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The Andy Griffith Show

The Church Organ

Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.

The Andy Griffith Show

Girl Shy

Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

M*A*S*H

Iron Guts Kelly

A celebrated general dies in Margaret's quarters, and his aide glorifies the circumstances.

M*A*S*H

O.R.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

M*A*S*H

Springtime

A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love.

M*A*S*H

Check-Up

Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.

Gunsmoke

Pike

The kindness of an elderly junk dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

Gunsmoke

Pike

The kindness of an elderly junk-dealer (Jeanette Nolan) reforms a young outlaw (Dack Rambo).

Gunsmoke

Phoenix

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Gunsmoke

Waste

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Gunsmoke

Waste

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Big House

Barney and Gomer are responsible for watching over two thieves who are temporarily jailed in Mayberry. Between the two of them, the criminals manage to escape three times.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie the Birdman

Opie takes on the job of raising three baby birds after he accidentally kills the mother bird and learns important life lessons along the way.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Haunted House

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

The Andy Griffith Show

Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Sermon for Today

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

The Andy Griffith Show

Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sleepover at Peggy's

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Next

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Shower

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Baggage

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bachelor Party

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a traditional, Barone-style ceremony; Robert assigns Ray to keep an eye on his future brother-in-law, Peter (Chris Elliott). Fred Willard and Georgia Engel also guest star.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Wedding

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

The King of Queens

Pour Judgment

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

The King of Queens

Gym Neighbors

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

The King of Queens

Gorilla Warfare

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

The King of Queens

Hi, School

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

The King of Queens

Deconstructing Carrie

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

The King of Queens

Black List

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Seinfeld

The English Patient

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

Seinfeld

The Nap

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

Seinfeld

The Yada Yada

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, ``Yada, yada, yada.``

Seinfeld

The Millennium

Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.

Seinfeld

The Summer of George

George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.

Seinfeld

The Butter Shave

Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Roseanne

My Name Is Bev

Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.

Roseanne

Bed and Bored

Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.

Roseanne

Sisters

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne

Lost Youth

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Roseanne

Single Married Female

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

All About Rosey

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``

Roseanne

Husbands and Wives

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Roseanne

Happy Trailers

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne

The Blaming of the Shrew

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Roseanne

Couch Potatoes

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Roseanne

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Roseanne

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Roseanne

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Roseanne

Roseanne in the Hood

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne

The Last Date

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

Roseanne

Halloween: The Final Chapter

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne

The Fifties Show

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Seinfeld

The Voice

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Seinfeld

The Blood

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Seinfeld

The Junk Mail

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Seinfeld

The Merv Griffin Show

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Seinfeld

The Slicer

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Seinfeld

The Betrayal

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Seinfeld

The Apology

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Seinfeld

The Dealership

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Seinfeld

The Reverse Peephole

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Seinfeld

The Cartoon

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Seinfeld

The Strong Box

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Seinfeld

The Wizard

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

Seinfeld

The Burning

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Seinfeld

The Bookstore

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Seinfeld

The Frogger

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in ``the guys`` for George.

Seinfeld

The Maid

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

Seinfeld

The Clip Show

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld

The Clip Show

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of ``Seinfeld`` are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Seinfeld

The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Seinfeld

The Finale

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Reckless Abandonment

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Honey, I Ran Over the Kid

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Too Close for Christine

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Change of Heart/Pants

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Hair

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

He Ain't Heavy

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Old Maid of Honor

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Love: A Cautionary Tale

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Bahamian Rhapsody

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Burning Love

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

The Golden Girls

The Housekeeper

Courtesy of their new housekeeper's magic potions, Blanche's social life perks up and Dorothy wins the battle against insomnia.

The Golden Girls

Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

The women confront their phobias on a flight to the Bahamas to attend a funeral.

The Golden Girls

Letter to Gorbachev

Rose, concerned about the nuclear arms race, mails letters to President Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

The Golden Girls

Strange Bedfellows

A political candidate announces that he had an affair with Blanche, a contention that she denies.

The Golden Girls

Brotherly Love

Dorothy makes her ex-husband, Stanley Zbornak, jealous when she has an affair with his brother Theodore.

