The Exterminator
18 January 2026When Dale is forced to give up his extermination job, he discovers a talent for firing employees at his new place of work.
Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico but must make a run for the border when they lose their papers.
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When Dale is forced to give up his extermination job, he discovers a talent for firing employees at his new place of work.
When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.
In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation; The Hills and Gribbles go to the Bush Presidential Library where Dale incites an incident.
Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating; Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.
Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life; Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas.
Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer-brewing competition; Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer.
The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon.
Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy.
While sky diving, Peggy's parachute fails to open and she plummets toward the ground. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
When Peggy needs physical therapy, Cotton becomes her hard-driving drill sergeant. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss.
Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.
When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones.
Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.
A lonely Bill responds to letters addressed to Santa Claus, buying expensive gifts for random children.
Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break.
Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.
While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.
A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of ``When Animals Attack.`` Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's coed softball team.
Bobby anticipates the birth of Cotton and Didi's baby, while Hank and Peggy go sky diving. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty.
When Buck Strickland takes Bobby on a gambling spree in Hot Springs, Ark., Hank must track them down and bail them out.
Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.
When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.
When the Hills are stranded at the airport with their neighbors, they share Thanksgiving dinner in the cafeteria.
Hank, Dale and Boomhauer keep an eye on Bill after the holiday blues cause him to attempt suicide. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank and the boys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.
Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices of Erik Estrada, Mary Kay Place, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland.
Hank and Peggy want another child; Cotton flees to Vegas after his wife, Didi, informs him that she's pregnant.
Hank and Peggy think about having another child after trying to help their dog with breeding problems.
Peggy tries to inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn through an anonymous newspaper column.
Bobby becomes insanely jealous when an older girl in school, who finds him funny, dances with other boys.
Hank takes a job in the propane department of a chain store and is involved in a large explosion. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons. Guest voices of Tammy Wynette and Ani DiFranco.
Bobby gets a job at the local NASCAR raceway; Boomhauer realizes his dream of driving a pace car. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.
Hank and Peggy disagree on presidential candidates; voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy.
While attending a Nashville music festival, Peggy claims that Randy Travis stole lyrics from a song she wrote years ago.
Peggy is shocked to learn about a video of her extra-large feet that is being shown around the Internet.
Hank becomes a zoning board member in his bid to strike down a local ordinance prohibiting the use of high-flo toilets during a drought.
Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.
The rodeo comes to town, and Bobby shames his family when he fails at calf-roping and succeeds at being a clown.
After Peggy writes Bobby's school essay about the flag, his teacher chooses him to read his essay during a ceremony.
Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $1 million during halftime at a Dallas Cowboys game.
The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she sees Buckley's spirit bouncing on Khan's trampoline.
A letter from an alleged former student now on death-row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives.
When Connie stays over, Hank is mortified that he must help her with a personal problem. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy.
After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.
Hank is the voice of reason during the holiday season as his friends and neighbors get caught up in millennial fever.
Dale has a hallucinatory experience after he is scratched by Bobby's pet raccoon. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Three of the four people involved in the Mega Lo Mart blast survive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Jealous of Hank's new friend Hal, Bill and Dale devise a dirty trick. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. With guest voices of Drew Carey and Dwight Yoakam.
Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.
The government bills Hank $900 for a haircut he gets at the hands of an Army barber. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby emerges as the chosen one when Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen, Texas, looking for a reincarnated lama.
Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr.
After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.
After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.
After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.
The man Hank hires as an assistant turns out to be a recovering drug addict. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of David Herman.
Luanne's mother gets out of jail, stays with the Hills and begins dating Bill. Guest voice of David Herman. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank's father visits and has a car accident; Dale and Cotton scheme to steal from a museum. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss.
Hank tries to clear his name when his credit rating hits an all-time low. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank gets into an accident and is forced to attend a ``comedy`` traffic school. Guest voices: Chris Rock and John Amos.
