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Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.
Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.
Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.
Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.
Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.
The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.
Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.
The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.
The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.
Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.
The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.
Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.
A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.
Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.
Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.
Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.
Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
Drew sits down with social media star Alix Earle to talk about her iconic get-ready-with-me videos and her new skincare line.
Andrew McCarthy talks about his book ``Who Needs Friends: An Unscientific Examination of Male Friendship Across America.``
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.
Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.
Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.
Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.
Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.