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Chance Meeting
A chance meeting between two Vietnam veterans proves fatal for one of them.
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The Sounds of Silence
A chess champion and financial wizard suddenly breaks off his engagement, leading his puzzled fiancee to ask Cannon to find the reason.
Time to Kill
The owner's friends are Barnaby's top suspects in the theft of a $1 million diamond; guest Laurence Luckinbill.
The Power of the Press
Bobbie Jo and her boyfriend take over the Hooterville World Guardian.
Steve, the Apple Polisher
Betty Jo encourages Steve to become an apple polisher to secure a lucrative crop-dusting contract.
Clampett Castle
The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight.
Robin Hood of Griffith Park
The Clampetts have to pay $10 million tax on their castle in England.
Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.
Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.
A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.
The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.
The Night of the Bogus Bandits
Dr. Loveless plans to rule by capturing an arsenal and a sub-treasury.
The Hiram Winthrop Story
Duke takes a job as a deputy under Hiram Winthrop, a man who wants to teach farming to the Apache.
Deathtown
Three Mexicans with whom Jarrod had a land deal are lynched for the rape/murder of a lawyer's wife.
Yankton
An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.
A Christmas Story
A shady manager (Jack Oakie) involves his singer nephew (Wayne Newton) in a Christmas fund-raising drive.
Nora
Lucas helps a woman who is being harassed by a rough gambler.
The Hangman
An ex-convict is accused of robbing and killing his employer.
Incident of the Coyote Weed
Favor and Rowdy face the dual task of preparing for a bandit attack and keeping panic from dividing their ranks.
Comanche
Paladin must find an army deserter who ran from his outfit to marry his sweetheart. With Richard Boone and Susan Cabot.
Dead End
Josh is hired to find a man who stole $10,000 from a disabled rancher.
Rumpus in the Harem
The boys must rescue three girls from a harem.
The Raven
A brilliant surgeon obsessed with Edgar Allan Poe saves the life of a beautiful dancer and goes mad when he can't have her.
Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
The Joker plans to become a surfing champion.
Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
Catwoman seeks a golden fleece. With Rudi Gernreich.
The Ultimate Computer
A supercomputer with a mind of its own controls the Enterprise during a battle exercise; guest William Marshall.
Star of Fate
An ancient Egyptian box holds a hidden needle that contains a hypnotic poison.
Whistling Bird
An agent working for a foreign power steals a parakeet that knows the formula for a new explosive.
Hunter's Moon
A hunter (Vincent Beck) garnering points considers John a prized quarry.
Attack!
Nelson, Crane and a peace-loving alien avert intergalactic war.
Deadly Pawn
The travelers are strapped to chess pieces and forced to play for their lives.
End of the World
The time travelers try to convince a small town that Halley's Comet will not collide with Earth; guest Paul Fix.
The Pit
A vicious dog convinces Vincent aliens are responsible for a friend's (Charles Aidman) recent institutionalization for insanity.
Marvin the Magnificent
Grizzly Adams tries to convince an itinerant entertainer that his ailing trained bear is suffering because of his confinement.
World of the Pinnipeds
Studying seals living on North America's West Coast.
Land of the Giant Dragons
Studying the Komodo monitor lizard of Indonesia.
Macaques of Japan
Japanese macaque monkeys have a social structure.
World of the Sea Otter
Tagging and observing the behavior of sea otters.
Swans of the Red Rock Lake
Trumpeter swans wintering at Red Rock Lakes, Mont.
Swans of the Red Rock Lake
Efforts being made to help the almost extinct trumpeter swans in Montana.
Kelly's Kids
The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.
The Driver's Seat
Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.
Robin Hood and the Sheriff
Jethro continues to masquerade as Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the allegiance of a band of hippies.
Greetings From the President
When Jethro gets his draft notice, he buys himself a surplus Army tank and a general's uniform and begins his own training.
Guest in the House
Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.
Staten Island Ferry
Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.
The Boat Builders
Wally's boat capsizes with Beaver aboard.
The Garage Painters
The boys use Tom Sawyer's trick to get help in painting the garage.
Angels on the Air
Kelly takes the place of a radio newswoman (Linda Dano) threatened with death if she stays on the air.
Ex-Wives Can Be Murder
Max's ex-wife involves him in an escapade of a stolen diamond necklace, insurance investigator, extortion and murder.
Spending Spree; The Hunted
Two friends (Diana Canova, Lola Falana) compete to spend $500,000; a big-game hunter (Stuart Whitman) tries to photograph a dictator.
Captain's Crush; Off-Course Romance; Out of My Hair
A movie actress (Joan Collins) charms the captain; a married passenger meets an old beau; a hairdresser pines for a former girlfriend.
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.
