Me TV Network TV Schedule

Cannon

The Treasure of Saint Ignacio

Frank Cannon investigates the theft of valuable relics from a church in Mexico.

Barnaby Jones

Taste for Murder

A woman ingratiates herself with high-society horse lovers to set up burglaries for her beau.

Dragnet

The Big Shipment

When a plane crashes, a large amount of narcotics is found aboard -- but the pilot is missing.

Dragnet

The Search

Friday and Gannon investigate the disappearance of two girls from their mother's front yard.

Adam-12

Missing Child

Malloy and Reed search for a child whose disappearance becomes increasingly serious.

Hogan's Heroes

Who Stole My Copy of Mein Kampf?

A beautiful woman defector is marked for elimination by Hogan.

Toon in With Me

The Bill-Mo-Bill

Bill buys an old schoolbus and decides to make Toon In With Me... on Wheels!

Leave It to Beaver

Tennis, Anyone?

Wally plays tennis with a girl who is out to spite her boyfriend.

Leave It to Beaver

One of the Boys

Wally and Eddie are invited to join an exclusive social club.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Calendar Girl

Perry uses photography to help a building contractor accused of slaying an amateur photographer.

Matlock

The Revenge

Ben fights to protect his reputation from a deliberate campaign to ruin his credibility as a witness in a robbery trial.

Hawaii Five-O

Tsunami

Brilliant collegians perpetrate a tidal-wave hoax as part of a jewelry heist; guests Leigh McCloskey, Sid Clute.

The Waltons

The Typewriter

John-Boy's sisters unknowingly sell a museum-piece typewriter he borrowed from the Baldwins to a junkman.

Gunsmoke

The Fires of Ignorance

A schoolteacher (Allen Garfield) makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children in Dodge City.

Bonanza

A World Full of Cannibals

Candy accidentally reveals that a witness whose life has been twice endangered is hiding on the Ponderosa.

The Rifleman

The Blowout

A dying gunslinger attracts trouble to North Fork.

The Rifleman

Obituary

Newspaperman Byron Claremont specializes in profiles of gunmen; one of his stories is responsible for an old-time marshal's death; and his next subject is Lucas.

Wagon Train

The Les Rand Story

When the horses on the wagon train suddenly begin dying, Flint is sent to find a doctor and finds himself in a shootout with the man's son-in-law.

Emergency!

Dealer's Wild

DeSoto and Gage talk down an airplane flown by a teenage boy whose father, the pilot, suffered a heart attack while at the controls.

M*A*S*H

Hey, Doc

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

M*A*S*H

The Bus

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

M*A*S*H

Dear Mildred

While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.

M*A*S*H

The Kids

The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee the Crusader

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Sidecar

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Wedding

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

The Golden Girls

Older and Wiser

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

The Golden Girls

Melodrama

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

The Carol Burnett Show

Ruth Buzzi, John Davidson

Ruth Buzzi joins Carol in the audience; Burt Reynolds shows up for the Q&A; John Davidson takes part in a salute to classic movies from MGM, including ``National Velvet.``

Perry Mason

The Case of the Grinning Gorilla

A gorilla appears to have killed an eccentric amateur anthropologist; guest Victor Buono.

The Twilight Zone

Elegy

Three astronauts land on a strange planet and meet its caretaker.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Bracegirdle Does Her Duty

An elderly maid (Mildred Natwick) leaves the parsonage in search of excitement and adventure in Paris.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Equalizer

A physically small husband (Martin Balsam) goes in pursuit of a 200-pound wife-stealing salesman (Leif Erickson). With Norma Crane.

Mannix

Eagles Sometimes Can't Fly

Wrongly accused of murder, Peggy's friends (Georg Stanford Brown, Geoffrey Deuel) flee rather than talk to police.

Cannon

Blood on the Vine

While protecting the life of a winemaker, Cannon discovers that the man's son is an impostor.

Barnaby Jones

Final Burial

Barnaby uncovers bigamy, blackmail and murder when he seeks a missing family man; guest Stephen Collins.

Dragnet

The Prophet

Friday and Gannon discover that a psychedelic cult is mainly concerned with legalizing the sale of marijuana and LSD.

Dragnet

The Big Amateur

A phony police officer is discovered when he wins a businessmen's club's ``All-American Policeman`` award.

Adam-12

Have a Nice Weekend

Malloy and Reed investigate burglaries in a wealthy neighborhood.

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Hannibal

Hogan works with the daughter of a German general to learn enemy plans.

Toon in With Me

Saluting the Brave

Leave It to Beaver

Sweatshirt Monsters

Beaver gets into trouble at school for wearing a sweatshirt bearing a picture of a three-eyed monster.

Leave It to Beaver

A Night in the Woods

Lumpy and Eddie invade Beaver's camping trip.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Petulant Partner

A man is accused of killing his business partner's wife; guest R.G. Armstrong.

Matlock

The Obsession

Nightmares give Ben clues to the murderer of a celebrity doctor who was selling secrets about a client to the press.

Hawaii Five-O

East Wind, Ill Wind

The missing student (Sian Barbara Allen) of a foreign expatriate may hold the vital clue to solving her instructor's watery murder.

The Waltons

The Star

Grandpa interprets a shooting star that crash-landed at the Baldwins as an omen of his death.

Gunsmoke

The Angry Land

Matt takes an orphaned girl to live with her aunt, only to discover she is not welcome.