The Golden Girls

A Visit From Little Sven

Rose's cousin, Sven Lindstrom, arrives from Sweden and falls in love with Blanche.

The Golden Girls

The Audit

Dorothy hocks an expensive ring to pay off the debt she and her ex-husband owe to the Internal Revenue Service.

The Golden Girls

Three on a Couch

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche seek professional help when living with one another becomes unbearable.

The Golden Girls

Charlie's Buddy

Rose decides to move in with Buddy Rourke, one of her deceased husband's former buddies.

The Golden Girls

The Artist

Blanche agrees to pose in the nude for a suave European sculptor.

The Golden Girls

Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche reunites with her daughter Rebecca after a four-year estrangement; Blanche wants to defend her from an abusive boyfriend.

The Golden Girls

Dorothy's New Friend

Blanche and Rose despise one of Dorothy's friends, the novelist Barbara Thorndyke.

The Golden Girls

Grab That Dough

A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates.

The Golden Girls

My Brother, My Father

Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fun with Debra

Tightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Thank You Notes

Marie nags Amy, her new daughter-in-law, to send out ``thank you`` notes; Debra is thrilled that she finally has an ally to oppose Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Home From School

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Misery Loves Company

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Contractor

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter on the Couch

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Liars

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Surprise Party

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Bird

The Barones spend a discomfiting Thanksgiving Day at Amy's parents' house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jazz Records

After the kids ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the day their father ruined his prized collection of jazz records.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra at the Lodge

Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Slave

Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Whose Side Are You On?

Ray catches Debra poking fun at him in front of the children, then realizes his mother did the same thing when he was a youngster.

Seinfeld

Pilot

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Seinfeld

The Stakeout

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Seinfeld

The Robbery

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Seinfeld

Male Unbonding

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

Seinfeld

The Stock Tip

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Seinfeld

The Ex-Girlfriend

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Seinfeld

The Pony Remark

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

Seinfeld

The Jacket

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

Seinfeld

The Phone Message

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Seinfeld

The Apartment

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Seinfeld

The Statue

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

Seinfeld

The Revenge

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Seinfeld

The Heart Attack

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a ``holistic`` healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

Seinfeld

The Deal

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Laura Dern

Drew chats with the legendary Laura Dern!

The Drew Barrymore Show

Kristina Zias; Dr. Whitney Bowe

Style expert Kristina Zias gives the rundown on winter fashion must-haves; Dr. Whitney Bowe gives her advice on the best winter skincare.

The Andy Griffith Show

Malcolm at the Crossroads

Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard.

The Andy Griffith Show

Otis, the Artist

Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Return of Barney Fife

Barney returns to Mayberry to attend his high-school reunion.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Legend of Barney Fife

Barney is shamed into displaying his ``legendary'' courage by going after an escaped convict.

M*A*S*H

Life With Father

Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.

M*A*S*H

Alcoholics Unanimous

Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.

M*A*S*H

There Is Nothing Like a Nurse

A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.

M*A*S*H

A Full Rich Day

Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.

Gunsmoke

New Doctor in Town

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

Gunsmoke

The Legend

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

Gunsmoke

My Brother's Keeper

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

Gunsmoke

Lynott

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

Gunsmoke

Lijah

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

The Andy Griffith Show

Gomer the House Guest

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Black Day for Mayberry

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

The Andy Griffith Show

Up in Barney's Room

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Date for Gomer

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

The Andy Griffith Show

Citizen's Arrest

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lateness

Debra assures her husband she will be on time for an awards dinner, then her hair gets caught in a curling iron.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Party Dress

Ray refuses to buy a $250 dress for Ally to wear to her friend's birthday party.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Security

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ingrate

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Crazy Chin

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Nice Talk

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Blabbermouths

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Model

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

The King of Queens

Wish Boned

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

The King of Queens

Van, Go

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

The King of Queens

Ice Cubed

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

The King of Queens

Catching Hell

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

The King of Queens

Slippery Slope

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Seinfeld

The Baby Shower

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

Seinfeld

The Chinese Restaurant

Jerry and his friends have difficulty getting a table at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

Seinfeld

The Busboy

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

Seinfeld

The Note

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

Seinfeld

The Truth

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

Seinfeld

The Pen

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

The Golden Girls

Golden Moments: Part 1

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Golden Girls

Golden Moments: Part 2

The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Lost and Found

Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique pin, but finds it after she has spent the money.

