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Thu, Sep 24 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Ryan v. John Baker

Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.

Thu, Sep 24 2:00 AM

The Middle

Super Sunday

In preparation for the upcoming Super Bowl, Brick studies football; Mr. Ehlert asks Frankie to accompany him to a managerial seminar.

Thu, Sep 24 2:30 AM

The Middle

Valentine's Day II

Frankie is happy when Axl asks her to help him choose a present for his mysterious new girlfriend; Mike accidentally embarrasses Brick; Sue tries to find the guy she kissed during a hayride.

Thu, Sep 24 3:00 AM

The Middle

Friends, Lies and Videotape

Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.

Thu, Sep 24 3:30 AM

The Middle

Hecks on a Plane

Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.

Thu, Sep 24 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

The Trials of Michael Kelso

Jackie (Mila Kunis) tests Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) on his feelings about maturity, fidelity and parenting before taking him back.

Thu, Sep 24 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Naughty No-No

Eric has an eye-opening experience while watching an X-rated movie; Kitty's sophisticated sister pays a visit.

Thu, Sep 24 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Holy Craps!

Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) recruits Red (Kurtwood Smith) and the guys to help out at a church fund-raiser; Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) breaks up with Caroline (guest star Allison Munn). John Ratzenberger and Kevin McDonald guest star.

Thu, Sep 24 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Fez Dates Donna

Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) pretends to date Donna (Laura Prepon) in order to get his psycho ex-girlfriend, Caroline (guest star Allison Munn), off his back.

Thu, Sep 24 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Drunken Tattoo

Eric decides to get a tattoo after he reads an entry in Donna's journal revealing her wish for him to have a more dangerous side.

Thu, Sep 24 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Backstage Pass

Donna parties with band members following a concert and forgets that she left Eric outside waiting for her.

Thu, Sep 24 7:00 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 7:30 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 8:00 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 8:30 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 9:00 AM

Wounded Warrior Project: No Warrior is Left Behind

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Thu, Sep 24 9:30 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 10:00 AM

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Thu, Sep 24 11:00 AM

According to Jim

Date Night

A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.

Thu, Sep 24 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Birthday Boys

After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.

Thu, Sep 24 12:00 PM

The Conners

Tats and Tias

Harris is newly unemployed, depressed and has moved back into the house, while Becky struggles to find affordable childcare; Jackie suggests Becky reach out to Emilio's family for support; the family contemplates tattoos.

Thu, Sep 24 12:30 PM

The Conners

The Icewoman Cometh

Bev is back from Arizona and realizes she'd like to use her finances to spread happiness; Bev decides to fund Mark's tuition to a prestigious coding camp, but Darlene tries to convince her to give the money to Harris instead.

Thu, Sep 24 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

The Canadians of Africa

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her ``unhappy son.``

Thu, Sep 24 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Estée Lauder and Goat Meat

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.

Thu, Sep 24 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Quest for Fire

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

Thu, Sep 24 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Clash of the Taylors

When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.

Thu, Sep 24 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Room at the Top

Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.

Thu, Sep 24 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Dating Game

Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.

Thu, Sep 24 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Geronimo Jim

Dana and Cheryl worry when their respective partners Andy and Jim decide to take up some dangerous adrenaline sports.

Thu, Sep 24 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Scrapbook

Jim and Cheryl's botched anniversary moments from years past.

Thu, Sep 24 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Wedding Bell Blues

Jim scrambles to find a replacement when he accidentally knocks the minister unconscious with the car door on Dana's wedding day.

Thu, Sep 24 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Foul Ball

Despite Cheryl's reservations, Jim gets Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go see a Cubs game.

Thu, Sep 24 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Daddy Dearest

During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.

Thu, Sep 24 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Wolf Returns

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Thu, Sep 24 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Free Range Parents

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

Thu, Sep 24 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Ping-pong

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

Thu, Sep 24 8:00 PM

The Middle

Thanksgiving II

Mike reluctantly invites his brother (Norm Macdonald) and father over for Thanksgiving; Sue wants to start a holiday tradition.

Thu, Sep 24 8:30 PM

The Middle

A Simple Christmas

Frankie's holiday plans are threatened when her parents come to stay with the family.

Thu, Sep 24 9:00 PM

The Middle

Taking Back the House

Axl, Sue and Brick resist when Mike and Frankie try to regain control of the household.

Thu, Sep 24 9:30 PM

The Middle

The Big Chill

Mike gets mad at Frankie when she unwittingly pays $200 for eye cream; Axl cares for a mechanical infant for health class; Sue and Brick try to repair a hole in the wall.

Thu, Sep 24 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Fear of Flying

Astronauts of the space shuttle Columbia visit the ``Tool Time`` set after using Tim's screwdriver in space.

Thu, Sep 24 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

When Harry Kept Delores

Tim (Tim Allen) offers Harry (guest star Blake Clarke) advice after Delores (guest star Shirley Prestia) decides to work at the hardware store.

Thu, Sep 24 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Eye on Tim

Jill (Patricia Richardson) keeps an eye on Tim (Tim Allen) when a news reporter (guest star Rosalind Allen) flatters him with her flirtations.

Thu, Sep 24 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Bud Bowl

Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for ``Tool Time`` will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.

Fri, Sep 25 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Haunted House

Boyd finds Vanessa's ideas for the Halloween haunted house fundraiser too scary. Mike wants to help Boyd face his fears.

Fri, Sep 25 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Larabee for School Board

When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Many give her advice on romance.

Fri, Sep 25 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Shoveling Snow

When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.

Fri, Sep 25 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Vanessa Fixes Kyle

Vanessa feels guilty after encouraging Mandy to end things with Kyle, so she decides to try to make things right.

Fri, Sep 25 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Math Class

Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried.

Fri, Sep 25 2:30 AM

The Middle

Spring Cleaning

The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar.

Fri, Sep 25 3:00 AM

The Middle

The Legacy

Mike's motives come into question when he punishes Axl by forbidding him to play in the last basketball game of the season; Sue wins a trophy; Brick has to wear his cousin's clothes.

Fri, Sep 25 3:30 AM

The Middle

Royal Wedding

Frankie becomes obsessed with the royal wedding; Brick helps Sue when she decides to try out for the school's news team; Mike has to make cutbacks at the quarry.

Fri, Sep 25 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Canadian Road Trip

Fez loses his green card when the guys make a beer run to Canada; Kelso sings the Canadian National Anthem and saves the day.

Fri, Sep 25 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

The Promise Ring

When Eric presents Donna with a promise ring representing their future together, her response is not what he expects.

Fri, Sep 25 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

It's a Wonderful Life

After his breakup with Donna, Eric receives a visit from a guardian angel (Wayne Knight), who shows him the value of love.

Fri, Sep 25 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Depression

Eric locks himself in his bedroom for days after his breakup with Donna, ignoring the pleas of his parents.

Fri, Sep 25 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Pinciotti vs. Forman

Eric and Donna squabble over their friends following their breakup; Red and Pastor Dave become buddies.

Fri, Sep 25 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Hyde Gets the Girl

Eric tries to make Donna jealous by flirting with some girls at a party, while Hyde hooks up with an older woman.

Fri, Sep 25 7:00 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 8:00 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 8:30 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 9:00 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 9:30 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 10:00 AM

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Fri, Sep 25 11:00 AM

According to Jim

The Receipt

Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him.

Fri, Sep 25 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Old Friends

When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.

Fri, Sep 25 12:00 PM

The Conners

Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise; Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby; Ben gets caught up playing handyman and babysitter for Becky, which causes him to miss an important meeting.

Fri, Sep 25 12:30 PM

The Conners

CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits

Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging; Darlene spends the night in jail and leaves parenting duties to Ben; Mark and a friend's class experiment leaves them both with hickeys.

Fri, Sep 25 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Full-Frontal Dottie

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

Fri, Sep 25 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Idle Nigerians

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

Fri, Sep 25 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Pump You Up

Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.

Fri, Sep 25 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

A Night to Dismember

The weird subject matter of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.

Fri, Sep 25 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Niece

Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him.

Fri, Sep 25 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

Jill's Passion

Jill (Patricia Richardson) is asked out on a date and realizes her 18-year marriage has lost some spark and romance. With Tim Allen.