Bonanza

Sweet Annie Laurie

An outlaw allows his wife (Joan Van Ark) to think she has killed him to frighten her into abandoning the safety of the Ponderosa.

The Rifleman

Tension

Lucas and Mark lie to protect a dead man's family.

The Rifleman

Eddie's Daughter

Lucas becomes involved in the family troubles of the hotel clerk.

Wagon Train

The Nels Stack Story

A kind stranger traveling with the wagon train manages to prevent an old Indian from being hanged. Guest stars: Mark Stevens and Joanne Dru. With Ward Bond and Robert Horton.

Emergency!

Nurses Wild

The paramedics hold a demonstration for student nurses, one of whom interests Gage; the hospital staff saves a robber and his victim.

M*A*S*H

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

M*A*S*H

Dear Peggy

B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen

As the war ends, Hawkeye has a nervous breakdown; Charles is dismayed when Margaret helps him get a position in Boston; B.J. tries to leave early; Father Mulcahy has a hearing loss; Klinger proposes to Soon Lee.

The Golden Girls

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

The Golden Girls

Witness

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.

The Carol Burnett Show

Stiller and Meara

The comedy duo of Stiller and Meara guest star; they show off a bit of their act and join in the sketch comedy fun with the gang; Carol as the oblivious do-gooder, ``Mary Worthless.``

Perry Mason

The Case of the Wrongful Writ

A man involved in shipping arms to the Far East winds up dead; guests James Shigeta, Bobby Troup.

The Twilight Zone

A World of Difference

A businessman inexplicably finds his office has become a set for a movie in which he is a character.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

On the Nose

A woman (Jan Sterling) has problems staying away from the race track and it threatens her marriage. With Karl Swenson.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Guest for Breakfast

A couple begins their nightly argument when they are suddenly interrupted by a wanted murderer who keeps them hostage.

Mannix

Color Her Missing

A police lieutenant (Robert Reed) slaps a murder charge on an attorney who claims he wasn't at the scene of the crime.

Cannon

To Kill a Guinea Pig

A harassment campaign is directed at a doctor (Vera Miles) engaged in a medical research project at a state prison.

Barnaby Jones

Portrait of Evil

An art collector's death disrupts the forgery plans of his wife (Donna Mills) and her lover.

Dragnet

The Big Starlet

The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business.

Dragnet

The Big Clan

A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help.

Adam-12

Elegy for a Pig

One policeman's life is presented in dramatic documentary style.

Hogan's Heroes

My Favorite Prisoner

Klink persuades a baroness to romance Hogan; Klink wants secrets.

Toon in With Me

Route 66 Centennial

Leave It to Beaver

Long Distance Call

Beaver and his friends make a long-distance call to a baseball player.

Leave It to Beaver

Stocks and Bonds

Wally and Beaver learn a lesson in economics when they invest in the stock market.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Dangerous Dowager

A child custody case turns deadly after a stack of gambling IOUs is used against Perry's client.

Matlock

The Divorce

Ben agrees to handle the divorce of his friends Clara and Duncan Farmington; a man collecting for charity sues after falling off Ben's porch steps.

Hawaii Five-O

Tread the King's Shadow

McGarrett gets involved when an influential father objects to his 16-year-old daughter's romance with a poor boy.

The Waltons

The Sinner

The Waltons welcome a visiting preacher (John Ritter) and his mentor (Collin Wilcox-Horne), a fiery missionary.

Gunsmoke

Brides and Grooms

A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City.

Bonanza

My Friend, My Enemy

Candy is accused of killing a rancher, and his defense relies on the eyewitness testimony of an Indian horse thief.

The Rifleman

Panic

Fallen ill, a couple seeks shelter with Lucas.

The Rifleman

Ordeal

Lucas and Mark travel across the desert, returning from a trip to lay in a supply of salt.

Wagon Train

The Emily Rossiter Story

Flint is sent in search of a gang of robbers who have stolen the wagon train money and deeds to land in California.

Emergency!

Publicity Hound

Gage resents media attention given to a paramedic (Gary Crosby) from another squad; Brackett clashes with a tycoon over a diagnosis.

M*A*S*H

Of Moose and Men

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.

M*A*S*H

Soldier of the Month

When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

M*A*S*H

The Gun

Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.

M*A*S*H

Mail Call Again

Mail call brings a ``Dear John`` letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.

The Andy Griffith Show

My Fair Ernest T. Bass

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

The Andy Griffith Show

Prisoner of Love

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Garage Sale

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Invasion

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

The Golden Girls

What a Difference a Date Makes

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

The Golden Girls

Love for Sale

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

The Carol Burnett Show

Tim Conway

Tim Conway plays The Oldest Galley Slave, an ad exec paying a visit on actress Nora Desmond, and a lawyer who happens to be a rabbit.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Mischievous Doll

Both a blackmailing private eye and his accomplice are murdered.

The Twilight Zone

Long Live Walter Jameson

Sam Kittredge accidentally discovers that his prospective son-in-law fought in the Civil War.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Return of the Hero

A soldier (Jacques Bergerac) returning home with a crippled comrade (Marcel Dalio) falls in love with a beautiful girl.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Right Kind of House

A woman (Jeanette Nolan) questions a man's (Robert Emhardt) motive for wanting to purchase her house.

Mannix

Return to Summer Grove

Mannix tries to mend severed ties with his estranged father. Guest: Vera Miles.