The Andy Griffith Show

Wyatt Earp Rides Again

An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendant of the famous Wyatt.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee Learns to Drive

Andy faces some new problems when Aunt Bee buys a secondhand car.

The Andy Griffith Show

Look Paw, I'm Dancing

Opie is reluctant to attend the school party after he learns that it is a dance.

M*A*S*H

Mad Dogs and Servicemen

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

M*A*S*H

Private Charles Lamb

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

M*A*S*H

Bombed

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

Gunsmoke

Trafton

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

Gunsmoke

Drago

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Gunsmoke

The Bullet

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie and His Merry Men

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and the Cave Rescue

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and Opie's Pal

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee the Crusader

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Sidecar

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Mentor

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf for It

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Home

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Sex

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Everybody Loves Raymond

P.T. & A

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's F

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

The King of Queens

Buy Curious

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

The King of Queens

Pole Lox

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

The King of Queens

Vocal Discord

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

The King of Queens

Consummate Professional

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

The King of Queens

Like Hell

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

The King of Queens

Sandwiched Out

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Seinfeld

The Dog

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

Seinfeld

The Library

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Seinfeld

The Parking Garage

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Seinfeld

The Cafe

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

Seinfeld

The Tape

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Seinfeld

The Nose Job

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

The Golden Girls

And Ma Makes Three

Sophia is a third wheel when Dorothy and her new boyfriend plan a trip without her.

The Golden Girls

Larceny and Old Lace

Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco robs a bank and makes her an unsuspecting accomplice.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

The Gypsies

Andy has a problem when a band of gypsies comes to Mayberry and puts a curse on the town.

The Andy Griffith Show

Eat Your Heart Out

Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town, but she has eyes for Andy.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Baby in the House

Aunt Bee agrees to a week of baby-sitting for her niece and finds the infant adores everyone but her.

The Andy Griffith Show

The County Clerk

Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

M*A*S*H

Bulletin Board

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

The Consultant

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

M*A*S*H

House Arrest

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Gunsmoke

P.S.: Murry Christmas

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

Gunsmoke

No Tomorrow

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

Gunsmoke

Hidalgo

Matt, critically injured, becomes allied with a boy, an old man and a young woman.

Gunsmoke

Tara

Deputy Newley is attracted to a vivacious young lady, unaware that the lovely charmer has a crimson past.

Gunsmoke

One for the Road

A wealthy alcoholic flees from his daughter and her fiancé who have designs on his estate.

The Andy Griffith Show

My Fair Ernest T. Bass

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

The Andy Griffith Show

Prisoner of Love

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

The Andy Griffith Show

Hot Rod Otis

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Song Festers

Choir director John Masters decides to give Gomer the solo in the upcoming concert instead of Barney. Gomer fakes laryngitis when he learns how important the part is to Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Shoplifters

Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boys' Therapy

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Parents

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Job for Robert

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Everybody Loves Raymond

A Date for Peter

Amy's parents ask Ray to give Peter dating advice.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favors

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Faux Pas

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank

Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.

The King of Queens

Shear Torture

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

The King of Queens

Inn Escapable

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

The King of Queens

Move Doubt

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

The King of Queens

G'Night, Stalker

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

The King of Queens

Raygin' Bulls

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

The King of Queens

Baker's Doesn't

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Seinfeld

The Stranded

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Seinfeld

The Alternate Side

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Seinfeld

The Red Dot

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld

The Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

Seinfeld

The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Seinfeld

The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

The Golden Girls

Rose's Big Adventure

Rose's boyfriend buys a boat and asks her to accompany him on a cruise around the world.