Fri, Sep 25 4:00 PM

According to Jim

The Tale of the Tape: Part 1

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

Fri, Sep 25 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Tale of the Tape: Part 2

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

Fri, Sep 25 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Charity Begins at Hef's

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.

Fri, Sep 25 5:30 PM

According to Jim

The Race

Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.

Fri, Sep 25 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Educating Boyd

When Boyd is suspended from school, Mike wants Ryan to look into private schools; Kristin and Kyle are faced with a raccoon in the Outdoor Man restaurant.

Fri, Sep 25 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Road Less Driven

Mike looks forward to spending alone time in the garage with his new 1967 Impala, but the car's previous owner keeps showing up with uninvited advice; Vanessa lets Eve go to a music festival, angering Mandy.

Fri, Sep 25 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Halloween

When Mike and Chuck decide to spend Halloween watching football instead of passing out candy, their wives decide to prank them; Kyle dresses up as Ed.

Fri, Sep 25 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Dad Hat

Mike has a difficult time treating Kristin like an employee rather than his daughter; Kyle and Mandy hope Ed wants their help rekindling his romance with Wendi.

Fri, Sep 25 8:00 PM

The Middle

Super Sunday

In preparation for the upcoming Super Bowl, Brick studies football; Mr. Ehlert asks Frankie to accompany him to a managerial seminar.

Fri, Sep 25 8:30 PM

The Middle

Valentine's Day II

Frankie is happy when Axl asks her to help him choose a present for his mysterious new girlfriend; Mike accidentally embarrasses Brick; Sue tries to find the guy she kissed during a hayride.

Fri, Sep 25 9:00 PM

The Middle

Friends, Lies and Videotape

Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.

Fri, Sep 25 9:30 PM

The Middle

Hecks on a Plane

Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.

Fri, Sep 25 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights

Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new haircut gets Tim's (Tim Allen) dander up; Randy and Jill (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Patricia Richardson) rehearse ``Romeo and Juliet.``.

Fri, Sep 25 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Longest Day

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.

Fri, Sep 25 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Mr. Wilson's Opus

The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.

Fri, Sep 25 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Shopping Around

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).

Sat, Sep 26 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Thanksgiving

On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad (Robert Forster) announces plans to open a recreational marijuana store; Mike worries what message his dad's business venture will send to the family.

Sat, Sep 26 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Spanking

When Bud gives Boyd a spanking, he's surprised to learn Mike disagrees with his style of discipline; Kyle thinks Mandy's gift of a porkpie hat is an effort to brand him.

Sat, Sep 26 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Elfie

Mandy arranges a holiday surprise for the family's housekeeper; Vanessa gives Boyd an elf doll and tells him it's magical.

Sat, Sep 26 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

All About Eve

Vanessa worries Eve will become an outcast after she posts one of Mike's vlogs on her Facebook page; the Baxters have a run-in with the law.

Sat, Sep 26 2:00 AM

The Middle

Mother's Day II

Things don't go as planned when Mike and the kids give Frankie a day without the family as a Mother's Day gift.

Sat, Sep 26 2:30 AM

The Middle

The Prom

Axl invites the wrong girl to the prom, then decides to stand her up; Sue tries to fit in with the school's B crowd; Brick bores Frankie and Mike with his one-man plays.

Sat, Sep 26 3:00 AM

The Middle

The Bridge

Frankie and Mike try to get Brick over his fear of crossing bridges; Axl competes against his nemesis for a job; Sue has trouble choosing a bathing suit.

Sat, Sep 26 3:30 AM

The Middle

Back to Summer

Brick must write a daily journal for school or risk being held back; Axl has time left in his community service requirement; Sue must prove she had perfect attendance.

Sat, Sep 26 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

The Relapse

Donna finds comfort in Eric's arms after her mother leaves, and Eric's convinced they're back together.

Sat, Sep 26 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Bye-Bye Basement

Kitty redecorates the basement after Hyde moves back in with the Formans; Fez takes up ballet to meet girls.

Sat, Sep 26 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Uncomfortable Ball Stuff

Donna agrees to go to a ball with Eric but insists they're not on a date; Bob meets an outspoken woman at the store.

Sat, Sep 26 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

The Forgotten Son

Eric is shocked when Red taps Kelso to play the stock boy in an instructional film on stocking shelves; Kelso models his performance on John Travolta's in ``Saturday Night Fever``; Leo takes Hyde and Fez on a shopping spree.

Sat, Sep 26 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Donna's Story

Eric takes exception to Donna's story about a fictional couple; Bob introduces his new girlfriend to Red and Kitty.

Sat, Sep 26 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Red and Stacey

Red tries to fix Eric up with Stacey, a new Pricemart checkout clerk, but he soon realizes that she's interested in someone else; Fez finally asks Big Rhonda out on a date.

Sat, Sep 26 7:00 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 8:00 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 8:30 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 9:00 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 9:30 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 10:00 AM

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Sat, Sep 26 11:00 AM

According to Jim

The Scrapbook

Jim and Cheryl's botched anniversary moments from years past.

Sat, Sep 26 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Wedding Bell Blues

Jim scrambles to find a replacement when he accidentally knocks the minister unconscious with the car door on Dana's wedding day.

Sat, Sep 26 12:00 PM

According to Jim

Foul Ball

Despite Cheryl's reservations, Jim gets Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go see a Cubs game.

Sat, Sep 26 12:30 PM

According to Jim

The Tale of the Tape: Part 1

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

Sat, Sep 26 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Tayo Time

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

Sat, Sep 26 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Tablespoon of Dad

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

Sat, Sep 26 2:00 PM

That '70s Show

Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?!)

Red and Eric (Kurtwood Smith, Topher Grace) are shamed into taking Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) square dancing after forgetting her birthday.

Sat, Sep 26 2:30 PM

That '70s Show

The Trials of Michael Kelso

Jackie (Mila Kunis) tests Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) on his feelings about maturity, fidelity and parenting before taking him back.

Sat, Sep 26 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Games, Flames & Automobiles

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

Sat, Sep 26 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

At Sea

Tim (Tim Allen) and the ``Tool Time`` staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

Sat, Sep 26 4:00 PM

Home Improvement

Future Shock

Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.

Sat, Sep 26 4:30 PM

Home Improvement

Workshop 'Til You Drop

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Sat, Sep 26 5:00 PM

According to Jim

The Tale of the Tape: Part 2

Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.

Sat, Sep 26 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Charity Begins at Hef's

When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.

Sat, Sep 26 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Mandy's Party

Mike and Vanessa come home early from their anniversary celebration and find Mandy was planning a party -- complete with beer and underage guests; Kristen feels nervous about her upcoming wedding.

Sat, Sep 26 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Summer Internship

Mandy lands her dream internship with a top fashion designer in New York -- but then unexpectedly turns it down; Vanessa and Mike want to know what changed her mind.

Sat, Sep 26 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Restaurant Opening

During the grand opening of The Outdoor Man Grill, Kristin feels like Ed is undermining her role as manager; Eve tries to distance herself from a childhood friend who appears to have a crush on her.

Sat, Sep 26 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Vanessa Fixes Up Eve

Vanessa sets Eve up with a student -- not realizing that Eve may already be dating someone; Chuck and Mike think Eve is seeing Chuck's son.

Sat, Sep 26 8:00 PM

The Middle

The Math Class

Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried.

Sat, Sep 26 8:30 PM

The Middle

Spring Cleaning

The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar.

Sat, Sep 26 9:00 PM

The Middle

The Legacy

Mike's motives come into question when he punishes Axl by forbidding him to play in the last basketball game of the season; Sue wins a trophy; Brick has to wear his cousin's clothes.

Sat, Sep 26 9:30 PM

The Middle

Royal Wedding

Frankie becomes obsessed with the royal wedding; Brick helps Sue when she decides to try out for the school's news team; Mike has to make cutbacks at the quarry.

Sat, Sep 26 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Burnin' Love

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.

Sat, Sep 26 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Al's Video

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Sat, Sep 26 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Whose Car Is It Anyway?

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Sat, Sep 26 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

I Was a Teenage Taylor

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Sun, Sep 27 12:00 AM

Home Improvement

Jill and Her Sisters

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Sun, Sep 27 12:30 AM

Home Improvement

The Tool Man Delivers

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Sun, Sep 27 1:00 AM

Home Improvement

The Wood, the Bad, and the Hungry

Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.