Cannon

The Island Caper

The life of a safecracker trying to stay within the law is threatened if he fails to cooperate in a $1 million theft.

Barnaby Jones

Dead Heat

A coach seeks to avert a scandal after an Olympic swimming hopeful dies mysteriously; guest Pat Hingle.

Dragnet

The Little Victim

After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers.

Dragnet

The Squeeze

Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device.

Adam-12

Indians

The officers flirt with death in skirmishes with a dangerous shakedown artist.

Hogan's Heroes

Watch the Trains Go By

Hogan hopes to be able to use Gen. Burkhalter's sister in his plan to blow up a train.

Toon in With Me

Unlucky 13

Leave It to Beaver

Un-Togetherness

Wally receives permission to stay home during his family's annual vacation.

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Dinner Date

Wally forgets his wallet on a dinner date.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Deadly Toy

A jealous suitor indulges in vindictive harassment until he is killed; guests Mala Powers, Nancy Kulp, Ellen Corby.

Matlock

The Competition

A music student who lost a scholarship competition is thought to have committed suicide, but Ben proves murder.

Hawaii Five-O

The Big Aloha

A murder investigation leads Five-0 to the proud matriarch (Eleanor Parker) of an influential island family; guest Cal Bellini.

The Waltons

The Boy From the C.C.C.

An injured runaway betrays the Waltons' trust; Elizabeth accuses her father of not helping care for an ailing raccoon.

Gunsmoke

Hard Labor

Matt is sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor for shooting a fugitive.

Bonanza

Mrs. Wharton and the Lesser Breeds

A stubborn British widow hires Candy as an escort, then foils his attempts to retrieve her valuables from thieves.

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle

Lucas agrees to ride shotgun on the North Fork stage.

The Rifleman

Letter to the Law

Outlaws threaten to kill Micah unless their leader is freed.

Wagon Train

The John Darro Story

A man who has spent years running from his painful past is finally forced to face the fears that haunt him.

Emergency!

Weird Wednesday

The paramedics and hospital staff deal with a stubborn elderly woman (Jeanette Nolan), a parachutist in a tree and other odd cases.

M*A*S*H

The Price of Tomato Juice

Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.

M*A*S*H

Dear Ma

Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.

M*A*S*H

Der Tag

Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

The Andy Griffith Show

Hot Rod Otis

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Song Festers

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sitter

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

The Golden Girls

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

The Golden Girls

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

The Carol Burnett Show

Lily Tomlin, Steve Lawrence

Guest stars Lily Tomlin and Steve Lawrence; Lily plays a prison matron and performs a monologue; Steve plays a crime boss on his honeymoon, but is constantly interrupted by requests for favors.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Laughing Lady

A murder suspect thinks she saw the real killer on television; guests Constance Towers, Bernard Fox.

The Twilight Zone

People Are Alike All Over

An astronaut (Roddy McDowall) experiences Martian hospitality.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Foghorn

A woman (Barbara Bel Geddes) falls in love with another man (Michael Rennie) at her engagement party.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Flight to the East

A war correspondent's (Gary Merrill) stories about the post-war trail of an Arab leader suddenly change.

Mannix

Playground

An egotistic star (Robert Conrad) doesn't believe Mannix's contention that someone wants to kill him.

Cannon

A Deadly Quiet Town

Frightened parents call in Cannon when their teenage daughter falls under the mystical spell of a cult leader.

Barnaby Jones

The Lonely Victims

A con artist must kill when a former victim appears unexpectedly.

Petticoat Junction

Bye, Bye, Doctor

A handsome suitor unexpectedly shows up looking for Dr. Craig.

Petticoat Junction

First Night Out

Betty Jo and Steve enjoy an evening out, unaware their baby has gone to jail with her sitter.

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hired Gun

Mr. Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor.

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Happy Bank

A beautiful secretary at Drysdale's bank breaks the heel of her shoe and hobbles to cobbler Jed for help.

Popeye and Pals

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

The Tom and Jerry Show

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

The Woody Woodpecker Show

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

The Wild, Wild West

The Night of the Gypsy Peril

Gordon and West guard the Sultan of Ramapur and the sacred white elephant he brings as a gift to President Grant.

Wagon Train

The Charles Avery Story

An Army lieutenant is determined to have revenge on the Indian tribe responsible for his father's death, despite the fact they now want peace.

The Big Valley

Lightfoot

A militant Indian friend of the Barkleys returns to Stockton after attending Harvard Law School, intending to use militancy to free his people.

Gunsmoke

I Have Promises to Keep

A preacher (David Wayne) from the East wants to build a church to be shared by Indians and townspeople.

Bonanza

Erin

A neighbor threatens Hoss' fiancée, a white girl raised by Indians, when the Cartwrights allow her friends to trade wild horses for food.

The Rifleman

Legacy

The town drunk's son thinks he is heir to Lucas' ranch.

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter

Lucas and Mark find themselves caring for a 6-month-old baby.

Rawhide

Incident of the Burst of Evil

While scouting for a possible outlaw attack, Favor and Rowdy meet a Spanish woman riding with drifters.

Have Gun -- Will Travel

Fragile

Paladin must protect a plate glass window for the California gold fields. With Richard Boone and Werner Klemperer.

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Rawhide Breed

Josh loses his prisoner to Indians and then has to fight his way through the desert.

