

Looking Back

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

The Jeffersons

Blazing Jeffersons

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

The Jeffersons

Men of the Cloth

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Sanford & Son

The Return of the Barracuda

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Sanford & Son

The Piano Movers

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Barney Miller

Dog Days

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Barney Miller

The Baby Broker

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

The Partridge Family

The Forty-Year Itch

A fight between grandma and grandpa widens the generation gap at the Partridge house.

The Partridge Family

I Can Get It for You Retail

Danny sells Keith-souvenirs to buy Mom a mink coat.

Hazel

Champagne Tony

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

Hazel

It's a Dog's World

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

I Dream of Jeannie

Guess What Happened on the Way to the Moon?

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie and the Marriage Caper

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Bewitched

Samantha and Darrin in Mexico City

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Bewitched

Samantha and the Beanstalk

Tabitha brings the story of ``Jack and the Beanstalk`` to life.

Maude

Maude's Big Move

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

Maude

Maude's Problem

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Alice

Mel's in Love

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

Alice

The Accident

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

The Facts of Life

Emily Dickinson

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

The Facts of Life

Dieting

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Too Close for Comfort

These Stupid Things Remind Me of You

The Rush family recalls how they met Monroe and came to love him in spite of his silly mishaps.

Too Close for Comfort

Terms of Endangerment

The Rush family learns that Monroe is dating a wealthy woman who's old enough to be his mother.

Family Ties

Nick's Best Friend

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Family Ties

Deja Vu

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Three's Company

Mighty Mouth

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Three's Company

The Love Lesson

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney Miller

Dog Days

Frightened Wojo faces rabies injections after trying to break up a dog fighting ring; Barney has the blues about his impending separation.

Barney Miller

The Baby Broker

Wojo uncovers an illegal adoption ring and Harris arrests a research professor on an obscenity charge.

One Day at a Time

Barbara's Emergence

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

One Day at a Time

David's New Job

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

The Jeffersons

Blazing Jeffersons

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

The Jeffersons

Men of the Cloth

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Sanford & Son

The Return of the Barracuda

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Sanford & Son

The Piano Movers

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Johnny Carson

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rosanna Arquette; talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Becker

The Film Critic

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

Becker

SuperBob

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.

Wings

Murder, She Roast

Brian gets nervous when he sees Fay's double -- the ``Culinary Killer`` -- on television.

Wings

Duet for Cello and Plane

Helen must decide between Joe and the cello when she gets a position with an out-of-state symphony.

Mad About You

The Grant

Paul gets a grant to produce the film of his choice, but can't decide on the subject until he visits Ira's Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks); Jamie struggles to give up coffee during her pregnancy.

Mad About You

Therapy

Believing things are going too well between her and Paul, Jamie keeps a previously made couples therapy appointment; Paul plans to film his parents as part of his documentary.

Designing Women

The Bachelor Auction

An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

Designing Women

Old Rebels & Young Models

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

227

The Night They Arrested Santa Claus

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

227

The Real Decoys

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Disneyworld

On a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally turns Libby and Valerie (Jenna Leigh Green, Lindsay Sloane) into zebras.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Sabrina's Choice

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is forced to choose between living with either Hilda or Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Season Opener

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

The Pom-Pom Incident

Jealousy prompts Sabrina to borrow a trick from Uncle Mortimer to lure her best friend away from cheerleading.

Mork & Mindy

P.S. 2001

Mearth begins school on Ork.

Mork & Mindy

Midas Mork

When Mork learns how to make gold he buys Mindy a mansion and hires Tracy Austin as Mearth's tennis instructor.

Mork & Mindy

Mork, Mindy and Mearth Meet Milt

Mork builds a home computer that is so advanced it takes him, Mindy and Mearth hostage.

Mork & Mindy

Gotta Run

While trying to elude Kalnik, Mork and Mindy accidentally get caught in a time warp that takes them to prehistoric times.

Science World

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

America's Heartland Classics

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers

The Other Man

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her ``Latin lover`` in order to make Stanley jealous.