Sun, Sep 27 1:30 AM

Home Improvement

Workin' Man Blues

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

Sun, Sep 27 2:00 AM

The Middle

Forced Family Fun

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Sun, Sep 27 2:30 AM

The Middle

Forced Family Fun

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Sun, Sep 27 3:00 AM

The Middle

Hecking Order

Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet).

Sun, Sep 27 3:30 AM

The Middle

Major Changes

After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house.

Sun, Sep 27 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Jackie seeks advice from Donna and a therapist when she realizes that she has feelings for Fez.

Sun, Sep 27 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Son & Daughter

When Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he is out of town, the gang convinces Hyde to throw a party.

Sun, Sep 27 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

We Will Rock You

Jackie tries to seduce Fez with disco; Kitty and Red learn that their new neighbors are gay.

Sun, Sep 27 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Leaving Home Ain't Easy

Jackie makes Fez's life miserable when she declares her love and he turns her down.

Sun, Sep 27 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Sheer Heart Attack

Fez decides to stop being a player and settle down with one woman; Hyde convinces Red to sell his heart medication.

Sun, Sep 27 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Love of My Life

Red and Kitty show their home to prospective buyers; Jackie tells Fez the truth about how she feels.

Sun, Sep 27 7:00 AM

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Sun, Sep 27 8:00 AM

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Sun, Sep 27 8:30 AM

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Sun, Sep 27 9:00 AM

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Sun, Sep 27 9:30 AM

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Sun, Sep 27 10:00 AM

Natural Blood Pressure Management

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Sun, Sep 27 10:30 AM

Never Scrub Your Floors Again

See why this cleaning tool replaces chemicals and hard labor!

Sun, Sep 27 11:00 AM

Home Improvement

No Place Like Home

At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.

Sun, Sep 27 11:30 AM

Home Improvement

The Flirting Game

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Sun, Sep 27 12:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Karate Kid Returns

Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.

Sun, Sep 27 12:30 PM

Home Improvement

Totally Tool Time

Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing ``Tool Time`` to their country.

Sun, Sep 27 1:00 PM

Home Improvement

A Funny Valentine

Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.

Sun, Sep 27 1:30 PM

Home Improvement

Wilson's World

Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more ``normal`` when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

Sun, Sep 27 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Something Old, Someone Blue

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.

Sun, Sep 27 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Communication Breakdown

Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

Sun, Sep 27 3:00 PM

The Conners

Exercise Bands, Money Plans, and Faraway Lands

Ahead of the deposition, Dan gets support from Jackie, Becky and Darlene; Mark is presented with an opportunity which leads to a major life decision; Becky and Tyler consider the next step in their relationship.

Sun, Sep 27 3:30 PM

The Conners

The Truck Stops Here

Jackie prepares for a series of physical tests in an effort to rejoin the police force; Darlene confronts the insecurities in her marriage with Ben; Dan's deposition stirs up feelings; final farewells are made in true Conner family fashion.

Sun, Sep 27 4:00 PM

Men Behaving Badly

Special Delivery

A talk-show host (Geraldo Rivera) asks midwife Jamie to demonstrate his radical birthing technique.

Sun, Sep 27 4:30 PM

Men Behaving Badly

The Gift of the Jami

For extra money, Jamie enters a karaoke contest; guest Aaron Neville.

Sun, Sep 27 5:00 PM

According to Jim

The Race

Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.

Sun, Sep 27 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Anec-Don'ts

In an effort to outdo Cheryl's story about meeting Oprah, Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire.

Sun, Sep 27 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Daddy Dearest

During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.

Sun, Sep 27 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Wolf Returns

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Sun, Sep 27 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Free Range Parents

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

Sun, Sep 27 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Ping-pong

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

Sun, Sep 27 8:00 PM

According to Jim

The Chick Whisperer

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman at the bar, but she turns out to be crazy.

Sun, Sep 27 8:30 PM

According to Jim

James and the Annoying Peach

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl does not speak to him for three days.

Sun, Sep 27 9:00 PM

According to Jim

The Dream

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he learns she is having erotic dreams about him.

Sun, Sep 27 9:30 PM

According to Jim

Lean on Me

Cheryl urges Jim to meet an old girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) for lunch, but has second thoughts when she becomes convinced the woman has romantic intentions.

Sun, Sep 27 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

My Son, the Driver

Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident; three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit ``Tool Time.``.

Sun, Sep 27 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Insult to Injury

A ``Tool Time`` mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.

Sun, Sep 27 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Family Un-Ties

Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.

Sun, Sep 27 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Feminine Mistake

``Tool Time`` gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

Mon, Sep 28 12:00 AM

According to Jim

The Gift of the Maggie

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.

Mon, Sep 28 12:30 AM

According to Jim

Sex Ed Fred

When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.

Mon, Sep 28 1:00 AM

According to Jim

Renewing Vows

During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.

Mon, Sep 28 1:30 AM

According to Jim

Mr. Right

Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.

Mon, Sep 28 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Test

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Mon, Sep 28 2:30 AM

The Middle

Bad Choices

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of homeownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Mon, Sep 28 3:00 AM

The Middle

Halloween II

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Mon, Sep 28 3:30 AM

The Middle

Heck's Best Thing

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

Mon, Sep 28 4:00 AM

Men Behaving Badly

Jamie's Got Next

Jamie falls for a shy semipro basketball player and coaches her on aggression.

Mon, Sep 28 4:30 AM

Men Behaving Badly

Here We Go Again

Financially struggling Jamie convinces Steve to be his roommate.

Mon, Sep 28 5:00 AM

Men Behaving Badly

The Tape

Jamie borrows a tape of sentimental songs that Steve recorded as an adolescent.

Mon, Sep 28 5:30 AM

Men Behaving Badly

The Truth About Cats and Ducks

Jamie must redeem himself in Brenda's eyes after he accidentally kills a duck.

Mon, Sep 28 6:00 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

Step Right Up

Dog Gone It; Parking Fans; Ketchup Cop.

Mon, Sep 28 6:30 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

The Harder They Fall

Criminal Granny; Ear-a-gation; Take My Hand.

Mon, Sep 28 7:00 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

Come Back Anytime

Squirt Gun Fun; Mariachi Madness; Busted a Move.

Mon, Sep 28 7:30 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.

Mon, Sep 28 8:00 AM

The Aging Brain

Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.

Mon, Sep 28 8:30 AM

Joint Relief Revolution

Join Connie Craig-Carrol and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation.

Mon, Sep 28 9:00 AM

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Mon, Sep 28 11:00 AM

According to Jim

Cheryl's Day Off

Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.

Mon, Sep 28 11:30 AM

According to Jim

No Surprises

After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.

Mon, Sep 28 12:00 PM

The Conners

Bridge Over Troubled Conners

Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting; Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for the first time; Dan reluctantly shares his financial troubles with Louise.

Mon, Sep 28 12:30 PM

The Conners

Keep on Truckin' Six Feet Apart

The Conners are dealing with the pandemic and life's financial troubles; the Lunch Box is closed for everything but takeout and delivery; Becky and Darlene are both forced to search for additional income at the newly reopened Wellman Plastics plant.

Mon, Sep 28 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Black Ice

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.

Mon, Sep 28 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

An Afro and a Peugeot

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

Mon, Sep 28 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Losing My Religion

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) questions God's existence, which prompts Tim (Tim Allen) to visit the Rev. Mike (guest star Dan Aykroyd).

Mon, Sep 28 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Thanksgiving

The Taylors celebrate Thanksgiving with a Hollywood producer at a Detroit Lions football game. Guest stars: Rodney Dangerfield, Alex Rocco and Tom Poston.

Mon, Sep 28 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Old College Try

Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.

Mon, Sep 28 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

Bright Christmas

Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.

Mon, Sep 28 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Anec-Don'ts

In an effort to outdo Cheryl's story about meeting Oprah, Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire.

Mon, Sep 28 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Chick Whisperer

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman at the bar, but she turns out to be crazy.

Mon, Sep 28 5:00 PM

According to Jim

James and the Annoying Peach

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl does not speak to him for three days.

Mon, Sep 28 5:30 PM

According to Jim

The Dream

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he learns she is having erotic dreams about him.

Mon, Sep 28 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

The Big Sleepover

When Eve's annoying friend needs a place to stay, Mike tries to pawn her off on someone else; conflict ensues after Kristin asks Mandy to design new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill.