Michael Orsini- Liberace
Michael Orsini may seem a bit young to have built an extensive collection of Liberace memorabilia, but as a stage performer, he deeply connects with the legacy of the legendary showman.
The Interview
Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.
Margaret's Engagement
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Hey, Look Me Over
An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.
The Case of the Libertine Belle
Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Edith's Winning Ticket
When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.
Archie and the Bowling Team
Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.
October Eve
A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail
A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.
TV or Not TV
The Kramdens and the Nortons discover that television, instead of killing conversation, stimulates it.
Funny Money
Ralph finds a suitcase crammed with $100 bills and goes on a huge spending spree.
Memory
Briggs schemes to overthrow a tyrannical Balkan regime by having a man impersonate a dead agent and discredit the dictator.
The One That Got Away
To catch an embezzler, a police officer (Charles Bronson) boards a yacht where Kimble is working; guest Anne Francis.
Ruby
Harry poses as an ex-convict in search of work to infiltrate a stolen-car ring after a botched theft lands Ruby's teen nephew in jail.
The Bullet
Friday and Gannon investigate an apparent suicide after evidence sheds a new light on the incident.
The Grenade
When Friday and Gannon trace a teenage suspect to his home, he runs away carrying a live grenade.
Lady's Night
Malloy and Reed interrupt their dinner to pursue the robbers in a gas station holdup.
Citizen With a Gun
Guns in the wrong hands highlight the need for educating the public in their use.
Varsity Tunes
Wally's Pug Nose
Wally buys a nose harness after a girl tells him he has a ``pug`` nose.
Beaver's Pigeons
Wally must care for ailing Beaver's pigeons.
The Case of the Angry Mourner
What appears to be a homicide in defense of a woman's honor turns out to be something different when Perry Mason investigates.
The Vacation
Ben Matlock is drawn into a murder investigation while vacationing with his daughter at an exclusive seaside resort.
McGarrett Is Missing
An armed, escaped convict (Charles Cioffi) holds badly wounded McGarrett hostage after their plane goes down in a severe storm.
The Outsider
Ben shocks the family with a new bride, and finds married life is not that easy; Ike surprises Corabeth with the wrong fountain.
Blindman's Bluff
A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.
Ponderosa Explosion
Hoss and Little Joe raise rabbits for fur coats, then find they lack the heart to finish the job; guest Dub Taylor.
Trail of Hate
Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.
Woman From Hog Ridge
Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan and now Ma Boyle is after him.
The Heather Mahoney Story
Upon reaching Sacramento, a young wagon man falls in love with an upper society lady from the train.
The Lighter Than Air Man
A police detective (James McEachin) suspects fraud in the case of an elderly man (Arthur O'Connell) hit by the paramedics' squad car.
Hogan and the Lady Doctor
A scientist and woman commander leads a plot to sabotage a research lab.
Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
Lt. Radar O'Reilly
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
The Nurses
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
The Case of the Punch in the Nose
Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.
Opie's Newspaper
Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Beauty and the Beast
While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.
That's for Me to Know
Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage.
Pat Carroll, Jack Jones
Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.
The Case of the Shifty Shoebox
A frightened boy (Billy Mumy) is the key to a case of embezzlement and murder; guests Constance Ford, Denver Pyle.
I Sing the Body Electric
A widower rents an android grandmother to take care of his three children.
The Big Score
A gang of teen thieves hits one house too many when they target a mob gangster's (Philip Reed) home. With Tom Gilleran and Rafael Campos.
Profit-Sharing Plan
A retired man plans to run away with his mistress and stolen company funds but his wife has something else in mind.
Edge of the Web
A graduate student is accused of murdering a professor who denied him a degree.
The Prisoner
Cannon goes under cover as a hired killer to uncover the dark secret behind the blackmail of a former Army captain.
Death on Deposit
A seemingly respectable bank president (Lois Nettleton) embezzles and murders; guest Ed Flanders.
The Shooting Board
Friday finds himself in trouble after he kills a man in self-defense and can't find the suspect's spent bullet.
The Badge Racket
Friday and Gannon bait the trap for a pair of shakedown artists who pose as vice officers.
Follow Up
A riding-academy owner (Rod Cameron) is accused of stealing horses.
Suicide
During a search for a suicidal man, the partners find an abandoned baby.
Child Prodigies
Bill and Toony explore child prodigies. Plus, a performance by renowned violinist, Rachel Barton Pine.
The Tooth
Beaver goes to the dentist for his first filling.
Beaver Gets Adopted
Beaver accidentally breaks the trophy Wally won for discus throwing.
The Case of the Crimson Kiss
A young girl and her roommate are found near death from an overdose of sleeping pills.
The Vacation
Ben Matlock is drawn into a murder investigation while vacationing with his daughter at an exclusive seaside resort.
