The Andy Griffith Show
Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
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Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.
Prodigal Son
Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.
Robert's Rodeo
Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.
The Tenth Anniversary
On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.
Hackidu
Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.
Debra Makes Something Good
Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.
Marie and Frank's New Friends
Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.
Alone Time
Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.
Name Dropper
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
Off-Track ... Bedding
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
Awed Couple
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
Cologne Ranger
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
Domestic Disturbance
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
Pour Judgment
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
Nara Smith
Nara Smith joins Drew in the kitchen and talks about her cookbook, ``Homemade.``
Daisy Edgar Jones
Actress Daisy Edgar Jones (``Sense and Sensibility``).
Opie's First Love
Mary Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party, then throws him over at the last minute.
Howard the Bowler
Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.
A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two ``friends'' along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.
Nurse Doctor
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
Private Finance
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
Mr. & Mrs. Who
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
The Yalu Brick Road
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Goldtown
Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims.
The Mark of Cain
A respected rancher is found to have been a notoriously cruel Civil War commandant.
The Reprisal
Doc Adams' life is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient.
The Long Night
Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam and Louie captive in the Long Branch.
Night Riders
Vengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge and challenge the authority of Festus Haggen.
The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Someone's Cranky
While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior.
Bad Moon Rising
Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness.
Confronting the Attacker
Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing.
Robert's Divorce
The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Italy
Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.
Wallpaper
Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.
Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
Gorilla Warfare
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
Hi, School
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
Deconstructing Carrie
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
Black List
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
Wish Boned
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Halloween IV
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Ladies Choice
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Stand on Your Man
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Of Ice and Men
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
Crime and Punishment
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
War and Peace
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
Lanford Daze
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
Lose a Job, Winnebago
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of ``The Jackie Thomas Show'' when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
It's a Boy!
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
The Little Jerry
George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.
The Money
Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.
The Comeback
Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.
The Van Buren Boys
George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.
The Susie
A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.
The Pothole
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
The English Patient
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
The Nap
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
The Yada Yada
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, ``Yada, yada, yada.``
Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
Reckless Abandonment
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
Nice and Easy
Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.
The Operation
Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.
Second Motherhood
Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.
Adult Education
Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.
The Flu
Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.
Job Hunting
Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.
Blind Ambitions
The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.
Big Daddy
Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.
The Way We Met
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.
End of the Curse
Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.
Ladies of the Evening
The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.
Take Him, He's Mine
Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.
It's a Miserable Life
A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.
Isn't It Romantic
Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.
Meant to Be
Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.
Pet Cemetery
When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.
The Author
Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.
The Walk to the Door
Ray runs into a girl he disrespected when they dated in high school, but he ends up regretting an apology.
Young Girl
Everything goes astray when Robert starts dating a woman half his age.
The Sneeze
Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather.
What Good Are You?
Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes.
Super Bowl
Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion.
Ray's Journal
Ray feels violated after discovering that his mother used to read his private diary when he was a kid.
Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.
Fairies
Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
Humm Vac
Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.
The Millennium
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
The Muffin Tops
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
The Summer of George
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
The Butter Shave
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
The Voice
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
The Serenity Now
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
The Blood
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
The Junk Mail
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
The Merv Griffin Show
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
The Slicer
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
The Betrayal
Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.
The Apology
Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.
The Dealership
Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.
The Reverse Peephole
Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.
Valerie Bertinelli
Valerie Bertinelli hits the headlines with Drew and Ross.
Ethan Hawke
Actor Ethan Hawke (``The Lowdown``).
A New Doctor in Town
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Don't Miss a Good Bet
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
Dinner at Eight
Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house; but he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by three thoughtful friends.
A Visit to Barney Fife
Andy visits Barney at the Raleigh police department and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy.
Life Time
The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
Dear Uncle Abdul
Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.
Captains Outrageous
The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.
Stars and Stripes
B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.
The Intruder
The owner of a farmhouse where Festus and a wounded robber are lodged tries to kill the thief and take the stolen money.
The Good Samaritans
An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon.
The Prisoner
Kitty refuses to turn over to an out-of-town sheriff a man she believes innocent of murder.
Exodus 21:22
An old friend of Matt's (Steve Ihnat) tracks his wife's killers to Dodge City then wants to deal with them in his own way.
The Devil's Outpost
Matt is pursued by the older brother of a stagecoach robber he arrested.
Aunt Bee's Romance
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.
Net Worth
Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.
Let's Fix Robert
The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
Van, Go
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
Ice Cubed
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
Catching Hell
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
Slippery Slope
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
Buy Curious
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
The Cartoon
Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.
The Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.
The Wizard
Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.
The Burning
George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
The Bookstore
Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.
The Frogger
Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in ``the guys`` for George.
Big Daddy's Little Lady
Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.
Family Affair
Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.
Barney Comes to Mayberry
Detective Barney Fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old hometown Mayberry; he goes to the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.
Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.
Yessir, That's My Baby
A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.
Bottle Fatigue
Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.
Heal Thyself
Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.
Stryker
Matt's predecessor is released from prison, and comes seeking revenge against the current marshal.
Coreyville
Matt helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.
Danny
A con-man dying from a heart ailment arrives in Dodge City and helps save Matt's life.
Hawk
A mixed-race Apache Indian reservation policeman tracks a band of renegades to Dodge City. While in the area, he visits his mother, who refuses to acknowledge him due to his race.
A Man Called Smith
An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.
The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
Programming to be announced.
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
Three Wishes for Opie
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
Otis Sues the County
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Pole Lox
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
Vocal Discord
Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.
Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
Like Hell
Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.