Mon, Sep 28 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Gratitude List

Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving.

Mon, Sep 28 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

The Puck Stops Here

Mike surprises everyone by suggesting Ryan become the coach for Boyd's hockey team; Vanessa doesn't understand why Eve is doing poorly in chemistry.

Mon, Sep 28 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Gift of the Wise Man

Mike asks the family to help get ready for Christmas in order to take the pressure off a stressed-out Vanessa.

Mon, Sep 28 8:00 PM

The Middle

Mother's Day II

Things don't go as planned when Mike and the kids give Frankie a day without the family as a Mother's Day gift.

Mon, Sep 28 8:30 PM

The Middle

The Prom

Axl invites the wrong girl to the prom, then decides to stand her up; Sue tries to fit in with the school's B crowd; Brick bores Frankie and Mike with his one-man plays.

Mon, Sep 28 9:00 PM

The Middle

The Bridge

Frankie and Mike try to get Brick over his fear of crossing bridges; Axl competes against his nemesis for a job; Sue has trouble choosing a bathing suit.

Mon, Sep 28 9:30 PM

The Middle

Back to Summer

Brick must write a daily journal for school or risk being held back; Axl has time left in his community service requirement; Sue must prove she had perfect attendance.

Mon, Sep 28 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Alarmed by Burglars

The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.

Mon, Sep 28 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Games, Flames & Automobiles

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

Mon, Sep 28 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

At Sea

Tim (Tim Allen) and the ``Tool Time`` staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

Mon, Sep 28 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Future Shock

Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.

Tue, Sep 29 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Breaking Boyd

Mike and Ryan vehemently disagree when a school counselor suggests that Boyd start ADHD medication; Mandy tries to get good grades.

Tue, Sep 29 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Renaming Boyd's School

Boyd's school considers a change after his research on its namesake causes outrage; Mandy relies on Blanca's expertise while working on a class project.

Tue, Sep 29 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Tasers

Speculation begins when a bouquet of roses is delivered anonymously to the Baxter household; Vanessa is disappointed with the gift she receives from Mike.

Tue, Sep 29 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Stud Muffin

The Baxters' neighbor tells them that their dog impregnated his German Shepherd; Eve leaves a note on the parked car Mandy hit.

Tue, Sep 29 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Play

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of ``The Wizard of Oz``; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

Tue, Sep 29 2:30 AM

The Middle

Thanksgiving III

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

Tue, Sep 29 3:00 AM

The Middle

A Christmas Gift

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Tue, Sep 29 3:30 AM

The Middle

Year of the Hecks

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Tue, Sep 29 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Hot Cousin

Eric's comely cousin visits, triggering competition for attention among the boys; Red gets Kitty a pet.

Tue, Sep 29 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

The Third Wheel

Eric is forced to pal around with Hyde and his female ``friend``; Red gives Pastor Dave a new direction in life.

Tue, Sep 29 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

An Eric Forman Christmas

Eric agrees to direct the church's Christmas pageant, and the casting of his friends leads to disagreements over the interpretation.

Tue, Sep 29 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Jackie Says Cheese

Jackie takes a job as a cheese maiden at the Cheese Palace; Eric catches Red combing through his dresser drawers.

Tue, Sep 29 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Tornado Prom

Eric braves a tornado watch to pick up Donna for the prom; the weather warning brings the Formans and Pinciottis together.

Tue, Sep 29 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Class Picture

All reminisce about meeting one another for the first time, as they prepare to get their class pictures taken.

Tue, Sep 29 7:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 29 8:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 29 9:00 AM

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Tue, Sep 29 11:00 AM

According to Jim

The Importance of Being Jim

Cheryl hides the digital camera after Jim deliberately deletes a photograph she urged him to save.

Tue, Sep 29 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Cars and Chicks

When Cheryl helps Dana buy a new car that turns out to be a lemon, Jim is determined to straighten things out at the dealership.

Tue, Sep 29 12:00 PM

The Conners

Halloween and the Election vs. The Pandemic

Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience; Mark goes toe-to-toe with a kid at school who doesn't believe in wearing a mask.

Tue, Sep 29 12:30 PM

The Conners

Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette

Darlene isolates herself from her co-workers at Wellman Plastics, leaving them with the impression she is an elitist snob; Louise decides to teach Harris an expensive life lesson; Jackie is determined to keep the restaurant running.

Tue, Sep 29 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Where's Your Other Wives, Tunde?

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

Tue, Sep 29 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Twerk O' Clock

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

Tue, Sep 29 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

An Older Woman

Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.

Tue, Sep 29 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Tim ``The Landlord`` Taylor

Tim and Jill rent their second house to Al, who proves to be a difficult tenant; Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.

Tue, Sep 29 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Say Good-Night, Gracie

After spending time with his 4-year-old niece, Tim (Tim Allen) tells Jill (Patricia Richardson) he wants to have another child.

Tue, Sep 29 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

What a Drag

Tim and Jill find a bag of marijuana in their backyard and debate how to properly handle the situation.

Tue, Sep 29 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Lean on Me

Cheryl urges Jim to meet an old girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) for lunch, but has second thoughts when she becomes convinced the woman has romantic intentions.

Tue, Sep 29 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Gift of the Maggie

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.

Tue, Sep 29 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Sex Ed Fred

When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.

Tue, Sep 29 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Renewing Vows

During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.

Tue, Sep 29 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Polar Run

Mike and Vanessa try to get Eve to join their teams for their annual college alumnae 5K race; Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant.

Tue, Sep 29 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Mike and the Mechanics

Mike tries to cheer Eve up by showing her different career options; a car mechanic (Jay Leno) yields a surprising amount of influence; Kristin feels like she no longer has anything in common with Mandy.

Tue, Sep 29 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

The Ring

When Ed secretly gives Kyle a task involving an engagement ring, Mike thinks Kyle is going to propose to Mandy.

Tue, Sep 29 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Home Sweet Loan

After agreeing to buy a home with Kristin, Ryan changes his mind; Mandy wants Eve out of the basement.

Tue, Sep 29 8:00 PM

The Middle

Forced Family Fun

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Tue, Sep 29 8:30 PM

The Middle

Forced Family Fun

Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school.

Tue, Sep 29 9:00 PM

The Middle

Hecking Order

Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet).

Tue, Sep 29 9:30 PM

The Middle

Major Changes

After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house.

Tue, Sep 29 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Workshop 'Til You Drop

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Tue, Sep 29 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Burnin' Love

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.

Tue, Sep 29 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Al's Video

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Tue, Sep 29 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Whose Car Is It Anyway?

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Wed, Sep 30 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Eve's Boyfriend

Eve refuses to talk about her new boyfriend; Kristin and Mandy are concerned when they think Eve and her boyfriend will both be going on the same junior ROTC overnight camping trip.

Wed, Sep 30 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Project Mandy

After Mandy shows off her clothing designs at a student fashion show, she announces her plan to quit school and start her career.

Wed, Sep 30 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Hard-Ass Teacher

Eve tries to avoid a class with a tough teacher so she can get straight A's and go to college at West Point.

Wed, Sep 30 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Parenting Bud

When Bud gets jumped while unloading his truck, Mike tries to suggest ways for him to protect himself; Vanessa talks to the girls about caring for her and Mike in their old age.

Wed, Sep 30 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Map

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Wed, Sep 30 2:30 AM

The Middle

Hecking It Up

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

Wed, Sep 30 3:00 AM

The Middle

Valentine's Day III

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Wed, Sep 30 3:30 AM

The Middle

The Concert

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit -- on foot.

Wed, Sep 30 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Donna Dates a Kelso

Jackie fixes up Donna with Kelso's older brother (guest star Luke Wilson); Red and Bob clash over a Corvette.

Wed, Sep 30 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Kelso's Career

The gang disapproves of the way Casey treats Donna; Kelso gets a job in order to buy Jackie a St. Valentine's Day gift.

Wed, Sep 30 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Leo Loves Kitty

Leo admits to Red that he fell in love with Kitty while she nursed him back to health after his car accident.

Wed, Sep 30 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Jackie's Cheese Squeeze

Jealous of Kelso's modeling career, Jackie seeks solace in the arms of her manager at the cheese shop.

Wed, Sep 30 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Prank Day

Red helps the guys get revenge on Kelso for an April Fools' Day prank involving super glue; Donna misses her mother.