Termination With Extreme Prejudice
McGarrett searches for a missing Englishman suspected of passing secrets to enemy agents; guests Juliet Mills, Dan O'Herlihy.
The Torch
The Waltons try to protect their father from an old flame; Elizabeth and Cindy open a canteen for the soldiers of Camp Rockfish.
Alias Festus Haggin
Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.
Justice
A lovesick boy (Beau Bridges) resorts to fanatic measures to court a bank teller who likes Little Joe.
Seven
A prison wagon carrying seven criminals stops over in North Fork for supplies.
The Pitchman
A con man and his son want Lucas' mineral rights.
The Wagon Train Mutiny
When the preceding wagon train falls victim to attack, fear that their train will be next results in a mutiny among wagonmaster Chris' team.
Simple Adjustment
A beautician who has overdosed on diet pills makes a play for the paramedics; Brackett treats a gunshot victim who denies he was shot.
The Swing Shift
Hogan plots to sabotage a German gun factory near Stalag 13; Newkirk poses as a German inductee.
The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
Dear Sigmund
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
Mulcahy's War
An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Where's Charlie?
Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.
Mother Load
Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.
Jane Connell, Tim Conway
Guests include Jane Connell.
The Case of the Drowsy Mosquito
Perry investigates a mine's management and winds up defending a prospector accused of murder; guest Strother Martin.
Cavender Is Coming
An angel (Jesse White) can earn his wings by helping a down-on-her-luck woman (Carol Burnett).
Apex
A man and his lover (Mark Miller, Patricia Breslin) plot to eliminate his wife (Vivienne Segal) so they can be together.
Last Remains
An undertaker (John Fielder) attempts to collect from a penny-pinching killer (Ed Gardner).
A Ransom for Yesterday
A ransom demand reopens a 6-year-old kidnap case that hasn't been solved.
Daddy's Little Girl
Cannon becomes the target of a setup when he fakes the murder of a mobster to allow the man to testify against the mob as part of a deal.
Web of Deceit
An alleged suicide exposes a TV commentator's plan to reveal an industrialist's criminal ties.
The Bank Jobs
A bank robber forces women to help him while he holds bank employees at gunpoint.
The Big Neighbor
Friday and Gannon find it difficult to enjoy a football game on TV due to Gannon's neighbors.
Operation Action
Reactionaries demand a comrade's release in return for kidnapped Malloy.
Gus Corbin
A hot-shot recruit loses his gun while pursuing a burglary suspect.
Animation in the Real World
Bill showcases cartoons that blend live-action with animation, and chat with a star of 'Coyote vs. Acme.'
The Haunted House
Beaver is hired to walk the dog of a woman who lives in a ``haunted house.``.
The Bus Ride
Wally and Beaver are separated during a bus trip.
The Case of the Vagabond Vixen
A film mogul posts bail for a lovely hitchhiker and involves Perry in blackmail and homicide.
The Legacy
Ben ponders a 40-year-old link between his own father and a playwright's murder.
Target? The Lady
The Honolulu murder of a gambler sends Five-0 in pursuit of a Las Vegas courier; guests Susan Dey, Andrew Prine, Marc Singer.
The Tailspin
Jim-Bob's dreams of flying in the Air Corps are shot down; Mary Ellen tries to match Erin with Curt's old friend, an Army sergeant.
The Wedding
A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.
A Bride for Buford
Hoss interferes when a shady manager pushes his dancer client (Lola Albright) to romance a wealthy miner.
Strange Town
Lucas trails an escaped prisoner to a mining town in the mountains.
Baranca
A Mexican bandit and his gang ride into North Fork.
The Caroline Casteel Story
Caroline Casteel, captured many years ago by Indians, is traded back to a man who brings her to join the wagon train.
TeeVee
Brackett faints after an aquarium catfish bites him; a man accidentally glues his eyes shut; Squad 51 brings in flash-fire victims.
Heil Klink
Hogan hides a German defector in the camp; Klink is convinced the defector is Hitler in disguise.
The Korean Surgeon
Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.
Hawkeye Get Your Gun
Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.
The Colonel's Horse
Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.
The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
Rose Loves Miles
Rose gives the boot to penny-pinching Miles; Blanche loses track of Sophia while Dorothy is vacationing.
Dateline: Miami
Dorothy's Saturday night date causes Rose, Blanche and Sophia to recall scandalous evenings from the past.
Martha Raye, Mel Tormé
Guests include Martha Raye and Mel Tormé.
The Case of the Decadent Dean
Perry defends the dean of a private school who has confessed to killing his assistant.
The Changing of the Guard
Professor Fowler, a well-liked teacher at a boys school, is asked by the trustees to end his teaching career.
