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In Washington Heights, N.Y., a kaleidoscope of dreams rallies a vibrant and tight-knit community. At the intersection of it all is a likable and magnetic bodega owner who hopes, imagines and sings about a better life.
Polkapalooza
A reluctant Laura attends a polka festival with Steve; Carl cramps Eddie's style.
Throw Steve From the Train
Carl endures hours trapped in a train with an unwitting stowaway, Urkel.
Don't Make Me Over
After a cosmetic makeover, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.
Pop Goes the Question
Laura faces a dilemma when both Urkel and Stefan ask for her hand in marriage.
Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
When Sheldon is no longer academically challenged at Medford High, he audits a college class taught by Dr. John Sturgis.
A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
A battle erupts in the neighborhood between the Coopers and the Sparks when Sheldon is terrorized by the Sparks' new dog.
Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
Sheldon keeps tabs on Meemaw's budding relationship with Dr. Sturgis; George Sr. and Mary attempt to bond with their other children.
Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
Meemaw is pursued by gentlemen callers; she is forced to set ground rules when Sheldon interferes.
A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop it from humming; he gets a paper route to pay for its repair.
A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
Sheldon becomes jealous when Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another ten-year-old genius; Mary invites Paige's family over for a playdate.
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read ``Little Women.``
The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, ``Smelly Cat,`` a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Phoebe can't communicate with her new boyfriend, a UN diplomat who doesn't speak English; Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel.
The One With the Morning After
A remorseful Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping.
The One Without the Ski Trip
Excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, lonely Ross visits his ex-wife (Jane Sibbett); Phoebe's cab runs out of gas and the stranded gang turns to Ross for help.
The One With the Hypnosis Tape
Phoebe's brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica gets a huge tip from an admirer.
The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark; Monica dates a millionaire.
The One With the Dollhouse
Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets making a date for Chandler and her boss, Joanna; Joey's interest in Kate intensifies.
The One With a Chick and a Duck
Monica considers accepting a dream job in Pete's new restaurant but fears there is more to the deal; Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel.
The One With the Screamer
The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.
The One With Ross's Thing
Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition, Ross seeks advice from Guru Saj; Monica can't decide about Pete.
The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion
To her horror, Monica's boyfriend plans to fight; the friends are intrigued by a conversation between two strangers.
The Zazzy Substitution
When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned.
The Hot Troll Deviation
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.
The Desperation Emanation
Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.
The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.
The 21-Second Excitation
While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.
The Boyfriend Complexity
Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father (Keith Carradine); Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.
The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.
The Justice League Recombination
The guys try to bond with Penny's new boyfriend through a costume contest.
The Bus Pants Utilization
Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon.
The Love Car Displacement
Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend (Rick Fox) while attending a science event with Wolowitz.
The Thespian Catalyst
Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher; Koothrappali fantasizes about his friend's girlfriend.
The Benefactor Factor
A wealthy donor makes Leonard question what he is willing to do for science.
The Cohabitation Formulation
Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard and Raj's sister rekindle their relationship.
Tallahassee
In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises.
After Hours
Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.
Test the Store
Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.
Last Day in Florida
After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.
Get the Girl
Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.
Welcome Party
Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.
Angry Andy
After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).
Fundraiser
Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.
Turf War
Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.
Free Family Portrait Studio
A former boss helps Andy go undercover and stage a coup; a new opportunity arises for Robert.
New Guys
Two new, young employees throw Dwight and Jim off balance; Andy returns from leadership training with a desire for revenge.
Roy's Wedding
A toast at Roy's wedding leads to Pam and Jim searching their relationships for buried secrets; Dwight reacts to Nellie's mandatory charity initiative.
Andy's Ancestry
As Andy flaunts a discovery he made about his ancestry, Darryl struggles in his new role; Dwight teaches a language to Erin, who wants to impress her boyfriend's educated family; Jim reveals a secret.
Lost in Space
Laura and Urkel postpone their wedding when they launch him into space to test his latest gadget.
Lost in Space
A wayward satellite hits Urkel's spacecraft; meter-maid duty turns dangerous.
The Mama Who Came to Dinner
Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) is not happy about his mother (Rosetta LeNoire) coming to live in his already crowded household. Guest stars: Mark Linn-Baker, Bronson Pinchot.
A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins; Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church; Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl whom Sheldon is tutoring.
Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the science museum; George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents; Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
A video game takes over Sheldon and Meemaw's life; George Sr. is jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
The One at the Beach
The friends stay at a beach house; Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family; Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
The One With the Jellyfish
Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup; Phoebe reconciles with her mother; Monica is stung by a jellyfish.
The One With the Cat
Phoebe becomes convinced that the spirit of her dead mother is inside a cat; Chandler and Joey are robbed; Monica goes on a date with a guy from her high school.
The One With the 'Cuffs
Rachel's boss, Joanna, leaves Chandler in an awkward situation that will require Rachel's help; Monica's catering fiasco.
The One With the Ballroom Dancing
Joey intervenes when the superintendent, Mr. Treeger, moves to evict Rachel and Monica; Chandler tries to quit a health club.
The One With Joey's New Girlfriend
Chandler falls for a woman who is already involved with Joey; Rachel and Ross play the jealousy game.
The One With the Dirty Girl
Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event.
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Chandler faces a tough choice after his passionate kiss with Joey's girlfriend; Rachel has to learn about dining alone.
The One With Chandler in a Box
To atone for kissing Joey's girlfriend, Chandler agrees to stay inside a shipping crate during the Thanksgiving holiday.
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Rachel's career is obstructed by her boss, Joanna; Monica faces a big decision; Chandler, Ross and Joey party.
The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie
Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship; Chandler's well-intended attempts to get Rachel a date seem to miss the mark; Monica's plan to assert some authority at her new restaurant goes awry.