The Golden Girls

Mister Terrific

Rose's new boyfriend Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a job, but her recommendations get him fired.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

The Foster Lady

Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober's Replacement

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Battle of Mayberry

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Singer in Town

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

M*A*S*H

Aid Station

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

M*A*S*H

Love and Marriage

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

M*A*S*H

Big Mac

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

M*A*S*H

Payday

Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper.

Gunsmoke

The Predators

An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge seeking revenge against a man who betrayed him in a range war.

Gunsmoke

Yankton

An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him at poker.

Gunsmoke

Blindman's Bluff

A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.

Gunsmoke

Alias Festus Haggin

Festus is arrested and forced to stand trial as a murderer named Frank Eaton, who looks just like him.

Gunsmoke

The Wedding

A strong-willed daughter marries against the wishes of her domineering father.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy's Vacation

Andy goes on vacation, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge of Mayberry. However, Andy cannot enjoy his rest as Barney and various townspeople interrupt his peace.

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy Saves Gomer

Gomer believes that Andy has saved his life after Andy wakes him to put out a small fire at the filling station. Indebted, Gomer dedicates himself to repaying Andy in return.

The Andy Griffith Show

Bargain Day

Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work.

The Andy Griffith Show

Divorce, Mountain Style

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

The Andy Griffith Show

Divorce, Mountain Style

Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire.

The Andy Griffith Show

A Deal Is a Deal

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-Law

Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Power of No

Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pat's Secret

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Finale

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

The King of Queens

Fresh Brood

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

The King of Queens

Gambling N'Diction

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

The King of Queens

Apartment Complex

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

The King of Queens

Buggie Nights

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

The King of Queens

Knee Jerk

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

The King of Queens

Present Tense

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Seinfeld

The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Seinfeld

The Good Samaritan

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

Seinfeld

The Letter

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

Seinfeld

The Parking Space

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Mole

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

For Love or Money

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Drew Barrymore Show

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Girlfriend

Opie's friendship with an athletically superior girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Lodge

Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Barbershop Quartet

The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of its singing contest.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Ball Game

Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game and when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry, he becomes the town pariah.

M*A*S*H

White Gold

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

M*A*S*H

Welcome to Korea

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

M*A*S*H

Welcome to Korea

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).

M*A*S*H

Change of Command

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

Gunsmoke

The River

Matt recovers loot from a series of holdups but is pursued by thieves.

Gunsmoke

The River

While on a raft with two children, Matt faces a dual threat from the outlaws and a Frenchman he saved earlier.

Gunsmoke

Bohannan

Skeptical Doc Adams attempts to expose a supposed faith healer (Richard Kiley) as a charlatan.

Gunsmoke

Judgement

After serving a prison term for Army desertion, a former convict comes seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.

Gunsmoke

The Drummer

A former cavalryman is attracted to the mother of a half-Indian boy injured in an Indian massacre led by the soldier.

The Andy Griffith Show

Fun Girls

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

The Andy Griffith Show

Return of Malcolm Merriweather

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcom Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Rumor

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfftt

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

The Andy Griffith Show

Back to Nature

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

The Andy Griffith Show

Gomer Pyle USMC

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look Don't Touch

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank the Writer

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place or Mine?

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-Laws

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose or Draw

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey or Fish

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

The King of Queens

Sold-Y Locks

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

The King of Queens

Emotional Rollercoaster

Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.

The King of Queens

Four Play

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

The King of Queens

Hartford Wailer

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

The King of Queens

Fight Schlub

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

The King of Queens

Acting Out

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

Seinfeld

The Keys

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Seinfeld

The Trip

When Jerry is booked to appear on ``The Tonight Show,``' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

Seinfeld

The Trip

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Seinfeld

The Pitch

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Seinfeld

The Ticket

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Seinfeld

The Wallet

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Dr. Little Man

Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Curious Case of Britney B

The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.