10 O'Clock Tiger
A seedy character (Frankie Darro) discovers an amazing formula and decides to use it to make some quick cash. With Robert Keith and Karl Lukas.
The Kerry Blue
A man's (Gene Evans) obsession over his pet dog pushes him over the edge when the dog suddenly dies. With Carmen Mathews.
The Empty Tower
Burglars lock Mannix and a friend in a vault.
The Conspirators
A tape recording detailing the murder of a girl reported missing brings Cannon to a rural town to solve the crime.
The Last Contract
Barnaby learns a teenage runaway (Darleen Carr) has married a hired killer.
The Big Frustration
Friday and Gannon must track down a police sergeant who has turned to alcohol before he loses his job.
The Senior Citizen
Friday and Gannon uncover a pattern that leads them to a daring daylight burglar.
Something Worth Dying For
Reed risks his life for Malloy during a gun battle.
Something Worth Dying For
Malloy returns to patrol duty and finds that Reed is considering desk duty.
Fall Planting
Beaver and Gilbert
A new student exaggerates to be accepted.
Price of Fame
Beaver gets his head stuck between the bars of a park fence.
The Case of the Runaway Corpse
Perry Mason takes a baffling case that involves a year-old homicide, arsenic poisoning and a disappearing corpse.
The Legacy
Ben ponders a 40-year-old link between his own father and a playwright's murder.
Death's Name Is Sam
A criminal plots to launch a Russian surface-to-air missile; guests John Colicos, George Takei.
Founder's Day
Chaddha organizes a Founder's Day party for charity, but inadvertently ends up inviting both Riya and Geeta; post party, Amit opens up to Pammi.
The River
Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.
Black Friday
Little Joe risks his life to nurse a desperately ill gunfighter (John Saxon) back to health before a scheduled duel.
The Martinet
The Martinet - A former army captain comes to North Fork to kill the man who shot down his son in a gunfight - Lucas McCain.
Miss Milly
A store owner hires con men as collection agents.
The Madame Sagittarius Story
Charlie offers support to a new woman who joined the train after being kicked out of Beaver City under suspicion of staging cons.
On Camera
A television news reporter and her cameraman, a former Vietnam combat photographer, are assigned to film a documentary about Squad 51.
Everyone Has a Brother-In-Law
A tough new officer assigned to Stalag 13 upsets Hogan's plan.
Exorcism
Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.
Hawk's Nightmare
Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.
The Most Unforgettable Characters
Radar is accepted to the ``Famous Las Vegas Writers School`` and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
The Monkey Show: Part 1
Sophia predicts a hurricane's path; Blanche and Rose participate in a telethon; Dorothy joins Stan in therapy.
The Monkey Show: Part 2
Dr. Halperin counsels Dorothy at home; a police evacuation forces everyone to take refuge at the TV station.
Tim Conway and Peggy Lee
Guests include Tim Conway and Peggy Lee.
The Case of the Reluctant Model
A lawsuit over the authenticity of a Gauguin results in murder; guest Robert Brown.
In Praise of Pip
Bookmaker Max Phillips learns that his son is dying in Vietnam and tries to save him. With Jack Klugman.
The Matched Pearl
A jewelry shop owner sells a rare black pearl to a client, who later returns looking for another one to make a matched pair.
Most Likely to Succeed
Having had a bad run of luck, a man (Howard Morris) tracks down an old college friend (Jack Carter) in hopes of landing a job.
Quartet for Blunt Instruments
The death of an inventor raises questions of motive.
Coffin Corner
A lawyer (Gary Lockwood) returns to the scene of his college football triumphs to escape a crime mob pursuing him.
Trap Play
A missing woman's body turns up near the home of her last companion, a pro-football player; guest Nick Nolte.
The Big High
A wealthy businessman asks Friday and Gannon for help when his daughter and son-in-law experiment with marijuana.
The Big Ad
Friday and Gannon are helped by an ex-con when a reply to a newspaper ad indicates that someone wants to hire a killer.
Dana Hall
A competent, feminine officer antagonizes her peers.
The Impossible Mission
Officer Pete Malloy is considering resigning from the police force.
A Better Bill
Bill shares some of his daily rituals from his new self-improvement kick.
A Horse Named Nick
The boys are given an old horse in lieu of payment for working at the carnival.
Beaver's Hero
Beaver gets into trouble when he tells his classmates that his father was a war hero.
The Case of the Crooked Candle
A way a candle has burned provides the key in the case of a woman charged with killing her husband; guest Whit Bissell.
The Class
Ben regrets teaching a public seminar on criminal law, when one of his students disappears without a trace after a class discussion on the perfect crime.
The Case Against McGarrett
McGarrett allows rebelling convicts, led by an old enemy (Harold Gould), to try him for murder in exchange for release of hostages.
