Gunsmoke
The Busters
A wild stallion ruins the dreams of two broncobusters intent on trying to raise money for a Montana ranch.
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Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.
Up in Barney's Room
Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.
A Date for Gomer
Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.
Citizen's Arrest
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.
Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.
Say Uncle
Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.
Separation
Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.
Frank Paints the House
Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.
Ally's Birth
The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.
The Angry Family
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
No Roll
Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.
Odd Man Out
Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.
Mama Cast
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
Affair Trade
Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.
Moxie Moron
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
Major Disturbance
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
Ruff Goin'
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
Brace Yourself
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
The Junior Mint
Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.
The Smelly Car
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
The Handicap Spot
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
The Mango
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
Comedy of Errors
Dorothy decides to do something with her life by signing up for a comedy spot at the Comedy Barrel, but Sophia is unimpressed; Blanche is having tax problems, but decides it's nothing that a négligée won't put right.
All That Jazz
Dorothy sends her unemployed son to live with his equally irresponsible father.
Ebb Tide
Blanche renews hostilities with her sister when she travels home to attend her father's funeral.
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.
Kaley Cuoco; Valerie Bertinelli
Kaley Cuoco tells Drew about her miniseries ``Vanished.``
Kaley Cuoco; Jack Whitehall
Kaley Cuoco takes on Drew in a round of ping-pong; Jack Whitehall tells Drew about starring alongside Keke Palmer in new murder comedy ``The 'Burbs.``
Sam for Town Council
Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.
Opie and Mike
Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.
A Girl for Goober
Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.
Mayberry R.F.D.
Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.
Bottoms Up
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
The Red/White Blues
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
Bless You, Hawkeye
Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
Blood Brothers
Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
Manolo
A Basque youth (Robert Urich) is shunned for refusing to prove his manhood by fighting his father (Nehemiah Persoff).
Snap Decision
Matt resigns after he is forced to kill a prisoner who was trying to save the marshal's life.
The Goldtakers
A gang of thieves commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop to divide a stolen bar of gold.
The Jailer
A woman (Bette Davis) imprisons Matt and Kitty while planning to kill the marshal to avenge her husband's hanging.
The Mission
Matt is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary.
Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.
Andy and Opie's Pal
Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.
Aunt Bee the Crusader
Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.
Barney's Sidecar
Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.
My Fair Ernest T. Bass
A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.
Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.
Ray's Ring
Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.
Marie's Sculpture
Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.
Frank Goes Downstairs
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Jealous Robert
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
It's Supposed to Be Fun
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Older Women
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Raybert
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
Home Cheapo
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
Offensive Fowl
Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
Mild Bunch
Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.
Manhattan Project
Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.
Single Spaced
Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.
Pilot
In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.
The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Pilot
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
The Glasses
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
The Puffy Shirt
Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
House
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
Burning Down the House
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
The Happy Couple
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
Valerie Bertinelli: Fast & Frugal Meals
Valerie Bertinelli shares fast and frugal meals that anyone can make at home.
Will Taylor; Danny Seo; One Hour Design Tips
Interior design expert Will Taylor shares his best suggestions and tricks; Danny Seo shows Drew how to upcycle delivery containers.
Opie's Job
Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.
Andy's Rival
Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.
The Bazaar
Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.
Aunt Bee, the Swinger
Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.
The Foresight Saga
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
The Life You Save
Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
That's Show Biz
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
That's Show Biz
The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.
The Good People
A respected rancher and his son hang an innocent man and allow a bounty hunter to stand trial for the murder.
Gunfighter, R.I.P.
A gunfighter hired to murder Matt Dillion gets wounded while trying to save the life of an elderly Chinese man.
The Wrong Man
Matt and Festus lend money to a strapped farmer, then he loses it in a poker game.
Whispering Tree
After eight years in prison for robbery, a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen money.
The Well
A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry.
Hot Rod Otis
Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.
The Song Festers
Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.