Wed, Sep 30 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Corvette Caper

After Red and Kitty go out of town, a cheerleader agrees to date Eric as long as he picks her up in the Corvette.

Wed, Sep 30 7:00 AM

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Wed, Sep 30 11:00 AM

According to Jim

The Baby Monitor

Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.

Wed, Sep 30 11:30 AM

According to Jim

The Pizza Boy

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

Wed, Sep 30 12:00 PM

The Conners

Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens

It's Beverly Rose's first birthday, but it's not all cake and candles as Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of party they should have; Jackie is introduced to someone who wants to be more than friends.

Wed, Sep 30 12:30 PM

The Conners

Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

Darlene's friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics lands her in an awkward situation; Louise's brother tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

Wed, Sep 30 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

A Big, White Thumb

Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite.

Wed, Sep 30 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

My Successful Lawyer Son

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Wed, Sep 30 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Taking Jill for Granite

A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter.

Wed, Sep 30 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Futile Attraction

Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits ``Tool Time.``.

Wed, Sep 30 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Desperately Seeking Willow

Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; ``Tool Time`` celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

Wed, Sep 30 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Write Stuff

Sibling rivalry abounds when Brad gets a sports gossip column in the school paper -- and more attention than Randy.

Wed, Sep 30 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Mr. Right

Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.

Wed, Sep 30 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Stick

On his birthday, Jim accuses Cheryl of habitually choosing gifts intended to change him instead of to please him.

Wed, Sep 30 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Get Your Freak On

Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.

Wed, Sep 30 5:30 PM

According to Jim

The Grumpy Guy

Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.

Wed, Sep 30 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Eve's Band

Mike tries to break up Eve's new band, but his plan doesn't turn out as he expected; Mandy and Kyle baby-sit Boyd.

Wed, Sep 30 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Tanks for the Memories

Mike decides to start his own miniature tank collection after learning that the one belonging to a late neighbor has been sold; Kristin and Ed worry about a scathing review of Outdoor Man Restaurant.

Wed, Sep 30 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

He Shed She Shed

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa to work in -- and free up his space at home; Kyle struggles when Kristin is named employee of the month.

Wed, Sep 30 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Outdoor Woman

Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.

Wed, Sep 30 8:00 PM

The Middle

The Test

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Wed, Sep 30 8:30 PM

The Middle

Bad Choices

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of homeownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Wed, Sep 30 9:00 PM

The Middle

Halloween II

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Wed, Sep 30 9:30 PM

The Middle

Heck's Best Thing

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

Wed, Sep 30 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

I Was a Teenage Taylor

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.

Wed, Sep 30 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Jill and Her Sisters

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Wed, Sep 30 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Tool Man Delivers

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Wed, Sep 30 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Wood, the Bad, and the Hungry

Nightmares torment Tim (Tim Allen) when he feels guilty for not inviting a friend (Jim Labriola) to Thanksgiving dinner. Guest stars: Mario and Michael Andretti.

Thu, Oct 1 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

April, Come She Will

Vanessa's visiting sister needs money for a donor egg so she can have a baby; Mike tries to pull a prank on Chuck Larabee.

Thu, Oct 1 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Mutton Busting

Ryan convinces Kristin to let Boyd participate in the mutton busting competition; Eve's boyfriend tells her he doesn't want her wearing her JROTC uniform to the prom.

Thu, Oct 1 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Here's the Kicker

Vanessa is concerned for Eve's safety when she is asked to be the high school's first female kicker; Eve wonders is Justin is jealous of her achievement.

Thu, Oct 1 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

War Games

Boyd gets in trouble for starting a game of war at a birthday party; Vanessa turns to Mandy for fashion advice.

Thu, Oct 1 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Sit Down

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Thu, Oct 1 2:30 AM

The Middle

Leap Year

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

Thu, Oct 1 3:00 AM

The Middle

The Paper Route

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

Thu, Oct 1 3:30 AM

The Middle

Get Your Business Done

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

Thu, Oct 1 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Hyde's Birthday

The gang throws Hyde a birthday party despite his protests; Kelso, Donna and Eric look for the perfect present.

Thu, Oct 1 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's False Alarm

Eric crashes Donna and Casey's rendezvous at a motel in order to prevent her from doing something she may regret.

Thu, Oct 1 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

That '70s Musical

The high-school's overbearing music teacher (Roger Daltrey) prepares the gang for the annual choral concert.

Thu, Oct 1 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Everybody Loves Casey

Eric can't get over Donna, so he confronts Casey (guest star Luke Wilson), who just plans to use her and move on.

Thu, Oct 1 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Love, Wisconsin Style

Red and Kitty arrange an intervention to let Donna and Casey know that their love life is affecting friends and family.

Thu, Oct 1 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Going to California

Kelso falls for a California girl (Jessica Simpson) while on the West Coast with Donna; Eric decides to follow Donna to California, leaving the gang to cover for him.

Thu, Oct 1 7:00 AM

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According to Jim

The Closet

Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.

Thu, Oct 1 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Punch and Ruby

Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.

Thu, Oct 1 12:00 PM

The Conners

Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest

Harris' job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family; Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realize the company is instituting supervised drug testing.

Thu, Oct 1 12:30 PM

The Conners

A Cold Mom, a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby

Ben's mom arrives after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past; Becky and Emilio spend more time together.

Thu, Oct 1 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Sock Wife!

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.

Thu, Oct 1 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Happy People Are Lazy

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

Thu, Oct 1 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Son Also Mooches

Tim worries that his mother will lose her investment in his brother's risky business venture; Jill gets glasses.

Thu, Oct 1 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Believe It or Not

Wilson (Earl Hindman) is upset with Tim (Tim Allen) when he tells everyone about Wilson's encounter with an extraterrestrial. Grant Hill guest stars as himself.

Thu, Oct 1 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets his driver's license, but is upset that his privileges are not as good as Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) were.

Thu, Oct 1 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

Tool-Thousand-One: A Space Odyssey

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) compete to be chosen to operate a Binford tool in space; Mark (Taran Smith) tries to impress a girl.

Thu, Oct 1 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Daddy Dearest

Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.

Thu, Oct 1 4:30 PM

According to Jim

Polite Jim

After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.

Thu, Oct 1 5:00 PM

According to Jim

The Thin Green Line

Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending ``Green Man`` routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.

Thu, Oct 1 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Jim's Best Friend

Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.

Thu, Oct 1 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Tattoo

Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.

Thu, Oct 1 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Marriage Doctor

Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.

Thu, Oct 1 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

The Shortcut

Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.

Thu, Oct 1 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Papa Bear

A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.

Thu, Oct 1 8:00 PM

The Middle

The Play

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of ``The Wizard of Oz``; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

Thu, Oct 1 8:30 PM

The Middle

Thanksgiving III

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

Thu, Oct 1 9:00 PM

The Middle

A Christmas Gift

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Thu, Oct 1 9:30 PM

The Middle

Year of the Hecks

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Thu, Oct 1 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Workin' Man Blues

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

Thu, Oct 1 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

No Place Like Home

At Christmas, Tim considers buying the house he grew up in when he learns the current owners plan to renovate.

Thu, Oct 1 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Flirting Game

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Thu, Oct 1 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Karate Kid Returns

Tim is surprised to learn Wilson's visiting cousins are the Beach Boys; Mark saves Randy from a bully.

Fri, Oct 2 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Rediscover America

Ed's girlfriend impacts Mike and Ed's longtime friendship; now that Eve is the high school football team's kicker, she starts feeling the pressure.

Fri, Oct 2 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Sinkhole

After having a close call with a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes scared to leave the house; Mike and Ryan disagree over how to ease Boyd's anxiety.

Fri, Oct 2 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

School Merger

Chuck and Mike debate the merits of an inner city school merging with a high school in an upscale neighborhood; Boyd's Halloween costume -- a lump of coal -- reminds Vanessa of her job's potential impact on the environment.

Fri, Oct 2 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Mike Advises Mandy

Mike gives Mandy advice on how to set aside money for paying taxes, but she decides to do things her own way.

Fri, Oct 2 2:00 AM

The Middle

The Guidance Counselor

Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg); Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself; Brick tries to relay a complaint to the president.

Fri, Oct 2 2:30 AM

The Middle

The Clover

Brick finds a four-leaf clover that seems to bring bad luck; Axl is shocked when his friend asks Sue to the prom.