The Kinfolk
Cousin Rose comes with her grandchildren and a determination to make Olivia's life easier; Ike enlists Jim-Bob for a secret project.
The River
While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.
Unseen Wound
A veteran sheriff (Leslie Nielsen) driven to insanity by years of senseless killings turns his gun on the people of his town.
Dead Cold Cash
Before she dies, the widow of a bandit Lucas shot arranges for his death.
The Schoolmaster
Mark and a friend are trapped in an old mine.
The Martin Gatsby Story
Wealthy merchant Martin Gatsby, a man with little compassion for the less able, wants the wagon train to keep rolling and demands that Hale leave an inexperienced rider behind.
Communications
A stewardess who has taken an overdose of sleeping pills refuses treatment from the paramedics; guests Cynthia Sikes, Moosie Drier.
Killer Klink
Hogan gets Klink to believe that Schultz hasn't long to live.
38 Across
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
Ping Pong
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
End Run
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
The New Housekeeper
The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.
The Manhunt
Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Room 7
While choking, Sophia has an out-of-body experience; Blanche protests the demolition of the family's plantation.
From Here to the Pharmacy
A soldier returning from the Persian Gulf sweeps Blanche off her feet.
Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee
Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.
The Case of the Bigamous Spouse
A woman is charged with murdering a bigamist; guests Pippa Scott, Michael Conrad.
Steel
Two small-time promoters find that their fighter can't meet his opponent in the ring. With Lee Marvin.
Victim Four
A husband searches desperately for his wife in a neighborhood where numerous murders have been committed.
Golden Opportunity
A shoplifter (Coleen Gray) is blackmailed into helping the store manager (Richard Long) in a crime of his own.
Design for Dying
Mannix is hired to find a publisher's wife.
Perfect Fit for a Frame
Cannon is framed when the supposed pursuer of the girl he was hired to protect is found murdered.
Murder Once Removed
A wealthy manufacturer and an experienced yachtsman die in a sailing accident; guest Pamela Franklin.
The Barbershop Quartet
Uncle Joe is dismissed from his barbershop quartet just before a local talent contest.
Higgins Come Home
A feud develops over the divided loyalty of the Bradley family dog.
The Army Game
Jethro's military career comes to a halt when psychiatrists won't believe his family is real.
Mr. Universe Muscles In
A rival banker arranges a date for Elly with a handsome model, so Drysdale counters by furnishing ``Mr. Universe'' as an escort.
Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.
Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.
A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.
The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.
The Night of the Braine
A newspaper contains a prediction that a magician will die in front of West and Gordon.
The John Augustus Story
John Augustus wins a game of cards with a Chinese merchant; his prize turns out to be a beautiful Chinese girl, which the rest of the train takes issue with.
The Jonah
In order to bring in their harvest on time, the Barkleys hire a man with a reputation as a jinx.
Bohannan
Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.
Journey to Terror
Little Joe's visit to a friend's farm turns dangerous when the woman's husband returns as the hostage of a fugitive bank robber.
The Promoter
A con man makes his living by provoking and then betting on gunfights.
The Illustrator
A hard-drinking painter is accused of murder.
Incident of the Chubasco
As a killer wind blows, Gil Favor reasons with a tyrannical man seeking his young wife, who has taken refuge with the drovers.
Homecoming
Paladin is hired to protect a stagecoach line owner from an ex-con bent on revenge. With Richard Boone and Ed Nelson.
Shawnee Bill
Josh makes a deal with a man to learn where a fugitive is hiding.
Pop Goes the Easel
The Stooges are down and out; with a cop chasing them, they flee into an artists' studio where they are mistaken for students.
Trilogy of Terror
Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in four different roles playing tormented women.
Penguin's Clean Sweep
Penguin and his henchmen taint Gotham's money supply with a rare disease.
Bread and Circuses
The Enterprise discovers the wreckage of a Federation vessel in orbit around an Earth-like planet where a gladiator-type empire continues to flourish.
Around the World With Superman
A blind girl wins a flight with Superman.
Through the Time Barrier
The reporters, Perry and a mobster travel through time.
The Space Primevals
A mammoth computer and a primitive tribe try to prevent the crew from capping a volcano.
The Edge of Doom
While en route to deliver a secret defense device, Nelson is warned there is an enemy agent aboard.
The Unsuspected
Toxic toadstool spores transform Steve into a dangerous paranoid.
Day the Sky Fell In
Tony tries to save his father's life at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941; guests Sam Groom, Linden Chiles.
The Organization
Vincent learns crime syndicate members are searching for extraterrestrials to recover a shipment of stolen narcotics.
A Time of Thirsting
Grizzly Adams, his friends and wildlife in the area are threatened by a dwindling water supply and a raging forest fire.