Roseanne

The Getaway, Almost

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Roseanne

The Last Thursday in November

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Roseanne

Of Mice and Dan

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne

Direct to Video

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Roseanne

December Bride

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Roseanne

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Roseanne

The White Sheep of the Family

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Roseanne

Becky Howser, M.D.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Roseanne

Out of the Past

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Roseanne

Construction Junction

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Roseanne

We're Going to Disney World

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

Roseanne

Disney World War II

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

Roseanne

Springtime for David

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Roseanne

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Roseanne

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Roseanne

Ballroom Blitz

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

Roseanne

The Wedding

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne

Heart & Soul

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Roseanne

Fights and Stuff

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Seinfeld

The Watch

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Seinfeld

The Bubble Boy

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Seinfeld

The Cheever Letters

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Seinfeld

The Opera

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Seinfeld

The Virgin

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Seinfeld

The Contest

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Seinfeld

The Airport

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Seinfeld

The Pick

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risque underwear ad.

Seinfeld

The Movie

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Seinfeld

The Visa

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Seinfeld

The Shoes

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Seinfeld

The Outing

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

Seinfeld

The Old Man

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Seinfeld

The Implant

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Seinfeld

The Junior Mint

Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight; Kramer and Jerry have an accident with a Junior Mint; Jerry tries to remember the name of a woman whose name rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld

The Smelly Car

A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.

Seinfeld

The Handicap Spot

George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Pilot

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Seinfeld

The Mango

Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Nuts

Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy

Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

I Love Woo, I Hate You

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Whale of a Tale

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Truth or Dare

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

A Family Unfair

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

The New Adventures of Old Christine

Sweet Charity

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

The Golden Girls

Mother's Day

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

The Golden Girls

Yes, We Have No Havanas

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

The Golden Girls

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

The Golden Girls

The One That Got Away

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

The Golden Girls

Yokel Hero

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

The Golden Girls

Bang the Drum, Stanley

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

The Golden Girls

Sophia's Wedding: Part 1

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

The Golden Girls

Sophia's Wedding: Part 2

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

The Golden Girls

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

The Golden Girls

Scared Straight

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

The Golden Girls

Stan Takes a Wife

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

The Golden Girls

The Auction

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

The Golden Girls

Blind Date

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

The Golden Girls

Impotence of Being Ernest

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Ball

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome?

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Car

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the ``make-out mobile.``

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Game

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Dog

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Why Are We Here?

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's on TV

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Seinfeld

The Glasses

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Seinfeld

The Puffy Shirt

Jerry appears on ``Today`` with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's ``low talker`` girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Seinfeld

The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Seinfeld

The Bris

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Seinfeld

The Lip Reader

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.

Seinfeld

The Non-Fat Yogurt

Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.

Seinfeld

The Barber

Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.

Seinfeld

The Masseuse

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Seinfeld

The Conversion

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Seinfeld

The Stall

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.

Seinfeld

The Dinner Party

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

Seinfeld

The Marine Biologist

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Seinfeld

The Pie

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.

Seinfeld

The Stand-In

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory

Aunt Bee buys a wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Darling Fortune

Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the Darling family comes into a fortune of $300.

The Andy Griffith Show

Mind Over Matter

Goober, convinced that he has a severe case of whiplash, promptly becomes a helpless invalid.

The Andy Griffith Show

Politics Begin at Home

Aunt Bee and Howard both decide to run for the office of town councilman.

M*A*S*H

Adam's Ribs

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

M*A*S*H

Abyssinia, Henry

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

M*A*S*H

The Late Captain Pierce

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

M*A*S*H

The Bus

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

M*A*S*H

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

M*A*S*H

Deluge

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.

M*A*S*H

The Interview

Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.

M*A*S*H

The Nurses

The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.

M*A*S*H

Dear Sigmund

Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.

M*A*S*H

Mulcahy's War

An embittered private refuses to heed Father Mulcahy's counsel because the priest has never experienced front-line duty.

M*A*S*H

Movie Tonight

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

M*A*S*H

Last Laugh

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

M*A*S*H

The Merchant of Korea

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

M*A*S*H

The Smell of Music

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Seinfeld

The Wife

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.

Seinfeld

The Raincoats

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.