Fri, Oct 2 3:00 AM

The Middle

The Telling

Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night.

Fri, Oct 2 3:30 AM

The Middle

The Wedding

Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding.

Fri, Oct 2 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

I Can't Quit You Baby

Bob enrolls Donna in a parochial school to punish her for running away, and Eric objects until he sees Donna's sexy schoolgirl uniform.

Fri, Oct 2 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

What Is and What Never Should Be

Red acts like a child after Kitty tells him she's pregnant; Hyde tries to break the news to Kelso that he's dating Jackie.

Fri, Oct 2 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Heartbreaker

A battle of wits between Hyde and Kelso deteriorates into a wrestling match; Kitty goes to her first doctor's appointment for her pregnancy.

Fri, Oct 2 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Ramble On

Donna gives Eric a big ugly ring as a symbol of their rekindled romance; Kitty is determined that menopause won't get her down.

Fri, Oct 2 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Over the Hills and Far Away

Donna and Eric have a heart-to-heart discussion about their future after visiting different colleges.

Fri, Oct 2 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Hot Dog

Eric buys an engagement ring for Donna; Red gets menopausal Kitty a dog to lift her spirits.

Fri, Oct 2 7:00 AM

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Fri, Oct 2 11:00 AM

According to Jim

The Bachelor

Jim advises Dana not to be herself when she's picked for the TV reality series, ``The Bachelor.``

Fri, Oct 2 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Father Disfigure

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Fri, Oct 2 12:00 PM

The Conners

Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas

Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions; Becky and Ben's attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama.

Fri, Oct 2 12:30 PM

The Conners

Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea

Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics; Ben decides on a new career path; Jackie tries an herbal tea and it leads to an emotional revelation.

Fri, Oct 2 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Angry, Happy, Same Face

Abishola must draw the line when Bob's ex-wife tries to maneuver her way back into Bob's life; Goodwin is concerned when Christina sets her romantic sights on Kofo.

Fri, Oct 2 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Put That Toe on Ice

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

Fri, Oct 2 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

From Top to Bottom

Jill (Patricia Richardson) makes embarrassing comments about Tim while being interviewed on a local talk show. Joan Lunden guest stars.

Fri, Oct 2 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Whitewater

Tim's excitement about spending his birthday at a NASCAR race is thwarted by Jill's plans for a river-rafting trip.

Fri, Oct 2 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Adios

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) must make a decision when he is accepted into a yearlong work-study program in Costa Rica.

Fri, Oct 2 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

All in the Family

Tim and Jill's romantic time together is interrupted when Jill's sister arrives for an unexpected visit.

Fri, Oct 2 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Belaboring the Point

Jim advises Ryan (Mitch Rouse) on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting.

Fri, Oct 2 4:30 PM

According to Jim

The Flannelsexual

As a talk-show guest, Jim angers Cheryl by expressing the view that men should not let women feminize them.

Fri, Oct 2 5:00 PM

According to Jim

The Punch

Jim teaches Kyle to throw the perfect punch to defend himself against the school bully, but Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the other child.

Fri, Oct 2 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Hoosier Daddy

Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor.

Fri, Oct 2 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Gameday Forecast: Showers

Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win.

Fri, Oct 2 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Where There's Smoke, There's Ire

Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.

Fri, Oct 2 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Boyd Will Be Boyd

Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.

Fri, Oct 2 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Trick or Treat

Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.

Fri, Oct 2 8:00 PM

The Middle

The Map

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Fri, Oct 2 8:30 PM

The Middle

Hecking It Up

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

Fri, Oct 2 9:00 PM

The Middle

Valentine's Day III

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Fri, Oct 2 9:30 PM

The Middle

The Concert

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit -- on foot.

Fri, Oct 2 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Totally Tool Time

Tim tries to please some Swedish businessmen who are interested in bringing ``Tool Time`` to their country.

Fri, Oct 2 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

A Funny Valentine

Tim's late father's old flame contacts him; Randy and Brad ponder what gifts to give their girlfriends.

Fri, Oct 2 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Wilson's World

Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more ``normal`` when he is criticized for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

Fri, Oct 2 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Something Old, Someone Blue

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene.

Sat, Oct 3 12:00 AM

Mother's Day (2016)

As Mother's Day draws near, a single mom (Jennifer Aniston) learns that her ex-husband is marrying a younger woman, while a recently widowed man struggles to raise his two daughters.

Sat, Oct 3 2:30 AM

The Middle

Last Whiff of Summer, Part 1

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

Sat, Oct 3 3:00 AM

The Middle

Last Whiff of Summer, Part 2

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

Sat, Oct 3 3:30 AM

The Middle

The Second Act

After being fired from the car dealership and vowing not to take any job that comes her way, Frankie goes to tech school to get a real career; Axl begins his senior year of high school; sophomore Sue mentors a freshman.

Sat, Oct 3 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Thank You

Eric turns into a turkey when his math teacher dines with the Formans on Thanksgiving Day. Tom Poston and Betty White guest star.

Sat, Oct 3 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Black Dog

While fighting over Jackie, Kelso accidentally shoots Hyde with an air gun; Fez develops a crush on his boss at the DMV.

Sat, Oct 3 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

The Crunge

Donna scores higher on the Scholastic Aptitude Test than Eric.

Sat, Oct 3 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

The Girl I Love

Fez decides to introduce his new girlfriend, Nina, to the gang, and Kitty offers to throw a dinner party for the occasion.

Sat, Oct 3 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

When the Levee Breaks

After Donna's dad leaves town for the weekend, she and Eric practice being married; Eric later tells Red he is engaged to Donna.

Sat, Oct 3 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Whole Lotta Love

Red fires Eric from his job at Pricemart after hearing about his engagement; Nina invites Fez to spend the night with her.

Sat, Oct 3 7:00 AM

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According to Jim

All the Rage

Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Sat, Oct 3 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Good Grief

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.

Sat, Oct 3 12:00 PM

According to Jim

Cheryl Gone Wild

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a ``Chicks Gone Wild`` video.

Sat, Oct 3 12:30 PM

According to Jim

Deliverance

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Sat, Oct 3 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Worth the Cooties

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

Sat, Oct 3 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

My Michelle Obama

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

Sat, Oct 3 2:00 PM

That '70s Show

Eric's Naughty No-No

Eric has an eye-opening experience while watching an X-rated movie; Kitty's sophisticated sister pays a visit.

Sat, Oct 3 2:30 PM

That '70s Show

Holy Craps!

Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) recruits Red (Kurtwood Smith) and the guys to help out at a church fund-raiser; Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) breaks up with Caroline (guest star Allison Munn). John Ratzenberger and Kevin McDonald guest star.

Sat, Oct 3 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Taps

Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

Sat, Oct 3 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Kiss & the Kiss-Off

Tim asks former ``Tool Time`` girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.

Sat, Oct 3 4:00 PM

Home Improvement

Quest for Fire

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

Sat, Oct 3 4:30 PM

Home Improvement

Clash of the Taylors

When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.

Sat, Oct 3 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Dino-Mite

Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.

Sat, Oct 3 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Separate Ways

Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep.

Sat, Oct 3 6:00 PM

Mother's Day (2016)

As Mother's Day draws near, a single mom (Jennifer Aniston) learns that her ex-husband is marrying a younger woman, while a recently widowed man struggles to raise his two daughters.

Sat, Oct 3 8:30 PM

The Middle

The Sit Down

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sat, Oct 3 9:00 PM

The Middle

Leap Year

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

Sat, Oct 3 9:30 PM

The Middle

The Paper Route

Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.

Sat, Oct 3 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Room at the Top

Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.

Sat, Oct 3 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

The Dating Game

Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.

Sat, Oct 3 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Pump You Up

Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.

Sat, Oct 3 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

A Night to Dismember

The weird subject matter of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.

Sun, Oct 4 12:00 AM

Home Improvement

The Niece

Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him.

Sun, Oct 4 12:30 AM

Home Improvement

Jill's Passion

Jill (Patricia Richardson) is asked out on a date and realizes her 18-year marriage has lost some spark and romance. With Tim Allen.

Sun, Oct 4 1:00 AM

Home Improvement

Losing My Religion

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) questions God's existence, which prompts Tim (Tim Allen) to visit the Rev. Mike (guest star Dan Aykroyd).