Search for the Angel Shark
Search for the angel shark off the California coast.
Brink of Extinction
The Peruvian vicuna is endangered.
Isle of Enchantment
The Galapagos Islands' unique wildlife.
Isle of Enchantment
Diving off the Galapagos Islands.
Adventures Above the Arctic Circle
Musk oxen roam the tundra of northern Canada.
Coyote Country
Coyote cubs embark on a family outing.
Out of This World
Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.
Welcome Aboard
Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.
A Plot for Granny
Two confused salesmen attempt to sell Jed a cemetery plot for a much-alive Granny.
The Social Climbers
The Clampetts entertain a lady blacksmith, the social leader of hillbilly society.
Guitar Player
With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.
Country Club Dance
A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.
Beaver Says Good-Bye
Beaver's class gives him a farewell party after he learns that his family isn't going to move.
Beaver's Newspapers
Beaver decides to start his own newspaper.
Angel Baby
Kelly poses as an unwed mother to locate a girl planning to sell her unborn child to the black market.
Murder Is a Drag
Jonathan volunteers to be a decoy for police after he inadvertently receives a hit man's fee and a telephone number.
Fountain of Youth; Yesterday's Love
A mercenary (Dennis Cole) seeks the Fountain of Youth; a separating couple (Eleanor Parker, Craig Stevens) relives the past.
I Like to Be in America; He Ain't Heavy; Abbey's Maiden Voyage
April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor.
The Pope's Ring
Sophia accidentally comes away with the visiting pope's ring, then refuses to return it.
Rich Coughlin- Power Rangers
Power Rangers have always played a huge role in Rich Coughlin's life, from the time they first came out and watching the series on TV after school, up until today.
Hanky Panky
When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
Hepatitis
An outbreak of infectious hepatitis threatens the entire medical staff of the 4077th.
Old Boyfriends
Sophia seeks a swinging senior through the personals column; Rose can't recall an old beau who comes to visit her.
Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
A teacher breathes life into Dorothy's decades-old crush on him; Rose makes her debut as a TV producer.
The Commitments
Blanche fails to seduce her date and is heartbroken; Dorothy goes bananas over a ``Beatlemania`` cast member.
Questions & Answers
Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ``Jeopardy!`` but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
The Locket
Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.
Archie Goes to the Hospital
Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.
The Golfer
When Ralph has to learn how to play golf so he can join his boss in a foursome, he resorts to having Norton teach him.
A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Ralph tries to prove that executives are born and not made, and that the art of giving orders is a lost one.
Operation Rogosh
The IMF races to learn the location of a secret device an enemy agent (Fritz Weaver) plans to use to destroy a U.S. city.
Concrete Evidence
Kimble interferes with a woman's (Celeste Holm) search for evidence against a shady construction boss; guests Jack Warden, Harold Gould.
The Mysterious Case of Lester and Dr. Fong
After a wealthy man expires while hearing a threatening tape, Harry's investigation leads him to the dead man's nephew.
The Missing Realtor
The disappearance of a real estate agent leads Friday and Gannon to a vacant house -- and to a murder.
The Big Dog
Dogs come out as the main suspects in a rash of purse snatchings.
Log 141--The Color TV Bandit
Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills.
It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It?
The officers of Adam-12 are involved in a high-speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute.
Celebrating Foghorn Leghorn
Beaver's Sweater
Beaver is excited about his new sweater until he sees a girl wearing one just like it.
Friendship
Larry takes advantage of Beaver's friendship by taking his homework.
The Case of the Negligent Nymph
Perry's fishing vacation off a fog-shrouded coast is interrupted by homicide when he pulls a beautiful blonde from the ocean.
The Narc
A narcotics officer (Titus Welliver) faces charges of murdering a fellow cop to cover up department corruption.
The Defector
A scientist (Pat Hingle) demands immunity for a defecting Asian physicist (Soon-Teck Oh) who had to kill a man in self-defense.
The Home Front
Olivia returns home to find many changes; John helps locate a recruit gone AWOL; Erin considers asking for a raise.
Judgement
After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.
Amigo
An outlaw band's wounded cook (Henry Darrow) must decide between loyalty to the gang and gratitude to the Cartwrights who saved his life.
The Silent Knife
A desperate, mute man steals from the stagecoach.
Miss Bertie
A sprightly elderly lady arrives in North Fork and announces that she plans to capture a bandit.
The Mavis Grant Story
In the midst of a dry spell and desperately in need of water, the wagon train stops at the only source of water for miles, but the owner demands an outrageous price.
To Buy or Not to Buy
In between emergency calls and fire alarms, DeSoto ponders purchasing a house and receives unsolicited real-estate advice from Gage.
