Speeders

Teens substitute flashlights for headlights; world's worst football fan; an officer pulls over a car full of Canadians.

An officer pulls over a rapper known as ``the Nitty''; a driver flunks several DUI tests; an officer pulls over an ``American Idol'' employee and grills him for inside information about the TV show.

An officer pulls over a speeder en route to plunge his grandmother's toilet; a taxi driver has a story to tell; a driver gives authorities a lot of lip.

A speeding incident triggers an officer reaching for his gun belt; a ``genius'' brags that he passed 10th grade twice; an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

Los Angeles police officers pull over a punk rock girl.

A lounge singer serenades an officer.

Officer Acke pulls over a speeding nurse.

A driver is unable to roll down her window; siblings mark a birthday by shooting beer cans in the wilderness.

An officer tries to keep his cool when an alleged speeder becomes crude and rude; a nurse gives a lesson in body shaving; after flirting doesn't work, a female speeder takes drastic measures to try to get out of a ticket.

A deputy pulls over two bartenders who specialize in delivering body shots; an officer catches his mother's best friend speeding; high-speed chase.

An officer pulls over a car carrying an intoxicated passenger; a would-be tough guy carries a bat for protection; partying beach-goers run afoul of police.

An officer in California pulls over a speeder who is having trouble losing his Boston accent; a trucker is a fan of the show; a street racer burns rubber.

A speeder who's late for work gets an officer to call her boss; Mardi Gras revelers; an officer pulls over a roller-skating enthusiast.

An officer pulls over a confused and wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink; an unlucky speeder faces a deputy's wrath on Friday the 13th; a naughty couple in Maryland get caught with their pants down.

A deputy makes a couple with suspended licenses walk home; a new father flips out about a potential ticket and his sex life; a driving instructor is pulled over for alleged reckless driving.

A tattoo artist shows off her work; an officer pulls over a man who refuses to wear a seatbelt because a spider bite has swollen his arm to three times its normal size; a pretty princess wearing a tiara gets pulled over.

An ex-con/Boy Scout leader refuses to take a ticket lying down; an officer catches an amorous couple by surprise; an officer gets an anatomy lesson after pulling over a medical student.

A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot; a DUI suspect is put to the test; a California driver blames her sunroof for her excessive speed.

A high speed chase leads to an arrest; a group of bachelorettes are stopped; a beautiful mother and daughter attempt to get out of a ticket.

An officer discovers a driver has wet his pants in California; a driver pretends that she does not speak English; two sisters fight for the affections of an officer.

A dangerous pursuit leaves officers with a smoking gun in California; an arrested driver's passenger doesn't want to go quietly; speeding golfers tee off on an officer in Illinois.

A California driver admits to smoking marijuana and faces a sobriety test; an officer is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants; a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble.

A confused suspect thinks he wasn't speeding; a driver cannot recite the alphabet; an officer stops a driver who is wearing pajamas and has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

A routine traffic stop catches a wanted man in Las Vegas; an officer becomes suspicious of a couple carting a dirty mattress.

A speeder is caught with marijuana; a passenger puts on an act to try to get his buddy out of a ticket; an officer uses camouflage to nab a speeder.

A speeding incident triggers an officer reaching for his gun belt; a ``genius'' brags that he passed 10th grade twice; an officer makes a discovery in the backwoods of Ohio.

An officer tries to keep his cool when an alleged speeder becomes crude and rude; a nurse gives a lesson in body shaving; after flirting doesn't work, a female speeder takes drastic measures to try to get out of a ticket.

An officer deals with a drunken driver who has no idea that his car has been totaled; a deputy arrests a partying speeder at the height of Mardi Gras; a blonde bombshell has two good reasons for not wearing her seat belt.

An officer issues tickets to three people in the same car; an officer saves a speeder from his screaming mother; an Illinois man finds out the hard way that his 24-inch rims are illegal.

An officer pulls over a confused and wobbly woman who claims she had too much sushi to drink; an unlucky speeder faces a deputy's wrath on Friday the 13th; a naughty couple in Maryland get caught with their pants down.