The Three Stooges

Slapstick comedy from Larry, Moe, Curly and occasionally Shemp.

Svengoolie

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

The Wolfman tries to help foil Dracula's attempts to transfer Lou's brain into the ailing Frankenstein monster.

The Twilight Zone

The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street

A mysterious power failure causes paranoid suburban residents to suspect one another of being disguised creatures from outer space.

Star Trek

Spock's Brain

Capt. Kirk races against time after an alien woman materializes on the bridge and steals Mr. Spock's brain.

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

Zombie

Kolchak once saw the ``enforcer`` who is now killing gang members in a numbers-racket war lying dead in the morgue.

Lost in Space

Deadliest of the Species

An evil mechanism captivates the Robot and plans to use it in her conquests.

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Price of Doom

Plankton samples expand, breaking the bulkheads and threatening the crew.

Land of the Giants

Comeback

The travelers try to help a despondent giant (John Carradine) make a movie comeback.

The Invaders

Beachhead

David Vincent (Roy Thinnes) sees a flying saucer land, but when he returns with police, they find only a honeymooning couple.

The Green Hornet

Programmed for Death

After a reporter is killed at the Daily Sentinel by a leopard, Britt Reid is informed by the D.A. that a perfect diamond was discovered on the reporter's desk. Reid discovers that the gemologist had been working on producing synthetic diamonds.

The Green Hornet

Crime Wave

A scientist predicts crimes with a computer that implicates the Green Hornet.

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Blood Brothers

Grizzly Adams relates how his Indian blood brother and Ben the bear taught him how to survive in the wilderness.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

Wildlife on the islands of Guadalupe, Madagascar, Isle Royale and Midway.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

An examination of the intelligence of monkeys.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact or Fallacy

Examining beliefs about animal behavior.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle

Tropical rain forests support infinite varieties of life.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen of the Everglades

An examination of how the alligator benefits other animals.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival in the Sun

The peccary, a native of the Sonora desert, is the only true wild pig of the United States.

The Brady Bunch

54-40 and Fight

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

The Brady Bunch

Mike's Horror-Scope

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

The Beverly Hillbillies

Sam Drucker's Visit

Sam Drucker, of ``Petticoat Junction,'' wins a trip to Hollywood, and Granny assumes he is coming to marry her.

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Guru

Jethro reads a book about yoga and decides to become a guru, much to Granny's disgust.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Shoplifters

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

I Love Lucy

The Business Manager

Ricky hires a business expert to help solve the family budget problems.

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Football Award

Beaver is the only one among his friends to honor a pact to dress casually for an awards dinner.

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's License

Wally's parents start worrying when he gets his driver's license.

Gilligan's Island

Water, Water Everywhere

Though surrounded by water, the castaways suddenly discover that there isn't a spare drop to drink.

Gilligan's Island

So Sorry, My Island Now

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Mama's Family

An Ill Wind

A Thanksgiving tornado traps the clan in the cellar.

Mama's Family

Mama's Silver

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fantasy Island

Magnolia Blossoms; Tattoo: The Love God

Two nurses (Pamela Franklin, Lisa Hartman) dream of being Scarlett O'Hara; Tattoo wishes to be made a love god.

The Love Boat

Bricker's Boy; Lotions of Love; Hustlers

A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion.

The Golden Girls

Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser

The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.

Collector's Call

Meet Al Sorensen

Al Sorenson is a school teacher and artist, whose passion as a collector is celebrity-autographed memorabilia including a sketch he produced of Michael Jordan which ``MJ`` autographed; Lisa brings along sports memorabilia dealer Scott Ibarra.

M*A*S*H

Some 38th Parallels

Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.

M*A*S*H

The Novocaine Mutiny

Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.

The Golden Girls

Hey, Look Me Over

An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.

The Golden Girls

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

The Golden Girls

Beauty and the Beast

While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.

The Golden Girls

That's for Me to Know

Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Visit

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

All in the Family

Second Honeymoon

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

All in the Family

The Taxi Caper

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the mans wealthy father pays him a visit.

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Stacey Petrie, Part I

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Stacey Petrie, Part II

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

The Honeymooners

Young Man With a Horn

Ralph tries to remold his character, only to have Alice ask him to return to his old self.

The Honeymooners

Head of the House

Ralph boasts about being head of the household and bets he can make Alice cook a particular dinner.

Mission: Impossible

The Short Tail Spy

The IMF must foil an aspiring foreign leader's plan to assassinate a scientist who defected.

The Fugitive

The Judgment

Lt. Gerard tries to capture Kimble by planting a newspaper headline about the arrest of the one-armed man.

Harry O

Material Witness

Harry is asked to protect an eyewitness (Barbara Anderson) to a mob killing, but finds the woman's pursuers are one step ahead of him.

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

Dragnet

The Big Departure

Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store.

Adam-12

Arson

Family quarrels distract from an arson investigation.

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Old Flame

Hogan uses Klink's old flame to ensure that the underground gets some radios.

Toon in With Me

Toon In With Me On Ice

Toon in With Me takes over the ice with a mesmerizing performance!

Leave It to Beaver

The Late Edition

Beaver sets his sights on a newspaper route.

Leave It to Beaver

Double Date

Wally and Beaver arrange a double date.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Spanish Cross

A juvenile, previously convicted of theft, is charged with stealing a piece of antique jewelry and killing its owner.

Matlock

The Final Affair

A lawyer is accused of murdering his lover and her husband, a high-school football coach and aspiring minister.