Reverend Kommandant Klink
Hogan arranges a wedding for a French pilot and gets Klink to marry them.
The General's Practitioner
Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.
Movie Tonight
Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.
Souvenirs
Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.
Ellie Comes to Town
Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.
Irresistible Andy
Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Dorothy and Stan are ordered by a judge to inhabit one of their substandard apartments.
Journey to the Center of Attention
Dorothy replaces Blanche as the center of attention for the men at Blanche's favorite nightspot.
Family Show
A look at home interior magazines; a husband and wife team struggle over income tax forms; a big dramatic scene for actor Harvey Korman.
The Case of the Floating Stones
A Chinese-American girl (Irene Tsu) hires Perry to find a collection of diamonds stolen from her grandfather's Hong Kong home.
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
A man recovering from a nervous breakdown sees a horrifying creature on the wing of his plane. With William Shatner.
The 12-Hour Caper
A meek clerk (Dick York) plots with his associates to rob their investment firm. With Wendell Holmes.
Children of Alda Nuova
A wanted man (Jack Carson) disappears while visiting a little-known tourist attraction in Italy. With Christopher Dark.
Search for a Dead Man
A hit man loses his handiwork.
The Killer on the Hill
Cannon encounters corruption when he investigates the attempted assassination of a state assemblyman.
Counterfall
Despite evidence, Barnaby believes a man accused of killing a judge is being framed.
The Pyramid Swindle
An evangelizing woman lures ``prospectors`` into her illegal money-making scheme.
The Phony Police Racket
Men posing as police officers swindle businessmen by soliciting ads for a magazine.
Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours
Malloy and Reed assist a young mother trying to protect her baby from a deranged man.
You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem
Reed and Malloy respond to an ``officer needs help'' and Reed finds that one of his academy colleagues has been critically wounded.
A Royal Affair
Dance Contest
Wally is anxious about going to a dance because he can't cha-cha.
Wally's Haircomb
Wally comes home with a faddish, greasy hairdo.
The Case of the Moth-Eaten Mink
A frightened waitress flees a restaurant, leaving behind her paycheck and a slightly moth-eaten mink coat.
The Secret
Ben defends a gambling blues singer (Ron Taylor) accused of killing his bookmaker.
Sing a Song of Suspense
Five-0 must protect a singer (Lois Nettleton) whose eyewitness testimony can convict a Hawaiian racketeering kingpin of murder.
The Home Front
Erin confronts Pickett; Jason shapes up his recruits; a grieving father attacks Jim-Bob; John-Boy is missing in action.
The Drummer
A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier.
A Woman in the House
Ben gets caught in a marital mess trying to protect a woman from her alcoholic husband.
Six Years and a Day
Lucas helps an alcoholic former doctor regain his self-respect.
Flowers by the Door
Lucas unmasks a book salesman as a killer.
The Lisa Raincloud Story
A Native American tribe prepares to execute Bill, believing he tried to rob a grave site, but plans change when the chief's daughter falls in love with Bill.
Right at Home
DeSoto opens his home to the son of an accident victim, a decision he comes to regret when the boy wrecks his house and reputation.
The Most Escape-Proof Prison Camp I've Ever Escaped From
A British POW and escape artist ignores Hogan and plans to escape.
Post Op
The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.
Margaret's Marriage
Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.
Fade Out, Fade In
Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.
Runaway Kid
Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.
Andy the Matchmaker
Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
A Midwinter Night's Dream
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues
After she sees Dorothy and Miles' spur-of-the-moment kiss, Sophia must tell this to Rose; the last thing she needs to do to break the curse is tell a friend of a betrayal.
Jim Nabors
A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in ``The Family``; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.
The Case of the Festive Felon
A woman, fighting for her mother's rightful inheritance, is charged with murder; guests Sherry Jackson, Kathie Brown.
A Kind of Stopwatch
Thomas Patrick McNulty is given a watch that possesses a strange power.
First-Class Honeymoon
A recently-divorced man (Robert Webber) makes a deal with a friend (Jeremy Slate) to avoid having to pay alimony.
The Big Kick
A man (Wayne Rogers) decides to demonstrate to his new-found girlfriend (Anne Helm) how he gets his kicks. With Brian Hutton.
Hardball
A crook forces Mannix to find a double-crossing cohort.
Missing at FL 307
A former convict boards an Atlanta airliner for a reunion with his daughter but is missing when the plane lands.
Dangerous Summer
A father hires Barnaby to find his college-student son, hiding after being wounded during a robbery.
The Trial Board
Friday and Gannon use an unusual method to clear a fellow officer.
The Big Shipment
When a plane crashes, a large amount of narcotics is found aboard -- but the pilot is missing.
And You Want Me to Get Married
Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman in a car crash and settle a family dispute.