The Shoplifters
Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.
Andy's Vacation
Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.
Andy Saves Gomer
Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.
Bargain Day
Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.
The Kicker
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Season's Greetings
A Christmas letter from Marie and Debra causes a family tiff.
Tissues
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Snow Day
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Cookies
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Lucky Suit
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
The Skit
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
China Syndrome
Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.
Fat City
Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.
Cello, Goodbye
Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.
Richie's Song
Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.
Paternal Affairs
Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
The Lip Reader
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
White Like Me
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
Snakes on a Date
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
Her Boyfriend's Back
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
Troubles With the Rubbles
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
Second Time Around
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
Dances With Darlene
Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.
Scenes From a Barbecue
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
Take My Bike, Please
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
Darlene Fades to Black
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
Vegas
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
Vegas, Vegas
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
Thanksgiving 1991
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Santa Claus
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
The Barber
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
The Masseuse
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
The Cigar-Store Indian
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
The Conversion
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
The Stall
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
The Dinner Party
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
The Marine Biologist
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
The Pie
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
The Stand-In
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
The Wife
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
The Raincoats
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
The Raincoats
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
Head First
Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.
The Rock
Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.
Educating Doug
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.
Road Rayge
Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
So You Think You Can Date
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
Self-Esteem Tempura
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
Rage Against the Christine
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
Unidentified Funk
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
Reckless Abandonment
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Too Close for Christine
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
Mary Has a Little Lamb
The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.
Great Expectations
Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.
Triple Play
Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.
Clinton Avenue Memoirs
Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.
Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.
An Illegitimate Concern
A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.
72 Hours
Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.
Twice in a Lifetime
Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.
Sisters and Other Strangers
Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.
Cheaters
Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.
The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.
All Bets Are Off
Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 1
An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together.
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 2
The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president.
Blanche Delivers
Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth.
The Breakup Tape
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Talk to Your Daughter
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
A Vote for Debra
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
Call Me Mom
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Mother's Day
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
The Bigger Person
Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.
The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The First Six Years
Celebrity fans including Ron Howard, Larry King, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart, Martin Short, Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Voight discuss the series.
The Cult
The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.
Counseling
An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.
Homework
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Pet the Bunny
Raymond writes a sample eulogy for Frank that ends up in the wrong hands.
The Fire
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
The Hamptons
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
The Opposite
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``
The Chaperone
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
The Big Salad
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
The Pledge Drive
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
The Chinese Woman
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
The Couch
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
The Gymnast
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
The Soup
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
The Mom and Pop Store
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
The Secretary
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
A Change of Heart/Pants
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
Hair
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
John Early and Kate Berlant
John Early and Kate Berlant tell Drew about doing comedy together and their new film ``Maddie's Secret.``
Earth Day Cooking
Drew is celebrating Earth Day with some eco-conscious cooking and a special giveaway.
A Warning From Warren
Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.
Off to Hollywood
The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.
Taylors in Hollywood
The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.
The Hollywood Party
Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.
Identity Crisis
The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
Rumor at the Top
When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye
Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.
Wheelers and Dealers
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
Stage Stop
Doc Adams defends a gold shipment during a stagecoach ambush, and later at a way station.
The Newcomers
A Scandinavian emigrant and his teenage son encounter the Wild West when they arrive to settle in Dodge City.
Quaker Girl
The identities of a criminal and a deputy marshal are confused when Quakers rescue the pair from a fight.
Moonstone
A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend and his brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past.
Champion of the World
Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City.
Divorce, Mountain Style
Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.
A Deal Is a Deal
Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.
Fun Girls
Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.
Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.
The Rumor
Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt
Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.
Who Am I?
Ray starts to think he's having an identity crisis since he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
Robert Needs Money
Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.
The Sigh
Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.
The Annoying Kid
Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.
She's the One
Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``
Marie's Vision
The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.
The Thought That Counts
Debra wonders why Ray does not put the same effort into finding thoughtful gifts for her as he does for Marie.
Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.
Supermarket Story
Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.
Noel Cowards
Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.
Fixer Upper
Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.
Best Man
Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.
Dog Days
A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.
Crappy Birthday
Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.
The Race
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
The Switch
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
The Scofflaw
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
Once, in St. Olaf
Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital.
If at Last You Do Succeed
Stan interests Dorothy in re-establishing a relationship; Rose makes an ill-advised sale.
Snap Out of It
Dorothy tries to bring a reclusive aging hippie out of his shell.
Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy
Blanche's childhood nanny pays a visit; Sophia's matchmaking irks Dorothy.
Charlotte Tilbury; Chris Appleton
Charlotte Tilbury shares makeup suggestions and tells Drew about hot new trends; Charlotte and Chris Appleton give glow-up advice.
Glen Powell; Emilia Jones
Glen Powell and Emilia Jones (movie ``The Running Man``).
Aunt Bee on TV
Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.
The Cannon
Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.
A Man's Best Friend
Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
Aunt Bee Takes a Job
Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.
Communication Breakdown
Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
Snap Judgement
Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.
Snappier Judgement
Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
The Hanging
Matt and his deputies are tasked with the hanging of a ruthless gunman.
Saturday Night
A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon.
Mad Dog
Festus is mistaken for a gunman and offered $3,000 to fight the sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing.
Muley
A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.
Mail Drop
A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.
Back to Nature
Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.
Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.
Opie Loves Helen
Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.
Barney's Physical
Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.
Family Visit
Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.
Just a Formality
Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.
The Disciplinarian
Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.
Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.
Meeting the Parents
Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.
The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.
Sleepover at Peggy's
When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.
Who's Next
Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.
S'ain't Valentine's
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
Court Date
Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.
White Collar
Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.
Rayny Day
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
Train Wreck
Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.
Hungry Man
Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant ``drinks-only`` cocktail party.
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
Highlights of a Hundred
Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.
The Kiss Hello
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
The Doorman
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
Feelings
Dorothy receives pressure because she refuses to give a passing grade to the school football star.
Zborn Again
Dorothy does not pay heed to Sophia's advice about the rekindled romance with Stan.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Sophia wants to join a convent, but finds the rules too strict; Blanche is in an accident.
Mrs. George Devereaux
Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.
Gabby Windey
Gabby Windey joins Drew and Sunny Anderson to hit the headlines and tell them about hosting reality show ``Love Overboard.``
Zendaya
Drew chats with Zendaya about her movie ``The Drama.``
The Church Organ
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.
Girl Shy
Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
Malcolm at the Crossroads
Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.
Otis, the Artist
Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.
'Twas the Day After Christmas
Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.
Follies of the Living, Concerns of the Dead
Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.
The Birthday Girls
An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.
Old Friend
An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.
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The Favor
Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.
Fandango
Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.
The Returning
An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.
The Lure
Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.
The Education of Ernest T. Bass
Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.
Aunt Bee's Romance
Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.
Barney's Bloodhound
Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.
Man in the Middle
Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.
Barney's Uniform
Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.
The Shower
Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.
Baggage
Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.
The Bachelor Party
Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.
Robert's Wedding
Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.
Fun with Debra
Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.
Thank You Notes
Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.
Time Share
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
Where's Poppa?
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
Art House
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
Maybe Baby
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
Queasy Rider
Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.
Female Problems
Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.
The Jimmy
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
The Doodle
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
The Fusilli Jerry
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
The Diplomats Club
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Sophia becomes a sexy seductress to lure Tony into bed; Rose promises celibacy.
Stand by Your Man
The unexpected happens when Blanche tries to break up with her disabled boyfriend.
Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy tries to mend the rift between her mother and recently widowed sister-in-law, Brenda, at her brother's funeral.
The Bloom Is Off the Rose
Miles feels he is competing with Rose's late husband; Blanche is mistreated by an old flame.