Hank, Kahn and their families take a vacation in Mexico but must make a run for the border when they lose their papers.
Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.
Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.
Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.
During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.
Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.
When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.
Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.
Bobby is identified as special at school, then placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework or take standardized tests.
Despite Hank's objections, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page in hopes of boosting business.
The Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest when Ted Wassonasong tries to build a ``McMansion.``
When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green; Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.
Unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes; after deciding to use a wheelchair that he doesn't really need, Bill is befriended by a rugby player who teaches him to be independent.
Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to town and commits another crime; Luanne's husband feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame.
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
A man vows revenge when Hank accidentally takes his wallet; Bobby is falsely accused of a crime at school and must follow Officer Brown around town as punishment.
Peggy plans her own birthday party; Hank and the gang attend a disco party on a mystery train.
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
Peggy hires a ``Hollywood`` family to replace the strange occupants of a house she needs to sell within two weeks.
Kahn's father-in-law, Gen. Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family and makes him feel like a failure; Hank and the gang take Kahn under their wing.
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing; relationship expert Stephens Davies makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills.
Hank reluctantly agrees to speak at Inez's quinceanera; Enrique blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood.
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-cart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.
Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant.
When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the ``Heat-Waver.``
Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA.
Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl.
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss.
When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale.
Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test.
When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities.
When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office.
Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show.
Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her.
Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe.
Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet.
Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood.
Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement.
The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place.
Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants.
When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work.
When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.
Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.
When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team.
Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.
When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.
When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.
When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.
Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.
When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.
Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.
On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.
Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.
Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.
Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.
When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.
Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.
John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.
Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.
The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.
Hank and Bobby declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters after Hank forgets to mail the insurance payment.
Hank becomes very uncomfortable when Enrique, a co-worker having trouble at home, forces himself into Hank's personal life.
The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat.
Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.
Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.
Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a time share.
The Hill family gets a Christmas visit from Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), an elderly woman who lived in the Hill residence as a child.
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes.
Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.
Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.
Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.
Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.
Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.
Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.
When Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18-wheeler, the guys stow away in the back; Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.
Hank's project, which involves building Bobby a trophy shelf, results in the Hills' home being declared uninhabitable.
Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping Msgr. Martinez's children prepare for the SATs; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties.
When Peggy secretly slips Hank testosterone medication, his attitude changes and he becomes invigorated by life.
The guys are awestruck when a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street; Bobby learns NFL dirty tricks.
Hank encourages Bobby to join the church youth group but learns that the group consists of tough-looking skate punks (guest voices of Sum 41); things come to a head at a punk outing as Hank confronts the leader. Gene Simmons also guest stars.
Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother (Brad Pitt) marries the love of Boomhauer's life, Katherine (Laura Dern).
Hank's buddies give him grief after Peggy flunks a high-school football star who is then suspended from the team.
Bobby refuses to celebrate a traditional Thanksgiving after learning about its history from John Redcorn.
Kahn is aghast when he discovers his mother has become a housekeeper for the Hills and other neighbors.
Bobby gets a set of tarot cards and befriends a group of youngsters who practice black magic. David Cross and John Ritter guest star.
Dale calls upon a master exterminator (Janeane Garofalo) when he cannot rid the neighborhood of pigeons.
Ladybird attacks a black repairman (Bernie Mac), who accuses the dog of being racist.
The guys boot Bill out of the group after they catch head lice from him and have trouble curing the problem.
Peggy secretly uses pesticides in the school's organic garden.
Buck turns to Luanne for Bible tutoring after his past catches up with him and his wife asks for a divorce.
Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories; Bill straps weather balloons to a chair in an attempt to fly.
Hank sends Bobby to a military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.
Peggy opposes Minh's run for the school board; Bobby and Connie find themselves taking sides in the dispute.
Bikers (guest stars Jennifer Aniston and David Herman) urge Hank and Peggy to attend a week-long motorcycle rally. Jamie Kennedy also guest stars.