I Feel Like a Fool Malloy
Malloy and Reed answer a ``loud noise'' complaint and find a baby sitter in trouble.
I'm Bringing '06 Back
Bill and Toony look back at the memes, movies, and music that made 2006 memorable.
The Cookie Fund
Beaver and Larry lose some of the class money.
Forgotten Party
A former classmate invites Beaver to a party.
The Case of the Baited Hook
An embezzler is found dead after his business partner demands that the stolen funds be replaced.
The Secret
Ben uncovers information about a 15-year-old unsolved killing during his defense of a gambler accused of murder.
Retire in Sunny Hawaii Forever
The murder of the airplane seatmate of Danny's aunt (Helen Hayes) is linked to abandoned bank accounts.
The Diploma
Mary Ellen substitutes as the county nurse; John searches for his diploma to prove to the Army that he graduated from high school.
Sarah
Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.
Judgment at Red Creek
Little Joe stands in the way of a vengeful guard's plans to find a legal method of executing two murder suspects; guest John Ireland.
The Long Trek
Long Trek - Lucas and Marshall Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial.
The Actress
A dying friend asks Lucas to fetch his wife.
The Shiloh Degnan Story
Hale finds a gravely wounded Army officer; the officer is delirious, but before he dies, he says things that, if true, could seriously tarnish the image of a national hero.
The Girl on the Balance Beam
A former athlete pushes his daughter too hard in a quest for Olympic glory; a man becomes trapped within an aircraft's landing gear.
The Tower
Hogan blackmails a general to keep him from transferring Klink from Stalag 13.
Fade Out, Fade In
Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.
Fallen Idol
Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.
Last Laugh
B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
Opie's Charity
Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.
A Feud Is a Feud
Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Rose: Portrait of a Woman
Sophia becomes a doting mother when Dorothy accepts a lucrative corporate teaching job.
Home Again, Rose: Part 1
Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia cheer up a hospitalized Rose after she becomes ill at a crashed class reunion.
Cass Elliott, Pat Paulsen
Guests include Cass Elliott and Pat Paulsen.
The Case of the Devious Delinquent
A young man from a prominent family gets involved in blackmail and ultimately in murder; guest Otto Kruger.
The Last Night of a Jockey
A jockey's wish to become a giant in his profession has repercussions he may regret. With Mickey Rooney.
Where Beauty Lies
A housekeeper make arrangements to keep her lover all to herself when he expresses interest in another woman.
Revenge
A husband (Ralph Meeker) seeks revenge when an unstable woman (Vera Miles) identifies an alleged attacker.
The Name Is Mannix
Joe Mannix must find the kidnapped daughter of a Palm Springs mobster.
The Set Up
Cannon suspects he has a double after two nearly successful attempts on his life follow a strange woman's greeting to him at the airport.
Image of Evil
A director's plan to use murder to rid himself of an over-the-hill actor backfires.
The Search
Friday and Gannon investigate the disappearance of two girls from their mother's front yard.
The Prophet
Friday and Gannon discover that a psychedelic cult is mainly concerned with legalizing the sale of marijuana and LSD.
El Presidente
Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children.
Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn
Reed and Malloy investigate a lawn theft.
Trekkin' Italy
Bill and Toony are headed to Italy!
Beaver the Athlete
Beaver's poor batting endangers his team's success in a boys-against-girls baseball game.
Found Money
Beaver and Larry go to the carnival with money Larry stole from his mother.
The Case of the Fan Dancer's Horse
Perry's case involves a pair of red-haired fan dancers, a stolen horse and bloodstained ostrich plumes.
The Brothers
A plastic surgeon is charged with the murder of his partner, but evidence later shows the doctor's twin brother may be the culprit.
How to Steal a Submarine
A drug smuggling involves an Asian-bound cargo ship and a Honolulu fishing boat; guest Jack Cassidy.
The Innocents
Olivia campaigns for a day nursery; plans for the Godsey's anniversary are almost ruined by jealousy.
The Fugitives
An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother.
Joe Cartwright, Detective
Inspired by detective novels, Little Joe tries to prove two strangers are planning to rob the Virginia City bank.
The Wyoming Story
Lucas goes under cover as a federal agent.
The Wyoming Story
Lucas is sent to Wyoming to investigate the sale of guns to Indians.
The Levy-McGowan Story
Simon Levy and Patrick McGowan both consider themselves unbeatable at checkers, and when each loses to the other over several games their pride is hurt.
Involvement
A bitter, retired nurse from Rampart who attempted suicide is hospitalized with a depressed, paraplegic teenager; guest Dawn Lyn.
Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon
Klink becomes the victim of his own tough sergeant ordered to punish prisoners.
War of Nerves
Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.
The Winchester Tapes
Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.
The Light That Failed
Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.