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling joins Drew to chat about his movie ``Project Hail Mary.``
Ryan Gosling; Sandra Huller; Lionel Boyce
The cast and directors of ``Project Hail Mary`` -- Ryan Gosling, Sandra Hüller, Lionel Boyce, James Ortiz, Phil Lord and Chris Miller -- tell Drew all about the film.
The Return of Barney Fife
Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.
The Legend of Barney Fife
Barney is shamed into displaying his ``legendary'' courage by going after an escaped convict.
Lost and Found
Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.
Wyatt Earp Rides Again
An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.
Blood and Guts
A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
A Holy Mess
A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
The Tooth Shall Set You Free
It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.
Pressure Points
Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.
Noose of Gold
An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.
Mistaken Identity
A fugitive assumes the identity of a man he believes has died from the bite of a rattlesnake.
Ladies From St. Louis
Five nuns are reluctant to turn in a wounded outlaw because he saved their lives.
Tiger by the Tail
A lovesick, penniless transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career, boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.
Tiger by the Tail
Matt pursues an outlaw gang blowing up safes with nitroglycerin.
Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.
Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor
Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.
The Pageant
Aunt Bee gets the leading role in Mayberry's Centennial Pageant when Clara is suddenly called out of town. However, Aunt Bee is a terrible actress, causing her to get kicked out at her first rehearsal.
The Darling Baby
The Darling family returns to Mayberry to look for a husband for Charlene's newborn daughter. Things get complicated when they choose Opie and refuse to take no for an answer.
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen take a day off to go on a picnic, but are constantly interrupted by Barney, Goober and other people.
Three Wishes for Opie
Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.
Home From School
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Misery Loves Company
After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.
The Contractor
Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.
Peter on the Couch
When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.
Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.
The Surprise Party
Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.
The Bird
The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.
Assaulted Nuts
After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.
Parent Trapped
Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.
Tube Stakes
Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.
Doug Out
Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.
Get Away
Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.
Dire Strayts
Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.
The Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
The Understudy
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
The Engagement
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
The Postponement
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
He Ain't Heavy
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
The Old Maid of Honor
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
Love: A Cautionary Tale
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Bahamian Rhapsody
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston talks about coming back for the ``Malcolm in the Middle`` reboot, his daughter starring in ``The Pitt,`` and some of his most iconic roles over the years.
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad tells Drew about reuniting with former castmates for the ``Laguna Beach`` 20th anniversary reunion special.
Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.
Look Paw, I'm Dancing
Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.
The Gypsies
Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.
Eat Your Heart Out
Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.
Where There's a Will, There's a War
While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.
Promotion Commotion
The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.
Heroes
A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.
Sons and Bowlers
Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.
The Wreckers
Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
Cattle Barons
Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
The Prodigal
Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before.
Vengeance
A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen.
Vengeance
Matt goes after Bob Johnson who is planning to kill Parker to avenge the death of his friends.
Otis Sues the County
Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees.
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy.
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office.
The Rehabilitation of Otis
Otis rides into town on a cow under the impression that it's a horse.
The Lucky Letter
Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents occur after he fails to continue a ``lucky'' chain letter.
Goober and the Art of Love
Andy and Barney hope they will have some privacy with their girlfriends after Goober finds a girl of his own.
Jazz Records
After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.
Debra at the Lodge
Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.
Slave
Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.
Whose Side Are You On?
Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.
Lateness
Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.
Party Dress
Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.
Security
Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.
I, Candy
Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.
Roamin' Holiday
Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.
Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.
Net Prophets
Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.
