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Roseanne

Two Down, One to Go

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Roseanne

The Mommy's Curse

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Roseanne

Party Politics

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Roseanne

A Stash From the Past

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Roseanne

Be My Baby

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne

Homeward Bound

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Roseanne

Guilt by Imagination

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Roseanne

Homecoming

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.

Roseanne

The Driver's Seat

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Roseanne

Suck Up or Shut Up

Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.

Roseanne

Busted

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne

David vs. Goliath

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Roseanne

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Seinfeld

The Pen

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

Seinfeld

The Dog

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

Seinfeld

The Library

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Seinfeld

The Parking Garage

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Seinfeld

The Cafe

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Seinfeld

The Tape

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Seinfeld

The Nose Job

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

Seinfeld

The Stranded

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Seinfeld

The Alternate Side

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Seinfeld

The Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

Seinfeld

The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld

The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Seinfeld

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld

The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld

The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Seinfeld

The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Seinfeld

The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

For Love or Money

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Dr. Little Man

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Curious Case of Britney B

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

The Golden Girls

The Stan Who Came to Dinner

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open-heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.

The Golden Girls

The Actor

The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.

The Golden Girls

Before and After

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.

The Golden Girls

And Then There Was One

Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.

The Golden Girls

Bedtime Story

The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared.

The Golden Girls

Forgive Me, Father

Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest.

The Golden Girls

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable.

The Golden Girls

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

The Golden Girls

Dorothy's Prized Pupil

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

The Golden Girls

Diamond in the Rough

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

The Golden Girls

Son-In-Law Dearest

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

The Golden Girls

To Catch a Neighbor

When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.

The Golden Girls

A Piece of Cake

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The Golden Girls

Empty Nests

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Needs Money

Ray and Debra are flummoxed when a cash-strapped Robert accepts $1,000 from them and then wants to high-tail it to Vegas.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Sigh

Ray gives Debra exclusive use of their bathroom, then realizes he made a big mistake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Annoying Kid

Raymond encounters problems with the young son of a befriended couple.

Everybody Loves Raymond

She's the One

Robert fears his family will ruin his developing relationship with ``the perfect woman.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Vision

The men are afraid to spoil Thanksgiving Day dinner by telling Marie she needs eyeglasses.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Grandpa Steals

Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Somebody Hates Raymond

Raymond learns that a local sports radio broadcaster dislikes him after Ray offers to be on his show.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Just a Formality

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Disciplinarian

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sweet Charity

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meeting the Parents

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Plan

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Seinfeld

The Trip

When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

Seinfeld

The Trip

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Seinfeld

The Ticket

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld

The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Seinfeld

The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld

The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld

The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld

The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld

The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld

The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld

The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld

The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld

The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld

The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

The Drew Barrymore Show

B.J. Novak

B.J. Novak tells Drew about writing his new children's book, ``The Little Book With No Pictures.``

The Drew Barrymore Show

Ali G

Ali G sits down with Drew to talk about his new movie ``Ali G: Who Iz I?``

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie Steps Up in Class

Andy sends Opie to an exclusive camp for boys, where he makes a wealthy friend.

The Andy Griffith Show

Howard's Main Event

Millie's former boyfriend threatens to beat up Howard if the two don't break up.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee the Juror

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

The Andy Griffith Show

Tape Recorder

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

M*A*S*H

Father's Day

Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.

M*A*S*H

A War for All Seasons

New Year's Day 1951: a year in the life of the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

Your Retention, Please

Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.

M*A*S*H

Tell It to the Marines

Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.

Gunsmoke

Kiowa

The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.

Gunsmoke

Celia

Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner.

Gunsmoke

Morgan

A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.

Gunsmoke

The Thieves

Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while.

Gunsmoke

Hackett

A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner who deserted him.

The Andy Griffith Show

The New Housekeeper

The Taylor's housekeeper leaves and is replaced by Aunt Bee. However, Opie disapproves of her and wants to fire her.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Manhunt

Andy, Mayberry's sheriff, and his deputy Barney offer to help track down an escaped criminal when the state police comes to town.

