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Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery

2025-04-23 20:10:00 PST - 2025-04-23 20:45:00 PST

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Author

2025-04-23 20:45:00 PST - 2025-04-23 21:20:00 PST

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

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The Walk to the Door

2025-04-23 21:20:00 PST - 2025-04-23 21:55:00 PST

Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl

2025-04-23 21:55:00 PST - 2025-04-23 22:30:00 PST

Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-Laws

2025-04-23 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-23 23:05:00 PST

While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are miserable with each other.

The King of Queens

Hero Worship

2025-04-23 23:05:00 PST - 2025-04-23 23:40:00 PST

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

The King of Queens

Screwed Driver

2025-04-23 23:40:00 PST - 2025-04-24 00:15:00 PST

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

The King of Queens

Lush Life

2025-04-24 00:15:00 PST - 2025-04-24 00:50:00 PST

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

The King of Queens

Bun Dummy

2025-04-24 00:50:00 PST - 2025-04-24 01:25:00 PST

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

The King of Queens

Patrons Ain't

2025-04-24 01:25:00 PST - 2025-04-24 02:00:00 PST

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Seinfeld

The Parking Space

2025-04-24 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 02:30:00 PST

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld

The Keys

2025-04-24 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 03:00:00 PST

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Seinfeld

The Trip

2025-04-24 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 03:30:00 PST

When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

Seinfeld

The Trip

2025-04-24 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 04:00:00 PST

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese

2025-04-24 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 04:30:00 PST

Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Fair to Remember

2025-04-24 04:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 05:00:00 PST

After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Passion of the Christine

2025-04-24 05:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 05:30:00 PST

Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Answer Is Maybe

2025-04-24 05:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 06:00:00 PST

When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.

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2025-04-24 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 06:30:00 PST

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2025-04-24 06:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 07:00:00 PST

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The Andy Griffith Show

A Baby in the House

2025-04-24 07:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 07:30:00 PST

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

The Andy Griffith Show

The County Clerk

2025-04-24 07:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 08:00:00 PST

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Foster Lady

2025-04-24 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 08:30:00 PST

Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober's Replacement

2025-04-24 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 09:00:00 PST

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

M*A*S*H

Fade Out, Fade In

2025-04-24 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 09:35:00 PST

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

M*A*S*H

Fade Out, Fade In

2025-04-24 09:35:00 PST - 2025-04-24 10:10:00 PST

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

M*A*S*H

Fallen Idol

2025-04-24 10:10:00 PST - 2025-04-24 10:45:00 PST

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

Bonanza

Hoss and the Leprechauns

2025-04-24 10:45:00 PST - 2025-04-24 11:50:00 PST

Adam and Little Joe are skeptical when Hoss claims he saw a leprechaun burying a pot of gold on the Ponderosa; guest Sean McClory.

Gunsmoke

The Innocent

2025-04-24 11:50:00 PST - 2025-04-24 12:55:00 PST

A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.

Gunsmoke

Ring of Darkness

2025-04-24 12:55:00 PST - 2025-04-24 14:00:00 PST

A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief.

Gunsmoke

Jake MacGraw

2025-04-24 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 15:00:00 PST

People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon.

Gunsmoke

Roots of Fear

2025-04-24 15:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 16:00:00 PST

A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Guitar Player Returns

2025-04-24 16:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 16:36:00 PST

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bringing Up Opie

2025-04-24 16:36:00 PST - 2025-04-24 17:12:00 PST

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and the Bully

2025-04-24 17:12:00 PST - 2025-04-24 17:48:00 PST

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Replacement

2025-04-24 17:48:00 PST - 2025-04-24 18:24:00 PST

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and the Woman Speeder

2025-04-24 18:24:00 PST - 2025-04-24 19:00:00 PST

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sneeze

2025-04-24 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-24 19:35:00 PST

Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present

2025-04-24 19:35:00 PST - 2025-04-24 20:10:00 PST

Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip.

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You?