Hawaii Five-O

A Short Walk on the Long Shore

McGarrett takes his first undercover assignment when he poses as a merchant seaman to probe the murder of a labor-union reformer.

The Waltons

The Ceremony

A Jewish family which fled Nazi Germany tries to live isolated in a mountain cabin; guest Radames Pera.

Gunsmoke

The Busters

A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch.

Bonanza

Company of Forgotten Men

Candy's former friend and gang force him into helping them in a plan to rob the Carson City mint.

The Rifleman

The Coward

Lucas becomes involved in a revenge fight when he befriends a young Easterner.

The Rifleman

The Surveyors

Mark runs away from home when he thinks that Lucas believes he's lying.

Wagon Train

The Mary Halstead Story

A woman finally learns the truth about her son that she hasn't seen in 10 years. Guest star: Agnes Moorehead. With Ward Bond and Robert Horton.

Emergency!

Dilemma

Gage and DeSoto rescue an elderly couple from an elevator crash; Brackett berates a forgetful student nurse; a girl irritates Gage.

M*A*S*H

Smilin' Jack

The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.

M*A*S*H

The More I See You

A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

Deluge

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.

M*A*S*H

The Interview

Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Vacation

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Saves Gomer

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Article

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

The Golden Girls

Where's Charlie?

Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.

The Golden Girls

Mother Load

Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.

The Carol Burnett Show

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence

Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway guest star; Steve plays a talk show host, and then solves a mystery as Detective Cobumble in a TV spoof, featuring Tim as a butler.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Fatal Fortune

A fortune-teller's predictions come true for a woman, until she is arrested for murder; guest Jesse White.

The Twilight Zone

Execution

In the 1880s, outlaw Joe Caswell's body disappears from the hangman's noose.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Bull in a China Shop

A quartet of elderly women (Estelle Winwood, Ellen Corby, Ida Moore, Elizabeth Patterson) try to gain the attention of a handsome detective (Dennis Morgan).

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Disappearing Trick

A curious man investigates his tennis partner, only to discover that her supposedly dead husband is very much alive and well.

Mannix

A Question of Midnight

Mannix looks into a 2-year-old crime to clear a small-town doctor of malpractice charges; guests Lee Meriwether, Barbara Babcock.

Cannon

A Flight of Hawks

Mercenaries devise an unusual plan to aid in the overthrow of a small African country.

Barnaby Jones

Hostage

A desperate man (Barry Brown) holds Betty hostage to force Barnaby to reopen his brother's case.

Dragnet

The Big Investigation

Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing.

Dragnet

The Gambler

A suspect trips himself up by his own bad habits when a small industrial firm reports $100,000 has been embezzled.

Adam-12

Sign of the Twins

Officers deal with a distraught mother and an elderly astrologer.

Hogan's Heroes

Up in Klink's Room

Hogan must contact a wounded British agent posing as a Nazi officer.

Toon in With Me

Bill Gets His Letter

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie, the Businessman

Cases of ice cream disappear when Wally and Eddie begin working at a dairy.

Leave It to Beaver

Tell It to Ella

In a letter to a newspaper columnist, Beaver complains that his parents are too strict.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Dubious Bridegroom

Perry runs afoul of a beautiful blond detective and later finds his client charged with murder.

Matlock

The Final Affair

A lawyer is accused of murdering his lover and her husband, a high-school football coach and aspiring minister.

Hawaii Five-O

The Silk Trap

A rising young politician (David Birney) is the victim of a blackmail scheme designed to squelch a congressional probe.

The Waltons

The Legend

An old World War I buddy of John's tries to hide his failure in life by bragging about his daring wartime deeds.

Gunsmoke

Manolo

A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff).

Bonanza

The Clarion

Ben takes over an old friend's newspaper when he learns a man (Simon Oakland) is trying to buy it to conceal thefts of government land.

The Rifleman

Day of the Hunter

A buffalo hunter tries to force Lucas into a gunfight.

The Rifleman

Mail-Order Groom

Land-hungry brothers threaten a spinster's fiance.

Wagon Train

The Zeke Thomas Story

A young married couple is faced with a difficult problem when the husband's first wife, who was presumed dead, joins the wagon train.

Emergency!

Hangup

Gage begins to think a television police show is real; the emergency team at Rampart Hospital treats a doctor for radiation poisoning.

M*A*S*H

Bug Out

A rumor that the 4077th is going to ``bug out`` becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

M*A*S*H

Bug Out

A rumor that the 4077th is going to ``bug out`` becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

M*A*S*H

Margaret's Engagement

When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.

M*A*S*H

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bargain Day

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

The Andy Griffith Show

Divorce, Mountain Style

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Lone Barone

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Apartment

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

The Golden Girls

Dateline: Miami

Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.

The Golden Girls

The Monkey Show: Part 1

Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.

The Carol Burnett Show

Ruth Buzzi and Jack Gilford

Ruth Buzzi and Jack Gilford make a guest appearance in the story of ``Snow White: 15 Years Later``; a car accident leads to a misunderstanding on ``Carol & Sis``; Carol and Vicki deal with censorship.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Candy Queen

The owner of a successful diet-candy business is charged with murdering a gambler who held the formula for her product.