The Andy Griffith Show

Guitar Player

With a dance band in an adjacent cell, a hometown guitar player auditions from jail.

The Andy Griffith Show

Ellie Comes to Town

Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.

The Andy Griffith Show

Irresistible Andy

Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.

The Andy Griffith Show

Runaway Kid

Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Baggage

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bachelor Party

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fun with Debra

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Thank You Notes

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

The King of Queens

Moxie Moron

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

The King of Queens

Major Disturbance

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

The King of Queens

Ruff Goin'

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

The King of Queens

Brace Yourself

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

The King of Queens

Home Cheapo

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Seinfeld

The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Seinfeld

The Old Man

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Seinfeld

The Implant

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Seinfeld

The Junior Mint

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld

The Smelly Car

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Seinfeld

The Handicap Spot

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

The Golden Girls

Old Friends

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

The Golden Girls

One for the Money

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Group

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee and the Lecturer

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Investment

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

The Andy Griffith Show

Howard and Millie

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

M*A*S*H

Taking the Fifth

With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.

M*A*S*H

Operation Friendship

Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.

M*A*S*H

No Sweat

The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.

Gunsmoke

Chato

Matt pursues his friend's killer (Ricardo Montalbán), a renegade Indian, high into the mountains of New Mexico.

Gunsmoke

The Noose

A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area.

Gunsmoke

Stark

A rancher's son escapes prison, and the bounty hunter who captures him tries to blackmail the boy's family.

Gunsmoke

Sam McTavish, M.D.

Doc Adams feels threatened when a woman doctor (Vera Miles) arrives in Dodge City to be his replacement.

Gunsmoke

Gentry's Law

A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Matt for a crime they have committed.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy the Matchmaker

Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Charity

Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Feud Is a Feud

Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.

The Andy Griffith Show

Ellie for Council

Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.

The Andy Griffith Show

Christmas Story

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Home From School

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Misery Loves Company

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Contractor

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter on the Couch

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Liars

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Surprise Party

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bird

The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.

The King of Queens

Offensive Fowl

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

The King of Queens

Mild Bunch

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

The King of Queens

Manhattan Project

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

The King of Queens

Single Spaced

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

The King of Queens

China Syndrome

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

The King of Queens

China Syndrome

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

Seinfeld

The Glasses

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Seinfeld

The Puffy Shirt

Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Seinfeld

The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

The Golden Girls

Bringing Up Baby

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

The Golden Girls

The Housekeeper

Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Cousin

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

The Andy Griffith Show

Suppose Andy Gets Sick

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

The Andy Griffith Show

Howard's New Life

Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober the Executive

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

M*A*S*H

Depressing News

Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter

Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced

B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.

Gunsmoke

Snow Train

Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.

Gunsmoke

Snow Train

Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.

Gunsmoke

Luke

A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.

Gunsmoke

The Gun

A man becomes the victim of a reporter's publicity buildup after killing a notorious gunfighter in self-defense.

Gunsmoke

Noonday Devil

Pursued by Marshal Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest -- his twin brother.

The Andy Griffith Show

Stranger in Town

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry Goes Hollywood

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Horse Trader

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

The Andy Griffith Show

Those Gossipin' Men

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Beauty Contest

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra at the Lodge

Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Slave

Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Whose Side Are You On?

Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Security

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ingrate

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

The King of Queens

Pilot

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

The King of Queens

Fat City

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

The King of Queens

Cello, Goodbye

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

The King of Queens

Richie's Song

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

The King of Queens

Paternal Affairs

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

The King of Queens

Head First

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Seinfeld

The Bris

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Seinfeld

The Lip Reader

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Seinfeld

The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

Seinfeld

The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld

The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld

The Cigar-Store Indian

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

The Golden Girls

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.

The Golden Girls

Letter to Gorbachev

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

The Mayberry Chef

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

The Andy Griffith Show

Emmett's Brother-in-Law

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Drugstore Job

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Church Benefactors

A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up

Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.

M*A*S*H

The Red/White Blues

Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye

Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers

Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.

Gunsmoke

The Witness

A killer's relatives hold members of a family hostage so they can't testify.