The One With Phoebe's Uterus
Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
The Toast Derivation
Sheldon is upset when he realizes Leonard is the center of their group of friends.
The Prestidigitation Approximation
Leonard has to choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya; Howard's magic trick drives Sheldon crazy.
The Zarnecki Incursion
The guys try to figure out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
The Herb Garden Germination
Amy and Sheldon spread gossip as part of an experiment; Howard decides to take a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.
The Agreement Dissection
Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing.
Los Angeles Dodgers at Atlanta Braves
The Los Angeles Dodgers and the Atlanta Braves open a three-game series at Truist Park. Atlanta currently leads the season series 2-1. Shohei Ohtani leads the Dodgers in home runs, while Tyler Mahle is the projected starter for the Braves.
Work Bus
When Jim convinces Dwight the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus to use as his office; Nellie asks for Andy's help; Jim uses pie to cheer Pam.
Here Comes Treble
Andy invites his old a cappella group to perform for Halloween, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy; Dwight tries to track down a madman in the office; Jim and Pam fight over his new job.
The Boat
Andy must step up when his dad loses all his family's money; when Dwight is a guest on a radio show, his co-workers call in to torture him; Kevin learns a secret about Oscar.
The Whale
The women of the office try to teach Dwight how to interact with female clients; Angela suspects the senator of cheating; Toby convinces some of the guys to grow mustaches.
The Target
When Angela finds out about her husband's affair, she goes to Dwight for help; Stanley and Phyllis take advantage of Jim when he needs a favor; Pete distracts Pam as she begins painting her mural.
Dwight Christmas
Dwight picks up the slack when the party planning committee fails to plan a Christmas party; Darryl worries Jim has forgotten the promise he made; Pete teaches Erin about ``Die Hard.``
Lice
Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.
Suit Warehouse
Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.
Customer Loyalty
Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.
Junior Salesman
David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.
Vandalism
Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.
Couples Discount
The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.
Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
Stuck in a Moment
Hayley works to figure out the best time to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget; Phil borrows the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; Jay, Gloria and Joe deal with unwelcome holiday visitors.
Catch of the Day
Phil believes he'll have a day of bad luck after failing to successfully complete his daily superstition; Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation; Jay is determined to get Gloria to admit she was in an accident.
Sex, Lies, and Kickball
Jay's friend Shorty visits from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay; Alex decides to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is a sexual one.
It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Phil and Claire start to question their enthusiasm for Halloween when no one else seems to feel the same; Mitch confronts Jay about how long the kitchen remodel is taking; Cam oversteps his boundaries as a house guest.
Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project; a Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight when George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis' relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
Sheldon experiments on Missy; Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
When Sheldon has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient; Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor; a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague flirts with Meemaw; Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend.
David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo From the Back
Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around; Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day.
The One With the Embryos
Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother and his wife; Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandler and Joey.
The One With Rachel's Crush
Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man.
The One With Joey's Dirty Day
A visit to a strip joint fails to cheer up Chandler; Rachel gets Ross to go to an opera; Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot.
The One With All the Rugby
Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever; Ross plays rugby to impress Emily; Monica tries to figure out what a mysterious electrical switch in her new apartment does.
The One With the Fake Party
Rachel throws Emily a phony going-away party so she can see Joshua outside of work, and pregnant Phoebe craves meat.
The One With the Free Porn
Ross tells Emily (Helen Baxendale) how he feels about her; Chandler and Joey suddenly receive a free adult TV channel in their apartment; Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
The One With Rachel's New Dress
Ross has concerns about Emily's interests; Rachel's plans for Joshua are upset by a late change of venue.
The One With All the Haste
Ross tries to keep Emily from returning to London; Monica and Rachel attempt to win back their apartment.
The One With the Wedding Dresses
Monica and Phoebe find life in wedding attire has its charm; Rachel asks Joshua for more spontaneity.
The One With the Invitation
Rachel and Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other; the friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going.
The One With the Worst Best Man Ever
After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to serve as his best man; the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe.
The One With Ross' Wedding
Rachel, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Ross go to London for the wedding where Joey meets Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York.
The Engagement Reaction
Howard's mom winds up in the hospital after hearing news of her son's engagement to Bernadette.
The Roommate Transmogrification
Bernadette gets her Ph.D., inspiring the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate; Raj becomes Sheldon's roommate.
The Skank Reflex Analysis
Penny worries that she has ruined her relationship with her friends; Sheldon takes over the paintball team.
The Infestation Hypothesis
Amy is caught in the middle when Penny and Sheldon get into an argument over a pre-owned chair; Leonard tries to make his long-distance relationship more exciting.
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Amy and Leonard try to become better acquainted; Bernadette, Howard and Mrs. Wolowitz spend the weekend together.
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
Raj wants a girlfriend, so Penny introduces him to a woman he can communicate with.
The Russian Rocket Reaction
Wil Wheaton invites Leonard and Sheldon to a party at his house; Howard receives an opportunity.
The Rhinitis Revelation
Sheldon finds himself competing with the gang for his mother's (Laurie Metcalf) attention when she visits.
Last Action Zero
The guys put in shifts while getting trained to work the counter at Playa Bowls.
Valet Villain
The guys win the world's worst dad awards by surprising their kid with a trip before cruelly taking it away, then they get caught taking crazy notes in a focus group. But one Joker must take the wheel in a punishment that leaves no happy customers.
Moving On
During an interview for a job in Philadelphia, a manager gives Pam déjà vu; Dwight asks Angela to join him on a mission; Andy returns from his trip.
The Farm
Dwight takes a trip home for a Schrute funeral; Todd Packer tries to make up for a lifetime of bad behavior.