Party Favor
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
Block Buster
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
The Maestro
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
The Wink
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
The Hot Tub
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
The Soup Nazi
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Burning Love
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
The Mole
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
For Love or Money
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
Dr. Little Man
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
Bingo
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
The Bowling Show
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
The Back Story
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Less Is More
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
This Old House
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
The Commercial Show
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Therapy
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
Lies
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
Deliverance
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Secrets
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Don't Make Me Over
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Aliens
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Terms of Estrangement
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Terms of Estrangement
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
The Dark Ages
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Mommy Nearest
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Pretty in Black
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
The Secret Code
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The Pool Guy
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
The Sponge
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
The Gum
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
The Rye
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
The Caddy
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
The Seven
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Cadillac
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
The Shower Head
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
The Doll
George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.
The Friars Club
Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.
Frozen Pop
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
Fair Game
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
Meet By-Product
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
The Curious Case of Britney B
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Nuts
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
A Whale of a Tale
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Truth or Dare
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Sweet Charity
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
Subway, Somehow
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
Up in the Airport
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
Revenge Makeover
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Sister of the Bride
Blanche's brother Clayton arrives from Atlanta with his boyfriend, Doug; Blanche claims to have accepted Clay's sexual orientation, but actually witnessing his lifestyle throws her a curve.
Miles to Go
When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.
There Goes the Bride: Part 1
When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.
There Goes the Bride: Part 2
While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.
Older and Wiser
Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.
Melodrama
Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.
Even Grandmas Get the Blues
Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.
Witness
A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.
What a Difference a Date Makes
Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.
Love for Sale
Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 1
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home: Part 2
Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.
Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
The ladies must take the stage in the school play when Dorothy's first-graders come down with the measles.
Hey, Look Me Over
An old photo shows Blanche with Charlie; Sophia has a hearing test.
The Case of the Libertine Belle
Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.
The Ingrate
Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.
Crazy Chin
Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.
The Nice Talk
While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.
Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.
The Model
A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.
The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.
Golf for It
Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.
The Home
One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.
Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.
Angry Sex
Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.
P.T. & A
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Ally's F
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.
Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.
The Wig Master
George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.
The Calzone
George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.
The Bottle Deposit
Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.
The Bottle Deposit
Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.
The Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.
The Invitations
George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.
The Foundation
George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.
The Soul Mate
George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.
The Bizarro Jerry
Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.
The Little Kicks
Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.
The Package
Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.
The Fatigues
The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.
I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
Scream
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Picture This
Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
That Darn Kid
While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
Hey, Look Me Over
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
Trick or Treatment
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
A Hat
A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.
Hard Luck Henry
``Hard-Luck`` Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his ``smart`` cousin Festus.
Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
The Pillagers
Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.
Prairie Wolfer
Festus, left in charge of Matt's office, gets into trouble with two hunters.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Debra's Parents
All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.
A Job for Robert
Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.
A Date for Peter
Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.
Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.
The Faux Pas
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Tasteless Frank
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
The Power of No
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Surprise Artie
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
Wild Cards
Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.
Big Dougie
Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.
Soft Touch
Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.
Restaurant Row
Carrie bars Doug from eating at his favorite Italian restaurant, but he goes back for lunch and bites off more than he can chew.
Flower Power
Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.
The Checks
Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.
The Chicken Roaster
Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.
The Abstinence
George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.
The Andrea Doria
George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.
Beauty and the Beast
While on a wheelchair, Sophia manipulates a nurse; Blanche is a stage grandmother.
That's for Me to Know
Blanche discovers she has exceeded the legal number of tenants she is allowed; Dorothy discovers Sophia's first marriage.
Where's Charlie?
Rose thinks her late husband is using inanimate objects to communicate with her from beyond the grave.
Mother Load
Blanche's date still lives with his mother; Stan wants Dorothy and Sophia to attend therapy with him.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Foreign Affairs
Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.
The Joker Is Wild
B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
Who Knew?
A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
Stranger in Town
A professional gunfighter is hired to kill a businessman who is also courting the gunman's former wife.
Death Train
Fear pervades Dodge City when a private railroad coach containing a victim of spotted fever is quarantined.
Rope Fever
Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber.
Wonder
A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant.
Baker's Dozen
Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from going to an orphanage.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.
Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.