Redcorn tells Hank he is worried about Dale's ability to raise Joseph.
Luanne trains to be a boxer and squares off against George Foreman's daughter, Freeda, in the ring.
Hank and the guys spend a night in the Megalomart to solve a pest problem. Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Tom Arnold, Ashley Gardner and Chuck Mangione guest star.
A wealthy pork supplier (guest star Michael Keaton) takes a special interest in Luanne. Chuck Mangione also guest stars as himself.
Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a bookstore so she can be part of an exclusive book club.
Hank falls through the kitchen floor and discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.
Hank becomes a thorn in Bobby's side when he tries to support his son's decision to cultivate roses. Michael Clarke Duncan and Betty White guest star.
Hank scolds Bobby for teaching the arthritic family dog how to dance. Scott Hamilton provides a guest voice.
Bobby challenges Peggy for supremacy in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day, and Peggy responds by kidnapping his turkey.
Connie's cousin (Lucy Liu) builds a crystal methamphetamine laboratory, and Peggy unknowingly enters it in the science fair.
Bill wolfs down a huge quantity of food at a record-breaking pace. Jeff Garlin, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson guest star.
Hank is appalled when he sees Bobby and his new friend (Eliza Dushku) imitating a boy band's suggestive dance moves.
Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.
Boomhauer slides into depression when he's dumped by the woman he loves.
When Hank has a dream about him and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.
While trying to retrace why he hates the government, Dale discovers that his dad is a gay rodeo performer.
Peggy persuades lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the group's cultlike activities prompt Hank to intervene.
Fed up with substitute teaching, Peggy takes a job as a bilingual telephone operator at Alamo Beer, where some trouble is brewing.
Kahn tries to join the Nine Rivers Country Club in order to one-up Hank.
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own; Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret army experiment.
Desperate for a teaching job, Peggy impersonates a nun to land a position at a parochial school, but having to teach a religion class might expose her.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D.course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.
Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.
Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.
A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.
Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.
Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.
Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.
Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.
Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.
When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.
Luanne embraces a religious ceremony that allows participants to regain their virginity, but in the process, Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before they were married.
When Dale is forced to give up his extermination job, he discovers a talent for firing employees at his new place of work.
When the Hills unknowingly take in a prostitute, Hank tangles with the woman's former pimp, Alabaster Jones.
Bobby enjoys his ventriloquist's dummy, until Hank takes a shine to the dummy, Chip, who is a big sports fan.
Bill starts a relationship with former Texas governor Ann Richards while celebrating his 40th birthday.
While searching for his birth certificate, Hank learns the true location of his birthplace and becomes an unwitting pawn in one of Cotton's schemes.
Hank is devastated when he realizes his cherished flatbed truck is on its last legs.
A lonely Bill responds to letters addressed to Santa Claus, buying expensive gifts for random children.
When the time comes to take a beating from the rival team, the school's new mascot, Bobby, turns and runs.
Cotton is down and out in Arlen, Texas, taking a job as a bathroom attendant.
Hank's buddies give him grief after Peggy flunks a high-school football star who is then suspended from the team.
Bobby refuses to celebrate a traditional Thanksgiving after learning about its history from John Redcorn.
Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty.
When Buck Strickland takes Bobby on a gambling spree in Hot Springs, Ark., Hank must track them down and bail them out.
Hank and Peggy disagree on presidential candidates; voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy.
While attending a Nashville music festival, Peggy claims that Randy Travis stole lyrics from a song she wrote years ago.
Peggy is shocked to learn about a video of her extra-large feet that is being shown around the Internet.
Hank becomes a zoning board member in his bid to strike down a local ordinance prohibiting the use of high-flo toilets during a drought.
Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold.
When Hank runs out of propane during a summer barbecue, Bobby entertains the famished crowd with jokes about propane.
The government bills Hank $900 for a haircut he gets at the hands of an Army barber. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby emerges as the chosen one when Buddhist monks arrive in Arlen, Texas, looking for a reincarnated lama.