The Twilight Zone

The Big Tall Wish

A 10-year-old boy tells a prizefighter that he will make a wish for him to win his comeback fight.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Fatal Figures

A meek bookkeeper (John McGiver) is dissatisfied with his dull and boring existence. With Vivian Nathan.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Death Sentence

A worrier (James Best) becomes fearful when an old friend (Steve Brodie) shows an interest in his wife (Katharine Bard).

Mannix

Penny for a Peep Show

Mannix has some unexpected company when three escaped convicts decide to use his office as a hideout.

Cannon

The Torch

A man accused of setting the fire that killed his estranged wife comes to Cannon for help in proving his innocence.

Barnaby Jones

Silent Vendetta

Barnaby probes the mob-style murders of an ex-gangster and an author who were collaborating on a book.

Dragnet

The Big Problem

Friday and Gannon find the solution when several charges of police brutality are brought against the department.

Dragnet

Public Affairs (DR-07)

Friday and Gannon defend fellow policemen in a debate over charges of brutality, ineffectiveness and ignorance.

Adam-12

The Con Artists

Members of a family specializing in phony home repairs zero in on a neighborhood.

Hogan's Heroes

The Purchasing Plan

Hogan must collect ammunition and distribute it to the underground.

Toon in With Me

Mini-miniseries

Leave It to Beaver

Bachelor at Large

Eddie Haskell moves to his own apartment.

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Joins a Record Club

Beaver joins a record club thinking it will only cost him 87 cents a week.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Lame Canary

A limping canary convinces Mason that his client is innocent, but proving it in court is very difficult.

Matlock

The Defendant

Leanne falls in love with her client, Gil Stoddard, a handsome philanthropist accused of murdering his partner.

Hawaii Five-O

Head to Head

McGarrett clashes with a federal agent while looking for a drug dealer sought for killing a police officer; guest Charles Cioffi.

The Waltons

The Literary Man

A colorful, self-styled writer (David Huddleston) dazzles John-Boy who jeopardizes a timber contract.

Gunsmoke

The Sharecroppers

A young woman tries to force her lazy relatives to plant a crop before their landlord evicts them.

Bonanza

Lady and the Mountain Lion

A magician (Richard Haydn) with twin daughters plans to use the unwitting Cartwright sons to lend credence to his con game.

The Rifleman

A Case of Identity

Two tough private detectives appear in North Fork looking for a boy.

The Rifleman

The Visitor

Two unhappy heirs threaten a young widow.

Wagon Train

The Riley Gratton Story

Major Adams is forced to come to the rescue of a fast-talking con artist who gets himself into a situation that he can't handle.

Emergency!

Crash

Gage and DeSoto rescue a family from the wreck of a private airplane; Early and McCall treat a 4-year-old boy who has swallowed pills.

M*A*S*H

Lt. Radar O'Reilly

Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.

M*A*S*H

The Nurses

The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.

M*A*S*H

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.

M*A*S*H

Dear Sigmund

Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Deal Is a Deal

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

The Andy Griffith Show

Fun Girls

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants on Fire

Robert jumps into the ``favorite son`` position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

The Golden Girls

The Monkey Show: Part 2

Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.

The Golden Girls

Rose Loves Miles

Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.

The Carol Burnett Show

Kaye Ballard, Tim Conway

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Cheating Chancellor

Mason returns to his alma mater, where he is called on to defend an educator accused of killing an unpopular professor.

The Twilight Zone

A Nice Place to Visit

A small-time hoodlum gets killed by the police during a robbery and finds an afterlife where he can have anything he wants.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Listen, Listen ... !

A man tries to convince the authorities that he knows who committed the latest murder in a series of strangulations, but no one will listen to him.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Post-Mortem

A woman (Joanna Moore) learns that a winning sweepstakes ticket is in the suit her former husband was buried in. With Steve Forrest and James Gregory.

Mannix

Asleep in the Deep

Although a man's drowning has been ruled accidental, his widow hands the task of a murder investigation to Mannix.

Cannon

Cain's Mark

A wealthy manufacturer and gun collector whose younger brother has suddenly vanished, hires Cannon to investigate.

Barnaby Jones

Shadow of Guilt

Barnaby seeks a gang member who thinks he caused a wealthy man's death.

Dragnet

Juvenile (DR-05)

Friday and Gannon show how the juvenile division deals with an abandoned baby, a runaway boy and a drugged-up youth.

Dragnet

Community Relations (DR-10)

Friday and Gannon assist an officer faced with a near-riot situation.

Adam-12

Gang War

A priest calls in the police to try to avert a teenage gang war.

Hogan's Heroes

The Witness

The Germans employ a super weapon to scare Hogan supposedly from the Russians.

Toon in With Me

Cartoon Evolution

Bill and Toony look at how animation has changed over the decades.

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Car Accident

Wally borrows the car and smashes a headlight.

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, the Sheep Dog

A classmate insults Beaver's unruly hair.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Spurious Sister

Perry's latest mystery involves a dead wife suing for divorce, a sister act featuring a non sister, a husband and an ex-husband.

Matlock

The View

A murder case involves two stars of a local theater production and an argument Ben thought he saw from his hotel window.

Hawaii Five-O

Tall on the Wave

The death of a girl links two terrified surfers -- one who caused the tragedy and another suspected and on the run.

The Waltons

The Dust Bowl Cousins

The Denby cousins move in unexpectedly and take advantage of hospitality.

Gunsmoke

Perce

Matt's efforts to help a former outlaw go straight are thwarted by the influence of a beautiful woman.