Three's a Crowd

King for a Day

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

Alice

Cook's Tour

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice

Here Comes Alice Cottontail

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

Barney Miller

Inauguration

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

Barney Miller

The Search

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

The Jeffersons

George and Louise in a Bind

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

The Jeffersons

George and Louise in a Bind

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Sanford & Son

Golden Boy

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Sanford & Son

My Brother-in-Law's Keeper

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

One Day at a Time

Grandma Leaves Grandpa

Ann's parents suffer marital difficulties.

One Day at a Time

Schneider Gets Fired

Schneider's job is endangered when he uses his passkey once too often.

Archie Bunker's Place

Father Christmas

Archie's long-lost brother comes to town to spend Christmas with his daughter Billie.

Archie Bunker's Place

Captain Video

Barney's desperate search for female companionship leads him to a video dating service.

Maude

Tuckahoe Bicentennial

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Maude

Mrs. Naugatuck's Citizenship

Mrs. Naugutuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

The Partridge Family

The Last of Howard

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

The Partridge Family

The Diplomat

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Hazel

Hazel and the Halfback

Frank Gifford comes to town to buy a bowling alley.

Hazel

Hazel and the Model T

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

I Dream of Jeannie

Please Don't Feed the Astronauts

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

I Dream of Jeannie

My Master, the Ghost Breaker

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jeannie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Bewitched

I'd Rather Twitch Than Fight

Darrin and Samantha find out that too much psychiatry can ruin a good marriage.

Bewitched

Oedipus Hex

Endora puts a spell on a bowl of popcorn - everyone who eats it loses interest in work.

Johnny Carson

Actor Don Rickles; singer Frank Sinatra; singer Olivia Newton-John; actor David Janssen.

Three's Company

A Hundred Dollars a What?

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Three's Company

Downhill Chaser

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

The Ropers

The Other Man

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her ``Latin lover`` in order to make Stanley jealous.

Three's a Crowd

King for a Day

Jack (John Ritter) gets conceited when his bistro becomes a hit with the in crowd. With Shannon Tweed.

The Ted Knight Show

Acropolis Now

Henry suspects Iris' Greek fiancé is after her money.

The Benny Hill Show

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

The Benny Hill Show

Weather forecaster; Mahatma Scuttle.

The Benny Hill Show

The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade goes through a day.

The Benny Hill Show

Irish castaway; sanitary inspector.

My Two Dads

Pop, the Question?

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

My Two Dads

Thanks for the Memories

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

My Two Dads

Power Struggle

The dads want Nicole to date other guys, so she brings home a loser.

My Two Dads

Bye, Bye Baby

Joey learns his girlfriend (Jamie Rose) is moving away.

The Facts of Life

Ballroom Dance

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

The Facts of Life

Tootie Drives

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

The Facts of Life

Stake-Out Blues

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

The Facts of Life

The Agent

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Too Close for Comfort

Charlie's Last Hurrah

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Too Close for Comfort

The Last Weekend

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Too Close for Comfort

My Unfavorite Martin

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Too Close for Comfort

Seventh Month Blues

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Soap

Corinne's baby begins speaking in Latin and Greek and throws Tim across the room.

Soap

The Tates try to exorcise Corinne's baby; Billy is kidnapped by members of a religious cult.

Soap

Jessica chooses between Chester and Detective Donahue; Burt's shocking fate is revealed.

Soap

Burt meets another human in space while his alien double on Earth is giving Mary sleepless nights.

Benson

$1 Million an Hour

Benson discovers a budget surplus that could cost the state its federal matching funds.

Benson

Flight of the Dodo

Benson, Gatling, Clayton and a golfer crash their helicopter.

Benson

Flight of the Dodo

Benson, Clayton and a golf pro are stranded in the desert after crash-landing their helicopter.

Benson

Two Boys and Their Dog

Benson becomes involved in one of Clayton's wacky investment schemes.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

One Day at a Time

The New Car

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

One Day at a Time

Schneider Loves Ginny

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Head of the Class

First Date

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Head of the Class

Partners

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Head of the Class

Arvid's Sure Thing

Arvid makes a date with a popular classmate.

Head of the Class

Scuttlebutt

An alumnus (Jack Gilford), an accomplished journalist, visits.

Who's the Boss?

Tony and Angela Get Divorced

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) begin to act the part when they learn the IRS considers them married.

Who's the Boss?

