Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
27 January 2026Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
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Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.
Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.
Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a `meanie mom' for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
Christine signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) informs her that he has had trouble making friends.
Christine and Marly argue after getting into a fender bender in the school parking lot; with her car in the shop, Christine must rent a luxury SUV.
Christine and Barb disagree about how to run the women's gym that they now own together; Matthew helps Ritchie find the perfect nanny.
Christine struggles over what to do when Ritchie does a poor job on an important homework assignment.
Christine and Richard must make some sacrifices to pay for increases in Ritchie's school tuition; Matthew considers some extreme changes.
Ritchie's raffle prize of a playdate with his teacher (Blair Underwood) thrills Christine, until Richard's prescheduled father-son plans threaten to spoil the fun.
Christine admits she is attracted to Stan (Andy Richter), with whom she serves lunch at Ritchie's school.
Christine tries to be supportive of Barb, whom she expects to be wallowing in misery as she did after her own divorce. Meanwhile, when Barb moves in, Matthew relocates to Ritchie's room where he discovers his nephew's strange sleep habits.
Ritchie returns from a church festival with Richard and New Christine with an interest in religion. Christine, who once had a bad experience at church, re-examines her beliefs and with Ritchie and Matthew in tow, decides to give God another go.
When Christine's parents can't make it to Grandparents Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff, the new man in her life should go as Ritchie's special friend.
When Christine meets a good-looking man after paying a surprise visit to New Christine, she decides to break out of her mold and says yes when he asks her out to dinner.
Since New Christine broke up with Richard, he's been spending a lot of time at Old Christine's house, leading Ritchie to believe that his parents are back together.
After a chance meeting, Christine finds she still has feelings for an old boyfriend (Matthew Letscher).
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works.
Christine objects when Richard and new Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine forbids it.
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether the counselor acted in their best interest.
Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when new Christine shows up as well.
Christine refuses to give in to pressure to have a ritzy celebration for Ritchie's birthday and hosts an arts-and-crafts party at home.
Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.
Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.
After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.
Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.
Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.
On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.
When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.
Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).
New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.
Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.
The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.
Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.
When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.
Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.
After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.
When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.
When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.
When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.
After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.
Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.
Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
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Max (Eric McCormack) tries to teach Christine to follow through rather than quit when things get too hard.
The most popular girl in school asks Ritchie to a dance; Richard and Matthew try to force an elderly tenant out of an apartment they want to rent.
Christine begins a complicated relationship with the doctor (Eric McCormack) who shares Matthew's office space.
Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.
Christine tries to get over her breakup with Mr. Harris; Matthew realizes his intimacy issues stem from his co-dependency on his sister.
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.
After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.
When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.
When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.
After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.
Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.
Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted.
Christine lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but is a little worried when she learns more about him.