A deputy makes a couple with suspended licenses walk home; a new father flips out about a potential ticket and his sex life; a driving instructor is pulled over for alleged reckless driving.

A speeder who's late for work gets an officer to call her boss; Mardi Gras revelers; an officer pulls over a roller-skating enthusiast.

An ex-con/Boy Scout leader refuses to take a ticket lying down; an officer catches an amorous couple by surprise; an officer gets an anatomy lesson after pulling over a medical student.

Two teenagers try to rid Calvert County of its possum population; a speeder who can't stop laughing; a former football player who teaches the art of the three point stance.

Three grannies bust a move; a stoner eating doggie treats; a cat burglar.

An officer pulls over a carload of giggling women heading to a ``sex toy party''; a wacky inventor wearing a hands-free soda helmet gets pulled over by police; a deputy gets called in to help administer a DUI test to an alleged drunken driver.

An officer runs afoul of a speeding farmer and his best friend: a chicken named Buddy; an angry secretary who is late for work pushes a normally jovial officer to his breaking point; a jaywalker has trouble grasping the nature of the violation.

An officer runs afoul of a speeding farmer and his best friend: a chicken named Buddy; an angry secretary who is late for work pushes a normally jovial officer to his breaking point; a jaywalker has trouble grasping the nature of the violation.

A deputy pulls over two bartenders who specialize in delivering body shots; an officer catches his mother's best friend speeding; high-speed chase.

Three grannies bust a move; a stoner eating doggie treats; a cat burglar.

Teens substitute flashlights for headlights; world's worst football fan; an officer pulls over a car full of Canadians.

An officer pulls over a speeder en route to plunge his grandmother's toilet; a taxi driver has a story to tell; a driver gives authorities a lot of lip.

An officer pulls over a rapper known as ``the Nitty''; a driver flunks several DUI tests; an officer pulls over an ``American Idol'' employee and grills him for inside information about the TV show.

An officer pulls over saucy women enjoying a girls' night out; a deputy engages in a high-speed pursuit of a drunken driver heading the wrong way down a highway; an officer encounters a woman with a checkered past with the law.

Two teenagers try to rid Calvert County of its possum population; a speeder who can't stop laughing; a former football player who teaches the art of the three point stance.

A gym rat is not shy about showing off his guns; officers pull over a motorist who's been without a license for a long time.

A driver is unable to roll down her window; siblings mark a birthday by shooting beer cans in the wilderness.

An officer pulls over a car carrying an intoxicated passenger; a would-be tough guy carries a bat for protection; partying beach-goers run afoul of police.

A gassy speeder burps at an officer; an officer nabs a driver who only has a couple of minutes to get to work or she'll be fired; a deputy pulls over a speeder whose parents are going to be unhappy about the ticket.

An officer in California pulls over a speeder who is having trouble losing his Boston accent; a trucker is a fan of the show; a street racer burns rubber.

An officer stops a pickup truck with an exhaust system problem; a speeder has a tattoo in an unusual place; an officer pulls over a speeder who is having trouble choosing between his wife and his bike.

After getting stopped, a wild speeder flashes the camera; an officer pulls over a grandfather driving a pimped out lo-rider; a taxi driver reveals some of the crazy things he's seen going on in the back of his cab.

A tattoo artist shows off her work; an officer pulls over a man who refuses to wear a seatbelt because a spider bite has swollen his arm to three times its normal size; a pretty princess wearing a tiara gets pulled over.

Two pajama-clad speeders; an officer pulls over a driver who is addicted to her blog; an officer pulls over a college girl who reveals her latest plastic surgery.

A loyal ``Speeders'' viewer is shocked and unhappy about finding himself getting a ticket on his favorite television show; a speeder in Louisiana has some choice words for his ex-wife; steamy girlfriend talk.

An officer meets a very hairy and eccentric male stripper; a roadster has an incredibly loud horn; an irresponsible driver receives ``officer therapy.''

An officer pulls over a speeder who insists he's guilty and needs to be punished; a college student gets caught rushing to class; an officer encounters a smooth-talking used car salesman.

