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Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

2025-05-14 19:35:00 PST - 2025-05-14 20:10:00 PST

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

2025-05-14 20:10:00 PST - 2025-05-14 20:45:00 PST

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

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The Dog

2025-05-14 20:45:00 PST - 2025-05-14 21:20:00 PST

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

2025-05-14 21:20:00 PST - 2025-05-14 21:55:00 PST

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

2025-05-14 21:55:00 PST - 2025-05-14 22:30:00 PST

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

2025-05-14 22:30:00 PST - 2025-05-14 23:05:00 PST

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

The King of Queens

Consummate Professional

2025-05-14 23:05:00 PST - 2025-05-14 23:40:00 PST

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

The King of Queens

Like Hell

2025-05-14 23:40:00 PST - 2025-05-15 00:15:00 PST

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens

Sandwiched Out

2025-05-15 00:15:00 PST - 2025-05-15 00:50:00 PST

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

The King of Queens

Shear Torture

2025-05-15 00:50:00 PST - 2025-05-15 01:25:00 PST

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens

Inn Escapable

2025-05-15 01:25:00 PST - 2025-05-15 02:00:00 PST

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Seinfeld

The Strong Box

2025-05-15 02:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 02:30:00 PST

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld

The Wizard

2025-05-15 02:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 03:00:00 PST

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld

The Burning

2025-05-15 03:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 03:30:00 PST

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Seinfeld

The Bookstore

2025-05-15 03:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 04:00:00 PST

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Burning Love

2025-05-15 04:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 04:30:00 PST

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Mole

2025-05-15 04:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 05:00:00 PST

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

For Love or Money

2025-05-15 05:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 05:30:00 PST

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Dr. Little Man

2025-05-15 05:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 06:00:00 PST

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

How to Fight Fatigue & Brain Fog

2025-05-15 06:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 06:30:00 PST

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2025-05-15 06:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 07:00:00 PST

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The Andy Griffith Show

Emmett's Anniversary

2025-05-15 07:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 07:30:00 PST

Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Wedding

2025-05-15 07:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 08:00:00 PST

Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Sam for Town Council

2025-05-15 08:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 08:30:00 PST

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and Mike

2025-05-15 08:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 09:00:00 PST

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks

2025-05-15 09:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 09:35:00 PST

A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret?

2025-05-15 09:35:00 PST - 2025-05-15 10:10:00 PST

A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

Guerrilla My Dreams

2025-05-15 10:10:00 PST - 2025-05-15 10:45:00 PST

Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.

Bonanza

The Roper

2025-05-15 10:45:00 PST - 2025-05-15 11:50:00 PST

While the Cartwrights are out surveying some of their land, Will is confronted with a problem back at the ranch.

Gunsmoke

The Predators

2025-05-15 11:50:00 PST - 2025-05-15 12:55:00 PST

An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge seeking revenge against a man who betrayed him in a range war.

Gunsmoke

Yankton

2025-05-15 12:55:00 PST - 2025-05-15 14:00:00 PST

An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.

Gunsmoke

Blindman's Bluff

2025-05-15 14:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 15:00:00 PST

A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.

Gunsmoke

Alias Festus Haggin

2025-05-15 15:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 16:00:00 PST

Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Song Festers

2025-05-15 16:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 16:36:00 PST

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Shoplifters

2025-05-15 16:36:00 PST - 2025-05-15 17:12:00 PST

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Vacation

2025-05-15 17:12:00 PST - 2025-05-15 17:48:00 PST

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Saves Gomer

2025-05-15 17:48:00 PST - 2025-05-15 18:24:00 PST

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bargain Day

2025-05-15 18:24:00 PST - 2025-05-15 19:00:00 PST

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

2025-05-15 19:00:00 PST - 2025-05-15 19:35:00 PST

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

2025-05-15 19:35:00 PST - 2025-05-15 20:10:00 PST

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

2025-05-15 20:10:00 PST - 2025-05-15 20:45:00 PST

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

2025-05-15 20:45:00 PST - 2025-05-15 21:20:00 PST

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

2025-05-15 21:20:00 PST - 2025-05-15 21:55:00 PST

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

2025-05-15 21:55:00 PST - 2025-05-15 22:30:00 PST

Ray learns that his parents were separated and would have divorced if he hadn't broken his arm.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

2025-05-15 22:30:00 PST - 2025-05-15 23:05:00 PST

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

The King of Queens

Move Doubt

2025-05-15 23:05:00 PST - 2025-05-15 23:40:00 PST

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens

G'Night, Stalker

2025-05-15 23:40:00 PST - 2025-05-16 00:15:00 PST

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

The King of Queens

Raygin' Bulls

2025-05-16 00:15:00 PST - 2025-05-16 00:50:00 PST

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens

Baker's Doesn't

2025-05-16 00:50:00 PST - 2025-05-16 01:25:00 PST

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

The King of Queens

Fresh Brood

2025-05-16 01:25:00 PST - 2025-05-16 02:00:00 PST

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Seinfeld

The Frogger

2025-05-16 02:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 02:30:00 PST

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in ``the guys`` for George.