Let Her Tell You 'Bout the Birds and the Bees

Tony (Tony Danza) teaches a seventh-grade sex education class and learns about the subject himself. With Judith Light and Katherine Helmond.

Who's the Boss?

Party Politics

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) get caught in a case of one-upmanship when they plan a birthday party for Billy (Jonathan Halyalker).

Who's the Boss?

Choose Me

Mrs. Rossini and Mona (Rhoda Gemignani, Katherine Helmond) compete for the same man (Ian Ogilvy), involving Tony and Angela in the fight.

Just Shoot Me

Sweet Charity

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Just Shoot Me

Elliott the Geek

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others..

Just Shoot Me

Sewer!

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Just Shoot Me

In the Company of Maya

Maya is slapped with a sexual harassment suit; Elliott can't cope with his new girlfriend's (Heidi Schanz) fame.

The Drew Carey Show

Hotel Drew

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

The Drew Carey Show

Drew and the King

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a ``lost`` Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

The Drew Carey Show

Curse of the Mummy

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

The Drew Carey Show

The Enabler

Drew enables Mr. Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store; Oswald woos a pretty nurse.

NewsRadio

Who's the Boss? Part II

After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss.

NewsRadio

Security Door

The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial.

NewsRadio

Big Brother

Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths.

NewsRadio

Beep, Beep

Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

One Day at a Time

The New Car

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

One Day at a Time

Schneider Loves Ginny

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

The Jeffersons

A Case of Self-Defense

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

The Jeffersons

My Wife, I Think I'll Keep Her

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

Sanford & Son

By the Numbers

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Sanford & Son

Whiplash

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Barney Miller

The Accusation

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

Barney Miller

The Prisoner

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

The Partridge Family

Guess Who's Coming to Drive?

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridge Family

Where Do Mermaids Go?

A free-spirited girl leaves the Partridges one million dollars; suddenly their lives are turned upside down as they deal with their newfound wealth.

Hazel

Love 'em and Leave 'em

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel

Temper! Temper!

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

I Dream of Jeannie

G.I. Jeannie

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

I Dream of Jeannie

The Yacht Murder Case

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Bewitched

Samantha's Yoo-Hoo Maid

Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid.

Bewitched

Samantha's Caesar Salad

Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Maude

Doctor, Doctor

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude

Maude Meets Florida

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Alice

The Failure

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice

The Hex

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware form the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

The Facts of Life

The Facts of Love

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

The Facts of Life

Flash Flood

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Too Close for Comfort

The British Are Coming, the British Are Coming ...

Henry discovers that his war-time friend visiting from England is still a womanizer.

Too Close for Comfort

No Deposit, No Return

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Family Ties

The Job Not Taken

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

Family Ties

The Wrecker's Ball

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Three's Company

Handcuffed

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Three's Company

And Baby Makes Two

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Barney Miller

The Accusation

A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue.

Barney Miller

The Prisoner

A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world.

One Day at a Time

Schneider's Pride and Joy

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

One Day at a Time

A Visit From Dad

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

The Jeffersons

A Case of Self-Defense

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

The Jeffersons

My Wife, I Think I'll Keep Her

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

Sanford & Son

By the Numbers

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Sanford & Son

Whiplash

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Johnny Carson

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Becker

One Wong Move

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Becker

What Indifference a Day Makes

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

Wings

The Naked Truth

After 10 months, Joe and Brian find Helen waitressing in a strip joint and convince her to return to Nantucket.

Wings

Is That a Subpoena in Your Pocket ...?

Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall.

Mad About You

Clip Show

Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes.

Mad About You

Burt's Building

On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment.

Designing Women

Nowhere to Run To

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

Designing Women

A Class Act

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbakers partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

227

Play It Again, Stan

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie ``Casablanca.''

227

A Class Act

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

The Jeffersons

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

The Jeffersons

The Strays

George plots revenge against the female gang that mugged him.

Sanford & Son

The Dowry

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Sanford & Son

Jealousy

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Barney Miller

Loan Shark

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

Barney Miller

The Vandal

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

The Partridge Family

Home Is Where the Heart Was

Chris and Tracy decide to run away from home and live with Reuben.

The Partridge Family

Fellini, Bergman and Partridge

On a dare, Keith produces a movie starring the Partridges.