Gunsmoke

The Scavengers

To save his own life, a man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

Gunsmoke

McCabe

An outlaw grabs a hostage while Matt is trying to arrest him and forces Matt to work out a deal.

Gunsmoke

Sergeant Holly

An Army sergeant (Forrest Tucker) is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

Gunsmoke

Jenny

Newly gets himself in legal trouble when he releases a dangerous outlaw (Steve Ihnat) who wants to visit his daughter.

The Andy Griffith Show

Alcohol and Old Lace

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy, the Marriage Counselor

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry on Record

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Saves Barney's Morale

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and the Gentleman Crook

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

The Andy Griffith Show

Cyrano Andy

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Mentor

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf for It

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

The King of Queens

The Rock

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

The King of Queens

Educating Doug

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

The King of Queens

Road Rayge

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

The King of Queens

Fixer Upper

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

The King of Queens

Best Man

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

The King of Queens

Dog Days

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Seinfeld

The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld

The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld

The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld

The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld

The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld

The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Sweet Charity

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Subway, Somehow

Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney Hosts a Summit Meeting

Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober Goes to the Auto Show

Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Big Moment

Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.

The Andy Griffith Show

Helen's Past

Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga

A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.

M*A*S*H

Trick or Treatment

Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients; guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz

The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz

The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.

Gunsmoke

Captain Sligo

A middle-aged sea captain (Richard Basehart) gives up the nautical life and decides to settle in Dodge City.

Gunsmoke

Mirage

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

Gunsmoke

Tycoon

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

Gunsmoke

Jaekel

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

Gunsmoke

Murdoch

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

The Andy Griffith Show

Cyrano Andy

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and Opie, Housekeepers

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

The Andy Griffith Show

The New Doctor

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Plaque for Mayberry

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Haunted House

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

The Andy Griffith Show

Three Wishes for Opie

Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Sex

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

P.T. & A

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's F

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boys' Therapy

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Job for Robert

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Halloween Candy

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.``

The King of Queens

Ticker Treat

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

The King of Queens

Crappy Birthday

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

The King of Queens

S'ain't Valentine's

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

The King of Queens

Court Date

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

The King of Queens

White Collar

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

The King of Queens

Rayny Day

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Seinfeld

The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld

The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld

The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld

The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Up in the Airport

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Revenge Makeover

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Roseanne

Halloween IV

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Roseanne

Halloween V

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Roseanne

Skeleton in the Closet

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

Satan, Darling

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Roseanne

BOO!

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Roseanne

Trick or Treat

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

Seinfeld

The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld

The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld

The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld

The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld

The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld

The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld

The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld

The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld

The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld

The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld

The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld

The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld

The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld

The Doorman

Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.

Seinfeld

The Jimmy

Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.

Seinfeld

The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

To Be Announced

Programming to be announced.

Seinfeld

The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

The New Adventures of Old Christine

I Love What You Do for Me

When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Scream

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Get Smarter

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Pilot

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Supertramp

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Open Water

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

I'll Show You Mine

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Other F Word

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Long Day's Journey Into Stan

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

The Golden Girls

Strange Bedfellows

A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.

The Golden Girls

Brotherly Love

Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.

The Golden Girls

A Visit From Little Sven

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

The Golden Girls

The Audit

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.

The Golden Girls

Three on a Couch

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

The Golden Girls

Charlie's Buddy

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

The Golden Girls

The Artist

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

The Golden Girls

Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

The Golden Girls

Dorothy's New Friend

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

The Golden Girls

Grab That Dough

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

The Golden Girls

My Brother, My Father

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

The Golden Girls

Golden Moments: Part 1

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Golden Girls

Golden Moments: Part 2

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Golden Girls

And Ma Makes Three

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Seinfeld

The Engagement

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Seinfeld

The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld

The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Seinfeld

The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Seinfeld

The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Seinfeld

The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Seinfeld

The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Seinfeld

The Pool Guy

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Seinfeld

The Sponge

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Seinfeld

The Gum

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Seinfeld

The Rye

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Seinfeld

The Caddy

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Seinfeld

The Seven

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Seinfeld

The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Emmett's Anniversary

Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Wedding

Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Sam for Town Council

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and Mike

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis

The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.