Promos
The office employees are excited when TV commercials for the documentary begin airing; Angela is jealous when Dwight starts dating a farmer; Jim meets with professional baseball player Ryan Howard.
Stairmageddon
The elevator goes out at the office, forcing everyone to use the stairs; Dwight forces Stanley to make a sales call; Pam and Jim talk to Nellie and Toby about relationship problems; Angela supports her man.
Paper Airplane
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
Livin' the Dream - Part 1
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
Livin the Dream
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
A.A.R.M.
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
Finale
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
Pilot
When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
Diversity Day
Michael's offensive behavior prompts the company to sponsor a seminar on racial tolerance and diversity; Jim has trouble securing his biggest yearly commission.
Ten Years Later
Claire throws a 10th anniversary party for Jay and Gloria; Phil plans a magic trick in which Gloria appears out of thin air in her wedding dress.
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
Jay gives a Thanksgiving toast that honors the family's successes, although everyone knows it isn't quite true; everyone tries to hide things about their perceived triumphs; Phil works hard to master a magic trick to prove he's not a failure.
Brushes With Celebrity
The family recount all their biggest celebrity encounters; Phil shows a house to his musical hero; Jay's day at jury duty takes an unexpected turn; Manny's encounter with his favorite playwright doesn't go as expected.
A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company; Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin; Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life will be like in college; a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' house for a few days; Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
The One With Ross' Wedding
Rachel frantically tries to get to London to tell Ross that she loves him before he marries Emily; Ross' parents argue with Emily's parents, Steven and Andrea Waltham.
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Ross is distraught over the wedding; Emily punches Ross and flees from the reception; Monica and Chandler try to control their passions.
The One With All the Kissing
Monica and Chandler are caught in a passionate embrace but try to prove it was innocent: Ross' wife won't speak to him; Phoebe feels neglected; Rachel appoints Monica as her advisor in romance.
The One Hundredth
Phoebe prepares to give birth, but the doctor makes her nervous; Joey gets admitted in great pain; Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Ross' estranged bride makes him an offer; Phoebe deals with traumatic memories of PBS; Monica gets upset at Chandler when he gloats about sex; Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act.
The One With the Kips
An exchange between Ross and Rachel threatens to break up the friends; Chandler and Monica plan a romantic weekend getaway together; Joey finds out about Monica and Chandler.
The One With the Yeti
Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink; Ross confronts Emily, and she demands a divorce; Monica and Rachel are afraid of a hairy new neighbor, until they find out how handsome he is with his hair cut.
The One Where Ross Moves In
Personal habits clash when Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey; Phoebe dates a health inspector (Gregory Sporleder); Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her out on a date.
The One With the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
As the gang digests Monica's huge Thanksgiving meal, everyone reminisces about their worst Thanksgiving ever.
The One With Ross' Sandwich
Ross becomes upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it; Joey finds himself in a mess when he tries to cover for Chandler and Monica's dating.
The One With the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe helps the Salvation Army and learns some truths about New Yorkers; Rachel gets a date with her neighbor who has a close relationship with his sexy sister; Joey tries to write a play in which he can be the star.
The One With All the Resolutions
Ross vows to try something new; Joey resolves to learn guitar from Phoebe; Rachel gives up gossiping.
The Good Guy Fluctuation
An attractive comic book artist tests Leonard and Priya's relationship; Sheldon tries to scare his friends.
The Isolation Permutation
Amy is devastated when Penny and Bernadette shop for wedding dresses without her.
The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Leonard and Penny spend time alone; Sheldon tries to face his fear of birds.
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Sheldon is jealous when Stuart (Kevin Sussman), a guy from the comic book store, asks Amy out on a date.
The Speckerman Recurrence
Leonard must face the bully who targeted him in high school; Penny confronts her past actions.
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
Amy is upset with Sheldon when he isn't impressed with her recent accomplishment; Howard struggles with Bernadette's aversion to children.
The Recombination Hypothesis
Everything could change when Leonard spontaneously invites Penny to a romantic dinner.
The Beta Test Initiation
Penny and Leonard experiment with their new relationship; Raj forms a bond with his phone's virtual assistant.
The Friendship Contraction
Leonard starts to reconsider his friendship with Sheldon; Wolowitz tries to choose his astronaut nickname.
The Vacation Solution
Sheldon goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab when the university forces him to take a vacation; Bernadette asks Howard to sign a pre-nup.
The Rothman Disintegration
Sheldon and his nemesis, Kripke, compete for a corner office; Penny feels uncomfortable after receiving a gift from Amy.
The Werewolf Transformation
Sheldon's routine is turned upside down when his barber gets sick; Wolowitz questions his decision to go into space.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
Last Action Zero
The guys put in shifts while getting trained to work the counter at Playa Bowls.
The Founding Joker
Hoop! There It Is!
The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.
Facial Awareness
The Jokers face off by recording voiceover for a fake video game and playing the concerned parent writing to their kid's school; but one Joker burns out with a punishment that's gotta sting.
Customer Disservice
Joey Fatone interviews the Jokers for a fake documentary; the guys react to an overly emotional phone call for an underwhelming reason; one Joker checks out and is forced into being the world's worst grocery store employee in his punishment.
Health Care
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
The Alliance
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
Basketball
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
Hot Girl
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
The Dundies
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole, a Chili's restaurant.
Sexual Harassment
Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.
Office Olympics
While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
The Fire
A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.
Moon Over Isla Island
Stan tries to persuade the dictator of Isla to sign a treaty in hopes of getting a promotion at work; Steve and Snot start a competition.
Home Adrone
Steve and his friends find and play with what they think is a video game in his father's study, but they really activate a CIA drone.
A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
The Coopers help Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage; Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements; Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis' past; Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and George Sr.