A speeder is eager to share his pickup lines with police; an officer pulls over a speeder who is making fresh duck soup in the back of his van; an officer encounters budding Internet entrepreneurs.

A computer role-playing game player gets ticketed for speeding; a teacher is caught dangling a foot out her vehicle window while driving; a motorist blows her top in North Carolina.

Officer Olson squares off against a body builder in an epic arm wrestling match over a speeding ticket; Officer Duran changes a tire for a damsel in distress; a Beverly Hills brat mouths off to an officer in California.

A gym rat is not shy about showing off his guns; officers pull over a motorist who's been without a license for a long time.

An officer pulls over a spring break reveler who is handing out beads; a speeder reveals he's an unrepentant cheater, much to his girlfriend's chagrin; two lifeguards show off their beach bodies.

An officer pulls over a confused wedding planner who is driving the wrong way down a one-way street; an officer pulls over a driver with a forest of tree-shaped air fresheners; four female surfers get in trouble with the law.

An officer pulls over a biker whose hog belongs to his wife; an officer stops a couple of teens and gives them a Barry Manilow pop quiz that they fail; an officer pulls over a Russian who claims he was a racer in his homeland.

An officer pulls over a carload of Italian tourists on the lookout for foxy ladies; an officer stops a bong maker looking for munchies; a psychiatrist and his wife try to play mind games on a deputy to get out of a ticket.

An officer pulls over a driver whose car is pimped out with bits of junk found at a hardware store; a meat cutter lacks a license; a paddleball player has racket tips for an officer.

Officer Slaughter pulls over a gun-toting cowboy; an officer stops a chicken farmer; an alleged speeder tries to use his Star Wars-like ``Jedi mind power'' to get out of a ticket.

A deputy pulls over a repeat offender who has managed to get arrested 12 times over the course of spring break; a deputy catches a fast-food restaurant worker spitting in tacos; a pitcher tries to throw at the speed his car was clocked at.

An officer pulls over two men who are meeting up with ex-girlfriends at a strip bar; an alleged speeder tries to sell his broken down van to an officer; an officer stops a tired, late-night lover.

An officer gallantly leads an alleged speeder deep into bush country so he can answer the call of nature discretely; a speeder hopes his gold smile will get him out of a ticket; an officer pulls over a driver with a record 14 DUI convictions.

Officer Williams pulls over a motorist who is having a heated argument with his GPS; a single mom and her son, 11, are looking for dates; an optometry student can't seem to see the speed limit sign.

Officer Ernie ``the Hammer'' Orozco's reputation precedes him when he pulls over a speeder; Officer Duran pulls over two Chicago Bears fans who know they're in hot water because they're in Packer country; Officer White pulls over a spoiled teen.

A high roller from Beverly Hills, Calif., gets angry when an officer comes between her and her shopping; a hippie mom tries to sing her way out of a ticket; an officer pulls over a speeder who just dropped her phone in a toilet.

Women try to use their looks to get out of a ticket; a college student considers fleeing from an officer; an officer pulls over his ``dream woman,'' a golfer who cooks.

An officer pulls over a prom-bound Cinderella who is speeding; animal lovers who keep a skunk as a pet; a deputy pulls over a speeder who resembles himself.

An officer pulls over a grandpa who has been driving his motorcycle at 100 mph; a traffic stop hits a sour note after a wannabe singer is pulled over; a patrolman deals with a pair of drunken jaywalkers.

An officer gives a crying speeder some much needed therapy; a girl has choice words for her ex-boyfriend; a Pentagon worker has no defense for his speeding.

An officer encounters a blast from the past after pulling over a vintage Volkswagen van; an officer in California stops a stage mother with her ``America's Next Tot Model'' daughter; spring break arrest in Florida.

A deputy pulls over a reluctant father-to-be; an officer gives two litterbugs an impromptu lesson in civic pride.

An officer pulls over a children's photographer; an officer chases a would-be bridesmaid en route to console a grieving, would-be bride in California; an aspiring actor hogs the camera in Hollywood.