Hazel

Bonnie Boy

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

Hazel

Stop Rocking Our Reception

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

I Dream of Jeannie

Anybody Here Seen Jeannie?

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

I Dream of Jeannie

The Americanization of Jeannie

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Bewitched

Samantha's Curious Cravings

Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help.

Bewitched

And Something Makes Four

Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth.

Maude

Like Mother, Like Daughter

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Maude

Maude and the Radical

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Alice

The Pain of No Return

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Alice

The Odd Couple

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

The Facts of Life

Adoption

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

The Facts of Life

Running

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

Too Close for Comfort

Off and Running

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Too Close for Comfort

Accused, Confused and Abused

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Family Ties

Simon Says

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Family Ties

My Best Friend's Girl

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Three's Company

Jack's Bad Boy

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Three's Company

Lee Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Barney Miller

Loan Shark

Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000.

Barney Miller

The Vandal

A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie announces she has experienced rebirth.

One Day at a Time

JC and Julie

Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest.

The Jeffersons

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

The Jeffersons

The Strays

George plots revenge against the female gang that mugged him.

Sanford & Son

The Dowry

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Sanford & Son

Jealousy

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Johnny Carson

Actor James Woods; comic Bill Maher; Busted Bowlers.

Becker

The Wrong Man

Becker faces a moral dilemma when his college sweetheart, now married, comes to town and feelings between the two are rekindled.

Becker

Beckerethics

Becker is tempted to take part in an insurance scam concocted by a healthy patient to help his sick brother.

Wings

Taming of the Shrew

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Wings

I Ain't Got No Bunny

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Mad About You

Jamie's Parents

Jamie's parents (Carol Burnett, Carroll O'Connor) visit to announce they're taking their dream trip, and Paul nervously prepares for conversation with his father-in-law.

Mad About You

Outbreak

Paul and Jamie decide Thanksgiving is the perfect time to announce their impending parenthood to family and friends.

Designing Women

Keep the Home Fires Burning

While Bill (Douglas Barr) is on a classified mission, Charlene befriends a man (Peter Crook) she meets at a support group.

Designing Women

My Daughter, My Self

Mary Jo forbids Claudia (Priscilla Weems) to date an older man (Tom Isbell), then decides to date him herself.

227

The Prince

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

227

Babes in the Woods

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

The Jeffersons

The Strays

George risks a third encounter with a gang of female muggers in an effort to get Louise's diamond back.

The Jeffersons

Jefferson's Greatest Hits

A smooth-talking record producer offers Florence fame, fortune and a recording session.

Sanford & Son

Tooth or Consequences

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Sanford & Son

The Card Sharps

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Barney Miller

The Harris Incident

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Barney Miller

The Radical

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

The Partridge Family

Waiting for Bolero

Keith wants his own apartment so he can have some peace and quiet to write music; Shirley reluctantly agrees to let him move into a room in the house next door.

The Partridge Family

I Am Curious, Partridge

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

Hazel

What's Bugging Hazel?

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Hazel

Hazel's Day in Court

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

I Dream of Jeannie

The Moving Finger

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

I Dream of Jeannie

Djinn and Water

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

Bewitched

Naming Samantha's New Baby

Samantha's father is upset when his grandson isn't named after him.

Bewitched

A Bunny for Tabitha

Uncle Arthur does a classic rabbit in a hat trick, but instead of pulling out a rabbit, he pulls out a Playboy bunny.

Maude

The Ticket

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Maude

Love and Marriage

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Alice

A Night to Remember

Alice and Flo play cupid for Vera when she becomes depressed that she is alone as her birthday approaches.

Alice

Mel's Cup

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

The Facts of Life

Molly's Holliday

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

The Facts of Life

Dope

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Too Close for Comfort

Arrivederci, Jackie

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

Too Close for Comfort

Ars Gratia Iris

Henry competes with 100 top artists in a contest to design a logo for Iris' company.

Family Ties

'Til Her Daddy Takes the T-Bird Away

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Family Ties

All in the Neighborhood

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

Three's Company

The Root of All Evil

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Three's Company

Secret Admirer

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Barney Miller

The Harris Incident

Police mistake Harris for burglar and shoot him; A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Barney Miller

The Radical

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.