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
After Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown, Mary worries Sheldon is headed down a similar path; Georgie discovers he has a knack for sales.
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
Without Dr. Sturgis' university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged; Mary helps Pastor Jeff avoid temptation with his girlfriend.
The One With Chandler's Work Laugh
Monica is put off by the laugh Chandler uses to impress his boss (Sam McMurray); Ross shocks everyone by dating Janice (Maggie Wheeler).
The One With Joey's Bag
Phoebe meets her estranged father (Bob Balaban) at her grandmother's funeral; Joey's fondness for an expensive bag loses him an audition; Chandler tells perfectionist Monica that she is useless at massage.
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Ross must prove to his boss that he is sane in order to return to work; Phoebe finds out about Monica and Chandler's relationship; Ross hunts for a new apartment.
The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey
Chandler gets nervous when everyone learns about Monica; Joey's new girlfriend gets physical; Ross moves into a new apartment but fails to impress his new neighbors.
The One With the Cop
Phoebe finds a police officer's badge and goes on a spree of arrests until she meets up with the owner; Joey thinks he's in love with Monica; Ross buys a couch but won't pay to have it delivered.
The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Rachel worries about a kiss she gives to a job interviewer; Monica observes Phoebe's romantic bliss; Joey is arrested for stalking a sexy neighbor.
The One Where Rachel Smokes
Rachel tries to impress her boss by smoking, which gives Chandler fond memories of his former addiction; Ross's son and Joey audition for the same part in a commercial.
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Ross competes with Chandler for the attentions of a pizza deliverywoman (Kristin Dattilo-Hayward); Joey discovers that his guest-starring role on ``Law & Order`` was cut while watching the show with his proud grandmother.
The One With the Ride Along
Joey tries to save Ross' life when he thinks he hears gunshots while on patrol with Phoebe's police officer boyfriend.
The One With the Ball
Monica interrupts Joey and Ross' friendly game of catch; Gary (Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe to move in with him.
The One With Joey's Big Break
Joey lands his first lead role and finds his movie crew in a bind; Rachel gets an eye infection; Phoebe can't quite remember why she hates Ross.
The One in Vegas
The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.
The One in Vegas
Chandler and Monica reconcile and hastily decide to get married; Ross and Rachel get drunk and roam the casino; Phoebe deals with a lurker on the slot machines.
The One After Vegas
Hung-over Rachel and Ross wonder if they got married while in Vegas; Monica and Chandler search the Strip for signs that they are altar-bound.
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Ross seeks Phoebe's advice to help him sort out the legal status of his relationship with Rachel; Monica and Chandler plan to move in together.
The One With Ross's Denial
Ross has Rachel on his mind when he gets between feuding Monica and Chandler; Joey advertises for a specific roommate.
The Weekend Vortex
Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party; he gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
The Transporter Malfunction
When Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon ``Star Trek`` collectibles, Sheldon finds himself haunted by Mr. Spock; after a blind date, Raj believes he has met his future wife.
The Hawking Excitation
When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university for a week, Wolowitz is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, making Sheldon green with envy.
The Stag Convergence
Knowledge of Howard's sexual history makes Bernadette reconsider their future together.
The Launch Acceleration
Wedding plans are jeopardized when NASA reschedules Howard's mission; Leonard says something in the bedroom that surprises Penny.
The Countdown Reflection
The gang tries to help Wolowitz and Bernadette get married before the space launch.
The Date Night Variable
Raj faces his loneliness when his friends are out on dates; while in space, Wolowitz gets drawn into a fight between Bernadette and his mom.
The Decoupling Fluctuation
Sheldon tries to intervene when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard; Howard is picked on in space by the other astronauts.
Dapper Danny Ocean organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist.
To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.
Danny Ocean and his gang hatch an ambitious plot for revenge after ruthless casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses Reuben Tishkoff, Danny's friend and mentor.
A security expert must infiltrate a burning skyscraper, 225 stories above ground, when his family is trapped inside by criminals.
Meat Cute
Attention shoppers; the Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store; tonight's loser must meat his fate in a punishment.
Rage Baiter
The Jokers hit the grocery store aisles dressed in absurd disguises, then train someone in using aggressive phone tactics for charity donations; the losing Joker must subject themselves to scientific probing into their hidden emotions.
Last Action Zero
The guys put in shifts while getting trained to work the counter at Playa Bowls.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
Halloween
Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet.
The Fight
When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organized; things become awkward between Pam and Jim.
The Client
Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out.
Performance Review
Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
A hernia-bearing Joey tries to pick up a quick acting gig; Rachel discovers that Ross never had their marriage annulled.
The One With Joey's Porsche
Rachel wants Ross to admit that he's mentally unbalanced so that a judge will grant them an annulment.
The One on the Last Night
While Monica helps Rachel move out, the two women have a war of words; Chandler says a ``financial`` adios to Joey.
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Rachel regrets asking Phoebe to jog with her when her uncoordinated movements attract unwanted attention.
The One With Ross' Teeth
After bleaching his teeth, Ross discovers they glow in the dark; Joey's new roommate wants to redecorate.
The One Where Ross Got High
Chandler finds out Monica never told her parents he was living with her; Rachel tries her hand at making dessert.
The One With the Routine
Janine invites Joey, Monica and Ross to a TV taping; Phoebe and Rachel want an early glimpse at their Christmas gifts.
The One With the Apothecary Table
Janine's attitude causes strife between Joey and his friends; Rachel gets an apothecary table from a flea market.
The One With the Joke
Ross and Chandler argue over authorship of a joke; a question from Monica puts Phoebe on the spot; Joey reluctantly takes a job at Central Perk.
