Kill Your Lawn

Joey and Al pose as lawn care scam artists to remove turf in Silver Spring, Maryland, where the homeowner uses cardboard and trash bags to help with the transformation.

Joey and Al have a guy who rips out the grass and non-native plants in the Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago; the addition of synthetic turf sidetracks the prairie ecosystem.

Father Derek enlists Joey and Al to re-wild his church's expansive lawn, which suffers a savage attack by an ornery crab fisherman.

A bucolic neighborhood is turned upside down when an image of St. Anthony appears on a lawn; with the help of divine inspiration, Joey and Al push a hesitant landscaper out of his comfort zone.

A boy surrounded by native plants becomes secretly lawn curious; when his parents find out, his punishment fits the crime, benefitting new neighbors with an invasive plant problem.

Bumbling Chicago mobsters whack a lawn, then hunt for the rarest wildflower in Illinois: the elusive Kankakee mallow, which is perfect for planting in the suburb of La Grange Park.

Lawn killing missionaries convert a neuroscientist couple, inspiring them to recontour their front yard by removing invasive species and planting a color palette of native flowering plants.

Joey and Al are back to lay waste to the cookie cutter lawns of America; but first, they'll have to confront the ghost of Belmont Gardens if they want any chance of helping a creative Chicago couple.

The Swamp Fly Team endeavors to have Debbie's lawn certified as natural habitat, but only after two drag queens wrestle on it.

In New Orleans, being prepared for excess water is the name of the game; Jared's lawn is administered its last rites, while Joey and Al strip down for a dip in a yard swamp.

The book ``The Secret Garden`` inspires Zaena and Arnoldo to transform their cookie-cutter backyard into a South Texas native habitat.

John and Carol want to be good Californians and cut down on water for their lawn; a fight about jacaranda trees threatens to derail the process, but motocross riders cut through the tension.

Nurserywoman Lyz is ready to practice what she preaches on her Fort Lauderdale, Fla., lawn; with dreams of hosting a butterfly rave, Joey and Al manage to burn some weeds not once, but twice.

The killing spree continues for native plant converts John and Julie; they kill their lawn at home, and turn turf into a wild dune habitat at their beach house on South Padre Island.

Deep in the suburbs of San Diego, Joey and Al help a couple rethink their front yard. Joey is confronted by a Border Patrol agent and a truckload of goats as he wreaks havoc in this premiere episode.

With the help of a legendary naturalist, Joey sets aside fears of an outstanding arrest warrant in Miami to help lawn killer Charlie fight a dated city regulation against two mighty cypress species.

Nurserywoman Lyz is ready to practice what she preaches on her Fort Lauderdale, Fla., lawn; with dreams of hosting a butterfly rave, Joey and Al manage to burn some weeds not once, but twice.

John and Carol want to be good Californians and cut down on water for their lawn; a fight about jacaranda trees threatens to derail the process, but motocross riders cut through the tension.

The book ``The Secret Garden`` inspires Zaena and Arnoldo to transform their cookie-cutter backyard into a South Texas native habitat.

The killing spree continues for native plant converts John and Julie; they kill their lawn at home, and turn turf into a wild dune habitat at their beach house on South Padre Island.

Deep in the suburbs of San Diego, Joey and Al help a couple rethink their front yard. Joey is confronted by a Border Patrol agent and a truckload of goats as he wreaks havoc in this premiere episode.

With the help of a legendary naturalist, Joey sets aside fears of an outstanding arrest warrant in Miami to help lawn killer Charlie fight a dated city regulation against two mighty cypress species.

Bumbling Chicago mobsters whack a lawn, then hunt for the rarest wildflower in Illinois: the elusive Kankakee mallow, which is perfect for planting in the suburb of La Grange Park.

Joey and Al pose as lawn care scam artists to remove turf in Silver Spring, Maryland, where the homeowner uses cardboard and trash bags to help with the transformation.

Father Derek enlists Joey and Al to re-wild his church's expansive lawn, which suffers a savage attack by an ornery crab fisherman.

In New Orleans, being prepared for excess water is the name of the game; Jared's lawn is administered its last rites, while Joey and Al strip down for a dip in a yard swamp.

Joey and Al are back to lay waste to the cookie cutter lawns of America; but first, they'll have to confront the ghost of Belmont Gardens if they want any chance of helping a creative Chicago couple.

Joey and Al have a guy who rips out the grass and non-native plants in the Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago; the addition of synthetic turf sidetracks the prairie ecosystem.

Lawn killing missionaries convert a neuroscientist couple, inspiring them to recontour their front yard by removing invasive species and planting a color palette of native flowering plants.

The Swamp Fly Team endeavors to have Debbie's lawn certified as natural habitat, but only after two drag queens wrestle on it.

A boy surrounded by native plants becomes secretly lawn curious; when his parents find out, his punishment fits the crime, benefitting new neighbors with an invasive plant problem.

A bucolic neighborhood is turned upside down when an image of St. Anthony appears on a lawn; with the help of divine inspiration, Joey and Al push a hesitant landscaper out of his comfort zone.