Peggy becomes involved in a pyramid scam and recruits Bill as her star sales representative. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Stephen Root and Pamela Segall. Guest voice: Teri Garr.
After being reprimanded by Hank, Luanne moves next door with some rowdy college students (guest voices Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Maura Tierney). Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy and Pamela Segall.
After Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, his friend Joseph convinces Bobby to help him spy on her.
After Hank is framed for Debbie's murder, he must defend himself to Peggy, as well as Sheriff Mumford.
Buck Strickland's wife tosses him out of the house, takes over his propane business and sets her sights on Hank.
The rodeo comes to town, and Bobby shames his family when he fails at calf-roping and succeeds at being a clown.
After Peggy writes Bobby's school essay about the flag, his teacher chooses him to read his essay during a ceremony.
Hank is the voice of reason during the holiday season as his friends and neighbors get caught up in millennial fever.
Dale has a hallucinatory experience after he is scratched by Bobby's pet raccoon. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Jealous of Hank's new friend Hal, Bill and Dale devise a dirty trick. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. With guest voices of Drew Carey and Dwight Yoakam.
When the Hills are stranded at the airport with their neighbors, they share Thanksgiving dinner in the cafeteria.
Hank must throw a football through a hoop to win $1 million during halftime at a Dallas Cowboys game.
When Connie stays over, Hank is mortified that he must help her with a personal problem. Voices of Mike Judge and Kathy Najimy.
After Hank volunteers as a shop teacher, he is suspended for supplying his students with so-called weapons.
Hank sends Bill back into training so he can defend his high-school touchdown record, which has just been broken by a local player.
When Peggy needs physical therapy, Cotton becomes her hard-driving drill sergeant. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Toby Huss.
While sky diving, Peggy's parachute fails to open and she plummets toward the ground. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby anticipates the birth of Cotton and Didi's baby, while Hank and Peggy go sky diving. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank doesn't give Peggy the credit she's due when she becomes the star pitcher of his company's coed softball team.
The town becomes angel-crazy after Luanne thinks she sees Buckley's spirit bouncing on Khan's trampoline.
A letter from an alleged former student now on death-row inspires Peggy to pay him a visit, unaware he has illegal ulterior motives.
When the congregation welcomes its new female minister with a potluck dinner, Bobby accidentally incinerates the church.
The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank makes a movie in an attempt to lure the Dallas Cowboys' training camp to Arlen, Texas. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Bobby becomes a deli food aficionado and develops gout; the modern art expo features an X-ray of Hank's colon.
Hank chaperons his elderly mother and her friends in a town filled with riotous students on spring break.
A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of ``When Animals Attack.`` Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Magic's biggest secrets are safe with Peggy when she volunteers to be part of a magician's act. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy.
When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione.
Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.
Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin.
Hank, Dale and Boomhauer keep an eye on Bill after the holiday blues cause him to attempt suicide. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank and the boys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman.
Peggy competes in a beauty contest for the grand prize and is forced to make a tough decision. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices of Erik Estrada, Mary Kay Place, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland.
Hank and Peggy want another child; Cotton flees to Vegas after his wife, Didi, informs him that she's pregnant.
Hank and Peggy think about having another child after trying to help their dog with breeding problems.
Peggy tries to inform Dale of Nancy's affair with John Redcorn through an anonymous newspaper column.
Bobby becomes insanely jealous when an older girl in school, who finds him funny, dances with other boys.
Three of the four people involved in the Mega Lo Mart blast survive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank takes a job in the propane department of a chain store and is involved in a large explosion. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Peggy quits her job to stay at home and meets an angry female rocker while taking guitar lessons. Guest voices of Tammy Wynette and Ani DiFranco.
Bobby gets a job at the local NASCAR raceway; Boomhauer realizes his dream of driving a pace car. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt.
