Becky Howser, M.D.
12 June 2026Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
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Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.
Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.
The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.
Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.
Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.
The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.
Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.
A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.
Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.
Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.
Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.
Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.
The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.``
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
Bev's thrown in jail for drinking and driving, and it's up to Roseanne and Jackie to bail her out; an apparent lack of judgment isn't Bev's only problem; in a shocking announcement, she admits that she's an alcoholic.
Dan and Roseanne see the neighbors from the bedroom window; Mark is confused because Becky regularly meets David for coffee and finally asks Darlene for help.
DJ's teacher asks Dan and Roseanne to come and talk to the school; she tells the Conners that she thinks DJ has a learning disability because he refuses to solve problems at the board.
Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby.
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.
It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soiree at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.
Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!
Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.
Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of ``The Jackie Thomas Show'' when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.
Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.
Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.
Plans for Eddie and Crystal's wedding proceed until Crystal reveals more news.
Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.
Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.
Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.
Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.
Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.
Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.
Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.
The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.
Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.
Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.
Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.
Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.
Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.
Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.
Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.
Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.
Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.
Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.
Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.
Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
Jackie and her new romance seem to be getting serious; Roseanne interferes by trying to explain to Jackie how to behave in the new relationship.
Roseanne, determined to fit into a pair of old jeans, ropes Dan into another dieting attempt; the pair ramps up their exercise regime but quickly start sneaking snacks.
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.
The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.
Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.
After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.
Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.
Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.
Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.
When Dan goes head-to-head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.
Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.
On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne.
Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.
Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.
Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.
Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticizes Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.
When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.
Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.
Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.
Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.
Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.
Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.
Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.
Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.
Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money.
The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.
A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.
Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.
Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.
Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.
Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.
Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.
Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.
Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.
Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.
Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Rosanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appear twice as large.
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.