Seinfeld

The Fire

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

Seinfeld

The Hamptons

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Seinfeld

The Opposite

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``

Seinfeld

The Chaperone

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

Seinfeld

The Big Salad

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Seinfeld

The Pledge Drive

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

Seinfeld

The Chinese Woman

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Seinfeld

The Couch

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Seinfeld

The Gymnast

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Seinfeld

The Soup

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Seinfeld

The Mom and Pop Store

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

Seinfeld

The Secretary

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Seinfeld

The Switch

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

Seinfeld

The Scofflaw

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld

Highlights of a Hundred

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Seinfeld

The Beard

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Seinfeld

The Kiss Hello

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Seinfeld

The Doodle

Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.

Seinfeld

The Fusilli Jerry

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Seinfeld

The Diplomats Club

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Seinfeld

The Face Painter

Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.

Seinfeld

The Engagement

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

The Golden Girls

Love Me Tender

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

The Golden Girls

Valentine's Day

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Senior Play

Helen and her teenage students convince the principal the younger generation is no different from his own.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie Finds a Baby

Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby and run into trouble when they try to find it some new parents.

The Andy Griffith Show

Big Fish in a Small Town

Howard, a nonfisherman, antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching the biggest fish in the lake.

The Andy Griffith Show

Only a Rose

Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the annual Mayberry Flower Show.

M*A*S*H

It Happened One Night

Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.

M*A*S*H

Hey, Doc

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

M*A*S*H

Dear Mildred

While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.

Gunsmoke

Sarah

Matt poses as an old love's (Anne Francis) husband when he rides into an outlaw hide-out.

Gunsmoke

The Fugitives

An outlaw takes Doc Adams and Festus hostage so they can care for his injured brother.

Gunsmoke

Eleven Dollars

Festus is attacked on his way to deliver money to a young woman who has been suddenly cut free from the confines of her sheltered life by the death of her father.

Gunsmoke

Milligan

A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.

Gunsmoke

Tatum

Bitter townspeople don't want an elderly gunfighter buried next to his wife in their cemetery.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie Loves Helen

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Physical

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

The Andy Griffith Show

Family Visit

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

The Andy Griffith Show

The Education of Ernest T. Bass

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee's Romance

Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Father Knows Least

Ray uses an ``active listening`` technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Brother

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mozart

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Anniversary

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Late Again

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Children's Book

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

The King of Queens

Mama Cast

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

The King of Queens

Affair Trade

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

The King of Queens

Moxie Moron

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

The King of Queens

Major Disturbance

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

The King of Queens

Ruff Goin'

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

The King of Queens

Brace Yourself

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Seinfeld

The Postponement

George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.

Seinfeld

The Maestro

Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.

Seinfeld

The Wink

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Seinfeld

The Hot Tub

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Seinfeld

The Soup Nazi

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

Seinfeld

The Secret Code

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

The Golden Girls

Two Rode Together

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

The Golden Girls

You Gotta Have Hope

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Drew Barrymore Show

Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism.

The Andy Griffith Show

Otis the Deputy

Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goober Makes History

Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.

The Andy Griffith Show

A New Doctor in Town

The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.

The Andy Griffith Show

Don't Miss a Good Bet

Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

M*A*S*H

The Kids

The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

M*A*S*H

Dear Peggy

B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.

M*A*S*H

Of Moose and Men

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.

Gunsmoke

The Sodbusters

Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.

Gunsmoke

The Brothers

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

Gunsmoke

Hostage

A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.

Gunsmoke

Jubilee

A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.

Gunsmoke

Arizona Midnight

A little cowboy riding a giant horse rides into Dodge claiming that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Bloodhound

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

The Andy Griffith Show

Man in the Middle

Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen.

The Andy Griffith Show

Barney's Uniform

Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after a tough guy threatens to beat him up if he catches Barney out of uniform.

The Andy Griffith Show

Opie's Fortune

Opie finds a purse containing $50, but Andy tells him that the money will only be his if no one claims it within a week. Soon, Opie gets the money but has to return it.

The Andy Griffith Show

Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor

Andy lets Barney take over as sheriff for a day when he goes to Raleigh to attend a job interview. By the time he returns, Barney has turned the whole town upside down.

Everybody Loves Raymond

The Gift

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

Everybody Loves Raymond

High School

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.