The One With Rachel's Sister
Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross; sickly Monica is well enough to seduce Chandler; Joey uses free food to lure women to date him.
To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.
A lethal CIA agent (Dwayne Johnson) and his former classmate (Kevin Hart) encounter shootouts, espionage and double-crosses while trying to save the U.S. spy satellite system.
Four teens embark on the adventure of a lifetime when a video game magically transports them to the jungle and transforms them into adults.
Four teens embark on the adventure of a lifetime when a video game magically transports them to the jungle and transforms them into adults.
Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraordinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) must become a hero and save those he loves from a dire threat.
Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia's life gets turned upside down when her daughter discovers a portal to the afterlife. When someone says Beetlejuice's name three times, the mischievous demon returns to unleash his very own brand of mayhem.
Bet the Farm
Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottlieb prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
Hero to Zero
E-Mail Surveillance
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all the employees.
Christmas Party
After Michael suggests a game of ``Yankee Swap`` with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
Booze Cruise
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
The Injury
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
The Secret
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Rachel and her sister get into a heated sibling rivalry over Ross; Chandler confesses he hasn't cried since he was a child.
The One That Could Have Been
When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.
The One That Could Have Been
Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage; Rachel goes to Joey's and kisses him; Rachel catches Barry cheating.
The One With the Unagi
Chandler's anniversary gift to Monica is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey hires a look-alike; Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel.
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment.
The One With Joey's Fridge
Monica and Phoebe compete to find Rachel a date; Joey tries to con his friends into buying him a new refrigerator.
The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.
The One Where Paul's the Man
Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
The One With the Ring
Chandler asks Phoebe to help him choose a special ring; Rachel urges Paul (Bruce Willis) to express his feelings.
The One With the Proposal
Chandler continues to pretend to hate the idea of marriage, unaware Richard wants Monica back; Rachel and Phoebe discuss their backup plans.
A lethal CIA agent (Dwayne Johnson) and his former classmate (Kevin Hart) encounter shootouts, espionage and double-crosses while trying to save the U.S. spy satellite system.
Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraordinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent (Henry Cavill) must become a hero and save those he loves from a dire threat.
Scientists, soldiers and adventurers encounter the mighty Kong and other monstrous creatures after traveling to an uncharted island in the Pacific Ocean.
The Higgs Boson Observation
Amy feels threatened by Sheldon's new assistant; Wolowitz starts to feel the pressures of being in space.
The Re-Entry Minimization
Wolowitz's return from space isn't all he expected; game night becomes a gender war.
The Holographic Excitation
The gang heads to Stuart's comic book store to celebrate Halloween; Leonard uses science to seduce Penny.
The Extract Obliteration
A game threatens Sheldon's relationship with Stephen Hawking; Penny secretly signs up for a college class.
The Carpet
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
Boys and Girls
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
Valentine's Day
Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.
Dwight's Speech
When Dwight, who has a fear of public speaking, is asked to give a speech at a sales convention, he turns to Michael for help.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
Last Action Zero
The guys put in shifts while getting trained to work the counter at Playa Bowls.
Worlds collide when the Flash travels back in time to change the events of the past. However, when his attempt to save his family alters the future, he becomes trapped in a reality in which General Zod has returned, threatening annihilation.
Two Income Family
Harriette loses her job, forcing the family into austerity measures.
Short Story
Rachel's first published short story hits too close to home for certain members of the family.
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Meemaw refuses to drive him to a lecture; Georgie tries to impress Veronica with his new business venture.
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball With Zip
Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his new obsession with ``The Lord of the Rings`` leads to an unhealthy habit; Missy asks George Sr. to teach her how to play catch.
A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Meemaw.
A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team; Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis.
Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
Sheldon starts an internet flame war; Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team; Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.
The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga From Chi-Chi's
The University makes George Sr. a lucrative job offer in hopes of recruiting Sheldon; Georgie gets a job working for Meemaw's new boyfriend; Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.
The One With the Proposal
Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.
The One With Monica's Thunder
Monica feels that Rachel is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement; Chandler worries about his performance in the bedroom.
The One With Rachel's Book
Monica learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund; Joey teases Rachel about her late-night reading material.
The One With Phoebe's Cookies
Chandler's efforts to bond with Monica's father (Elliott Gould) backfire during a racquetball game; Rachel tries to teach Joey how to sail; Monica tries to replicate Phoebe's grandmother's cookie recipe.
The One With Rachel's Assistant
Rachel considers hiring an inexperienced but handsome man over a better qualified woman as her executive assistant.
The One With the Engagement Picture
Rachel makes her handsome new assistant (Eddie Cahill) hang out with Joey rather than the women in her office.
The One With the Nap Partners
Monica makes Chandler apologize to an old girlfriend (Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat; Monica struggles to select a maid of honor.
The One With Ross' Library Book
Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Tag joins for Thanksgiving dinner; Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag when he opens his mouth during dinner; Phoebe reveals that she has been secretly keeping a dog in her room for a few days while its owner is away.
The One With All the Candy
Rachel finds it embarrassing that she is paying the way for her hunky new boyfriend (Eddie Cahill), who is also her assistant at work.
The One With the Holiday Armadillo
Ross' attempts to introduce his son, Ben, to Hanukkah are thwarted by the tyke's like of all things Christmas.
The One With All the Cheesecakes
Phoebe and Joey are at odds when she tries to cancel their weekly dinner plans so she can meet an old beau.
The Habitation Configuration
Bernadette wants Wolowitz to move out of his mom's house; Sheldon is caught in the middle of Amy and Wil Wheaton's argument.
The 43 Peculiarity
Raj and Howard try to figure out why Sheldon disappears at 2:45 every afternoon; jealousy arises in Penny and Leonard's relationship.
