Mystery Science Theater 3000

``The Horrors of Spider Island`` (1960) Horror. A plane crashes on a remote island teeming with lethal spiders. With Harald Maresch and Helga Franck.

``The Phantom Planet`` (1961) Cult. Astronauts land on a populated asteroid, then shrink; with Dean Fredericks, Colleen Gray.

``Jack Frost`` (1966) Kids. Grandfather Frost freezes a girl; a villager thaws her.

``The Brute Man`` (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

``Night of the Blood Beast`` (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.

A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

With tremendous wit and sarcasm, Mike, Servo and Crow lambaste this cinematic stinker, which focuses on women's wrestling promoter Scalli, a dirty scoundrel involved in illegal gambling who tries to run away from the cops and brutal mobsters.

An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.

``Last of the Wild Horses`` (1948) Western. A cowboy settles a range war started by a crooked ranch foreman. With James Ellison, Jane Frazee.

``The Girl in Lover's Lane`` (1960) Suspense. A drifter is blamed for a sweet young thing's murder, but the village idiot (Jack Elam) confesses.

``Eegah!`` (1963) Horror. A prehistoric man abducts a teenage singer's girlfriend.

``Secret Agent Super Dragon`` (1966) Suspense. A drug czar sells students spiked sweets. With Ray Danton.

``Crash of the Moons`` (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the ``Rocky Jones, Space Ranger`` TV series.

``Santa Claus Conquers the Martians`` (1964) Science Fiction. Martians kidnap Santa (John Call) and two children.

``Star Force: Fugitive Alien II`` (1986) Space loner Ken, from Valnastar, guides Earth spaceship Bacchus III on a mission to a far planet.

``Fugitive Alien`` (1986) Science fiction. Wolf Raiders from Valnastar attack Earth; one, wanted for treason, becomes a space loner named Ken. With Tatsuya Azuma, Miyuki Tanigawa, Joe Shishido.

``Time of the Apes`` (1987) Science fiction. Two children and a frozen woman wake up 2,000 years later, when apes and a computer rule the world. With Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito, Masaaki Kaji.

A child adopts a large egg which hatches into a mischievous alien; a group of pop musicians on a wilderness vacation run into trouble.

``Cave Dwellers`` (1984) Science fiction. A prehistoric warrior (Miles O'Keefe) and his sidekick, Thong, protect Earth from the Geometric Nucleus.

``First Spaceship on Venus`` (1960) Science fiction. International astronauts go to Venus and find what's left of a race that destroyed itself. With Yoko Tani, Oldrich Lukes, Ignacy Machowski.

``Ring of Terror`` (1962) Horror. Fraternity brothers tell a premed student to rob a corpse. With George Mather, Esther Furst, Austin Green.

``Women of the Prehistoric Planet`` (1966) Science fiction. Alien astronauts land on a strange place, but it's only the beginning of Earth. With Wendell Corey, Keith Larsen, John Agar.

Survivors of devastation enter the Power Station to fight the Dark One after billions of robots revolt against humans on New Terra.

``The Corpse Vanishes`` (1942) Horror. A mad botanist drains kidnapped brides to keep his 80-year-old wife looking young. With Bela Lugosi, Luana Walters, Elizabeth Russell.

``The Mad Monster`` (1942) Horror. A reporter's girlfriend's father injects a farmhand with wolf blood. With Johnny Downs, George Zucco, Anne Nagel.

``Crash of the Moons`` (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the ``Rocky Jones, Space Ranger`` TV series.

``Eegah!`` (1963) Horror. A prehistoric man abducts a teenage singer's girlfriend.

``First Spaceship on Venus`` (1960) Science fiction. International astronauts go to Venus and find what's left of a race that destroyed itself. With Yoko Tani, Oldrich Lukes, Ignacy Machowski.