Sun, Oct 4 1:30 AM

Home Improvement

Thanksgiving

The Taylors celebrate Thanksgiving with a Hollywood producer at a Detroit Lions football game. Guest stars: Rodney Dangerfield, Alex Rocco and Tom Poston.

Sun, Oct 4 2:00 AM

The Middle

Bunny Therapy

To help Brick's interactions with people, the school therapist urges Frankie and Mike to get him a small pet, but the ill-tempered bunny they give him teaches the family the true meaning of evil; Axl dates two cheerleaders.

Sun, Oct 4 2:30 AM

The Middle

The Hose

A neighbor accuses Frankie of stealing her hose; Sue cancels a road trip to Cincinnati after seeing Mike's paycheck; Brick learns about the birds and the bees.

Sun, Oct 4 3:00 AM

The Middle

Halloween III: The Driving

Sue accidentally runs over Axl's foot while practicing driving; Axl looks forward to voting; Brick binges on Halloween candy.

Sun, Oct 4 3:30 AM

The Middle

The Safe

Frankie does not make a good impression on the first day of dental assistant school; Mike and Frankie ask Axl to get a tutor and improve his grades; Sue and Brick try to pawn an item they found in an old safe.

Sun, Oct 4 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Fez Dates Donna

Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) pretends to date Donna (Laura Prepon) in order to get his psycho ex-girlfriend, Caroline (guest star Allison Munn), off his back.

Sun, Oct 4 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Eric's Drunken Tattoo

Eric decides to get a tattoo after he reads an entry in Donna's journal revealing her wish for him to have a more dangerous side.

Sun, Oct 4 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Backstage Pass

Donna parties with band members following a concert and forgets that she left Eric outside waiting for her.

Sun, Oct 4 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Canadian Road Trip

Fez loses his green card when the guys make a beer run to Canada; Kelso sings the Canadian National Anthem and saves the day.

Sun, Oct 4 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

The Promise Ring

When Eric presents Donna with a promise ring representing their future together, her response is not what he expects.

Sun, Oct 4 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

It's a Wonderful Life

After his breakup with Donna, Eric receives a visit from a guardian angel (Wayne Knight), who shows him the value of love.

Sun, Oct 4 7:00 AM

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Home Improvement

The Old College Try

Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.

Sun, Oct 4 11:30 AM

Home Improvement

Bright Christmas

Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.

Sun, Oct 4 12:00 PM

Home Improvement

An Older Woman

Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.

Sun, Oct 4 12:30 PM

Home Improvement

Tim ``The Landlord`` Taylor

Tim and Jill rent their second house to Al, who proves to be a difficult tenant; Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.

Sun, Oct 4 1:00 PM

Home Improvement

Say Good-Night, Gracie

After spending time with his 4-year-old niece, Tim (Tim Allen) tells Jill (Patricia Richardson) he wants to have another child.

Sun, Oct 4 1:30 PM

Home Improvement

What a Drag

Tim and Jill find a bag of marijuana in their backyard and debate how to properly handle the situation.

Sun, Oct 4 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Taking Jill for Granite

A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter.

Sun, Oct 4 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Futile Attraction

Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits ``Tool Time.``.

Sun, Oct 4 3:00 PM

The Conners

Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats

Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach; Jackie believes someone has hacked Bev's credit card when several frivolous charges show up on the bank statement.

Sun, Oct 4 3:30 PM

The Conners

Moms and Rats

Bev experiences moments of clarity and reflection and asks Jackie to spend the day together in Chicago; Darlene finds a rat in her home but refuses to let Ben kill it.

Sun, Oct 4 4:00 PM

According to Jim

In Case of Jimergency

Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled after he has an argument with a claims representative.

Sun, Oct 4 4:30 PM

According to Jim

Coach Jim

Coach Jim turns his daughters' noncompetitive basketball team into tough, aggressive winners.

Sun, Oct 4 5:00 PM

According to Jim

The At-Bat

The Ghost of Andy gives Jim a glimpse of Kyle's future as a loser because of Jim's failed attempts to help his son during a softball game.

Sun, Oct 4 5:30 PM

According to Jim

What Lies Beneath

Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long lost wedding ring, causing a problem for Jim, who's been hiding the fact that he lost it for years.

Sun, Oct 4 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

A New Place for One of Our People

Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.

Sun, Oct 4 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Bridezilla vs. the Baxters

Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.

Sun, Oct 4 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

My Father the Car

Mike wants Chuck to sell him the car he recently inherited, but Joe is after the same thing; Kyle brings an ugly centerpiece for Thanksgiving dinner; Kristin and Ryan lay down the law after learning Eve's boyfriend stayed the night.

Sun, Oct 4 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Precious Snowflake

Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.

Sun, Oct 4 8:00 PM

According to Jim

The Grill II

Andy's attempt to sell a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago results in a wildly destructive tug-of-war between the two.

Sun, Oct 4 8:30 PM

According to Jim

Devlin in Disguise

When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.

Sun, Oct 4 9:00 PM

According to Jim

Any Man of Mine

Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.

Sun, Oct 4 9:30 PM

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Jim's Birthday

Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.

Sun, Oct 4 10:00 PM

According to Jim

Jim Almighty

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.

Sun, Oct 4 10:30 PM

According to Jim

The Hot Wife

Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.

Sun, Oct 4 11:00 PM

According to Jim

Safety Last

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.

Sun, Oct 4 11:30 PM

According to Jim

The Perfect Fight

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight; Andy plots revenge on Jim for coaxing his children to play pranks on him.

Mon, Oct 5 12:00 AM

Home Improvement

Desperately Seeking Willow

Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; ``Tool Time`` celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

Mon, Oct 5 12:30 AM

Home Improvement

The Write Stuff

Sibling rivalry abounds when Brad gets a sports gossip column in the school paper -- and more attention than Randy.

Mon, Oct 5 1:00 AM

Home Improvement

Taking Jill for Granite

A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter.

Mon, Oct 5 1:30 AM

Home Improvement

Futile Attraction

Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits ``Tool Time.``.

Mon, Oct 5 2:00 AM

The Middle

Thanksgiving IV

Frankie invites a couple of Marines to share Thanksgiving with her family; Axl gets good news; Sue tries to find the person who stole the chicken head from her uniform; Brick is mesmerized by a book.

Mon, Oct 5 2:30 AM

The Middle

Christmas Help

Mike helps his brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), move some furniture into the Heck family's garage, only to realize the furniture is stolen; Frankie hopes to land a part-time job in a department store so she can get a discount on Christmas presents.

Mon, Oct 5 3:00 AM

The Middle

Twenty Years

Frankie worries Mike is tiring of her as their 20th anniversary draws close; Sue tries to get Axl and Brick's help planning a party for their parents; Axl spoils the end of a book for Brick.

Mon, Oct 5 3:30 AM

The Middle

Life Skills

Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends.

Mon, Oct 5 4:00 AM

Mother's Day (2016)

As Mother's Day draws near, a single mom (Jennifer Aniston) learns that her ex-husband is marrying a younger woman, while a recently widowed man struggles to raise his two daughters.

Mon, Oct 5 6:30 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

On this hidden-camera prank show, everyday people get caught up in gags with hilarious consequences.

Mon, Oct 5 7:00 AM

Just for Laughs Gags

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Mon, Oct 5 8:00 AM

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According to Jim

Thanksgiving Confidential

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

Mon, Oct 5 11:30 AM

According to Jim

The Christmas Party

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

Mon, Oct 5 12:00 PM

The Conners

Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?

Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift; Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful; Jackie is laser-focused on her dream of being a contestant on ``Jeopardy!``

Mon, Oct 5 12:30 PM

The Conners

Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass

Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job; Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don't always agree on how to run the business.

Mon, Oct 5 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Randy's a Wrangler

Dottie makes an unexpected connection when she meets a fellow stroke survivor at physical therapy; Bob and Douglas try to keep tabs on Christina while she's away at an emotional wellness spa.

Mon, Oct 5 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Every Character Is the Villain

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

Mon, Oct 5 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Taylor Got Game

Brad tries to convince his parents to let him play professional soccer in Europe instead of going to college.

Mon, Oct 5 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Al's Fair Lady

Tim (Tim Allen) doesn't understand why Al (Richard Karn) has trouble accepting extravagant gifts from his new girlfriend.