An officer in California pulls over a biker riding a chopper with a loud muffler; Popo the Clown treats an officer to an impromptu magic show after getting pulled over for alleged unsafe driving in Glendale, Calif.; speeding cab driver.

A California speeder heads to a bar with a wing woman; a rapper called Holy Thief entertains an officer in Las Vegas; a New York City transplant in Florida tries to teach a lesson in philosophy.

An EMT is nabbed driving his station wagon like an ambulance in California; a pizza delivery guy is charged with speeding in Texas; an unrepentant speeder is caught along Florida's Alligator Alley.

Officers stop a scooter driver with no helmet; a man claims he has to run red lights to get back to his kids.

A driver flips his car multiple times; an officer pulls over a car wash worker with the dirtiest car in metropolitan Chicago; an unlucky trucker gets stopped on his birthday.

A bingo fanatic is going to have to rack up an impressive win streak to pay all her tickets in Concord, N.C.; a caffeine addict gets caught speeding for a coffee fix in California; an officer stops a spooky speeder with a skull fetish.

A biker on a trike is clocked at 50 mph above the speed limit; an officer confronts a DUI suspect; a luckless guy gives his girlfriend too much information about a previous relationship; angry candy striper in Las Vegas.

A gassy speeder burps at an officer; an officer nabs a driver who only has a couple of minutes to get to work or she'll be fired; a deputy pulls over a speeder whose parents are going to be unhappy about the ticket.

A Florida speeder tests his Honda CR-V's top speed; an aspiring rapper thinks he's getting ``punk'd'' in Georgia; pantsless party girls go wild during spring break in Florida.

Summertime speeding incidents; party girls in Maryland; beach bums with 800-watt speakers in Florida.

A dad with five tiny backseat drivers gets pulled over in Nevada; a driver from London tries to claim there are no stop signs in England; a wicked peel out earns a testy teen a ticket in Maryland.

A poker-loving joker whose mud flaps won't cut it in California gets pulled over by a deputy; a police officer saves a tow truck driver from the irony of having his vehicle impounded in Pennsylvania; ``Dixie'' novelty horn incident.

A Chicago woman spends too much time listening to evangelism recordings and not enough time paying attention to the road; a police officer over pulls over a drag racer in Las Vegas; a driver is full of excuses in Texas.

A New Jersey mom offers a reenactment of her pullover; Officer Sahr stops a math student.

An officer meets his match when he pulls over two lawyers; a driver falls in love with the ``hot cop''; an officer pulls over a headhunter who wants to see his resume.

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A speeder is about to have his perfect record stained; Elmer Fudd-type speeder in Maryland; tiny speeder; an officer pulls over a car full of party-goers celebrating a friend's 21st birthday by going to gay clubs in Los Angeles.

No episode description is available yet.

A Hollywood driver plays air guitar; a Chicago Chevrolet Pride Crew girl has a shameful driving record; a teen fresh from traffic school refuses to learn his lesson in California.

An officer has to pry a gang of lovesick men from a car filled with lovely ladies in Hollywood; candy goes along with an officer in Portsmouth, N.H.; an officer pulls over a couple returning from their daughter's wild 21st birthday bash.

A driver's overwhelming cologne sets off alarm bells in Maryland; A California speeding suspect is pulled over in a vehicle that he just repossessed; a jazz musician is in a hurry to get to a restroom.

Two girls shake their booties in the street after being stopped for speeding in New Jersey; a college student's math is a bit fuzzy; a speeder en route to a casino gets busted; a speeder has a run in with his favorite officer in Maryland.

An officer pulls over an accountant who definitely wears the pants in her family; a driver insists on wearing sunglasses at night in Los Angeles; chaos ensues from a traffic stop in Laguna Beach, Calif.

A girl has dubious advice for guys in Los Angeles; an officer deals with an illegal turn incident in Michigan; a motorbiker tries to outrun police.

Officer Haselton from Orange County pulls over one half of the almost famous rock group Antagen; in Las Vegas, Officer Bailey pulls over an unassuming housewife who just happens to be 1992's Playmate of the Year.