Bonanza

Five Candles

Ben and four companions, trapped in a collapsed cellar, must rely on an accused killer for help.

The Rifleman

The Hero

A boy is accused of shooting an outlaw in the back.

The Rifleman

The Horsetraders

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

Wagon Train

The Clara Beauchamp Story

After Flint happens on the body of an Indian killed by a soldier, the tribal chief threatens to attack if the guilty party does not confess.

Emergency!

Decision

DeSoto is forced to give medical treatment without authorization when the radio link to the hospital is broken; guest Lloyd Bochner.

M*A*S*H

Mulcahy's War

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

M*A*S*H

The Korean Surgeon

Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye Get Your Gun

Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.

M*A*S*H

The Colonel's Horse

Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.

The Andy Griffith Show

Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Rumor

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's ``Man of the Year.``

The Golden Girls

Room 7

While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.

The Golden Girls

From Here to the Pharmacy

A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.

The Carol Burnett Show

John Byner, Petula Clark

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Impetuous Imp

A rich widower believed to be guilty of his wife's mysterious death is himself murdered.

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare as a Child

A teacher returns to her apartment to find a child waiting for her.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Crocodile Case

A crocodile valise becomes a vital clue in tracking down a murderer (Denholm Elliott).

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Dip in the Pool

A man comes up with a desperate plan to win a bet while taking a trans-Atlantic voyage with his wife.

Mannix

Memory: Zero

Mannix struggles with a case in which a woman with a questionable memory believes she is a killer's target.

Cannon

Murder by Moonlight

A young convict falls prey to a prison mastermind who is in charge of a vast gambling empire operating behind bars.

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Reunion

Betty doubts a friend's (Gary Collins) innocence when evidence implicates him in murder.

Dragnet

Management Services (DR-11)

Friday and Gannon work in the LAPD's Emergency Control Center following the assassination of Martin Luther King.

Dragnet

Police Commission (DR-13)

Friday and Gannon are called in to track down tow-truck racketeers operating on Los Angeles' freeways.

Adam-12

L.E.M.R.A.S.

Two armed robbers holding hostages and a series of burglaries occupy Malloy and Reed.

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Dish

An Englishwoman defects and designs a supereffective aircraft defense system.

Toon in With Me

Go, Fight, Win!

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, the Hero

Beaver gets a swelled head when he catches a winning pass in his school football game.

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Autobiography

A new classmate ``helps`` Beaver write his autobiography for English class.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Watery Witness

Mason is hired to establish the fact that a one-time famous actress is the mother of his client's wife.

Matlock

The Play

After losing his role in a community play, Ben is hired to defend the play's director, who is accused of murdering the leading lady.

Hawaii Five-O

Angel in Blue

McGarrett reluctantly sends a Maui policewoman (Carol Lynley) undercover to infiltrate a narcotics operation; guest Vic Tayback.

The Waltons

The Reunion

The sheriff asks John-Boy's help when the Baldwin sisters' cousin (Denver Pyle) plans to bootleg their ''recipe.''

Gunsmoke

Old Yellow Boots

An unmarried woman is willing to go to any lengths, including murder, to obtain a man.

Bonanza

The Wish

A former slave (Ossie Davis) starting a new life with his family must decide whether to confront white opposition or flee.

The Rifleman

The Spoiler

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer; the plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

The Rifleman

Heller

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

Wagon Train

The Julie Gage Story

A young man who is determined to avoid becoming a henpecked husband must weigh his love for an overbearing woman.

Emergency!

Kids

Brackett insists an injured boy is a child-abuse victim; the paramedics aid a trapped boy and a fallen hiker; guest Richard Jaeckel.

M*A*S*H

Exorcism

Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.

M*A*S*H

Hawk's Nightmare

Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.

M*A*S*H

The Most Unforgettable Characters

Radar is accepted to the ``Famous Las Vegas Writers School`` and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

38 Across

Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

The Andy Griffith Show

Back to Nature

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

The Golden Girls

The Pope's Ring

Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.

The Golden Girls

Old Boyfriends

Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.

Carol Burnett and Friends

The First Blind Date/The Firemen

Guests Tim Conway, Valerie Harper.

Perry Mason

The Case of the Carefree Coronary

A small insurance company retains Mason to look into a mysterious outbreak of apparent heart attacks.

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser

A lovesick man finds unexpected results when he buys a potion from a stranger to help woo the woman he desires.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Safe Place

A bank teller (Robert H. Harris) invents a seemingly foolproof plan to come up with a lot of quick cash. With Jerry Paris and Philip Pine.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Canary Sedan

While traveling in chauffeured car, a woman (Jessica Tandy) with psychic powers hears a voice telling a tragic love story.

Mannix

The Nowhere Victim

The search for a missing hit-and-run victim puts Mannix in the midst of a war between crime families.

Cannon

Bad Cats and Sudden Death

Cannon tries to help a close friend accused of murdering his wife.

Barnaby Jones

Dangerous Gambit

Barnaby seeks a witness (Gary Lockwood) who could clear his client of a bank employee's death.

Petticoat Junction

A Cake From Granny

Homer Bedloe returns to Hooterville with a new scheme to sabotage the Cannonball.

Petticoat Junction

The Feminine Mistake

After several failed job attempts, Bobbie Jo writes a newspaper article about Dr. Craig, which upsets half of the subscribers in Hooterville.