M*A*S*H

Rumor at the Top

When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.

M*A*S*H

Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye

Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.

Gunsmoke

Cleavus

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

Gunsmoke

Lavery

A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.

Gunsmoke

Pike

The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

Gunsmoke

Pike

The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

Gunsmoke

The Lost

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Inspector

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

The Andy Griffith Show

Ellie Saves a Female

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Forecloses

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Quiet Sam

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney Gets His Man

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Guitar Player Returns

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

The King of Queens

Train Wreck

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

The King of Queens

Hungry Man

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant ``drinks-only`` cocktail party.

The King of Queens

Time Share

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

The King of Queens

Where's Poppa?

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

The King of Queens

Art House

Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.

Seinfeld

The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld

The Cadillac

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Seinfeld

The Shower Head

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.

Seinfeld

The Doll

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Seinfeld

The Friars Club

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

Seinfeld

The Wig Master

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for ``Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.``.

The Golden Girls

Larceny and Old Lace

Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

The Golden Girls

Rose's Big Adventure

Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Girl for Goober

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry R.F.D.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Job

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Rival

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

M*A*S*H

Wheelers and Dealers

Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown

Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.

M*A*S*H

Follies of the Living, Concerns of the Dead

Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.

Gunsmoke

Phoenix

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Gunsmoke

Waste

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Gunsmoke

Waste

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

Gunsmoke

New Doctor in Town

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Gunsmoke

The Legend

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bringing Up Opie

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and the Bully

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Replacement

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and the Woman Speeder

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mayberry Goes Bankrupt

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

The King of Queens

Maybe Baby

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

The King of Queens

Queasy Rider

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

The King of Queens

Female Problems

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends, but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

The King of Queens

Assaulted Nuts

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

The King of Queens

Parent Trapped

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

The King of Queens

Tube Stakes

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Seinfeld

The Calzone

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Seinfeld

The Bottle Deposit

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Seinfeld

The Bottle Deposit

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Seinfeld

The Wait Out

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Seinfeld

The Invitations

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

Seinfeld

The Foundation

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancee, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

The Golden Girls

Mister Terrific

Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

The Golden Girls

Mother's Day

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Bazaar

Andy's deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at the charity bazaar.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee, the Swinger

Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend discover that they aren't as young as they think.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Warning From Warren

Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists that a picnic will prove disastrous.

The Andy Griffith Show

Off to Hollywood

The Taylor family goes to Hollywood when a company decides to make a movie about Andy.

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgement

Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgement

Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls

An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.

Gunsmoke

My Brother's Keeper

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

Gunsmoke

Lynott

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

Gunsmoke

Lijah

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

Gunsmoke

Trafton

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

Gunsmoke

Drago

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney on the Rebound

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Hobo Friend

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

The Andy Griffith Show

Crime-Free Mayberry

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Perfect Female

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

The King of Queens

Doug Out

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

The King of Queens

Get Away

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

The King of Queens

Dire Strayts

Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic.

The King of Queens

I, Candy

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

The King of Queens

Sparing Carrie

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

The King of Queens

Party Favor

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Seinfeld

The Soul Mate

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Seinfeld

The Bizarro Jerry

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Seinfeld

The Little Kicks

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Seinfeld

The Package

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

Seinfeld

The Fatigues

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Seinfeld

The Checks

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

The Golden Girls

Yes, We Have No Havanas

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

The Golden Girls

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Taylors in Hollywood

The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Hollywood Party

Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee on TV

Aunt Bee wins a kitchen of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Cannon

Warren captures a pair of thieves through ignorance about how a cannon works.

M*A*S*H

Blood and Guts

A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess

A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free

It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points

Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

Gunsmoke

P.S.: Murry Christmas

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

Gunsmoke

No Tomorrow

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Clubmen

Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Pickle Story

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

The Andy Griffith Show

Sheriff Barney

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Farmer Takes a Wife

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Keeper of the Flame

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bailey's Bad Boy

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.