Hank takes Bobby to a firing range and learns that his son is a perfect shot. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Hank must confront his visiting, war-veteran father when Bobby begins imitating Grandpa's chauvinistic behavior.
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Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.
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When Hank runs out of propane during a summer barbecue, Bobby entertains the famished crowd with jokes about propane.
Trouble ensues when Hank, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer become volunteer firemen. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Johnny Hardwick. Guest voice: Barry Corbin.
When Hank tours a military lab, he spills the beans to blabbermouth Bill about a top-secret project. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice of Chuck Mangione.
Bobby pleases his assistant football coach father by joining the team. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.
Peggy impresses the principal of Bobby's school when she substitutes for a teacher and disciplines the class.
Hank sends Bill back into training so he can defend his high-school touchdown record, which has just been broken by a local player.
When Bobby develops allergies, Hank must choose between his son and Ladybird.
Bobby gets involved in protecting the environment, which threatens to reveal a 30-year-old secret held by Hank, Dale and Bill.
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Bobby takes a women's self-defense class at the YMCA where he learns to kick assailants in the groin.
Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents, so the two can spend more time together.
Hank's unique health condition threatens his ability to compete in the Durndle County Mower Races.
Boomhauer gives advice on love, so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.
Bobby poses as a high school student with a failing kidney, so that he can enjoy the perks of high school life; Dale goes into the portable toilet business.
Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl; a saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.
When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.
A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.
Nancy decides she needs a face-lift; Dale comes up with a not-so-foolproof scheme to acquire the money.
Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.
Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.
Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.
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After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D.course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.
When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.
Hank ditches his old team of Bill, Dale and Boomhauer for the Regatta boat-building competition so he and Bobby can spend some quality time together; bats invade the construction garage.
While trying to retrace why he hates the government, Dale discovers that his dad is a gay rodeo performer.
Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own; Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.
Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.
Desperate for a teaching job, Peggy impersonates a nun to land a position at a parochial school, but having to teach a religion class might expose her.
Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret army experiment.
Fed up with substitute teaching, Peggy takes a job as a bilingual telephone operator at Alamo Beer, where some trouble is brewing.
Kahn tries to join the Nine Rivers Country Club in order to one-up Hank.
Peggy persuades lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the group's cultlike activities prompt Hank to intervene.
Boomhauer slides into depression when he's dumped by the woman he loves.
When Hank has a dream about him and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.
Connie's cousin (Lucy Liu) builds a crystal methamphetamine laboratory, and Peggy unknowingly enters it in the science fair.
Hank is appalled when he sees Bobby and his new friend (Eliza Dushku) imitating a boy band's suggestive dance moves.
Bobby challenges Peggy for supremacy in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day, and Peggy responds by kidnapping his turkey.
Bill wolfs down a huge quantity of food at a record-breaking pace. Jeff Garlin, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson guest star.
Hank scolds Bobby for teaching the arthritic family dog how to dance. Scott Hamilton provides a guest voice.
Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a bookstore so she can be part of an exclusive book club.
Hank and the guys spend a night in the Megalomart to solve a pest problem. Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Tom Arnold, Ashley Gardner and Chuck Mangione guest star.
A wealthy pork supplier (guest star Michael Keaton) takes a special interest in Luanne. Chuck Mangione also guest stars as himself.
Hank falls through the kitchen floor and discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.
Hank becomes a thorn in Bobby's side when he tries to support his son's decision to cultivate roses. Michael Clarke Duncan and Betty White guest star.
Peggy opposes Minh's run for the school board; Bobby and Connie find themselves taking sides in the dispute.
Luanne trains to be a boxer and squares off against George Foreman's daughter, Freeda, in the ring.
Bikers (guest stars Jennifer Aniston and David Herman) urge Hank and Peggy to attend a week-long motorcycle rally. Jamie Kennedy also guest stars.
Redcorn tells Hank he is worried about Dale's ability to raise Joseph.
Hank sends Bobby to a military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.