Sandwiched Out
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
Shear Torture
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.
The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.
The Clip Show
Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.
The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
The Finale
After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.
Pilot
A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.
Vacation
Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.
Joust Between Friends
While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.
The Statue
Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor is the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.
Helen, the Authoress
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication; Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancée of a celebrity.
Goodbye, Dolly
Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.
Opie's Piano Lesson
Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.
Old Soldiers
When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an ``invasion`` of Koreans.
Morale Victory
Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.
Lend a Hand
Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a ``surprise`` birthday party.
Charlie Noon
A band of Comanches pursues Matt as he crosses the desert with a prisoner.
A Matter of Honor
A man is accused of murder after being found drunk beside a dying man.
The Still
A schoolmarm's crooked relatives begin a moonshining operation in Dodge City.
The Innocent
A family of thieves takes Festus and a woman schoolteacher hostage in Cimarron territory.
Ring of Darkness
A blind girl hampers Newly's attempts to arrest a horse thief.
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
The Rehabilitation of Otis
Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.
The Lucky Letter
Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a ``lucky'' chain letter.
Goober and the Art of Love
Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
Inn Escapable
Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.
Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
G'Night, Stalker
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
Raygin' Bulls
When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.
Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
Gambling N'Diction
Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.
The Stakeout
Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.
The Robbery
Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.
Male Unbonding
Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.
The Stock Tip
George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.
The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.
The Pony Remark
Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.
Love, Rose?
Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.
Sisters
For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.
Howard, the Comedian
Staid county clerk Howard Sprague becomes a comic and performs on a TV amateur hour.
Big Brothers
County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.
Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
Andy is disappointed that Opie chooses someone else as his ``most unforgettable character'' for a school essay.
Goober's Contest
Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest.
Goodbye, Cruel World
Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
Dreams
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
War Co-Respondent
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
Back Pay
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
Jake MacGraw
People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon.
Roots of Fear
A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
The Sisters
A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.
The Cage
An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.
The War Priest
Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Barney runs for sheriff when it seems Andy has found another job.
If I Had a Quarter-Million
Barney stumbles upon a huge sum of money from a bank robbery. Thinking the thief will return to look for his money, Barney decides to go undercover to find and capture him.
TV or Not TV
A TV production team comes to Mayberry with a proposal to do a television show about the town's sheriff department. Andy becomes suspicious when the production team starts taking interest in Mayberry's bank.
Guest in the House
Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.
The Case of the Punch in the Nose
Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.
Opie's Newspaper
Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
Apartment Complex
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
Buggie Nights
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
Knee Jerk
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
The Jacket
Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.
The Phone Message
George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.
The Apartment
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.
The Statue
Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.
The Revenge
George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
The Heart Attack
Hypochondriac George gets advice from a ``holistic`` healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Bahamian Rhapsody
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two ``friends'' along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
Howard the Bowler
Howard, a last-minute substitution on the bowling team, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.
A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bee takes two ``friends'' along when she wins a trip to Mexico.
Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy must cancel a big date with Helen when he has to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, N.C.
April Fools
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
The Best of Enemies
A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.
Letters
Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
Cementing Relationships
An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.
The Pack Rat
A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.
The Judas Gun
The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.
Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.
When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.
The Badge
After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend.
Albert
A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.
The Arrest of the Fun Girls
When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.
The Luck of Newton Monroe
A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.
Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.
Opie and the Carnival
Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.
Banjo-Playing Deputy
A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Four Play
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
Hartford Wailer
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
Fight Schlub
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
Acting Out
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
Mama Cast
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
Affair Trade
Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.
The Deal
Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.
The Baby Shower
Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.
The Chinese Restaurant
Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.
The Busboy
George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.
The Note
Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.
The Truth
George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.
Burning Love
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
Playing With Matches
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
Tooth or Consequences
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
Two Down, One to Go
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
The Mommy's Curse
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Party Politics
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
A Stash From the Past
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
Be My Baby
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Halloween V
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
Homeward Bound
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Guilt by Imagination
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Homecoming
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
The Driver's Seat
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
Suck Up or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
Busted
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
David vs. Goliath
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
The Pen
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.
The Dog
Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.
The Library
The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.
The Parking Garage
Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.
The Cafe
Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.
The Tape
Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.
The Nose Job
Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.
The Stranded
After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.
The Alternate Side
Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Subway
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.
The Pez Dispenser
George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.
The Fix-Up
Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).
The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
The Boyfriend
Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.
The Limo
Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.
The Good Samaritan
Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.
The Letter
After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.
The Parking Space
George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.
The Keys
Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.
The Pitch
Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.
For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Nuts
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
The Stan Who Came to Dinner
Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open-heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.
The Actor
The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.
Before and After
Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.
And Then There Was One
Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.
Bedtime Story
The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.
Forgive Me, Father
Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.
Long Day's Journey Into Marinara
Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.
Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.
Dorothy's Prized Pupil
One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.
Diamond in the Rough
Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.
Son-In-Law Dearest
Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.
To Catch a Neighbor
When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.
A Piece of Cake
Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.
Empty Nests
The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Somebody Hates Raymond
Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
The Trip
When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.
The Trip
While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.
The Ticket
Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.
The Wallet
Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.
The Watch
Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
The Bubble Boy
Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.
The Cheever Letters
Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.
The Opera
A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).
The Virgin
Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.
The Contest
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.
The Airport
Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.
The Movie
Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.
The Visa
Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.
The Shoes
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Four women experience the angst and joys of their golden years together in Miami; lusty Southern belle Blanche, spacey Rose, strong-willed Dorothy and Dorothy's mom Sophia share their lives.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.