The Parking Spot Escalation
Sheldon and Wolowitz's fight over a parking spot at the university impacts the whole gang.
The Fish Guts Displacement
When Amy gets sick, Sheldon tries to nurse her back to health; Wolowitz and his father-in-law plan a fishing trip.
The Santa Simulation
During a game, Sheldon revisits Christmas memories; Amy, Penny and Bernadette look for a date for Koothrappali.
The Egg Salad Equivalency
When Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment, he ends up getting Raj, Leonard and Wolowitz in trouble.
The Bakersfield Expedition
As the guys don costumes and go on a road trip to a comic book convention, the ladies decide to stay home and try to interpret a comic book.
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Sheldon faces a crisis of confidence when he is forced to work with his nemesis, Barry Kripke; Raj and Howard buy expensive action figures of themselves.
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
A fight between Sheldon and Leonard impacts Amy and Penny's living arrangements; while Howard is away, Raj helps Mrs. Wolowitz out.
The Tangible Affection Proof
The guys search for a perfect Valentine's Day gift for their significant others; Stuart and Raj host a ``lonely people`` party at the comic book store.
The Monster Isolation
After a bad date, Koothrappali decides to never leave his apartment; Penny's acting skills impress Sheldon.
The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz talk to junior high girls about science-related careers; Raj plans a date with Lucy.
The Closet Reconfiguration
Howard considers whether he should open a letter from his father; Penny and Leonard host a ``grown-up`` cocktail party.
The Tenure Turbulence
The girls get involved when Leonard, Sheldon and Raj compete for tenure at the University.
Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Michael strikes up a friendship with the 5-year-old daughter of his enemy when children visit the office.
Michael's Birthday
Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin employees ice skating to celebrate his birthday; Kevin waits nervously for test results.
Drug Testing
Dwight finds half a joint in the parking lot and launches a full investigation; Michael asks an unusual favor.
Conflict Resolution
Chaos ensues when Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department.
Casino Night
Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse.
Gay Witch Hunt
Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam.
The Convention
Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention in Philadelphia.
The Coup
After Jan busts Michael for having a ``movie Monday,`` Angela pushes Dwight to make a play for Michael's job.
Grief Counseling
Michael tries to help the staff grieve after learning that the former regional manager has died.
Initiation
Dwight takes Ryan on his first sales call, subjecting him to an outrageous series of tests along the way.
Diwali
Michael urges the staff to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights.
Branch Closing
Michael strives to keep the staff's spirit up after learning of the Scranton branch shutting down; people envision how their lives will change.
The Merger
Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged.
Rachel's First Date
Desperate for some time alone with Harriette, Carl encourages Rachel to start dating again.
Straight A's
Eddie's surprise straight-A report card thrills Carl and Harriette.
Mr. Badwrench
Carl and Eddie attempt to install a new shower for Grandma Winslow.
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school; Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend.
A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household; Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.
Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along; Sheldon and Missy invent a game.
A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel; Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.
A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June; Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.
The One Where They're Up All Night
During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.
The One Where Rosita Dies
On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays -- Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal; Ross bought a sports car; Monica got drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.
The One With Joey's New Brain
Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.
The One With the Truth About London
Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.
The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress
Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.
The One With Joey's Award
Joey is overjoyed to be nominated for a ''Soapie'' award; engaged Monica frets when she realizes she will never experience the thrill of a new relationship again; Ross spots Chandler sneaking out of a male strip club.
The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin
Joey auditions for a big role which will require him to appear naked; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's bridal shower; Ross and Monica's attractive cousin visits and stirs the passions of all men who meet her.
The One With Rachel's Big Kiss
A college friend with whom Rachel shared an embarrassing and passionate moment shows up at Central Perk; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo; Joey drives Monica crazy over the wedding schedule.
The One With the Vows
With only four weeks until their wedding, Monica and Chandler try to write their vows; Chandler enlists the boys' help, while Monica does the same with the girls.
The One With Chandler's Dad
Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.
The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding
On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
The Closure Alternative
Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his compulsive need for closure when one of his favorite TV shows is canceled; Raj discovers a secret about Lucy.
The Proton Resurgence
Leonard and Sheldon hire the host (Bob Newhart) of their favorite childhood TV show to perform; Bernadette and Howard run into trouble while dog-sitting for Raj's pet.
The Love Spell Potential
Amy and Sheldon's relationship takes a surprising turn during a game of ``Dungeons & Dragons``; Lucy and Koothrappali have an awkward date.
The Bon Voyage Reaction
When Leonard receives an exciting opportunity to work overseas, Penny and Sheldon are thrown for a loop.
The Hofstadter Insufficiency
Sheldon and Penny share secrets while Leonard is away; Wolowitz helps Raj get over his ex.
The Deception Verification
Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is tested; Wolowitz's relationship with his mom causes a threat to his masculinity.
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The Convict
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.
A Benihana Christmas - Part 1
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
A Benihana Christmas -- Part 2
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
Back From Vacation
Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.
Traveling Salesmen
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
The Return
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
Ben Franklin
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
Phyllis's Wedding
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
Business School
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
Cocktails
Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.
The Negotiation
Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.
Safety Training
Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.
Product Recall
The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.
Tough Love
After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip in the wild will be just what he needs to boost his confidence; Mitchell's plan to teach Cam and Lily each a lesson backfires.
No Small Feet
When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects validation for his contribution; Pam's ex-boyfriend shows up and Mitchell sees this as an opportunity to get Pam out of the house; Luke and Alex find a business opportunity.
He Said, She Shed
Claire's request to build a ``She Shed`` in the backyard is denied by the homeowners association and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why; Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret, which forces him to visit Mitch's therapist.
A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party; George Sr. has male bonding time with Dr. Sturgis.
Pasadena
Sheldon visits the California Institute of Technology for the very first time; Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.