An officer stops a pickup truck with an exhaust system problem; a speeder has a tattoo in an unusual place; an officer pulls over a speeder who is having trouble choosing between his wife and his bike.

A self-described ``good girl'' speeder shows off her ``bad girl'' piercing in Brick, N.J.; a waitress tries to bribe an officer with a pizza discount in Bakersfield, Calif.; a K9 unit is called into action in Maryland.

A marijuana incident in Beverly Hills, Calif.; two grannies with a burnt out headlight get cranky in Vermont; a gunpowder specialist gets pulled over.

An alleged speeder relies on a passenger for dubious legal advice; a Los Angeles officer pulls over a car with rims that are obviously more expensive than the vehicle they're attached to; a drunken driver plays chicken with a train.

Los Angeles police officers pull over a punk rock girl whose music is almost as loud as her outfit; a Vermonter listening to a police scanner decides to liven up a quiet night; a playboy is convinced women can't keep their eyes off his Corvette.

A country girl pulled over in Hollywood, Calif., thinks seatbelts are optional; officers pull over a food delivery boy with a bad attitude; a suspected drunk driver might not be able to walk a straight line, but isn't afraid to salsa.

A female biker is unrepentant about speeding; an anti-government separatist on in-line skates encounters law enforcement officials in New Hampshire; police officers chase a motorcycle thief.

Police officers pull over drivers with unbelievable excuses for speeding; four California girls obsessed with reality TV; a Virginian with a taste for doughnuts; a math teacher from New Jersey who can't get his equations right.

A patrol officer pulls over a playboy driving a cherry red Ferrari; a police officer in Rutland, Vt., pulls over her own teenage son; police encounter a woman who has assumed a false identity and is suspected of involvement with methamphetamine.

Officers pull over a car with a pretty woman inside; a chronic speeder seeks help; a baseball fan strikes out; apple strudel in Maryland.

Tailgating outside a NASCAR speedway in North Carolina; a Massachusetts girl with marriage on her mind; a California college student is unrepentant about speeding; unwritten rules to driving in Texas.

An officer deals with a drunken driver who has no idea that his car has been totaled; a deputy arrests a partying speeder at the height of Mardi Gras; a blonde bombshell has two good reasons for not wearing her seat belt.

An officer issues tickets to three people in the same car; an officer saves a speeder from his screaming mother; an Illinois man finds out the hard way that his 24-inch rims are illegal.

An officer pulls over a carload of giggling women heading to a ``sex toy party''; a wacky inventor wearing a hands-free soda helmet gets pulled over by police; a deputy gets called in to help administer a DUI test to an alleged drunken driver.

An officer pulls over saucy women enjoying a girls' night out; a deputy engages in a high-speed pursuit of a drunken driver heading the wrong way down a highway; an officer encounters a woman with a checkered past with the law.

A dangerous pursuit leaves officers with a smoking gun in California; an arrested driver's passenger doesn't want to go quietly; speeding golfers tee off on an officer in Illinois.

A speeder is caught with marijuana; a passenger puts on an act to try to get his buddy out of a ticket; an officer uses camouflage to nab a speeder.

A high speed chase leads to an arrest; a group of bachelorettes are stopped; a beautiful mother and daughter attempt to get out of a ticket.

A confused suspect thinks he wasn't speeding; a driver cannot recite the alphabet; an officer stops a driver who is wearing pajamas and has an obscene object hanging from his rear view mirror.

A Maryland woman tries to flee police on foot; a DUI suspect is put to the test; a California driver blames her sunroof for her excessive speed.

A routine traffic stop catches a wanted man in Las Vegas; an officer becomes suspicious of a couple carting a dirty mattress.

An officer discovers a driver has wet his pants in California; a driver pretends that she does not speak English; two sisters fight for the affections of an officer.

A California driver admits to smoking marijuana and faces a sobriety test; an officer is forced to tell a driver to zip up his pants; a pair of St. Patrick's Day partiers try to dance their way out of trouble.

Officer Acke pulls over a speeding nurse.