Mon, Oct 5 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Bewitched

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes a murder suspect after Wilson (Earl Hindman) disappears following a Halloween party. With Patricia Richardson.

Mon, Oct 5 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

Not-So-Great-Scott

Tim (Tim Allen) accidentally tells Heidi (Debbe Dunning) that her husband is seeing one of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) patients.

Mon, Oct 5 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Guinea Pygmalion

Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.

Mon, Oct 5 4:30 PM

According to Jim

All the Rage

Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Mon, Oct 5 5:00 PM

According to Jim

Good Grief

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.

Mon, Oct 5 5:30 PM

According to Jim

Cheryl Gone Wild

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a ``Chicks Gone Wild`` video.

Mon, Oct 5 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Help Wanted

After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.

Mon, Oct 5 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

My Name Is Rob

Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.

Mon, Oct 5 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

Three Sisters

Kristin steps in to help when Mike and Vanessa deny Eve's request for financial help; an awkward encounter brings Kyle and Ed closer together; Mike and Vanessa come up with a plan to bring the girls together.

Mon, Oct 5 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

Explorers

Mike is offered the chance to submit an artifact to a renowned museum; Mike and his buddies decide to do their colonoscopy prep together; the women plan a nostalgic slumber party.

Mon, Oct 5 8:00 PM

The Middle

Get Your Business Done

After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.

Mon, Oct 5 8:30 PM

The Middle

The Guidance Counselor

Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counselor (Whoopi Goldberg); Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself; Brick tries to relay a complaint to the president.

Mon, Oct 5 9:00 PM

The Middle

The Clover

Brick finds a four-leaf clover that seems to bring bad luck; Axl is shocked when his friend asks Sue to the prom.

Mon, Oct 5 9:30 PM

The Middle

The Telling

Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night.

Mon, Oct 5 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

Communication Breakdown

Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

Mon, Oct 5 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

My Son, the Driver

Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident; three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit ``Tool Time.``.

Mon, Oct 5 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

Insult to Injury

A ``Tool Time`` mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.

Mon, Oct 5 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Family Un-Ties

Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.

Tue, Oct 6 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Big Shots

Mike gets caught between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated against chicken pox.

Tue, Oct 6 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Risky Behavior

Mindy worries about Kyle's safety after he gets in an accident; Ed makes an unexpected announcement; Eve plays with her high school football team.

Tue, Oct 6 1:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Changing Light Bulbs

When Mike discovers Vanessa has given away the last of his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go looking for more; Mandy announces she is getting her own apartment.

Tue, Oct 6 1:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Outdoor Man Grill

Mike is inspired to follow his dream to open a fish and game restaurant; Eve and Mandy go pheasant hunting.

Tue, Oct 6 2:00 AM

The Middle

One Kid at a Time

When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention.

Tue, Oct 6 2:30 AM

The Middle

The Friend

Frankie tries to get Mike to spend time with a new neighbor who shares his interests; Sue demands a cheer-off between the Wrestlerettes and the cheerleaders.

Tue, Oct 6 3:00 AM

The Middle

The Smile

Frankie and Mike worry that Axl may not get a sports scholarship; Sue's school science project involves smiling; Brick wants an iPad.

Tue, Oct 6 3:30 AM

The Middle

Valentine's Day IV

Axl and his friends, Darrin and Sean, offer to help guys break up with their girlfriends; Sue's ex-boyfriend, Matt, invites her to a Valentine's Day dance at school; Mike accidentally sends a romantic text to a co-worker instead of to Frankie.

Tue, Oct 6 4:00 AM

That '70s Show

Your Time Is Gonna Come

When Annette (guest star Jessica Simpson) visits Kelso, Jackie must conceal her jealousy from Hyde. Tom Poston and Betty White also guest star.

Tue, Oct 6 4:30 AM

That '70s Show

Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You

Hyde breaks up with Jackie when he realizes she still has feelings for Kelso. Betty White and Jessica Simpson guest star.

Tue, Oct 6 5:00 AM

That '70s Show

Misty Mountain Hop

Red, Kitty, Eric and Donna help Jackie clean out her parents' mountain cabin. Jack Osbourne guest stars.

Tue, Oct 6 5:30 AM

That '70s Show

Battle of Evermore

Rivals (guest stars Fred Willard, Seth Green) try to best Red and Eric in a father-son, Paul Bunyan competition. Bob Goldthwait also guest stars.

Tue, Oct 6 6:00 AM

That '70s Show

Hey, Hey What Can I Do?

The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer.

Tue, Oct 6 6:30 AM

That '70s Show

Bring It on Home

The Formans discover Jackie has been sleeping at their place because she has nowhere else to go; Fez realizes Nina is reluctant to introduce him to her family.

Tue, Oct 6 7:00 AM

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The Brother-in-Law

Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way.

Tue, Oct 6 11:30 AM

According to Jim

Moral Dilemma

Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card.

Tue, Oct 6 12:00 PM

The Conners

A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake

Mark is convinced he has COVID-19; Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh, who has been ghosting Harris; when Jackie visits Roseanne's grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.

Tue, Oct 6 12:30 PM

The Conners

Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers

Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.

Tue, Oct 6 1:00 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

On a Dead Guy's Bench

Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth.

Tue, Oct 6 1:30 PM

Bob Hearts Abishola

Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

Tue, Oct 6 2:00 PM

Home Improvement

Tim's First Car

When Tim's (Tim Allen) first car is junked, Jill (Patricia Richardson) decides to find him an exact replica.

Tue, Oct 6 2:30 PM

Home Improvement

Mr. Likable

Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al, who gets a role in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild.

Tue, Oct 6 3:00 PM

Home Improvement

Thanks, but No Thanks

Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household.

Tue, Oct 6 3:30 PM

Home Improvement

Home for the Holidays

Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest.

Tue, Oct 6 4:00 PM

According to Jim

Deliverance

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Tue, Oct 6 4:30 PM

According to Jim

Dino-Mite

Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.

Tue, Oct 6 5:00 PM

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Separate Ways

Dana and baby Tanner stay with Jim and Cheryl for a night, but the baby's crying makes it impossible for Jim to sleep.

Tue, Oct 6 5:30 PM

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In Case of Jimergency

Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled after he has an argument with a claims representative.

Tue, Oct 6 6:00 PM

Last Man Standing

A House Divided

Mike and Vanessa ask newlyweds Mandy and Kyle to tone down their open displays of affection; Kristen gets Eve a chance to play at the Grill, but Ed wants to fire her after a less than thrilling performance.

Tue, Oct 6 6:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Fixer

Mike plans to get Ryan and Kyle adept at fixing things around the house by pitting them against each other; Eve's boyfriend tells her he loves her.

Tue, Oct 6 7:00 PM

Last Man Standing

The Force

Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college; Kyle and Mandy decide to have Ed's recently deceased dog stuffed.

Tue, Oct 6 7:30 PM

Last Man Standing

The Friendly Library

The winner of the ``Meet Outdoor Man`` contest thinks Mike's video log contains secret messages; Vanessa starts a lending library to meet people in her neighborhood; Chuck adjusts to his new life after his wife takes a job in Los Angeles.

Tue, Oct 6 8:00 PM

The Middle

The Wedding

Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding.

Tue, Oct 6 8:30 PM

The Middle

Last Whiff of Summer, Part 1

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

Tue, Oct 6 9:00 PM

The Middle

Last Whiff of Summer, Part 2

Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her.

Tue, Oct 6 9:30 PM

The Middle

The Second Act

After being fired from the car dealership and vowing not to take any job that comes her way, Frankie goes to tech school to get a real career; Axl begins his senior year of high school; sophomore Sue mentors a freshman.

Tue, Oct 6 10:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Feminine Mistake

``Tool Time`` gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

Tue, Oct 6 10:30 PM

Home Improvement

Taps

Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

Tue, Oct 6 11:00 PM

Home Improvement

The Kiss & the Kiss-Off

Tim asks former ``Tool Time`` girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.

Tue, Oct 6 11:30 PM

Home Improvement

Quest for Fire

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

Wed, Oct 7 12:00 AM

Last Man Standing

Wedding Planning

When Mike offers Kristin and Ryan a cash gift to put toward their wedding, they must decide whether it's worth the conditions that come with it.

Wed, Oct 7 12:30 AM

Last Man Standing

Helen Potts

Mike has a confrontation with his neighbor over her noisy projects; Eve learns Ed isn't who she thought he was.

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