An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism; Mary sets out to find a girl trophy for Missy's end-of-season baseball ceremony; Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.
A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health; Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.
A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors; Missy is torn when she's forced to pitch against her boyfriend at a baseball game.
A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office; Dale and Meemaw go to the casino; Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.
The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding
Ross tries to find Chandler with Phoebe's help; Rachel tries to hinder Monica.
The One After ``I Do``
The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
The One With the Red Sweater
The gals speculate about the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding.
The One Where Rachel Tells ...
The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed; Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
The One With the Videotape
Ross and Rachel argue over how they ended up in bed together weeks earlier, so Ross announces he has the encounter on tape.
The One With Rachel's Date
Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
The One With the Halloween Party
At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiancé and finds that she is attracted to him.
The One With the Stain
Rachel wants to find her own apartment; Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric (Sean Penn) dumps Ursula to date her.
The One With the Stripper
Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party, even though they promised not to have parties; Rachel takes Phoebe along to dinner with Rachel's dad, because she is afraid he will be angry when she tells him she's pregnant.
The One With the Rumor
Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
The One With Monica's Boots
Chandler is aghast when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe discovers that Ross' son attends school with Sting's son.
The One With Ross' Step Forward
Ross' new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards; Rachel eyes Joey as a possible partner.
The Scavenger Vortex
Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang.
The Raiders Minimization
Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.
The Workplace Proximity
Sheldon and Amy's relationship is tested when she takes a job at his university; a fight with Bernadette leaves Howard sleeping on Raj's couch.
The Romance Resonance
Sheldon's latest scientific breakthrough leaves him feeling like a fraud; a romantic gesture between Howard and Bernadette causes Penny to up her game with Leonard.
The Proton Displacement
When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.
The Itchy Brain Simulation
When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.
The Thanksgiving Decoupling
When the gang decides to spend Thanksgiving at Mrs. Wolowitz's house, Sheldon protests; Leonard and Penny deal with an error from her past.
The Discovery Dissipation
Amy and Leonard try to help Sheldon deal with his shame; Raj stays with Bernadette and Howard for a week.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
Last Action Zero
The guys put in shifts while getting trained to work the counter at Playa Bowls.
Women's Appreciation
Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.
Beach Games
Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.
The Job - Part 1
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.
The Job - Part 2
Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.
Fun Run Part 1
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
Fun Run Part 2
A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.
Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 1
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
Dunder Mifflin Infinity Part 2
There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.
Launch Party Part 1
Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.
Launch Party Part 2
Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.
Money Part 1
Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.
Money Part 2
Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.
Local Ad
Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.
Branch Wars
Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm.
Dear Beloved Family
After Phil experiences intense stomach pains, Gloria has to rush him to the hospital for an emergency surgery and rallies the entire family to be by his side.
In Your Head
Luke goes missing after a night out; Haley is desperate to land an interview for a popular lifestyle website.
A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about him; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.
Graduation
After graduating from high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.
Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.
Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets a Ms. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records.
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Joey might declare his love for Rachel, or Phoebe; Rachel breaks a pact with Ross; Chandler becomes mister bubble bath.
The One With the Secret Closet
Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
The One With the Birthing Video
Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).
The One With the Tea Leaves
Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
The One in Massapequa
Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
The One With Joey's Interview
When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
The One With the Baby Shower
During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's (Marlo Thomas) offer to move in to help with the child.
The One With the Cooking Class
A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review; a cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross; Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film.
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby
Rachel goes into labor, enduring endless pain while anxious Ross hovers nearby and her waiting friends wreak havoc in the hospital.
The Cooper Extraction
While Sheldon is in Texas, the rest of the gang realize how much he has changed their lives as they decorate the apartment Christmas tree.
The Hesitation Ramification
As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny.
The Occupation Recalibration
Sheldon must learn how to relax when he is forced to take a vacation; Leonard tries to support Penny when she quits her job; Bernadette needs to replace one of Stuart's comic books.
The Convention Conundrum
Unable to get Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon tries to hold his own convention and ends up spending a wild evening with James Earl Jones; the ladies try to act maturely.
The Locomotive Manipulation
Sheldon and Amy go on a trip to wine country with Howard and Bernadette; Penny and Leonard rush Raj's dog to the vet.
The Table Polarization
When Leonard buys a dining room table, Sheldon re-evaluates the changes in his life; Bernadette is torn when Wolowitz gets the chance to go back to space.
The Friendship Turbulence
Bernadette tries to negotiate peace between Sheldon and Wolowitz; Penny receives an embarrassing offer; Raj wants Amy to write to a woman on his behalf.
The Mommy Observation
Sheldon is faced with a new reality when he visits his mom in Houston; a murder mystery party starts arguments.
The Indecision Amalgamation
Raj struggles with guilt when he dates two women at once; Penny has a chance to play a part in a cheesy movie; Sheldon is torn between two gaming systems.
The Relationship Diremption
Sheldon has a personal crisis when he decides string theory is a waste of his time; a double date ends in embarrassment for Howard.
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Sheldon gives spontaneity a try, which causes unexpected friction for Penny, Bernadette and Amy; Raj asks Howard for help with preparation for a date with Emily.
The Proton Transmogrification
Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) helps Sheldon deal with grief; Leonard gets into a competition with Penny; Bernadette and Amy prepare a ``Star Wars Day`` gift for the guys.
Guest of Dishonor
The Jokers are back pretending to be overnight watchmen who don't know when to call it quits, before rallying bystanders to take their side in an unlawful arrest. But one loser will have to say I do to a punishment that brings out his feminine side.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
A Tight Spot
Subscribe to Survive
The Jokers are back as wacky inventors pitching a whole new line of AI-themed gadgets; they fill out bogus incident reports with unsuspecting deli customers; the loser will be forced to demonstrate mentally absurd and physically grueling apps.