2025-04-24 20:10:00 PST - 2025-04-24 20:45:00 PST

Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl

2025-04-24 20:45:00 PST - 2025-04-24 21:20:00 PST

Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal

2025-04-24 21:20:00 PST - 2025-04-24 21:55:00 PST

Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners

2025-04-24 21:55:00 PST - 2025-04-24 22:30:00 PST

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies

2025-04-24 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-24 23:05:00 PST

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

The King of Queens

Eddie Money

2025-04-24 23:05:00 PST - 2025-04-24 23:40:00 PST

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

The King of Queens

Two Thirty

2025-04-24 23:40:00 PST - 2025-04-25 00:15:00 PST

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

The King of Queens

Shrink Wrap

2025-04-25 00:15:00 PST - 2025-04-25 00:50:00 PST

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

The King of Queens

Arthur, Spooner

2025-04-25 00:50:00 PST - 2025-04-25 01:25:00 PST

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

The King of Queens

Window Pain

2025-04-25 01:25:00 PST - 2025-04-25 02:00:00 PST

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Seinfeld

The Pitch

2025-04-25 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 02:30:00 PST

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Seinfeld

The Ticket

2025-04-25 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 03:00:00 PST

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld

The Wallet

2025-04-25 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 03:30:00 PST

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld

The Watch

2025-04-25 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 04:00:00 PST

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Come to Papa Jeff

2025-04-25 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 04:40:00 PST

When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Oh God, Yes

2025-04-25 04:40:00 PST - 2025-04-25 05:20:00 PST

Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Separation Anxiety

2025-04-25 05:20:00 PST - 2025-04-25 06:00:00 PST

Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.

Mercy Ships

2025-04-25 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 06:30:00 PST

Mercy Ship's crew of world class medical volunteers sail across the globe providing lifesaving surgeries to those with nowhere else to turn.

Paid Programming

2025-04-25 06:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 07:00:00 PST

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The Andy Griffith Show

The Battle of Mayberry

2025-04-25 07:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 07:30:00 PST

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Singer in Town

2025-04-25 07:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 08:00:00 PST

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Girlfriend

2025-04-25 08:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 08:30:00 PST

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Lodge

2025-04-25 08:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 09:00:00 PST

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

M*A*S*H

Last Laugh

2025-04-25 09:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 09:30:00 PST

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

M*A*S*H

War of Nerves

2025-04-25 09:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 10:00:00 PST

Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.

M*A*S*H

The Winchester Tapes

2025-04-25 10:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 10:30:00 PST

Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.

M*A*S*H

The Light That Failed

2025-04-25 10:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 11:00:00 PST

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

Bonanza

The Prime of Life

2025-04-25 11:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 12:00:00 PST

Depressed Ben withdraws, feeling responsible for a death that occurred as a result of his successful bidding for a lumber contract.

Gunsmoke

The Sisters

2025-04-25 12:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 13:00:00 PST

A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.

Gunsmoke

The Cage

2025-04-25 13:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 14:00:00 PST

An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.

Gunsmoke

The War Priest

2025-04-25 14:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 15:00:00 PST

Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

Gunsmoke

The Pack Rat

2025-04-25 15:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 16:00:00 PST

A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry Goes Bankrupt

2025-04-25 16:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 16:30:00 PST

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney on the Rebound

2025-04-25 16:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 17:00:00 PST

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Hobo Friend

2025-04-25 17:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 17:30:00 PST

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

The Andy Griffith Show

Crime-Free Mayberry

2025-04-25 17:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 18:00:00 PST

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Perfect Female

2025-04-25 18:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 18:30:00 PST

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

2025-04-25 18:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 19:00:00 PST

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives

2025-04-25 19:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 19:30:00 PST

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac

2025-04-25 19:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 20:00:00 PST

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Canister

2025-04-25 20:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 20:30:00 PST

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth

2025-04-25 20:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 21:00:00 PST

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Let's Fix Robert

2025-04-25 21:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 21:30:00 PST

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Say Uncle

2025-04-25 21:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 22:00:00 PST

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation

2025-04-25 22:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 22:30:00 PST

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints the House

2025-04-25 22:30:00 PST - 2025-04-25 23:00:00 PST

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The King of Queens

Holy Mackerel

2025-04-25 23:00:00 PST - 2025-04-25 23:30:00 PST

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

The King of Queens

Kirbed Enthusiasm

2025-04-25 23:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 00:00:00 PST

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

The King of Queens

Mammary Lane

2025-04-26 00:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 00:30:00 PST

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

The King of Queens

Business Affairs

2025-04-26 00:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 01:00:00 PST

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

The King of Queens

Flame Resistant

2025-04-26 01:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 01:30:00 PST

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

The King of Queens

Flash Photography

2025-04-26 01:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 02:00:00 PST

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Seinfeld

The Bubble Boy

2025-04-26 02:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 02:30:00 PST

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld

The Cheever Letters

2025-04-26 02:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 03:00:00 PST

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld

The Opera

2025-04-26 03:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 03:30:00 PST

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld

The Virgin

2025-04-26 03:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 04:00:00 PST

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Champ

2025-04-26 04:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 04:30:00 PST

Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Playdate With Destiny

2025-04-26 04:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 05:00:00 PST

Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Women 'N Tuition

2025-04-26 05:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 05:30:00 PST

Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Mission: Impossible

2025-04-26 05:30:00 PST - 2025-04-26 06:00:00 PST

Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.

Roseanne

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

2025-04-26 06:00:00 PST - 2025-04-26 06:36:00 PST

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.