Hanky Panky
15 March 2023When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
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When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.
Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.
Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.
Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.
Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.
Radar is accepted to the ``Famous Las Vegas Writers School`` and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.
When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.
B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.
A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.
Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.
Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.
Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.
Mail call brings a ``Dear John`` letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.
Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
Everyone steps forth with memorable contributions when Hot Lips insists that a time capsule be left by the 4077th crew.
When Charles is handed the job of being the 4077's charity collection officer, he desperately tries to pass the buck.
An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.
A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.
Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.
Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.
Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.
Klinger takes ``cool pills``; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.
Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.
Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.
A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.
B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.
Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.
Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.
Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.
While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.
Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.
Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.
A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.
The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.
While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.
Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.
It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.
It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.
A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.
A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.
An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.
An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.
Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.
Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.
Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.
Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.
Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.
Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.
Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.
Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.
Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.
Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.
When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.
The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.
Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.
The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.
Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.
With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.
Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.
Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.
New Year's Day 1951: a year in the life of the 4077th.
The camp throws a Christmas party for Korean orphans.
Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.
An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.
Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.
A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.
A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
Happily married B.J. falls for a war correspondent (Susan Saint James).
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
Two days without sleep produce strange dreams.
Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
Klinger grows desperate to return home when his effort to bring Toledo to the unit fails.
Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a ``surprise'' birthday party.
Hawkeye flees to the front with an archenemy to avoid a ``surprise`` birthday party.
Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.
Hawkeye and B.J. are appointed morale officers.
When Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, he must contend with an ``invasion`` of Koreans.
Col. Potter and Charles become strange bedfellows when they come down with the mumps.
Hawkeye puts the 4077th on edge when he goes on the wagon. Guest starring Shelley Long.
A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.
B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.
The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.
Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.
The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.
Hawkeye and B.J. become lost in enemy territory.
Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.
When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.
Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.
Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.
Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.
Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.
Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.
A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.
A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.
B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.
Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.
Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.
A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.
A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.
Col. Flagg shows up at the 4077th again, convinced that Hawkeye is a Communist sympathizer.
The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.
The 4077th's evacuation to a nearby cave poses a big problem for Hawkeye, then Col. Potter becomes aware of it.
Radar falls in love; Margaret celebrates her divorce.
A young surgeon from Tokyo makes the doctors of the 4077th feel out of touch with new medical practices.
Col. Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral; Hawkeye and B.J. try to help a young Korean.
Hawkeye falls for a Swedish doctor who arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgery.
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
B.J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family when the young daughter seeks medical assistance for her father.
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
Heavy casualties nearly exhaust the unit's supply of Pentothal.
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
Hawkeye and B.J. discover Charles living the life of Riley due to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant.
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.
Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.
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The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.
Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.
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A ``chest cutter`` and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.
After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.
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When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.
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Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.
Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.
The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.
Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.
B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.
Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.
Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.
Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.
Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.
Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.
Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.
The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.
Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.
Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.
Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.
B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.
Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.
Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.
The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.
Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.
Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.
Hawkeye is picked to be the personal physician for a corps commander until he gives the general a physical.
An outbreak of infectious hepatitis threatens the entire medical staff of the 4077th.
When B.J. attempts to comfort a nurse who has marriage troubles, he discovers a romantic problem of his own.
A football hero creates a perplexing psychological problem for Hawkeye and B.J. when he suffers a wound that will end his career.
The company's young Korean table tennis champion persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to lend him money for an engagement ring.
Stumped by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye radios a Navy buddy for help, but his call is interpreted as a medical emergency.
Radar is accepted to the ``Famous Las Vegas Writers School`` and begins recording his impressions of the 4077th.
Hawkeye's extreme exhaustion manifests itself in the form of nocturnal basketball games and frightening nightmares.
Mysterious happenings in the 4077th seem to confirm the Korean belief in an unseen world of demons and ancestral spirits.
Sudden symptoms of illness in Hot Lips and in Col. Potter's favorite mare cause concern in the 4077th.
Exhausted from 24 hours of duty, Hawkeye and Col. Potter respond to a desperate call from a Korean army hospital requesting surgeons.
Frank is antagonistic toward a wounded North Korean officer who describes his own injury and correctly diagnoses the wounds of other patients.
Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.
Hot Lips' mysterious disappearance so disturbs Frank that he shoots B.J. while preparing to search for her.
A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.
The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.
Radar's sudden promotion to lieutenant stuns everyone but Hawkeye and B.J., who were responsible.
Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
A rumor that the 4077th is going to ``bug out`` becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.
The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.
Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.
Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.
Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.
Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.
Mail call brings a ``Dear John`` letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.
Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.
When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.
Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.
B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.
The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.
While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.
The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.
When Hot Lips decides that life is passing her by, she dumps Frank and requests a transfer.
The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki ``Pat`` Morita and John Ritter.
Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.
Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.
The personnel of the 4077th are besieged by a lone sniper who believes he is firing on U.S. headquarters.
Hawkeye writes a letter to his father, telling him some of the wacky goings-on at the 4077th.
Hot Lips and Frank challenge Henry's fitness to command by reporting the activities of the 4077th to the Army brass.
An enlisted man who wants to marry a Korean girl comes to Hawkeye for help.
A small Korean boy with minor injuries captures the hearts of all in the 4077th.
After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behavior becomes wackier than usual.
Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery.
Unrequited love, death, danger, duty and tomfoolery make up a typical day in the 4077th. Guest starring Joan Van Ark.
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Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.
The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.
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While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.
News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.
When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.
After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.
While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.
During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.
Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.
Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.
The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.
Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.
Radar gets a recorded ``Dear John`` letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.
When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend.
At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th.
After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.
Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.
When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.
Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.
When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.
The surgeons at the 4077th decide to ``rewrite`` an Army documentary spotlighting their unit.
Hawkeye, Trapper and Spearchucker try to save a Korean girl from bondage to an American sergeant.
Frank complains to Gen. Barker when Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon at the 4077th.
Trapper, coached by Hawkeye, enters the intercamp boxing tournament to prevent the transfer of a nurse.
Hawkeye and Trapper attempt to retrieve a supply of hydrocortisone stolen by black marketeers. Guest starring Jack Soo and Robert Ito.
To raise money to send his Korean houseboy to medical school, Hawkeye raffles off a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse.
The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.
Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter home to his sister.
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Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.
B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.
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The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.
Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.
Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.
Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.
Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.
Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.
Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.
Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.
Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.
When Hot Lips phones from Tokyo to say there is big news, Frank assumes it is his expected promotion.
A rumor that the 4077th is going to ``bug out`` becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.
A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.
Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.
Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.
Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.
Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.
Hawkeye's face is badly burned when a stove he is trying to fix explodes.
Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.