Mind, Body, Swole
The Jokers can't contain the laughs as they answer survey questions for a new snack food and present the world's worst pharmaceutical ads; the loser will work up a sweat in a punishment that's all pain, no gain.
Meat Cute
Attention shoppers; the Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store; tonight's loser must meat his fate in a punishment.
Survivor Man
When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.
The Deposition
Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong.
Dinner Party
Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.
Chair Model
A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses.
Night Out
Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project.
Did I Stutter?
Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.
Job Fair
Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.
Goodbye Toby Part 1
Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.
Brains, Brains and Automobiles
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.
Man in the Moonbounce
Steve must become the man of the house when Stan relives his childhood and ends up in a minimum-security prison.
Written in the Stars
Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing; Mitch and Cam must make things right when they unwittingly ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date.
Spanks for the Memories
When Jay overhears Gloria on the phone talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom; Mitchell and Cam throw a party to rub Mitchell's new job in Cam's friends' faces.
Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.
A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, professor Ericson; Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.
Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
Sheldon and George Sr. have dinner with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.
Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant; Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a business venture.
A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students at college; Georgie gets a pager.
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby
After Rachel gives birth to her baby, she must confront relationship issues around her.
The One Where No One Proposes
Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed; Joey sneaks a peek as Rachel tries unsuccessfully to nurse; Monica and Chandler retire to a supply closet for privacy.
The One Where Emma Cries
Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
The One With the Pediatrician
Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
The One With the Sharks
Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks; Phoebe fears losing her boyfriend.
The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
While Phoebe and Joey wait at a fancy restaurant to celebrate Phoebe's birthday, Rachel is afraid to leave her infant with a babysitter; Monica and Chandler also fail to arrive on time after they fight over Chandler's urge to resume smoking.
The One With the Male Nanny
Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.
The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song
Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
The One With Rachel's Other Sister
Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.
The One With Rachel's Phone Number
Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
The One With Christmas in Tulsa
Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement (Dermot Mulroney) at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
The Gorilla Dissolution
A bad day compels Penny to re-evaluate her choices -- including Leonard; Bernadette and Howard must care for Mrs. Wolowitz; Sheldon gives Raj advice on relationships.
The Status Quo Combustion
Faced with an uncertain future, Sheldon considers a major change; Emily and Raj decide to take things to the next level.
The Locomotion Interruption
Leonard and Amy make an unexpected trip to Arizona to fetch Sheldon; Penny interviews for a job at Bernadette's company; Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz disturbs Howard.
The Junior Professor Solution
When Sheldon must teach a class, Howard decides to take it; Amy takes advantage of the tension between Penny and Bernadette.
The First Pitch Insufficiency
Wolowitz feels nervous when he is asked to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game; Penny and Leonard want to prove Sheldon wrong after he says he and Amy are the better couple.
The Hook-Up Reverberation
Raj's honesty comes back to haunt him when his new girlfriend is unfriendly to Penny; the guys think about becoming part owners in Stuart's store.
The Focus Attenuation
During their weekend in Las Vegas, Bernadette and Amy accuse Penny of being a buzz kill; the guys try to invent the next big thing.
The Expedition Approximation
Raj and Sheldon try to simulate a dark-matter research expedition; after a fight about money, Penny and Leonard turn to Bernadette and Wolowitz for advice.
An ex-UFC fighter ends up working at a rowdy bar in the Florida Keys.
A wrongly convicted parolee (Nicolas Cage) on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking.
An ex-UFC fighter ends up working at a rowdy bar in the Florida Keys.
A wrongly convicted parolee (Nicolas Cage) on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking.
A Tight Spot
Look out! The Jokers hatch horrible revenge schemes on their office bullies, then put one poor contractor through the ringer as they attempt home improvement projects. Later, tonight's loser will be gifted the world's finest douchemobile.
The Endless Esophagus
Sal, Q and Murr kick off another season of antics by getting themselves stuck in a vent system and confusing customers at a bagel shop; our losing Joker will face humiliation in a punishment that's tough to swallow.
A Ruff Day at the Park
The Jokers are causing a scene on the street by throwing their ex's stuff out the window, until they mistakenly throw out something that belongs to them. Then, they'll have to keep a straight face during a snack taste test.
Guest of Dishonor
The Jokers are back pretending to be overnight watchmen who don't know when to call it quits, before rallying bystanders to take their side in an unlawful arrest. But one loser will have to say I do to a punishment that brings out his feminine side.
The One With Phoebe's Rats
Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival (Dermot Mulroney) to her birthday party; Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny (Melissa George); Phoebe and Mike (Paul Rudd) take care of a litter of rats.
The One Where Monica Sings
Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
The One With the Blind Dates
Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates; the ovulating Monica wants to get intimate with Chandler.
The One With the Mugging
Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
The One With the Boob Job
Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan; Phoebe invites Mike (Paul Rudd) to move in with her; Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
The One With the Memorial Service
Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site; Phoebe's resolve not to call ex-boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) weakens.
The One With the Lottery
The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot; Rachel suspects baby Emma is on the verge of saying her first word.
The One With Rachel's Dream
Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey; Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
The One With the Soap Opera Party
Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop ``Days of Our Lives`` party being thrown by Joey.
The One With the Fertility Test
Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic; Ross helps Joey woo the same professor (Aisha Tyler) he wants to date.
A harried patriarch (Steve Martin) faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter's (Kimberly Williams) wedding.
A worrisome family patriarch (Steve Martin) is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife (Diane Keaton) and daughter.
Soon after their blind date goes disastrously wrong, two single parents (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore) and their children end up sharing a suite together at an African resort.