Peggy secretly uses pesticides in the school's organic garden.
Buck turns to Luanne for Bible tutoring after his past catches up with him and his wife asks for a divorce.
Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories; Bill straps weather balloons to a chair in an attempt to fly.
The guys boot Bill out of the group after they catch head lice from him and have trouble curing the problem.
Kahn is aghast when he discovers his mother has become a housekeeper for the Hills and other neighbors.
Dale calls upon a master exterminator (Janeane Garofalo) when he cannot rid the neighborhood of pigeons.
Ladybird attacks a black repairman (Bernie Mac), who accuses the dog of being racist.
The guys are awestruck when a former Dallas Cowboy moves onto the street; Bobby learns NFL dirty tricks.
Boomhauer is thrown for a loop when his brother (Brad Pitt) marries the love of Boomhauer's life, Katherine (Laura Dern).
Hank encourages Bobby to join the church youth group but learns that the group consists of tough-looking skate punks (guest voices of Sum 41); things come to a head at a punk outing as Hank confronts the leader. Gene Simmons also guest stars.
Bobby gets a set of tarot cards and befriends a group of youngsters who practice black magic. David Cross and John Ritter guest star.
Hank's project, which involves building Bobby a trophy shelf, results in the Hills' home being declared uninhabitable.
Peggy accepts a tutoring job in Mexico helping Msgr. Martinez's children prepare for the SATs; Luanne takes on Peggy's homemaker duties.
When Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18-wheeler, the guys stow away in the back; Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.
When Peggy secretly slips Hank testosterone medication, his attitude changes, and he becomes invigorated by life.
Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.
Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.
Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.
Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.
Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.
Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.
Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.
A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.
Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.
Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.
Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.
Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.
Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.
Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes.
Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a timeshare.
The Hill family gets a Christmas visit from Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), an elderly woman who lived in the Hill residence as a child.
Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.
Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.
Hank becomes very uncomfortable when Enrique, a co-worker having trouble at home, forces himself into Hank's personal life.
The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat.
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The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.
Hank and Bobby declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters after Hank forgets to mail the insurance payment.
Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.
John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.
Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.
Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.
When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.
On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.
Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.
Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.
When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.
When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.
Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.
When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.
Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.
Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.
When Kahn buys the local car wash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the car wash team.
When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.
When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work.
When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.
The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place.
Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants.
Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe.
Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement.
Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet.
Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood.
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When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office.
Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show.
Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her.
When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities.
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test.
When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss.
Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.
When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale.
At a college football game, Bobby ventures into a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play.
After Hank and Peggy fall victim to a phone scam, Bobby hatches a plan to restore his dad's confidence.
Bobby raises a protest over a soda machine at school to impress a girl.
Cotton volunteers to baby-sit Bobby so Hank and Peggy can go to an upscale restaurant, but he lands in a deathly situation when he visits the restaurant.
When Hank takes Bobby, Joseph and Connie to a water park, a group of surfer bullies approaches them; Bill becomes known throughout Arlen as the "Heat-Waver."
Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA.
Hank accompanies Dale on a vacation to learn different trades; Peggy helps Bill and Kahn create an Internet video.
After buying unsavory steaks, Hank visits the town co-op in search of better meat; when a corporation buys the co-op, Hank and Appleseed start a mini co-op farm.
The planning committee cancels the school's carnival, enraging the student body; Lucky catches a flying disc made of barbed wire.
Kahn and Mihn decide to ditch their hillbilly neighbors after Dale runs into their rose bushes with a homemade go-kart; the Hills hunt the garbage-can bandit.
When Hank learns he has overpaid for every car he has ever bought, his play for justice ends with exploding cars and an arrest.
Hank seeks help from a spiritualist to control Ladybird's fear of loud noises.
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene, who has returned to Arlen after a few years; Dale, in an attempt at sabotaging Bill's relationship, asks John Redcorn to seduce Charlene.
Hank takes action when the city council's ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats forces Sugarfoot's Restaurant out of business.