Seinfeld

The Maid

2025-05-16 02:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 03:00:00 PST

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

Seinfeld

The Clip Show

2025-05-16 03:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 03:30:00 PST

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld

The Clip Show

2025-05-16 03:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 04:00:00 PST

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Curious Case of Britney B

2025-05-16 04:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 04:40:00 PST

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Nuts

2025-05-16 04:40:00 PST - 2025-05-16 05:20:00 PST

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

2025-05-16 05:20:00 PST - 2025-05-16 06:00:00 PST

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

Mercy Ships

2025-05-16 06:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 06:30:00 PST

Mercy Ship's crew of world class medical volunteers sail across the globe providing lifesaving surgeries to those with nowhere else to turn.

Paid Programming

2025-05-16 06:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 07:00:00 PST

Paid programming.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Girl for Goober

2025-05-16 07:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 07:30:00 PST

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry R.F.D.

2025-05-16 07:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 08:00:00 PST

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Job

2025-05-16 08:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 08:30:00 PST

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Rival

2025-05-16 08:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 09:00:00 PST

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

M*A*S*H

Goodbye Radar

2025-05-16 09:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 09:30:00 PST

Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.

M*A*S*H

Goodbye Radar

2025-05-16 09:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 10:00:00 PST

Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.

M*A*S*H

Period of Adjustment

2025-05-16 10:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 10:30:00 PST

Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.

M*A*S*H

Nurse Doctor

2025-05-16 10:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 11:00:00 PST

Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.

Bonanza

A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay

2025-05-16 11:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 12:00:00 PST

A Chinese mail-order bride (Marlo Thomas) sent by mistake to Hoss spreads dissension among railroad workers and Ponderosa staff.

Gunsmoke

The Wedding

2025-05-16 12:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 13:00:00 PST

A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.

Gunsmoke

The River

2025-05-16 13:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 14:00:00 PST

Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.

Gunsmoke

The River

2025-05-16 14:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 15:00:00 PST

While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.

Gunsmoke

Bohannan

2025-05-16 15:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 16:00:00 PST

Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.

The Andy Griffith Show

Divorce, Mountain Style

2025-05-16 16:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 16:30:00 PST

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Deal Is a Deal

2025-05-16 16:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 17:00:00 PST

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

The Andy Griffith Show

Fun Girls

2025-05-16 17:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 17:30:00 PST

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

The Andy Griffith Show

Return of Malcolm Merriweather

2025-05-16 17:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 18:00:00 PST

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Rumor

2025-05-16 18:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 18:30:00 PST

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

2025-05-16 18:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 19:00:00 PST

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

2025-05-16 19:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 19:30:00 PST

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

2025-05-16 19:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 20:00:00 PST

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

2025-05-16 20:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 20:30:00 PST

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Letter

2025-05-16 20:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 21:00:00 PST

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want for Christmas

2025-05-16 21:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 21:30:00 PST

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Civil Wars

2025-05-16 21:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 22:00:00 PST

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mia Famiglia

2025-05-16 22:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 22:30:00 PST

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Meatballs

2025-05-16 22:30:00 PST - 2025-05-16 23:00:00 PST

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

The King of Queens

Gambling N'Diction

2025-05-16 23:00:00 PST - 2025-05-16 23:30:00 PST

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The King of Queens

Apartment Complex

2025-05-16 23:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 00:00:00 PST

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

The King of Queens

Buggie Nights

2025-05-17 00:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 00:30:00 PST

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

The King of Queens

Knee Jerk

2025-05-17 00:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 01:00:00 PST

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

The King of Queens

Present Tense

2025-05-17 01:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 01:30:00 PST

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

The King of Queens

Sold-Y Locks

2025-05-17 01:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 02:00:00 PST

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

Seinfeld

The Finale

2025-05-17 02:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 02:30:00 PST

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld

The Finale

2025-05-17 02:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 03:00:00 PST

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld

Pilot

2025-05-17 03:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 03:30:00 PST

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Seinfeld

The Stakeout

2025-05-17 03:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 04:00:00 PST

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

I Love Woo, I Hate You

2025-05-17 04:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 04:30:00 PST

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

2025-05-17 04:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 05:00:00 PST

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

2025-05-17 05:00:00 PST - 2025-05-17 05:30:00 PST

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Whale of a Tale

2025-05-17 05:30:00 PST - 2025-05-17 06:00:00 PST

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.