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Jogging Clampetts

When the Clampetts take up jogging, Mr. Drysdale joins in to seek new business for his bank.

The Beverly Hillbillies

Collard Greens an' Fatback

The Drysdales sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone, who is intrigued by Granny's cooking.

Popeye and Pals

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

The Tom and Jerry Show

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

The Woody Woodpecker Show

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

The Wild, Wild West

The Night of the Tartar

Gordon and West switch a prisoner in Vladivostok, without leaving the United States; guest John Astin.

Wagon Train

The Cliff Grundy Story

An old friend of Adams and McCullough joins the wagon train and shares the fact that he has recently discovered a gold mine in the nearby hills.

The Big Valley

Alias Nellie Handley

Gunsmoke

Miss Kitty

Miss Kitty attempts to keep a young boy from his father, who is a fugitive and a killer.

Bonanza

The Deserter

An Army sergeant (Ben Johnson) faces court-martial if Candy can't find evidence to prove him innocent of desertion, cowardice and murder.

The Rifleman

Grasshopper

Lucas and Mark find themselves held at gunpoint by a prisoner being transported on a train, which becomes stranded from a plague of grasshoppers.

The Rifleman

A Time for Singing

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

Rawhide

Incident of the Roman Candles

The drovers find a lost boy, armed with Roman candles, who lies to them about being orphaned in an Indian massacre.

Have Gun -- Will Travel

The Unforgiven

Paladin must carry a message of forgiveness from the bedside of an ailing general. With Richard Boone and David White.

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Drop to Drink

The pony express hires Josh to find the murderer of a rider who stole a diamond ring.

The Three Stooges

Matri-phony

The trio shelters a redhead from an emperor.

House of Svengoolie

Cujo

Cujo, a friendly St. Bernard, contracts rabies and conducts a reign of terror on an American farm.

The Twilight Zone

The Hunt

An old man goes raccoon hunting with his beloved dog, a hunt from which neither return.

Star Trek

The Enterprise Incident

A beautiful Romulan commander (Joanne Linville) woos Spock after capturing the Enterprise in the neutral zone.

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be ...

Kolchak suspects extraterrestrial involvement when a series of electronic-equipment thefts is linked to several bizarre murders.

Lost in Space

A Day at the Zoo

A space showman snatches most of the Robinsons for his interplanetary zoo.

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Sky Is Falling

The Seaview loses its power system while investigating a spacecraft that fell into the ocean.

Land of the Giants

A Place Called Earth

The travelers battle two ruthless Earthmen (Warren Stevens, Jerry Douglas) from the year 5477.

The Invaders

The Experiment

Vincent prevents the assassination of an astrophysicist, who plans to reveal proof of the aliens' presence.

The Green Hornet

The Frog Is a Deadly Weapon

A private investigator informs Britt that he has proof that presumed-dead racketeer Glen Connors is still alive. Soon after, Nat is found floating dead in the harbor from a possible boating accident. The Green Hornet sets out to prove otherwise.

The Green Hornet

Eat, Drink and Be Dead

An illegal bootleg liquor ring devised by Dirk forces a stronghold on bars in the town to buy from them. Reporter Mike Axford is kidnapped as he tries to follow a lead to the racketeers.

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Fugitive

Grizzly comes upon a fugitive man searching desperately for a bag he lost.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Poles Apart

The habits and adaptations of the animals that live at the North and South Poles.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King of Beasts

Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in its natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater of Gold

The Ngora Ngora, a giant crater in Africa that helps keep herds safe from humans.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing with the Wilderness

An examination of the destruction of animals natural habitats.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land of Quaking Earth

The animals of the Okefenokee swamp.

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing the Midnight Sun

In the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle, people can hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale.

The Brady Bunch

The Un-Underground Movie

Greg involves the whole family in a moviemaking project for school.

The Brady Bunch

The Undergraduate

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious ``Linda.``.

The Beverly Hillbillies

Turkey Day

Plans for a holiday feast at the Clampett mansion go awry when Elly makes a pet of the Thanksgiving turkey.

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Thanksgiving Spirit

The Clampetts travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends.

The Andy Griffith Show

Gomer Pyle USMC

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

I Love Lucy

The Fur Coat

Ricky brings home a mink coat he'll use in his show and Lucy thinks it's for her. When Lucy finds out that Ricky arranged for the coat to be stolen from their apartment, she gets even by cutting up a fake fur in front of him.

Leave It to Beaver

The Party Spoiler

Uninvited Beaver wants to wreck Wally's party.

Leave It to Beaver

The Mustache

Wally grows a mustache to make his girlfriend thinks he's mature.

A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969)

Charlie Brown wins a slot in the national spelling bee in the ``Peanuts`` gang's first big-screen adventure. Animated.

Fantasy Island

Baby; Marathon: Battle of the Sexes

Tattoo selects parents for an orphaned baby; a woman (Barbi Benton) competes in an all-male marathon to save her hometown.

The Love Boat

Tony's Family; Man of the Cloth; Her Own Two Feet

The crew hides the family of a ship's engineer; a minister falls for an exotic dancer; an almost-blind woman won't admit her problem.

The Golden Girls

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.

Collector's Call

TV Costumes- Henry Truglio

As a child, some of Henry's favorite memories are sitting together with his family and watching their favorite TV shows from the 70's and 80's; as an adult, he decided it would be cool to own costumes from some of the shows he loved best.